Asking my Girlfriend to Rank Terraria Weapons Based on Vibes Alone
With multiple stats like damage, use speed, crit chance and ammo type, it can be incredibly difficult to decide which weapon in Terraria is the best. So instead lets get rid of all of those meaningless numbers and judge them based solely on their name, truly the most objective way imaginable.
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drippler crippler s 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
edit: that was not the tsunami, straight to the underworld with you
Everything cool until the Scourge of the Corruptor steal yo girl
the eye of cthulhu is a way better name if you don't know that it's a boss imo
let’s be real for a sec tungsten hammer is the best weapon in the game
That is NOT the tsunami you nimbus rod
kaleidoscope S tier as usual.
11:10 whats funny is that the last prism is in fact, not a prism
calling the razorblade typhoon the tsunami is such a nimbus rod move
Im ngl I literally did not notice the pun in Blade of Grass until you pointed it out. I have 1500 hours in this game spread across like a decade.
Cute baby names
F on bees knees x.x
I am going to be honest here. No spite on the video whatsoever, infact it was a very fascinating and entertaining video. The only aspect that struck me the most… the explanation of every weapon was quite lacking… whilst you could have stated weapon type from damage at the start… let alone give an example of how each should function, such as the Whips for being a "summoner type" class weapon, even the brief gimmicks of every weapon. Although the explanations could have been worse, that was the only issue to me. I recommend that if you do not know how to explain it, I would simply get one of the demonstrating GIFs shown on the weapon's main page for the Wikipedia and use it next time so the opposing individual may have access to a VISUAL representation of that designated weapon in-game. Regardless of this, excellently done!
Now make a mod that has these rankings as their tier of gameplay
more calamity playthrough perchance
Fun fact calling somebody a “Nimrod” was an insult in like the medieval times
ECERYONE, GO COMMENT ON EVERY TARARIA VIDEO: u look like a nimbus rod, or, sach a nibus rod move😡
Nebula arcanum shoots nebulas which is the orange glowey fog in space.
27:30 "hear me out girls"💀
27:39 Yoyos suck, they are weak and boring
awesome video, great gf… minus points for the meowmere tho
you nimbus rod, that is in fact, a razorblade typhoon.
i didnt know terraria players could get girlfriends
so its not terraria nolifing the reason I cant get a gf
your girlfriend is a nimbus rod for placing the Vampire Frog Staff in F tier
The title should be my wife ranks terraria weapons at first look or something she mostly ranks off of apperances
yeah cheiflogan i am your devotee
How much did you pay her?
(Jk)
I honestly would love to see her do a blind playthrough with you helping her when she's stuck
Tbh you could probably do a playthrough only using weapons in S-B tier and you'd pretty much have something for basically every stage of the game.
This video is hilarious, love the content!
Amazing! Now part 2. in same order, the same items but based on in-game look, animation etc 😀
i like that you tried to hide the fact that the golden shower shoots out a continious stream of yellow liquid (blood(of greek gods(ichor)))