Stardew valley PT 2
Buzz my mouth part 10 dead. Yes. Let’s go. Let’s go, chat. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. VOD viewers. Goodbye. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. We’re so back, baby. Let’s go. Yeah. Oh, guys, I just got a notification, guys. Tanner Dicks went live. Let’s go. Let’s go. All right, guys. Hold on. We’re back. Hold on. Give me one second. Just the audio real quick. Hey. Yes, sir. Come back. No. Come back. No. No. Come back. Please. Please. I’m turn my heater off. I’m about to get warm. Hello. Why did my Wi-Fi just drop randomly for no reason? Hold on. That’s funny. That’s funny. Ah, the cut. That’s funny. That’s funny. Sorry. I’m sitting here like, “We’re back. We’re back.” And then it jumps to No. No. Come back. That’s funny as hell. All right, chat. This is great news. Are you guys ready? Are you guys ready? Stardew Valley part two. This is not a chill stream. What if I Hold on. Now listen up, chatters, and listen up. Well, I wonder what if because I’ve had a problem with the buttons being inverted. What if I just turn off the swap button thing? Like what if I turn it off? Will it then be good? Okay. Okay. Anyway, I’m used to Nintendo controller, right? I’m used to a Nintendo controller. So, I’m wondering if I turn off the Nintendo button layout, will that swap the buttons for Stardew Valley? And if not, I’ll cry and end stream. But if it does, it’s great. That’s fantastic news. Let’s see, chat. Let’s see, chat. Hold on. Bear with me, chat. Bear with me. Hold on. Got to wait for it to be detected. Okay. Okay. Why is the auto not working? I’m I fixed it. I fixed the audio chat. You’re welcome. The audio is back. Okay. Yeah, it should be fine. Everything should be fine. Okay. We’re good. We’re good, Chad. Everything should be good. Everything should be within working order. This is fantastic news. Now, I got to test to see if the buttons are inverted or not. And if they’re not. Anyway, wait. What? This farm is going to be huge. It’s going to be huge. It’s going to be the greatest farm you’ve ever seen. One of the best. Truly. Truly. Welcome back to the chat. Holy moly. If you last stream, we got we got the funny seed. We got to go talk to Gunther. Gunter. Gun. What’s his name? Wait, how? Wait, I’ve I’ve talked to him before. Is he not on this list? That’s hilarious. We got to talk to the funny museum guy. People could tell me we people keep telling me we love this farm. This farm has great potential. It’s beautiful. The farm I mean, you’ve seen it. I mean, people tell me this farm’s huge and it’s it’s going to it’s going to look great. It’s going to look fantastic, but we got to put in some work. It’s it’s it’s in stay in disrepair. Yeah, let’s take our time getting that museum, you know, take a nice stroll across the bridge. Enjoy the scenery. Oh, this might be a high energy stream. Okay, I think I fixed the buttons, by the way, which is going to be a little annoying cuz I got I kind of got used to the other one. So, now I got to get back used to the Thanks. That’s a pretty good impression. Eggs. What a romantic one. I know. Cherry blossoms falling. Nice little bridge with a river. What a day. All right, now it should be open. They’re open seven days a week, but you know, they should be open now. Hello, Gunther. I have one thing for you. I’m not giving you my jade, but I will give you this because I need what you give me. Give it to me. Come on. Oh yeah, baby. Oh yeah, baby. Now we got to be oh so careful with this. Let me do a little bit of research. I’m doing the play the play the hacker music as I type in to the wiki. Um, pots. Yeah, that’s okay. That’s what I’m looking for. Okay, Evelyn cut after complete the greenhouse. Oh, I need a greenhouse first. Okay, so so defeat. Okay, so things so it’s useless. So it’s useless. So it’s useless then. So it’s so I can’t even I Okay. So, okay. So, I don’t appreciate that at all. So, okay. because I’m afraid to grow it outside because it might be destroyed. But I need the seeds cuz sometimes crops get destroyed from like weather’s and and Oh, I don’t have a scarecrow either. But I can make a scarecrow. I can make a scarecrow. But I’m I’m concerned. It’s like I’m just worried about Oh, yeah. The buttons are back, by the way. Oh, the buttons the buttons are no longer inverted. This is fantastic news. I don’t know why that was the case. Maybe maybe maybe for some reason Stardw Valley can recognize that this is a Switch controller and since since Steam decided to invert the buttons even though Stard Valley knew the buttons were inverted, they inverted it again. So they were wrong. Maybe that’s what was happening. But the buttons are correct now which is great. How long does it take to grow? 28 days. It takes 28 days. You’re playing with invert. Yeah. So, I have a Nintendo Switch Pro controller, so the buttons are are backwards. Like, compared to an Xbox controller, they’re backwards. Um, and so when I plugged it into my computer, it’s kind of acting like an Xbox controller. So, I went to Steam and inverted it to switch buttons, but for some reason, that made them wrong. So, when I when I unselected that, it made them right now. So, they’re correct. And they’re they’re the switch orientated buttons. I don’t know why. I don’t I don’t I don’t know. I don’t know why. I don’t know why, but they’re good now. But yeah, the agency takes 28 days to grow, but it can go throughout seasons. It it can it can last throughout seasons. So like spring, summer, and fall, it’ll still live. So it’ll grow through those seasons, but but it takes 28 days to grow and it if if something happens, if if I if I miscalculate my my scarecrow, if a thunderstorm comes and strikes that plant down, it’s gone and I lose that seed forever. in the greenhouse. It’s guaranteed safety. I don’t know what to do because I need these seeds now to be rich. Rich rich beyond my wildest dreams. And I don’t know what to do. Oh, she’s going to get wiped. It’s truly And that’s what I’m frightened of. I’m frightened about it just getting destroyed randomly without warning, which is something that could happen. And that’s that’s crazy, but that’s something that can 100% happen. And I hope it doesn’t. All right. Now that pier is open, I need to buy was it was green beans, potatoes, and cauliflower, and turnip, right? Oh, yeah. Parsnip, green bean, cauliflower, potato. Okay. And I’m going to buy four things of her. Fertilizer, parsnip, green. Uh oh, I’m in full. Okay. Well, well, I don’t need this. No, I don’t need this. I don’t need this. I’ll be back. I’ll be back. Pier, don’t close shop or I will just I will just end the stream. I’m going to try and grow it cuz like I mean by by the 7th of summer it should be with fertilizer. Actually, I should get some fertilizer. I should First things first, I need a scarecrow. I’m not even going to I’m not even going to think about growing without a scarecrow. I need a scarecrow. So, I need one of these, some of this, some of this. What? Okay, let’s see what we got going on here. Is that not it? Oh, it’s fiber, not wood. My bad. It’s weeds. Hello, scarecrow. This reminds me of that one episode of Doctor Who. You guys ever watched Doctor? Yeah. Anyway, hello. Okay. All right, we got our ancient seed down and it’s protected by the scarecrow chat. If we lose the ancient seed, I’m never playing Stardw Valley again. If that seed doesn’t grow, if we don’t get a single fruit from that seed, I’m never playing Stardw Valley again. It’s going to be ridiculous. Like, are we serious? You know, are we are we for real? If that seed I’m warning you now, if that seed doesn’t grow to maturity and we don’t get a fruit from it, I’m never put this. All right. You sell fertilizer, don’t you, dog? What the What? What’s a dehydrator? Place five pieces of fruit or edible mushrooms to dry them, dog. Okay. I don’t I don’t understand any of this new [ __ ] bro. This is I don’t understand. Okay. Thanks, Pier. Um I’m broke. I have $50. Oh my god. I’m so poor. I’m so poor. I can’t even get fertilizer. Can I make fertilizer? Oh, I’m so No, that’s the wrong fertilizer. I’m so poor. I would love for you to go to bed and find this. What the hell? I wake up and it’s gone. I will I will close the I will uninstall. I will uninstall. All right. The ancient seed is right up against the the scarecrow, so hopefully it doesn’t get destroyed. Um h now I’m dirt poor. I’m dirt poor. I’m What’s my fishing at? It’s only at one. Wow. Okay. Insane. Um I think I think I should go fishing. I think I should raise my fishing level. Speaking of Speaking of fishing, chat, you know what I’ve discovered? I after after the last stream, I went and Do I have money? I went and I looked up catching the legend year one. Someone caught the legend within three days. Huh? I don’t I don’t know. But what one thing I do know is that the legend uh you need you need to be level 10 fishing to catch it. So, within the first three days of the game, they got to level 10 fishing, which is crazy because you can’t even fish on the first day. You don’t you you don’t get a fishing rod till day two. So, they got to level 10 fishing in two days and caught the legend, the hardest fish to catch in the game, you know? Good for them, I guess. But like, jeez Louise. Here we go. L fishing. L fishing. That was a terrible That was a terrible catch. I did so bad. Oh my gosh. It’s like I’ve never fished in my entire life before. Like what was that? Oh, right. Okay. It must not take that long then if you have uh frame perfect gameplay. Yeah. So, what he did was he went straight to the ocean, got the fishing rod, and spent the entire day fishing, got it to like level five or something, and then got it to level seven, ate some food to increase it to 10, and then caught the legend. And I’m like, what? What? I could never. Me personally now, I don’t think I am probably not going to catch the legendary one. That would that would mean I have to dedicate every second of the day to fishing just to get myself to that level. And I just I have no intentions of doing so. Boom. But I could I could probably get to level two if I just fisher all day by by midnight. I could be level two. For sure. For sure. All right. Not if that happens. We have to take care of the seed. That’s so true though. The agent seed is the first priority. I also need to uh Oh, I need to do the mines. I need to go through the mines because I need a gold. I need a gold bar. Wait, I don’t go through the mines. I can just fish. I can fish, sell the fish, get money, buy gold ore, and then make a gold bar to get What is it? The mine? That’s mine carts, though. Well, I’m trying to think of the cryium. No, you need the money for the crystal. I’m I don’t know how to play the game. The crystalarium is you you buy it from the vault. I forgot about that. If I’m if I’m correct. I don’t remember. I know it’s in a bundle somewhere, but I don’t know which bundle. I’m pretty sure it’s the vault. So, we just need a lot of money. If I recall, you need a total of like 42,000 gold to complete the uh the bund the the vaults. But I don’t have the vault unlocked. I have the pantry the storage room, crafts room. Okay. And then um I think the the the fish tank. All right. Yeah. Anyway, W fishing. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Chat L fishing. You know something crazy, chat? In the last stream I did on on the first of the month. In the last stream I did, I was talking about GTA 6 and how I’m like GTA 6 is, you know, it’s gonna people are afraid to drop new games this year because GTA 6 is coming out. And literally the day after I like like with within hours of me ending stream, GTA 6 got delayed. I’m so serious. Within hours of me ending that stream after talking about GTA 6, GTA 6 got delayed. This is crazy, chat. I accidentally summoned that into existence. That was crazy. Holy moly. Who would have who they’re listening to me? Rockstar watched my stream specifically and were like, “Oh, hell no.” And delayed it. Uh, they also apparently just dropped a new trailer that I didn’t watch because I don’t really care. All right, seven more hours of fishing, chat. Seven more in-game hours of fishing. I turned on stream at 7 uh the next day, literally eight hours later, and they were talking about they they my my aura was too strong that Rockstar Gaming was like, “We got to stop this and delay. They my aura was too powerful for them and they delayed the game. Can we get a perfect fish, please?” What? That was perfect. Oh, I Okay, it was but it wasn’t my screen small. Couldn’t What’s happening? What? What’s going on? What’s going on? That was a perfect fish. Why is it What? That was a perfect fish. Why is my screen so crapped? Hold on, chat. The screen’s about to get moved around. Don’t be afraid. Don’t be afraid. Wait, hold on. Oh, I should have I shouldn’t have done that. Can I move it back? All I got to do is just make the windows smaller. Can’t I do that? Hold on. Oh, there we go. There we go. See, and that’s all I had to do. I was about to make I was about to make the window bigger, but I’m like, I don’t got to do that. But now the windows cropped out of the screen and I messed up. Wait, it’s almost there, chat. It’s almost there. Work with me. Work with me. Okay, it’s slightly cropped on the right side. And is it cropped? Okay, it’s slightly cropped on the right side and the bottom. Yeah, if I can just do a little bit of adjustment. Boom. Uh, I can’t tell. Is it I can’t tell. I don’t see any black bars on the side on the bottom. So, I think we’re good. We’re good, chat. We’re good, chat. We’re good. That’s good. Okay. And the UI is smaller now, so I can actually I hate the smaller UI, though. Now I can’t see what I’m looking at. All right. Maybe 80 is too small. Let’s go 90 next time. Let’s get a perfect fish, chat. All right. It’s not a perfect fish. All right, that’s all right, chat. This is going to be perfect. Watch this. Hello. About to say, where’ the fish at? Oh, okay. Already ruined. Already ruined. The fish did not want to go up. And so the the perfect is ruined. Okay, I scaled the UI down and it’s still clipping on the screen. So, I guess I do have to increase the size of the window. All right. Yeah, I’ll do it like this. But I still got to increase the size of the window because it’s still being clipped out of clipped out. Let me just real quick. Hold on now. Oh, I made it too big. Chat, hold on. I got this. Fixing it as we speak. Too much on the right side. I got it. Boom. Is that it? A little bit more. All right. Ready? Ready? Boom. Now what? I accidentally opened the Microsoft Windows Store. That’s hilarious. All right, we’re good, chat. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. That should be good. All right, now I should be able to um see if I got perfect or not. Or at least see the top of the fishing bar. If I can’t, I’m devastated. All right. Okay, I can kind of see it. I’ll take it. I hate this [ __ ] I hate I hate this. The window’s too big. I’m I’m I’m going back to what it was. I don’t care, man. Technical difficulties. Thus is the way of a tenor dig stream. You know, you can’t go a single ter dig stream without a little bit of technical difficulties. There’s a little bit of a black bar at the bottom, which or is there? No, it looks good. Wait, wait a minute. Oh, it’s on the right side. Oh, thanks. Thanks, OBS, for telling me where it is. I appreciate you. All right, I’m throwing this thing away. I need to get a copper trash can. In all honesty, that’s the biggest thing. I need a copper trash can cuz if I had a copper trash can, all this like trashing of the fish wouldn’t be the thing. Also, where’s my level up? I’ve been fishing for like all day. I’ve been fishing since noon. It’s 700. Where’s my level up? All right. L perfect run. All right. That was almost perfect. All right. So, ah, here we go. What does a copper trash can do? Okay, so upgrading my trash can means if I got I’m getting the trash. So, if I throw away an item Oh god. Hold on. Hold on. I’m locking in. I’m locking in. If I throw away an item, I get so so every item is has a sale value like a a that’s worth telling me. Every item is a has a sale value. So if you put it in a shipping bin, it it gives you money back. I mean, that’s how that’s how these games work. But with an upgraded trash can, the current trash can, if I throw something away, I just get nothing back. But if I upgrade my trash can, it gives me a percentage of its value. So it’s it’s, you know, I didn’t know that was a thing you could level up. Yeah. So it gives me a percentage of it value back. So instead of So currently if I throw it away, I get nothing. But if I get copper trash, I think it’s like 10%. I get 10% money back if I trash something. So it’s it’s it’s it’s good because if I if I’m I’m throwing away all these fish cuz I don’t have inventory space. But if I had a copper trash can, I get like 10% of it back. So if it’s worth 100 bucks, I get like 10 G, which isn’t much, but it’s better than nothing. And up to Aridium, which is like 60%, something like that. So, I’m about to eat rich tomorrow. We’re going to wake up. We’re going to wake up in a new Bugatti. We’re going to wake up in a new Bugatti. Never mind, chat. We are dirt poor. Oh my. Only 600 gez. chest. Speaking of chest, this is an interesting idea. Chest, you say? How about I don’t think it get thunderstorms in in in spring, so I’m not concerned. But but what we could do is make a chest and then put our fish in that chest. Bear with me, chat. Bear with me, chat. Although, how am I going to carry to the shipping bin? Oh no. So yeah, maybe maybe maybe we should just show everything. Maybe we should just, you know, just sink our entire inventory into this and then just, you know, just go fishing. Maybe maybe that is the plan. I’ll come back for you items. They won’t see me the rest of the day. They didn’t like your fish. Tr I mean, really though, they they truly just did not like my fish. They thought my fish was like it was awful. I’m like, bro, I put my heart and soul into this and you just give me a not even not even not even thou. Like, what’s going on? What’s going on? like this [ __ ] this [ __ ] sucks. Like what the hell? I wonder if it’s Mayor Lewis that collects it. Because if it’s Mayor Lewis that collects it, he’s he’s going to like he’s going to put it down because it’s like don’t don’t give me fish. Mayor Lewis, you have a duty to uphold. You shouldn’t have a say in what I sell or not. Mayor Lewis. All right. W start to the day. All right. Perfect. Okay. It’s It was a max throw. Can we get a perfect run here? No. Okay. Hold on. Boom. What’s this? Uh, stick What’s this? Stick it up myself. Mayor Lewis, please. Hey. Hey, Willie, can you open the shop real quick, bro? I got a I got I got I got a fish. You might like it. Also, I want to buy a fishing rod. A better one. This one stinks. All right. All right, here we go. Can we get a perfect? Yeah, that’s a perfect. I saw it. Gold star status. Perfect. All right, Willie, open the shop up. I’m going to be chilling here waiting. I’m going to I’m going to I’m going to catch this next fish and I’m going come inside. Trust. All right. Never mind. It’s too long. What’s up, Willie? Listen, bro. I got I 1 point 1.6. I’m broke. Okay. So, I can’t afford the fiberglass rod. I need the fiberglass rod cuz the fiberglass rod will allow me to put bait on my on my pole. And if I have bait on my pole, then I catch more fish. All right. With these fish, I’m going to be I’m going to have enough after today’s fishing. All right, never mind. If this keeps up, never mind. After today’s fishing, I’m going to have enough money to net myself a nice backpack and then we can go trekking in the mines. Once we get a better backpack, we can go in the mines, which will be huge. That’s And that’s very important to go to the mines. That’s very important. All right, we are having an L run today. Okay, I would have been so mad if it was another garbage item. I would have been so miss like pissed off, bro. All right, L almost perfect. He evaded me. Too good. One thing I do know, leveling up my fishing increases the size of my fishing bar and it also makes fish like higher like higher level rarity. I’m going for perfect. Nope, never mind. Boom. All right. What did I get? Whoa. Whoa. That’s awesome. And see see what you find. If you go fishing, you could pick up someone’s someone’s and sell it. Hold on. Oh, okay. Hold on. Are there special fishing spots like in Harvest Moon? Um, technically yes. Technically, uh, depends on where you fish, depends on depends on where you fish. It depending on what kind of fish you get. So, ocean fish differ from river fish, which differ from mountain fish, like mountain lake fish. But I don’t know if there’s a special spot there. There is. There is actually there’s two spots in the mine. That’s like two two or three levels in the mines that has fishing. There’s a pond back there, I reckon, that has fishing, but yeah, there’s a couple spots that have um like special fishing. There’s a place in the desert. I mean, I think there’s a bundle designed like it’s literally called special fish, is it? The specialty fish bundle. Yeah. All found at unique locations and under unique conditions. The puffer fish, I think, is just found in the summer of the ocean. So, that’s not special. Um, this this one’s found in the mines. This one’s found in the desert. And this one’s found Let’s catch a fish, chat. Yeah. Let’s not catch a fish then. Let’s just sit here and wait. Let’s just sit here all day. I guess this is this is a thrilling gameplay, honestly. Here we go. Perfect. Boom. I’m that guy. Oh yeah. I don’t care about nothing. Are we going to get level three fishing today, chat? Do you think we can get level three fishing today? We still got another 12 in-game hours to get it. Boom. Another perfect. We’re on a good run here. Boom. I think we can do level four. You’re so right. You’re so right. We got to get level four. Oh, I’ll run. Okay. I’m I’m I’m such a great fisherman. Look at how good of a fishing I’m doing. This is taking a while. All right, we’re good. What did I get? I’m getting so much bait. I’m pretty sure I can get an H ancient seed from fishing. And but I got to be a certain level. All right. I haven’t even got level three yet. I mean, I’m doing I’m doing abysmal work. I haven’t even gotten to level three yet. Sure is taking a while. Okay. Do I have any fish for the bundles? Okay. I have one fish for a bundle. I have a sardine. Okay. I guess I’m giving up my sardine for the bundle. If I catch one more seaweed, I’m I’m done fishing for the day. That’s level three, baby. The fish are just being crusty today. All right. Okay. So, that’s I don’t think I need the coal. I’ll get rid of the coal. The geode is good, though. I can crack the geode open, get some gemstones, put it in Gunther, and then he’ll be like, “Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.” And I’m like, “You’re welcome.” So, the geode is good. The tail’s also good. Same thing with Gunther’s like give it to Gunther’s like thank you. Thank you. All right. L. All right. We’re good. We caught it. Oh, a no star one. All right. You’re getting you’re getting trash immediately. No hesitation immed. Okay. Can we get a perfect fish here? Can we get a perfect fish here? L L Oh my god, I’m Oh, that would have been a perfect run. Max. Oh, and you’re not even any star. Yeah, you’re in trash. Willie, I have a request. Can you take all of my fish? Thank you, sir. Thank you. Can I buy a fish, Willie? Willie, you’re breaking my heart here, man. I mean, at least we’re more rich now than we were when we started stream, right? I’m going getting out of here. I’m leaving. Oh my gosh. Okay, we’re going to go to the blacksmith. We’re going to Hello. Do you mind, sir? We’re going to go to the blacksmith. We’re going to crack open the geode. Then, we’re going to go talk to to to Gunter and he’s going to take our our our things. Not the diamond, though. I’m going to keep the diamond for duplication. Hello, sir. Oh, thank you. What? What? These are ores. What’s going on? What’s going on? WW W uh added decoration, I guess. What? He’s just got copper and gold ores sitting on his shelf. All right, man. To each their own, I guess. Here, take this. I don’t want this. And take this, bro. You can have this one as well. You’re welcome, sir. But you can’t have my diamond. It’s mine. All right. No more fishing. Oops. I sold the sardine. Oh, dang. I meant to give that to the the bundle. Accidentally sold it. Rats. Oh, well, that’s fine. tomorrow. No fishing. We’re going to the mines tomorrow. I don’t care. We got to go. We got to go through the mines. We gota We got to explore the mines. It’s something that must be done. Can I make a furnace or am I not there yet? I’m not there yet. All right. All right. Well, I guess I’m not there yet. Well, we got to go through the mines tomorrow. It must be done. I don’t want to. I’ve been yearning for the mines. As a child, I yearn for the mines. I can’t believe Bro said that in the official Minecraft movie. What’s your favorite activity? Mining. I guess I really do yearn for the mines. Although, fishing ain’t bad. Or farming. I mean, farming ain’t bad, but like farming. Farming is pretty automated late game. So, like late game, like mining is the only exciting thing to do. Oh, there’s my level three fishing. Oh, crab pots. Oh, that’s awesome. A letter from who? Is this from um Robin? Thanks, Robin. Who else is this? Got some new items in stock. A deluxe fishing pole and some bait that you can attach to it. I don’t like you, Willie. Why weren’t these things available in your shop yesterday when I was there? Yesterday. Yeah, he’s trying to bait me into a fishing for him. No sir, Willie. No, sir. I’m going to I’m going to the mines. I yearn for them. Cave. Hold on. What’s in this cave? All right. Guess we haven’t gone through that yet, have we? Oh, that’s a new thing that I don’t care about. Sorry, Chad. I was readjusting on my chair. I had to mute the mic otherwise you would have heard my chair squeaking around. All right. It’s just this position. I’m I’m gonna readjust. Give me once. All right. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. All right. I have I have yet to go through anything down here. Okay. Oh, there we go. I got copper ore, which means I can I’m going to wake up tomorrow and then the the smith guy, I don’t know his name. Clint, he’s going to be like, “Hey, you know you can make a furnace, right?” And he’s going to give me the furnace recipe. I just wanted to send five levels. I don’t care about anything else. Five levels will be satisfying enough for me. Do you mind? Do you [ __ ] mind? All right, you’re dead. Die. Come on. Die. Be a Be a Be a What the Do you mind? Damn. Oh, a crab. Hello. There we go. I can use this crab for the bundle. Bugs. Boom. Slimes. You mind, sir? Or madam? an amethyst. Thank you very much. No, sir. No, sir. No, sir. I don’t I don’t believe in it. Oh, a cave carrot. That’s great. That will allow me to get further. Okay. I love it when the ladder is already present. I love when I’m mining for the ladder, but the ladder is already present. I just haven’t gone far enough in. I needed to send one more level. It’s level five. And then I’ll be able to uh checkpoint. That’ll be checkpoint. Quartz. I’m actually going to hold on. I’m I was I was thinking what to do with the quartz. I’m actually going to hold on to it. I’m pretty sure it’s needed for a bundle, though I don’t recall correctly. There’s the stairs. Boom. Level five. We did it. What? Deeper. Reach level 40. Oh my goodness gracious. Do you mind, sir? Hey. All right, that’s it. You’re going to die now. He’s dead. I killed him. All right. Oh. Well, give me one second. I’m going to open these barrels. All right. Can we reach level 10? That’s that’s what I want to do. I want to reach level 10. You mind? I said, do you mind? Man, these these uh these bugs got no courtesy, bro. These bugs got no courtesy in these mines, bro. I swear. All right, so now we got to mine everything through. Okay. Can’t wait till my ancient seed gets done growing so that I can Holy moly. Oh, great heavens. Do you mind, sir? That’s it. You’re dead. No. No. No. You can’t just hit me and get away with it. You can’t just hit me and get away with it, bro. No. No. No one’s going to hit me and get away with it. Yeah, he’s he’s dead. Boom. Oh, I should see see I saw it be like the moment I pressed the button. I saw Uh-oh. That’s not right. That’s a crab in it. Oh, thank you, sir. I think I’m going to have to eat my cave carrot. I’m going to see I’m going to walk through and see if I can find the stairs. And if there’s stairs here, then I’m just I should be good to just go down. One thing I’ve noticed is if there’s already stairs present, then you don’t you can’t get stairs from mining. You have to just, you know, so it’s like mining is a waste of time. All right. So, I’m just checking the stairs presents. Do you mind? Do you mind? Do you mind, sir? Do you mind, sir? Thank you. Get out of my face. All right. I’m eating my cave carrot. Fantastic. did not heal enough. So, we got to be careful. We have to get through. It’s like 20. It’s 20 copper ore for one furnace. We’re going to That’s That’s going to suck. That’s going to suck for sure. But once we uh figure out the crystallarium, we’ll um you know, I don’t know what Okay, I don’t know what the deal was, but there I remember me and my buddy was playing and we discovered a glitch with a crystalarium in a jade. And so I’m like, uh this is like a you know how Okay, never mind. Never mind. Okay. So, I’m just going to cry then because I’m out of stamina. You didn’t realize mining uh animation similar to Terraria. Hey, I guess it kind of is. Yeah, from a side view. Yeah, like straight down. Oh, straight down. Yeah, I guess it kind of is. But uh we’re you know we’re we’re going to die if we keep going. So we’re just going to get out of here. We’re just going to get out. We’re too late. We still have a checkpoint level five. So it’s fine. Did I level up my mining? No. Okay. Anyway, time to head home, I guess. Wait, what if I Okay, wait. I should Okay. Oh, what am I doing? Help. Tummy. Feel better. Oh, I should have I should have had a hoe. Well, I’m glad I I’m glad I didn’t bring much because I kind of kind of needed the free space, but you know, all of this is getting pocketed to the chest. I am not selling any of it. The amethyst and the crab will be dealt with later. I’m going to take my hoe. I’m going to I’m going to get that artifact spot. And if it’s if it’s something bad, I’m I’m ending That’s not true. That’s just That’s just false. All right, that’s carrots. Thank you. All right. I mean, I I I guess I guess that’s all right, bro. Terrible. Is there any more artifact spots around here? There’s one right there. Prehistoric tool. What about you? Another another book. Lame. I’m thinking about grabbing my chair. Yeah, I’m think I’m going to go grab my chair and we’re going to go to the quarry. No, no, we’ll save quarry exploration until get the minecarts back up. Once we get the minecarts up, then we’ll do quarry exploration. But until then, we’ll uh we’ll hold off. We’ll postpone if you will because it’s, you know, there’s no way home if you get into the quarry. There’s like no way home. So, it’s like we will uh we’ll postpone. We’ll postpone. Anyway, let me What What are these? Plant in spring takes three days to grow. That’s quick. Three days is quick. Okay, I might just do that cuz that’s money. That’s money. That’s money. I need money. Chat, we’re growing carrots now. We’re growing carrots. Well, almost home then, huh? Hello, my beautiful abode. Here are some carrots. You’re welcome. Who is bro talking to? And then put this away. Grab this. This has been a peaceful day. Yeah, except the Yeah, you know, I don’t know where the music is. I don’t know why the music is just stopped. Why is there no music? You know what I mean? But like was Why is there no music? Music is on. I don’t understand. You slowly go insane talking to your crops. Dang it. Yeah, I have nobody else but me and these crops. When’s the first festive? That’s the real question. Oh, there’s Clint with the furnace. Hi there. Good morning. I noticed that you’ve been breaking some rocks open and finding ore. That’s good. All right. If you want to get the most out of your ores, you find you’ll need a furnace. Thanks. Just make sure. Okay. Oh, you have a spare set of blueprints. I’ll take that. I’ll take that for sure. Bro’s a yapp yappaholic. Oh my goodness gracious. I’m just getting bombarded with custo. Hello Marne. You know she’s sleeping with the mayor. Did you know that chat? She’s have she’s sleeping with the mayor and that’s real. Will I adopt this cat? Dudley. What an ugly ass name. What kind of random names are there? Sibo Tino. Cute. Cutesy. What? Wiki. Why would they Why would I name Why would I What the [ __ ] are we talking about? Why would I name the cat Wiki? Is she the mayor’s wife? No. No, they’re not married. But they Nisso Fasco Joomers Nex Capus Shaabo BB Grumbby uh was what what was that? Oh, come here Wikipedia. That’s what I’m saying. Like, why would I name my cat Wiki? All right, chat. What’s your name of the cat? What’s your name of the cat? Oh, chat. Chat. Chat. What’s your name of the cat? Yeah. What should we uh Yeah. What should we What should we uh get? I was in my harvest moon after food. I just saw Wiki again. The fungus pack uh sack bro preffy what wasper like jasper that’s crazy a gooni okay law hold on what about Um, LA. Wait, L. But it’s it’s L. A. Like Los Angeles. Dump skin. We’ll do LA. Law was funny. We’ll do LA. Well, little LA. It’s like one letter away from being lad. Oh, it should have been lad. Oh, great heavens. You be a good kitty now. Why is my chair my my chair is going to break? All right. Anyway, oops. Yeah, little little uh um slay 10 slimes. I got you 75 stones for 1,000 gold. For 1,000 gold. Is it fresh? Is it fresh? Wait. Okay. What? Lad would have been good. Yeah, little lad. Oh no. What? What is forest magic? I’m so confused. What’s going on? What was uh Robin’s letter? Build a well. Oh. Oh no. Not okay. I read that wrong. She’s not giving me 1,000 gold for 75. She’s saying bring 75 and 1,000 and then she’ll build me a well. I don’t need a well, Robin. I’ve never built a well once in my life. I have a watering hole right here. If anything, I’ll make a fish pond because those are OP. Well, I’m literally just waiting on these crops. You know what? What if I skip this day? What if I just sleep and and and wake up to I’m just kidding. I’m going to donate this to the museum. No, to the U bundle. And then I’ll hope I’ll hope and pray I’ll hope and pray that it um that it unlocks more. But I don’t think it does. I I think I think you got to complete a bundle to unlock the next one, which is annoying cuz like how am I supposed to breeze through these bundles if you’re not giving me the bundles? You know what I mean? But whatever. Here I have a crab pot. Crab bundle. Crab bundle. Pot crab dried cocaine. Nope. All right. Thanks. Thanks for the uh thanks for opening up for me. You a guru. [ __ ] sucks. All right. Wow. All right. That’s not happening anytime soon. What about down here? Anything Anything going on for me down here? That one is like the only one I can do. But the hardwood’s going to be difficult to get. I need to upgrade my axe, which I guess I could do if I do some mining. Oh, if I went to do Oh, jeez louise. If I went on a mining expedition and I got enough copper, I could get that axe and I could get hardwood. So, I guess until the crops are grown, we’re going mining. Oh. Oh, I wish I had my hoe on me. I could have gotten that artifact spot. It’s not a big deal. That was probably lame anyway. All right. To the mines. We Why does the music just not play chat? Chat, what’s going on? It’s all right. Level five of the mines. I don’t even know. I I don’t know what the daily luck is. The daily luck is very important. It determines um Did I water my crops? I don’t even know if I water my crops. Hold on. Daily luck is important for the mines. It determines how common the stairs are going to be. It determines how common ore nodes are going to be. You water them. Thank you, chat. I appreciate it. Okay, that’s one slime. I got to kill 10 slimes for the initiation. Boom. That’s two slimes. Fantastic news. All right, chat. I think I might be in a bit of a pickle here. I think I think the luck is not so great, chat. I’m going to be honest. I think the luck is not so great. We’ll check when we get home, but I don’t think the luck’s going to be Yeah. Whoa. I opened a note and I only got one copper. Oh, hello. All right, I’m being attacked. Got his ass. There’s two of them. All right. His brother’s here for revenge. Got him. This guy can’t die. I’m an adventure at heart. They should have just seen me and let me in that guild immediately. I’m going to venture at heart. Okay, two ore nodes back to back and I only got two ores. All right, chat. I’m I’m going to say it. I think the luck is not turning out that good today. If I don’t make it to level 10, then I’ll know why. Oh my gosh. All right, Topaz. All right. Goodbye. Here we are. Hello, sir. Goodbye, sir. Got to look around for the staircase just in case cuz if there is stairs around here, you know. Hello. He’s dead. Oh, a topaz. Okay, so I can sell the topaz and I can put it in the uh the museum money. Okay, bro is not slick. Who else saw that guy move? Die. Come on, die. Die. There we go. Thank you. A cherry bomb. Place it right here. Run away. Well, that saved me some energy, I guess. All right, this is terrible. That crab was rethinking his decision. And and that’s real. And that’s and that’s anybody that encounters me. They they they encounter me and they’re like, “Oh.” And then they rethink their decision. No, bro. Almost touched me. Oh, I almost said can’t touch this, but as I was going to say it, he touched me. So, I guess he could touch this. Holy moly. I’m getting like No. Oh, cave characters is hilarious. Whoa. Leprechaun boots. I don’t think that’s what those are. They’re just green. They’re rubber boots. All right. Well, I was just offensive for no reason. They’re boots nonetheless, you know. Wait, is it what? What? Stone for the bundle and wood for the bundle. Yeah, I thought. Okay. Strange. Hello. Do you mind? Oh, you’re dead. You’re dead. Quit trying to jump. It’s your downfall. Hello, Mr. Slime. You’re dead now. My feet are green. This is annoying. My feet are green, bro. What the [ __ ] Stop. Broke got to sneak up on me, bro. I’m about to check my mission statement. He came up and almost touched me. He was trying to touch me. I’m going to kill the slime cuz I need to wait. These are these are the last two slimes. Stop touching me. Boom. Initiation completed and then enter the adventurers guild. I got you. Descension. What are we getting here? Leather boots. Is this worse than what I have or is this better than I have? Let me check. It’s only one immunity. This gives me defense. I’ll be taking these chat. My feet are no longer green. This is great news. And okay, my feet are no longer green, but the environment sure as hell is. Do you mind, sir? Oh, stairs. Goodbye. All right. What the [ __ ] I ain’t never seen no bat looking like that before. I ain’t never seen no bat looking like that before, bro. These levels are annoying, but I mean, they save me on energy, I guess, if I’m good at fighting. I’m which I’m I guess I’m not. Oh my gosh. You’re dead, sir. Okay. L dodge. L block. What? Where is all the other monsters? I’m just fighting this one bat. Is it Is that it? This is a backpack. This is stairs. What? What am I fighting for? What am I fighting this bat for? A bug. A bug. Get out of here, bug. Get out of here, bug. I killed the bat. I’m taking the bat wings. Um, take these. Yeah. Okay. Goodbye. All right. Goodbye. Goodbye. Well, that was weird. Chat, don’t know what that was about. Hello, sir. Do you mind? Thank you, sir. I said, do you mind? I said, do you mind? God damn. I said bombing. You’re getting bombed. Oh, great. And my fighting just went up. This is great news. Wish my mining would. I’m sitting here mining my heart away. And it’s not. It’s still level one. Oh, I should have placed the bomb here. So, I’ve got more rocks. How annoying. Okay, there we go. One more. One more descent and I’m good. Thank you. Quartz is awesome. I need quartz to make glass. I also need it for a bundle, I think. I think it’s used for a bundle, but I also need to make um uh for the for the museum, I think. Great. Help me. I might die. Just kidding. I’ll never die. Do you guys see that skill? Boom. And I killed him. Please give me a descent. Please give me down. Please let me go down. I need to go down. I’m literally one floor away. Come on. Give me the elevator, please. I need it. Please. Please. Please. It’s going on too long now. All right, sir. Got him. All right. What’s next? Come on. There we go. Oh, the elevator. Oh, I’m good. I’m good. I got it. Oh, thank thank goodness. And you know what? Is that an ancient seed? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? When did I get that? When did I get that? Oh my god. When did I pick up another ancient? Okay, so I have a backup then. Let’s go, chat. Two in a row. What is this? Like what? What? Ah, what what is this pattern that’s happening here? What is this pattern that’s happening here? All right. What’s good? I’m here. Item recovery is here. I don’t even know what I lost. I know I lost some things last time, but I don’t even know what it was. What have I Oh, the spring seeds for a thousand. I don’t even know if they’re going to give me that much money when I’m Oh, you know, I don’t even know if they’re going to give me that much money. A femur. Why would I buy a femur, bro? I mean, it does more damage when I’m holding it. Got more speed, but I’m pretty sure I’m about to get a new weapon anyways. I don’t know about that one. I don’t know about all that. Rings. Rings. Rings. Anyway, how did I Okay, what is this? What is this pattern that’s going on here, bro? It’s two streams in a row that I’ve gotten an agent seed. If I get an agent seed next stream, I don’t even know, bro. I’m about to say I’m canceling the series. Good luck is too much. But like for like what the hell twice in a row it like back to back seeds back to back. What’s happening realistically? WC seed luck. And that’s real. And that’s real. Like so now I have a backup. I’m not gonna grow this one. I’m gonna keep this one in a chest locked away to chest forever. All right. I’m not gonna I’m not gonna grow I’m not even gonna think about growing this one because, you know, I already have one on the farm. You know, I already have one on the farm. In case that one gets destroyed, I now have a backup. This is crazy. All right. Um, the game won’t give you levels, but it’ll give you That’s what I’m saying. Like they won’t level me up, but they’ll give me things to like make me rich. Like, what’s going on? All right, tomorrow I need to break open these geodess. Put this Put these three in the museum and then water my plants, I think. Okay. And my plants are water, but I got to water them tomorrow. Hello, L. Good night, L. See you tomorrow. Anyway, here we are. Boom. My parsnips has grown. This is fantastic news. You lost your axe. 250. I know exactly where it is. Unless they moved it in 1.6. I know exactly where the axe is. Parsnip grown taken. Ancient seed is um looking fine as always, I think. Um, you know, I’m going to put the par snip in here cuz I’m I’m not going to sell it. I didn’t get the parsnip to sell it. I got the parsnip for the funny um the funny uh whatchamacallit the funny the funny the bundle cuz if I complete that bundle which I need to buy more parsnips I need I need I need like five gold star parsnips. So I need to get a bunch of parsnips otherwise I’m going have to wait till the I’m going wait a whole year. Also, when’s the festival by the I was just sitting here thinking like we haven’t had our first festival, the egg festival. I’m going to crush some children’s dreams in this festival. Genuinely though, like these kids are like, “Oh, Easter egg hunt. I can’t wait to do the Easter egg hunt. I’m going to hunt so many eggs and I’m just going to come in and get like 20 on my first go and they’re all going to start crying.” So, you know what I mean? I mean, like I can’t wait for that to happen. Isn’t Yeah, there it is. But I say, “Isn’t the axe around here?” Boom. Beautiful work. And now I got to give it to Robin. That’s 250 money right there instantly. No hesitation. Um, what’s my highest um skill? Is it It’s fishing, right? Yeah. Lame. Lame. So, now I have about If I Once I turn this in, I’ll have about 600. I have about 600 1,600 um G’s, which is not enough to get a new backpack. But I mean, that ain’t bad. You know what I mean? That ain’t bad. 1,600 G’s ain’t bad. But, you know, it’s not enough. Uh, but first, I’m going to I’m going to I’m gonna I’m gonna I’m gonna go to the blacksmith. Oh, I can’t. Can I? No, because I got to sit here. I got to sit here and wait for him to open for the next 20 in-game minutes. So, chat, we’re balling. You know, I mean, we’re broke. Listen, I’m doing the rags to riches challenge. I No, I’m not. I’m doing the rags to riches challenge. It started. We’re dirt poor right now, but I’m about to be rich in this this time next in-game year. I’m about to be balling. I’m about to have racks on racks. I go from rags to riches. And I mean that. I’m standing on it. You’ll see. You’ll see. I’m going to I’m going to listen. And if it flops, I’m making a short about it cuz it’s funny. I I I just sat here talked for the whole in game. I didn’t realize the time had passed. All right. Anyway, what we got? Coal. All right. I’m ending my life. No, I’m not. No, I’m not. In game. In the game. In the game. In the game. Oh my goodness gracious, bro. Challenge noted. For real though. For real though. I don’t have inventory room. Oh, I’m about to Yeah, but because you gave me clay, good sir. It’s cuz you gave me clay. All right. Well, now that’s gone. I should have inventory room for sure. Process my geodess, dog. Look at all of these donations. Oh, that one can be sold. Do you want to, sir? Do you want Do you want Do you want something? Cuz this is not I already gave it to Gunther. Good sir, you can have it. Oh, I just I just realized I lost a bunch of money opening those geodess. So, I guess I will not have 1,600. I’ll have 1,500. Not even that. But it’s okay because I’m about to get rewards. Hello. Hello, sir. Help. Help me. Help me. Help. Help me. Anyway. Oh, two new rewards. Don’t mind if I do. Don’t mind if I do. What do you got for me? Oh, cauliflower seeds for free. That’s my boy. That’s my dog. Cauliflower seeds for real. I’m for real going from rags to riches. They take the longest to grow, but they give the most money. Hello, Alex. Goodbye, Alex. I hate that guy. He’s ugly. I was just mean for no reason. What’s the quest? A potato. I don’t know why I accepted that. I can’t get a potato in time. I guess I’ll have to buy I’m going to buy 20. How do I make fertilizer? Is it just sap? Basic fertilizer. Yeah, it’s just sap. Okay, that’s great. That’s actually fantastic news. So then I’m going to I’m going to put the the parsnips in the ground, give it basic fertilizer, and hopefully five of them are gold status. If not, I’m I’m deleting the save file. So, wait, I could sell these. What am I doing? I’ve been walking past these my whole life. I could pick them up and sell them. What’s going on, realistically? All right. How did How did Robin lose her ax? I think what happened is she was mining some trees down and she had forgotten about it. Here you go. Thank you for the money, dog. I need it. I need it. Thank you so much. You a G for. All right. Now that that’s taken care of, I think what I could do. Uh I don’t know. Money. No. Listen. I’m going to be rich. I’m going to this time next year. I’m going to be rich. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. This this time next year, I’m going to be balling. I don’t need it, but I want it. Oh god. Instant satisfaction versus delayed gratification. Bro is not Sunzu. Like he’s not he’s not uh you know po What’s going on? Why is he bro just posted up and started spouting some [ __ ] What’s going on? Instant gr instant satisfaction versus delayed gratification. Now, I do I am aware of the scarecrow’s range, and I’m pretty sure those crops are within it, though. I I can’t I’m not going to say for certain cuz I don’t know. It’s eight. He has a range of like eight, but it’s like a like a circle for some reason. Even though this is even though this is this is like cubish, it’s a circle. So, and that’s nine across and it’s three on one side, one in the middle, four. So, it’s five to one side. Okay. So, it’s five up to here. Okay. So, it’s Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Now, I need to make 20 fertilizer for the parsnips. Let me grab that real quick. 20 * 240. I need 40 sap. Oh, beautiful. Oh, that’s too much. All right. Great news. All right. Let’s craft the 40 sap. 20 sap. Sorry. 20 20. Okay. All right. What’s happening? I’m just hoping that I get enough gold parsnips. If I need five gold tier parsnips and with five gold tier parsnips, I get the funky um that’s good for the bundle. I need that for the bundle cuz that saves me a lot of bundle time cuz otherwise I got to wait till the entire next year. When is the f I I forgot to check. When is the freaking festival? I’ve gotten no letters. I I don’t know. I mean, is it the 13th? Is it the 13th? Is it the 14th? Is it Is it Sunday the 14th? That would make sense, actually. Being Sunday the 14th would make sense. All right, that’s all done. I’m going to go forging. I’m going to go get some some wild radishes, some leaks, some um um denelions, some daffodils. I’m going to get all that. I’m going to get all that. And then I’m going to be selling it. I’m going to be rich. I’m I’m going to I’m going to I’m going to I’m doing the rags to riches. What are we talking about? I don’t care. It stinks. He’s flying. What’s going on? Anyway, forging level about to go up. What’s my for is one. Forging is one. Oh, forging is two. That’s awesome. What’s about to be three? Forging level about to be three. What’s up, Jasmine? Jazz probably short for Jasmine. Anyway, is the hat salesman not open yet? What’s going on? Realist. I’m just like, you know what I mean? I’m just like, uhoh. Wait. Stop. Stop. WiFi lag. Anyway, chat, we’re good. We’re um Are we good? What’s happening, chat? Okay, we’re good. I We’re good. I reckon we’re good. Sorry about that, chat. It is a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a Wi-Fi issue on my part. Oop, I just opened chat by accident. Okay, in-game chat. All right. A little bit of Wi-Fi and lag on my part, chat. It’s all right, though. It’s all right, though. It’s all right, though. Is there like no forgeables? This game sucks. This game sucks. There’s like no forgeables anywhere on the ground. What’s going on? I should have sold that radish earlier. Oh my gosh. Oh my goodness gracious. There’s nothing here. Okay, we found something. This is great news, chat. This is actually huge. Is there anything else? Is there anything else? I’ll take anything. I’ll take anything. I promise you I will. I’ll take anything. Come on. I just need something to sell. I’m broke. I’m dirt poor. I have a,000 G’s. I’m not used to this broke lifestyle, bro. I’m not used to being I’m used to being able to walk in the store and buying anything without looking at the price tag. You know what I mean? No. I’m not used to this broke I’m not used to this broke [ __ ] bro. This shit’s hard. I mean, I I’m not used to poverty, man. In game, of course. In game, of course. All right. I mean, I’m getting Okay. Oh, a silver. Okay, we got a silver starred wild horseradish. We are up in the world, chat. We’re up in the world. This is great. Oh, another Okay. And that wasn’t silver star and I’m closing the game because of it. That’s not happening. I’m just kidding. I will I will sell that piece of fiber. I will. I’m I’m I’m Could I complete the crab pot? I I just need a single crab pot and I could probably complete the crab pot bundle within a week with one crab pot. I probably could. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. One thing that’s interesting, I don’t know if they’ve changed it, but I I I remember you it’s it’s possible to complete the crapot bundle without a crab pot because all of these things spawn naturally on the beach. So, you don’t need a crab pot. Although, the crab pot makes it easier for sure. Sleep time. Sleep. It’s only 5 in the afternoon. Yeah, I don’t care. What are we talking about? 300 G’s. Oh, that’s I’m chat. How am I supposed to go from rags to ridges with only 300 G’s to my name? The book seller’s in town. Who the [ __ ] is the book seller? Sorry, the egg festival tomorrow. I’m looking this up cuz who the [ __ ] is the book seller? Who does this man think that he is? Who does this man think that he is? Book seller. Who does this man think that he is? I ain’t never heard of this man in my life. What’s his history? 1.6. Yep, he’s a 1.6 guy. I’ve never heard this man in my life. The book seller is a shop that sells books. It appears twice every season. Twice every season on random dates marked by a balloon on the calendar. Okay. Okay. So, what the That’s what the balloon on the calendar means, chat. We’re locked in. We’re locked in. The shop sounds a random assortment of books each time. Okay. I don’t I don’t care about books. What What do I care about books for? What are these books for? Is this to like Is it to like nuke the the wiki? Like you don’t need to use the wiki, guys. Just buy some books. I have a Wikipedia right here. What are we talking about? Monster Compendium. Friendship 101. Oh, Jack be nimble. Jack be thick. Oh, whoa. Wait. Description. Read this to gain some experience in all skills. Oh, [ __ ] Okay, never mind. These aren’t these don’t give me information. These give me like stat points. Okay. Okay. You see the value? Oh, price cattle. Okay. So, the book seller actually is kind of overpowered, but he pricey. What’s his cheapest book at? What’s his cheapest book priced at? 3,000 G’s. Oh my god. His cheapest book is priced at 3,000 G’s. I am not buying none of this [ __ ] bro. What else he got? He’s got fair He’s got fairy dust. He’s got fairy dust. Yo. Anyway, he sells hardwood, but for how much? 20,000. Game sucks. Okay, I don’t care about the book seller. I don’t care about the book seller. Game mystery box. What? Trading books. Oh, I got it. So, I trade. Oh yeah. So I trade books in return. Okay. This [ __ ] is lame. It’s l book seller. I mean, but we got news. The festival’s tomorrow. My carrots. My carrots. All right, we’re good. I can sell these. All right, we’re good. We’re good, chat. Am I a genuine tweaker? What’s going on? Where is the book seller by the way? Did they even tell me where he’s lo where is he located? Uh book seller is book. He the book seller is located above the Joja Mart. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Above Joja Mart. All right. That’s good to know. Anyway, chat. Okay, I need money for the crystallarium bundle, but I don’t have money. How do I get How do I How do I go from rags to riches, chat? How does one escape poverty? Does anyone know how to escape poverty? Honestly, if people knew how to escape poverty, they would have done it by now. in game. Anyway, um, nothing else is done. This is terrible news. I’m still waiting on these to grow. Uh, what do I do in the meantime? How do I get money? How do I go from rags to riches? The the the fishing is not the way. Fishing ain’t the way. Although, maybe fishing is the way. Maybe I could complete the crab pot bundle. I don’t know, chat. I don’t know. I don’t know. How do I go from rags to riches? I’m pretty sure I could buy a crab pot from Willie, although I don’t know how much it is. Ooh, look. Crapot. That’s part of the crab pot, right? Yeah. All right. Oh, another crab pot piece. That’s hilarious. Is there another one? Cuz that would save me so much time. That’d be three out of five. I mean, I’m currently three out of five. I If I can get another one, that’d be great. Like a muscle or something, you know? I mean, anything. Oh, there’s some carrots. That’s fantastic news. I don’t care. Um, no, I don’t see anything. That’s great. Okay. Well, hey, Willie. Hey, Willie. Oh, I’ll just I’ll just I’ll just wait. I’ll just wait. Oh, the moment I sit down, then you’re going to open the shop. All right. This guy sucks. This guy sucks. Wait for it. Boom. The moment I go to sit down. Thanks, good sir. All right, let’s see. Crapot. I hate being poor. This [ __ ] sucks. This [ __ ] sucks. I’m so broke. I’m so poor. I think the egg festival might be my way out of poverty, but I don’t know. I don’t know. Hello, Pierre. I don’t think a poor man should be buying seeds. I think what I’m going to do. Oh, okay. That’s awesome. So, he tells me where he is. I don’t know. I don’t know what he is. I don’t know. I don’t know. I can’t afford a single one of his books. So, it’s not like I can go talk to him anyway. Crapot bundle. Please. Two. I just I just need two more. chat. You know what’s going to happen? We got to We got to If you remember last stream, we got to implement We got to We got to do the glitch, chat. We We got to do the glitch. I think this is the only way to make money. I think this is the This is like the biggest and only way to make money. We got to We got to do the glitch, chat. I’m sorry, but we we got to do the glitch. It’s got to happen. I’m going to bring my hoe with me. We’re going to get the glitch done. I don’t care. In my mind, this is the only way. This is This is the way. And I And I don’t know how to escape. I think the only the only way to escape is death. But this is the way to make money. This is the only way, chat. We have to do it. Bring the chair. Bring the hoe. Bring a sword. We got to do it. We don’t really have a choice in this matter. Things are rough. Things are very rough right now. Oh my god, my cat is dead. Law. Law. Oh. Oh, me. I thought you were dead. Anyway, chat. Leaks. Horseeradishes, rags, ridges. All right. Horseradish right there. I might as well move in with this guy. I’ I’d save money if I move with this guy. This homeless man. Is he in the tent? Where is this homeless man? Is he in his Is he in his tent? I just put his fire out. Oh, he’s not in here. Oh, great heavens. I’m so sorry, sir. I just put this homeless man’s fire out and now I just feel like a criminal. It’s all right. Oh, there he is. What’s good, dog? Please don’t destroy my tent. Oh, okay. If that’s your concern, we’re good, G. Nothing to worry about here. Anyway, I got to go. What? What’s that? I gotta go. I gotta go. What’s that? I gotta go. I got to go, chat. We’re going now. How do I escape? I have no clue. Don’t ask me. I don’t I don’t know. Can I escape through the elevator? I’m not moving in. Okay. Oh, wait. Okay, that wasn’t my problem. I know how to get back. I just need to know how to get back. You know what I mean? So, the the problem is once I’m on that side of of history, I can’t wait. No, cuz there’s no way. Yeah. The problem is once I’m on that side, I can’t get back out. That’s the issue is once I’m over there, I’m I’m I’m stuck over there. I can’t get back. But I can go right here or hold on right here. And I’m in. So, we’re here. Well, I brought my hoe with me so I can get some carrots, I guess. Look at all this copper, this silver, this gold. I mean, it’s Do you ever wonder what it all really means? And I want That shit’s crazy. I do need a co a copper bar, a silver bar, and a gold bar. All three of those are things that I do in fact need. If I could just acquire them, that’d be fantastic. All right, I know I have enough copper. I just need silver and gold. Oh, my mining went up. Oh, thank God. They’re finally giving me my levels. Boom. Okay, we have enough silver. We have enough gold. I just need some coal to fuel the furnaces. And now I guess while I’m here I can accomplish something. Aquamarine is great. But I I I mean while I’m here I I can go and accomplish something something important, something valuable, but dangerous. If I make it to the end, but if I die, I make it out no matter what. That’s all that matters. We run. We don’t look back. We run. Excuse me, sir. Do you mind? Oh, okay. Okay. We run. And we run. And we don’t look back. And we run. Shoot. My face. Dodge. Dodge and weave. Okay. The more there are, the harder it is. Dodge and weave. But we got to go. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Great heavens. Okay. Great heavens. Okay. Great heavens. All right, chat. I think it might be up for me. I cuz I got to mine that and I have a That’s a screenshot. Yep. I’m dead. I’m dead. I’m dead. I’m dead. All right. There he is. At least I escaped. No. Okay. Well, at least I didn’t lose anything. Wasn’t really rags to riches, though. I feel I feel more poor than I did before. I feel more broke than I did before. I just feel I just feel like I’m I’m poor. That didn’t help with my rags to riches challenge chat. That did not help. That did not help the rags to ridges challenge chat. In fact, I went from rags to even worse rags. I went from rags to just even worse rags. That was not rags to riches. Chat, is it up for me? It might be up for me. I’m going to go and um I mean, the festival’s tomorrow, I guess. I’m going to go and see. Wasn’t there a carrot patch here? Or did I Am I just hallucinating? I’m hallucinating. I’m crazy. All right, that’s fine. Whatever. We have an aquamarine, which we can donate. We got We kept our ore, which is the the biggest thing. We kept our ore. That’s going to be huge. That’s going to be major. It’s going to be major. All right, watch this chat. Hey, money down, but we up. Boom. Did I get money for that? Smell copper. I got you. Okay. So, there’s my copper uh ore for the furnace. I mean, for the bundle, I meant by copper for the bundle. I think tomorrow I’m going to get a potato, which is huge, and maybe a green bean as well, which is also huge. And the green beans repeat, so I’ll get infinite green beans the rest of the season. I think it’s I think it’s nap time. Staircase W recipe. Okay. Okay. I hate being poor. All right. Yep. The potato’s done. Is it bean done? I don’t think so. All right. Potato goes in there. Pull the watering can out. Water the crops. Festival day. We about to turn around our rags to riches challenge. I’m going to name the next stream Rags to Riches. The next Stardew Valley stream is going to be called Rags to Riches because that’s what it’s going to that’s the challenge I’m doing. Stardew Valley rags to riches. All right. Oh, the copper bar’s done. Please. That’s so lame. That’s so lame. Whatever. I got the copper bar. That’s fine. Time to start the silver. All right, chat. You guys ready to watch me crush some children at an egg competition? In the game, of course. Okay, I have enough wood and stone if I had hardwood. If I had hardwood, which all I need to do is upgrade my axe. But I don’t know how much that costs. I just I I just need enough copper bars to upgrade my axe, which isn’t hard to do to get the copper and upgrade the axe. That’s not hard to do. I just got to do it. Okay. Anyway, nothing. No forgeables. Okay. I still got a whole in-game hour to the festival. Okay. So, okay. While I wait for the festival. Is the silver done? I mean, it’s been All right. I don’t have enough copper. I don’t have enough copper to make enough copper bars for the Okay, that’s annoying. That’s quite annoying, isn’t it? Whatever. Hopefully the festival cheers me up. By the time the festival is over, the silver will be done. I can put the gold in. Then by the time I wake up tomorrow morning, the gold will be done. I can start brewing some copper. But I got to go back to the mines, get more copper. I should have got more copper. I should have I should have I shouldn’t have thrown away the copper I had. It wouldn’t have mattered anyway. I wouldn’t have had enough anyway. All right, festival. Festival, please arrive. Festival festival. You know it’s time. I was a second off. This is crazy. Strawberry seeds. I’ll buy one. I will buy a single strawberry seed. You know what? Bye-bye, too. Thank you, Pier, for the hope. All right. Well, now that I’m here anyway, uh I haven’t uh Okay. Can I not meet Pier? Because he’s behind the stand. That’s hilarious. Okay. Well, time to meet everybody. Hello, Shane. I’ve already met you. Hello, Clint. Um Maru. Hello, Maru. Hello, Penny. Hello, Jazz. Hello, Vincent. Is this Elliot? And then Leah. Boom. Emily. And there’s Jodie. Lewis. Oh, no. Thank you, Marne. Thank you. Excuse me. Excuse me, Louis. Lewis. There’s George. There’s Evelyn. Thank you. All right. Where are we at now? Hello. Oh, okay. So, we got Sam, Alex, Haley. Hello, Haley. Hello, Alex. Sam, Abigail, Sebastian. All right, that was Now, who who am I missing? Who else am I missing? Um, I think her name’s Caroline and then Pierre and then Gus and then Pam and then Demetrius. Oh, here we go. Caroline, Ham, I think the last person I’m missing is Pierre. But the problem with Pierre is I can’t get to Pierre because he’s behind a stand. Freaking Pier. All right. What’s good? Sorry, this a little boring, chat. I mean, we’re in the We’re in the challenge now. We’re in the challenge now. Time for the highlight of today’s festivities, the annual spring egg hunt. I’m about to crush these kids, bro. Well, let me let me lock in. No. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Mayor, mayor, mayor, mayor, mayor, mayor. Let me lock in, bro. Give me a second to lock in, bro. Now, is everyone ready? Oh, you bet I am, Mr. Mr. Mayor Lewis. They’re dead. I’ll run. Oops. Jazz, you missed one. Stupid idiot. What? Okay. Okay, we got 12. Boom. I crushed these kids in game. Look at these eggs. Now, if only we could get you kids to pick up litter this efficiently. We have the cleanest side of town. Cleanest town, the side of the valley. And the winner of this year’s egg hunt is me. And I get a hat. And then every subsequent year it’s only a thousand G. I don’t get the hat every time. I just get the hat once and then it’s 1,000 G’s every time which is so lame cuz like hello, you know. Well, give me the G’s the first time around, please. I’m poor. I don’t want this stupid freaking hat, bro. Oh, wait. I have this. I can I can do this now. Ready? Strawberry number one. Strawberry number two. Fantastic. It takes eight and and and and and they’re going to grow and I’m going to be rich. The strawberries are my the strawberries are my gateway to money. How the beans not grown yet, bro? Okay, the parnips are about to be good, but the beans aren’t. What’s going on? 400. I just look at my money. I just I It’s like I open my wallet and flies just flew out. Like I looked at my money, I’m like, “Oh god. Oh no. This is actually like terrible news. This is terrible news. I’m I’m like, why am I so poor? Why am I so poor? Why am I so poor? Why am I so poor? All right, it’s fine. My crops are watered. Jeez Louise, I’m I’m I’m poor both like energy-wise and like like moneywise. Gold bars, I mean, they they they sell for a lot, but I don’t I need them for the bundle, so I can’t do much about that. I Okay, I I need to go to the mines and I need to get a bunch of copper. I need to smelt this copper down. And then I need to take that uh those copper bars, make a better axe, and then use that axe to get hardwood. And then once that is done, I can get the bundle complete because this this other bundle, this this spring like crop bundle is taking way too long in all honesty. So, I mean, this might be my this might be my uh my best shot to the crystalarium once I get the I don’t know how that glitch happened. The one I discovered like offline on my other file. I don’t know how that happened, but it was I mean, we got to I got to we got to I got to see I got to see some things. You know what I mean? As far as I’m aware, ore does not spawn on on like level five mines. It’s like 15s, 20s, or no, sorry, 15s, 35s, 105s. Hello, good sir. Goodbye, good sir. Goodbye. I say goodbye. I say goodbye. You’re dead. Yeah, you should you shouldn’t have messed with me, sir. Do you mind? Earth crystal W. Those ones are awesome. Hello. Goodbye. typical mining stream. All right, there’s stairs. We’re at 16. We’re at 17. All right, so we have 16 ore at home and we have seven on us, which is 23, which is not enough. We need 25. That’s great. But here’s a ore node which I will be taking that giving me 26 total ore. Of course, I’m only two levels away from the the elevator. So, I guess I’ll just continue till I get to the elevator. I’m actually going to I was going to keep in mind, but I’m going to check for stairs. I think stairs might be on this level. Hello. Hello. Oh. Oh, there they are right there. No, I just saw a bunch of copper before I left. No. Conserve energy and make it to the middle because I’m the middle might have stairs. I hate this these kinds of levels. The spyro levels. They’re so annoying. Oh. Oh. Are we for real? All right. Boom. We have 13 copper. So, we only have two We only have We’re We’re holding two bars of copper. Yeah. Ooh, amethyst. I can sell that money. I can sell that for money. All right, chat. All right, chat. I don’t know how I’m going to Well, there are the stairs, but I want to break these barrels first. Is that a sword? Is that fertilizer? Is that carrots? What’s going on? Okay, first things first. Nuke that carrot seeds. That’s uh Don’t they sell for like 50 a piece? That’s Ah, it’s kind of mid. What do we got? Basic water retaining. That’s terrible. I mean, let me see how it swings. That’s slow. I mean, it does more damage, but it’s slow. Sure. Oh, thank god. I know it does less damage, but it does more attack. So, like DPS wise, you know. Oh, look. Specialty fishing. I will have to come back for that because I don’t have inventory space. I can sell this sword to the adventures guild. Don’t they open it too though, right? Of course. My mistake. My mistake. So now we just got to sit here and wait for the Avengers Guild to open so I can sell them my sword and get it out of my inventory. That’s kind of crazy there’s bones down there. Like what’s the lore? I mean the bridge is broken and there’s bones down there. Is this like did someone like the like someone die? Like the bridge collapsed and people died? Like what’s the lore? That’s what I want to know. You know what I mean? Like how are their bone are these human bones? Are those like dinosaur bones? What’s going on? Hello. All right. Well, there goes that bird. Anyway, hello. I I just I have something to sell you guys. I don’t want it anymore and you guys can have it. Thanks for the 50 G’s. I mean, that was like a waste of my time. What a scam. What a scam. What do we got going on here? That’s great. I am nowhere near any of these on any of these, so whatever. Oh yeah, I’m about to be killing things in that mine, bro. I’m about to be killing things. I’m about to make it to level 25 with ease. Is that a leak up there? I’m going to bet. I’m going to rags to riches. Hey, sorry homeless man, but this is mine now. I need the money. I don’t really understand. Uh, what’s his name? What’s his name? What’s his name? It’s Harvey, right? Lennis. Who’s Harvey? Oh, it’s you. Whoops. Yeah. Well, anyway, I’m going to put these in my chest. I’m actually going to put all these in my chest. All three of these. Chest. Chest. Chest. Chest. Let me grab my coal. Let me grab my copper. Grab my coal. Boom. And I’m going to sell this and these leaks. Boom. The rags to riches challenge is real. Boom. Yeah. And I still got some energy in me. I’m going to go chopping down some trees. I think I need to have axe on me anyway when I when I go to upgrade it. Boom. There’s two hardwood. Four hardwood. Man, once I get my axe upgraded, I’m about to complete a bundle. This is going to be crazy. Is my copper done already? I could have sworn I heard it go off. Huh? What do you know? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Things are turning around for me. Never mind. I’m running out of energy. Okay, I heard my copper go off again. I just need a pine cone. Do I have enough energy to get a pine cone? I have enough energy to get a pine cone. I just need a pine cone. I can find one that is there. Obviously, there wouldn’t be any around here. There would be. There’s one. I see it. Watch this, chat. Watch this, chat. Ready? Ready? Boom. All right. Now, fertilizer. I mean, uh, fuel snack. Boom. That didn’t do much for me. Only 45 energy. Oh my gosh. I’m still low on energy. This is crazy. Well, anyway, three. That’s going be the third iron bar. I still I I can chop down at least one more tree. Come on. Come on. There we go. Boom. Easy dubs. Oh, hey. Look at you. Look at that. That’s the fourth copper bar. I need one more. Then with that final with this final copper bar, I will have enough to net myself the copper axe. In fact, realistically, I could just sleep, wake up, take the copper bar, smelt it, and then take the one I have for my chest, go see Clint. I don’t even know how much it is to upgrade. I’m going to I just realized I much upgrade. If it’s If it’s a,000g, I’m kind of cooked. It’s 500. I’m good. G. Hold on. Uh, most crops only grow in one season. When summer arrives, your spring crop would plant. Thank you for the advice. As if I didn’t know that already. I mean, thank you for the advice, lady. I mean, thank you for the advice, Grandma. Evelyn. Okay, there’s two golden parsnips. There’s four. One more golden parsnip, please. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. And I can save time on watering crops because I have 20 less crops to water. I’m truly going from rags to riches. And it’s a Monday, so I can sell these to Pier. And I can talk to Pier to get his info and and get that completed. Holy moly. Things are turning up for Tanner Digs. Things are turning up for tater digs, chat. All right, let me get rid of this. Let’s get this in my inventory. Put this bar in the furnace. Grab the other bar. And we have enough for the axe. Now, all we got to do is go talk to Pierre and sell my things. But before we do that, I want to put the parsnips in the box. I don’t want to accidentally sell my parsnips. These are like rarities. These are like, you know what I mean? These took a while to grow and they’re also hard to grow. So, I’m not going to I had to make fertilizer for these things. So, I’m not going to accidentally waste them. Let’s get this going. Boom. All right. That’s the wrong bundle. Those are the wrong bundles. That’s a fishing That’s a fishing bundle. I don’t You know, I mean, that’s like that’s not helpful. Uh, this one. No, wait. Yes, this one. I didn’t realize I don’t have one for this one. Wait, I already do have this one. Okay, it’s it’s already it’s sitting somewhere. It’s fine. Boom. Ready. Completed. Oh, only three. So, I didn’t even need that one. That’s fine. I mean, that’s fine, though. So, I could have sold the parsnips. So, I could have sold the parsnips. Okay, chat. It’s fine. I’m not mad. It’s fine. It’s only 8:00. Like, why is nothing open at 8? Bro, I’m dumpster diving. All right, never mind. Nothing is coming out of these trash bins. How am I supposed to be rich if I can’t get enough good things from the trash bins? Man, you all are poor. You’re not putting anything valuable in your trash bins, you poor mother. Like you’re all broke. You’re broke. When’s the next festival? I don’t know what this is. I don’t know what this is. I don’t know. I don’t know what this is. Flower dance. Oh, I have no one to take to the flower dance. It’s in a week. I can’t get somewhat high enough pressure level to take to flower dance. Terrible. Pierre. Time to meet Pier. Hold on real quick. Real quick. What’s up, Pierre? Boom. Done. Give me money. Give someone a gift. But hey, like carrots. Thank you. 100 G’s. That’s good cuz a carrot’s worth less than 100 G’s. So, hey Pierre. And I’m back. I’m back to my glory. I’m back to my glory days. What’s up? What’s good? I’m back to the glory days. I have my 13,000 G’s like I had when I started the stream. Oh, I hate being poor. But it’s fine cuz now we can go upgrade our axe so we can mine hard uh hardwood so we can get Oh, it’s 2,000. Okay. Well, I’m ending stream then. I don’t know if you remember me. Um I don’t know. I did take like a two-monthl long break from streaming. So, I don’t you know, you know, 2,000. I need 2,000. Jeez. What do I do, chat? How do I get 2,000? I know it must be done, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it. I know it must be done, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it. I’m scared. I’m scared. We’ll find another one. It’s okay cuz we’ll find we’ll find another one. We surely will. We’ll have to we we’ll have to find another one, right? I’m scared. Block the All right. All right, bro. All right. All right, dog. Whatever. Broy said lock in. That’s crazy. I can sell the topaz. I got to sell the diamond, bro. I I got to sell the diamond. 2,000 is more than I thought it’d be. Okay, let me see if I can gather more things. Quartz is easy to come by. I can get a bunch of quartz, especially fire quartz. Fire quarts are easy to come by, you know. I can I can I can do with that. But earth quartz, earth crystal. Yeah, I think that’s good. This is like This is like I’m scared, you know? I’m I’m scared. I have to I I know what I must do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it in reality. Hello, Gus. Goodbye, Gus. This is like gez louise. Am I right chat? Low. Is it what? Loki. I found classified what? MS DOS script from Century Link. My dad has I didn’t understand a word you just said. I’m going to be honest. I did not understand a word you just 750. Oh, okay. Okay. Is Is it 100 for all of them? Yeah, it is 100 plus 80 plus 180 is not enough. Wait. Okay. So, 100. So, 180 plus 180 is 360 plus 270. That’s 630. That’s still not enough. took your stuff for Wi-Fi 30 years ago. Oh, that’s that’s I don’t know. I don’t I don’t know. I’ve never I don’t know anything. I don’t know. That’s awesome, I guess. Okay. I had to sell the diamond. I had to sell the diamond. I had no other choice. I had no choice. I had no choice. I decided to I had to sell the diamond. If I didn’t sell the diamond, I wouldn’t be able to upgrade my axe. And I need to upgrade my axe. I’m so sick of waiting for these plants to grow and they ain’t growing. I had to sell my axe. No, I had to sell my diamond for my axe. I need my axe, brother. I need it. It’s the only way. I don’t know why I told you that. I’m just bored. Hey, reasonable though. And that’s and that’s real. That’s that’s that’s real. I’m I’m uh I’m broke. Rags to riches. When will the riches come? When will the richest come? Um, it’s only rags. It’s been rags all stream. It’s cool to me that they fit that entire script into one floppy disc. Floppy disc is crazy. Floppy disc is crazy. That’s crazy. I think I’m just going to sleep off the uh the uh poverty. I’m just going to sleep off the poverty. I’m going to wake up with 500 G’s in my my my belt. I hope. I hope 500 G’s. Here I come. I’m not I’m going to get like 200. Almost. Sleep off the poor people aura. And that and that’s real. Truly. I woke up and I’m still broke. But it’s okay. When are my green beans going to be done, bro? I’ve been watered them daily. Okay. Hope you’re feeling settled into your new home. I writing to let you know that Pierre store is now selling fertilizers. Okay. Thanks for the late fertilizer. Cookies. Cookies. Cookies. I’m selling these cookies, brother. I I’m sorry, Mom. I’m broke. I gotta sell these cookies, man. I’m broke. I can’t be I can’t, brother. I’m I’m poor. I’m poor. Stop poor. You’re And you you know what? You know what? You’re You’re right. I need to stop poor. Any means necessary. I’m going to fish. Yep. No, you’re right. I got to go fishing. That’s the only way to stop poor. Sorry, honey. I’m fishing. I’m going to stop poor. You’re going to get a microwave honey bun thrown at you, man. What’s with throwing microwave honey buns at homeless people, bro? In game. I mean, like, that’s crazy fishing. I’m going to just fish. And you know what? I’m going to fish some river fish. I a I’m I ain’t even going to the ocean. Boom. Caught one already. Easy catch. I’m about to get a perfect No, I ruined it. I started it for the You started throwing honey buns. So, you’re the reason people throw honey buns. That’s crazy. That’s crazy. Oh, great heavens. What is this? A sunfish. You know, for a season that’s like known for its rain, it hasn’t rained at all. It’s It’s like rained one day the entire season. So, like for a season known for its rain, it isn’t really rainy. All right, chat wash is perfect. Boom. What’s the lore this game? Um, when I was a when I was a wee little child, my grandfather, he was dying and he’s like, “Listen here, grandson.” Um, he’s like, “Listen here, grandson. I have this huge like I don’t know if I don’t know if he mentioned it, but I have this huge plot of land like a farm. Whenever normal life is just too much for you, go to the farm. Go to the farm, boy.” And then he died. And then I started working for a place called Georgia Georgia Corporation. And I hated my life. And I’m like, you know what? I think it’s time. I think it’s time that I take Grandpa’s advice and I go out to this farm. And I went to the farm and it hadn’t been maintained in years. Everything’s run down. I mean, there’s a bunch of overgrown everything. It’s it’s like it the house is in shambles. I mean, it’s it’s rough, but it’s mine. It’s a lot better than working for goddamn Jojo Corporation. The only downside to this whole thing is that I’m broke. I came to this t I came to this farm with 500 G’s to my name and I only have 200 cuz I’m just poor. So, I haven’t been doing that good, but I’m doing good enough that I’m not dead. Dang. Fishing might be my way to get out of rags. Better than the Marvel Cinematic Universe is crazy. Saying the Stardew Valley lore is better than Marvel lore is crazy. Another perfect catch. Give me that gold star achievement. Oh, awesome. Did the achievement give me money? No. Then I don’t care. Boom. Tell me I’m wrong. You’re not wrong. You’re not wrong. You ain’t wrong. Can we level up fishing before the end of the day? That’s my dream. That’s my goal. My only goal is to level up fishing. Oh, all right. G analogy is crazy. And fish. All right. Well, I tried to call it and I failed. All right. That’s incorrect. heating up the honey bun right now. No, no, no. Because after this day, I’ll have like a thousand G’s. Oh my gosh. If I can catch a fish. If I can catch a fish, I’ll have like I’ll have money. I promise you. I’ll promise you I’ll have the money. I had the money. I promise. I am more broke now than I was when I started. You better. Yes, sir. Perfect catch. Please be a perfect catch. I need this. Please. I No, I messed it up on my own. He wasn’t even moving. The fish wasn’t even moving. I messed it up on my own. This is terrible. All right. Fishing. The most boring activity ever. Got it. Perfect. It’s a fish. Chill the f out. All right. All right. You so real for that. All right. This next fish is going to level up my fishing. This next fish is going to level up my fishing. Okay, the backtoback algae was crazy. How has my fishing not gone up yet? I’ve been fishing all day. A sardine frenzy has begun at the beach. All right, I’m out of rich. This is like my calling. I’ve never seen a notification like that before in my life. 1.6 has got some new [ __ ] I mean, this is crazy. I’m going to sell all of my You can hear it. Oh, muscle. Am I missing? I’m missing a muscle, right? Yeah, I need a muscle. Uh, what else do I need for the crapot? Oh, I probably shouldn’t miss out. I can get this later. I probably shouldn’t miss out on the sardines. Oh, it’s over there. Hold on. Wait for me. Hello, Willie. Take my money or my fish. Boom. Look at that. I just quadrupled my money in an instant. I can’t reach over there. That’s hilarious. Okay. Please don’t end the sardine frenzy. I need the sardines. I don’t see a thousand G. Look outside. Oh, great heavens. Do you have the honey bun? Listen, by the end of the day, I’ll have it. I promise. Yes, I do. No, please listen. Give me more time. The day isn’t over yet. The day isn’t over yet. The day isn’t over yet. The last day I’ll have 1,000 G’s. I promise. I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m 100. I’m 117 short. I promise you. Look, I’m catching so much fish from the sardine frenzy. You have to believe. Oh, I need that treasure. I need the treasure. I need the treasure. I need the treasure. I need the treasure. I need the treasure. If the treasures bait, I’m closing the game. I’m joking. Bluetooth honey bun will be sent over if no 100 day. Yeah, we’ll watch this. Hold on real quick. I got to survey the beach. Make sure that um I’m not missing anything. I don’t think I am. I’m pretty sure this has already been donated, right? Oh, I my is my fish. My fishing went up, right? Or my forging. My fishing is forging went up. My Okay, that’s weird cuz that’s a Okay. Sure. I mean, sure. Whatever. What’s up, Elliot? I’m going to donate this muscle to the museum, to the bundle. I’m going to sell my items and then I’m going to sleep and then I’ll wake up with a thousand G’s in my pocket. I’ll be rich. Promise. I promise, boss. I’ll have the money. I promise. This is the game you can get married in. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, most of most games thisesque you can get married in. I’m pretty sure all games since since the beginning of Harvest Moon, the very first one for the SNES back in like the 90s, you can get married in them. Please, if I wake up with green beans grown, I’ll be so happy. Okay. Okay. And I got to put these in the chest. The cauliflower shouldn’t be grown. I think the cauliflower still got another stage before it’s fully grown. But yeah, but this is the game, you know? I mean, this is like uh No, I don’t know. I don’t This is a good game. It’s a good farming sim. Boss soup. All right, bro. Boom. Oh, the cookies. Boom. I just made 400. I have 1,200 something G’s. Boom. 1,283 G’s. My copper axe is ready. It’s blooming. It’s a good day. Hi, me sell hats. Okay, poke. Come to old old old hus poke. Bring coins. Hat mouse. All right. It’s the only game ever made. What are you What are you talking about here? There’s a whole There’s a whole series called Harvest Moon. Uh it’s been around since the ‘9s. It’s pretty iconic. I don’t know what you mean. It’s the only game ever. you know, there’s a bunch of Harvest Moon games and then they kind of branched off became Story of the Seasons. So, there’s, you know, they’ve been around for a minute and, you know, you mean the only game it’s quite a few of them. There’s a there’s Harvest Moon Animal Parade, uh, Magical Melody, Haroon DS, um, Harvest Moon 64, um, uh, Friends of Mineral Town, um, God, I keep I always forget it. the most popular one. Um, something about the valley or something. Something about um something about the harvest moon. I don’t remember. This is the only video game to ever grace human uh humankind. I don’t know what you’re yapping about. This only video game. So, you’re saying this is the only video game ever? I mean, that’s that’s even more outlandish to say. to say this is the only video game ever. Like I mean there’s so many more. There’s um Minecraft, there’s Terraria, there’s um there’s Harvest Moon. Um you know, there’s a lot of other games. GTA 6. Oh, what did he say? Yeah. With my copper axe, I shall grace the world with a completed bundle and unlock the new portion. For real. Trust me, bro. Yeah. You know what? This is the only game ever. This is the only game ever invented ever. This is the first game ever. I never heard of Pong. I don’t know what Pong is, but I mean this is like the first ever game in human history. So, I mean, it’s the only one in human history. They haven’t they this game was so good, they have yet to replicate something like it. So, it’s like, you know, it’s it’s like that’s how good this is. There’s no other game like it. I ain’t never heard of I ain’t never heard of no Minecraft or whatever you say. Isn’t that a movie? Like, what am I like, you know, that’s not a game. What are you talking about? Five Nights at Freddy’s, that’s also a movie. What are you talking about? You know, there’s no games. Mario, that’s also a movie. Like, you know, these aren’t games. I mean, these these these are movies. They’re shows there. Zelda was a show. I mean, these these aren’t games. Anyway, anyway, um I need 10 hardwood, right? How much hardwood do I have? I have two. I need 10. I meant to say I meant to say how much do I need? I need 10. I was correct. A mahogany seed. Oh, all these logs right here are enough. Starting value was sent down from an inconceivably perfect place that we can ever replicate. Yeah, they just they just sent like a thousand copies of this game. They sent like a billion copies of this game down to Earth. No, 10 billion copies of game down to Earth. One for every human being. And they gave us all a bunch of consoles for it, too. They they created the Nintendo Switch, the Xbox, the PlayStation. All of those consoles exist solely to play Stardew Valley. Well, now that I have the hardwood, I can go complete the bundle. Let me grab two stacks of 99, which would be 198. 198 and I need 99 stone. All right. Oh, that’s too much. I was not paying attention. Come on. And then I’m pretty sure that’s what it is, right? That should be enough. Yeah, that should be enough. Where’s it? The crafts room. All right, that should be enough. Watch me unlock this bundle. Create more. Complete this bundle. Unlock more. What do I get as a reward for I don’t even know what the reward for this bundle is. That’s I don’t know what what even is my uh my achievement for completing this bundle. I don’t know. I don’t know, man. We’re about to find out though. If it’s someone construction related, I’ll be all right. It’s the crafts room, so it’s forging. So, it might be chocolate cake. Bundle complete. Fantastic. What did I get? A charcoal k. Makes sense. It was a bunch of wood. Makes sense. And now, oh, please don’t be the bolton board. Okay, thank god for the bolton board. I would have been devastated. If it was a bulletin board, I would have been devastated. But it’s that, which is great cuz it’s the mine guards. And that one’s pretty simple to complete. I mean, I I should have brought I didn’t I I should have brought some things with me. I should have brought the the the bars with me. I would have been that would I would have had one down instantly right now. I would had a new furnace, but I didn’t think about that. What else do we need? I know we need the bars. Okay, 10 bat wings or Okay, that’s going to be hard to do that one. I Okay, I have I have quartz. I have an earth crystal. I need a frozen tier and a fire crystal. Both of which I can or quartz, both which I can get easy or easy. I just need I just not easy. I just need to progress like heavy. I need to like hard focus the mines to get those done. I already have that one. I just need these two and I have the mine carts repaired. I can complete one right now and unlock the next one. I don’t know which bundle holds the crystalarium. I’m pretty sure it’s the most expensive vault bundle, though. I don’t know. And if it is the most expensive vault bundle, not anytime soon. I’ll be honest. I’m poor, you know. So, not anytime soon. Although completing the vault is huge for um the game. Let me check my I don’t need the axe anymore. The fishing rod. I can put this down somewhere. Right there. Let’s see what else we got. I got the copper, silver, gold. I’m going to look it up. I’m looking it up. Which bundle gives me the crystallarium? I’m looking it up, chat. I need to know. Yep. The most expensive bolt bundle. That’s what I thought. Museum donations. What? How much? Oh, 50. Terrible. Just hitting a stretch real quick. Anyway, okay. Oh, what happens? Okay, chat. This is great news. You said what? Wow. Looking something up. Tisk. Tisk. Tisk. I definitely don’t do that all the time. There’s like three games where I do that. It’s Minecraft, Terraria, and this game. I get three game the only games I pretty much use a wiki. Actually, I did use the wiki a little bit in Subnotica, but like big expansive games with a bit of with a bunch of creativity and so much to do. It’s like how do I keep track of it all? You know, the Wikipedia. Now, I’m pretty sure my reward for this is a furnace, but doing this will unlock more bundles, if not the rest of them, than at least um one of them. And I hope it’s the vault. I will cry. After this, we’re going to sleep. We’re going to wake up and we’re going to go straight to the mines after watering our crops, obviously. All right, this is I mean, yeah, this is the easiest one to do. I can’t wait till this is done because once this is done, I can actually just What is Subnotica? It’s a game about being underwater a lot. like your he like like it’s you get stranded on a on a on a on a on a planet crying. You get stranded on a planet that’s entirely made of water. It’s or made of ocean. It’s it’s it’s like an ocean planet and there’s a bunch of creatures that are terrifying. The game itself is terrifying and you have to get out of the planet is your objective. But it’s um scary. Listen, if you got a fear of Deep Sea, don’t play that game. I’ll tell you that much. That is coming from me. That’s coming from me. Okay. Well, time for me to go to sleep. Oh, so it’s like when I had a fear of water of the planet from Interstellar when I was younger. Yeah, I don’t know. I never played Interstellar, but probably. It’s raining, guys. Wait, it’s the perfect day to go mining. It’s raining. The crops are watered for me. I don’t got to waste energy on it. I need to get to level 80. I need to get to level 80 in order to even possibly consider in order to possibly consider completing the the the mine carts. Holy moly. My heart yearns for the mines. Hey, so does mine. There’s no way I’m getting level 80 today. That’s not actually near impossible, but I can get pretty damn close. Can’t get to level 30. Pretty damn close. You say you only went down 10 levels. You’re right. All right, let’s go. Come on. Can I make bombs? I can. I need coal, though. But I can make bombs, so it might be worth it to mine copper. Okay, I think right here. What are the stairs already revealed? Am I wasting my time, brother? I’m closing the game. I should just look for the stairs immediately with so I don’t waste energy doing that again. Let me see. Up here. No, I want to make it to at least 35. 40. I don’t know. Maybe 40, but 35 at least. Can I make bombs? I can make bombs. Jarvis clip that. No. No. Okay. Stairs. Boom. Oh, okay. I forgot about the golden rule. Look for Look for this the ladder. I call them stairs. I don’t know why. Oh, harvest moon. That’s why. Look for the ladder. If the ladder’s not there, then we mine. Boom. Okay. Bug. Bug might lead way. Quartz for uh bug. Fast bug near kill bug. No leadway. Do you think cyborgs can uh clip things? Terminator clip. Crazy. Oh, wait. I need that for a bundle. Awesome. Okay. All right. Great heavens. I’m getting I’m getting like bombarded over here. Die. Great heavens. Wild seeds though might be good. That’s just free seeds that I can grow on my my my farm. I don’t know though. I don’t know though. I just I don’t know, man. Okay. Okay. Hey, I’m asleep. Good night. Good night, man. Uh hopefully see you when I stream again. Please, please show up to the next stream. Please see you later. All right, I’m about to bomb this place in game. Really? No stairs? Okay, there there’s stairs around here somewhere. That’s the second time. That’s literally the second time that Okay. Killing saves time or saves energy but doesn’t save time. Bomb. Boom. Okay. Come on. Stairs. That guy’s blue. All right. Nothing good. Do I have no like copper? Where’s my copper at? Why did I not pick that up? Great. Stairs. Come on. Come on, man. Oh, earth quartz. I need that. Earth crystal. I mean, I do need that. Um um um um um um. This got it. Of course. Geodess. I’m locked. Stairs. Darn. No stairs here. Okay, this is coal. That’s good. Only I can pick it up. If only I could only I could pick it up. I don’t need wild seeds. Fine. Whatever. Got it. Okay. Is Is there any stairs? Am I missing them? Boom. Dead. You’re dead. Yeah, you’re cornered. Come on. No stairs. All right. Well, time to get to mining then. Um, okay. I I have cherry bombs slot, so I can make some cherry bombs. Save some uh energy. Let me find a good spot to do it. Cherry bomb. Unleash. What? Okay. What’s going on? What’s going on? I’m concerned. I’m concerned. Am I Am I going to be able to make it to level 35? I mean, like, I’m struggling here. Give me the stairs. Hello. What is Okay. What’s the luck today? Did I miss them? No, they’re right there. Okay. What the What the hell was that luck, bro? Okay, this one’s easy. Oh, thank god. I’m just going to because I know there’s there’s there’s uh barrels and boxes here. Is there? Yeah, there should be. Right there. I know there’s a chance that fire courts drop from them. Cave carrots are huge. Um, try to drop that real quick and then eat the cave carrots. That should restore energy. Not a lot, but 60 energy is crazy. That’s good. That’s huge. That should keep me going for a while. The only thing The only thing stopping me is time. I can’t be out too late, otherwise I’ll die. It’s the only thing. There’s There’s no chest in level 30. Crazy. Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, this level’s creepy. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. All right. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. There you go. Stairs. Okay. I was literally about to say this one’s more illuminated. Nope. Almost immediately dead. Almost immediately disproven. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I’m I’m I’m breathing. I’m breathing. Oh my gosh. I’m breathing. chat chat scared. Wait, bats. I need bat wings. I need 10 bat wings. 10 bat wings. Okay. Okay. Batwing. Hold on. I can get rid of quartz. I have a lot of quartz at home. I need the bat wings, though. Okay. I should have moved one to the left. That’s fine. Well, there’s 35. So, mission accomplished. I haven’t seen a single one of those creepy things that hide in the shadows. those I literally What’s going on? Thanks, stupid idiot. Oh, wait. I forgot about the rule. Don’t start mining till you you have cleared it. Make sure there’s no staircase. Ah, see? Yep. Oh, hello. Oh, great heavens. Oh, great heavens. Got one. Got two, three, four, five. Oh my great heavens. Okay, come here. Okay, don’t come here. Come on, bat. I got to kill his bat. Okay, I Oh, what happens? Come on. Jeez Louise. There it is. I escaped. Okay, one more. One more level. This is it, chat. Level 40. The beginning of this the cold area, the silver area. I’ll need I’ll need a pickaxe upgrade to mine the stone more efficiently, though in that area. Speaking of stone, do I not have bombs? Okay, I’ll make a bomb real quick then. Don’t mean nothing to me. There it is. I need two more bat wings. So, I’m going to kill his bat. Hello. Where the bat go? Hello. There it comes. Got it. Boom. I’m pretty sure it’s 10 bat wings. So, we have enough bat wings. Let’s go. What’s your reward? A slingshot. All right. What’s the new one? Reach the bottom. Sure. And now it’s almost midnight, so I’m not going any further. That’s still huge. I went from 20 to 40. I doubled my That’s not going to happen again, but I mean, I doubled it. Wait. Oh, I forgot to fish. I forgot rain equals fish and I didn’t fish. Silly me. I just ruined my life. Yeah, because like there’s there’s catfish I got to catch. I’m pretty sure I got to figure out which fish can be caught in spring so I can go and catch them and not ruin things because if there’s you know there’s fish that there’s certain fish that can only be caught in spring and there’s some fish that like was once that you know they can only be caught in spring like spring there’s some like spring fall spring summer spring like only spring so I got to catch whatever spring fish I can for the bundles That’s that. Boom. Bundle complete. That’s hilarious. She asked for that the moment I grew a fresh cauliflower. That’s hilarious. That’s not happening though. She is not getting that from me. I’m putting these in the bundle right now. And then I’m going to That’s going to unlock the next bundle. The The vaults. the vault and I get the crystalarium which is good. I mean once I complete this the the goal of the stream will have been accomplished. Doesn’t mean I’ll end. I’m just saying that’s that means what I what I intended to do will be done. Boom. Yep. Give me the uh give me the what is what did I earn? Speed fertilizer. See, I could have used that a minute ago, but whatever. That would have been nice to have before I started my ancient seeds. All right, that’s the last one, I reckon. I don’t think there’s another one. One, two, three, four, five, six. Yeah, I’m pretty that’s the last one. Now it’s this one. Completing this one completes gives me the crystalarium. I need 25,000 G. 25,000 G. Good lord. I don’t even remember how much ancient Well, okay. I about to say I don’t know. I don’t I don’t remember how much an Asian ancient fruit sells for, but it doesn’t matter because I can’t use the ancient fruit for selling. I have to keep the ancient fruit until I get a seed maker and then and then uh turn it into more ancient seeds for next year. That’s the uh that’s the goal. That’s the plan. But uh fertilizer, that’s good. Oh, my box is empty or full. I just I don’t know why I just said the opposite of what it is. I It’s empty. What? Okay, I am going to now look up all of the riverfish that are spring exclusive. Oops. Well, first of all, sunfish is easy to catch. Catfish is only in the rain. So, I need the shad and the tiger trout. The two ones I don’t know about. I could go catch a sunfish right now. I know that. Okay. So, shad is in this. Okay. In the spring during the rain, but also summer and fall. So, it’s not important. Tiger. Is it cuz it’s not space? Tiger trout. Sorry. Fall winter. So, I can’t even catch one right now. Great heavens. That’s fantastic news. Okay, so the shad. So for this one, uh once it rains, I can do the majority of that. Now, I’m pretty sure the night fish. I think it’ be easier to just look at bundles, the community center, and then just look at the list of bundles. Then just look at the list of fish. Hold on chat. Bear with me. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I’m here. I’m with it. I’m with it. I’m with it. Oh, this tells me. Okay, this is perfect. It tells me exactly what it is. Okay, sunfish found in rivers 6 to 7, spring and summer. Control F. I can scroll through the uh fishing ones and just see which are spring sunfish, catfish, shad, carp, uh anytime during spring or fall. So, okay, the carp is not. Okay, the sardine is something I should go and catch because I had to wait till fall otherwise. Eel only raining. So the So raining is going to be huge. I got to catch an eel. Oh, eel. I know eel is hard to eel is a hard fish to catch. Okay, so that’s great. And so there’s no spring specific fish. So if I miss it, I can just wait till next. But I I should catch the spring fish while I can. E difficulty 70 is crazy only when it rains at the ocean. Okay. All right, chat. We’re good. I said do a little bit of research. There’s three river. A lot of the fish is I should catch. Okay. Sorry, I’m not locked in. Rain tomorrow, please. I missed my one day of rain. I missed my one day of rain. That’s fine. I should fish anyway to increase my fishing level. Make it easier to catch some of these fish and of course get the money. That’s the other reason is money. All right, cool. I’m going to grab my fishing rod and I’m going to go catch some fish. First is a sunfish. Easiest one to catch. Sunfish with a sunfish. That Hold on one second. The sunfish. Um, there’s a couple lake fish I need to catch, but I want to make sure I catch every single spring fish that doesn’t require rain. That way, when rain does roll around, I can catch the ones that do require rain. And once all of those spring fish are caught, then I should be good. Fishing for a sunfish. Hello, sunfish. All right, fish. Any fish. This game sucks. This game sucks. Watch a fish happen right now. Just trying to summon into existence. Oh, okay. Is this the other fish? The not the non sunfish. Yeah. Smallmouth bass. Yeah, that’s what I thought based on how it was behaving. Any fish? Any biters? Any biters? Well, there’s the river jelly. Wait. Boom. Easy. Okay, wait. I didn’t Okay, hold on. Fishing spot. Hold on. Sorry, I’m not I’m Look at something else. I’m distracted. Okay, I wish my inventory wasn’t sunfish like extinct. What’s happened? Is this a sunfish? We caught it, chat. Hold on. Give me one second. Just trying to understand a thing or two. All right. Anyway, oh my god, S’s doing some tricks. What the hell? S got kind of hitting that [ __ ] Anyway, we caught the sunfish. Hello, Mayor Lewis. Move. What? All right, Lewis, if you say so, sir. Get a load of that guy. He wants his problem. Does he realize that I’m the main character and he should, you know, bow before me? Like, what are we doing here? All right. Sunfish caught. Boom. Easy. Next. Now, I can’t catch any of these fish because they are um not exactly what I they’re not in season. carp in the mountain lake anytime during spring. Great. Mountain lake anytime during spring. Great news to the mountain lake I go. Which isn’t that far actually. It’s right up here. Yeah. And then any excess fish I catch can be sold for money. We need money. We’re broke. We need the money. But once this whole fishing thing is done, then I can go back to the mines. I yearn for them, chat. I yearn for the mines. Let’s carate. That’s what I’m looking for. Okay. Instantly caught. Okay. Large mouth bass can be caught in any season. So, I can do that right now. And same with the bullhead. Anytime, any season. And the Okay. So, that means just catch the largemouth bass and the bullhead while I’m here. Oh, you guys come here often? Oh my gosh. Watch me catch this first try. What’s happening? Bro is not him. Why would he do that? Ready. Hold on. Ready. Hold on. Ready. Ready. Okay, one more. I need the Oh, was it bullhead? I need the bullhead. Boom. That’s not a bullet. bro. I’m closing the game. What’s taking so long? Can’t these things be caught any season at any time? What? Okay, hold on. Bullhead found in Mountain Lake anytime, all seasons. Okay. Is this it? Or is this like a carp chat? That was indeed a carp. All right, now that it’s past seven, that should eliminate some of the ones that I can catch, right? Oh, perfect. As I Okay, exactly as I stated. Great. I’m going to donate these fish to the to to the museum and then I’m going to sell the rest of them and then I’m going to sleep and I should have 1,500 at least. Probably. Yeah, about maybe. Maybe a little bit less, maybe a little bit more, I don’t know. But about 5 1,500. Where is it? It’s mountain fish. What? What? What? What? What? Here it is. And sturgeons can only be caught in the summer. So that’s great news. What about the crab potboard? Yeah. Okay. Okay. So I can Okay. So I can realistically I can complete the crab pot this year. uh or this end game here. I mean, in fact, it’s entirely if I if I once I sell these fish, I should have enough money to buy the crap pot bundle. Is Lionus being poor? I don’t care. I don’t care. Bro’s broke. Gus is going to be like, “Hey, dog, you’re poor. Here’s some food, I guess. Like I don’t care. Lyl I mean Lionus. Sorry. Lionus. I mean like just get money. I mean that’s what I’m doing. Fish. Fish. Like why do why do people hate Lionus for being homeless? First of all. Second of all, why does Lionus not just fish? He’d make like 500 G’s a day if he fished. And maybe because he can’t afford a rod, if that’s your reason. Well, then why doesn’t he just then why doesn’t he just go talk to Willie or go forging, sell his forging stuff, then go talk to Willie and buy a rod? I mean, if he did that, he’d be rich. Oh, okay. I have more than I thought I would. Oh, I can sell these. Oh, my farm went up. My farming leveled up. I can sell these. That’s good news, actually. My farm went up. I need I need the higher level farming. What’s my farming at? Two. Awesome. Listen here, chat. Summer is going to be the year of farming. I’m telling you, I’m about to be loaded up on my farming and summer, chat. I’m about to be loaded up on my summer farming, chat. All right, I’m going to grab my sickle and then I’m going to uh not these, not these, the weeds, the the the the fibers because they give me um wild seeds and I can use them in summer. There you go. Wild seed, come here. When it rains, I have to go fishing. To my knowledge, I’m pretty sure I’ve captured all of the possible spring. Oh, what the [ __ ] Moss is great, I guess. I even noticed there was moss in that tree. But great, I guess. But I’ve I’ve caught all the non rainfish. So I need to start I need to catch the rainfish. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. It’s beautiful, chat. Honestly. Boom. Boom. All right. Oh, I’m sh. Okay. Wish I had my my my hoe on me. I could till that up, but it’s not a big deal. I I should I should cut down all the trees. They’re going to be a huge hassle if I don’t cut the trees down, bro. They’re just going to spread and spread and spread, and that’s not a good thing. But it’s fine, chat. We’re doing all right. Let me um I don’t know what moss is for. What’s the type of plant that grows in shady areas like trees? That’s great. I don’t know what to do with that. I am less than 200 away from being able to buy a bigger backpack. Once I buy a bigger like what the the the the backpack, once I buy a bigger one, bigger inventory, I’m Okay. Donate the gunther. Donate the gunther. Donate the gunther. Donate the gunther. Any other one’s for the community center. Is that gunther? Yeah. It’s already been given to Gunther. I only have 17 slime. I need more slime. I need to No, I don’t need slime. Did I sell my bat wings or I have bat wings? Okay, I have bat wings. I have bat wings. I need to get essence. Either kind of essence. And then I can just put the essence in bat wings. I’ll be good. The last thing will be the the mine forables. That’s going to be the hardest thing to do cuz I got to get I got to go from 40 to 80. Just have a chance to get it, bro. 40 to 80. And then from 80 down is where I get the fire cords. So, I need to I need to I need to double the current level that I’m at and that takes some time and effort that I don’t have currently uh because I’m so poor. I I can do five levels a day. I mean, that’s the best I can do is five levels a day. I can’t do more than that. Not without like a bunch of food, which I don’t have or bunch of luck, which I don’t have. New reward. Is it a Is it a decoration? It is. It is. Oh, look at this. Wouldn’t it look so nice right here? I don’t care lit. You know, I don’t care. Anyway, I think I’m going to go down five levels in the mine today. But if I do it every single day, I should be It’s what? Eight days. I should be No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I do it every single day, I should make it by the end of the summer. five levels every day. I should make it there by the end of summer. It’s entirely dependent on the luck. If the luck is bad, then it won’t happen. Obviously, okay, time to go to the mines. I know it’s it’s it’s midday. It’s noon, but you know, got to do what you got to do. If I don’t get anything good, I’m going to get those on the way back and sell them. And that might put me at the amount of money that I need. Oh, I wish I had a hoe cuz I could be an ancient seed. Hey, that rhymed. All right. Oh, I have a fishing. Oh, waste of inventory space. Whatever. Let’s go. Three is crazy. Okay, I might need a pickaxe upgrade, honestly. Okay, that’s an important artifact. Dwarf scroll. Hello. We are not making it. Five levels down. This is taking way too long. Oh, okay. Come on. Boom. There’s the ice mat. Get out of here. Backwards, please. Sad stairs. Boom. Okay, we’re we’re going. We’re going. We’re going. No stairs from that. Okay, that’s kind of crazy. Boom. Okay, stairs. We’re good. We’re good. We’re good. That’s five. Fantastic. We can probably go more. We have half of our energy left. We’ll try at least. No hurting trying. Okay, I’m going to get rid of my sap and my bat wings for the frozen geode, which apparently is used in a bundle. So, I’ll use it in a bundle first. Do we mind? Do we mine? I prefer killing the slimes because I need a slime that they drop and they could potentially give me a staircase, which they that guy did not give me a staircase. Oh, well, there’s our staircase. L. Hello. All right, chat. What the heck? Oh, better mine then. At this rate, with this pickaxe, there’s no way I’ll make it down in time. If we do the math here, that’s the stairs. Excuse me, guys. Don’t worry, guys. Don’t mind me. If we do the math here, we have to the We said to clear five levels a day. If we clear 10 levels in one day, that means that’s one day where we don’t have to clear five levels. Gives us a day to do things. Die. No sir, that guy is not going to touch me. All right, one more level and then we’re we’re there. Have we seen a frozen tier? Normally I ignore those cuz they’re like completely useless later in the game, so I’m used to ignoring them. But I haven’t I don’t think I’ve seen one. I want to look for one of this level just in case cuz like kind of need one of those. No. Okay. Could I do five more levels? 100 boots. Okay, that’s great. Sure. I mean, we can try. That’s an extra day. We don’t got to do anything. Oh, ghost. Oh, ghost stairs. But the ghost can drop uh the essence we need, which would mean I’m going to mine. I got to kill a bunch of slimes. Come on, you ghost. And bro is taking his time with dying, bro. Come on. Come here. This guy takes Why is he taking so long to die? We’re not making it down another five level. If at this rate, we’re not making it down five more levels. He’ll be dead by midnight. Like, what’s going on? There we go. Oh my gosh, that took forever. This should have a staircase automatically. You mind? He’s shining. Hold on. He’s shining. All right. All right. L. There’s too much going on. Stop. Okay, this is not looking good for me. Oh, good. Fantastic. I’m getting silver because I will need to upgrade my pickaxe. But I need a lot of silver. I also need a lot of money. I don’t have enough money to get a copper pickaxe. All right. Oh, okay. On one more. One more level. One more level. Come on. Come on. Energy low. Health low. Oh jeez louise. Time low. This is not looking good. Please. Perfect. Done. Easy. 15. 15 levels down is awesome. I will take that with pride. Okay. Come on, we can make it. Wow, the game is dark. Holy moly. There one more. Yeah, there it is. Okay, I’m going I’m going to shove these in the in the shipping bin and I’m going to sleep up now. Do that and that. Okay. And sell the leak and sell this. Oh, wait. In the bat ring. In the bat ring. Then go to sleep. Boom. Farming leveled up. Combat leveled up. Great. And now we have enough money to get a copper pig if we want one. I’ll be right back. I’ll be right back. I got to use the bathroom. I’ll be back. Oh, great heavens. I’m glad you guys didn’t go anywhere. All right, it’s running. It is raining now. Which which which the shad in the river? Okay. So, we need to get the shad in the river and the eel in the in the ocean. That’s it. And then we have all the spring fish. Oh, and the sardine and the sardine. And we have all the spring specific fish. Can the sardine be caught any weather? Any weather. Okay. We can we can try for the sardine while we’re getting the eel. It’s good. But it’s the shad and the river and the the shad the river. The the shad the eel and the sardine is what we’re missing. Shad eel and sardine chat. Let’s get it cooking. Someone play some OG music or some hype music or something. Oh my god, my cat’s dead. Strawberries. Calm down, little bro. Calm down, little bro. Okay, I can also complete a bundle, which would be nice. So, I also got to do that. Um, let me grab my bat wings. I’m going to donate this in this while I can to the bundles. While I’m there, I’m going donate the things to the bundles. Yeah. Hello. Hello. All of these things that I have in my inventory are bundle things except for the dor skull which is going to be museum thing. I’m going to turn my heater on. It’s getting cold. I’m getting cold. My heater didn’t turn on. Scared. It’s on now. Oh yeah, I can feel it. What? What is bro talking about? Anyway, I think all the bundles are this way. There’s one here. Right there. Yep. Oh, hey, look at that. I needed a chub for a bundle. I didn’t realize. And an aquamarine for a bundle. Oh, that’s so funny. That’s so funny. Isn’t that Isn’t that funny, chat? Anyway, boom. Bundle complete. Easy as that. Small magnet ring. Oh, don’t mind if I do. Hey, don’t mind if I do. Boom. Thank you so much, Juny Mo. And then, oh, wait. There’s still one more bundle over here. Excuse me, Mr. Jun Mo. I got I got another bundle. Don’t need to. Sigh number one. Sigh number two. Well, it’s a good thing it’s fishing. It’s a good thing it’s raining today. And it’s a good thing I um did the mines as efficiently as I did yesterday because that allows me to just spend the whole day fishing, which I may or may not do. I’m going to go to the museum’s open now. So, I’m going to go museum, donate, and then fish in the museum. Then I’m going to go to the ocean, fish for a sardine, and stay there until I get the eel. I’m pretty sure it’s a shad. S H A D is what I’m looking for. Hello, good sir. I’d like to donate this piece. You’re welcome. Goodbye. He’s a chill guy. Anyway, Oh [ __ ] did not see that coming. Oh, great heavens. Great heads. Oh my god. What’s happening? What’s going on? What’s going on? What’s going on? What’s going on? Okay. Oh, I need a catfish. I forgot about the catfish. I’m glad I caught that. I forgot about the catfish. Bro just popped his head and said, “You forgetting somebody?” No. Who am I forgetting? No. Who Who could I possibly be forgetting? There it is. Wow, that was easy. I’m going I’m going to donate to the bundle. I have time. I I You know, the eel can only be caught at four, so I have some time. No, I’m not gonna go to the bundle because I’m going No, I’m gonna have to go back there anyway. I’m I’m thinking like, well, I gotta go back to the bundle. If I if if if the required forging is at the beach, then I got to go back to the bundle anyway. And I realized, well, if I catch the eel or a sardine, I got to go to the bundle and donate those things anyway. So, you know what I mean? I’m just going to go donate these things right now while I can go to the ocean. I mean, I got time. What is it? It’s riverfish. And now that I don’t know. I think it can only be caught I don’t know what season be caught it, but it’s not this season. If there’s a like a I don’t know the name of it, but if it’s there, then I can um collect it and complete the crab pot bundle. If it’s not there, oh well. And I’ll just keep fishing for a sardine and an eel. And then I’ll be done with spring fish. Sardine eel. I’ll be doing spring fish. I want to make sure all spring bundles are completed. Oh, wait. I’m looking for the foraging first cuz again, I still have time till four. I still have a little bit of time until 4:00 hits. You know, it’s just the show. It’s just the show. All right. That’s a waste of my time. Lame. There’s my sardine. So, all these Oh, what the hell? I’m in the wrong way. All these fish I’m about to catch are going to be um spare fish that I’m going to sell. Whoa. Aridium quality is crazy. I’m going to go talk to Willie in a minute after this next fish. I’m going to see if I can buy the trout soup. It might be worth something. I’m going do it right now. It’s taking a while to get a fish. Hello, Willie. You can have a couple fish of mine. You can have these are fish I’ve sold you. What do you Okay, the flounder. You cannot have a sardine herring and then anchovi. But I want to see trout soup. Thank you. And I can buy a better I can buy the fiberglass which helps me catch fish faster, which is good. I’ll take it. I’ll take it. Oh, I’m broke. And I no longer need that. Thanks, Willie. [ __ ] hate that guy. I’m broke because of him. But I have a I have a fishing bonus now. So, my fishing level is temporarily up, which makes it easier to catch fish technically. fishing. Am I right, chat? Wonder what my efficient level is with this temp boost five. Okay. Can we get efficient level up today? Maybe. Ooh, back by geode is huge. I could get a quartz from that. I’m going might break after this fish. I’m going to break these. I might get a quartz from that. So, after this fish, I’m going to break these and then give them to Gunther if I don’t get anything good from it. fire quartz, please. If it’s not a fire quartz, whatever. I’ll just either sell them to him or give him the I don’t care what it, you know, depending on what it is. But fire quartz would be the best case. If and if I get a fire course, all I got, then I can go to the mines tomorrow, get the frozen tier, and complete the minecarts, which is huge. Please. All right. Yo, dog. W luck. What’s going on? That’s crazy. All right. Well, I got the fire quartz. So, tomorrow I got to go to the mines and get the frozen tier. That’s hilarious. That’s fantastic news. But for now, we fish. Perfect. Easy. And it’s almost it’s almost eel season, but it’s not eel season yet. I’m 10 minutes away from eel season. Oh, you dirty. All right, come on. Four o’clock. Okay, it’s eel season. Any cash now could be an eel. And they’re hardly cash. So, lock in. All right. I don’t know if this is an eel cuz this is pretty easy to catch. Yeah. Mother catcher. Whoa. Or mother catch. What does that mean? Why are you calling me these things? Oh, great heavens. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Like I said, it was going to be a little difficult to catch. Immediate immediate like launch into the stratosphere. I was scared for my life, but it’s all right, chat. We caught that muffa. We caught that muffa with grace, might I add. And I think that is all of the spring fish. I’m going to check obviously make sure I have them all before the rain ends because, you know, some fish are only caught in the rain. So, I’m going to make sure I have all of the fish that I need. Unfortunately, I did not get the thing needed to finish the crab pot bundle, but it’s fine. We have the night fish. Boom. Now, with this, let me check. Uh, what kind of fish do we have? Okay. Ctrl F and then just type in spring. Okay. Sorry. Hold on. Oh, let me lock in. Anyway, we got the sunfish, we got the catfish, we got the shad, we got the carp, the largemouth bass, we got the bullhead, we have a sardine, we have an eel, and that is all of the spring specific fish. That’s fantastic. That is all of the spring specific fish. Great. What is this? Oh, yeah, the glittering boulder is what the fish tank does. Okay. So, we have all the spring fish. They changed the the reward. Wasn’t it something else before? The the the riverfish reward. Interesting. Interesting. They changed the reward. All right. What other spring things? I want to make sure we get all the spring things we can. Let’s see. We have all the forging. Um, yeah, we have all the forging. We should talk to the seller. We have all the spring crops. All the spring crops. The fruit we don’t have. But it’s fine. Once once the option for the cave is available, I’m going to ask for a fruit cave because that means I don’t got to grow any [ __ ] trees. So, you know, I’m just going to do that. You know what I’m saying? Um, yeah. All right. So, we have everything spring needed for the bundles. So, we’re good to just like do whatever we want, you know, for the rest of the season. We can just do whatever we want. We have all the spring things for the season. This is fantastic news, chat. I mean, uh, this is great. We We have a whole uh can more days just do whatever we need to do. While I’m here, I’m going to donate that fire crystal and the sardine. What am I doing? It’s the ocean bundle, the lower class sardine because otherwise that’s cringe and the fire quartz. All I got to do now is go into the mines, which I probably could do like right now. Go into the mines and get the frozen tier. And once I get that frozen tier, the mine carts are done. I get that reward. That’s major. That’s major. That also That also means I can go to the core without consequence. That means I can go to the Corey without consequence. That minecart will be active again. So, I can go to the Corey and leave without being reprimanded or dying and losing money. That’s huge. That’s huge. Okay, that’s fantastic news. I’m I think I’m I’m I’m pleased with that information. All right, put the fishing rod away, sell all the fish, and then put the coal and the bone away. I want to keep that bone because I know the fertilizer the fertilizer thing is thing. I I don’t know what the bone does. And I know good fertilizer is what I’m saying. Boom. Now we sleep. What do we not know about? Okay. The Jod. Oh, the Jodie request. So once the cauliflower is done growing, we’ll do the Jod request. Easy light work. An easy 750. Am I at a thousand again? No, I was at 200. So I should be about 900 something. My inventory is empty. The book seller’s in town today. Too bad I don’t even have $1,000. I can’t buy anything that [ __ ] You know what I’m saying? Anyway, I mean, I’m going to walk this way around because the salmon berry bushes. I want to get some salmon berry from the salmon berry bushes. What? However many I can. You know what I mean? I don’t know how many I can, but however many I can, I’m going to try. None. None. None. None. Not a single bush is carrying salmon berries. This is fantastic news. This is the greatest news I ever heard in my life, chat. I’ve never heard more exciting news. None of these bushes are carrying salmon berries. So, I’m going in raw with nothing to my name. Let’s go, chat. You ready? Level 55. Hello, sir. Do you mind? Oh my gosh. Immediate assault is crazy. die. All right. Okay. I don’t see no frozen tears chat. Okay. Okay. Still an L run so far. Okay. And we didn’t descend. We didn’t get any ladders or nothing. Oops. Well, that was a waste of an energy tick. This is terrible. Is the luck bad today? Should we have not gone to the mines? Should we have done this yesterday? What’s going on? I’m scared. That took so much. Okay, there’s quartz, which I don’t need. Oh, well. Okay, we’re good. All right. All right. Bye. We got what we needed. All right, that’s done. That’s easy. All right. So, well, that was that chat. W mining experience. I I I wasn’t going to, you know, completion. I was just going to get a frozen tier and I’m I got my frozen tier. I’m good to go. I’m I’m out. I’m out. I’m done. You know. Bye-bye, mines. I don’t need to I don’t I don’t need to go there for a while. For a while. So, summer is going to be the year, the season of Bunny. I’m going to get money in summer. I’m going to be balling. I don’t care. I don’t I’m going to be rich in summer. I I’m I’m tempted to just sleep until summer comes. Isn’t the frozen tier needed here? Nope. That would have been funny though. I would have said uh L and then walked away and give it to here anyway. And that is an entire room completed. Boil the room finished off. What was my reward? Omni Geos. Don’t mind if I do. What’s up, dogs? Dapping up these boys individually. All of them. Dapping them. I’m just dapping them up. I’m dapping them up. I’m I didn’t read what he said. I don’t care. What’s What’s good, G? Huh? Chat, what does that mean? Did he just say move [ __ ] to me? I had to kill him. He did. My bad, dog. Damn. Should have made him hurry up the pace. Yeah, you in love. Yeah, we Jeez, we locked in like We locked in like this. We locked in like this. We locked in like this. All right. Anyway, bye, dog. I’ll see you later. Don’t uh don’t forget about me. That guy’s a G. All right, so tomorrow the minecarts will be fixed. I need $42,000. I need $42,000. Chat, how do I acquire 42,000 G’s? Chat, how do I acquire How do I acquire 42,000 G’s? chat. What do I do to get 42,000 G’s, chat? I mean, boy, whatever. 42,000 G’s. I’m just thinking. I’m thinking like, what do I what do I do to get so much money, you know? Like, all this is taking forever. There’s so much that just takes so much time, you know? It’s like all this is like uh it’s taking way too long. How do I get money fast? How do I get money? The Calico Desert thing makes money, but the problem with the Calico Desert thing is I can’t get to the Calico Desert. I’m poor. So, I’m sitting here trying to think, what do I do to get funds? Do I sell wood? How much does wood sell for, chat? I’m looking it up. Why am I so mad? Who got who got bro mad like this? What’s going on? Wood. How much does wood? Why is my Why is this Why is this bad? Sells for 2G. I hate this game in particular. All right. How much does Acorn sell for? Cuz I’m assum I’m just going to assume everything else sells for a similar price. Okay. Not Acron. Acorn. Holy moly. What’s an acron chat? What is an acron? And why did I type that in? Sells for 20. Got you. It sells for 20. Understood. Sells for 20. So, I’m just going to be poor because all the things that I acquire from trees are just worth like nothing. It’s Monday and there’s no wandering trader to talk to. I’m not going to sell the seeds. I’m just going to hold on to them and whatnot. But this overgrowth is getting a little bit. I’m going to I’m going to grab a pickaxe and I’m going to grab a sickle. That way I can uh work on my farm maintenance. You know what? That’s what I’m going to do the rest of the season. I’m just going to I’m just going to clean up the farm. Yeah, that’s that’s Yeah, that’s the plan. Yep. It’s decided the rest of the season will be spent cleaning up the farm. It is necessary to disrepair after all or cleaning up to the best of my ability because there’s some things I can’t clear because I don’t have the proper tool. So, so chat What? How to How did How did I get a house plant? I don’t know. Okay. Can I place it outside? Well, if you place it outside, it’s no longer a house plant, is it? It’s It’s an outside plant. Oh, my energy is running low. I think it’s time that I wrap it up for this day. Oh, hold on. My chest not open. All right, here we go. We’re good. Great. Time to sleep, wake up, and do it again. Did I water my plants? Have you notice? Oh my goodness. I’m going to die. I have 11. Okay. 7 6 4 2 Oh, thank God I have pine cones. There, that should be enough to finish the cauliflowers. Boom. What’s happening? What’s going on? The quarry. The quarry. We’re going to the quarry tomorrow, chat, and we’re getting all the resources. We are exploring. Exploding. We’re exploring. We’re exploring the quarry resources, chat. Tomorrow, we’re going to get there for the flower dance. Oh, chat. I don’t have a partner for the flower dance. Am I cooked? It’s whatever. I don’t care. It’s not that I care anyway. No. Oh, I didn’t mean to go that far. Did I go to the desk the title? Whoops. I closed the entire game. Well, I forgot I forgot that I needed a cauliflower for Dodie. Ellipsies. Silly me on my part. You know what I mean? That’s a funky silly little thing that I did in chat. Whoops. Bro, accidentally closed the entire game instead of just closing the file. Whoops. My bad, chat. I didn’t mean to do that. That was an accident. Anyway, now that’s said and done. We’re back at it. The game will load. Hold on. Hello. There we go. Sigh. That was almost rough, but it’s okay. I saved it. Yep. I can’t uh I don’t have anybody to take to the dance with me. Will they be the same quality or they Okay. Yeah. Answer is yes. Now then, I won’t need the axe, but I’ll need my sword. I don’t think I can talk to Jody yet. So, I’m going to go to the mines first, and then with the mines, I will go to the quarry. So, I can actually safely go to the quarry without having to go through this the the skull thing, which is great. Now, if I had a speed buff, if I had a speed boost, I would 100% clear that skull thing without a problem. But I don’t have a speed boost, so I don’t I would not do that. Also, completing that skull thing, uh, what am I doing? Completing that skull thing enables some of the mines to have harder levels. I don’t appreciate that, so I’m not going to engage. Hello. Okay. Is there a way to get into his house or his his place? Is there a way to squeeze in? Oh, there is. Oh. Oh, why did I do that? Oh, why did I do that? I’m stuck here now. Why did I go and do that? I’m going to restart. I think I’m going to restart the the day. I’m going to be honest. Unless I can squeeze in there. Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. I did not I did not want to do another restart. Thank goodness that I’m able to escape like that. Oh, man. Jeez Louise. Hello. Great news. That’s great news. I didn’t bring a hoe. That’s fine. Let me go grab my hoe. I forgot about my hoe. Actually, let me just mine real quick. I mean, what am I doing? Let’s just mine real quick. Love the fact that the Corey is just available like this. And my mining went up. This is great news. So, I wonder if that artifact spot is going to give me another ancient seed. Wouldn’t that be funny? Wouldn’t that be something, chat? Yeah. All right. Well, back to the bus stop. This this thing is a one-way trip. Exiting the Corey is a one-way trip. But man, oh man, is the Corey good. Uh, probably not the uh answer to my problems, but you know, it’s close to it. Oh, I should be able to talk to Jodie. I’m going to go do that. I’m going to grab my hoe first. I’m going to go back to the quarry. Get the thing. Now, Jod’s a housewife, so Jod’s probably at home. Or is Tuesday? No, Jod would be at the uh appear shop for the exercise thing, right? Doesn’t Jody partake in that? Oh, what’s happening? Is this the Jojo cut scene where it’s like buy one get one free? Welcome to Beier. How can I help you? I’m looking for some seeds. Huh? Morris, you villain. Come and get it, folks. Coupons for 50% off your purchase and Jojo Mart. What? Well, any takers, but I can’t match those prices. I’d be selling at a loss. It must be so difficult for you to lose your loyal customers like that. But can you blame them? Jo Corporation is clearly the superior choice. Soon the whole town will realize that. All right, bro. That’s why I’m going to run you out of business. You b My nephew Shane has been staying at at my place for the last few months. Why? He helps with the chores. Look, it’s Jodie. Hello, Jodie. You’re exactly what I wanted to see. Penny’s a sweet girl. She’s been Vincent’s teacher for a while now, and she really loves her. He really loves her. Okay. Do I just give it to you like this? Great money. Oh, 350. Don’t they sell for more than 350? Why would I? Why? Why? All right, guys. Get to exercising. What’s going on? What’s taking so long? What’s up, Emily? I work part time at Gus’s saloon. It pays the bills. That’s fantastic. When are they When are they going to When are they going to hit the funky moves? Are they waiting on someone? When are they going to hit the funky moves? All right. I guess they will not be hitting the funky moves. Oh my god, Louis is taxing them. Oh, never mind. I know Louis do does his rounds to collect taxes, but like but like, you know what I mean? Anyway, well, all right. I almost forgot what my mission was. I almost forgot what I was doing. Okay, so we’re going to place this here. Jump on it. Boom. Grab it. Then do the funny glitch. Walk around. Boy, this sure does take a while. Of course, it’s not meant to be easy. Boom. Easy. All right, we go out here. I want this flute blocks. Do you guys think I can make it? I’m going to go with caution. I’m going to kill the skulls when I see them. If I complete this, I need to get a gold pickaxe before containing the mines because these rocks take a while to mine out. Come on, just die already. Dang, dang. Dang. Okay. Oh, are they going to breed? What’s going on? Yep. What a big happy family. I’m going to leave that guy alive so that he hopefully becomes Batman. I just killed him in front of his parents. He’s definitely becoming Batman. Hey, at least you’re making it easy on me. Oh, what? Okay. Hello. What’s happening? input delay randomly for no reason. It’s crazy. Oh, okay. I’m going to die. I got one. One down, a 100 more to go. Like, this just [ __ ] sinks. All right, come here. got him. Next Oh, increases attack by 10%. Don’t mind if I do. Hello, sir. Are you dead now? Oh, nope. Yep. Couldn’t be easy forever. Damn. Uhoh. Okay, there’s another one coming. Shoot. Come on, man. I’m dead. It’s up. It’s up. Yeah. Yeah, I’m up. Yeah, I’m dead. Take it. They take it slow. All right, bro. That’s kind of crazy. They just had a baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they they did a they did the funny movements and and created a child. That Yeah, that happens. Sorry, I didn’t I don’t know. I don’t sorry, you know, I didn’t see that chat message before, so apologize. But yeah, if a slime with a funny tail thing and a slime without one, if they meet, there’s a chance that they’ll interact and pop out a baby. So, yeah, they just create they just create life sometimes, you know? It’s beautiful, beautiful to watch. And I left the kid alone to become Batman. Oh. Oh, I’m rich. Yes. Cauliflowers. Yes. Hello. Well, what is it? It’s a Wednesday. What’s the Queen of Sauce recipe? It’s a rerun. I don’t care. I don’t know any of them. Great heavens colelaw just like the what the white boy that I am. All right, that’s crazy. Okay, I’m just It’s just a matter of like when I’m just going to deal with the farm today. Oh, it’s a festival today. Never mind. I’m not just dealing with the farm today. Unfortunately, I don’t got enough friends friendship points with people like that to be dancing with them. So, I got to build a silo. I’m going to get some some clay to build a silo so that I can harvest that and just get a bunch of hay, which would be good for when I eventually make the farm. But obviously, I don’t have one yet. when I inevitably when I inevitably and eventually go to make the farm. I should just get clay right now while I wait for the festival to open up. So, I can’t even I’m pretty sure if I Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’m just going to get some clay while I can. I know how to. It’s just like it’s a random chance. If the luck is bad, I don’t think I’m getting much. I have three clay already. All right, never mind. Was that three? I can’t read. I had clay already. So, I’m just going to randomly just dig up plots of of land until I get some clay right around here. I don’t know how much clay I need. It might be 10 clay. I don’t know. But I know I need clay. So, we’re gathering clay. Oh, okay. Well, the dance has begun. I have six clay. Can I get one more? Can I get one more? Hold on. Wait. That’s so lame. All right. Whatever. Yeah, I have nine clay. Okay. Well, I get some more tomorrow. Whatever. Yikes. That was a risky one. And now I’m out of energy. Of course, I’m good, I think. Oh, would you look at that. Hey, this place kind of looks better than it did before. Oh, lucky me. I’m rich. Wait, they sell something here. I’m too broke. Everything hurts. Everything hurts. Everything hurts. Everything hurts. Everything hurts. Everything hurts. Everything hurts. I’m in pain. I’m in pain. I’m in pain. I can’t get the rare crow. I’m in pain. I forgot about the rare crow. That’s crazy. I’m flattered, but no. All right, bro. Oh, no. Thanks, Robin. Will you be my dance partner? Will you be my dance partner? But I’m going to say no. All right. You all are a bunch of losers. I didn’t want to ask you. You’re ugly. You’re hideous. Yeah, that’s what I [ __ ] thought. You stupid ugly ass [ __ ] Good grief. That [ __ ] was lame. All right, well time to go to sleep. How’s my farm? Strawberries good. Strawberries are lame. Honestly, chat. Honestly, chat. Honestly, chat. Honestly, chat. It’s not working. The music is no workie. This is why. This is why. All right. And you remember that. I’m stream. I’m ending stream. Why is bro a genuine tweaker? What’s going on? W stream. We did great things in today’s stream. Got a second agent seed. completed a couple of bundles, completed an entire room, actually I think about it. Oh, you know, we some we we we went from rags to riches. Not that much riches, but better than it was before. Um did some great things. Great things occurred. It was fantastic. I had fun. Anyway, chat, see you guys next stream. I don’t know when it will be, but Subnotica hardcore on the way.
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