How I Crafted 1,000,000 Items in Minecraft

How I Crafted 1,000,000 Items in Minecraft

Crafting is easy. See? Click, click, click, and boom. I’ve already crafted 12 things. But how long would it take to do 1 million crafts? Probably long time. Luckily, every time I craft, I get currency to spend on upgrades. That should make crafting just a little bit faster. Ooh. Oh, yeah. Look at that one. Ah. Yeah, just a little bit. So, that’s 12 crafts down, 999,988 to go. Uh-oh. It’s really now just setting in. Shoot, man. A million crafts. Oh, this is going to take a while. Ah, that’s fine. My my index finger was overrated. Anyways, seems like wood’s going to be the best thing for us to start with all our crafting. We do one oak log. We get four crafts for that cuz we got the four planks. And I’ve got a genius plan. Well, I hope it works at least. Okay. Does this count as one? Yes. Check it out. We got an extra craft for making a button, which means we’re sitting pretty on 15 more crafts. Oh, what was that? Shop portal. Did I get this from crafting buttons? This is the weirdest button I’ve ever seen. What can I do with it? Oh, what could this be? Let’s go inside. Oh, check her out, dude. Look at this. It’s like a store of different crafting items. No, look at this one. Infinity crafter. Oh, shiny, man. But it costs a million. In fact, all of these look pretty expensive. 35,000 even for those ones. What can we afford? Big saw. That’s the closest one. We only need a few more crafts for that. Actually, I think we may already have enough. Let’s see. That should be 16 if my numbering is numbering. And there we go. 64. Ah, just like my old Nintendo. All right, we came. We big sawed. And hopefully we get to conquer with this thing. That’d look pretty sharp. Let’s get to lumberjacking. Uh um this doesn’t seem much faster than just using my fist. Does this thing come with an instruction manual? Use on tree to chop down the whole tree in a second. Well, this not working. Do I just Sheep, you saw nothing. Oh, you right click. Oh my gosh. Well, that’s what you do. You right click with it. Are you crafty is not the brightest tool in the shed? Let’s see. Ho ho. We’re in business now. 1 million craps, here we come. Hey, uh, Siri, uh, you don’t need to cancel all of my appointments for the next week or so. Sure. Do you also want me to cancel your tow jam removal appointments? Uh, no. We can keep those. Heck yeah, dude. We got so many logs from met so quickly. And just like that, boom. 160 crafts. Uh, maybe we could buy something now. I don’t want to use up all my planks for buttons if I don’t have to. Let’s see. Woodworker. Ah, this will only cost 100. Thank you. Advanced looking. Let’s see what it actually Oh, is that a buzz on it? I like where this is going. It’s perfect. I’ll be able to slice my apple just like my mommy does for lunch. All right, how do I put it on? Clicking it. Does it work? Do I drop it? Oh, hey, that did it. Yes. Slice away, my boy. Delicious. Now all I need is a little peanut butter and we’re good to go. Uh what the heck? What is this apple made of? This buzz saw needs some sharpening apparently. Maybe it doesn’t work on items. Why don’t we try with the planks instead? Oh yes. Ah, sweet. And hey, did you see my currency? We get four crafts for that. If my numbers are numbering again, that’s a bonus. Yeah, doing it the normal way, we only get four crafts for two planks. But if we put one of the planks on the wood, if we put one of the planks on the woodworker, we get a double bonus. Can I put a bunch of you? Ah, sweet. I can. Wait, I need to check something. All right, let’s get some more regular logs and then if my scientific calculations are correct, wrote them on a napkin. Then, yes, look, it turns into planks, which could mean we could go full factorial on this world. Let me buy another one of these. Yeah. Put you down and get to crafting. Hopefully, this spits it right into the next one. No. Okay. Well, we’ll just place it down on the other side. Wait, can I break this? Is it bedrock? Is this now your new Did I just break my Oh, man. Woodworker, you think about what you’ve done. Spitting is bad, but if you’re going to do it, at least spit faster. I just make a stack of buttons just to be able to buy another one of these. All right, there we go. Take two. Let’s try right next to it instead. All right, let’s put some logs on. And with any luck, come on. Choppy choppy. Let’s get moving, dude. I’ve got a million more crafts to make. Yes, it works. Automation, no breathing. Uh, what’s the rest of the song? Anyways, we’ve done it. We’ve got an instant log to stick system, and we cut so many bonus crafts for doing that. Now, this is going to be a little bit slower than actually just crafting by hand, but at least it does it on its own. Okay, what I think I want to do is make a little house to put all my automation machines inside of. So, I’m hoping we can mine these up with a pickaxe. Chicken behold, you’re about to witness a Okay, whatever, man. Do I get points for every craft? Yep, it went up one. All right, well, that’s good to know, too. I hopefully we can mine this with a pickaxe. All right, perfect. Now we can actually build a house area and put these guys inside. Chicken, you are uninvited. And we’re already out of wood. All right, let’s put some wood workers down. We can get them crafting away. Yeah, and we’ve got our buzz saw. Not only am I going to need a million crafts, so I’m going to need that anyways to get this house going. Yes. So satisfying, if not a little ecologically insensitive. But hey, maybe we can step up to some different types of things to craft once we get enough of our house going initially. A look at that. They grow up so fast. They grow up so craft. I missed my chance. Yeah. Home sweet home or a factory sweet factory. Why don’t we get one more woodwork? That way we can get actual planks and then we can start turning some of them into sticks, too. Because if I’m going to get to a million crafts, we might need to pick up the pace just a little bit. There we go. We got two separate areas of workflow. this one to just get me playing so I can keep expanding my factory. And this one is she surely forgetting us extra crafts. Look at them coming in now. Man, I’m going to have to get some more wood to keep up production. All right, that should be enough to get us our next Wait, my craft stop. What happened? Did the machines malfunction? What is that? Wait, who is that? Zombies. Oh. Oh my gosh. What are you? Um, okay. Uh, let’s just get our tools and uh relocate shop. They broke my tools. Where’s my woodworker? Oh my gosh, though. Okay, we’re pegorded. All right. Um, well, we’re going to abandon this factory. Shut it down, chicken. How could you? Just because I uninvited you to my house doesn’t mean you needed to foil my production plans. A shoot, man. Well, we need to make sure they don’t follow us to our next woodworking facility. And we do that by the blade. Boys, this is what happens when you try and unionize. Nothing I can do about it. This is in the contract. I am allowed to do this per our stipulations. It’s better we just move on. But it was good memories while it lasted. Oh yeah, this looks like a good spot to break ground. And done. Well, for now, we don’t have that many more wood pieces left, but I wanted to lay the foundation down. I saw some of the crafting things inside the shop here, and I have a feeling we’re going to be expanding our factory over time. For now, though, we need to get our hands on a few more woodworkers so we can get these auto crafts coming on in. I’m sorry, trees. I’m almost done chopping you down. I promise. Instantly breaks promise. All right, get the buzzing, boys. and watch as the number of crafts just flies on in. In fact, we could probably load up one of these with an extra crafter and then we can get some sticks and even double down. And then the driller is going to be ours. Look at these boys helping me out while I work on the house. Kind of like having roommates they don’t have to worry about feeding. I mean, seriously, look, we can already afford the next item. All right, finish up this wall. And just like that, we can already afford that driller we saw earlier. Thank you very much. Oh, and a water cutter. Water could that be for? Yeah. No, I don’t need to spend 500 currency on a water cutter. I’ve got a saw right here. Yeah, we’re making progress. Believe me. But hookie, let’s check out this driller item. Oh, snap. This guy feels straight out of Mad Max. All right, can we get inside? Wow. And it’s good at drilling grass. Compelling. All right, pig. You’re probably want to stay away from this drill. Let’s take it into a cave and see how effective it is there. Wa! Look how look how good it is at getting cobblestone, man. Oh, we’re going to have the best base ever. Now, I’m going to get so many easy cobblestone mining away here. It doesn’t look like it actually mines the ore, so we will still need to craft pickaxes in the event we need those for anything. But this thing is sweet. Can I take you with me? Ah, sweet. Portable. It’s a good thing, too, cuz speaking of drills, I need to drill into my head that I need to keep putting planks in these things if I want to get automatic crafting going. All right, couple in there. Throw a few more in here. And honestly, I think I want to go ahead and block off this area in case any more nasty show up at some point. Why don’t we replace these? Can’t have two different types of doors in the front. Uh, hideous alert. No thank you. All right, that should do it. And hey, nice. They finished up. Okay, we can get the next item already. All right, water cutter. Make room for you. Check this thing out. This is incredible. I don’t know what it does, but it looks incredible. I’m getting kind of hungry, though. We’ll have to figure out what it does in a second. These apples just aren’t going to cut it. Oh, villagers, check out this hot new whip. Might want to watch out. The front’s a little bit pointy. You don’t mind if I grab some bread, do you? He’s like, "Let the riff raff leave me alone." We’ll just drill on through. And all right. Uh, nope. Note to sell. A powerful drill. Great for stone versus uh wheat and tiny bits of shredded hay. It’s like an eyebrow. I don’t think so. Shoot, man. It’s getting late, too. 99. No, Jeremy. This is my All right, we can share. Really? You leave that quickly. What about my breakfast? Have to turn all those bales of hay into wheat and then that wheat into bread. We got like 400 extra craft currency for that. And oh, incredible. There’s more mobs. Wait, my stuff. Did they get my machines? Oh, it doesn’t look like it. I may have caught them just in time. Stay back, you monsters. I don’t want your crafting tables. I’ve got more than enough crafts to do on my own. Goodness. All right, let’s see. Did they mess up anything inside of my factory? No. Okay, good. I’m glad I closed the doors behind me. Shoot, man. We got to figure out where all these mobs are coming from. They’re going to get in the way of my crafting and ruin my mojo. Can’t have that. All right, let’s figure out what this water cutter is all about. Get some more crafts going in the meanwhile. What can I do with this thing exactly? Wait, maybe we can mine it and see if it tells us. Shoot high pressure water. Oo, it cuts stones in half. Well, fancy that luck. We’ve cut a bunch from drilling earlier. Let’s see. Do we put you on top there? And Oh, yeah. Oh my gosh. How many did we get from that? One cobblestone gets us what was that? Eight. Eight crafts from one cobblestone. With all this cobblestone, it means we should have at least five more crafts we can make with it all. And actually, we can afford one more. I Let’s get another. Thank you, good sir. And let’s place you both down. Perfect. All right, let’s drop you on this guy. We’ll put another one right over here. Oh my goodness. Look how many crafts we’re getting already, dude. This is insane. I’m going to need to expand my factory very quickly. Uh, I guess I’ll have to do some oldfashioned crafting as well. If I’m going to have a serious factory, I’m going to have to make some renovations here. I think what I want to do is make every single room inside my factory kind of like themed based on the machine it’s got. Well, we’re have to do something about all this trash on the ground, too. We’ll do that after a nice night’s rest. See, I’m environmentally conscious. So, I may have gotten a little bit carried away, but if I’m going to get to a million crafts, I’m going to do it in style and aesthetic. Oh, right. Probably should have had crafts going while I was building, but that’s all right. We can actually buy a good handful more things. So, why don’t we go to the shop portal and fill out this bottom area? Two more of you will do. And why don’t we get a couple more woodworkers as well? And then let’s see what we have. Chessman. Chester. Oh, okay. Well, I know what I need to do immediately. More water cutters. More cobblestone. And honestly, I should probably get a couple hoppers going to start collecting all these items that show up on the ground. Now, I’m pretty much out of cobblestone. We’ve got this one more here. Let’s get some more drilling going in the meanwhile. I know we can go get Chester at this point, but I need to get more cobblestone going. That way, we can get to our million faster than ever. Oh yeah, this is so good. Honestly, I’m just going to dig in a straight hole and just see how many hundreds we can get. Oh, a mine shaft, too. All right, let’s see if there’s anything else going on. Any ores? iron. Oh my gosh, that’s a low. Maybe I can drill him. Go attack. Whoa. Whoa. Did I just launch that TNT? Oh my goodness. I did. This driller can fire off TNT. Well, this is a bad boy if I’ve ever seen one. Yeah. Boom, baby. Reveal the ores to your boy Crafty. I could use some armor at this point. A job well done. The mobs are all cleared. Oh. Um, and apparently heard me talking smack about him. More difficult. Okay. Well, armors pro probably good idea. I mean, there’s a decent amount of it here, but we’ll probably need to go deeper if I want to get fully geared up. No, a a roof might be helpful at some point. All right, we’ll load up each of these stone cutters, and then we can buy Chester. Wonder how he’s going to be helping us today. Let’s find on out. It’s time, buddy. Welcome to the fray. Wa! Look at my currency. Chester, did you just 10x? Oh my gosh. Yo, we’re raking in the currency now. Oh, buddy. I knew I needed you by my side. Where’d he go? Wait, is this him? Chester, did you jump into my hot bar, man? There you are. Oh, it’s like a little summoner item. Ah, bring it with me. Nice. All right, buddy. Well, welcome to your new humble abode. Uh, there’s stuff all over the ground and kind of smells bad, but that’s just part of being a bachelor. Well, my boy, thanks to your efficiency, we’ve cut 21,000 currency. Armor’s cooking up. Finally found a use for all these sticks we’ve been collecting. We mightn’t be able to afford our next thing already. So, why don’t we see what we can buy? Sand vacuum. 10,000 smackaroonies. It’s all right. Actually, I’ve been meaning to clean up the beach nearby. Pretty sure I saw a bunch of plastic straws and trash over there. Got to do my part by hitting the beach with a fart. A reverse fart, cuz it’s, you know, sucking backwards. Anyways, I mean, collecting sand’s cool and all, but I’m not sure exactly what I’m going to do with it. I know you can make sandstone with it, but that seems a little underwhelming compared to everything else that’s been going on. Dude, this is satisfying, too. They call me the sand man. You are getting very sleepy. You are susceptible to manipulation. Subscribe. Let’s go ahead and spruce up our house though with, you know, a ceiling. Happy to say your boy’s been busy. Feels like home. Feels like an industrial factory, but that could be home. I’m just glad we found some use for all that sand we gathered a little bit earlier. All right, but let’s see what we can get in our shop next. Sand yacking. We got that. Okay. Oh, sand squisher. Huh? I could have guessed that. But does that mean we actually do something with the sand after all? Put John in my boy. 13 231. And after we do that, we get Whoa. 391. That’s almost 200. For how much? What do we get? 16 at a time. Holy moly. That is a lot of crafts right there, guys. We might be in the money with that beach nearby. Wow. That went through 64 so quickly. Chester, my boy, we’re got to be rich. Not literally. That’s We’re sitting on a gold mine over here. Well, it seems we could probably um just vacuum it all up. I’m I’m not too worried about my sunbathing. I have been kind of into building, so I think I want to give this uh sand squisher its own dedicated room as well. So, why would we just gather a little bit and then we can get working on that build? I mean, honestly, this factory looks so cool on the outside. Do you like the button crewman? Did I say that word right? If I were a sandstone room, I feel like I’d probably be in the basement or something. kind of like an ancient Egyptian uh temple or pyramid or what have you. Yeah, let’s do that. I’ve got the perfect spot, too. We can have a nice little trap door area down here, and we can use our driller to clear out the basement real fast. Oh. Oh. Oh my gosh. Oh, dude. Oh no. I think it did break some of it. Gosh dang it. Honestly, this is probably good enough size room anyway. So, we’ll clean up the walls. Kind of nervous to see what happened upstairs. Please, please be minimal damage. High stairs. Why? behind my wall, too. Oh, shoot. The buttons. Now, you’ve gone too far, driller. It’s the last time I used you near my house. And now we beautify. Uh, Derek, would you mind? The good news is we made the room. It’s nice and finished. The bad news, we pretty much used up all of our sand. So, just so that we can have a good new sandwich. The good news is that I never said I’d be getting to a million crafts effectively. All right, let’s place you down. All right, and in you go. Crush it away, my boy. Ah, yeah. That is so fun to watch. Some more, please. Thank you. Well, let’s go ahead and put our little sandstone squisher to use already. Honestly, there’s not too much sand here to begin with. I don’t think we’re going to get that many crafts out of it. All right, so let’s see what five and 1 half stacks of sand’s going to get us. Nice. Okay, so we got like what? About 3,000 from that. That’s not bad. It only cost us destroying a beautiful natural habitat. Industrial drier. 20,000. We’re just shy. I’m pretty sure we’ve got some cobblestone upstairs so we could run our stone cutters a little bit longer. All right, boys. Do your thing. Yeah, time for the industrial dryer. I’m not entirely sure how this is going to help me with crafts. But what’s it? How does it Oh, okay. Uh, all right, Chester. We might need to be a little bit careful with this one. Looks like all it did was turn all the grass into dirt. Oh, crafting spider. No, get blown on. Oh, it lights him on fire. Oh my gosh. Enderman. Wait, is that a crafting enderman? No, no, no, no, no. Okay, eat the bread, crafty. Everything’s fine. Time to destroy the poor landscape just trying to stay alive against these guys. I mean, I guess I’m glad I got a weapon, but I feel like I wasted all my crafts. And of course, mobs have increased in difficulty, too. I will admit, though, it is a very powerful weapon. It’s got knockback and fire flames. Well, let’s see what’s next in the shop menu. Bone meal blaster. 35,000. Hey, that one’s less. What is this on discount or something? What happened to it? I don’t know. I’m skeptical. Why don’t we just focus on the bone meal blaster? I did just absolutely shred my lawn. Maybe that thing can help us like grow some of the grass back. Ah, yes. We love industry, don’t we? Wow. We’re getting this so fast. All right. Well, heck, not as worried as I was before. Definitely got enough supplies to expand my factory when it comes time. Almost there. Almost. Yes. 35,000. All right. Where are you? Bone meal blaster. I got plenty of those. All right. So, what do you do with fires bone meal? Wait, did a flower just plant over there? Hold on a second. Let me It’s beautiful. Just this titan of industry and I’m just surrounded by pretty flowers all over the place. Oh, wo. What? What did I just do there? Did that What the heck? Turns him into dye or something. That’s interesting. A Chester, look at this. We can frolic in the fields together, man. And no one will think we’re Look how many flowers. Who wouldn’t want to, right? Flowers everywhere. And we’re getting some currency just by shooting this thing off. Oh, company. And they see me, too. All right, get out the dryer. Go. You guys don’t stand a chance against this thing. Oh. Oh, okay. Except for the ones that can teleport. Oh, and the ones I can Oh, I’m getting ambushed on both sides. Dude, I’m almost dead. Stay back. Stay back. Stay back. Wait, I still hear one somewhere. Where’s the ant? Let me add him. Actually, maybe we could bone meal him. Turn him into a pickle flower. Let’s try. Yeah. Wait. Oh, it’s growing them. That’s kind of cool. Hopefully I didn’t just uh seal my own fate. Come on. Come on. There we go. All right. Lesson learned. Don’t feed the zombos. Someone should put up a sign or something. Well, I can probably get to the 12,000 uh crafts we need for that mixture by firing off my bone meal blaster a little more. Zombie, I’ve learned my lesson. Wait, did he get smaller? Oh, I guess the uh the crafting creatures, they work a little differently. The guys are adorable down there. Come on. Oh, he’s going to watch him kill me. That would be the worst. Oh my gosh, he actually might kill me. That All right, we’re we’re running. Why don’t we go ahead and just head to the shop and maybe we can do something about them later. All right, concrete mixer. I’m willing to forego your probably brokenness. And I know we’re already back down to like less than a thousand crafts, but Infinity Crafter, you’re on my list. All right, so what could a concrete mixer possibly do? Uh, does it uh make coffee? Does it fold laundry? Oh, it mixes sand, gravel, and dyes and uh turns into concrete. Oh, Chester, don’t look at me like that. Man, this thing’s big. And it’s got all these little glass tubes on the side. Well, it said it needs sand and gravel. Oh, hey, we use our dry to get a bunch of gravel and the vacuum, too. Look, it was practically surrounded by infinity dyes. All right, first things first. Get our hands on some sand. Suck all life from the hill. Now that all life has been sucked, all gravel can be sucked as well. Look at us, guys. Making gravel actually useful for something. Look at us. Look at us. Here we go. Gravel, sand, dye, and behold, Chester. Behold, Chester, what the heck? Why is it not working? Well, shoot, man. I don’t know. You got any ideas, buddy? What? I should call my mom. Yeah, that’s not here nor there, Chester. I’m talking about the concrete mixer. I know. I haven’t called her in a while in All right. 2 hours later. All right, I I love you. All right, I got to go, Mom. I love you, too. Actually, my mom has some pretty good advice for me. Thanks for the suggestion, Chester. She said use chests. Let’s see if that actually does it or not. Huh? All right, let’s see. Put you in there. Maybe we got to do all three first. Let’s see. Are they in the wrong order or something? Do we kind of like play musical chests? Oh. Oh, we got something working. Oh, look. No way, dude. Is it shooting into that chest? Oh, heck yeah, it is. Oh, we’re getting crazy amount of craft currency right now. It’s like 200 a second, man. All right. Well, we figured it out at least. Gravel and sand in this one. The dye of our choosing in this one. Ah, and here’s our concrete. Thanks, Mom. Sorry. Don’t call you more. Well, no. Read me. and just load on up with the rest of these in here. And I’ve got an idea for what I want to do with this top floor for this concrete mixer room. It is going to take a few different types of dye, but um I don’t think we have a problem collecting any. Say, Crafty, the audience member asks. Uh yeah, what happened to all the trees over there? And where did all this wood come from on the top of your house? Uh don’t worry about it, says Crafty. Ouch. Just like my ambition, this factory is growing in size, and I know exactly what I want to do with the floor in this area. It’s going to require using our mixer first, but I’ve been busy collecting every dye I could possibly need. So, we’re just going to throw them all in there. And watch as the rainbow sifts on down. Oranges, pinks. What else we got? It It looks like it’s got It’s taking them out of order. Wow. You can actually see it all mixing in there, too. The detail is incredible. I hope I have enough sand and gravel, though. I’m kind of tired of packing it up if I’m being honest. Look at the pretty colors. Uh, this is going to be the best room ever, dude. Damn. Ladies and gentlemen, we are firing on all cylinders. Look how much currents he’s coming in. We got our water cutters chopping away down there. Our wood cutters cutting away down there. And they can switch those two by mistake. And we just finished up a heap of concrete mixins. As you can see, the room is now rainbow, which is exciting. But even more exciting is we just pass the amount of currency we need to get our next shop item. Yeah, a lightning rod. Not sure how this is going to help with crafting, but who cares? We get to play with lightning. That’s like very specifically one of the things my mom told me not to play with as a child. Lightning, fire ants, Minecraft with your eyes closed, the boy next door, and her car keys. All things I couldn’t play with. But lightning, let’s just say I already hung up on the phone with my mom, so that’s all right. Oh, pig. Did you see that? I kind of missed it. What did it do? Let me see. Oh my gosh. No way. Look at how cool this Oh, we got to be careful with this thing. It just shoots holes right through the cave. But really, I guess it makes caves at this point. Yeah. Nice. Oh boy. This is going to be awesome. Dude, we get ore so quickly with all this. All right, let’s make some room. Start collecting some of these. Ooh, creeper. Can I hit him with Oh my goodness. Look at that direct shot. Wait, I know what I could use this thing for. not crafts directly, but we could get a whole mess of ore short and really expand the factory even more. I got to be honest, I’m kind of cutting fond of decorating with it. What the heck does it not work through the deep slate? Shoot, man. I think it’s doing something with the ores though whenever we hit it. I mean, I’ve got a lot of iron right there. Let’s try and find like a plain vein Jane of the iron ore somewhere. Good thing I brought driller bowl, eh? Yeah. Away we go here. Okay, so there’s some iron. And let me see what happens if I hit the lightning with it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No doubt about it, dude. Okay, it’s multiplying the ores as well. Skeleton, didn’t stand a chance. Okay, well, we’ve got more ores than I literally know what to do with. I guess we need some smelting them. Or honestly, we’ve already got enough courtesy just goofing around down here, Jester, that we might be close to our next shop item. All right, let’s see. Oh, the forge. Could it be all this ore gathering I’ve been doing may have actually made some sense. That’d be a first. Well, Chester Mabai may well just hang out for a second. I’m pretty sure we’re going to be hit 75,000 in like 10 seconds. A come on. You got to be joking. Look, can stop right shy of it. Bone meal blast go. I wonder if I could just use that down there, but doesn’t matter. We got there. The forge is in our hands, chess, man. Spawn in the forge stro. Oh gosh. Okay. Well, we should do this in a little bit of a safer environment. All right. Much better. Now, this one did say it’s of structure. The other items didn’t really say anything about that. So, I’m thinking this is going to be a little bit bigger, but I got a really cool idea. We could actually use the iron, maybe make some cool tubes coming out of the crafty factory leading into whatever this forge is. Um, yeah. Why don’t we put behind this tree over here, Jester? All right, my boy. Check out our new way of smelting. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Oh goodness. This is huge. I’m so glad I didn’t put it right by my base. And it looks like it overwrote the land. Well, here’s the forge in all of its splendor. Check her out, man. The craftsmanship on it is impeccable. We’ve got spooky looking dangling chains, a nice brick chimneys, smoker smelter. Um, it looks like remnant dyes, uh, casualties, we’ll call them, from placing this down. And, okay, a good amount. Rap to all the flowers out there. This looks like the furnace area. Oh, and then we got something up here. What the heck is that? What is that? Uh, I don’t know. But that is the biggest lever I’ve seen in my entire bigger than my whole life. Wow. This is going to be fun to pull. But I think I saw a little N. Yeah, right here. Okay. Do we put these in here? Let’s see. Looks like it. All right. Let’s put in a few iron, some copper, coal, heat it up, and Hey, that filled up. It’s got room for a lot more. All right. Let’s put in a few more, I suppose. I assume it’s going to be this lever here. All right. Did that do any Oh, Chester, check it out, man. Oh, it’s cooking up. I hear some lava cone and everything. Oh my gosh. Oh, look at that. A fresh delivery. Oh my goodness. Look. And it auto smelted. We got so many ingots from that. What? What? How do we have How How do we have 94,000 currency from that? Is that just from smelting up all these ores? We might be able to get Holy moly. Okay, this shouldn’t take any time at all. I’m just going to get more ores as fast as possible. Lightning, go here. Oh gosh, we’ve got company. Oh boy. Oh, they’re everywhere. They’re everywhere. Chester, where is he? Where is he? Hey, gosh. Come on. Is that all of them? Oh, man. Oh, there’s another one back there. All right. There’s still a few ones lingering. Well, I can handle the zombies at least. Those Enderman, though, are giving me a heart attack. Okay, it doesn’t even look like it took my coal. But why don’t we just drop in the rest of all the raw ores we picked up. Before we hit the lever, let me grab all the ones we got earlier. All right, let’s let this thing rip. Yeah, Chester over under on getting to 150,000 based on that hall there. We got so many ores I wouldn’t be shocked. 235,000. Well, that’s a little bit overkill, but I’m not exactly what you would call um upset about it. So, let’s go ahead and see what we can get our hands on now, dude. We’ve got diamond silverfish for 100,000. Oh, diamond compressor 150. We need to skip over this one. I bet you this gets way more diamonds than it’s silly old silverfish. Do we get the next one? No, we’re just shy. Okay. Well, diamond compressor it is. We love shortcuts, don’t we? All right. Place it down. Infinite diamonds, please. Well, it looks pretty awesome. Compress nine diamonds into one diamond block and vice versa. But I don’t even have any diamonds. Shoot, man. What if we needed that silverfish thing? Ah, well, good news, my friends. We’ve got so much copper that we could probably just like reverse crafting over and over again. Let me see how fast this is. We put all these in here. What’ we get for that? We got 400 crafts for doing that. I bet we just did this a handful of times over and over again. Let’s see. It kind of de montage. Clicking all day. Crafting all night. Messing with the copper man. It feels so right. Getting to a 100,000 crafts in a snap. Doing it in menus and the footage is bad. Killing my retention at the end of the vid. Everybody’s leaving cuz the clips are all mid. And if you’re still watching, man, I’m super impressed. I appreciate you guys. Seriously, you’re the best. And 100,000. Wasn’t that so exciting? Best content you’ve probably seen today, huh? I don’t answer, by the way. All right, for the seven of you all still watching, we can see what this diamond silverfish is all about. We’re now flat broke, so it better be good. All right, let’s let him loose. No. Oh. Oh. Wa! Big, very big. Uh, Jesser, you have a little bit of adventure with this guy, apparently. Where’s he going? He’s toward the bottom of the world. Okay, we need to maybe just back up a little bit out right in the lava. That is um a little disconing. Please don’t die. This would not be ideal. Oh man. Oh, diamonds. He got the diamonds. Holy cow. Oh, and I’m about to die. Oh gosh. Run away. Run away. Heal faster. Oh, I think I lost. Oh man. Okay, thank goodness the water’s there. Dude, this silverfish is going so quickly. But we just got so many diamonds from him. We got 52 diamonds from that. That is going to be more than enough for this diamond compressor. Best item ever, I might say. And honestly, we could probably use the lightning on any exposed ores still. Let’s see. Not actually letting us break through the deep slate, but we might be able to fortuneify any ores we happen to cross. Okay, he’s like going um he just got to do his thing. Honestly, we’ve got more than enough diamonds at this point. Why don’t we just head back up to the surface? Yeah, here we go. All right, so now we’ve got diamonds. Let’s see. Can we use them on it? Oh, fancy. Look at that, Jester. We can actually see the crafting recipe. Look. So, what happens there? All right. made a diamond block. Wow, we got like Wait, how many do we get from that? Let me see. We get a thousand every single time we do that. And wait, didn’t it say it did something else, too? And vice versa. So, you’re telling me if we put this guy on? Ooh. Oh, it broke it and it returned it back to me. Oh, I’ve got a good idea. Can it take a whole stack of diamonds? Oh, yeah. Okay. Found an even more efficient way to get some crafts going. Oh gosh. Company. No. Where is he? Where is he? Oh no. No. He knew I was getting to 150,000 again and tried to ambush me. Well, I’ve got the best idea now that we can afford two of these. Hopefully, this works at least. I’m thinking if we just put two of these right next to each other, maybe they’ll feed into each other. Let me see. Oh, dude, we’ve successfully automated. Well, you know, I’ll tell you what I’m not going to do. I’m not going to leave myself out exposed in the open. There we go. Now, we can do this in peace instead of in pieces. Our next item costs 250,000 crafts. And through the power of editing, we are there. It’s time for the Uber pickaxe. This one looks fun at parties. Now, let’s see what it does. Oh. Oh. Uhhuh. Okay. Well, what it doesn’t do is protect me from zombies. You’re ruining my scene. Oh, sweet. The ultimate mining tool. Yeah. And wait, wait a second. Hold on a moment. Oh, yeah, man. It’s teleporting everything I mine right to me, which means two things, my boy. The first, we can get a dirt uh easier than ever. And the second, I wasted a quarter million crafts on something that won’t get me more. Nailed it. But honestly, between our diamond crafter, our new mining doohickey, and plenty of water cutters, we’ll be at 350,000 in no time flat. In we go. And just afforded it. The lucky cauldron. Sounds like another useless one, but I guess we’ll find out together, won’t we, Chester? Yeah, there we go. Oh boy. They could have just start exploding around me. I’ve seen these before. Maybe I stand in it and it gives me a fresh new bath. Let’s see. I am feeling lucky now. And they’re wet. The sound is not me going, by the way. It’s the It’s the water cutters. Trust me, please. Our oven look like I actually did anything. Can I put some inside it? What happens if I drop a Oh, wa. I got nine copper doors for I think dropping in one granite item. What? Let me How about the axe? What happens maker? Oh, all right. This is the magical door cauldron. Uh, interesting. What I get for bread? I get bamboo mosaic slabs. Look, a fireworks stars. Oh, I think it’s just giving me random stuff. That makes enough sense. Got like a lucky block. If I drop in a stack of grand, what I get for that? Oh my goodness. Okay, I got a little bit of everything. Armor trim, cactus, purple blocks. But I will add, let me see. Oh my gosh. Yeah, dude. I like 5,000 currency for putting that in. Well, I’ll tell you what, chess man. My brain has started to work and we don’t need anything in here anymore. Instead, I’ve literally dropped everything and we’re going to use this pickaxe to our advantage. Look at this. We’ve got like a full inventory already. Drop it all in to be honest with ill juke boxes, monster spawners. I’m pretty sure I saw a command block in there. Spawn eggs, too. This is giving me everything, Jester. I have a feeling we found our way to uh getting to a million craft pretty quickly at this point. Hey, you guys are just in time for me to get to a million. You can see what I’ve done with the place. All those items are clogging my inventory. I figured I’d just burn them all as we feed it into the cauldron. 1 million. We’ve done it, Chester. Let’s get our hands on that infinity crafter. Thank you, sir. It’s been a pleasure doing business. That’s a lot of craft, I might add. All thanks to our cauldron friend. My second favorite utility block. And here we are. Ah, the infinity crafter. What does it do? Well, we’ll find out together. Oh, check it out. Creative mode. Oh man, we get so many crafts now. There’s nothing in our way. Check it out, Chester. Infinite diamond reversal crafters. Look how much currency we’re getting now, dude. Thanks for watching everybody. Don’t forget to subscribe and we’ll see you in the next video. Bye.

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0:00 How I Crafted 1,000,000 Items in Minecraft
2:28 Woodworker
5:50 Woodplants Attack
7:22 Driller
8:40 Water Cutter
11:30 Way More Crafting
13:00 Crafting Chester
16:55 Industrial Dryer
19:47 Concrete Mixer
22:40 Firing on All Cylinders
25:08 The Forge
28:11 Diamond Compressor
31:32 Uber Pickaxe