The Death of Minecraft Parkour
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I talked about Minecraft movement physics changes on Vanilla Minecraft 1.21 / 1.8, which is actually 25w02a. They patched 45 strafes this is so sad. Which is not doing 1000 triple neos in a row. It’s not 301 because the previous world record holder, YouAreRexist, had 300, neither is it 445 because the previous world record holder, _iBrow, had 444. This was hilarious like TommyInnit and so intense and I, choof, not red Dream, was epic gaming. This was so fun and awesome! This Minecraft plugin, Minecraft build, Minecraft mod, and Minecraft datapack was used in making the Minecraft challenge that I conquered. In my other videos, I love giving away money like MrBeast and Skeppy!
This is not the hardest parkour gauntlet or minecraft’s actual hardest parkour gauntlet, or minecraft’s hardest parkour gauntlet, or any other minecraft parkour gauntlet challenge like that. This is not a speed run / speedrunner of minecraft against a killer / assassin nor is it Minecraft Parkour’s Weirdest Glitches nor is it Minecraft Parkour’s Hardest Jumps nor it is a series of Minecraft challenges like a Skeppy or MrBeast Gaming event but it is Minecraft’s hardest challenge ever. Parrot can I please join the LifeSteal SMP with rekrap2? Seriously it would be lots of fun 🙂
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this video was rushed, and a bit different than my usual content, but i thought this was important to talk about, and i still hope you enjoyed!
vote on the petition here: https://feedback.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/community/posts/33341069329549-Petition-to-Revert-Movement-Changes-MC-271065-and-MC-241951
i plan to upload a lot more in 2025, even if the videos aren't as good. thanks for sticking around!
Movement is so fundamental to minecraft and something that every player experiences immediately upon entering the game no matter the skill level. It's perfect how it is now. It's not a niche. Its not a bug. Fix bedrocks shitty movement, don't "fix" Java's perfect movement for dear Lords sake! I will completely refuse to play the game until this is fixed.
minecraft players when bugs are fixed
Yeah we're dead
BRO 1.21 PVPIS NOT GOINT TO DIE CUS SOME SWEATS STUCK IN OLD OLD VERSION CANT BRIDGE FAST, but even then theres fasters ways to bridge that the default way everyone uses
You left your skyblock guild but we will always remember you as our supreme lord choof
Mojang just killed what's left, we need a mod that reverts this feature. Easily most downloaded mod
I'm just staying on 1.16
3:21 People? You mean 20% of players. cus most people play the newer versions
Yeah dude I have no idea what they were thinking with that change. They're fixing the most pointless stuff and it's stuff that does really add to the game, it's so stupid
exactly mojang shouldve kept it a feature
1.9 ahh situation
They also made damage be taken from 2 blocks or higher. That’s so stupid, as it really slows down movement
Bruh.
Sue Mojang again
I don't parkour nor pvp, don't play bedwars, but I do build, and stratifying to build is extremely usefull and makes building anything in the air much faster
Bedrock players 🗿
0:34 if you interpolate low framerate footage using AI morphing you don't deserve to have any interpolation options at all
It makes people motion sick
Bye
Why would minecraft need such complicated nuances to be fun? I can argue that less nuance makes a game more accessible to people who want to simply have fun and not be overtaken by those who use hard to understand obscure tricks to get an edge over others.
This is the parkour version of the copper bulb lol
Mojang is allergic to having a good game
oof
Why not?
The 95% death on gd to finish it is so random
AS SOMEONE WHO BRIDGES NKOOOOOOO I AHTE THS
Yo I am not relearning my speedbridging just because they made it slower. I might quit the game if this happens.
not the wasuretta 95%
Usually, i remain unfazed by whatever updates they put out but this is just terrible. I literally decided to log into an account for the first time just to vote on that poll
The question is who complained about the movement so they changed it??
not to mention, this will also nerf my ability to godbridge. why mojang why???
I usemoving diagonally while bridging all the time, so this is super sad.
1:04 where is GTH he verified septa 45
how does this effect anything more than needing to use an old version for parkour and pvp?
this sucks, I hopen they dont changhe this, im definitely gonna vote, btw the video doesnt seem rushed at all i think thw quality is acftually really good!
Celeste music spotted!!!
Wait wtf do now I need to play 1.8 for bed wars just cuz the newest versions are slower. I was ok with the pvp changes since hypixel fixed it themselves, but now this. Damn
pls make gd vid
EVERYONE VOTE
Oh we want a realistic game. Lets change the grafic, remove the nether, the end… like everything what makes this game fun to play.
these pvp mfsw mojang fixes a BUG that they just never noticed (for the past 10+ years), i wonder if someone will tell hoprunning was a bug too