I Left My Farm For 1000 Years in Stardew Valley… Here’s What I Found
Do you ever come up with a “What If”, but then no one stops you even though it’s actually pretty crazy? Well, I let my Stardew Valley Farm naturally age for a thousand years to figure out what happens if I’m not there to take care of everything. And to be honest it was crazier than I expected.
There’s probably some tips and facts to be taken from here like my new, exciting way to find prismatic shards. And it certainly has some Stardew Valley things you didn’t know. (Because I didn’t either! I mean seriously, who learns to code to not play the game!? )
Drop a like and subscribe so I know if you liked it and actually do leave your crazy ideas below because evidently, I will try them.
P.S. Is the plural of Debris pronounced “Debri”?
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Chapters:
00:00 What Happens?
00:33 Where We Began
01:09 One Year
03:06 Ten Years
06:26 Big Problems
07:14 Maths
09:43 One Hundred Years
12:56 Prep For Slumber
13:58 One Thousand Years
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50 Comments
So suprised this video has less than 1k views, keep up the great work!
Good sir, you are unhinged. To do this for THIS LONG??? Respect.
Hi, I also have tiger slimes in my slime hutch but they dont produce orange slime thingys, they do regular green ones.. What could be wrong? I only have tigers, not other slimes
And this is a crazy video oh my god! How come haley didn't divorce you 😀 And to clear all that things, get ready to buy tons of red bomb!
I accidently had the mod Slime Produce on while filming this video. That's why they start out green and then change to brown overnight and give cinder shards. Don't worry, it wasn't on while getting to year 1000!
This was fun to watch. I'm glad this was suggested to me.
i love videos like that, really appreciate effort
the "s" in debris is silent…sorry but it gets hard to listen to
how do you have the statue that gives prismatic shards if this farm hasn’t finished perfection?
0:45 ah, so that's why you're disappearing for 1000 years
you got another subscriber! great job friend (:
Poor hailey, got stuck with childern and a deadbeat husband for 1000 years
Idea: same thing but after joja – what does it change?
I've always wondered what might happen! So cool! Thanks!!
How did you get tiger slime balls in your slime hutch?
Glad this random video popped up as I was just scrolling, earned you a new sub!!
WOW I did not realise how this was a smaller video, with the quality of it! Keep up the good work 🙂
This is a amazing video
absolutely incredible commitment to the bit – digging up and rewiring an old mod just to make the video work. now that's science! super enjoyable video too 😀
amazing work on the video! glad this got recommended to me, Terrible idea for a video like as requested: how long will it take to restore your 1000 year old farm back to its original glory, be interesting to see how many materials etc you will get from EVERYTHING
i didn't know you could lose hearts with a spouse D: or did you just never max out hearts with her?
10:17 is this a mod? If so what mod?
This is so stupid, I love it
Wish u had more information on the dialogue (especially with ur wife!), but that was pretty cool regardless, tks for the efforts
I love the concept 😅
This was like a horror story from poor Hailey’s perspective 😂 side note why do I think it would be a rly fun challenge to clear out that much debris…
I love that you updated a mod specifically for this weird challenge 🤣 Sounds like something I would end up doing. I like someone else's suggestion of doing a video on restoring everything back to how it was when you started this challenge.
Also, love your voice. I have to check out more of your stuff. If you don't already, you should do some modded "let's play"s. I would totally through your videos on the background while I'm at work if you do! I know Sunberry just released recently and that would be a great one to do a let's play of.
Ine the best way possible: dude, you're a lunatic 😅
This was really entertaining
16:39 you were asleep the whole time, so Abigail would be winning all the egg hunts
obligatory youtuber pronounced the s in the word debris comment your engagement trap worked :*
11:25 you got it wrong
Its goes
"Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a round room and told me to find the corner, that drove me crazy, Crazy? I was crazy one"
Wait is the text dialogue part or the game or did you insert that yourself?
If you think about it, its weird how the town wasnt covered in much debris before you moved in, but when the player decides to not do anything, suddenly debris covers the entire town
Realistically, staying inside all day for a millenium would have the same effect as not even being on the farm at all
The "s" in the word "debris" is silent. dəˈbrē
what a cool video!!! very fun to watch and extremely entertaining! keep up the good work 🫶
12:16 you gave me hope…
To be fair to Hailey (even though I don't like her), other spouses will also do things to decorate the house as well. In 14 years Alex has brought in multiple items and changed 3 floors and 2 walls, so far, and I never ignore him.
Your house is humongous! Is that new since 1.6? I've been playing 1.5 and the house is so much smaller than that, even fully upgraded.
Imagine spending 26 days making a video, bah, 26 days without editing, just the preparation and having rubs glasses and checks less than 10k views. I really hope both you and this video blows up, because that's incredible. Congratulations on your patience and… i don't know, congratulations to the voices in your head that made you record this insanity.
Oh my god, I was just watching your video until I saw you using my Seasonal Vanilla UI mod ( 1:34 ) I never thought I'd go so far as to see it in a YouTube video.
Thanks for using it!
Poor Hailey and becky lol
Loved this man, remember us when your famous bro.
Great video!! So glad yt is recommending me small channels
Is the unofficial game speed mod update you made available on nexus or any other mod websites? I'd like to use it on my own saves!
The s in debris is silent. It's also not a pluralizing noun, so all verbs would have singular agreement.
13:28 We found a few issues let us just engage the Self Destruct Mechanism 🙂
The mod you developed seems interesting. I've used a similar mod to beat Junimo Kart progress mode in 2x and 3x speed back in 1.5. I've wanted to try beating Junimo Kart in 4x speed with the 1.6 nerfs for a while now, but the mod doesn't work in 1.6 and I haven't been able to find any working replacement. Could you provide a link to the mod? Thanks.
Raw, unfiltered Stardew Valley nonsense in its purest form. Excellent.
I wonder what would happen if you did the same thing, but from a fresh save. Would the debris, lightning, and trees duke it out for control? A timelapse of the outside of the farm would be fascinating! I wonder how many meteors would end up on the farm at the end, if they even could land.
Why does everybody look so weird
AND THE CROWD IS🔥-…Wait, where’s the crowd😭