What if Old Minecraft Mobs were Created Today?
Minecraft is a constantly evolving game. But does it evolve enough? Too much? Don’t care, I’m gonna make some old mobs look more complicated and pretend to analyze Minecraft’s mob design in the process.
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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 Intro
1:10 Mob Design Rules
4:16 Skeleton
8:35 Chicken
14:59 Spider
20:45 Creeper
25:04 What ACTUALLY is Old Mob Design?
27:51 Outro
Some footage from:
Slimecicle:
The Yogscast: https://youtu.be/Xj446LPEy7E
Bebop Vox: https://youtu.be/X_XGxzMrq04
AntVenom: https://youtu.be/vPK0c7MzW7g
The Game Theorists: https://youtu.be/wqKT5R2PXlw
Music used:
Pigstep – Minecraft (0:14)
Clive’s Theme – Pokemon Scarlet & Violet (1:10)
The Hammer & The Mace – ANTONBLAST (2:11)
Underground Corruption – Terraria – SiIvaGunner (4:16)
Disco Necropolis – Skeleton Boomerang (5:58)
Dreamyard – Pokemon Black & White (6:51)
Emote: The Pollo Dance (OST Version) – Fortnite – SiIvaGunner (8:35)
A Cat Pirate’s Yarn – Potionomics (8:45)
Extraterrestrial Wahwahs – Pizza Tower (9:45)
First Reaping – Grimm’s Hollow (11:30)
Berdly – Deltarune (13:19)
Marnie’s Theme – Pokemon Sword & Shield (14:07)
Spider Dance – Undertale (14:59)
ONBS Building – Pokemon XD (15:34)
Miitomo Shop – Miitomo (16:12)
Elevator 1 – FNAF Security Breach (17:34)
届ケタイ愛ト反比例シタ僕ノ吸欲 – Diabolik Lovers: Haunted Dark Bridal (19:02)
Feisty Flowers – Everhood (20:48)
Galactic Eterna Building – Pokemon Brilliant Diamond & Shining Pearl (21:45)
Mirror Temple (Mirror Magic Mix) – Celeste (22:49)
Thank You For Your Patience – Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria Simulator (24:41)
FORBIDDEN GARDEN – Diabolik Lovers: Haunted Dark Bridal (25:07)
Virbank City – Pokemon Black 2 & White 2 (26:45)
20 Comments
minecraft would never update old iconic mobs for no reason at all cough pigmen.
nah but fr i do get the change but i still hate it, do agree the old villager pig wouldn't work but they were replaced by villagers, do enjoy bartering and the nether update as a whole but its added quite a few annoyances in most biomes from the soul sand valley spawning only ranged mobs to basalt deltas and giving hoglins longer reach than iron golems forcing you to cheese them.
Sure these designs are way better and cooler, but the original versions are just way too nostalgic to remove or even change
what if you could like tame spiders as pets or something that would be cool 😀
the spiders could be modeled after jumping spiders, which many consider kinda cute and some keep as pets and which also have all kindsa different colors. i guess they don't really use webs, but maybe it could be a spider variant? maybe in jungles? i dunno, i'd be kinda cool. also having them target at least silverfish in addition to bees would be cool.
5:42 "skulkers" come on now
What about the mooshrooms
Having spiders shoot webs on bees to pull them to the ground instead of jumping pathetically at them
it would be cool for the chickens when they leave behind a feather it would be a different colour beacuse you made them diffrerent colours.
Spiders are the worst change here unfortunately
I still view endermen as being a "new" mob
How much of a boomer am i?
8:36 THE REMIX HELPPPP
Love the Everhood music during the Creeper segment!
I'm a big fan of all the changes you made, It's kinda funny just how many old mobs are the antithesis of current day Minecraft's proverbs X3
6:53 bonular
Animal update idea:
-Vote losers
-Meat items for all mobs
Can i ask why this isnt a mod i can download?
The spiders can kill silverfish too
Literally the worst 0/100 😂
So we all know Mojang is gonna steal this right?
PLEASE I need the link to the song at 8:37!! I know both songs but can't find them together
my idea for that skeleton's lore is that illagers overuse totems of undying and then become skeletons