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  1. The farmer in these cartoons is just my wife playing regularly. She always screws up feeding animals, watering crops, and getting to bed on time. In co-op, I do ALL the profitable work, enough to craft warp totems and pillars, AND buy her a return scepter. Doesn't matter. She'll fuck around all day, usually talking to people, making clothes, or just looking at 16-bit scenery, and STILL not make it home on time. She can't ever find the return scepter, because like all women, she keeps a bunch of useless shit on her person at any given time. The fact that it's STILL fun to play with her is why she's my wife at all.

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