Stardew Valley / Bonk Farm – Episode 1 (1.6 update)

We’ve been waiting all day for this let’s play a little bit of Stu Valley um new farm right here we go 1.6 let’s take a look at this Farm there it is guys Meadowland it’s not the best for growing crops but there’s a chewy blue grass that animals love you start with two

Chickens okay so not the best for crops it says but it doesn’t matter we’re going to try it okay name PJ Farm name we’ll come back to that cats we’ll do our food is there any new cats they got new cats new cats new cats new Cats New Dogs new dogs we will still go with the Fuji cat though I think or do we want what do we what do you guys think should we do a should we do a new cat what would we call it if we got a new cat black cat Black Cat’s fun Shadow

Fuji um all right let me select my character right now let’s have a look what kind of hair I mean are there any new any new hair styles probably not right Yeah I’ll go for that uh okay eye color green cuz I have green Eyes dog and name it my boss St Okay my boss stiff my update stiff okay um let’s pick some clothing I want to try and play a little differently to nor try and choose something I don’t normally choose R thank you very much for the 26 months welcome back to you I hope the music’s not too loud Guyss how about this if I try and match these pants to the the Dongar it’s quite nice it’s a bit loud yeah I can I I don’t know if I can adjust I can’t adjust the settings until we get into the game I just going to turn it down like this for now uh so sorry about That uh we don’t need accents um so we right okay so uh hair color as well I think hair color is just about fine luckily it kind of starts me out with my actual hair Color Guys favorite thing this is this is the question this is the question Mayo Farm I suppose if we’re like um uh put the 1.6 update is your favorite thing yes chugging Mayo does it fit chugging May chug and mayo um um thick Mayo no kind of weird kind of weird thick mayo though Um two it two it uh yeah there are new cats there are two new cats and new dogs we’re going to go for the black cat which we don’t have a name for yet but we’ll come up with a name in a bit um right we need a farm name guys now

We’re doing the meadow the brand new Meadowlands Farm also I love this these four Extra Spaces that’s going to have to be filled in with more Farms Mr rape canoli canoli farm right so let me have a look at the suggestions earlier these were some of the suggestions we wrote

Down big slime farm cow flop Farm Bonk Farm Chad Farm gint Egg farm haino farm Bozo farm farm no Bozo Farm Farm boo farm farm canoli for the cat ah if we did canoli for the cat I’d be uh I’d go for the white cat um but we’ll

See we’ll see how we go Baba Dewey Palmer Farm po Farm Funko Farm fish on Farm Bonk Farm thank you blank pantalon uh we I mean let’s have a look see how it looks see how it looks written down Bonk Farm Bonk Farm’s not too bad Bonk Farm’s not too bad llon there’s lonlon Farm um Farm on Farm on Farm Goblin Club Farm maybe go Bonk Farm clearly Bonk is uh big on these streams so maybe we go Bonk Farm okay um I feel like we should go something

Wholesome yes thank you the dster thank you very much thank you very much um what is my favorite thing guys what is PJ’s favorite thing on Bonk Farm no bonking is not my favorite Thing um stop fairy SE thank you for the Bits my favorite thing is lesbians now the only thing is um the thing I’d be wary about is that um I think that becomes a thing when you when you get a star drop it says this reminds you of the The Taste reminds you of your favorite thing so just take that

Into account guys when we’re choosing our favorite thing you know just take that into account um do you like fishing I personally do like Fishing um the thank you Masha favorite thing concerned ape for the Easter egg oh there’s an I didn’t know there was an Easter egg no concerned ape is not he not my favorite thing I I like him I like the guy what can I say but not my favorite thing uh

Why is this the hottest thing um my favorite thing is [ __ ] it let’s go Mayo Mayo is my favorite thing Mayo do we put the whole thing Mayo N I don’t know how to SP spell mayonnaise Mayas tastes of chaos Chaos no mayo Mayo Cat mayonnaise all right we got it guys my name is PJ uh I’m going to just double check my shirt I’m not fully cons sold on the shirt oh we could also go down this route this is Fun Not bad not bad um I do also like the green there’s often a green one as well this is nice as well actually trying to choose something that I don’t normally go for you know how bright and something that’s not me sorry that’s not me that’s not me guys that’s not me Why is it so hard to pick an outfit in stardew Valley oh look like Clint if I wear That have we G all green before like this like a lumberjack I like it no this is the beach farm this is this is was new in the in the 1.5 Update okay no I I don’t like this guys I don’t like this this is very important this is our next big Stu play uh play through have we worn this before I I think we have but it’s my favorite outfit [ __ ] it we’re doing my favorite

Outfit okay here we go uh all right guys we’re PJ on bong farm and my favorite thing is mayonnaise and this is my cat here we go is there a stripy shirt maybe I’m pressing the button we’re doing something new and that is the farm the farm we’re doing the new

Farm uh for my very special grandson what you got Gramps I want you to have this sealed envelope is there any cash in it yeah I see that concap didn’t didn’t upgrade Grandpa’s bed now listen Close there will come a day when you feel crushed by the burden of Modern Life oh I didn’t say to make um Community centor year one completable and your bright spirit will fade before growing emptiness that’s right we’ll we’ll just complete it when that happens my boy you’ll be ready for this gift Lemon Lane thank you for the follow space weather uh shujing thank you for

The follows now let Grandpa die I mean rest all right uh one second guys I’m just going to do some texting but you please enjoy this cut scene click click click click click click okay here we go it is time to read the letter we’re depressed enough that it is

Time to read the letter dear PJ if you’re reading this I am dead the same thing happened to me long ago wait sorry PJ don’t add lib you must be in dire need of a change the same thing happened to me long ago I had lost sight of What mattered most in

Life real connections with other people and nature so I dropped everything and moved to the place I truly belong I have enclosed the Deeds to this place my Bri my pride and joy Bonk Farm it’s located in stardew Valley on the southern coast it’s the perfect place to start your new

Life this was my most precious gift of all and now it’s yours I know you’ll honor the family name name more my boy good luck love Gramps thank you Dan me the namesake Bonk Farm PS if Lewis is still alive tell to [ __ ] off I never

Could do what I never could do and tell him to F off well de Grandpa Bonks are okay no absolutely not no we are in a no bonking Zone we are in a no we’re in a no bonking Zone the farm is just called Bonk farm that doesn’t mean

It’s acceptable to Bonk me in any way okay capiche is that understood can I get a yes chef in the chat if that is understood hello you must be PJ I’m Robin the local Carpenter mayor Lewis send me here to fetch you thank you ingred yes chef maybe chef may leis sent

Me here to fetch you and show you the way to your new home he’s there right now tidying things up for your arrival thank you eeve Cat thank you the Farm’s right the Farm’s right over there if you follow me here we go guys first look at the new Farm Silver

Lining thank you T J thank you for the for the bits this is it this is the new Farm I see the Blue Grass I see the blue grass this is Bonk Farm it looks like [ __ ] so that’s if I guess you don’t have

The silo o i I wonder what the deal is with the blue grass maybe it grows back quickly what’s the matter sure it’s a bit overgrown but there’s some good soil underneath that mess this seems like it’ll be like the best of like the basic farm and the forest Farm together maybe

Without the forest forage aables uh a little bit less space for growing crops but it will have like a lot of grass which is nice um with a little dedication you’ll have it cleaned up in no time yeah I know I know I’m a pro I’m a pro farmer

This is what I do and here and here we are your new home give me the keys oh you must be mayor Lewis gramp said [ __ ] off and the new farmer I’m going to be a really belligerent terrible um farmer I’m going to be really rude to

Everyone you can move the pet ball this is huge ah the new farmer got to flex my vocal cords here we go right lane Mo thank you for the follow welcome I’m Lewis mayor of pelicant town you know everyone’s been asking about you it’s not every day that

Someone new moves in it’s quite a big deal yeah Louis is still alive yeah not passed out unfortunately so you’re moving into your grandfather’s old Cottage it’s a good house very Rustic do you think everybody who’s been waiting for the update will do this Farm maybe rustic that’s one way to put it if you call it crusty I swear to God crusty might little be a little bit more apt damn you Robin it’s fine it’s fine don’t listen to her PJ

She’s just trying to make you dissatisfied so you buy one of her house grades anyway you must be tired from the long journey you should get some rest tomorrow you ought to explore the town a bit and introduce yourself the town’s people would appreciate that hell yeah dude so by not using the

Modded version of the game right now the only thing we’re missing out on is UI info Suite because that’s the only mod I was going to use really that would have changed anything at this portion of the game so we’re we’re okay to make do for

Now oh I almost forgot if you have anything to sell just place it in the Box we know we’ve seen this all before we know we know we know we know old man right here we go guys day one of the new playthrough Ooh we get hay no pass nips for us okay that’s fine I like that the uh the fireplace comes ready lit it’s already lit that’s nice so concern I tweeted spoilery things about the new update do you want spoilers you’re trying to avoid them I mean I’m not actively looking for

Spoilers like I’m happy to discover things now kind of organically if somebody does say something cuz they don’t know that I want to discover things a bit organically then that’s like fine but like uh if you if you if you like if you know things that are

Going to be in the game I’m happy to just discover things honestly um but it’s not a big deal if somebody comes in and says oh this game now has Penguins or whatever uh hey it’s Ren thank you for the five months St you I’ve been

Waiting for this one turn it up oh we got it let’s turn it turn it all the way up uh weather report tomorrow is going to be clear and sunny baby my fortune today is mildly perturbed great way to the day um Gardener thank you very much for the where is the

Music oh I turned it Off how’s that for music volume is that okay we’re just playing with the Games music for now right we don’t have cnips we have $500 and a dream and a chicken question mark okay don’t the Blue Grass PE you need to leave the Blue Grass capiche do we have chickens

Pickle it’s called pickle can I rename him no he no yes yes yes all right what should we call him what should we call him pickle is perfect I mean we can leave him as pickle if we want what’s the other one called Z zucchini uh like we’ve had

Zucchini before let’s change zucchini pickle and um pickle and we can go for anything guys anything I don’t we don’t have to stick to a theme we can call them anything we want anything we want uh Buttercup okay Buttercup Su Buttercup okay that does not that’s that’s wait huh

Okay we’ll be back we’ll come back to that right so I think the first thing we’re going to want to do is clear the farm a little bit cuz again we are trying to play this like semi sort of optimally O ooh ooh there’s an animals Tab and it tells

You if you’ve pet them already today huge absolutely humongous I like somebody who knows nothing about staru Valley could be watching this be like the [ __ ] is he talking about how is that huge believe me it’s huge that is huge Rex thank you for the follow uh we

Also have this tab special items and Powers special items and Powers you say interesting very interesting this is different as well concerned ape you dog you dirty dog oh look at this single single single that’s new single I think is it single is it new I don’t know

Maybe I don’t know guys but I’m excited all right oh guys we’re playing Stu Valley and I think that’s wonderful I think that’s wonderful text sign you can write custom messages on the sign that’s wonderful I’m very happy to be here today guys I’m very happy to be

Streaming I’m glad the game finally launched and I’m I’m I’m excited to be here I’m excited to be here thank you for joining me Bobby bless you all Bobby bless you all let’s get wood concern A’s done it again any new people you know what uh ooh the map looks different pink

Trees okay any new people let’s check I’m assuming not but maybe at a glance no not yet but maybe later maybe later right so this is our very small farming area so what would I like to do today so we don’t have our to-do list that’s fine I would like to clear the

Farm i’ would like to get enough wood to make a chest I think that would be a good idea I think we should find for look for forages I think that would also be good uh thank you also for the follows um rufer and nocturnal Chaz guys so many people follow today thank

You so much I hope that I hope that you like The Vibes around here and I hope you’re excited for some Star Valley because we we we we we worked hard to get to this stage man we worked very hard to get to the point where we could just enjoy ourselves and

Play some starg Valley I’ve got some stuff going on behind the scenes that I’ve been working on that it’s all coming very soon but oh my gosh Del thank you for the five gifted Subs dude um shatter bird thank you for the follow um the Meadow Farms thing is that

You start with a coupe and two chickens a coupe and two chickens absolutely humongous guys saz or Fraz thank you f thank you for the Prime sub sorry Sailor Moon cup uh live livon thank you for the follows welcome on him um guys if if you

Got gifted a sub by Del Chuck him a thank you why don’t you say hey dude thank you I appreciate that and the Blue Grass yes where can you find a list of all the changes um probably concern ap’s Twitter account if you want to see all

Of that also the Discord will probably be popping off and just uh yeah mentioning every all the new things that people find right let’s take a little walk around town we do want to ooh big tree new tree new big tree this tree is going to be something

I’m telling you now that tree will be something mark my words oh Big Trees more Big Trees okay so I want to play like somewhat optimally if possible so I’m going to go do see if I do a bit of foraging although so far not much oh I’m full I am full Um should have made a chest I think we ditch the I want to play somewhat optimally he says that he wanders out with a full inventory all right see you sap all right we head back to the farm we need to dump our stuff in a

Chest yes I missed the chest my own chest okay horseradish there remember that guys there is a horse radish a horse radish a horse radish I can talk a horse radish that’s a spicy horse radish horseradish is actually quite spicy I don’t know if you guys have ever had

Horse R before it is spicy right I’m going to slam that there for the minute um I kind of need all this stuff really we’ll do a loop it’s fine I don’t need all of this stuff what are you talking about you don’t need the Pickaxe horse radish for energy good Shout good Shout good shout but please don’t shout too Much I heard somebody leave their building oh a fishing spot but we have no fishing rod we have no means for fishing oh there’s oh the kid we don’t need to talk to jasp we will talk to Haley however hello oh you’re that new Farmer Boy aren’t

You huh oh I’m Hy H if it weren’t for those horrendous clothes you might actually be cute thank you Haley oh thank you Haley’s so sweet guys she’s so sweet hey come back where you going I mean hello hello it’s nice to meet you you picked a

Good time to move here spring is lovely oh hello I’m Penny hi there I’m Penny all right we’ll check the beach quickly check the beach I want to try try and like talk to everybody quickly as well hello ah the new farmer we’ve all been expecting and whose arrival has sparked many a

Conversation I’m Elliot I live in the little cabin by the beach it’s a pleasure to meet you it’s a pleasure to meet you it’s the pleasure is all mine put her there that was me shaking his hand um what does spider pig what does spider pig say about his hands being

Wet I just wash my hands if you’re wondering why they’re wet no other Reason check the trash you never know what’s going to come flying out of that trash H I guess we have to say hi to Clint I guess hi Clint uh hi I’m Clint I’m the town blacksmith if you need if you ever need to upgrade your tools I’m your guy hey

Tom Nunes welcome on him all right thanks Clint nice to meet you look guys this is going to be a this is going to be a pacifist run okay we’re going to attempt to be nice to Clint on this run okay oh that’s right I heard someone new

Was moving into that Old Farm it’s kind of a shame really I always enjoyed exploring those overgrown Fields by myself my pockets are already getting Mighty full Mighty full all right I do need to go to uh Pier today I cannot miss going to Pier but I’m going to drop off this

Uh rusty spoon real quick we have to get our seeds today we can’t miss those uh Kido thank you for the seven months welcome back Dude my pocket stiff it is a bit abysmo not a single piece on this entire collection what’s up dude what’s this you found something let me see it what do you think I found it in the ground remarkable it’s very old I’d love to study this in Greater detail but it

Is yours you can I don’t need a rusty spoon h I got a favor to ask you would you consider donating any artifacts or minerals that you find we could make a groundbreaking discovery together oh and uh who knows if you keep donating I might come across some interesting items to send you Away think about it will you if you decide to donate just bring the objects to the front desk hey B Santa thank you for the follow uh and Cory Marco thank you for the follow right I am here to donate uh so I’m not wearing headphones today guys is

Um is the sound volume and everything okay like the music is it too loud not loud Enough it’s all good we’d love to hear it I’ll wear headphones tomorrow I just can’t be B it today tomorrow I promise tomorrow there will be headphones okay do we have time to run to H the farm to drop off our uh we’ll speak to Gus real quick hey

Gus well hello there I’m I’m Gus chef and owner of the stard drop stardrop Saloon welcome to stard drop Saloon can I get you anything I don’t know is it free tell me is it free all right talk to Granny hello there Welcome to our little

Community dear you can call me Granny if you like granny is going to be crazy for this uh play through hello you must be uh the new farmer I’m Caroline my husband runs the General Store here and have you met my daughter Abigail she’s the pale one with the purple

Hair okay quickly talk to the spawn of Satan real quick oh a stranger my name’s Vincent mama says not to talk to strangers but you seem okay I’m not I’m real messed up man it’s a pleasure to meet you I’m Harvey the local doctor I perform regular checkups and medical procedures

For all of the residents of pelicant town for example I shoved up a thermometer of Pam’s ass earlier today the thermometer you’re holding yes how did you know hey it’s Mr PJ the new farmer I’m Pierre owner of the local General Store if you’re looking for seeds my shop is

The place to go I’ll also buy produce from you for a good price a real good price a little agriculture could really inject no life into the local economy right uh daffodil sell uh I might just sell the horseradish literally to make space just for space in my inventry

Because I messed up I’m also going to eat this for energy yeah good price for him yeah yeah yeah yeah all right give me uh we’re going to need pass Snips we’re going to need pass Snips 10 pass Snips um oh hi Mark let’s make it the 15

Let’s do the original 15 pass Snips that we did not get because we started the new uh Meadow Farm um give me we should prepare for the community center as well one of all these all right did you check the calendar ooh things are happening 15 16 and 17th

Also book seller is in town on the on the 12th and also the oh the book seller interesting who is the book seller interesting who the [ __ ] is the book seller that’s what I’m saying you coming into my town trying to sell literacy to my kids how dare you what are they putting

In the books 2 three 4 5 we should not be letting these book sellers talk to our kids we don’t know what they’re putting in the in those books today my son came home with a book uh with a with a with a heinous profanity

On the on the on the cover it was called Moby Dick I was horrified and shocked I could not believe my eyes 10 million fireflies so I’m pulling my son out of school he will not be attending school again his friends will never see him

Again and I will be burning Mobi I I can’t even I’m not even going to say it again I won’t even say it again fingers cross the book s is remble they might be no son of mine will be reading any any no porn called Moby

Dick uh anyway if you’re just joining us uh we’re talking about um Oh look The Cave is down there now on this Farm wait where am I yeah the farm layout is all uh hugly poo you know in a good way right let’s plant some more of these mixed

Seeds uh I will need to move this chest this can’t be the permanent resting place for the chest do dandelion always recover this much energy I thought they recovered Zero Energy am I maybe I’m forgetting maybe I’m mixing this up with something else I’m probably mixing this up with something else hugly pugly

Uh it’s a word guys it’s a word check the dictionary my son came home with a book today with a deeply uh offensive word on the front I don’t know which teacher gave him the dictionary but he will but I burn it immediately and he will not be reading that

Book I am appalled and disgusted that the skull the school gave him whatever this dictionary porn is wait so wait was it was it an Act was it a dictionary yeah ah okay um did you open it no okay fair enough fair enough I’ve kind of uh I should not have

Put that um chest at the bottom of my farm that was a mistake but never mind hello L do we getting uh Harvest an egg from your chickens if you want to become a farmer okay greet all the people okay a stranger hello don’t mind me I just live out here

Alone I don’t mind you sebie there he is how’s your coffee oh you just moved in right cool out of all the places you could live you chose Pelican Town yes yes greetings I’m Demetrius local scientist and father thanks for introducing yourself and father have you met everyone in town yet that sounds

Exhausting yep yep my mans hey cheyen welcome back um yes very very excited to finally be playing uh staru Valley this is uh this is what we’ve been waiting for guys all this time this is what we’ve been waiting for we’re playing as optimally as possible oh aren’t you the one who

Just moved in I’m Maru I’ve been looking forward to meeting you you know with a small town like this a new face can really alter the community Dynamic it’s exciting hell yeah dude I am a new face oh they removed the stone there used to be a stone here right that you

Had to break before you could get to the um the grass two three more mixed seeds we should get those in the ground if Poss no worries if not o oops wait you’ve got some new ideas to sleep on what the hell does that mean did that mean that I wait what I’ve

Got some new ideas to sleep on huh concerned AE what what what is going on maybe did I UPG did I um level up maybe and it’s telling me that I no what would I level up foraging I have not picked up enough stuff to level

Up my foraging have I oh I have I’m level one foraging everybody I’m level up foraging I I’m level up foraging sorry I can’t talk are you going to make new building recipes am I going to make new building recipes um maybe maybe do I have enough energy to

Do this let’s have a look one 2 3 four we have three energy I might need to eat something to get all of this in the ground L we be terribly exhausted tomorrow I’ll eat a dandelion eat the dandelion eat eat the dandelion eat the dandelion eat eat the

Dandelion all right we’re going to use every last ounce of strength we have before we go to bed we’re playing optimally everybody we’re playing optimally capiche I’m going to grab grab my hay for tomorrow you might be thinking hay isn’t that for horses well also chickens will

Eat hay supposedly all right my chest I will need to move this chest at some point cuz this is not in a good place but for now for now we’re good clay can go away the rest of this can stay clay can go away the rest of this can

Stay who needs youi INF yeah we have ideas now guys we have ideas okay scary I know but we have ideas I know I didn’t I know putting the the putting the chest all the way down there was not a good idea you didn’t grab the hay we’re playing optimally Everybody

Inite by 12 in bed by 12 we’re going to be in in bed by 12 We’re all good yes the walk of shame we love to see it what do we think of the update so far guys what do we think of the 1.6 update so far we’re got first first sleep um Yes trees sometimes drop seeds uh we may why

Okay cool cool cool cool cool cool cool right weather report tomorrow is going to be rainy all day rainy all day Spirits are in good human today sweet so am I uh hello there hello there just got back from a fishing trip you should come down the beach sometime

We’ve got something for you Willie thanks Willie I wonder what willly has for me at the beach I just want to show you my rod I hope that that’s okay hope you don’t mind or you just want to show you my rod whoa hello carrot seeds carrot seeds captain laner in my

St you hell yeah dude we got Captain laner star in stardew Valley and we got carrot seeds praise be the carrot seeds everybody new crop just dropped new crop just dropped now it is Dawning on me that I am about to run out of water and my nearest water source on this Farm

Is down here is it no where is my nearest oh it’s down here all right well we need to clear a path but that’s fine so yeah this Farm is not made to be optimal for um farming so like crops so much I think I think they really want

You to focus on the animals especially considering my first um cuz said I’m I’m going to make you a well yeah I’m going to need to make a well yeah yeah yeah right I I want to do some fishing today hello chicken Buttercup hello pickle all right let’s make this space a

Bit nicer how are they going to enjoy this space if they uh got these rocks in here it’s full of rocks the pen is full of racks yeah the waterfalls are beautiful go this Farm is uh is lovely it’s lovely it’s just lovely uh oh that’s something okay well

That’s just a that’s an acorn but I want it I want to be careful not to destroy all of their the stuff they’re going to be eating all right so they still have hay that’s good Okay I’m going to make another chest yeah the waterfall is not loud enough they need to take a take a a page out of uh Animal Crossing’s uh notebook Animal Crossing having the loudest waterfalls in the world was so offputting Then sweet chest time bu right let’s actually put the chest somewhere useful okay we don’t need all of this if we’re going cuz if we want to do a bit of fishing today we’re not going to need any of this probably don’t need the Scythe or the

Pickaxe I’ll take the hoe I’ll take the hoe and something to eat okay who do we need to meet still we need to Meet uh Alex and George uh yep okay so a few people we still need to meet that’s fine those quests are really helpful for like early Money introductions yeah getting a bit of early money and buying stuff and getting you know that’s it’s interesting like the g i Am Naturally going to play this game quite uh uh differently cuz I’m using a different farm so like I’m expecting I’m expecting it to be quite

Different Shane was in his work clothes is he normally not is that is that an update is that new why have I got this sap on me I didn’t box the sap my bad um buying one c three times the market value all right Robin wants a cop

Yeah Mario was as well it’s it’s here in to have to meet all these new people huh name’s George by the way now buzz off imagine if k k a had changed that to now [ __ ] off just to honor the streams oh hey so you’re the new guy huh

Cool hey I ever heard someone saying that you got your first chicken the other day man I wish Grandma had chickens I’d eat a dozen raw eggs for breakfast each morning a dozen raw eggs each morning hey kid the name’s Pam don’t be a jerk and will get get along fine

Okay all right I’m scared of Pam I’m scared of Pam so here’s the first night in the old Cottage oh hang on I need to meet you talk to me perfect hi hello I don’t want to talk to you oh here’s Willie oh hello Willie I love how Pam sounds like Adam

Sandler hi there son dad heard there is a newcomer in town good to finally meet you ah I still anyone wine from a month out in the salty Seas it was a big haul he sold a lot of good fish finally saved enough to buy me a new

Rod here I want you to have me old fishing rod it’s important to me that the AR fishing stays alive and hey maybe you’ll buy something from the shop once in a while maybe but probably not you received a bamboo pole no I will I I will be I will

Be buying many things there’s a good water here in the valley all coins of fish I wonder if we’ll find any new fish oh yeah my Shop’s back open now so come in if you need supplies I’ll also buy anything you catch if it smells it sells no papa used to say that

Anyway fish fish on Fish on all right lovely we’re doing it guys oh we get okay let’s do a bit of fishing all right um like I said I am ke to um uh I’m Keen to okay fish I’m Keen to make a bit of money quick and a good way

To do that is with fish now if we get enough money we can go to mani and just straight up buy more chickens we already have the coupe so I feel like it would make a ton of sense just to like um get more chickens more chickens means more money

Which means more mayonnaise which means M the Triple M money mayonnaise and you know what I mean money mayonnaise and kiwi parel thank you for the 50 bits fish on starting with the CP it is gamechanging I’m I’m very curious yeah new fishing noise really let’s try that again I did hear

Something go Bo let’s have another listen to that let’s see Paul Allen’s fishing noise was it cuz I caught a new fish maybe money mayonnaise and milk and my boss stiff um it’s the level up noise I think I don’t I’m surely didn’t I didn’t level up off

Of Catching one fish though did I if we could get to level we should actually get uh our level up APAP because tomorrow if we can start catching catfish as soon as tomorrow then that would be huge that would be huge uh Hey first time chatter here I

Love your voices for the villagers thank you very much much ooh what is this sea jelly holy [ __ ] a rare jelly found in the ocean 88 energy and plus one fishing well yeah that’s really helpful that’s really really helpful I like that I you like that I do

I you like that yes really likes that really likes the sea jelly he uses it as lubricant what I said I use it for energy that’s not that’s not H you’ve got some new ideas to sleep on a geode uh hang on uh is that all Native

Info like how much it uh levels you up sorry no the plus one fishing means I think if I eat that I will in theory have like higher fishing my fishing level will be temporarily more if that makes sense so it’s like uh a herring it enhances your like catching abilities

Basically it’s been a while since you played s Cheyenne now is the time now is the time silver lightning thank you very much for hitting me in the head with a pickaxe chat has a violence streak I’m going to say this chat has a violence

Streak all right okay bait and Co okay I think we should sell some fish now ow um ingred thank you very much for the bits um fish smoker whoa oh 10K for a fish smoker recipe Place fish inside uh with a piece of coal to treat uh to create smoked

Fish which is worth double the quality of the fish is preserved I’m just trying to understand what this does it’s going to be a while until we can make that but that sounds really good stone fish bait increases your chance to catch stone fish what what are we currently using

Are we using the bamboo pole yeah training Rod don’t know if we need the training Rod hanging fish sweet okay um let’s make some space I guess I want to try and save this sea jelly if I can afford to not eat it that would be

Great let’s catch a few more fish again if I could get level two fishing today that would be pretty awesome cuz then tomorrow we can catch catfish with a potential like level three with the sea Jelly seaweed so when you catch something for the first time it makes a little noise ow flamboy and cuttlefish thank you for hitting me in the head we’re getting lucky on those chests as well well lucky and kind of unlucky cuz our pockets are filling up quite Substantially a golden her hering uh guys a gold Herring I I’ve uh I’ve heard of a a red herring gold how we doing for energy 17 thank you ingred yes thank you for that thank you thank you SE hag you’re starting to feel exhausted no I’m not fish

On lots of fish on today everybody lots of fish on thank you so Ling eat the seaweed we might not get level two fishing today but we might we might be good if we did let’s just keep this gravy train going don’t ever give up what else do I

Want to try and do today I’m trying to think what else I want to do like in the game ow that one really that one genuinely really hurts I know like we joke but that one actually does hurt you have no idea uh Dan me thank you I’m loving the

Bonk variants thank you yes there are nine there are nine Bonk variants and we have technically seen them all now because chat is um blood bloodthirsty they thirst blood hey lemon yeah the update uh so far I’m liking it I’m liking it we started on the new Farm the Meadow

Lands farm and uh it’s it’s wonderful right can we catch one more fish before Willie closes maybe suck it up buttercup I will suck it up I vow to suck it up ooh go for the chest always go for the chest could get if we got something imagine if we got

Something like we could get something quite helpful early on you know it could change the whole course of the game let’s have a look what do we get oo interesting stuff um okay I’m going to have to make a decision here what do I want to keep and what do I

Want to get rid of I want the mixed seeds and I want the Frozen geod for sure even the wood honestly well 10 wood the bait we’re not going to use for a hot minute the sap we definitely I should have I should have left that home I

Should not have brought that with me um the bait we’re just not going to use that for a while um maybe I just leave the wood or can I do this nope throw it in the water excellent okay sell the Herring I’m going to keep a couple of

Sardines wait how much do they heal for energy 13 they’re rubbish all right goodbye all right let’s get out of here uh I’ve not checked if Robin selling anything new yet no not yet okay muscle we need a chest down here for fishing yes we do we will we will we

Will don’t worry we will uh right Sam have we spoken to Sam yeah no we have not trying to meet everybody I want to meet everyone in town so I get that little bit of money hey I’m Sam good to meet you who do we need to meet let’s let’s

Try and meet some more people um Shane he’ll be at the bar tonight if we want to do that man will be at the bar Jody Emily will be at the bar wizard can’t meet the wizard just yet let’s go say hi to jod check the bins you never know what’s in the

Bins can’t check these bins right now otherwise they’ll see me this town’s safe but I always uh walk the children home anyway is it safe you never know who’s lurking around checking in the bins M let we have any more gummies today yeah you’ve had enough you’ve had

Enough gummies okay you should listen to your mom you should listen to her mom knows best uh is Emily here no I guess we’re going to go to the bar tonight shab so who else did we need to meet we need to meet uh jod I don’t think Jody goes to

The bar and eyes I don’t know where jod is right now I don’t know where she is I’m not going to worry about it we don’t have much energy to do much else today anyway so we can sort of just like VI Vibe a bit you know try and find jod

Maybe so I can’t um Pates you’re right she’ll be patting it up there she is Jody Jody wait stop oh you aren’t exactly how I imagined but that’s okay I’m jod how the [ __ ] did you imagine me jod what did you imagine when they said a new Farm is moving into

Town mayor Lewis told me you have just arrived I’m man I sell livestock and animals care products at my Ranch you should swing by sometime I will mate I will maybe tomorrow even maybe even tomorrow I will swing by still bit of foraging so we did not level up our fishing

Unfortunately but there’s still a chance I could go fish in the lake yeah I could just go fish a bit more she said bye ugly she did what’s up with that what’s up with that what is up with that hey sebie I was thinking people are like skipping Stones over the water

Eventually we’re going to sink yeah yeah okay I also have three mixed seeds which I would like to plant if pass no worries if not what’s up with that what’s up with that what’s the blue thing it’s it’s jelly it’s uh ocean jelly we’ve not eat eaten it

Yet but it does give quite a lot of um energy back if we do eat it St to feel exhausted nonsense I could play this game all day we could eat it for the catfish yeah I think my plan would probably be to try and eat it tomorrow so we can try and

Get some catfish cuz catfish equals money great some shitty glasses we love to see it now uh we have eight energy should I eat the cop I’ll eat the dandelion cuz I’m a mad lad did he just eat a flower Sebastian’s just like did that guy just eat a flower yeah problem

Problem Dost thou have a problem come on give me at least a couple more fish couple more fish dund are good in silence what in real life did you need a c for a quest I did more shitty glasses but oh what one cup okay yeah all right let’s try and

Catch another cop I I want to give her this gold star carp if possible I guess I could give her it to her I Suppose the blue thing in my inventory is um ocean jelly it’s ocean jelly I love the 1995 look at this game it does look pretty fantastic 10 okay please deliver into her hands is that what it said please deliver it into my hands all right last fish and then we have to Go yes thank you masher thank you for that thank you my mods there setting an example for the rest of you guys so okay question who else is playing this alongside me right now who else is playing the Stu update right now another G sweet hot dogs that’s nice

Nothing uh oh God we can go see Clint tomorrow as much as I hate to say it we can go see Clint tomorrow and crack open these geod maybe we get something new waiting with a friend to do multiplayer well that’s nice don’t say mods as a blanket same

That’s all Masher yep no you’re right oh uh yes we want that um green algae I hardly know her I’ll take the leak so tomorrow as well we want to um do you think we’ll be trying to 100% this run not sure really 100% is um we’ve done we’ve done Perfection before

We’ve done 100% Perfection before um not sure if we need to do it again honestly I would like to plant this so I’m going to do that one 2 three in the ground Energy’s fine get watering sweet all right and then tomorrow is going to rain which we love

To see so uh yeah let’s just put all this away and then we’ll figure out tomorrow let’s just we’re just going to figure it all out tomorrow tomorrow the day is our Royster you know what I Mean level one fishing baby did we get hit level two as well no no we did not uh we didn’t sell anything either so we made no money tomorrow is going to be sunny very icky no in Good Humor today okay that’s good news um so we should try and catch some catfish

Today it’s not going to be easy can you catch carp in the river I always forget cheyen Barton redeeming dubious creature and Bozo thank you very much I am a bozo it is known it is fact we have fully grown chickens we have eggs I have so many Peach books to spend

I’m cheyen I’m glad I’m honestly glad to hear oh my God we have eggs we have eggy WS okay 100 gold nice um feeding animals right what’s my next Quest feeding animals robbing the local Carpenter lives north of the town in exchange for raw materials and money

Uh construct a silo a silo okay make a silo am I tripping or is the lighting different um maybe reach level one farming craft a scarecrow yeah I’m working on it um okay so I need to meet oh I didn’t go to the bar last night I didn’t meet

Who do I need to meet Shane and Emily MLA ah okay we can yeah that’s fine okay we’re going to eggs put the eggs away we don’t need the eggs right now let’s think I’m just thinking I’m thinking I’m thinking I’m thinking will we get another 1 million

Redeem we certainly could we certainly could couldn’t we I’m going to go crack these open I really would like to grab another chest so I can fish and deposit stuff as I’m going yeah do That jvi thank for the five months dude welcome on in hey I hope you guys are enjoying uh enjoying being back in the world of star you I know I certainly am cron a thank you for the raid welcome on him yeah do I maybe do I take another

Chest with me down to the no PJ what are you doing you have a chest these are your chores you’re still in school you have a chest go get It I’m this is not me playing optimally at all my brain is soup we took 3 hours just to get on the game that’s fine hey I’m not complaining I’m just happy I got to play a little bit of it today I’m very very happy that I’m playing this

Game uh I would also quite like to check out the spring onions I want to see if the spring onions have grown at all maybe we go down that way at some point we’ll see see if we catch Shane on the way to uh all right we don’t need any of this

We’ll take the chest don’t need you we do need you I think we’re going to try and like let’s do the um will PJ catch five catfish today I’m going to fish for as long as I feel it makes sense to fish will I catch five catfish today obviously I’m only level two

Fishing I do have this which will boost me if I want to eat it but I’m not going to eat it immediately because it would be a waste of energy or or you know energy that I could be getting um I’m going to go around this

Way I’m going to go this way I’m I’m flubbing it guys I’m flubbing it I’m being silly I’m going this way a rare 5 Hour stream is that how long I’ve been streaming it doesn’t feel like I’ve been streaming for 5 hours and honestly you

Know what it is I think it’s the fact that I stood up twice I think standing up Midway through the stream was a really good get out of here I think standing up Midway through the stream was very helpful mupy thank you for the follow also you guys

Absolutely poging off all day every day helped a lot as well do we want to see if we can buy another chicken maybe how much is a does everyone know how a chicken costs how much is a chicken does anyone know please let me know hit me up I’m interested to know 8

Hund very sad RNG on the uh the spring onions but no worries 800 looks like we’re getting another chicken I need to decide what I want to do about those eggs do I sell the eggs to make money soon what do I do about that what do I do about

That I missed one it’s all right I I it’s fine it’s no worries um what are we calling this chicken guys what do we call the chicken we can call it anything you want anything doesn’t have to be a certain theme it can be anything professional idiot thank you for the

Follow save eggs to sell for strawberries could do could do Baboo Baboo Bonk my boss all right let’s get this one out of the way right now my boss my boss St okay there we go there we go my boss St there we go right the prediction is done let’s fish

There will be fish hanaki Reigns thank you very much for the uh for the two months welcome back right I need to put this chest in a safe spot right is this a safe spot I didn’t bring my geod that’s fine we’re going for catfish Today is this how do I know if it’s a safe spot cuz I know some NPCs will destroy certain um they will destroy certain things fish on I think I just leveled up um they should not destroy anymore wait is that he fixed that concerned a we don’t deserve you we don’t deserve

You no we do we do that is that is actually a really good thing that is a really good update I’m very very happy about that also we’re level three fishing now by the way no level two fishing now sorry if I eat that um slime or whatever

It’s called I will become level three fishing temporarily 420 alien moons thank you for the follow beoir thank you for the eight months a big thank you for keeping company whil I work hell yeah dude welcome on in where are you going LS yeah where is uh where is Ls going

That’s what we need to know all right catfish question mark now the cat if we do get catfish they’re going to be very very hard to catch are you a catfish I don’t think this is a catfish he doesn’t seem to be behaving like a catfish although he is giving me

A bit of a trouble he’s giving me a bit of a trouble guys a bit of a trouble what’s with the trouble all right it’s a catfish yeah it’s a catfish it’s a catfish no other fish in the river gives me this much trouble you mother thank you all right catfish Numero

Uno we love to see it laughter cramps thank you for the 13 months happy stard you day hang on I will read the rest of that message once I have caught this fish the fish has been caught so happy to uh spend the evening with the sweet

Potato thank you very much dude thank you very much early fishing in stario is yeah is definitely uh it’s difficult it can be tricky it can be very tricky that’s why you got to be vigilant like me what do we get from the chest rare item question

Mark I won’t say no to 12 iron this early in the game are you kidding me oh I feel so much more relieved knowing I can put a chest down and not get destroyed by [ __ ] Pam who just like barges into it and destroys everything that’s good that’s really Good okay let me get this fish on real quick fish on uh lady paprika thank you for the 16 months happy seru day how are you today I’m really well thank you I’m good I’ve been making some great progress in some of my personal projects

Off stream and uh I can’t wait for you to see them honestly it feels good to just be getting stuff done I think it’s cuz I had to take an entire week off for being sick and that really really sucked like I just wanted

To I wanted to do stuff like I like when I take time off it to be like okay I’m ready to take some time off but it sucked just came out of no getting sick out of nowhere and taking a whole week just kind of really sucked

Um but things are coming guys things you won’t believe are coming you won’t believe your eyes 10 million sweet potato pies um what was the other thing I was going to say um I can’t remember the other thing I was going to say I don’t remember never mind hey where are the catfish

At are you a catfish or are you just catfishing me hey we’re going to want to do a thing as well you know what I’m this is going to sound mad you going to you’re going to say PJ wait why don’t do I only have 20

Gold oh I bought a oops my bad my boss sff um I bought a chicken didn’t I I might do the thing now you’re going to say PJ this is madness all right hang on a minute [ __ ] me that’s more like it yeah okay that’s a catfish and that’s

How they normally behave okay why K thank you for the prime sub welcome on in okay so we just missed an opportunity a catfish there that feels bad um I might not sell my fish I might hang on to them and sell them at level five because you just get so much more

Money unless I desperately need the money in the early game I might not sell them immediately it might be a bit of a struggle like I’ll see I’ll see how I feel I’ll see how I feel I think I’m just trying to wrap my head around the um the new Farm like the

Fact that we’ve started with a coupe is making me kind of rethink how I should be playing the game maybe like maybe I should be focusing on animals like get that Silo build APAP you know that’s what I’m thinking trash lovely get out of Here mad lad Behavior I am a mad lad you got to the not the Mappy website so okay who here has been refreshing sppy like mad because yeah the website went down as soon as the game launched befriend Caroline for saplings for early game money that’s a good I

Should do that shouldn’t I that is a good idea that is a good idea I should be making an effort to talk to Caroline yeah The Silo is cheap thankfully oo all right you I need to talk to you I need to talk to you oh I

Can read it on your face you’re you’re going to love it here in Pelican town if you’re looking for something to do in the evening stop by the saloon okay thank you did I check these bins yeah are you going to do another big challenge I think we should do some

Challenges yes I think we should do some challenges we need copper bars okay so we can’t uh smapp is also one next us oh yeah um also we just got some strange snotty looking thing out of the river oh that was the other thing I was going to say guys River

Jelly plus 30 Max Energy Sweet guys tea saplings went to 250 so they’re not viable anymore they’re not viable do not let me forget do not let me forget I have got a new video coming out today at the end of this stream if you do not remind me I will forget because

My brain has been thinking about staru all day um so do not let me forget hello catfish are you there are you there are you there this is not a catfish this is not a catfish I I need to fish if I could reach deeper waters I could get the catfish

Uh I missed one cat yeah I caught one catfish and I missed one catfish so it’s it’s one all at the minute to the to to the catfish but we’re getting tons of chests which is great look at all these Shads um Queen kitten Snap Dragon thank you for the follow and by thank you for the follow PJ you don’t want to be catfished I don’t want to be catfish you’re right that’s the last thing I want that is quite literally the last thing I Won uh I got my mods working thankfully I love that uh a lot of mods were already updated already yeah that was awesome the modding Community was working really hard to get uh a lot of their mods ready for the game early so uh yeah props to them I I can’t wait to

I’ll I’ll put mods on ready for tomorrow guys tomorrow we’ll continue playing but with mods On like the catfish are just not showing up if they present themselves I will catch them but they’re not showing their faces I think I’ve scared them off a little bit not not luck on not having luck on screen is so weird um luck oh yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah those little icons at the top are super super helpful this is probably no this is not a catfish it’s not behaving like a catfish behaving like a oh it’s a smallmouth bass glass shards we’re clearing up the Lakes guys we’re clearing this place up filthy casual thank you for the prime

Sub filthy casual welome on him um did we name the farm why did I do that did we name the farm uh we did Bonk Farm Bonk Farm we named it Bonk Farm not for any particular reason and I don’t want to hear about it guys I don’t want to hear

About any Bonk activity okay mock no no Bonk b o n k Bonk Farm Bonk we don’t need a demonstration of what a bonk is by the way guys what did I just what did I just say what did I literally just say fair thank you very much did someone

Say Bonk kind of kind of all right this is a catfish you are a catfish sir you are a catfish and I would like to catch you okay this is non-negotiable God they are bastards early on aren’t they they are bastards aab all catfish are bastards is that what is that what that

Sounds for also oh oh no no no no come on at least get at least give me this at least give me this at least give me this my heart’s pounding guys my heart is pounding my heart is pounding give me the catfish I will not stand for this I

Will not stand for this God [ __ ] hell come on I hate catfish man day three Catfish is brutal you kidding me all right we have just enough energy I hate it silver line think for the bits okay another catfish great my heart hasn’t St slowed down so it’s

Perfect this is perfect cuz my heart my heart hasn’t slowed down yet from the previous Catfish come on please you know what I’m not even saying please anymore I’m not asking nicely no more No More Mr Nice fisherman no have to anticipate their moves anticipate come on come on you

Bastard if you zoom in the screen it’s easier to fish is it Really it’s what is easier to fish I’ve never thought about that before as in the UI or the the screen like this the UI scale this might mess me up but oh whoops I oh no I’m exhausted whoopsy dupsy my bad see the bar better okay we’ll try it let’s have a

Look um do I have to maybe zoom in the entire screen perhaps now I’m a slug whoops oops uh UI go down we’re at three out of five catfish it’s 8:30 do I want to commit to this i’ I’ve kind of like messed myself up a bit

Energy wise but [ __ ] it we’re doing This silly me getting myself exhausted silly me I’m committed I commit I commit okay catfish serious times that’s four out of five we would have had all five if I had call the earlier one one left but one catfish remains in the waters can I catch it let’s find

Out you want one more I feel like a doofus for getting myself exhausted that was such an easy mistake to make that means tomorrow I’m going to wake up with less energy doesn’t it sucks but it happens might have to eat a chicken egg might have to eat a

Raw you are not a catfish you are a Shad do the catfish stop at uh any particular time or are they up until 2: a.m. do we know please confirm please confirm All right here we go here we go it’s go time [ __ ] that was oh big mistake big mistake Peach big mistake and now you’re going to pay for it now you’re going to pay for it never didn’t have it all right guys there it is five catfish

Five catfish will PJ catch five catfish today yes yes he will you know what um that calls for celebration sorry it’s been a while since I pressed this button I can’t find it that calls for celebration you did it who said my money’s on the catfish who said my money’s on the catfish

That person in Particular get catfish we love to see it we love to see it we love to be a hero we love to be a hero great job um right so we have a bit more energy do we keep fishing should we stop there if I stop

Fishing what would I do I would maybe go and like chop some wood or something maybe go meet Shane at the bar let’s do that I’m going to leave all of this here because we don’t need these fish right now so they’re safe there right you’re telling me those are they’re

Safe no MPC is going to come along and bulldoze them can we back seat um I mean it depends what you want to say like I’m you’re very welcome to get involved you have no energy I have energy I have 48 I have 46 energy I’m very happy to uh for you guys

To get involved I might not necessarily do the thing you say I am a season staru Valley uh player but you’re very welcome to to suggest things for sure NPCs don’t break them anymore that’s so wonderful that’s so wonderful skele uh Skeletor thank you for the prime sub welcome on

In to you I there it’s nice to see young folk moving into the valley it’s not very common these days Shane has Bando for this save no no Bando hey what do you need uh I need you I need you to get back to work now this weather makes me

Thirsty we made friends give someone a gift okay let’s give uh we don’t uh okay hey Clint you want a rice Shoot is this music different or is it the same we did not give Robin a carb but that’s okay anything in the trash that’s way to get 100 gold yep easy 100 gold we just have to give Clint a rice shoot he might not like us for it but honestly it’s fine

Chat hold on a minute what do you see right now what do you see right now tell me what you see right now I’ve only just noticed this do you do you see what I see do you see what I see I feel like this a trick it’s not a

Trick there are no black bars normally on this screen in particular there would be big black bars on the side there are no big black bars it’s full the screen is full that’s pretty neat that’s pretty rad I would say we like to see that we like to see

That attention to detail Mr rape Mr rape thank you very much Mr ape we appreciate it 14 okay don’t want to get more exhausted just want to clear my farm a bit just want to spend the rest of my energy okay right we should really go to

Bed now oh my God P what are you doing what are you doing pach go to bed go to bed go to bed level two fishing baby that’s bait level three fishing that’s a crab pot level four level four fishing really okay Deluxe bait what is Deluxe bait I guess we’ll find out

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21 Comments

  1. I’m so glad you uploaded this to YouTube! I hope you’ll keep them coming. Unfortunately I find Twitch unusable these days.

    My two chickens were called Chip and Dip, so needless to say I didn’t change them!

  2. Becuase of this update I've been seeing this game pop up on social more and more. Finally decided to play (even though I have no time) and I quite like this. HOw come nobody told me about this game sooner?

  3. i am SO GLAD i wasn't the only one who noticed and got excited about the lack of black bars in the bus stop screen!!
    such a small detail yet made such a difference. everyone say thank you concernedape<3

    and thank you peej for uploading the stardew vods!! i can't wait to binge watch all of them!

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