We Are Back For MORE Terraria (Part 6)

We Are Back For MORE Terraria (Part 6)

l [Music] [Music] it’s a gift it’s a gift tub it’s a gift tub it’s a gift [Music] [Music] it’s a gift [Music] up it’s a gift up it’s a gift sub it’s a gift it’s a gift up it’s a gift tub [Music] [Music] [Music] Boop [Music] it’s a gift tub it’s a gift upb it’s a gift tub it’s a gift tub it’s a gift tub it’s a gift Tob it’s a gift tub it’s a gift it’s a gift it’s a gift tub [Music] [Music] la [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] uh testing testing 1 2 3 hello if you can hear me can I get a Hello hi everybody I miss you I miss you so much I have so much work and my manager messaged me about something manager if you’re lurking I’m sorry but I miss streaming too much I miss my Momos too much I got to get a little bit of seeing my Momos seeing my Momos and talking to you a little bit and playing some games because believe it or not I’m going on a friend trip this weekend yeah how is everybody oh my God hold on let me let me move my books away by the way I got three Warhammer books before you ask mhm I got the first three Horus heresy books I got Horus Rising Galaxy and flames and false gods but now I got my Momos I missed you a lot beloved hag um prove it prove that you missed me tell me every single way that you missed [Music] me tell me how you miss me describe to me in detail all the feelings that you felt while I was gone I want to know how it felt when I was gone H how did it feel when I was gone I resub doesn’t that count it does thank you so much Cade how are you all doing today my loves hello you were forgetting my voice I’m here now baby Hulu thank you for the 8 months thank you for the tier 2 you were low energy but thinking about me got you through the day that makes me happy red pette thank you for the two draw thank you for the five I miss your hair your eyes the way your teeth crunch when you bite into my skin K thank you for the seven I miss the fear and joy of waiting for my chance to be devoured amen you and I both Le thank you so much for the gifted my love how the heck are you all doing we’re doing a very small zatu and then we’re going into a video game either bolt gun or Terraria bolt gun or Terraria I’m sorry I’ll tell you in a little bit of a moment why I haven’t been around but the long story short is I’m going to Japan and I have to get a lot of things figured out right I have to get you know my nails my hair done my pedicure my dentist my doctor all that boring stuff and I’m also going on a friend trip that I’m not going to talk about just yet I’m going to keep it a little private I you know but uh I’m going on a friend trip with a girl and uh I’m going to talk about it later and uh yeah I’m really really excited I’ve been wanting to go on a friend trip with this girl for a little while so we’re going on a small friend trip together and we’re we’re uh yeah I’m excited don’t worry she’s not going to be my wife Zen is still Zen but uh yeah thank you Z for the 8 months jille thank you for the six months time flies right when you’re scared of be of being eaten time sure flies Julie thank you for the eight spoony thank you for the five how the heck are you all doing [Music] huh thank you f Roth well you’re very lucky I got a lot of YouTube content for you darling I got a lot of lot a lot of that YouTube content you’re very very very lucky I missed my lives hello hello hello hello hello so my plan is on Friday I’m going to do a very long stream after the left for dead and I’m going to ass some posters unfortunately on Saturday I am leaving I coming back Monday night very small stream Monday night stream Tuesday stream Wednesday and then I leave I leave for off guy on Thursday but I am streaming every other day in Japan I am streaming every other day in Japan hell yeah kazoo that’s awesome to hear oh sorry I’m so big spiders thank you so much for the bits why not just gather multiple wives do you think Zen would let me have a Harum or do you think Zen when she realizes that she’s in love with me is going to be a jealous wife can we talk about it do you guys think Zen is a jealous wife or do you all think Zen is a wife that um will let also something new new YouTube video advice compilation I think Zen definitely forgets that she’s married but uh you know maybe I can change her I can I can fix her I can also make her worse but I can definitely fix her thank you by the ton it was actually my assistant’s idea so if everybody wants to give a small head Pat to Teak te if you are lurking te my love um it was te’s idea to kind of showcase a little bit more of my of you know me giving advice and all that stuff so te can we can we please get some pet pets for Te I don’t know if they’re lurking I don’t know if Nia if you could let te know that we’re all pet petting them that people thought it was a really good idea and it’s a really good link and it’s yeah it’s just a good video thank you te it’s because te has been working with me for a while and te knows me te knows that underneath my little tun tun sides and my little you know Kaki energy I’m actually a sweetheart and te always wants me to show to show that side yeah me too Leo I think those conversations are a big part of my content but unfortunately most people will never see them if they’re just kind of casual fans most casual fans will kind of see like me and bricky you know yelling at each other or me and mint yelling at each other or me and Zen yelling at each other you know what I mean they won’t really get to the um to the nitty-gritty to the you know [Music] H Good Times a lot of yelling do you want to talk about that yelling is fun yelling is fun isn’t it hag maxing can we talk about this for a minute I just found out about hag maxing today what is is going [Music] on huh what is going on with hag maxing I’m just happy the world is caught up to me I’m just happy I’m just happy but oh my God is that even a term the Zoomers made everything a term I saw one of the comment and it was like I am lone Max [Laughter] older women are more reliable really I feel like maybe we’re just better at communicating what we want and what we don’t want right we’re better at maybe not leading people on maybe from the beginning we’re going to be like hey I do not want children I do not want to get married or the opposite I want to get married in 2 years I want a house and a big fence and three and a half children uh so maybe we’re just better at communicating what we want and what we don’t want [Music] what do y’all think three and a half kids I mean listen three and a half kids is as much as some people can give you know dead thank you for the eight months it’s like the perfect American dream is a house with a white baked fence and two and a half children guys I edited that YouTube video please watch it for my ego crub thank you so much for the editing do I have a child look into the stream right now can we get a one if you are a Momo and thus my child a one in the Stream please there we go everywhere the ones are is where my children are my love I missed you all so much oh my God I wish I could hug you all through the screen Can you feel it can you feel me smiling live the simple life thank you so so much for simping I really appreciate it which one of us is the half you know it’s a gift sub you know all Momos are my sweet Momo you’re all very small so you’re all like two25 can we get Huggies with to can you do the please it’s a gift up I love you all I love you my loves I love you my loves [Music] upes exactly you get upes and you get upes and you get uppies everybody gets uppies it’s a gift by the way thank you so much for the gifted hold on batty Lloyd thank you so much for the gifted Onyx thank you so so so much for the bits these are the three most difficult things to say in the English Lang language I was wrong and I’m sorry I love you and I can’t read the last one Sakura and Mr B and Toki thank you for resubbing and Alex thank you so much for resubbing can I get some chicken nuggets no no more chicken nuggets only Momo nuggets only Momo nuggets when is brecky Halo 3 H After Japan it’s a gift oh oh I’m lagging thank you for the hype Train everybody I really appreciate it why do I I sound like a man um you are what you eat right I guess I’m a secret [Music] husband this is how I know you’ve never talked to a woman past the age of I don’t know 20 I don’t know how to tell you baby some women got a deep voice is this what your men sound like wow your men are hags sexy sexy hags what can I say thank you kbo I’m sorry you don’t know what life is all about but let me tell you this I ain’t got it figured out either all I got to do is drink my little sparkling tea have a good time and devour Momos that’s all I do South and Aries and King and breaker thank you so much for the primes hi Ari how are you [Music] darling did you ever manage to find a time to fit in Halo ODST I think if we do Halo ODST it’s going to be the Wednesday before I leave for uh off Kai so Wednesday 29th but no promises uh I texted bricky about it to find a time but I don’t know when we’re going to find it you know what bricky did today this piece of [ __ ] he texted me and he’s like hey matara do you want to play Left 4 Dead and I was getting my hair done so I’m like sorry I don’t think I can get home for Left for Dead but you know keep keep in touch like let me know if there’s anything better I come back this guy’s playing hell divers hello uh that’s kind of different that’s not the same thing if he had said matara were’re playing hell divers I would have said all right give me a minute I’m going to get home and play hell divers but no that’s not what he said he said mataro we’re playing Left for Dead I’m not going to rush home for Left for Dead will I maybe rush home for hell divers yeah thank you Reaper for the bits I appreciate it and thank you Akuma for the three months my dear melan Kera I love your name I love your name so much or I guess it’s TOA right foil still on the hair playing 14 hour crab what does that mean what do those words mean crub explain yourself hi octo how are you hello like when you dye your hair and they put the tin foil are you saying I have a tin foil hat on is that what you’re saying all right everybody I’m I’m going to do a poll am I playing Terraria or am I playing bolt gun I’m sorry for those of you who voted before but bolt gun or terraria what are we doing I’m leaving it for 5 minutes come on you already did the poll people were just showing up a lot of people couldn’t click it CU of the hype train what are we doing help me decide bolies for the new books I started reading the uh Horus heresy by the way I’m confused but I get it all it’ll make more sense in a few pages right it’ll make a little bit more more sense bolt gun is a boomer shooter it’s if you’ve ever played the original Doom it’s kind of original Doom like and uh yeah you just go around shoot things it’s fast is fun but also tawi is really fun so I don’t know yes your vote bring out your dead spoon thank you for the eight months normal I am still in like the first few pages of the book nothing crazy haget thank you for the eight months thank you everybody for spoiling me what the heck how have you all been I know it’s been what like a few days since I streamed and then I was watching henya 3D and I was with Zen but how have you been first of all let’s talk about hena’s 3D how was that Hagrid no hag love which Horus heresy I am reading Horus rising at the moment and then I have false gods and Galaxy in flame when henya started singing Simple and Clean and washing her dishes oh action thank you for the two months Hi D welcome to the stream yeah we’re starting from the beginning and beginning beginning before you ask book club is coming back it’s getting a little bit of a remaster it’s getting a little bit of a rework it’s getting a little bit of a coat of paint but it is coming [Music] back it is coming back hope I enjoy the heresy thank you alri bolds for the Bold gun guns for the gun Throne we’ll see so far it’s 52 to 48% it’s nothing it’s nothing too serious suem thank you for the three my love E3 thank you for the two months I absolutely loved henes 3D so so much I thought it was so so well done I thought it was a little short but I kind of liked it I kind of like that it was so short I kind of like that her 3D was yeah I I I really like that it was very short honestly I it didn’t bother me I feel on the opposite I kind of was craving for more which is kind of nice I mean it’s henya of course it’s short damn what was that line that Mochi said about her that her heart must always be cold does anybody remember how she said it um that her heart must always be cold it was so funny it was basically so you know just talking about her small breasts thank you for the raid by the way appreciate that thank you welcome welcome welcome ah does anybody remember exactly what Mochi said it’s going to bother me hold on let me let me do a little resetting I feel like I’m lagging a little bit I feel like I feel like my Wi-Fi is are disconnecting Hanya may be flat but she’s got jiggle physics a little bit of jiggle physics a little bit I don’t know if even Mochi remembers what she said hi Will how are you darling it was something like Mata you have big breasts I know your heart is never cold henya I know your heart is always cold it was something like that it was very dramatic and it was very very rough and I cannot believe she said it and it was such a good quote hi DFI how are you make sure you cast your vote everybody we have like 30 seconds left bolt gun or Terraria I know it’s 57% to 43% but I make the final decision I make the final decision all right 57% to 43% Woody thank you for the prime you just woke up I need a nap I’m not going to lie I am in dire dire dire need of a nap give me one second everybody hold on I’m like my things are lagging a little bit I’m just resetting I’m just resetting a few things don’t mind me I know bold gun one but it’s such a small margin that I’m not against giving you guys not B I’m not against giving you guys Terraria I’m not against you know cooking the votes a little bit I’m not I’m not against cooking the votes a little bit that being said I’m into both games I you know I have no preference that’s why I asked I think in Terraria we can Yap a little bit more but in B gun we can still Yap and have a lot of fun what if I played something a little bit different no no I want to play one or the other I changed my vote to Terraria it’s too late to [Music] apologize it’s too late to apologize play them at the same time you ever see when people play like five different games on the same time on Twitch television they’re like playing fortnite but then they’re also doing poker but then they’re also doing another thing then they’re also in the hot tub and it’s like four different gaming screens we can rig the votes not this time those are insane I think there was like a faker edit I don’t know if it’s a real edit or not where he just all tabbed and he was playing something else Hi rith how are you [Music] darling how is everything thank you for the eight SPS thank you for the tier three tell the truth you just want to fish I kind of do I kind of do I kind of want a gotcha fish not going to lie I promise you all if the girls are still playing Final Fantasy when I’m back from Japan end of June I’m going to play with them I just don’t want to go through the process of setting up Final Fantasy getting Mog Station making a new care and then what just to have them all quit by the time I’m back from Japan eight months and still new different sub [Music] badges you want some new sub badges TFI I thought I think I I actually have them I think I just forgot to upload them to be honest I think I just didn’t put them on uhoh uhoh uhoh [Music] uhoh the ball toggle is going to be on my next outfit I hope you guys are excited of course boki SP I’m probably going to play an aura uh but the last time I played Final Fantasy I played an aura I really really like those um I think that’s what they’re called right the bald toggle b a l d uh b a l d no hair bald bald bald bald bald Bal Bal oh it’s an ARA I thought it was Aura right South I just want to know are they still going to be playing when I’m back from Japan if they are not playing when I’m back from Japan what was the point what was the point okay are you all going to hate me if I play the male Aura I just think they’re kind of sexy is that bad I just think they’re kind of sexy I just I just think they’re kind of sexy right I think they’re kind of [Music] pretty I don’t know they look kind of nerdy pretty they have broad shoulders I like that you know exactly you all play female characters maybe I want to look at my aura’s broad shoulders while he’s running like a little nerd let some of us dream right maybe I want a nerd with broad shoulders as my future secret husband [Music] I want him nice and pretty and shirtless you know okay we have got to stop joking about Henri kille because a I think he’s in a relationship be I think he’s about to have a child see if I’m in the future going to manifest having an interview with him we got to stop we can be weird we got to be respectful to Henry Caville Let’s find let’s find a new celebrity thank you so much aie for the eight months my dear thank you thank you thank you he’s weird though I mean so are we are we not weird no guys don’t be her husband she’ll eat you no dead Trooper once I get there I’ll get there please don’t post links in the channel I saw you posted a link earlier don’t give up on your dreams what what do you mean don’t give up on your dreams I I I I I I respect Henri cille and um I respect him and his wife and their baby to be okay I cannot eat a man who’s about to have a wife and baby nor can I eat the wife and baby it it’s too much [Music] responsibility Sean thank you for the prime and warlord thank you for the 4 months please everybody stop [Laughter] we got to stop we got to give up on eating henrieville we’re never going to eat henria Ville ever we if we eat him we have to eat his wife and their unborn child it’s just too much can we go back to talking about the aura with the broad shoulders please if I’m back from Japan and the girls are still playing Final Fantasy 14 I’ll play with them all I’m going to going to do is I’m going to fish I’m going to Smith and uh oh I’m going to I’m going to make money that’s it uh yeah and I’m going to play a tall beautiful Aura with the broad shoulders yummy and I’m going to look at him you should Tio you absolutely should you should go to Minecraft too G I should do a lot of things you know I I should do a lot of things and I won’t so let let’s let’s let’s let’s take it one step at a time you know I’m not I’m not perfect far from it when did this topic even begin which one the Final Fantasy or the Henry Caville I really really love the fishing mini game it’s so much fun nobody can do everything there’s a quote I really like it says something like you can do anything but not everything right or another one I love you have the same 24 hours in your day as Beyonce so what are you doing with your day baby sorry if it’s too random when do you think you’ll get back into Metal Gear I am getting into Metal Gear after I come back from Japan after I come back from Japan I’m probably going to take the month of just Metal Gear because I need to finish Metal Gear I need to restart replay and finish Metal Gear or mint will choke me and not in a fun way I won’t have any pleasure from her choking me I will be unhappy the whole time she chokes me with her tiny little Ghost Baby Hands it it will not be I know it sounds like a dream come true but it just will not I will hate it every step of the time I’m going to go back from Metal Gear Solid one two which I’ve played and then three four and then V and I think Rising maybe she can reach that high I guess if she finds me while I’m sleeping we are going to be rooming together for Japan zero thank you for the seven and rnck thank you for the eight my loves you like my teeth thanks darling I had a little bit of corn in my teeth earlier I had to floss them had to floss floss floss right before the stre sorry I forget how to talk it’s been so long I forget how to talk to you my loves you know I’m not trying to be naughty but I have a beer thank you so much for the eight months and Firefox thank you for the eight months I have a beer I have to be careful I’ve been drinking a little bit of beer lately and I I don’t want to bloat do you not talk outside a stream not to the same level but honestly not as much it’s very different talking on off stream it’s like I don’t say anything because I don’t want to use my voice in public for people to recognize me even I also live in a really small place and another thing is I tend to speak in Russian I tend to speak in Russian or French outside of stream what kind of beer it’s a red red um I don’t know how to call it red Amber thank you manga no I’m definitely not an introvert it’s just that I live in a very small place so the only people I communicate is my roommates and that’s in Russian we in in and uh basically where I live I live in like this little tiny tiny tiny place where it’s fairly bilingual but there’s like all my immediate neighbors are like these retired French people so I speak French with them sometimes that sounds good Grievous yummy thank you Trix I’m sorry I’m not streaming so much lately like I said I’m streaming on Friday after the Left 4 Dead with Bicky I’m probably going to sign some posters and then I leave on Saturday I’m back Monday I’m going to try to stream Monday night I’m streaming Tuesday Wednesday and then I’m going to off guy and then I’m streaming from Japan next I wish I had more time in the day I want to stream more my voice changes a lot when speak in Russian I think I sound softer when I speak Russian or French I don’t know why I sound so strict in English I don’t know what it is about my voice I wish I sounded softer in English am I working on a secret second podcast um well the truth is once my podcast with mint is over I will one day start a permanent podcast um there’s a lot in it there’s a few things there’s stuff I’ve talked about it with mint i’ I ran it by a few people it’s a little bit away it will not start immediately but uh I will definitely have a permanent podcast one day but that is still a really really far way away so please don’t worry about that thank you leche my love I I I like the way I sound in different languages compx DOA and Roi and devour thank you for subscribing my loves is my SEC secret second podcast a cover for a super secret third podcast blade blade you little [ __ ] listen up here I’m going to gift you a subscription this is your hush money you shut the [ __ ] up shut shut up don’t tell them about the secret third podcast they’re not supposed to know shut up shut up shut up shut up shut it don’t talk about it don’t talk about it tell them don’t tell them omski thank you for the eight months my love ah we know all about your alternative streams it’s just me singing karoke it’s just me singing it’s just me singing a bunch of kar must have been the wind let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll I don’t know what secret podcast everybody is talking about I don’t know what secret podcast everybody is talking about I genuinely have no idea voice of an Angel try Lips of an Angel honey why you calling me so late the only person in my life that I know that has ruined that song for me is mint for some reason when mint sings that song she always does this voice it’s like it’s kind of hard to talk right now she always does this awful awful voice and I’m so upset oh she ruins All My Favorite Things honey why you crying is a yeah she makes him sound like Nicholas Cage and I hate it she ruins hinder for me got to whisper cuz I can’t be too loud you’re right it I’d actually be the only way I feel like she can sing kind of deep how deep does it go honey why you calling me I feel like he goes so so late kind of hard to talk right now that’s not my typical singing like I feel when I sing that low I just have so much like air honey why you crying as every versus I would sing it a little higher honey why you crying is everything okay got to whisper cuz I no I don’t know how i’ sing it don’t make me sing I’ve had a long day yeah that makes sense leche that’s my speaking pitch I definitely think I sing a little bit higher than my speaking pitch my girls in the Next Room sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on like I think this is my good singing pitch a little bit higher it’s really good to hear your voice saying my name it sounds so sweet like a little bit higher than my speaking voice cuz otherwise I’m just kind of talk speaking who else do I want in my hair I’m just Zen Zen’s enough of a woman for all the women for me you [Music] know who knows maybe one day when I whisper sing a little bit more both versions of Zen uh I guess I’d pick Dragon Zen because no oh I don’t know I want to say I’d pick Dragon Zen because then I could eat her tail and it’ll respawn but I think robot Zen is also really sexy wouldn’t bunny Zen technically be closer to gecko Zen uh you cannot handle to watch me I got two hands I can I can focus on both Zen at once uh thank you [Music] m yeah I think I I I’m still kind of getting used to singing in my talking voice and like lower I can definitely hit deeper notes I just am not sure how to make it sound beautiful just yet but I think when I hit higher notes um I hit the resonance in my mouth um I don’t know how to call it but there’s always a space in your face where the notes kind of Bounce I don’t know how to call it it’s resonance it’s and it just sounds more beautiful and I I know I can hit that spot in my face a little bit better when I sing up but when I sing down I have a harder time hitting that resonance so it doesn’t sound as good maybe it’s vibr but I think it’s just resonance I think the way it’s called am I an alto I’m a mesos soprano actually hi Austin Austin you got like until the end of Halo for your V actually until the end of Halo 3 for your VIP then I’m going to unv you I’m sorry baby it’s not forever but thank you again for snitching on bricky I don’t even remember what you did but I remember you did something bad to bricky and something good to me so you you got the VIP for that it’s inside my face leche where basically there’s like a spot in my face where the note resonates everybody has that and I can hit that spot much better if I sing higher versus when I sing lower thank you for the gifted Bel I really appreciate it my dear when is the Halo 3 stream after I come back from Japan I think we’re waiting for Zen and henya to finish all right everybody I think it’s beer time I really should stop drinking beers after this it was a bad idea my roommates bought beers I’ve been drinking a few it doesn’t I love The Taste but it does not give me Tipsy and then I bloated what is going on you should come back on alcohol hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I said I wasn’t going to drink beer I never said I was going to cut back on Al whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don’t put words in my mouth how long is the flight to Japan 13 and a half hours I think what am I going to do I’m going to annoy Min we’re sitting together we’re going to probably watch movies together and then I’m going to nap on her and then I’m going to kiss your little forehead and then I am going to [Music] uh nap we’re probably going to watch a movie at the same time no I’m going to have my laptop I actually bought an iPad 11 so I can do a little bit of work on the plane and stuff like that so I can write my little YouTube videos and all that fun stuff and I going first or business class baby we’re going premium economy baby I don’t know how much money you think we’re making I don’t know how much money you think we’re making baby but we’re going premium economy and it’s it’s expensive okay I’m going on my private jet uh it’s called Air Canada premium economy I got to be honest with you all on the way back from on the way back from um Japan a one-way flight is so expensive in economy same thing I’m actually considering going to Korea for like 3 days and flying from Korea because it’s half the price it’s half the price for me to fly back from Korea and like eat food go you know get some facials done get some massages mat my boyfriend likes you more than me I mean you like Matha more than your boyfriend too right Chala you know what you deserve a sub for that thank you Chala Smokey thank you for the eight months and U thank you for the eight months chesan thank you for the eight months Mera thank you for subscribing my dear this beer is good I love beer I can’t believe I’m so old I have to stop drinking [Music] beer okay I have a question for y’all do y’all think I should just keep not reading the advertising and profit I know y’all are asking me if I’m flying business class serious if I just keep not answering do y’all think I can fund my business FL business class flight what do y’all think Ginger it was all over my Twitter it was all over my Twitter baby what are you drinking I’m drinking a uh amber amber beer I guess but no I I dare everybody right now to Google how much a flight to Japan costs business class it it’s like in the it’s so expensive no no no no thank you Artic for the bits I really appreciate it thank you no when we were looking it was going to be I think $5,000 just one way if it was business uh-uh I’m not doing that don’t even worry about it South don’t even worry about it baby am I drinking wine baby I’m not going to drink wine and beer wine and beer $7,000 from Boston to Tokyo you see God spiders I’ve never heard about that Timmy thank you for the eight months thank you so much for the tier [Music] three listen summer prices for Japan are insane it was Kitty it was wine and beer to handcrafted beers made in local breweries [Music] I’m telling y’all flying back from Japan one way if I’m doing premium economy because you have to remember I’m pretty tall I need a little bit more room okay I think it was $4,000 just from cuz you have to remember I don’t live in a big city so I have to take like two like two ples minimum um it it was like $4,000 oneway premium economy from Tokyo to Canada for me or it’s about 2,000 from Soul to Canada so for me to go to Soul from Tokyo it’s $100 if I stay at a hotel if I eat green barbecue if I get facials and like maybe laser and things like that it’s going to be way cheaper amera rules 2010 my dear thank you so much for the bits please please stop talking about other streamers getting showered in money I’m a jealous jealous woman the only one I want showered in money is me okay please I’m sorry I wasn’t going to tell you but I have to tell you please stop giving me bits if you want to give me bits you can but please don’t give me bits to talk about other people making money you’re going to go have a good rest of your night have a good one bye-bye I’m sorry I just don’t want you to keep spending your money I’m not going to read it I feel bad but also stream etiquette my love stream etiquette I’m telling y’all right now the the the the flights to Japan are insane thank you Strat oh not Strat sorry Stratos I was reading what you were saying and then I read your name out loud pepperoni great name and frogs thank you for subscribing all right everybody are we playing Terraria or are we playing bold gun what are we doing I don’t want to Yap all night I want a game Louie where are you situated where exactly is your address huh C thank you for the bits my love please don’t read my messages oopsies I think it’s just a summer thing these bits were for my Grandma’s medicine no grandma grandma no Captain I found out about that today that there is something called hag maxing goon I love your name gas I don’t know bits thank you so much my dear ID bits WTF is hag maxing taou I tweeted about it it’s apparently how the youth loves hags now thank you skip I don’t know what I want to play I want to play Everything the youth loves older women here’s the Tweet about it if you want to take a look the youth likes us old and decrepit and dying and dead is what the youth wants you’ve always liked older women though there you go I thought you installed a terrarian dictatorship after th throwing out the Democratic bolt gun vote okay I’m worried if I play bold gun I’ll get a little tired because the game has a lot going on and I’m a little old Pablo thank you so much for the eight months and D thank you for the two months my dear but in Terraria I can fish and we can talk you know there’s a lot then don’t play bolt gun but I want to play go gun it’s a remix thank you so much for the 10 thank you it’s a boomer shooter you know what though riff last time I played it it was hurting my eyes a bit last time I played it it was actually hurting my eyes a bit because I’m old I’m not even kidding I am saying we need fishing in in bold gun you know what we do need fishing and bold gun it’s a gift no cheese I’m going to play a game I bet you five gifted Subs I’m going to play a game it’s a gift sub I am going to play a game I promise you I’m going to play a game tonight it’s a gift who believes me when I say I’m I’m going to play a game who believes me it’s a gift all you nonbelievers all you stinky stinky non-believers Audie thank you for the bits and Road thank you for the prime all you stinky non-believers what are you going to do when I play a game it’s a gift up stinky not Believers Arc thank you so much for subscribing okay gift five if you play games no wait why am I gifting you [Music] money okay wait test do you see 1,000 gifted next to my [Music] name I have been the oiler I have been generous I have used your hard-earned money in this stream I have given it right back into you come on come on how could you I am my own darn [Music] Oiler mat playing games instead of yapping no we’re going to we’re going to play games trauma thank you for the prime Ma you have to play B gun it’s Warhammer [Music] Wednesday you know mat if you stop gifting so much you could afford the $5,000 flight oh can you guys refund me my thousand Subs can can can can the 1,000 people that I’ve gifted Subs to refund that please no pressure or anything but refund it right now I want to go to Japan please give me back my money I know I gave it to you but can I get it back can I get my 1,000 Subs back please can I can I please get my 1,000 Subs back please no pressure but right now this moment immediately South thank you for the five gifted uh Fox thank you for the eight I saw your Tweet Aon thank you for the five gifted tree thank you for the gifted DFI thank you for the 10 gifted wolf thank you for the five 1,000 Subs right now imagine somebody takes this out of context and it’s like matara con begging for subscriptions ungratefully yeah yeah now no that’s how money laundering Works how is it money laundering if you’re just giving me back what’s mine Skyy thank you for the three months and spiders thank you for the bits username not found thank you for the gifted I can give you a sub that I don’t have or I can give you a sub but then you’ll give it to me back one day one day when you can you give me back the sub or I come for the for your firstborn child it’s a gift up did I Gman maybe I [Music] did you know what you’re right maybe I’m just paying my editors too much money crub your salary is getting cut down you’re going to be working for exposure from now on please everybody follow crub television on Twitter and twitch and YouTube I’ve decided I will no longer be paying him for editing the podcast well for um helping on the podcast and for editing the YouTube videos zenti you are no longer getting paid for the shorts and the vs Channel um you are getting paid in exposure thank you so so so much for your generosity in working for me I really appreciate it boyo thank you for the prime Arc thank you for the gift gift yeah I’m going to shout you out on Instagram exactly thank you Zab Buzz thank you for the eight it’s a gift no I don’t need the money for more beer I definitely need the money for Japan though it’s a gift sub I’m kidding mat is a sub lender I give you a sub and then you owe me two you owe me two submissives everybody mhm all of you where are they H you need money for Reese’s actually I bought hena’s mom two Ranch sauces I haven’t bought henya any Reese’s yet but I’m only one submissive where’s my other one I only count as one I’m only one submissive I guess two switches is like one submissive right cuz it’s half and half come on on everybody loan him to me if you need a submissive Melody is streaming right now um Melody my love my sweet melody Kar thank you for the raid I really appreciate it where am I going to find two bottoms at this time of day anywhere you’re on Twitch go into the vtuber category death thank you for the prime what do you mean I’m canceled for sub laundering name every time I don’t launder subs or money or Momos South thank you for the bids my dear should I Google what a service switch is I’m guessing it just means you like to uh give give pleasure I should I Google this yeah that’s exactly what I thought [Music] perfect I don’t need to go into detail Timmy thank you so much for the five gifted you can’t tell me you haven’t forgotten a Momo in your pocket when you were doing laundry and then I ate it cuz it was all warm it was all warm and like squishy the little Momo hags do rule Felicia I agree more than tunnel snakes don’t get me wrong tunnel snakes rule but hags [Music] rule why am I yawning K guard thank you for the raid darling I appreciate [Music] it it’s a gift up if that Vault was full of hags I defend it to death imagine a Fallout vault just filled with women over the age of 40 wasn’t there a vault where it was like one man and 99 women or was it 999 women hey what if they were all hags huh it’s a GI huh what if they were all hags what would we do then H it’s a gift it should have been me not him I wanted to be in the hag all it’s a gift sub it should have been me should have could have would have should have could have would have arel thank you so much for the five gifted Timmy thank you for the five gifted Scarlet thank you for the six months my voice is making me sleepy as well what the heck oh I don’t remember that one Saucy boy I don’t actually remember that creative puppets one at all to be completely genuinely honest with you Napal thank you for the eight months my dear does anybody else remember that are they still hacks if they are my age I think hag hood is a state of mind no PO Box unfortunately I’m not accepting mail at the moment to be completely honest with you I’m still reading through the mail from my old place of employment I have gotten that mail like maybe a month or so ago so I’m still going through all the letters slowly I try to read a few every other day um I’m not ready to start accepting fad mail anytime soon I’m sorry sorry but I am going to ask um I think I asked my managers to ask offy to change things I will be accepting gifts at off guy but I will not be accepting Gifts of food I will not be accepting anything edible whether it’s closed or opened but I might accept you know other gifts I’m not m i will be accepting other gifts I just will not be accepting food uh sorry my loves I would love to get food and wine and everything but I wonder what it’s like to read fan mail um [Music] it I don’t know if it’s like getting a little too deep but it convinced me that I made the right decision it it convinced me that I made the right decision I think you know for mint it’ll be different I think a when mint gets her mail um I think it’s going to be a little different but in my case uh it’s a gift up I’m I’m going to be very careful with how I phrase it because I do not wish to sound ungrateful I am very grateful but you know how I’ve talked about how I wanted to feel like I could grow a community and I could grow a fan base and um even though I received a lot of fan mail a lot of the fan mail was hey I don’t really speak English super well I love your voice I found your Clips collaborating with these boys you are super sweet sorry you’re leaving which was really really nice and and so sweet and I am so grateful that I got those letters but I’d say only about 25% of the letters were from names that I recognize from people that I recognize from people that you know maybe I guess would be like core fans um which again it doesn’t make anything it still was super sweet to receive letters and I’m so grateful to have ever been in that position where I people wrote to me and they are so sweet um and again all fan mail is the same and it made me so grateful but it just kind of reminded me that I made the right decision because I think a lot of people knew me but I don’t think a lot of people gave me and my content a chance it was a little do you know what I mean I want to be very careful with how I explain myself where the letters were very nice and again I am so blessed to be in a place where I get receive letters Hi Hina by the way but it did also feel like a lot of folks that sent me letters maybe weren’t again I want to be very careful if this does get clipped or anything that I don’t appear ungrateful but yeah it was a lot of stuff like hi you know like letters in Japanese or letters like I’m so sad you’re leaving you were very nice I don’t speak English but you were amazing and you know I like your voice and I like your collaborations and and like I said I think only about 25% so far from what the letter I’m reading about only 25% were from what seems like my core community and uh yeah I just feel like a lot of folks really didn’t kind of give me a chance and you know I don’t blame them it whatever it’s the past and uh I it it just it’s very sweet I’m keeping the letters all of them um and and just so we’re clear I’ve gotten I haven’t counted them fully but I think it’s like 200 or so letters it it’s it’s again I I am so over the moon grateful that people would take the time to write to me and every single letter is the same but it just it just really kind of reminded me that a lot of people just kind of knew of me so yeah did I explain myself properly I had a long day should I should I give more context you all think this is going to be taken out of context she is ungrateful for the letters that she has receive she is ungrateful that people outside of her core audience wrote to her how ungrate but you know what I mean um it it just kind of reinforced that my decision to leave and to be in a place where I could grow a core audience where I could grow my community where my community could grow and be its own Community I I made the right decision you’re right quasi things are always going to be taken out of context can we send you fan mail now not at the moment let me read through my fan mail from my previous job let me process the grief and then eventually maybe one day but for now I just I still have so many letters to read from my old employment and again I’m not any less grateful it it’s just you know I’m okay with getting known by less people but having a stronger core audience and I feel like you know unfortunately a lot of my problems came from having a small core but a very big reach so I like having a smaller reach but a very big core thank you Kazu I’ve been very very engaged in my community I’ve been very engaged in the Discord I’ve been a lot in it with the mods I think the mods grew the Discord beautifully I think they put in a lot of work I don’t think the community would be anything that it is without the mods and without all of you being active I think you guys have created this community into it but you know I have also kind of shepherded I believe because I have learned a lot and I have learned what I don’t want in a community and what I do want in a community and it really helped thank you f Roth hi lime Hello darling how have you been she’s a learner I’m a grower baby and a shower thank you for reminding me by the way that if people want to take me out of context they will and the good thing is now we have a strong enough core community that you know what I mean but uh it it’s it’s I might never get this much fan mail in my life ever again and I’m okay with that I still am so grateful that I was ever in a place that I touched so many people even if it was on a more kind of superficial way it was incredible and it was amazing and you know I’ve talked about it but if I could do it again I’d do it the same all of it I I would not do anything differently but I really really really enjoy having a smaller reach but a tighter Community I think that is so important to me now and and I want to know everybody a little bit more intimately winky face even if there’s less of you in general wider I’m okay with that I want to have you know my core my core little older older audience that’s who I [Music] want thank you Road thank you so much for the bits oh my God I can’t believe he came in for the podcast new episode next week I think this week we what did we talk about on the podcast we talk about burning [Music] out thank you Road I think I’m going to play Terraria tonight instead of bold gun though but I appreciate it also belur thank you for the gifted and coffee you haven’t stalked us I always stalk you baby iMat thank you for the eight months thank you darling Oto I’m not even going to read that you’re disgusting you pervert older audience I feel attacked super I mean it in the kindest way ever a youthful audience can turn on you so quickly and it’s it’s a little bit wild welcome Kawaii thanks for hanging out lazy thank you for the eight months octo is a good boy if you like him so much why don’t you go watch his streams huh dir is youthful yeah 30 is the new 13 thank you Kar that means a lot cuz he’s not live yet hey no advertising I’m teasing y’all can an older audience still hag Max yes because hag maxing is a state of life except I’m old I went to the chiropractor how was that how was that um yeah that that’s kind of I think all I have to say about the the fan letters I I think it’s going to be a little bit different for mint um I think she’s touched I think she’s touched a lot of people winky face um no I think she’s touched a lot of people and she really you know is a pillar and uh I think I think I made the right decision and I think every day that I’m here and streaming is so fun and easy and I smile all the time you know listen listen I wish he touched me platonically menar a kiss but you know hi Samui thank you for the eight but uh yeah like I said it’s just [Music] um I I’m not sure if I like I said if if somehow people take it out of context and and get upset at me for being you know quote unquote ungrateful I’m ready to defend myself I’m ready to re-explain myself I’m ready to be like no no I’m so grateful I you don’t understand [Music] um but I’m just I’m not ready for fan mail at the moment I I still have to kind of process all my fan mail spoony y’all have really been genuinely y’all have been doing a really really good job I’ve been watching some clips and I see you guys in the comments and it it means a lot and I talked about it before it really really means a lot and you guys are incredible and I I could not be more blessed with all of you my love [Music] loves thank you we shall defend [Laughter] you thank you she’s being genuine what am I not you little shitthead Otto what’s going on I’m your Oshi why are you trolling me I’m not used to this guys when I watch oto’s stream he’s like matara my oi my oosi is so nice to me my Yoshi’s here and now that he’s in my stream he’s like barf she’s being nice barf spiders for how long for how [Music] long yeah he he’s being a little [ __ ] good luck at combo breaker if you don’t Place top eight don’t talk to me you cannot show up at top eight with my stickers on your on your stick and then be like oh guys I’m kidding [Music] I don’t expect you to play stop bait anyway I’m kidding I’m kidding I I mean I genuinely don’t know how good you are at fighting games and and you know I know I’m teasing octo no [Music] one hour bad for every Spa below E place there’s only like 100 entrance so he’ll maximum get banned for like 3 days sorry octo that was set so casually also Kate thank you for gifting us up to Hina hello Hina again [Music] hello there’s like 800 entrance so he could get banned for 3 years almost like 2 and a half years if we ban him for one day that he places below eighth place we could ban him for like 2 years hey it exciting stuff I feel like if that happened somehow I’d get cancelled on like voice actor Twitter they’d all band together and and prevent me from having a voice acting line in like Nik If Ever I get like a voice acting line in Niki they’ll be like matara band oo he’s a voice [Music] actor yeah you know something like that is that a hint I wish I’m saying it out loud because I’m manifesting it please light your candles tonight and ask Satan please my loves Ze I’m just going to start batting all right amaly you’re next [ __ ] ‘s going to wake up one day be like why did matara ban me on everything I thought we were buddies I just start batting them left right and [Music] Center exactly hello zakura imagine I just I just start batting the voice actors left right and Center Alejandro Saab you’re next that would be good that would be fun does that ever happen to y’all where you go on Twitter and you’re just randomly banned by someone it doesn’t happen to me but I’ve seen people tweet like why am I banned by this celebrity like people just are randomly banned by celebrities sometimes you’re like what did I do why am I banned by this celebrity she like what am I what did I do Fox I’m so excited for you I hope you have so much fun boyo thank you for the eight [Music] months I’m not good enough to be banned would you like me to ban you my love witer thank you for the gifted I appreciate it [Music] Kad darn would you like us to ban you and me thank you for the six months I think you’re hags maxing yes hag maxing sorry is it hag maxing or hags maxing hag Max maxers gen Z’s new social trend of dating older women I’m cheering for you octo so you don’t get [Laughter] banned don’t cheer too hard for him now don’t distract him all right don’t cheer too hard for him [Music] [Music] now where do I begin on the road to hag maxing I guess watching the stream is a good start I think so F Roth I think it’s just the new word for cougars right Hello Joel Joel I have a question for you Joel I need Joel’s attent can I Joel can I call you I’m going to call him mat please don’t don’t don’t call me a hag I’m begging you do you wear wigs no are you a hag no I’m not a hag are you sure I’m not I’m not even old I’m young I don’t know what the voice like that what if you’re lying to us on the internet am I lying to you I’m not I’m not liy I’m not lying about my age in the internet you sound like a grandfather are you sure you’re young that’s [ __ ] up of you to say first of all second of all I am very sure I’m young I like really cool young things like model kits and and and Lego Gs are not young Gundams are for the they’re so young they’re like they’re young and hip they’re cool the average age of a gunpla Enthusiast is like 40 like divided by two no well maybe you’re young too I wish maybe you’re young at heart maybe how do you feel about maybe how do you feel about hags oh I love hags I just don’t think I am a hag I don’t fall under hag category why not you like wine and cheese yapping okay well the Wine’s stretching but I do like the only wine I enjoy doing is with an H that’s very hag of you that’s not it’s not haging wine and wine come on hey girl let’s have some wine and do some whining yeah you’re that’s extremely haggy of you you’re saying it like you’re going to put it on like a a board and with like fancy lettering and put it up in front of the living room it it has the same energy as live love hack lactate no live love hags yes it does thank you for the getting this from I really appreciate it how is your Gundams it was so fun I found two model kits that are like they’re um they’re called spinas they’re 30 minutes and they’re really really well made like they’re the the figures are like structurally sound they’re not fragile or anything cuz you know when you normally build a figure sometimes like you touch it the wrong way and everything falls off these ones are nice these ones are nice they they’re like articulated they’re like really solid like everything’s clipped in there it’s really cool I like that I’m happy you’re still still a hag but you know I’m never going to beat the old allegations no you’re not especially if we do wine cheese and whining ever you’re never being a little Hy you know you want to know it’ll make me sound young I’m getting my mom to get the cheese for me well actually my mom is going to be my assistant so she’s also getting the cheese for me see you said it in a hag way I said it in a young way I said my mom’s going to get me my cheese you said it my mom works for me she’s my assistant you should have said my mommy my mommy she’s my mommy going to get my cheese she’s getting my cheese for my stream with my friends something that does make you didn’t you ask for wine recommendations or was that girl DM I asked for wine recommendations cuz I’ve never had a lot of wine yeah well 40y old sounding voice am I right like you legar thank you so much for the bits you you do have a 40-year-old sounding voice that does not sound very complimentary of you say to somebody you have a voice that sounds like a 40-year-old but again if people are into hags you are a hag people are into I’m starting to understand why sometimes when I’m like wow you’re such a nice hag people like cringe away from it I get it now I get I get the reaction now I don’t I don’t like being called Old embrace it embrace it when I’m flirting with somebody’s mom I see why they’d be like oh maybe don’t call me old wait backtrack a second mhm when you before that weren’t you saying you’re such a good hag so do you just say to other people’s mothers like oh no no I’m exaggerating I would never I would never I my favorite go-to line is when talking to somebody’s Mom I’m like I’m a big fan of your work I love that one that one’s my favorite no it’s good it works it’s worked a lot more times follow you should say I’m a big fan of your work you want to make another one want to make another one you’re such a h no you’re such a not I’m not I just understand the Playbook I understand the Playbook of mils it’s not the same you’re such a hag I hate this I hate this thank you for the raid I really appreciate it yeah of course I hope you have a good good night and uh I’m excited I’m excited for our future stuff okay yeah I’m I’m so happy for the cheese thing but I do want to do like actual games too thank you for inviting me for cheese like you could not imagine a more perfect collab just a bunch of girls a bunch of hags and me and we’re whining and whining and cheesing I’m going to ignore that but yes I thought of you immediately cuz uh when I did this it was like so I don’t want to say hag coded it’s so it’s very hag coated just say it just say it we’re haging here it’s it’s very hag coded and I was like we have Monarch we have girl DM both of them can be considered in the Auntie SL Haag portion and we’re eating literally cheese and shuder let me send you a photo I had cheese and Sherie the other day you did you’re you’re pre- cheesing you’re pre- cheesing up pre- cheesing I pre I cheese all the time I’m always pre- cheesing you’re pre- shering before the stream I’m not going to wait like you think I don’t eat cheese and Sherie in a month like I yeah but like the excitement you got to Edge to it you got to build up to the cheese I don’t know how to tell you this but I have cheese every day my friend you’re cheese maxing I’m I kind of hate the whole maxing thing but I also kind of love it like to say that I’m cheese maxing is insane it’s an ironic love it’s just really goofy the the youth are you cheese maxing have you ever seen Tik Tok comments and then been confused by what saying I I haven’t reached that point yet thankfully like I still sort of get it no I think I’m pretty cool with it like I think I’m not like other Boomers like I think I’m cool I think I’m awesome I think I’m HIIT with a youth genuinely when I say that I get called a hag when you say it nobody nobody mentions anything I see how it is do you see oh wait you sent it let me see M I didn’t even eat like a third of it I was so full cuz I ate the salad first also has cheese on it oh you got a little book too with it oh that’s so that’s Peak daytime hours that’s so nice that’s so got a little book I got my little wine oh I love I love getting like a little board full of snacks while reading or like getting a nice drink that’s so Lov ha time hag time right here such a hag yes no I really wanted okay I’ll admit I I may not be a hag but I enjoy hag like things and I think that’s f F I think it’s okay you can’t gate keep it true you know it’s it’s fun and having sh oh uh I forgot to mention this I’m going to be [ __ ] up because I’m probably going to eat the whole shaku board because the last time I did it it was it’s like 4,000 calories of cheese yeah and you’ll be bloated for like two days you’ll be fine not this time I bought laade also you did say that you’re a youthful man so you know your metabolism unlike us hags is still got it you’ll you’ll you’ll shed It You’ll poop a few times you’ll shed it you’ll be fine watch out ladies my mom says I’m a handome boy and then I have like the little twirly cap on my head with the rainbow colors I love that also ha noises thank you for the bits um hold on I have one that I want to read he’s got that divorce dad Vibe going on we love him thank you I cry you really do like when I listen to divorce dad rock you got that voice you got that Vibe you really do why why I’m that it doesn’t make sense I get is it just cuz I sound disappointed in people I think it’s the disappointed and also the older Vibe I think it’s really just your voice your voice and your disappointed Vibe I just complain a lot I think I think it’s because of the Monumental amount of complaining I do occasionally like I like to whine why you got to complain about so much in life you’re youthful what’s going on I just do it I don’t know my complaints are normally exaggerated for comedic purposes but a lot of the time I’ll complain about anything just cuz it’s like a good talking it’s just a fun talking point I don’t know I don’t know explain it I think Seinfeld was a little bit before your time but you are very Seinfeld coded is that a comp what’s the deal with no divorce dad maxing I don’t get I’m I’m punching the air right now I’m punching the air for right now you can’t say that that ruins everything now I don’t want to whine anymore now I have to find a new stick I have to be I have to I have to Yi Max that’s what I should be doing I need say more I need to be happier what do y’all think I think he’s a mix of Seinfeld and um maybe a little bit of George maybe a mix of George and Seinfeld oh George is the best well maybe Kramer is the best but sry George castanza yeah George castanza exactly from SEF yeah yeah you were the fact that you are so young that you did not watch Seinfeld on television just blows my mind and yet I know know who George castanza is great because the name is famous that’s also true yeah you’re definitely a mix of Seinfeld and George watch a dude the only TV show I remember like loving growing up that was real people Newman yeah Newman is like another guy I uh the only show I watched growing up that was like with live action quote unquote was psyche which was uh like a fake Psychic Detective show where it’s like it takes uh um Sherlock Holmes but instead of making them this brooding really good detective it’s a guy who’s going to go to jail because he’s suspiciously good at solving crimes that people think he’s a part of the crimes so he has to lie and be like Oh I’m actually psychic and pretend to be a Psychic Detective to I’ve never job that show it’s really good it’s really it’s a really fun show Joel’s a psych cell is that like an incel but for psych no I think the fans are called psychos oh oh it some of the jokes in it has aged a little bit but it’s a really good show it’s really fun I’ll have to well he’s already he’s also a psycho that’s octo saying that to you oh a little bito please that’s another one of my bro crushes alongside bricky is octo can you please stop crushing on all my pals they they all have the same taste as I do we all like the same things it makes me like them so much which means you’re a hag I’m a hag and you have the same taste as me no you don’t understand they like everything that I like and Oto especially Oto has so many things in common with me and it makes me very happy Oto is just you in 20 years I would you know what that’s a compliment to me I would be happy to be Oto in 20 years are you kidding me I would love thato and me Shar Taco together which is crazy he has a full head of hair he does also hi Reuben and and and hi cotton sorry I’m like I don’t I don’t want to talk and interrupt Joel too much but I do want to say hi to some no please it’s your stream you can tell me to shut the [ __ ] up it doesn’t bother no no no no no uh no no no my God you okay we got to talk you can’t be such a loose woman you can’t just be crushing on everybody all the time girl no I my CR I I rarely crush on people and you just got two crushes in like a week within each other actually four but I it’s SP spell girl who tell me okay there there I’ve been like friend crushing on a lot of people because they all have the same thing likes as me who okay octopimp uh uh Crimson ruse from Hol live oh okay okay and and bricky and then uh another streamer named Victoria bright Shield it’s just like every single one of them has like the same likes as me and and it’s making me like want you basically just want to date back the same person as you are right no I just really like them because they all they like all like the same things I like and it makes me friendly with them so you just want Co another version of you no no it doesn’t really even matter to you their personality their their dislikes do you know if your dislikes match up no I mean conflict is fun I want them to dislike stuff that I like too but like they like more things than they dislike with me so it makes it fun your crushes if you had to rank them from most crush to like least Crush like one of them has to be your Fame like one of them has to one of them is most interest the other ones are probably less interest in common I think oh my God okay this is hard dude don’t you’re putting me on the spot I’m shy now uh bricky really likes Halo I really like Halo it fits really well no no no hold on hold on bricky second o i monster hunter is probably one of my most favorite franchises in existence and I actually think I put it above Halo even though Halo is what got me into streaming and doing like content creation that’s ruse ah Oto is probably third because octo and me just got along really well and I was really happy hanging out with him and he likes everything that I like maybe not at the same level but he likes everything as a casual enjoyer did you guys hang out at a a con yeah yeah we hung out at um at uh At weeb Con and it was really fun what’s your favorite thing about Otto hanging out with him he’s just really F like he’s very easygoing and he’s very easy to like hang out with like he’s such a nice dude and he gets along with everybody like I can introduce him to anybody yeah he’s a handsome way I’m not going to I’m not going to stay away from that no I will say it I I always compliment my friends if I think they look good because I feel like a lot of men don’t get compliments so I will always compliment you always got a compliment men like tell tell your boyfriends they are sexy smack their butts I do it all the time I don’t maybe maybe I don’t smack their ass but I do compl all the time I said nags is a very handsome man so is octo they’re both very good-look boys so why why is the one/ fourth just because less things in common uh we have like it’s because we have things in common but they’re not like maxed out in common yet interesting that’s what I consider a friend crush is when we have a lot of the same interests it makes me really want to hang out with them more it’s like we like the same things yay you should invite them to your date stream and it’s not date stream anymore I took away the name date night really a it’s cuz also has something called Date night and it’s just such a generic name and Porcelain parlor sounds better because it has my name in it and it’s more it’s cooler you be like a chance at love with you’re too young for this but with Tila Tequila you’re too young for this I know what that is my mom used to watch it I feel so my mom watched that when I was a kid she would watch the dating shows cuz she liked the drama that they brought yeah it was that and all the true cry documentaries you have to you have to have two people and it’s like a Chad hat love with Joel uh uh Joel tequila porcelain Joel porcelain tequila hot sauce and then you just have them like fight each other for your love I actually the te I think that’d be really fun honestly I mean I’ve I’ve seen a couple of YouTubers try to do the the whole love game show thing but I’ve never seen somebody do it where they’re like all right guys let me invite you to the game show where you have to fight for my love normally you bring a guest on that they get the love for but I like how like narcissistic it is to invite somebody to come onto your show to try to make you love them yeah I think you should find love or die trying where if you don’t end up dating Joel you get executed huh I could I could put them up to execution one of my favorite things that I’ve been doing lately is whenever somebody in the chat says something stupid I have been getting more creative with what I tell my mods to do ooh are you doing the whole like mods twist his nipples kind of I did one where it was like mods going a DAT with them for 3 years and then right as they’re about to propose break up with them I thought that was a good one another one mods give them a dog and in a week after they name it and get attached to it take it away oh my you just got to go worse and worse with it oh my God if they don’t feel the emotional damage for saying a stupid comment in my chat then it’s not working mods incorrectly filed her taxes oh my God mods delete the save file on their favorite game oh my God you’re you’re wild remind me not to mess with you I’m sorry I called you a hag earlier I didn’t mean it like that yeah yeah now you’re I didn’t mean it like that I I I I didn’t I by hag I meant like have a great summer yeah that’s what I thought yeah no I assumed that’s what you meant actually yeah good good that’s that’s I was assuming that so much for the raid I’m terrified to keep talking to you because I don’t want you to ruin me um actually oh my God wait I have to pee can I can I have you Babys s them for just two minutes while I pee sure sure sure poor you you raid me you’re trying to leave and I’m like hi you hag babysit it’s okay I’m used to it people raid me and they’re like they don’t even say hi after the raid they just like leave and I have to babysit their chest I will be right back in like 2 minutes okay be right back piss please take care of them all right everybody I’m leaving you with another hag Auntie she’s really sweet everybody say hi to Joel wave hi to Joel okay you’re in charge be right back I’m in physical pain everyone Hi Momos hello creatures how you doing I don’t have snacks before anyone comes up to me asking do you have chicken nuggets do you have snacks I want a snack I don’t have anything I don’t have anything there’s nothing there don’t you guys have your own snacks doesn’t she feed you aren’t you like getting nice and plump for when she like eventually starts eating you guys isn’t that the whole thing you guys are supposed to be the snacks what does she feed you I saw that big [ __ ] Momo that she uses when she’s doing game streams I saw that big [ __ ] what does she feed that one why is that the only one that gets fed is that the only Momo that gets the food that that dude is massive one Momo that’s jald his name is Gerald that Momo is a set piece is that a are you saying that Momo is fake I like to imagine you guys are all different sizes and like you guys get bigger by eating each other somebody said in the chat I like that idea I think one Momo gets a little hungry that’s how matara came to be she was the Momo that survived long enough and just like ate the most she’s got Battle Scars the cannibalism that started and survived new lore one of you guys could become the next matara if you guys live long enough without getting eaten and you eat your like your siblings eventually you can become the new matara yeah it’s like the bug poison jar thing you put all the the bugs in the jar and like the one that comes out of it is the one that becomes matara she survived she survived Momo Battle Royale I actually think that’d be really cool that’s that’s canonical Joel that’s that’s heresy we can’t talk about that shut up she won’t know what do you think she’s watching while pissing she doesn’t have that ability it’s fine it’s fine just don’t tell her it’s okay we’re going to snitch mods eat that one mods put them on the on the stove top and serve them up in a nice uh like a meatball pasta dish mince their [Laughter] meat mods mince their meat that’s great [Music] mods turn off the power switches and all of their power strips and search protectors mods put a Cricut inside of their bed but don’t tell them where it is and then when the Night Comes Let Them Suffer mods unfl fluff their pillows mods put a heater in their bed right under it I’ll eat the Cricut okay listen we need like an exact pinpoint for what you guys are fed now you guys are telling me you eat crickets what’s the exact food group here I’m very curious I’m very interested to know what do you eat what’s a daily food like nutrition for a Momo like she can’t just get you guys and then eat you you got to get fattened up a little bit oh welcome back I want them chubby yeah I saw the big one that you used when you’re gaming the I’m going to wear him tonight yeah the big boy the big boy he’s like the wag you meet oh God did the other Momos eat each other and that’s how they get bigger I cannot confirm or deny okay it’s like a family secret got it but I like him thick and chunky [Laughter] more to eat more marbling oh God thank you so much for for babysitting them I’ll I’ll get you back one of these days if I see you online it’s on site M okay hag fight hag fight there’s about to be a what girl fight I think that’s also a little bit before your time no no oh really I get it The Amanda Show mhm no that was Girlicious damn it I tried I’ve made an attempt no no no you did good that was this show do you know the Pussycat Dolls okay go go go I do know them I’ve heard that name before I don’t know exactly there was the girl that created them that did a show it was like a search for the next Pussycat Doll and they made another group called Girlicious and then they had that song Oh I was close then I wasn’t that far away Joel Go Peep go do your stuff thank you so much for babysitting I really appreciate you and uh thank you one more time everybody if you don’t already follow porcelain maid can we get another shout out I think my shout outs are down to an hour so can you type something and I can just your name I can actually give you guys the uh the the link to my channel it’s um you’re going to Doon aren’t you.tv SL well now I changed it so [ __ ] you sure everybody go follow Giga she’s great but yeah if you somehow have not followed porcelain maid already y’all please do he’s very hag coated and since we are hag maxing in this channel you’ll love him and uh yeah I’m going to have a cheese collab with him girl DM and amaly you have gathered The Hags together I have it’s like The Infinity Gauntlet of of you’re the hag Whisperer it’s true have a good one okay my dude byebye some of you May doubt me many of you won’t believe me but I am going to play Terraria new to [Music] Terraria I am going to play Terraria believe it or not I know none of you are going to believe me I know you’re all going to say mataran there is no way you’re going to play Terraria I don’t believe you well screw it all you haters doubters non-believers you owe me 100 bits you owe me one gift at sub you owe me the phone number of your grandfather okay oh my God Tio I can’t believe it Kade thank you for the bits and thank you for gifting I saw a few streamers in chat I’m sorry I couldn’t give you guys more attention but I’m going to be having an OverWatch collab with reuben reuben I’m so excited love OverWatch as you know will thank you for the gift that AJ I can’t believe so many of you have doubted me I can’t believe so many of you doubt it’s a gift up did y’all not believe me when I said jokes on you I don’t have grandparents all right well then you’re oldest of kin what do you mean I’m about to play Terraria why don’t you believe me why don’t you believe me that I’m a BL to play Toria about to play Toria about to [Music] play I’m going to a [Music] gift I’m to right now I you [Music] believe my stapler my stapler I I I got to get my stapler my samples I want to play thear I know you don’t believe me but I’m going to play thear anyway [Laughter] oh my God I’m having the time of my life what’s up Poseidon I’m the scat man all right everybody rising up back on the something did my time took my chances let me wear my big Momo where is he where’s my big Momo I’m going to wear him and then I’m going to eat him we’re going to be nice and cozy Momo it’s a gift oh oh she’s lagging for a second oh thank you for the gifted thank you so much DFI I really appreciate it all right tag yourself who’s my big Momo that’s you me I’m big Momo I’m the large Momo not me I’m the small Momo it’s okay we can have big Momo we can have small Momo we can have every Momo every Momo is included not too distracting right I love Momo so much me too besided me too let me bring you down a little bit my love a little big got to get you a little smaller a little smaller I’m the momor on I still think that was a great fan name I am glad we didn’t you know go through with M Morin as a fan name but I I I do genuinely think it was a great fan name I think it was it’s like it’s good but it’s not great but it’s good but it’s good it’s good but it’s not great before you ask I’m having another kombucha I don’t know if I should be having so many beers I already had one beer I don’t know if it’s time why am I still stream at 11:00 p.m. I’m so sorry I started the stream much later than I usually do um and I’m only streaming for a little bit tonight I’m only streaming for a little bit tonight because I actually have to be awake at 7:30 in the morning and I still have some work to do for my manager that I keep delaying you drank half a bottle of cologne hey you’re going to smell good From the Inside Out am I right give me one moment before I show you the [Music] game Tracer thank you for the two months I appreciate you darling uh I don’t there we go play uhoh uhoh my Terraria terrari ad uh oh all right we’re back in business baby if anybody got any questions about what’s going on ask away I won’t be able to answer them not even the game believed you wanted to play I want to play don’t be this way don’t be like that I want to play stop all right so last time I played I got a demonic beekeeper cuz I is the music too loud by the way or is it good last time I beat the be and I got a demonic beekeeper um B no oh I made a mistake what what was the items again s c v b n m j i k h tab caps uh uh w e uh R it’s not R [ __ ] Escape it’s not Escape it’s Escape wow um see yeah last time I was here I got a few of the beekeepers I basically Farm the bees a little bit I got a bee nade H I got a bee shirt and I got some be pants you know be who you want to be and don’t be who you don’t want to be I got a nectar uh I got a bunch of stuff I got a bunch of stuff and um first thing we’re going to do is we’re going to do a little bit of gacha with the silt block and uh last time I played this game I said that I was thinking of uh I said that I was thinking of like redoing all my all my inventory huh cuz my my inventory is not doing good I got I got a lot of stuff I got a lot of stuff I don’t know what any of it does uh yeah we we got a lot of stuff that we need kind of kind of to work on oopsies that would take hours I know so instead we’re going to fish uh another thing we did so what did we last complete does anybody remember thank you thank you Super Monkey for the bits I appreciate it darling all right let’s do a little bit of gotcha first things first I believe in you get organized I usually hire myself to organize the chests so we’ll see am I a packrat uh no people told me to collect everything people genuinely told me to collect everything you all told me to keep every item do not get rid of any item that’s what y’all told me y’all told me and I quote save every single item you all basically told me I was not allowed to get rid of any items and I believed you yeah I basically have to keep everything you all told me to so you know why would I not I believe in you thank you zero I appreciate it yeah I’m just going to put these here for now cuz I have no idea where to put them otherwise I no idea where to put my stuff otherwise um do I have my Abigail summon no nice mini shark that’s my little gun right yeah yeah all right everybody what was I doing last time I played the game thank you nebulla R yippee does anybody remember what I was doing last time I was playing this game I think I was fishing I think I killed the bees what else did I do what else did I do I found the I started fishing here oh the sound effects are a little loud thank you for letting me know I’ll turn them down a bit my love put the music up a bit did I fight the brain don’t remember fighting the brain I know that I fought the bee uh who else did I fight I fought the bee I settled in the beach ow ow you feel like you remember the [Music] brain all right we got a few options that we can work on we could fish or we could look for enemies you know we we could look for enemies I am not above looking for enemies man I love fishing I guess maybe let’s do the fishing quests how about that let’s do the fishing quests I feel like hags really like to fish don’t they oh my God where’s all my fishing gear okay I forgot that I also didn’t organize my stuff here oh my God I have to get out of here oh my fish oh oh my God oh my God oh my God all right let’s go back to the starter Village and then get all my other stuff okay all right all right I got this all right everybody fishing not fishing fishing not fishing this is the problem when I don’t play this game enough cuz I don’t remember where anything is perfect um fishing have y’all seen fish anywhere H where’s the fish feel like the fish should oh there it is I found the fish I found the fish I found the fish fish are like birds they aren’t real are you saying that they are made by the government as well ah now I know sort of items quick stack perfect sandstone and sand block see I’m so organized I feel like I’m the most organized person in my mess I feel like you’ve never seen a more organized person in their mess am I right let’s get out of here uh where was my fishing rod did anybody here see a fishing rod uh if I was a fishing rod what would where would I be little bunny ear is this my fishing rod a ooh is Hermes boots better than sailfish boots or are they the same my fishing rod is in New York a I guess it’s time I guess it’s time to go to a convention in New York [Music] huh all right my fishing rod is not here so let’s go somewhere else music too loud or music good y’all it feels a little loud check the figgy Bank are you telling me my fishing rod is going to be in the piggy bank come on it’s goo I like when it’s goo aha flesh catcher my beloved it’s here and then I’m not reading the rest of the stuff uh-uh y’all going to get me to read the other [ __ ] it’s a touch loud it feels that way too for me too I see only one of you was on [Music] us oh thank you dormant all right everybody y’all ready to fish and beer well now I have to get a beer right because I’m fishing I have to get a beer I just so happen to have a beer right here yummy all right my loves let’s start fishing I don’t know what’s worse a bone fish or a bone fish with hands this fishron deep in the caverns really fcks me out um caught in Caverns can somebody can somebody let me know any any place in the caverns right or is the caverns only in the sand like was this Cavern or it is time to crack a cold one with the Momos so this technically is a cavern perfect I think it needs more water what do y’all think Cosmic thank you for the three months I think it needs I think it needs a little bit more I think we don’t got enough let’s crack open a Momo with the cold ones I sure do love cracking a Momo yummy yummy I sure do love that all right everybody y’all doubted that we were going to play games and I am here to show to you that not only am I going to play games but I’m also going to drink be beer and fish I know y’all doubt me I know y’all hate me but we’re going to do it uh can somebody remind me how much water I’m supposed to have for the maximum effect of water there’s like a certain amount of um of water they all said I should try to have not per day I mean in the caverns 150 does it need to be in a little tight environment in a little space or can it just be like right here like that kind of looks like 150 how long is 6 in anyway right that that feels like 150 I think we’re safe right if y’all don’t know I don’t know either this should be good right feels like it’s not enough can y’all remind me how fishing works like that okay never mind if it it felt like it worked feels like that’s not enough water only catching basses and I’m trying to get some guitars so um [Music] H I can’t fish in like the secret Lake right in like the this little Lake right there that I’m if you have a bucket and a hammer you can make more water oh my goodness I’m just going to make that water pour down I think my God what am I what am I a god making water just flood it that’s what I’m going to do that’s what I’m going to do I’m just going to flood it flood it flooded no one wants to be defeated yeah we’re just going to flood it great idea when in doubt flood it out it’s Zero’s birthday all the time zero promised that he’d buy me a mint cyber truck when I finally learn how to drive which is going to be never I know I know that is one thing that takes away a lot of hack points from me is that I don’t drive but listen driving would mean that I’d have to quit drinking and I am just not ready for that kind of commitment you know and the gig economy I’m using Uber I’m helping out right oh oopsies all right everybody grab a beer my loves do I need to make it into a basin what do y’all think like do you think the fact that it’s kind of a little nod Basin like water you already had five beers do you have enough for the stream I thought the gig economy was a bad thing potato tomato avocado who am I who am I to judge you know what’s the luck Factor talk to me about it I’m I’m very lucky so see I got a bass HH I got [Music] nothing eat some ladybugs I don’t even know them how can I just eat them like that have I played V Rising no but I actually I watched uh octo play it I remember I raided ooto he was doing a sponsor stre of the game so I watched him play it for a little bit looked fun having a Bassin is usually better okay thank you I’ll do that Basin sorry for my language all right I’m going to do a little Basin does the light matter like change anything for the fish do the fish fear the light or am I good with putting a little bit of light what do y’all think do you think the fish are going to be angry I lit up their little Lake light doesn’t do anything perfect now we’re fishing with portals it’s not like they have a choice I agree they’re going to get caught up anyway so how are y’all doing huh my loves we’re getting a little bit of quality time oh is that a flower from corke keeper has anybody here played ceper that looks like one of those flowers from that game don’t take too long the quest reset on a new date ah you’re right H I don’t have a clock so I can’t actually tell my time I think you have to give I think you have to make make him sound a little bit like Enrique glaas though for zero that’s my head Cannon so basically as all you’re saying that since I have a fire I should probably like Light My Fire before I fish right good luck Tama so um Momos I think you’re old enough to have this conversation I think you need to get a summer job okay I love you and you are welcome to live in the basement for as long as you need but I would like for you to be out of the house okay I have a year round job matara listen you got to grow up MOS you can’t keep playing video games forever okay you cannot keep playing video games forever you have got to grow up I’m not leaving mom I want to be in the basement forever mom I’m going to be a professional DOTA two player just like dendy Mom you don’t understand Mom I’m going to be the next mango of Smash I’m just like Le I just need a little bit more practice mom mom you don’t get it Mom I’m going to be the faker of the League of Legends listen baby I understand but but a dendy reference I feel like I have to for my flesh woman’s people it’s like the national pride of her people you know I feel like there’s the other there’s the other one but I think he’s I think he’s polish he was a Counterstrike person something biceps Pasha but I think I think that’s he was polish I don’t think he was Ukrainian but you know potato tomato avocado but uh got seaweed I got bomb yeah we didn’t get too much armor wait I think that’s what he wanted actually can youone an armored cavefish oh yeah Moscow 5 rip that that was some good League of Legends the good old days of Moscow 5 that was some good League of Legends Jimmy wants you as the official jalopy of sacrifice Aaron monkey I don’t know what’s worse the Bone Fish yeah I didn’t I didn’t get it yet oopsies unfortunately let’s go down here there’s a really big lake here I don’t think I don’t think we’re going to be able to get there in time yeah this is some this is some deep deep floor it’s not even that deep I feel like that’s just Esports from 10 years ago right I feel like if anybody was watching any esport 10 years ago you heard all these names it’s nothing crazy it was just the big orts at the time right y’all any any of my fans that are older which is all of you you you know all of this already none of this should shock any of you my loves please don’t remind me baby we’re old I don’t know I don’t know how to not remind you that we’re old [ __ ] sorry it’s a gift whoopsie poopsie Captain thank you for paying it forward my dear how old are we talking I think this is eort of like 15 years ago na’vi no wasn’t that wasn’t that like 15 years ago or like 12 cuz Moscow 5 in League of the legends that was like 10 years ago right oh I think that was season 2 maybe before that so it was it was it was a while ago y’all I don’t know how to tell you this y’all are getting old we can’t be that old you are though you are getting that old I don’t know how to tell you Mom dude Delta thank you for the prime wo wo wo wo wo guys guys guys guys guys guys what the hell I forgot how much I hate the jungle oh no no no oh fudge fudge fudge fudge fudge I forgot that I hate the jungle I forg I came here to fish but I forgot that I hated here guys what is going on I’m not fishing in the jungle again you didn’t know Esports was a thing 15 years ago baby the Starcraft right the Starcraft was a big thing many many years ago make a small house yeah that’s probably a good idea I think I need an enclosure to fish anywhere near um near the freaking near the freaking uh jungle huh a freaking jungle man come on come on can I [Applause] yeah I think that’s fine right as long as it goes in we’re fine have a good one super thank you so much for the fits thank you for spoiling me everybody I I always you know I know y’all know I’ve been streaming a lot after I debuted I’ve been busy and now I need a lot of stuff that I need to do and then we’re going to stream again a ton this summer but I still feel really guilty if I’m not streaming five times a week and I already knew that I was going to have to lower my streaming time for a little bit it’s just temporary it’s just for a little bit but I feel really guilty and to know that y’all are still here hanging out with me while we’re having beers and fishing like I said it just that’s why tonight even though I have a lot of work I was like I just want to go live I want to see my little Momos I want to fish and talk about the birds and the bees me too Santa I’m happy to be here also I think it’s time to go back home cuz the quest probably reset did I play Halo 3 with Ricky we are going to be playing Halo 3 after I come back from Japan we’re gonna be playing Halo 3 hopefully with Zen and henya and uh I’m also going to be playing Metal Gear fish otron deep in the caverns can somebody confirm was I in the correct place to be getting the fishotron like down here that’s technically the caverns right cuz it’s the jungle or was that not deep enough or was that in the wrong biome I could also go here thank you so much zy for the raid I really appreciate oh sorry welcome Raiders thank you so so so much that was deep enough perfect oh I need to not be in the jungle so are we sure about that can anybody confirm Cavern but not jungle I will be going to Japan I’m not visiting oigi per se I’m going to Japan for work and I’m going to Japan for stuff but I am going to be hanging out with oigi in Japan yes but I’m not per se like um I’m not visiting onig I’m not staying with onig this time but I will be um I will still be seeing her and hanging out Dad when a young bird and a young bee love one another silly goofy wild things happen you know my love it it it um you’re a little young for it but uh yes silly oh [ __ ] silly silly goofy things do happen indeed my love but yes I’m going to be seeing onii hopefully at least a little bit I love my girl she’s my she’s my cousin wife I love her so did y all see we have another distantly related sibling by our delusion uh sweet vien is now also kind of related to us through Celler and my delusion H God I love Vienna so much she is such a sweetheart the Monster Girls The Monster Girls baby it is I was so excited she looks gorgeous she looks gorgeous and amazing Vienna I have to call you out I know she told me that she was kind of busy but I added her on like I asked for her Discord a little while ago and I added her and she was like MAA I am so busy until my outfit debut and at one point I thought maybe I added the wrong girl cuz she had an request accepted my request on Discord she debuted and she accepted by request on Discord I was like damn what where were you the whole time but she did warn me she was like MAA I am so unbelievably busy you have no idea like she did tell me she did tell me she did tell me I knew that I knew what I was getting into it was funny I genuinely thought I added the wrong account Hy up SAR this is prime yapping time I’m having some beers and we’re fishing and we’re talking about the birds and the bees I’m telling y’all that I’m not really sure I like your new girlfriend your new boyfriend your new girlfriend I don’t know ooh why is she fishing remilia don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to you can’t just ask a woman why she’s fishing and drinking beers come on don’t just ask me why I’m fishing and drinking beers maybe I had a rough day maybe this is how I unwind maybe this is how I relax you know why is a woman fishing and drinking beers because I am both your mother and your father figure I got to do both I’m barbecuing I’m smoking Meats I’m also giving you tender motherly love you know I’m teaching you how to throw rocks in the water in the way that they kind of like flop you know that they kind of do the little jumping it is what it is yeah I’m also your grandmother and your grandfather all rolled into one am I doing something wrong with my fishing or am I just getting unlucky that like sometimes so two and I just I waited too long right like just sometimes I guess it just wasn’t getting me the fish oh okay y’all I keep being in the wrong biome that’s fine that’s fine um well so it just needs to be a cavern that’s not a mushroom that’s not a jungle that’s not hell right y’all understand how I’m a little confused right like nobody’s like oh matara how could you like yall get why I’m confused right I’m not the crazy one here right you guys are The Crazy Ones right like you guys are The Crazy Ones here right not me you y’all are the weird ones for this not me I’m not locked in a room with rats there’s space in this game space like the outer space make sure there’s enough water okay does this count as Cavern right here am I in the caverns am I in the caverns [Music] nope not in the mushroom not in the caverns oh so right here if I had enough water I would be here this right here that’s looking spicy that’s looking delicious that’s looking good right this is it this is the handsome gentleman behind door three I hey I want to complain to you all about my assistant Nea don’t snitch H you can snitch I mean it it is it is your husband after all you know what my assistant told me my assistant said matara I am manifesting you a secret husband and I said why do I look lonely and he said no comment and I said please do not wish this evil upon me no offense to any husbands or secret husbands I said please do not wish this evil upon me I am busy life is busy I got my Momos to take care of I got life I got things I got my girlfriends like no I’m trying to manifest Zen my secret wife well you know if Zen was my wife wife we wouldn’t be so secret my assistant my own assistant I agree with you Candice I think you’re in that really rebellious phase where you thought Bicky was a secret husband I was actually thinking of using this name in front of him but I wanted okay I kind of want to debut this name in front of him cuz I want to get his genuine reaction but I also really want to tell him I want to call him my content husband I think he’s going to hate it which is why I want to tell him want to be like no no you’re my content husband I think that’s [Music] funny like a work husband exactly exactly who would be the top me or Zen we’d take turns you’re my husband on camera no he’s not my husband um I feel like if I were to have a secret husband I’d have to tolerate them a little bit more unfortunately sorry bricky oh not me turning around into the wall you thought Heavenly would have gotten content husband Heavenly and I don’t do enough content together but I think Heavenly could definitely be content husband I’d love for that Heavenly is really great I think if I had to have a war cosin I would love for it to be Heavenly but alas we’re stuck with bricky y’all alas it is what it is you can’t pick him sometimes they pick you heavily is bicky’s husband he wishes bricky wishes yeah my own assistant said that to me I was like wow my own assistant thinks I’m sad and haggy you know do y’all think I’m sad and haggy be honest am I saggy I mean I’m a little saggy but that’s okay I think I think everyone gets a little saggy sometimes and it’s just age you know like I could do Botox I could do that stuff and I’m not going to for now you know I am a little saggy yes in a lot of places [Laughter] definitely a little saggy oh but that’s okay I think we have to go back the quest probably reset you might want to start taking a watch in right I don’t think I’ve gotten a watch yet fish bones okay so he wants the same [Music] thing caught in underground and caverns you love hoggies I haven’t had hoggies yet but I’m hoping maybe next time I’m in Europe I can get it I don’t need the the traiter you traitorous scum this one is different did you happen to read what we needed cuz I didn’t yeah remilia I’m doing fishing quests we’re drinking beers and talking okay I really need to get rid of these stupid things I really need to get rid of those stupid things this one is bone fish thank you darling so this is okay that one’s not Cavern right because of the wall but then this one is right it’s kind of weird thank God some of you can read cuz I can barely what’s my favorite part of work other than streaming um having a sense of purpose being happy liking my job feeling like I can be as creative as I want I’m in the right place [Music] right what is my favorite part of streaming that is in streaming honestly I think just being able to be myself and yapping un apologetically uh cuz y’all don’t get it I was at my hairdressers today actually fun fact I have a new hairdresser she’s really sweet um I was on my hairdressers today and we ypp all day and I miss yapping like if I don’t yap on stream I am a Yap machine I like I like I like that I’m able to hang out with y’all and yeah all right we got to we got to we got to move into the water a little bit what else I really think it’s a mix between like being able to talk a lot on stream and also being able to be creative being My Own Boss that’s another one too being my old boss definitely is is a big one having a hairdresser is 100% hack Behavior I feel like every every person that gets their hair D has a hairdresser it’s the same thing as having a barber men have Barbers how is that hag Tommy I think that’s the perfect Dan for how this song sounds oh my God I’m already halfway done through my beer huh she’s drinking Le are you growing your hair out long ooh o was that the fish we did it it was orange what beer am I having I am having a Amber Beer it’s pretty good you actually did what I asked and surviv nice hand it over you are done the grand Jimmy dismisses you okay buddy he’s a little bit anime huh the grand Jimmy dismisses you he’s very anime with it I had it shave for years and now it’s shoulder length a I love it I love it I love long hair I think it’s nice did you check what I got from him what do we get from him what did he what did he give us what did he give us did he just give me a random fish or a fishing potion he sucks stinky poopy man five potions and all silver it’s fine I like I like fishing so it’s fine um oh thank you remilia I like how you’re paying attention thank you darling also he’s a child not a man he’ll grow up to be a man is he actually a child I didn’t know children fish I thought we just fed them to the fishes that’s very different oh yeah I’ve gotten so many crates from this biome it’s crazy I basically got like my Reaver shark and my little Sawtooth shark everything here I got so much stuff here it was great Supreme thank you I feel really bad you say welcome back but it’s just really that I’ve been too busy between Saturday um to now to just you know I’m going on a long trip to Japan I believe it or not have been not going to my you know did you know that if you’re a woman over the age of 30 you should be getting checked for like cancer and other things every year I haven’t been so you know just like that those little tests dentist other stuff off is next weekend but I am going to a trip with a girl um this weekend I am going on a trip with a girl this weekend we’re going to talk about it maybe in the future but I I just um I’ve been wanting to meet her and uh yeah sorry I can’t tell you a little bit more than that at the [Music] moment my secret girlfriend I wish wish I wish but unfortunately I’m only going to have a few streams next week before off I would really I think mint I think I’m just going to get mint to sit on stream with me at some point because we’re going to be signing a lot of postcards for the patreon we’re basically signing two months of patreon postcards um so I’m just going to see if mint wants to just you know go live on my laptop and we’re just kind of yapping with maybe a glass of wine while we’re signing cards I’d love that more mint hi Elena thank you darling I hate her can’t stand her yeah we’re um I’m I’m just going to be signing a lot of cards I hate the girl you know what’s crazy when we’re going to Japan we could have had one big bed and instead we have two beds separate we could have shared one bed we’re signing cards yes for the patreon we are signing six months of cards total every month there’s going to be a different postcard sent to the patreon again in the future I’m already getting so many ideas but uh we’re going to be signing basically two months we’re going to be signing the April batch and the May batch and we’re going to be shipping them off while we’re at off gu me mint and my giant Marie plushy me my girlfriend mint and my giant Marie plushy right ah God I was love one big bed with mint but no yes me and my giant Momo that’s it does that mean he has no more quests Thank You song thank you so so much for the bits my love you like Mar no it’s a meme also mariea is great it was a meme he only gives you one a day okay so we got to wait for the day to be over that’s fine can we hear an ARA ARA no baby question do y’all think zenta is in love with me because I have bad news the other day um during zent tra’s birthday I said zenta I love you and she said girls I love all of you which is kind of a problem because I feel like I got coworker zoned and friend zoned but then she said oh matara I’m going to hit you up on that drink sometime so do y’all think think she’s just flirting with me to kind of keep me interested or do you think she’s still like okay I think she likes me but I think she’s just kind of like playing her cards you know I think she wants to see what else is out there do y’ all do yall get what I mean I I think she’s just kind of playing me for a fool a little bit I got to be honest with y’all that’s okay I am a fool a fool for her but um I am a fool I am a fool for Zen definitely H what do y’all think have you heard of the term you don’t [ __ ] where you sleep yes but but I have never quote unquote chat where I slept maybe it’s time you know it’s like have you ever heard of people who you know don’t party don’t do anything crazy in their 20s and their 30s and then they hit 40 and they’re like let’s go that’s me right now I’ve never shat where I slept Maybe it’s time oh my God I have to not I said chat and then I was like oh my God that’s so vulgar I said it I was like oh my God that’s so vulgar I’m so sorry everybody I had a few beers I had one and a half beers I’m being a little s silly goofy vulgar I’m so sorry um maybe it’s time you know maybe it’s time I do that no like I am always so polite so sweet now oh and I always care about what other people think it’s time I’m going to [ __ ] where I sleep and Mary’s Zen also okay in my defense I’m not saying I’m going to have premarital handholding with Zen and then abandon her no no no no no I am saying I’m going to marry her are we going to hold hands before we get married mind your business mind your business but you know at least at least I’m like looking to marry her I’m not going to hold her hand and then leave her you know on the market with her handheld unable to find another Suitor you know what I mean how with the stream last baby not long only one fish a day please go away okay are we invited to the wedding we’re going to do the twitch wedding we’re going to stream it and then you guys can like buy us barbecue from our gift registry what do you mean I haven’t given Zen a choice I asked you guys if you think she’s in love with me and you all said yes you wouldn’t lie to me would you what do y’all think when Zen said matara I will hit you up for those drinks do you think she’s in love with me I think I’m Zen’s kind of woman she doesn’t know it yet but I can rock her world I’m manifesting I’m manifesting I also think she wants to hold cozies Che but she is shy so she wants to have control oh yeah I think I have to be a little bit more demure about it I have to be a little bit more like oh no I sure hope a sexy robot helps me oh I’m so demure and pure and innocent you’re right I think I have to I have to be a little bit more you know give me a [Music] moment oopsies can I talk all sexy robot help me screw in the slide bulb I’m imagining I’m I’m I’m imagining okay what are some things shy people say what are some things shy like y’all have to realize I’m a I’m a shot shooter you know I like shy nerdy men and andent Tra I’ve always had to shoot my shot a little bit I’ve always had to be like hey I like you little nerdy man come here red pallet thank you so much for the gifted my dear up so how do I shoot my shot at zent tra what do you mean you don’t say things how do you let zenta know you’re interested I just don’t think zenta knows I’m interested I know I’ve said zenta you’re my wife and I’m going to marry you and zre I’m in love with her I gifted her 100 Subs this week Reuben she knows what do you mean you don’t what do you mean you don’t let people know you’re interested do you think killing her in video games is a love language f is throwing a party who the hell is f and should we attend the party oh what you think I like parties cuz I’m a kid well you’re right so get to partying I hear that in the underwater that the king of all demons is actually a fish okay so we’re going to hell and catching him a fish you want me to just look at Zen and hope that introverts how does life happen for you genuinely not hell Caverns really but it was like a demon fish was wasn’t it like how do y’all make stuff happen be honest with me are y’all just patient still waiting cuz I am not pay can we talk about this for a moment anxiety medication baby can we talk about this for a moment mint still is not on the Minecraft server it’s been how long I told her I’m not I’m not getting her in she has to talk to people Mouse message her henya message her where’s M hello oops get out of here it’s a little Fishman he’s cute so I’m good to fish here right scooter the cool cool slime has arrived huh where did he come from where did he go has he been married a long time ago who the hell is scooter fishing potions might be useful here it’s too bad I put my fishing potions away you think I need to go deeper I thought y’all said it needs to be a stone background would this count or is this hell with like the Flames I don’t think there’s any water here is this Caverns there’s no water here though oh oh there’s no water here H Terraria y’all want me to fish in the lava I don’t like this I don’t like this all right I’ll make the water come down okay I’ll be my own personal Jesus someone who believes my prayers someone who’s there I got this go back to the spa before yeah but there’s no water there there’s no water at the spa before I need I need the water AA you are in Caverns yep but I don’t know if you’ve noticed my love it’s no water no water have a good one DFI thank you for hanging out out I hope I made your pregg graveyard shift a little bit better darling and I hope I’ll see you soon I hope life’s been good darling thanks for hanging keep keep doing the things you’re doing as they say as they all say during the Summer Games Done Quick keep fighting the good fight awesome Games Done Quick you know keep fighting a good fight for the kids uh is this it is this my only water ooh that is not a lot of water all this water and this is all this is ooh ooh all right everybody how much are the sticky bombs again I don’t new is that a enemy who is that thank you for freeing me I was tied up in love with the other goblins uh cool that’s sucks sorry buddy rocket boots seem kind of cool little bit of raette all right buddy how do I fly now ooh I have to hold oh okay sorry literally the best NPC so I just hold ah a okay they barely have any ammo by the Tinker table they barely got any ammo cuz it’s like jump jump oh I see it’s like jump jump so I have to treat it like a triple jump and not like an actual rocket whatever I see I [Music] see I was here thinking it could be a um is he going to stay there so much gold I think I had like 80 gold last I checked right perfect why is this fairy a different color kind of scared you like like she’s going to betray me I don’t trust fairies they’re small also don’t trust ghosts fairies ghosts anything like that it’s suspicious I don’t like it anything small like that I do not like it- I do not like it Sam IAM Green Eggs and Ham I don’t think it’s about size shaming it’s more so like person shaming right I think that’s that’s the difference I’m not shaming them because of them SI their size I’m shaming them because they’re a fairy that is the difference [Music] got to look out for those fairies okay I don’t think we’re like fishing in here am I just not deep I think I don’t have enough water I wonder if this over here is kind of like it doesn’t recognize that it’s water all of this is not enough water huh hold on give me one second I’m so sorry I feel really bad my manager’s been um waiting for me to do a project let’s fish a little bit more and then maybe we’re going to go let’s fish a tiny tiny bit more and then we’re going to go there’s a spot above you I actually was fishing in that spot and people told me that wasn’t the spot oh it is a good spot see it’s it’s fishing okay I think it was just going to take a little while anyway everybody we’re back are yall excited um um for Friday I feel really bad I wanted I asked um evil toaster to kind of help train us for Left 4 Dead but then I got really busy to organize it and I I’ve I’ve played Left 4 Dead twice I have no idea what the like versus is we’re playing against like left for dead content creators listen I’m going to have fun I’m not going to do good it’s okay zero don’t worry about it who was complaining did Evil toaster talk [ __ ] talk to me what did he say what did Evil toaster say tell me everything what did he say about me you talking [ __ ] give me the no I uh I contacted him to like help train us but then I got really really busy with all my medical appointments and I also then didn’t know what the ex joa Cola oh my God stard you Valley just how he had such a short wait evil toaster is not in the tournament though is he huh is he replacing somebody thought it was like to train he didn’t train us though cuz we never organized the collab cuz I was too busy to organize it and I’m the one that contacted him huh I’m [Music] confused no it’s not drama it’s not drama but uh I’m just listen this this Friday don’t expect any crazy moves I’m here for bricky I’m here to do my best I’m here for zenta my wife and that’s it I hope after one round bricky puts the best person on the enemy team on my team and we win that’s that’s all I hope for you need to learn how to use the zombies and verses we are playing against people who have played so much left for dead I played left for dut twice and I’ve never played the zombie mode but it’s going to be fun again it’s not for competition it’s for funsies look even the rabbit has a little birthday hat even the RAB it has a birthday hat [Music] a bye mag thanks for hanging out yeah I think it’s going to be really really fun and y’all are going to be here with me and that’s really what matters right that’s really what matters at the end of the day is that you’re here with me and we’re going to have fun and I show up for a tournament that Bicky organized and I want to support bricky in organizing more events like that cuz I really really think he’s really really fun and creative with that kind of stuff so yeah I I want to I want to support my My Pal in organizing more of this stuff oh I wonder if maybe I wasn’t picking things up because I was full inventory could that have worked okay my loves I know I only played the game for an hour but my manager I’ve left her waiting for work for such a long time oh we’re going to pretend I’m yeah there we go I have to do work before I finish this beer or I’m going to be too Tipsy no it’s not Panini it’s another manager but she’s been on my butt about it and she’s good I told her she is so my manager is so sweet my manager she’s like I’m so sorry matara I’m not trying to be annoying but and I’m like you’re not annoying you’ve been asking me to work on this thing that I haven’t worked on you are not annoying you are amazing I am annoying I am the freaking content creator that’s too busy doing all the dumb stuff I love you all thank you so much for hanging out I’m so sorry for I only did 3 hours I know I’m so so so sorry um I got to go I got to work on some stuff and I have to be awake at 7 7:30 in the morning I think I love you all yeah I’m not you’re you’re not annoying I’m just really incompetent exactly I’m probably I’ll see if I can try to stream tomorrow again I just have so much stuff and I am not good with my time management at all and I’ve gotten really worse in the last two weeks I think but uh we’re going to raid right now I love you all thank you for spoiling me so so so so much I’m so sorry I haven’t been amazing with with the streaming lately but once I’m in Japan I’m going to be streaming a little bit more once I’m back from Japan I’m going to be streaming a ton I love you I love you all and I’m sorry I hope you miss me a lot I hope you miss me a lot because I just have a lot of stuff to do okay oo Mochi is streaming but I also told her that she should be taking time off of stream to rest her voice so I don’t want to encourage her by raiding her I don’t want to encourage her by raing I don’t want her to know that her behavior is okay because I actually think she should be taking a little bit of time [Music] off I am going to raid W please don’t recommend me people to raid by the way I would really appreciate it if you guys didn’t do that I don’t want to be put under pressure let me raid who I’m going to raid don’t tell me who to raid um in the future if you do I might be timing people out if if you keep doing it uh just let me raid who I’m going to raid please don’t give me suggestions thank you my loves we are going to raid Oni gidi and uh she is doing some board games with some Pals uh I actually don’t know any of the pals that she’s with I don’t recognize any of them but uh yeah I hope she has such a fun time playing games with them and please use a little Momo I love you all I’m definitely going to be streaming Friday my POV of Left for Dead probably going to stream after that as well probably going to do some poster signings or talking and just for the raid message just do Momo raid Saturday I have to leave on my trip I’m driving I’m having a really long drive but uh yeah I love you all so much have an amazing Momo raid I love you sorry for the really really short stream my loves thank you for all the gifted thank you for spoiling me tonight everybody I really appreciate it thank you for all the gifted my dears

Stream Date: May 22nd, 2024 EDT

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Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
7:26 Just Chatting
1:22:51 Just Chatting ft. PorcelainMaid
1:48:20 Just Chatting
1:55:02 Terraria
3:03:19 Outro

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