Beating Terraria, But ALL WEAPONS do RANDOM DAMAGE
I beat Terraria with a mod that makes all the weapons do random damage this was the most fun and hectic challenge I’ve Done Yet some of these weapons were crazy some not so much if you enjoy the content the best way of letting me know
Is by subscribing it helps out a ton I hope you enjoy oh yeah it’s working all right I need arrows though why is my pickaxe so tiny my my axe I didn’t I even notice my axe is huge arrows do 23 what about flaming arrows
63 oh oh yeah this is going to be good o 10 that’ll be useful oh here we go oh they’re huge the Torches are huge man if only I could like actually aim I want to find the corruption as fast as possible so I can just cheese
The Eater of Worlds and get Demonite stuff I hope the Demonite weapons are actually good step stool woo oh what the hell rope snake huge I do not want to be in here right now bet you never seen someone actually use a rope snake huh there’s another one right here wow 87
Holy wa hey now I might have to replace the wooden bow already and the glow sticks are huge how much do seeds do 23 so it I had the blowpipe is just better oh and it’s so fast what was it always this fast or is that the mod I
Got to get all the materials I got to try all the recipes and stuff back off no I didn’t get it got him well I do have 26 Rich mahogany so I can see 58 melee damage I will be making one of those what about the cactus sword well come
Here and now it’s raining great come here loser all right losers get out of my house thank C all right burn this 97 damage 35 for the tinbo that is more yeah I’m going to keep the cactus sword but I will make the tinbo oh oh yeah now that I’m done with my
Beautiful architecture I can actually start building a place to put all my stuff oh how much does this do 74 it’s okay tell me guide what do all the arrows do frostburn 31 Jesters 76 ooh yeah I got to find the corruption these things suck they’re material
Oh I don’t think I’m making that but thanks for the offer I guess all right let’s go exploring again there’s the corruption that’s what we like to see 74 68 oh yes please it’s very slow though the W of sparking does so much damage for a w of sparking at
Least how much does it do 130 9 whoa that is not correct I’m not going to buy the random items um yeah that’s not right please tell me you still sell explosives well you sell bomb fish Mr guide can you tell me how much the W of frosting does 10 got it selling it damn
Oh it’s so expensive that doesn’t even matter it’s like five damage well musket balls do 36 so I mean I got to start digging got to get some loot in my tiny ass pickaxe hard Crystal Yo help ooh big hole okay gold it’s a lot of gold here [ __ ] more gold over here too I really hope gold stuff is good though okay I’m going back 137 but it’s really slow ooh yes please man whatever I could just sell silt yeah
I’m doing that star G ises 301 damage oh that stinks man maybe I shouldn’t have trash my Cactus gear yet oh Well I’m going to go attempt to fight the e of Worlds and hopefully not die 61 damage 76 damage with the jester arrows yeah we’ll be fine B ooh 133 I
Think I’m going to make the lights ban though yeah I’m I I got this this is going to be the easiest fight of my Life Oh yeah and I definitely didn’t forget to buff up halfway through the fight oh sweet oh the pickaxes are so slow I’m just going to go get the meteor wherever it is it’s so slow found the dungeon don’t know if I like that oh it is on the side I was
Right oh that’s huge Actually oh yeah 216 w we are Chilling right still take fall damage oh bat bat it’s probably going to do like six damage I’m not even going to bother very close to the underworld no God damn it oh boy I lost all mining speed finished the elevator the handgun does 257 damage huh yeah I really just need like
A few more upgrades and I think I’m good to like just finished prehard Mode uh well that doesn’t answer the fall damage issue that answers the question I just want hellstone is that too much to ask I guess so yeah I got eight hello there I just got stream sniped by a demon imp oh no oh 142 damage that’s
Crazy bro this worm is really trying to get to me all right I’m going to go fight the bee and hope the bee weapons are insane as well 140 health expert mode I just have to hope I can overpower the bee I actually need the Fast as [ __ ] boy still fast as [ __ ] boy well that was easy 37 82 okay oh another one huh another be gun great it’s exactly not what I wanted I got to see how much the uh other items do oh yo unpleasant as well minus 45% speed and plus 90% Mana
Cost I now have a a hornet that does a [ __ ] ton of damage I still only have three lenses I haven’t even fought the eye yet nor do I have Hermes boots it’s a lot of gold down there too bad I don’t need it anymore heart Crystal
Woo oh here we go perfect whichever mod made the ability to sell silt they were on to something oh 82 damage that’s nuts oh I guess I never bought the mini shark on t- mod Mega Shark does 43 the mega shark’s like normal that stinks if
I ever want to make the star cannon though 313 damage oh my God that’s crazy oh I still got to fight Skeletron oh he’ll be easy hello Bruno okay fight Skeletron fight the wall all I’m here cool maybe I should have done this in master mode okay let’s let’s do this Yeah that wasn’t scuffed 144 and now we just have the wall to fight that’ll be fun I have a feeling that the Wall of Flesh fight with this weapon might be Overkill ow there we go anyhoo oh Yeah all right that was easy huh oh looks like I’m sticking with the space gun for now and I got a sorcerer emblem that’s actually crazy that a mimic magic dagger oh oh it’s so fast holy [ __ ] let’s go break some Alters titanium hell yeah mining Time Holy [ __ ] I’m getting raged alled okay I was I was not recording and then all of a sudden the Destroyer spawned that was annoying well I got a I got a titanium repeater that does 500 damage I got a a padium pike that does 500 damage and I got titanium armor other
Than that I’ve made no progress and then the Destroyer spawned okay all my NPCs are dead that’s right okay um look make holy arrows hey I can’t make many but I can make them sure um what do I need Souls who wants to fight come here I’m not getting
Souls oh give me that give me that give me that yes yeah come here damn am I even in the corruption anymore barely come here loser thank you I have four oh it’s a mimic what’s that tinking sound oh I would like to have full HP before
Another boss spawns oh i’ would like you to drop your magic quiver be awesome no okay yeah I feel like I have enough now no I’m not finding any heart crystals either there no heart crystals up here that’s crazy there are none zero I found one oh I got a mechanical eye that’s
Actually so helpful yo-yo glove is 94 gold I don’t even know if there’s going to be a yo-yo that’s worth getting if there is then well Shucks t let’s go I need more Health man is there a cave I can go down ooh underground desert good idea me talking to myself
About my great ideas I might have to reiterate this is possibly not the best idea now that I’m thinking about it no hard crystals oh man I just want Life Crystals is that too much to ask oh I see a chest down there oh my God the
Waldo painting holy [ __ ] isn’t that like incredibly rare we’re saving Waldo and I see a life Crystal Waldo is bringing me Good Fortune I don’t even have a goblin Tinker yet wough get some buff potions and let’s fight some bosses I guess night time boss fights who do I
Fight who should I fight that’s the real question Sorry not Sorry all right that’s boss Numero Uno anything hollowed that’s kind of crazy hollowed repeater is 309 anyways anywh who all right that’s two I’m missing Completely he’s dead all right and he’s dead hey that’s Mech bosses sweet oh hey oh [ __ ] why didn’t I buy the yo-yo glove when I could it’s fine it’s fine it’s it’s fine it is okay the flamethrower does 38 damage true Knight’s Edge does a
Lot I’m not I’m not doing that I need a tinker’s workshop God damn it optic staff to 17 the bees rain Supreme I haven’t even faced a goblin army yet so I can’t have the the goblin tinkerer oh that works well yeah at this Point I don’t even need to use the the B I guess hey Shadow flame bow oh hold on I might be using the shadow flame bow I’m going to be real oh that was easy yeah it’ll be enough hopefully maybe probably not that thing was huge probably could
Have came down here for uh Life Crystals as well ooh I forgot about that there’s a planta bulb okay I have a feeling I don’t need to make this Arena very big just big enough I’m hoping this is big enough this is totally not big enough and I
Don’t care yeah we’ll be fine hopefully there’s a life Crystal oh there’s a cup I’m finding all the Life Crystals now I’m finding all the heart crystals right now why are all the heart crystals over here I could have used these like 2 hours ago Another Life
Crystal a [ __ ] 10 43 79 55 all right 280 that’s not bad 559 that’s what we’re looking for let us try this out and hopefully not die Oh health is going down ow ow okay well well this isn’t going his plan hello there the shadow Dodge no 65 HP no that’s so close I will win with this setup I will had I had full HP I probably would have won another life Crystal another live Crystal oh my
God come on planta let’s get back up to the arena ow oh the shadow Dodge okay all right that wasn’t close oh the bees have been replaced my equips aren’t that enticing ow I did not mean to jump on that okay now that I have the single worst
Golem uh Arena I’ve ever made I’m going to fight him sounds like a good idea that was easy well that was easy that was easy oh I haven’t even use my Buffs Okay yep that’s what I get for being cocky any who the deadly meteor staff that does oh my God it’s fast as hell yeah I’m not using it but it’s good uh I’m not using it I kind of want to see what the what Duke fishron is Like Ow I got hit by the shark NATO get it like the movie cool the tsunami does 67 no it’s so bad did get the wings though which is kind of cool now the real question is do I stick with the hollowed armor for the
Rest of the game or do I upgrade to like post planta armor the shadow Dodge I feel like has saved me many times hey Another Life Crystal that’s crazy should I just fight the the cultist feel like the cultist is going to be a pain in the
Ass yeah whatever all right let’s do this nope we’re winning ow ow okay oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] give me the thing I did not want to do the pillar right now I wanted to regroup I may as well do it while I have the Buffs active
H no stop stop this stop this this instant young man God Dam it let’s do this ow ow with that I died all right cool let’s grab those nebula fragments and be on the way 700 holy [ __ ] I think the multiplier did well with these ones might need to make some magic armor
I guess I just incinerated him All right let’s get this done where are all the enemies that’s kind of rare for me to say during this no I didn’t get all the I didn’t get all of them yet 840 and 573 okay Stardust pillar yeah you know what the Stardust pillar is very easy when you have a
1,629 damaging nebula Blaze why does this always happen why do I always die right as the pillar dies I’m fast as [ __ ] boy man that stinks actually I’m going to stick with the pygmies probably and we have one left let’s do it I’ve come prepared this time losers all
Right it’s dead don’t die all right Vortex beater oh Yes ow ow stay open long enough for me to eviscerate the eye please thank You all right that was easy as woo hell yeah portal gun luminite how I get a weapon I got oh I got a terrarian that does 696 damage yeah Crazy
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What an interesting and compelling challenge, sounds fun!
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What mod? I’ve been trying to do this for myself
woah
“I got hit by the sharknado… get it?” Always a joke like this gets me. Well done Glurpis keep up the grind
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I didn't even realize you were a smaller channel. Your content deserves more, this was very entertaining and you have so much energy with it, clearly enjoying it. I hope you go up in the algorithm.
You literally made standing still (eater of worlds fight) entertaining with all your editing. Incredible work.
cool vid
gambling
No one gonna talk about the fact that he had cheat sheet on
W vid but cheat sheet arrow at the bottom 😢
rngaria mod:
"Bet you never seen someone actually use a rope snake"
Oh trust me I do, and I absolutely abuse it.
I use rope snake 😡
Glurping rn