CRAINER Is The NEW PRESIDENT Of Our Minecraft World!
a new era is upon us in Squid Island I am stepping down as president and a new one is going to be elected also I wanted to let everyone know that the official discussion for this episode is on our subreddit r/ Squid Island all Link in description anyway let’s go meet up with jelly and crina and let the fun begin ladies and gentlemen there’s no ladies here it’s just me and Josh it’s your new president crater coming live to you from the presidential States yeah why do I hear things clapping we’re clapping for the president jelly have some respect yes you have to respect me now wait wait wait wait wait I’m sorry I need to come up as well decided oh no J J’s yapping go on heing crer is supposed to be the next president I’m really looking forward to the next three weeks here okay I’m going to come up and give you the items okay yes head the over for Jo to the rful air of the presedential things okay first of all you got to put the suit on yes oh I want to see that one on you check this out guys finally no more skull okay JY calm down this is your new president that you’re disrespecting right there yeah you actually have to really respect me I’ve got the Trident as well I feel like I need to tap it on each shoulder ready uh just throw it throw it I feel kned there you go all right I’ll go back down I’ll go back down he just he just got whoa what the heck it comes back it comes back J anyway speech speech since I am now the new president I have of C prepared a speech you’re right Josh Josh why are you so excited about this cuz cuz it’s our president what are you talking about he was tired of all the extra work he was elected by the fans I’m excited for anything yeah you should also be excited anyway here is my speech that I prepared ladies and gentlemen of Squid Island citizens and also viewers alike I am the the king I am the second president and I swear I will represent Squid Island as a nation I I will make sure there is freedom peace and prosperity for all while I am that’s my thing I said that well it was good it was good it was good so I’m keeping it Josh okay he’s copying it he’s anyway that’s my speech no guys I thought there’d be a bit more yeah I was waai plans for the presidency as a president I will make sure that peace and prosperity is always first you know really annoys me about the stage what he’s not standing in the center no Center oh my god there isn’t a center what the wait hey hey hey he don’t look at it okay don’t look at it guys listen to me I am the President and I already know what we’re going to be doing today guys what are we going to be doing Mr I can’t wait wait wait follow me wait wait what are we going to be doing by the way about you know like all of the crimes jelly committed what crimes what crimes have I could uh listen to the president you blew up the Vault jelly of course we have to do something about that Josh you are absolutely correct I have not forgotten that you will be punished just like I once was well well when we get to that I might have something that could help president so why what we’ll get maybe we’ll get to that at the end okay okay well follow me citizens my lovely lovely lovely guys come here okay so you first you call me a criminal and then you say I’m a lovely guy well criminals can also be lovely jly depends on the cry that’s a great quote right there that’s a good that’s a good quote to have when you just start we will now do the pledge oh right yeah that’s the thing which you guys of course have ready y Josh I Know It Off by heart now okay let’s start in three two one see you guys I wouldit JY come out here please I um okay what are you do okay 3 2 1 I pled to the flag flag of the United States of St to the law wi stand Nation King with peace and prosperity for all you guys are messing around dude yes okay yes kiss King glowey now kiss my feet JY kiss him he’s doing a they kind of stink this is great I love being by the way what what do we what do we do about the fact that Jelly’s got a stage that cuz he obviously lost the presidency right so he did lose it feels like it’s like a maybe it spits in the face of your presidency for jelly to have a stage because if you if you guys if you guys look over here opinion for once by the way look over here I actually removed the stage in respect of the presidency you did yeah yeah see W have plans for my stage all right and they include you guys don’t worry about it Josh is the best citizen already I can already tell I’m going to have a favorite dud this is really convenient because now you have so much space here you don’t need Borg Island anymore no I that’s actually M because of a per that makes so much sense right Craner like the the Bor Island that he illegally no it was legal JY guys look president can you sort this out right I have something to say about this where did you get golden carrots I made them with what gold yeah we literally you blew up the Vault how do you even have I just made a carrot Farm recently I’m looking for some gold I’ve got gold I’ve got a lot of gold but we can talk about that another day anyway let’s cut to the chase Here I Am the President and bco is officially allowed to to keep BK Island woo they have the permits and I allow it because he put up a giant sign and as you can see on the little sign on the giant sign you remember what he did when when you extended Your Land by two blocks we leton be clear I did put a law in the book to you know allow for that to be happening in the future so that law was put in after you illegally took think I’m going to have to ask Jelly to increase his Vibes like seriously they are they are really going downhill right now in respect the president please what what’s next I made I made a deal with Josh that if he put up a giant sign with Vault crater on it he could keep the island y y y that’s what he did anyway it’s in the little sign it’s on the tiny sign on the big sign he kind of off so oh you’re you’re for real about this I mean it’s fine by gon be by gon jelly follow me I’ve got good news for you too buddy by gon be byon that that you still blew up the vaults I’m not forgetting that that is not by are not can you just stay on track Vault all I did was are you just going to argue with the president all day I’m about to Smite him with my presidential staff if be careful trient okay now follow me jelly cuz I also do have some news for you buddy okay oh okay oh this is going to be good uh where how do I get uh over here wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let me grab something let me grab something what is he grab it’s all right all right JY so the reason why I took you back here is because I have been feeling very sorry for you and your pyramids land jelly oh thank you foring for me as so as president I hereby declare that you can rebuild the land you had before but you may not extend any further than before jelly okay so basically where the water drops off new land goes yes you can um well your pyramid can just no longer FL you please specify by adding a line uh sure I will do that because I do not want to get this one I hereby declare that JY you do you agree to this to rebuild yes I agree to this I agree to this I agree to this under his pyramid two people are needed for the law right done side and close there you go jelly here’s your permit I’ll get to draw the line real quick just need little bit of we’ll wait for him to do this don’t break uh beanie’s house that’s okay here we go I guess the mon can be rep oh wait beanie back beanie while does that can you show me hey you you keep working CR well I’m the president around here dude is he Bean well okay dude I guess pres do boring things too wait where is where is he I’m guessing he’s in here right now EXC me to much leave him alone leave him alone that’s too much right there let me just well I’m glad you got beanie back wait wait what happens to Parry why do you have you have two where the per now three PS I have beanie 2 Perry and Mel sounds sounds a bit greedy to be honest but all right and around here jelly you can probably imagine the rest you just got to go straight from here until it connects with the other land okay buddy well thank you Mr President I really do appreciate that started off pretty decent right I’m a good president already now as a good president since I already gave you guys a bunch of land I will of course also be giving myself a little bit of land wait what for what land well remember when the uh the camell’s butt was like cut off by you and your previous presidency uh ex president slogo yeah I want that land back all I need is one of you guys to say hang on let me read the let me read the law out okay land extensions and new land claiming must be approved with a permit by the current president at least one additional resident must also agree for a permit to be valid so well you guys are definitely going to agree that I could just build my statue back right no no I knew this was going to happen when I became president I knew you guys were going to start me I just gave you all this land back un the land you didn’t give me this land this way look at it this way why am I not allowed to get my land back there jelly because it’s the law all right I’ll agree but you guys are just saying no to be jerks Craner I’m happy to make a rightful trade I’ll agree to you having that Land If you give me my land back where you built your Tower I’m the president zly I don’t do negotiations okay not like this you’re going to need it buddy you’re going to need it I don’t I guess I don’t need that land anyway you guys want to be jerks that’s fine now show me where Bey is cuz I also want to see that beautiful little guy is as sleep wait we you couldn’t even see him any no he’s chilling caution stinks yeah and we do yeah not stinks it a s he’s in here stinks in it no what stop are you sure he’s in there I’m pretty sure you sound so unsure jelly well I mean I left him here that’s L that how does it um I think you’ve already lost your bee jelly you serious how he was in there left have you murdered him no I haven’t been on before now J here guys what are you doing I think it’s cuz you just broke his nest well it’s back now I just wanted to make sure he was fine because last time you had him you left him on a lab post for like two weeks last time I had him he was murdered by you stop it want to go up stop it was mostly SL okay okay chill chill um all are you guys okay cuz can what are you guys doing please leave him alone beanie wants to be with the flowers jelly see yeah he’s pollinating flowers down there man he he wants these ones some he to pollinate just like you do jelly okay we all need to poate clearly not good ones all right president what’s next am I stuck here well well well isn’t that just amazing guys look at all the things that I just completed and I did for you isn’t it nice I mean you just kind of just did you know things that other people did right I gave you your I see any presidential things yet but okay well those will come because we need to find out what we do with jelly right and you said you had something you wanted to show me should we uh go over our taxs and tasks from time not yet I am the one that does this jelly first we see what Josh has prepared for you guys I need to see what you’ve prepared cuz like maybe I don’t want to do anything to him if it’s that evil you know uh does anybody have a bat I I didn’t bring one you should have bols you have a boat I don’t have a boat speaking of by the way just while we’re here what is the stages of the Vault cuz obviously I still have a lot of the valuables yeah wait can we see what what happen there take this into consideration right what slogo has all of our valuables on his land all them you I fixed it did you you can put it back wait I actually need to see that have you actually fixed it all right so um in full transparency I don’t have iron wow this looks nothing like it’s finished jell what are you talking about it’s still blown up there’s water leaking from the roof what are you talking about you fixed it it’s wasn’t this your task or was it not no it wasn’t my task it it’s been in a better state but um okay Mr President I asked slogo to purchase some of the iron so I can I got to the ration this is this is literally why you’re never going to be president cuz you don’t do anything I’m more than fixed I’m more than happy to look after the the valuables for the time being until this is fixed okay how do you know he’s not taking some for himself Craner because he doesn’t need it okay and also he’s a good guy this guy is a good guy with a good heart okay come follow me guys we got to check out what J has been preparing now but I’m very disappointed in you jelly seriously why is making BS much REM the how much have you got to pay jelly well Josh usually it works the other way around what does an iron block cost all right one diamond for for a stack of iron I think that sounds good oh yeah a stack of iron blocks no stack of iron block better one diamond for a stack of so how many stacks do you need one really just one I think probably only just one yeah I’ll make I’ll make sure one’s fine do you want me to get you the iron now are you guys doing the trade okay do the trade now then I guess let’s not go look at the pr or whatever I’ll get the diamond I’ll get the diamond all right just checking there’s no vat no no we are we are witnessing history right now a trade has happened now Josh that I’ll be able to fix the rest of the Vault Mr pres okay good J I hope you will glad fixing your mistakes now I heard you prepared something I’m follow guys follow me Mr President no no no I I would oh I’ll be the yeah you know what I I’ll I’ll row you over there J fine why are we going to the prison well I assume it’s what he’s been comparing I don’t know are you kidding me obviously you know it depends on how the tri send our current president to uh prison uh no it’s not we’re not going to send me prison are you dumb it’s for you jelly I haven’t been breaking any rules jelly okay let me just you yeah okay let’s go in and take this is what I’ve said obviously this depends on how the trial will go it could go either way of course of course um what I have set up here is a uh a series of t asks for the prisoners welcome to your prison sentence well let’s not let’s not go there yet just briefly explain what it’s about the idea of this is to complete a series of difficult tasks that uh well actually you know what I’ll read it from the book The goal of this prison is for you to become a better person by putting in hard work and also reflecting on what you have done wrong that sounds really good for Dilly that sounds like something here we have a chest that has to be filled with resources from the Quarry jelly just kidding it was a joke okay you definitely did you just I don’t think I even need to run a trial at this point but let’s have I cannot believe what I just saw you can have those back I don’t need it all right next over here we have a a stack of gravel that needs to be converted into Flint for 64 Flint like the entire stack what yep yep bro that’s going to take me so long well I mean it’s if you get president you think this is funny okay over here we have a um a little fishing area that this chest needs to be filled with fish here hey don’t okay jelly you are really crossing bounderies right now with the we have a little house where uh the prisoner will write five pages in a book and quill on what they have done wrong and the mistake they’ve made that sounds good and uh what what about this wood one is that pretty simil just needs to fill a chest with um with wood see those are not that bad I think I think it’s pretty good I think he’s prepared something pretty good and you learn from your mistakes because you have to write it down who says I’m going to prison not anybody yet but the trial is about to begin follow me everybody we are going to the Mr President can I make a suggestion what could we do the trial in jelly stage yes no hey yes I don’t think I’ve actually been up here what welcome to my theater bro did you literally make like a Roman Coliseum like what is this that’s right and and I mean this was initially built to have a presidential speech how do we get into the stage area Jil right here what you go under it what is this dude okay JY I I recommend you sit in this chair I guess or no no the president can sit in the chair I guess yes I sit in this chair Josh you shall also come up into the state no you’re both in the state built OB time campaign okay that makes sense that makes it could be used for anything else listen to the president I like it the trial will now commence it is Squid Island versus jelly the TNT lover to represent the squid Island side I have appointed slogo man or slowo for short to represent Squid Island against jelly hello Jelly do you have any lawyers present uh no I do not we will you be representing yourself today uh yes I will Mr President okay jelly you may go ahead and present your first argument about why you did not blow up the ball you are Inn should we maybe hear from the prosecution first president we will hear from the prosecution just makes a bit more sense obviously it I am not I am not really really ver versed in the law Universe of things gu welcome welcome people of Squid Island this this is uh Squid Island versus jelly for the crime of the destruction of the Vault yes I will now present our case for the prosecution of jelly jelly Place TNT and Vault went boom boom jelly bad that is a very good AR my case I rest my case now jelly you may enter the stage and prepare your defense okay and then I shall bring my sentence on to you okay go ahead jelly yes the TNT was in fact placed by me however I am not the man who triggered it do you kill the messenger no you kill the person that delivered the message no that’s literally the Mage you said it the wrong way around the messenger is the guy that delivers the message Sy also nobody’s being killed like what are you talking about I was murdered okay Sy you may take seat take a seat take a seat I was murdered take take a seat jelly no go no okay just jelly get in your seat buddy oh I’ll take a high chair that’s good for your height anyway the president has now heard both arguments and I do have something to say jelly made Vault go boom boom that is my decision that’s not what I that’s not what I said no that’s my decision you made you made the Vault go boom boom that is my final decision and I will sentence you what so prison Jilly there’s just no way out of this is it why are you happy cuz I cuz I put a lot of work into the prison you really you and also you put a lot of work into the representation speech for work securing the Vault it wasn’t secure at all it blew up jelly we’re not really aru happen nower jelly you’ve been prosecuted all right just just move on jeez you have been still consider myself an innocent human being go Squid Island doesn’t so uh yeah the president doesn’t and most of you age with shame oh yeah we have to shame him too like you did to me Shame Shame oh wa by the way before we go to prison there’s probably some other presidential stuff we need to do right there yeah yeah we do need to head past the town hall because I need to check if you guys have done your TX and tasks last time when President slogo was in charge and I need to issue new task and txt wow now the text last time what but yeah I kind of re yeah uh 18 the tax notice Josh well I would I redid the board so tax evasion question mark you have both been uh actually paid your you’ve both paid your taxes do you want me to place that in the vault you may place that in the vault not the one that is in danger of jelly blowing it up it needs to be built first yeah no I I’ll get that sword that’s fine okay good job on the Texas guys of course really good I like to see that the new text will be very simple the text Will be a little bit different this time because I have some future plans for us okay so Josh your text will be to gather 20 ender pearls okay and jell yours will be once you’re out of prison if you if you actually manage to escape together 20 manage to complete the tasks in order to the first thing that comes to your mind it’s not okay I’m misspoke anyway 20 blaze rods is your tax jelly for next time and also the task is simp Josh will have to build a communal food supply okay food that’s going to be maybe no it’s up to him jelly your task will be to rebuild the Vault done also let me just say Josh I want you to build the uh the farm over here where we have the old you know the marketplace that’s never been used before I want it to be over there Vault where do you want the Vault the vault is where the vault is J okay stoping questions because you are now being sent to jail buddy let’s go okay cuff me why do you are you obsessed with being cuffed he really lik look forward to this moment you know what I mean really weird anyway follow me jelly I got to make sure you’re not running away somehow okay he’s here Josh will you take the prisoner sure you jelly get him okay he’s not listening to you at all yeah the chest I’m really happy he’s got to be taken to he deserves it so I put all my belongings in here somewhere can you slow down why are you so excited dude the these are for B prison yeah this is the chest put everything you own right in here buddy what about food everything is your inventory empty sir jelly uh yes Mr President now uh Josh let’s do the procedure close the doors please oh wait jelly into the first room now open the next door and inser jelly you are now in prison I hope you come out a better man I hope your Vibes increase because I am the president for the next several weeks so you better get used to it bud I’ll I’ll visit you jelly no you won’t don’t lie to him no I probably wouldn’t also remember your task ATT tax okay it’s very important you guys remember it what if I don’t manage to uh get released do I still have to pay those taxes no thank you Mr President you are free from your duties if you don’t escape prison but also then then you’ll be in prison for two episodes so that’s yeah I know you’ll do it cuz you don’t want to reuse the same clickbait twice wait I forgot about the law oh right can I get get out for that part no uh president may I suggest you go get the law book and then read the law out here yeah uh you guys just stay stay tuned where you are guys I’m new to being the president okay I’m used to used to handling it all Josh how much did he pay you for the sign for this nothing I cannot be bribed sounds like you have to share a spot with me here buddy nope I am a lur Abiding Citizen jelly I have officially written out my first law are you guys ready to hear it excited I am ready okay this is law number seven having TNT on your person or in your personal belongings such as chests ender chest and others is hereby illegal ooh all TNT has to be confiscated by next week or the owner of the TNT will be punished the TNT is to be put in a chest by The Vault okay are we sure we want more TNT next to the Vault Mr President well in a chest in a test I’m assuming it’s going to be yeah removed so that’s fine yeah so if you have any TNT you have a week left to get rid of it if I find any TNT in your base when the week is done I will punish you what okay I agree with that I’m in prison all right well thank you guys this has been hope you enjoy your prison time yeah sentenced whoa who sorry I just thought that would look cool all right thank you president enjoy jelly all right see you later Budd we got a close behind us here too enjoy we go ah what an episode that was great that was good good work I can still hear you from here hey be quiet
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It’s a new day with the new President of Squid Island, our #minecraft survival series, @MisterCrainer ! I think it’s fair to say that @Jelly is not happy about it, if he’s not careful he might end up in jail…
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Hmm I wonder who the president is, it's not like the title literally tells you
Slogo is already manipulated crainer in one video
the biggest lie on squid island 13:45
4:26 king gloky??
Where has squid island been
Don’t like this
When I saw the title, I scream let’s go on my parents came up here
cg crainer
day 14 of asking for uno
Day 152 of asking for fnaf
Yes crainer got voted
WELL DONE CRAINER 👍 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤
slogo absolutely destroying crainer with slogo being more knowledgeable than crainer is hilarious
Yes crainer
Early
yay!
Hiiii
me
Bruh u spoiled it but it's fine we knew it
bros already manipulated crainer
Jelly: the hero, Righteous, brave and proud in his arguments
Slogo: A very greedy businessman he pulls of shady practices via loopholes in the law which were made by him, people call him a villain but, in the end, its just good business
Crainer: he is an innocent boi
(sorry for bad spelling and grammar)
I knew crainer would be president congrats
Yes crainer 🎉
I don’t know how nobody realised that Crainer didn’t set himself a tax
13:29 dang he really said it
still don’t like how Josh actually blew up the vault but jelly is actually going to prison so this bribery🤦🏽♀️
Ngl jelly should start his villain ark because there teaming on him
Who thinks they are going to defeat the ender dragon
Yay
Jelly is innocent train!!
Slogo is pretty mean
CRAINER
Trainer is a bad president. Also Slo go.
get every type of dog and have a Bork gang!
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Hunters vs speedruners please
Why didn't CRAINER get a tax?🤔🤔🤔🤔
Yep slogo is going to control crainer and just blame jelly every for every thing
Wait a minute, Crainer didn’t give himself a tax. He committed tax evasion
You guys forgot to build a second tentacle
Jelly used the wrong two
YESS CRAINER AND SLOGO DUO
Tbh thank god jelly isn’t president I wouldn’t even watch
Finally squid island
Crainer didn't give himself a tax
Your green is finally president aren't y'all excited about the new president