I played 5 of the WORST terraria games

I played 5 of the WORST terraria games

Greetings friends purple hair guy here so today I’ve had the pleasure of downloading as many Terraria games yeah and that could be fan games or game Jam games you know just any any game related to Taria in some way I found and I downloaded except for this one this is a

Webgl game so we’re going to have to run it here this is Terra Terraria pinball oh God uh there’s really no way to get this on screen correctly so I’m going to try my best let’s see that that looks it’s like offc centered in the actual

Game too let’s you know what I have no idea how to uh polygons what what oh my God this was made in like a a pinball machine you know let’s let’s play how do I play okay arrow keys maybe oh yep it’s arrow keys base yeah I’m smart like that

What oh wait hold up D and K are left and right this is amazing I well hold up hold up hold up I I gotta I gotta get the audio it’s so loud I didn’t realize I didn’t have the audio on yep that’s what I’m hearing okay

Let’s turn that down a little bit cuz that is loud and now I got to reload the game because it’s broken oh this is going poorly already so D is my left pin or I guess whatever the left uh waggly bit you you guys have played pinball I’m

Sure and K is the right one for some reason and then down and space for the arrows all right let’s do This this is so what is this game it this is literally just like bad I respect it though I respect if I ever played a pinball machine like this I’d be so pissed if the all right the game’s broken next one I guess I’m just

Going to move on this was a mess okay and here we have the next game this is called rescue Mr Terraria and know your screen’s not messed up this is literally the whole game it’s in this like misaligned window I can see the alignments on my um recording software and it’s literally

Like one pixel off of being symmetrical so I don’t know what they were doing with this game uh but it looks Like so here’s our next game it’s called 2D Minecraft teria Yes you heard that right teria not Terraria just teria let’s create a new world uh bigger sizes or more taxi on your PC yes thank you okay so I don’t think they generate this world I think it’s just uh made

Inventory e oh it’s creative mode I mean this looks pretty good actually I’m how do I attack I don’t think you can take damage uh can I dig I can I can dig let’s go all the way to Hell see what happens right I wonder if this world is

Handcrafted or not I’m sure this would be fun if it wasn’t creative oh okay well this is the bottom of the world uh any interesting blocks we can get fence can I stand on these no what about okay okay I can at least stand on some blocks kind of sucks I can’t attack

A slime that’s a little depressing okay you know what we’re we’re going to make some pixel art all right I’m going to make Minecraft Steve for from memory in the sky here that’s his really awesome chin and too many blocks let’s get rid of that one okay two three five six

Seven eight okay here’s our basis cuz we can we don’t have to mine so we can just clear it out right away Steve what is he he’s got white eyes which are here okay now he’s looking left and right at the same time okay you know what that’s fine that’s

Fine what what color is his hair like brown he’s got brown hair with some like you know it’s like scruffy and everywhere and then he’s just got a really basic mouth he’s got a goatee right so let’s give him a goatee you know what this was I don’t know what

This is supposed to be I think I made a bad choice let’s finish him out let’s finish him out blue shirt blue shirt yep and remember he’s as thick as he is wide I’m not even measuring this there’s his blue shirt okay uh arm and then obviously the most important part of any

Any person their massive schlong all right I’m done with this game why did I do this okay so here’s our next real game it’s called terracraft which is a mix of and Minecraft you know just like the last one if you can call that a game

But this one is legit it’s got mod options it’s got actual options single player and multiplayer and I accidentally recorded while doing this but I noticed something hilarious this is the male character this is the only male character and then if you go to female there’s like a thousand waifu characters

You can be so I I think I know the developer of this game already I oh here’s who we’ll play as um I’ll just go into the same world cuz who cares right and then this is me I think I’m in creative mode I’m not

Sure let’s see can I mine I don’t know I just realized I don’t know how to mine can I not mine in this game oh I can wow this just takes excruciatingly long oh God this sucks this actually sucks oh if Terraria had mining like this I’d probably die this is oh thank

God I there there is a like assist mode and a glowing potion let’s take that perfect oh and you keep the glass bottle it’s just like Minecraft dude this guy thought of Everything oh it takes so long to dig in this game oh no okay I am in creative mode that’s good that’s good I didn’t want to be cheating but you know I didn’t want to uh what what oh I guess I’m in flight mode I want to see the

Underworld I want to like go explore and see the underworld is this an amethyst it is an amethyst this is cool let me dig this tainted dirt oh this is corruption okay okay I like it oh dang it I have to actually craft to do things O Let’s check out the enemies

Wow bald zombie bald zombie is real I really want to see the underworld and here’s Crimson ew Crimson looks legitimately disgusting oh my God a house okay this is our first chest what are we going to get what are we going to get that’s it and the loot in this game

Is pretty trash actually it’s it all feels totally useless to get but look at this giant mushroom whoa sorry I I have like childlike Wonder at this game I just want to get to hell it takes so long I feel like this is unusually long to get all the way

Down here it is oh we made it it’s literally the nether is this a ghast why is it just a a marshmallow Okay wow I don’t know if the glow bomb suck or what die you ghost this is so annoying they don’t make gas noises they make like crying

Noises and not normal crying noises like extra bad what is this this a blaze spawner magma elf I think I think he the the creator of this game needs a translator uh but otherwise oh my gosh hold up what is this I need two ender pearls I have two ender pearls I

Do is this is this a for real nether portal where am I what’s going on oh my God that’s awesome that that’s a cool that’s a cool feature I’m a big fan and here’s Nether wart okay you know I need to get off this game I can’t make

This video like 14 minutes just about this game I might actually play this uh this is legitimately amazing and there’s so much to do even though I was just flying around in creative mode I I just I wanted to see everything you know okay if I destroy that nether altar I found I

Can um I can if I destroy one of these I can summon a boss so I’m going to do that be right back okay I actually figured out how to get myself stuff I’ve got a rifle which seems pretty strong not going to lie I’ve got a super netherite

Sword and then I’ve got a netherite pickaxe so if I break this it should summon a boss okay it’s just a big worm that’s not as fun as I was hoping it would be that’s okay not every everything needs to be as fun as I needed to yeah whatever a freaking worm boss

I’ve seen it before let’s kill it see what it drops might be fun I bet this would be fun you could actually make an arena for all this but you know I’m just going to I’m just going to do it for free cuz I’m a scum okay cool there’s ah

And going from that like actual Masterpiece of a game to this I have no idea what this is and I think I hate it why am I an alien this is um heroik procedural generation. exe is is what I installed and I don’t have a virus on my computer I’m

Sure oh so I can could mine out backgrounds all right this game could feel worse I suppose probably not but it could or okay I’m getting actual ore yippe I’m rich I found probably copper and uh iron or I I don’t know copper and something oh of course I’m two blocks

Tall yeah why wouldn’t I be two blocks tall my little alien man do I have an inventory can I craft is there a craft feature um no but I do have an inventory but there’s no craft feature so what do I do with these the in-game music changes if I open or close

My menu or my inventory okay well I like dirt it mes so quickly and you know what since we have infinite range I’m just going to draw penis oh we don’t have infinite range I’m going to draw penis regardless let’s see so here’s the you know the bad

Part and then there’s the other part nice okay you know what this one has potential it it’s not quite as good as the last game we played even remotely but it it’s good enough I’ve got one more all right unfortunately I couldn’t get this one to actually run outside of

This but uh if I how do I move oh God arrow keys if I run it on webgl like the browser then I can do it this is a 2d Terraria Dake I’m assuming this is the guide and I can this is it this is

What hold up okay so it’s all in Chinese so and I can’t read oh so this is black this is blue all right I’m learning Chinese and this is white okay and can I attack uh oh I can I can randomly teleport if I want oh boy okay you know what I’m I’m

Just going to keep I’m going to keep up traditions this game actually probably be pretty cool oh uh okay I can put the guide in a box I’m assuming that’s the guide right it’s got to be yeah it it’s totally got to be let’s go see what he built it looks like

He’s just built nothing like uh Hills and bumps and a temple that one I can recognize to an extent uh but I just learned that I I learned these Chinese characters which is cool I guess keeping up with tradition I’m going to draw a penis sorry I’m going to make this one extra

Cool yeah buddy and let’s give it a vein and then YouTube don’t block this okay anyways uh I’m going to draw a smiley face now I actually like this game it’s like pain look at that smiley face and I’m going to draw a frowny face cuz this

Game is is kind of bad all right anyways um bye I guess uh don’t forget to like comment subscribe and I’ll see you in the next one oh

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