Stardew Valley: Ft. Logan!! Mommy Milkers Farms!!

Stardew Valley: Ft. Logan!! Mommy Milkers Farms!!

Good times I [ __ ] saw Frank the Tank today Frank tank how’s he doing good I ate [ __ ] running cuz I was on Mile five and I was looking at him and talking to him it was like a movie scene and I [ __ ] slipped on the ice and just fell

So [ __ ] hard and I get up and I go safe wait were you guys talking while you were running down the road he just saw you and he just well I he was delivering to an apartment I was running by I was like hey what’s up man like how

You doing and uh running by him and I [ __ ] it just was unnecessarily bad timing cuz I just happened to hit a black sheet of ice right when I [ __ ] was talking to him and just ate [ __ ] and it wasn’t like a fun like quick fall it

Was like a long dragged out like [ __ ] slipping way harder than it should have been and I just get up and go safe Oh man I’ve been at the doctor since oh I don’t think I got home till like 2:00 yeah trying to figure out what’s going on with my [ __ ] nut it’s called a small penis syndrome didn’t learn didn’t learn anything it’s called small penis syndrome are you uh still playing I’m

Assuming yeah I’m literally just play in and then I’m I’m jumping in with you I was pretty proud I did 4.2 today 4.2 miles and 3821 I think it was nice that’s not bad for not running in four years I have dude my foot is [ __ ] up though like

Injured I’m hoping it’s nothing too serious but it hurts it hurt after mile to but it it got worse as the Run went on 3852 I lied 3852 9914 Pace queen of sauce which is fine that’s a good start I also had to stop and tie my shoe and

Stop for traffic which probably didn’t help didn’t help your case at all that probably cost me at least 2 or 3 minutes but still not where I need to be but not bad let’s see how much I made on my wine day oh it wasn’t a wine day I lied

It was a wine day but it was I was putting starf fruit in does that make sense what it was was the start of a wi day um okay potato salad you know what I’m saying I do know what you’re saying got my airbrush kit today the

[ __ ] is that so I can paint lures I thought you were going into the um car painting business the car painting no I mean I I mean I thought about doing a little you could be like you could be like Ramone off cars on got to get that paint updated

Baby my copper watering can is ready you didn’t even have a copper can no peasant work bro okay I’m now I understand what you’re saying when you go for your single player cuz I’ve been doing mine on my computer and it’s very nice to have things yeah like very nice to just have

Things just to have random stuff like you never know when you’re just going to need a random ass item yeah this is nice to be able to even buy it if I need it Su K gamer Phil um okay oh you moved that chest you [ __ ] my day up

What uh two of them hoes hey yo hi one week from now we are holding the fair and we are gay no not what it said I mean I don’t think that’s what it said but maybe I haven’t really been live stream well I guess I have been a little bit

More this week but last couple I only streamed like twice last week maybe three times I don’t know if you want to stream late tonight I’m off work on Saturday and tomorrow oh you don’t work either day no why cuz my [ __ ] testicle bro oh he’s getting soft on me hernia

Schia I found out it wasn’t a hernia hernas are scary I was scared I had one for a while not going to lie like not when I was like right after I got done working at ups and I [ __ ] dude I I don’t even remember

What I was I think I was doing sit-ups and like the pain that shot through my stomach I was like it was not a hernia though yeah so the doctor told me to uh take it easy for the next three days and there you go not like they don’t have guys [ __ ]

Him I called Chad and he’s like all right like okay m H is it anyone’s birthday today didn’t look not going to lie I can look real quick though negative not till Wednesday which is jod it’s funny that Kent’s wife is named Jody cuz like the joke in the

Military is Jody’s banging your wife all right yeah you know what I how where I’m going with this what’s up death killer his wife getting banged by Jodie well she is Jodie that’s the point Yeah fingerbanged by Jodie oh jod likes beer she probably needs it her husband is kind of

Psychotic even like having to run around and give gifts to people though is so [ __ ] annoying oh early on it’s so frustrating uh-huh I kind of just quit doing it oh we got to catch 20 River fist that’s what we are doing oh yeah I’m going to run my boy lonus up a

Blackberry and then I’ll be down to help how many are we at three nice we killed it I mean truthfully if you don’t want to help I could probably do it by myself I need to upgrade my fishing or I wouldn’t I’m just kidding it’s a team effort we’re in this together

Oh oh it’s fall I can go catch the fall winter fish or uh legendary fish the fall winter fish legendary fish you know what I meant when are I barely nowh I can’t find lonus so I guess I’m just going to go fishing what do we have to catch just

River fish yeah oh so just show up got it trout tigers tiger trout yeah I thought about maybe going to the cabino tonight and having a few brews I figured that’s what your plan was just cuz I like it on Thursday cuz Hunter goes in there so I can talk to

Him for like 30 minutes I don’t even sing karaoke anymore I just I just go in there and sit and listen to people and it hurts my head yeah apparently last night they had another shitty uh turnout for C Wednesday not great I didn’t go obviously I was here playing with you

Playing games with you and then I was like salmon Sal manella and then I [ __ ] sorry I I didn’t mean to do that you’re good I was still up to like 1: but hey I woke up at 88 today so we’re getting better it’s no 5:00 a.m. but it’s better

Than [ __ ] 11: like I’ve been waking up at I was up at 5:00 a.m. today little boy I saw you around at like when I got out to my living room I turn my PlayStation on I listen to Apple music while I work out you’re like godamn

Logan’s 8:36 on starty bro like I was expecting to see like the online um PS5 like [ __ ] watching Netflix or some [ __ ] no this dude is straight up grinding at 836 I respect the hell out of it I caught a salmon you got to realize though on my farm it’s not really

Grinding anymore well I mean still this game is a [ __ ] grind mother catch oh you must have caught an elitist fish a communist fish I got another I don’t know a communist fish one of them red herrings you know what I’m saying red snappers whatever they are perfect there’s

Herrings too there’s red snapper Herring and mullet oh my hardest thing I’m having on my single player on my PC is that I [ __ ] can’t remember what we’ve done on our community center and what I have to do and then I look and I’m like [ __ ] we’ve done everything except for

Like one thing all we have is Apples yeah I’m like okay so I have a lot more than that but then I can’t remember like there’s certain fish that are in there and there’s certain fish that aren’t it’s like what the [ __ ] tigga trout new record it can be a bit

Of a grind especially getting your sea legs at first I mean I got like four grand right now on the bank in like 20 days in Spring I’m like that’s pretty good not bad no I mean you know me I’m just out here crop farming but I have 831 these are river fish

Right well I don’t down how many have you CAU well okay yeah these are counting cuz I’ve caught six I have caught five and we were at three to start so yeah good to go so we’re at what 15 mhm perfect we finish this up today

Mhm it also is crazy how much faster time moves like I don’t think went to bed after 8:00 maybe once in my single player play through oh I know just cuz you’re gas at [ __ ] 5:00 at the latest and then you just do like little tasks through a single player day is

Like you got to have three or four star fruits not star fruits star drops yeah you really have to focus on getting your health level up or or energy level up early in single player the nice part is you’re not constantly splitting resources though that’s true I did even though we rarely don’t

Really depend on each other every now and then we do oh yeah well more so in the beginning you depend on me and then after that I just [ __ ] I’m like that shitty business partner who starts out working hard and then just like yo I’m going to go to the casino

Again again and you are going to tell me no yes sir as we have like I mean you get to a certain point where we get to with our money and it’s like okay I don’t give a [ __ ] the thing is right now we’re kind

Of in like the in between mhm like we’re we’re at the very beginning of being rich yes sir but we’re but we’re still I mean if you really want to break it down we’re still still kind of poor we’re still we’re still not fully communist yet no we’re still kind of

Poor I’ve been watching MASH and they’re fighting the North Koreans so communist jokes are a common theme it’s [ __ ] hilarious what not the Communist oh yeah dud you want to know what I have for dinner you know how you know I’m ready for the Navy bro [ __ ] noodles like

Just noodles no seasoning [ __ ] venison burger with a little bit of um is it what’s that one brand it’s like kenens or kind Kinder Kinder Kinders Kinders and [ __ ] cheese on the noodles that was my dinner it was delicious I mean that doesn’t really sound delicious it’s going to be sad when navy

Food is an upgrade to my diet o baby oh baby is David going a contribute what kind of cheese did you put like [ __ ] mac and cheese on it just triple no just like triple cheese like shredded don’t judge me kind of fool doesn’t shred their own cheese

Me I don’t I’m not [ __ ] Gordon Ramsey such a white trash [ __ ] yeah so I grew up bro hang on I wanted to gift you something as a token of my gratitude all right I don’t think I want no no no this is legit legitimate token of

Gratitude I wanted to give you something where are you in my house here you go okay no give me two seconds I in the middle of something oh thanks sir I appreciate it yes sir I learned a did how to do it I learned how to do

It I’m going to put that in my fridge I’m not even going to sell it I’m going to keep it’s going in the it’s going in the food fridge yay I made the fridge eventually all sell it that’s fair put it I’ll put it on a sign ah there you

Go oh now I got to get some crops to now I got to make some new experimental wine cuz I can’t do starf fruits right now how many Star FRS did you have 14 oh damn so it’s going to be a good little money day yeah buddy

Heyk yeah 65k damn yeah buddy not a bad day not a bad day at all imagine both of us just running [ __ ] wine empires in the summertime bro or once we get Ginger Island oh not Ginger Island This Server is [ __ ] is Clinton not open on Wednesday

Or is Clinton not open on Tuesday I think it’s Thursday isn’t it you know why am I always getting that mixed up I don’t know I can’t ever remember sent me a cuz I didn’t sell no mayo or nothing yesterday yeah dude I’m [ __ ] killing it over

Here give me the keys to the wine player you ever watch that show Empire the show Empire it was a m it was about like hip-hop families not like real ones it was like a romcom or whatever they’re called or not romcom but you know the thing anyway I used I

Had this go this is like sixth or seventh grade I made my mom watch it with me cuz like I didn’t want to watch it but I was talking to this girl in sixth or seventh grade you know how that goes and uh she wants me to watch it so

I was watching like we’re texting about it bro shittiest show ever but like it was just a bunch of black hipop singers just like being Thugs That’s Lally the show and I don’t even mean that in a racist way it’s just what it was like they were just straight up like

Shooting up [ __ ] other labels just like for fun and I’m just like you are the whitest chick I know why am I watching this but you know oh no it happens oh what did Mama think about that one I mean she watched it with me she didn’t complain she also liked

This girl cuz she was friends with her mother so that probably played a role in it excuse me I think she’s recently single again maybe I should slide back in [ __ ] 15 years later right before I leave for California hit it with the Y dad people actually like blackberries as

A gift it’s kind of weird cuz blackberries taste like [ __ ] in my opinion no my black no is it anyone’s birthday today uh tomorrow is Jody’s oh what is Jody stupid ass like [ __ ] she likes beer I found that out uh jod like gift is beer Blackberry Crystal

Fruit summer spangle I’ll probably just give it one of these blackberries honestly Pam Elliot where is this [ __ ] [ __ ] hey get your [ __ ] thing from the old Mariner today huh Abigail where the [ __ ] is she I can’t find her Jodie God I haven’t given jod

Any gifts not a want are you uh are you going to get your thing from the old Mariner today yeah I’ll go to see the [ __ ] stupid you’re going to keep [ __ ] around you know being a making honest woman out of that girl there please don’t ever say that again I

Hate when old men say that cuz I feel like bad for the way I treat women like [ __ ] you dude we don’t do that anymore we show up we [ __ ] them and we leave that is how we do it welcome to America dude I know how it felt to be a

Girl today yeah so I had to get an ultrasound on my testicle cuz they were scared that my stitching ripped ooh this story gets getting hotter and hotter dude keep talking and uh yeah so after they were done with me rubbing KY Jelly all over my nut side

Buddy sorry scw a bunch of [ __ ] towels on me and left told me to get dress and they’ walk me out bro that is how it be I like damn this is what it feels like huh I like damn I’ve heard a lot of girls feelings doing this oh

Man definitely had my fair share of those experiences I seem to somehow always get stuck with them falling asleep in my bed when I go to the bathroom and come back and they’re just passed down I’m like [ __ ] the rofy the rofy acted too quick

No I’m just kidding you never go to the bathroom that’s when they hit you with dude I had I I always had to pee after sex I don’t care I’ll admit it I always do it’s just I think that’s a pretty common theme it’s more common with

Chicks I think isn’t it I don’t [ __ ] know how it works I I don’t know I’m not a chick dude but if I was I don’t even think that that’s like a hot take to be honest with you oh how many items do we have three okay Haley doesn’t like [ __ ]

Blackberries there we go so we need one more item for the fair why did I have a kid I don’t even like this thing I got have a second one I should go get starfruit seeds today what like where are you going to use them in the greenhouse oh oh yeah

Cuz we can plant the trees on the outside that’s right not going to lie to you running 4.2 miles wasn’t bad other than my leg having a shooting pain shoot up to my [ __ ] hip every time I stepped like the actual run was good the actual run itself wasn’t bad I

Guarantee you I get my leg healthy at any point and I’ll [ __ ] be knocking out the [ __ ] timed runs also I learned that the [ __ ] runs at buds are goddamn nautical miles so like it’s really five miles not four [ __ ] gay Noz you still to run at 32

Seconds I don’t know if you know this I’m not [ __ ] you saying bolt hey hey you’re good dude I’m definitely not Chester the Cheeto I can guarantee you that much you’re Chester the Molester that’s right and I hold that with a pride just like the gays

Oh yeah I don’t know if this is even going to be worth the [ __ ] but I’m going to try it cuz I’m an experimental farmer and not with weed not with seeds weed weed we e e d weed I didn’t hear that I got like three different kind of wines

Going right now we’re just going to see what happens I I believe in it probably none of them will be worth a [ __ ] but it’s for science I also forgot how much easier it is to chop [ __ ] down when you have a good axe much easier mucho graus

Easier um wait was today Jody’s birthday oh yeah oh I better go find this H do she go to the bar oh no she justes not of course she doesn’t I’m still in the desert I’m not going to make it back in time so whatever [ __ ] her I tell her you said

You want to do anal with her I mean if she said hey Daddy come over let’s do anal I’d be I’d be on my next boss back to start a new Valley my boy she said it I’d be on the next bus to stardew [ __ ] Valley return to stardew

Valley yes please oh there we go I got it fired up if you want to make friends with my youngest son you can’t go wrong with snail oh snail like the snail like a snail whoa getting aw the close to some other words with that one what sniggy

Snail I’m in what is that what is that awfully close to uh okay kardo that didn’t answer my question Captain I was doing something no you weren’t you’re avoiding me no not I was talking to Vietnam vet Kent you think this is set in Vietnam

No absolutely not but he I think he must have got lost on the plane ride home cuz he’s like 40 years late this gives me semi modern Vibes probably around the year it was made I can’t see the thing I can’t figure out about stardo is it communist

Or is it not communist because it kind of feels communist I’m not going to lie depends on how you Play boom you’re like if you play the way we play communist yeah but we’re good Communists yeah we be building pamama house wait how did you get I can’t get this [ __ ] stupid Qi thing what do you mean the sand dragon [ __ ] yeah you haven’t have you done

It yet no I don’t know what to do you got to take a solar Essence to the desert okay and you got to give it to the Dragon no that’s just racist the [ __ ] I don’t know what you want for me I don’t make the rules

Sure can my dog get the hell out of the way why is he in my house all the time the dog yes your [ __ ] dog mm- you agreed to adopt him no I wanted a c that sucks I always do this dog I don’t know if I’ve ever once edited the

[ __ ] animal that I get on my farm they don’t do anything what do they do yeah sit around and yeah exactly [ __ ] suck up my energy exactly salad yum he me I’m just so we [ __ ] cooking meals to the boys what does mama have on the old queen of sauce I

Already know how to [ __ ] make hash browns I literally was just watching them you [ __ ] [ __ ] I already know how to make hash browns I never found Linus’s [ __ ] basket get the [ __ ] out of my way dog I literally can’t go to sleep my dog is blocking me in no that’s not good

There we go uh I’m not going to play Mad in the Stream but thank you for stopping in oh sorry I’m doing some uh I don’t play Madden unless I’m recording videos the more I have to play that game the more my head’s going to [ __ ]

Hurt the more I have to play that game the more my head’s going to hurt I got one more season to record a Panthers franchise which I’m in the middle of recording and I probably won’t touch that game for a year tomorrow tomorrow is Jody’s birthday by the way

Oh [ __ ] I already gave her a second G gift you can give a birthday gift no matter what oh okay they really thought of everything this game is incredibly welld designed people can say whatever they want oh my kid [ __ ] crawls now this this game is extremely welld

Designed why did you [ __ ] decorate my room I had it the you put a oh she put a goddamn plant in the middle of my room get this [ __ ] out of here who’s calling me it is 6:30 in the morning oh my God who is this you hear

Robotic voice on the other end you have a uh what oh getting a rebate it’s a [ __ ] spam call I can’t even avoid him in a [ __ ] video game well thank you Mexican gigachad I appreciate that bro I tried my best I I don’t know if I’m good

At it but I definitely make noises into the mic ooh I got a new meal from G are you okay yeah you okay is it ear buug an yeah a little bit no not talking into it shoot him mavin I appreciate it I try my best yeah I don’t play Madden unless I’m

Recording a video I think that gets misinterpreted like people think cuz you make Madden videos you play the game I literally only play it when I’m recording David’s like if there’s one person that hates Madden it is me we don’t even hate I don’t I don’t like I don’t know I’m

Just not as good at as I once was so it’s hard for me to want to play it like online anymore these kids nowadays are too good for me no why did I sell those I’m a [ __ ] idiot God damn it these kids are too good for me they

Are they’re [ __ ] studs every kid that I play is just a [ __ ] stud that I mean there’s so many goddamn like ebooks and cheese plays out there nowadays it’s just back in all five when there was no internet and we had to have dial up to

Play Madden I tell you what I was the man all right see you later Mexican gigachad take care bro man I hope my foot isn’t [ __ ] up too bad it hurts not like a fun hurt like a hurt hurt what exactly is a fun hurt I don’t know but it sucks either

Way can’t can’t go see Clint today because he’s closed what’s new oh no he’s not so it’s not THS it must be Tuesday then I don’t know is it just random who [ __ ] knows is Carper riverfish um no it’s a lake fish okay I have five hearts with so many God damn

People I only have one heart with my [ __ ] kid that’s cuz I never talked to it that’s fair why would I want to be friends with your son [ __ ] [ __ ] what Jody likes chocolate cake crispy bass Diamond I judge you by the fact she to get a Blackberry from me that’s what she’s

Getting you gave her a Blackberry on her birthday yeah you’re really optimizing these birthdays aren’t you yeah thank you for noticing I’m going to take her an eggplant parmesan I bet you are you [ __ ] [ __ ] all right know just cuz some of us are [ __ ] civilized human beings

I’m civilized I’m just not a human being we didn’t get anything for [ __ ] catching them fish either did we nope two in a row man [ __ ] horeshit I’m going to Roundhouse Clint the next time I see him or whoever get Demetrius oh I’m standing right next to

Him I’m going to go [ __ ] kick him in the head hey Penny what’s up you show them why that certain thing was legal few hundred years [Laughter] ago that’s not a [ __ ] C what were you saying I’m getting a cut scene with K oo is he having Vietnam

Flashbacks again with popcorn oh yeah good one that’s a good one you should have known that sound would ride me out of the war popcorn is just as loud as [ __ ] bombs going off I get the popping I guess but like like I get fireworks that would definitely probably be like oh

[ __ ] but like popcorn popping in the microwave maybe I guess I don’t know I don’t want to judge anyone’s PTSD too bad I mean it’s a video game character no but I’m just saying like I don’t I’m trying to think realistically would that give you PTSD I guess it

Could can’t say you’re absolutely right Daddy good you you answer what I answered then must be yeah that’s it’s not right to hurt your wife you should beat her harder then she’ll learn that’s what you said right no I wish there was custom text you should beat her way

Harder I got a cut scene at her house and she’s not even home happens cuz she leaves to go hang out with [ __ ] canardo no she hangs out with uh Caroline how oh that got me three hearts with Jodie let’s go Jodie jod jod didn’t Sebastian live downstairs

He’s a [ __ ] vampire he’s like the I’m not even getting enough friends with him to enter his room yet he’s one of the few he likes uh what does he like I need to give him a [ __ ] fish I guess I’ll wait upstairs I’ll get prices on [ __ ] from your mom huh Hey sister [ __ ] let’s go so Maru and Emily are both my girlfriend yeah buddy who’s next penny oh boy get after it get some boy a I wonder if they find out we’re going to find out find out next time on I really hope they find Out don’t worry I’m just out here making us 90 hard earned dollars from [ __ ] mission with sstan but I got a heart with him so I’ll get in the hood he likes shashimi he likes your mom what that doesn’t even shock me what did he like shashimi I’m just

Running around town giving everyone blackberries y want a Blackberry black for you black I didn’t me to it get back here no [ __ ] I’m not going in her house that’s a waste of time oh see you have two girlfriends now huh yeah that sounds like a lot of

Work I beg to differ on this game it’s actually no work still seems like a lot of work just having to I’m getting I’m getting a call from Marcus Marcus from hold on For I’m sailing away boom boom boom set an open course for the Virgin seas and i’ got to be free face free to face the world I was mad to The Story Goes I’m back what’d you find out I’m working local sort next week cuz it sounds like I’m laid off laid off oh nice like morning and night probably nice dude Tuesday through Saturday and Monday through Friday uh Tuesday through Friday oh really you’re like that’s even better there you

Go yeah cuz I go on vacation next Saturday why do I have a cut scene with Shane just drinking a beer on the [ __ ] Pier I’m going to sit right here now my mom’s calling me hold on P he gave me a beer and why sunet disappear dra a be

Where yeah I need a [ __ ] drink for that one that’s way too deep what Shane acts like he’s goddamn 70 bro he’s can’t be more than 30 all right I just got liquored up with Shane and we got gummed up and [ __ ] he left and now I’m drunk drinking and

Horsing about to turn this into GTH 6 grand theft horse well I’m going to say right on the edge of this P Watch The sunet disappear drink a be drink a be Drink a Tomato resour white that’s s [ __ ] oh yeah God damn we’re rich Big and Rich you know I say you know say lip my ass back to my [ __ ] bedroom real quick plug my goddamn phone In I’m going to s oh [ __ ] I’m back okay don’t sound so happy to be back oh it’s not directed at you you [ __ ] weenie oh I didn’t care if it was leave me alone I hope you’re mad at me [ __ ] I want to make want to make you

Suffer my wife won’t kiss me oh she just kissed me I would just got done putting big old dip in Copenhagen maybe had a little L little L little L yep no when you get to a certain point in this game sometimes items are better than money I prefer

Toys like dildos big old dildos big old dildos yep give me all them dildos I never replanted down there [ __ ] I had the stuff done for the uh Fair too nice I didn’t contribute one thing I am sorry I forgot fig I I didn’t figure you had any

Interest in contributing so I just threw nine things together I honestly just forgot I we could put a better one together if you want to contribute but we have one yeah I’m sure it’ll be fine he like yeah I don’t really want to contribute that bad uh I need to go see

Big dick D today big dick D Demetrius I’m going to show him my [ __ ] we’re going to compare what if well you know it’s like that Family Guy episode all right Stewie we’re going to play a game we’re going to take measurement on each other’s penises and

Then whoever has the long one longest one wins then cuts to Peter stupid game anyway amen Peter stupid game anyways stupid game anyways [ __ ] Seth McFarland that guy has to just have the best [ __ ] sense of humor dude he’s a riot he’s so funny what do you mean it’s a [ __ ]

Chocolate cake I [ __ ] bought it for you you [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m going to kill you what’ you say sandbags likes oh all right bet I said hold on no you didn’t yes I did that’s crazy cuz you never said it I said hold on I’ll check that’s crazy cuz those words never left

Your mouth Yes they [ __ ] did that’s crazy fruit Maples bar pizza and tiger’s eye Sam I said sandbag yeah who does sandbag like what but you said what a sandbag like which I thought you meant Sam no who would sandbag be a reference to Sam oh sandbag sandbag sandbag the chick with

No arms and no legs is that what you’re talking about I had a [ __ ] mouth full of water you dick I just I just spit all over myself God damn it oh my God I am just [ __ ] soaked now thank you for that oh my

God am I going to hell for that one I mean it was funny but I [ __ ] so boy look at that I have a [ __ ] heart with sandbag now who the [ __ ] is sandbag figure it out [ __ ] you really not Sam Sandy yeah dip [ __ ] god wow this guy’s a real

Thinker hey I don’t [ __ ] s bag yeah sandbag sandbag migy she got that nickname in high school cuz she physically matured before all the other Girls bro imagine if you could just run those [ __ ] Birds over on the road and the just [ __ ] annihilate him that be great okay what is so I really need to catch my fishing up but I really don’t want to spend the time to catch my fishing up

Um so I’m going to [ __ ] right here in the of the drink I’m this beer and suck on your [ __ ] that’s what weird right thought so um are you the [ __ ] who’s clearing out the Quarry relentlessly who me yeah no the other guy in this game oh probably [ __ ] Dumbass sausage go bad good girls go bed isn’t that a song yeah yeah it’s by Toby Keith that’s right toas toas oh I should have been a freaking gay [ __ ] that’s by Toby Keith I should have been a homo yeah pretty much turns out he didn’t have to try that hard he

Succeeded so who’s ass do I have to put this [ __ ] thing up for the QI [ __ ] oh you have to give it to the solar Dragon I don’t even know what I have to give him a solar Essence what the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] wait

I have one of those I told you that three times I don’t listen oh I should have been a homo it’s a Canadian version right riding shotgun with the Texas Ranger oh boy oh boy oh boy get over here boy get over here we got to Runner

Boy got a runner he a runner he a track star I don’t think he is he’s just he’s just a runner what not a run and not a track style negatory I guess I’ll upgrade my combat and my [ __ ] dick giving ability all in one

Night how how you going to do that I don’t know yet but I’m going to try it’s fair point you just got to look at it from my point of view it makes a lot more sense think there’s a coconut wine on this game um I don’t know it’s a great question I

Know science kind of makes you want to try it isn’t doesn’t it try it rid and Sh with the Texas Ranger Go West Young Man bound to find women something in Gold just finding these GS like I’m finding [ __ ] these days not very often about one in every 57 rocks

Dude it’s Friday which means everyone’s going to be at the bar the bar the bar bar I barely know a what is Marne like Marne likes K [ __ ] oh I don’t know know Mar likes I always I’m sticking with [ __ ] give me [ __ ] for 200 Alex I’m going to give her a cave

Carrot you’re going to give her your cave carrot no not my cave carrot a cave carrot I want bef huh sunflower for what so not some CRA all around crab cakes for the boys and Autumn’s B perfect I should have been a cboy should learn a r r son son something something riding

Sister on a c so words you nailed them stealing a young boy’s heart cuz I’m a [ __ ] oh why didn’t I bring Clint a me or why didn’t I bring not to me oh what the [ __ ] is that oh H Robin you can’t leave yet she she can

I think it’s illegal to hold her against your will no to petrius get your [ __ ] don’t say it get back here right now do not say that we like poppies you it’s a pretty terrible GI well you’re a [ __ ] pretty terrible person you’re a terrible Lei oh Marne apparently doesn’t

Like C carrots about Ken does he like crab cakes yeah Ken like now this a really great gift really gay gift I don’t want to contribute to Shane’s drinking habit so I’m going to give him a I didn’t mean to sell that [ __ ] give a beer to

Pam give a beard to Gus talk to my uh my girlfriend okay where’s the sand dragon I’m going to do that tomorrow oh it is in the desert thanks I mean how big is the desert thanks and there’s there’s one giant [ __ ] skeleton in the desert

It’s not my racism it’s not my fall so you need me to [ __ ] spoon feed yeah I do it’s also Abigail’s birthday tomorrow which is funny cuz it’s a different Abigail that we both know his birthday today is it yep 22 these days getting up

There man man she is I can’t I remember when she was 19 my she was 18 she was 19 okay maybe [ __ ] two days before you start talking no when did we what time of year was that no she was a full year into 19 because it was like it was

Celia’s birthday which was in December and her birthday is today which is January 25th so and that math would just add up cuz that would have been like 2021 which 2024 January 25th yeah that that math all makes sense I thought she was only 18 No

19 I I honestly it doesn’t [ __ ] M I don’t remember I could be wrong I really don’t remember I think she was 19 I’m almost certain she was that makes sense she turned 22 to today and that was 3 years ago which is really [ __ ] weird to think about

Right that feels like yesterday all of my [ __ ] shenanigan scenarios feel like yesterday say that one five times fast Shenanigans scenarios Shenanigans and sharos scenarios my steel watering can is ready he said it’s Abigail’s birthday today yeah Lord only knows what that stupid [ __ ] likes I don’t know what she likes she

Likes amethyst cuz she likes to eat rocks she’s probably going to say something along the lines of this looks delicious okay she’s a [ __ ] weird [ __ ] yeah oh oh Demetrius sent me an Autumn’s Bounty recipe we need to thank the Lord for this Bountiful penis thank you God for this Bountiful

Penis this Bountiful penis classic she’s you think she likes like uh seafoam pudding um I’m going to say no but I may be wrong um pancakes food items it’s hard to go wrong with cuz I don’t have any maybe I have an amethyst sitting around I doubt it

Though I have two if you need one if you want ow I’ll put it in I’ll put it in your chest Hy you literally have two amethysts in this chest right here I do am I blind cuz I didn’t even see him maybe I didn’t yeah there’s two amethysts right here in

This chest right next to your totems oh my bad must have missed them you’re trying to scam me no I’m trying to farm right now I was kind of in a hurry um trying to do the thing you know we’re put here to do be the best [ __ ] farmers in this Countryside um

Um oh yeah I do [ __ ] there we go Boogie Yogi God damn all my yams got done today it’s not ready for this huge [ __ ] Harvest I have no [ __ ] well I guess I got to go into town either way Gus bus teach me how to make his cranberry sauce I I don’t

Know thought you did roll out Abigail she is demetrius’s daughter right no she is Abigail the community one of the Comm on the community board wants a gold bar as well oh 750 how long do how long do we have to do it I have 20 if you want

One oh I was just to say I I just don’t have any smelted as my thing I have 20 they’re in that light blue chest no they’re not they’re in the pink chest just take one way into town I’m waiting till winter to do all my gold

Upgrades I got one more upgrade and I’m done with my Golds well I guess yeah I only I want to do my hoe and my um other thing I can’t think of it but you know what I mean hubba girl yeah do I have any scarecrows on my

Farm yeah and you weren’t coming anywhere near it what part of 5 foot or far or 500 ft or farther at all times don’t you understand woman one part of 500 or further back do you not understand that shot me up to four hearts with her though it’s kind of

Nice how many hearts am I at with her oh I’m up to 42 can I no you need eight I think is she even old enough I think so Elliot you’re just a dude who lives in the middle of nowhere I have a really hard time getting gifts to you how do I

Have five hearts with him when did I do that good question funny seeing you here this dude’s never [ __ ] working what the [ __ ] is that where’s my [ __ ] horse I don’t know must have went off to grade I found it that so funny you’re so funny dude not very nice

I give it like a B minus I mean I I thought it was pretty funny B minus oh oh [ __ ] 650 this will probably be my last day David cuz I got to still head to town okay oh get some dinner who eats real food not me who eat who eats real food

What what do you eat noodles burger and pretty much pretty [ __ ] much for the last down this is dangerous here we you I know the worst part about today David what the chick that did the ultrasound on my nuts was hot 10 out of 10 out of 10 Absolut what was her name

What was her name what was her name Katrina oh maybe she went by she went by cat she looked like she was a mixed girl uh maybe maybe Mexican though she was mixed what the [ __ ] is that girl’s name that works at the cabin I swear to

God her name’s cat and she’s mixed and she does some [ __ ] like that what do I do with the solar essence you got to give it put it in the mouth of the Dragon where’s the dragon in the desert oh that’s not a dragon but okay I don’t make the quest rules I’m

Just telling you what it is that’s a [ __ ] dinosaur skeleton if I’ve ever seen one dude wants to yell at me about what and what is not Dragons It’s not a dragon I am the dragon Master dude this has to be the [ __ ] nastiest [ __ ] I’ve

Ever seen in my my enre line what the one I built for you yeah rude how rude [ __ ] I was supposed to get seeds while I was there oh well oh it’s sy’s birthday on Monday oh Sandy the cross station sandy cheeks cheeks or Sandy Sandy the crustation she

Always be wild in our probation I love probation [ __ ] why did I sell that I’m an idiot oh well I get to clicking buttons bro I sell some wild [ __ ] that should not be sold um I think I’ve already given Elliot two gifts this week but I may be

Wrong someone down there is bound to like a sunflower all I’m in love with the yane rose what the most Stu take a couple pancakes couple hash browns and a couple lucky lunches I really [ __ ] up today with replanning hey where did my horse go up

By my house where you left it oh that’s fair that’s a fair spot you distress me like [ __ ] cancer destress as cancer patients wife that’s not nice imagine you just walk into your house after a long day of work and that’s the first thing out of your mouth

To your wife already given Leah two gifts this we God damn it what about Marne you think Mar likes wine probably you’re giving her wine away the [ __ ] yeah I’m giving wine away shut up what do we look like I’m in love with the Yankee Rose how did y’ how y

Doing you’re welcome [ __ ] how many Hearts do I have with that hoe not enough we need to make love let’s give uh let’s give Clint pancakes beer on the house no I don’t want to give it to that [ __ ] C some pancakes too I’ve already given K two gifts God [ __ ] darn it

I’ll take pancakes I’m just giving beers out like they’re going out of style right now what about Emily [ __ ] could you imagine actually paying $400 for a beer I I never drank oh I have a random oh Marty Lew getting it on if we got out it could undermine oh baby oh

Baby I’m [ __ ] ease dropping like a ninja he’s dropping like a ninja ha I’m here gotcha Captain Dave you over heard everything didn’t you yes but I’ll keep it a secret hey you won’t forget it Maro is be about 87 [ __ ] now why was I hiding Mar Loki looks like

She’d be kind of bad probably why was I in the bushes dude what that’s a great question I was just like went back to the bushes like [ __ ] Batman ducking back into his cave you’re a [ __ ] Creeper Man 10 out of 10 yeah whatever I am what I Am give me your bright light Liam chill oh Nazi already in bars huh talking to myself real quick are you [ __ ] beating off over there I was playing with my mouse big difference sound like you’re absolutely [ __ ] ripping one off over There big money day big money oh that bad big money I had a lot of lot of crops that helped all righty well if you’re going to be on later let me know yeah it kind of depends on how my night goes but I

Might be I might not be I I’ll shoot you a text all righty sounds like a plan all right talk to you later y see y peace

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