I tried to 100% TERRARIA in 365 days…

After absolutely cruising through all of the bosses in the last video, which I highly recommend you go and check out because if you watch this video, it probably won’t make a lot of sense, I think that maybe we should turn up the source a little bit and maybe put in something that will keep me on my toes. I’ll be playing Terraria for an entire year. Sort of. Let me explain. 1 year in real life is obviously 365 days. So 1 year in Terraria is obviously 365 days. Each day in Terraria lasts 24 minutes. And if you do some quick maths, you then realize that one year in Terraria is about 146 human hours. It’s It’s about that. And now that we’ve got the boring bit out of the way, it’s time to see how much progress I can make in 1 year of playing Terraria. And if you like this kind of video, please drop a like and maybe subscribe and join the Quidlad Massive. And you couldn’t make this [ __ ] up. I’ve now got a cold. Chapter eight. Um, all right, fine. Look. All right, I get it. I’m clueless. And to really add petrol onto the burning house, which is my health, I didn’t really know what to do. And standing around doing nothing wasn’t going to be the answer for it. I decided the best way to cure my boredom was to become a gardener after I bought a strangely large amount of pumpkin seeds. I don’t know why I bought this many. So, I planted a couple of pumpkins, ran all the way back home, and decided to get into bed because realistically, how else are they going to grow? And weirdly, to nobody’s surprise, when it rains, things grow. And what better way to harvest my newly grown pumpkins than use a power drill. So, after committing the pumpkin cost against the pumpkin I can’t believe I’ve just said that, what better way to celebrate committing mass murder against pumpkins than going for a piss? Because clearly planting pumpkins really makes my bladder work. Once I had returned from emptying my bladder, I needed to go back to Skeleton’s dungeon. And upon reaching his dungeon, I appear to have walked in on the set of Eyes Wide Shut [Music] because what in the [ __ ] is going on here? After watching them headbang for a little bit, I don’t know what they’re headbanging to. I watched them headbang for a period because to be honest, it was quite funny. At first, I thought I could interact with this weird medallion thing, and I realized very quickly that I couldn’t. After realizing that I couldn’t actually interact with it, I decided to massacre all the people worshiping it. All of a sudden, a 15th century plague doctor decided to summon him. The 15th century plague doctor then started attacking me, and it turned out it was a [ __ ] mini boss fight. The doctor managed to summon in that dragon from Spirited Away, and at this point, I knew I was Cream Cracker. I was [ __ ] Obviously, I wanted revenge. And I headed straight back to Skeleton’s dungeon. A And they weren’t even there. They can’t even conceive of what I’m capable of. It’s so far beyond them. I’m like a god in a human clothing. Lightning bolts shoot through my fingertips. I waited an entire day and headed straight back for Skeleton’s dungeon again. And this time, they were actually there headbanging again to a strange floating medallion thing. But instead of massacring them, I went into the dungeon, got the electropplasms. I went and made two of these pumpkin moon things because to be quite honest with you guys, I I didn’t back myself. All right, I’ve got no confidence in myself or my ability on this game. So, not knowing what the pumpkin moon actually is. I waited until it was nighttime and activated it. And I waited because I thought it was a boss fight, but it turned out not to be a boss fight, it turned out to be one of these endless survival wave type things. I easily defeated the first five rounds, but by the time I got to round seven, these ginormous tree monster things. What the [ __ ] I think it’s fair to say I didn’t handle this very well. And to add the icing on the cake, it became daytime and the pumpkin mood was over. So, what a [ __ ] waste this was. Moving away from that um slight disaster with the pumpkin moon, it soon came to my attention that the Quidolis HQ needed a serious serious revamp. a six-year-old in [ __ ] art class could make something better than this. But anyways, I completed the construction and I can finally show you guys what I did because I’m actually quite chuffed with it. Look at how nice everything is. Everything is connected. It looks more presentable. It looks more like a house now instead of the [ __ ] Teen Titans tower. It doesn’t really look like that anymore. However, my happiness was very short-lived as I quickly realized when you zoom out, it looks like the World Trade Center. Anyways, moving away from my poor architecture, I knew that time was very slowly ticking [Applause] [Music] away and I was starting to worry that I was going to approach a year on Terraria and hadn’t actually done anything. After realizing a year on Terraria isn’t actually that long, I started to panic quite a bit. I knew that if I was going to take out the final boss of the game, I think there’s a final boss. I’m fairly sure there is. I can’t be wasting precious Terraria time on doing silly things. And I decided to go and waste time doing silly things as I decided to take out Gollum again. Oh. Oh, sorry, Jeffrey Epstein. I headed back to Gollum’s temple and killed him in a very swift 36 seconds, which is pretty impressive considering I am absolutely terrible at this game. But regardless of whether I liked it or not, the clock was going to keep ticking. And whether I liked it or not, I was seriously going to have to up my game. After doing a fair bit of mining in the jungle, I had quite a lot of cl whatever. Oh, [ __ ] off. I had quite a lot of green bars and I also had a lot of electropplasms from killing all of those things in Skeleton’s base. However, the number wasn’t quite high enough. So, I decided to head back. Why? Why are they back? Why Why are you doing what you’re doing? Why do they actually worship this? I don’t understand. It’s just a [ __ ] floating medallion, you stupid. I’m not going to attack them. Not after last time. Well, that didn’t last long. I mean, it does beg the question of what would a 17th century plague doctor say about the Terraria developers using his image rights in Terraria? You can’t use my image rights. They’re protected by the OD law of England. Or he might say, I mean, sure, you can use my image rights. I’ve been dead for about 400 years, Miss Fine. But he’d probably just say, I am very delightful of this packet of cheeseflavored mini chedders. I eventually realized that I had absolutely no chance against this Donnie. So, I decided to return home because what’s the [ __ ] point of getting my ass handed to me by a [ __ ] plague doctor? Now, because this is technically a blind run, I can’t go on the wiki and look up things because that’s [ __ ] cheating. And with more precious minutes ticking away from the one-year challenge, I couldn’t waste any time. And who else was I going to call? I wasn’t going to call the sexual health clinic and say that I have herpes. We [ __ ] off. I was going to call Len Griffith instead. the man that helped me beat Melania in the original Elder Ring playthrough. Oh my god. He told me to go looking for some kind of worm in a mushroom place. And to be honest, I hung up immediately because what the [ __ ] does that mean? After I realized that Lennon is not a homosexual, I decided to go and try and find this worm. And with my trusty bugs net, I scoured the surface for a tiny little worm thing. I actually don’t know how I’m going to do this. And after a while, I managed to pick up a few of these truffle worms. And for some reason, the bait number was 666, which is definitely not suspicious at all. Moving away from the suspicious looking bait for one second, I got a tiny bit distracted. And while I was building up towards the sky base, some weird [ __ ] probe thing decided to have a chinwag. I think it proceeded to smell me or something, but it got one whiff of me and it shot straight off. And honestly, I didn’t think anything of it because the Martians are invading. The Martians are invading. Oh my god, they’ve got a UFO. Not the Dutch flag. Not the Dutch flag. I wasn’t even excited for this invasion. I wasn’t even terrified. I was just absolutely baffled. Moving away from my utter levels of confusion and distress. The alien invaders weren’t actually that bad, and they were very quickly vaporized by my Terrar Blade. After double-checking that all the Martians were dead and there weren’t any left, I decided to go and check how long we had left on the game. And to my absolute joy, I’d only played about 53 hours, which is way less than I was expecting and takes a big weight off my shoulders. So good, I can actually now [ __ ] around and do stupid things. And what stupid things did I go and do? I decided to bin off my hallowed armor because it’s shocking. It’s so bad. And decided to upgrade to green armor instead. Actually, while I’m recording this, how do you actually pronounce it? Chlorophyll chlorophyll chlorop armor. Not chlamydia, chlorite. And upon doing so, I have now become a Sims character. Anyways, moving away from this, I decided to go in copper fishing rod, skipped along to the beach, and created a little pier for myself because I don’t want to get my feet wet, and decided to go and fish with a totally not suspicious bait whatsoever. [Music] Chapter nine, fishing [ __ ] and complete foolery. Now, as I’ve never fished before, during, or since this video, I had no idea what I was doing or what I should be looking for. So, for about 5 to 10 minutes, I just stood there like a complete bell end trying to figure this out. And as soon as I pulled the line in, I also pulled in Juke Fishhorn. And within seconds, Juke Fishhorn had completely dismembered me. Of course, you all know I love a bit of boss prep. I don’t really need to say what I did. I mean, you can already see what I did because it’s what I do for every single boss in this game. And yes, I put the hallowed armor back on briefly because I quite liked it, but then I took it off again for some reason. I also decided that moving around with just a jetpack is a bit [ __ ] and my legs just are really small. So, I decided to go and get myself a noble slime steed. In order to do this, I had to reummon in Queen Slime. It was about 15 times. She didn’t [ __ ] drop it, but eventually she did. And I can now ride around on a multicolored slime for [ __ ] sake. And I did a tiny bit more preparation. I built this absolute like little piss house thing. I don’t know what it is. I slapped a bed inside the piss house, which meant if I died, I didn’t have to run all the way back there from the Quadropolis HQ, which took about 3 to 5 minutes. It was not really ideal. After doing a little bit more fishing and pulling the beast juke fish horn out of the water, and this slime steed. Oh my god. Game changer. game changer. I was dodging his 9/11 dive bomb attacks easily. Honestly, this fight became a piece of piss. I ducked and weaved pretty easily out of the way of most of his attacks. And eventually, the beast went splat. This slime stained. Honestly, it actually makes me just want to leave the room. I’m not exaggerating. I’m just I’m just going to leave. I decided to make my way back to the Quropolis HQ where they were still there headbanging. Honestly, do they not have a job? Now, after beating Juke Fishorn, my ego was just on another level, man. And the only way to bring down my ego is to take on the plague doctor and just get my ass absolutely handed to me. And of course, the one time I actually wanted to die in this game, I [ __ ] killed it. Like, what the [ __ ] However, amidst my celebrations, I didn’t notice this message down at the bottom. Celestial creatures are invading. Apparently, whatever a celestial creature is, I What the hell is that? It’s like something I flushed down the toilet. What the [ __ ] Upon realizing my world was being invaded by mutant turds, I knew that defeating them would probably give me really good rewards. I went and took out the first two floating [ __ ] things, and I was given fragments of each one. Upon returning to the quid droplets HQ, I managed to get this weapon. It does an absurd amount of damage. I went and continued my mission of taking out the strange looking turd things. There wasn’t really much to say about the third one. I took both of them out fairly quickly, although on the fourth one, I noticed a very weird effect on the screen. For a moment, I thought I had consumed too many Jagger bombs, but after rubbing my eyes, I realized that I hadn’t. I didn’t really know what to do, so I just stood still. Oh my god. To my absolute horror, I realized that the Moon Lord got summoned in after you beat all four of the floating turds. I assumed that this was the final boss of Terraria, and my suspicions were very quickly confirmed as my ass was very swiftly handed to me. I also went and finally upgraded my armor from Cleforite armor to be armor. And you’re probably thinking to yourself, how on earth did you know this was in the game? You are a complete noob. And you you’d be right with that. I actually discovered it by complete accident. And I’m not joking. This was a genuine accident. If you kill Gollum enough times, you’ll get something called a beetle husk. I didn’t think anything of this other than it was some sort of weird accessory item. I I didn’t know what to think of it. And as I’ve massacred a fair amount of turtles in my time, I had a fair amount of turtle shells as well. And after making myself turtle armor, went to go and use my anvil and bang, beetle armor. Nice. Moving on to someone who is an accident. Quidd bro decided to ruin my playthrough a little bit. Well, to be honest, I mean, how else was I going to find out about this? He told me that if you create a new world with a seed, get fixed, boy. You can immediately tell that something isn’t right as you’re loading in. And once you do, you get put into this weird baron landscape thing. And before leaving my room, he decided to drop a very, very big clue. Quidd lad, you might want to bring the mechanical eye, the mechanical skull, and the mechanical worm with you into this place. I followed his instructions, weirdly. Using my trusty anvil, I came across what I think he wanted me to craft. It was an item called Oram’s razor. I don’t know what the [ __ ] that even means. But for some reason, the name Oram sounded familiar. I I couldn’t really put my finger on why, but I knew it sounded familiar. But of course, instead of trying to figure out what on earth I was actually thinking about, I went and used the razor. And I really wish I didn’t because what the [ __ ] is that? Oh my god. This has got to be one of the most cursed things I’ve ever seen in my life. Mecha was summoned in, and honestly, I I didn’t even know what to think. I I was just in absolute shock of what I was looking at. But it was also the boss that I found probably the easiest of them all because all I had to do was just run away. And even if you’ve watched one of my videos, you’ll know that running away is something that I definitely specialize in. To my immense satisfaction, I took out Skeleton Prime first, followed by the Destroyer, and then finally the twins. And that puts to bed one of the weirdest bosses I’ve ever fought in my life. Speaking of bosses, I’ve still got one left. The final chapter, Moon Beam. After I had recovered from the traumatic experience that was Mech Dooza, I unfortunately came to a rather disgusting conclusion. I finally had to bite the bullet and go and take on Moon Lord. I’d only faced Moon Lord once before this and it was a complete disaster. There’s no I can’t really put it any other way. It was a [ __ ] disaster. And I knew for this boss fight I was going to have to do prep like I’ve never done prep before. And no, I don’t mean building in a straight line and just putting bonfires in it. I just mean building in a straight line and not putting bonfires in it. I decided to try and get a little bit more practice in on him by taking out all of the floating turds again. Waited for the game to gaslight me thinking I was drunk before he summoned in though. I thought, hm, maybe I should run away and go and fight him in the boss arena that I’ve used for all the other bosses in the game, or a majority of them. Anyway, unfortunately, however, I hadn’t set my spawn point at the little like shanty beach house thing. I knew that this was a race I was not going to win. And for once, I was actually right. Moon Lord summoned in midway through the air, and the only thing I could do was just keep running away like an absolute [ __ ] And the fight was on. We finally had a decent shot at Moon Lord. And to be honest, I didn’t actually do that bad. I put up a noble fight, even though I spawned in at the complete wrong place. I actually got him down to half health, which is not bad. But the inevitable happened. I mean, come on. I’m not I’m not going to beat him, am I? I can’t do it. I’m not going to be able to beat him. I I literally can’t do it. And so I stood there contemplating my life, not really knowing what to do. All right. All right. Fine. I’ll give it another try. And if I’m going to be a really, really difficult boss, it only calls for one thing. Going into this fight, I knew that time was on my side. I had about 83 hours on the game, so I could have numerous cracks at him and have a fair amount of time left. Before I summoned him in, I needed to make sure that the arena was long enough because this boss has a [ __ ] ton of health. And realistically, my tactic of running away is only going to work if the platform is long enough. So, it really was a case of longer is better. And with that, I have 12 attempts. Let’s get started. Attempt number one was pretty straightforward. summoned in Moonlord and started using the vortex blaster. This attempt was more me getting to grips with the fight and Jesus Christ, I had to duck and weave like never before. My classic tactic of just running away didn’t work. And this death laser attack did a serious amount of damage and was quite hard to dodge if he was in the middle of doing it. I put up a valiant effort, but unfortunately I was hit with a testicle blast. And that was the end of attempt one. Pretty much getting my bearings and getting to grips with his attack patterns. But yeah, not not a very good attempt. Attempt number two was pretty much the same as attempt number one, but this time I am a complete and utter syndrome. I completely forgot to remove the sky base that was just taking up so much [ __ ] space. I don’t know why I didn’t just remove this. But it definitely backfired as it was so annoying to maneuver around. And then one of his mini death lasers got me. And that was that. Attempt number two. Also a great failure. Number three was probably even worse. I I seemed to have dementia. I couldn’t get much distance between me and him. He caught me up and I got death lasered again. I was rapidly losing hope. I wasn’t even getting past halfway and if I did, I would die instantly. Attempt number four was the most brain dead, stupid, useless. I I’ve got no words. I got spit roasted by the death lasers. Honestly, it was just the most [ __ ] stupid attempts. Number five was just same old same old retardism. Didn’t move out of the way of the death laser. And again, it’s just incompetence. Incompetence costs me more than anything. For this one, however, I decided to change weapons. I had enough of this machine gun [ __ ] thing, so I decided to go for this javelin thing. I I saw it before, but I didn’t craft it. I wasn’t particularly filled with confidence at the beginning, but Jesus Christ, it it was good. It was really good. It was flipping marvelous. Running away and throwing a javelin. Oh my god. The two best things in life. Although I don’t know anything about javelin throwing. All of the fails and trials and tribulations of Terraria. I was going to do it. I could feel it. My hands started shaking with excitement. I got so close. And my reaction kind of says it all. No. Oh no. I thought I was going to do it. Oh my god. After I got excruciatingly close to beating Moon Lord, I knew that the end was nine. All I had to do was just survive that little bit longer and I could do it. And there wasn’t much left to do. His heart opened and he was there for the taking. I guess the question has been answered. Can you beat Terraria in a year? Yes, you can. As I sat in the Quolis HQ, all had been done. I guess you can beat Terraria in a year. Thank you for getting this far in the video. It does mean a lot. This video has been a nightmare to edit. If you did enjoy this style of video, please subscribe and join the Quidad Massive. And I’ll catch you all in the next

Can you beat Terraria in A SINGLE YEAR?? – Well, I decided to find out on this NEW terraria challenge run! Can I get to Moonlord in time?? Honestly I can’t wait for the Terraria new 1.4.5 update! This Terraria challenge run has been so much fun to film, I loved it! Enjoy Guys!

P.S – I am sorry this video took a little longer than usual. Please, if you have anything on your mind: speak about it. Mental health matters!

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—————————————————Timestamps!—————————————————
Intro! 00:00
Chapter 8! 00:57
Chapter 9! 09:17
Mechdusa! 13:31
The Final Chapter! 15:10

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