I made a booboo in my previous video (Can I MAX My Stardew Combat Skill in One In-Game Day), so I set out to correct that booboo. In the process, we stumbled across the most cursed way to make money and level up combat.
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge6-jDHPhr4
Video from SeanieDew that inspired these attempts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evZhlSNAoJE
FAQ:
Q: What was the original challenge?
A: Get from 0xp to lvl 10 in Combat in a day. Check out my previous video for more context, linked above
Q: How fast can you actually get children?
A: Every 15 days. It takes 14 days for a child to arrive. If you dove them immediately, you can get asked the question that night if you should have another.
Q: What is the Monster Slayer goal that pops up?
A: Bats. Under the hood the game still names the cursed dolls as Iridium Bat.
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20 Comments
DF sent me here /jk
The average Stardew Valley resident having 360 children is a statistical error. Childrens Georg, who has 10,000 children, is an outlier and should not have been counted
Best way to make money?
why not in the mines entrance or not on the farm?
He should’ve used the Napalm Ring! It might’ve crashed his computer, but it would’ve been flashy!
The best way to get coffee in stardew valley
It is horrible that Blade did that but even more horrible that Concerned Ape made it possible to do that. After all it was not Blade who designed the game. Tell me you hate kids without telling me you hate kids 🙂
I will give you all something to think about. I have Class 3 ASD. For those who do not know – it is the most severe form of Autism. When I was a child my caregiver on multiple occasions tried to commit filicide against me. She determined that I was a life unworthy of life and on multiple occasions tried to murder me in my sleep. I have hypersensory perception in all 8 of my senses. I start hearing at a negative 18 Db can smell CO2 can feel texture of air and water and so on. Having this perception was what saved my life. However on two occasions she had almost succeeded. I had severe brain damage. I still have brain damage. It often makes me partially blind and partially paralyzed. And I don't sleep. I just sit and wait for the night to turn into morning. Think about that when for some reason you feel the need to joke about murdering children.
Do non-doved children give combat xp?
I love how it began to sound like walking through snow 🤣
So you know how as a kid if you ever didn't want to leave a place your parents would threaten to leave you there?
You did that at the museum lol
You did it! You solved the eternal question of "How many children would it take to beat you in a fight?"! (infinite prep time)
Okay, but can you do a hat trick? Can you get all 5 skills up to level 10 from 0, each on a single day, on the same save file? (Doesn't need to be the same day)
I've always wanted to see what Total War: Stardew Valley looked like.
How are you guys watching him, it's practically impossible to tell what he's saying
I know this is irrelevant, but your IRL cat is so cute! You must be a great owner if he's still going strong at 16! (16 cat years is roughly 80 human years.)
This would happen in real life if all the million sperm fertilise 1 ovum producing million children in 1 pregnancy
A bit late to the show, but would the key to the city item you get with Qi gems get you in?
The audio equivalent of sticking your head in front of a sandblaster
Eventually the problem is that by trying to stay at 0 combat experience, each trip to go dove new children is more difficult?
Oh wait while writing this i realized that youd just not check the tv until 682 or whatever doved children, so your trips to the hut are peaceful until The Day.