Becoming a rancher after family tragedy 🔴Live! Stardew Valley
and we are live. Just getting final setup preparations complete before we get into Stardew Valley. And I guess the uh starting soon thing is not actually correct, huh? Why? Why is Fallout 4 up on there? Huh? Well, hello Fay. I’m glad you’ve seen the broadcast as has started and that you’re here to help. girl. I sure do appreciate that. Hello to everybody. Shout out to the coin crew members. Check out the YouTube channel membership. Before we get into Stardew Valley, Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Vape, vape, vape it up. Don’t do drugs everybody. That’s highly disrespectful to yourself and to your nation. You understand? I have to relaunch the game because the music stopped and I want the music to be playing when I start. Just give it a moment. Give it a moment. Stardew Valley. This is one of the most popular games on planet Earth for good reason. It may look like a child’s game and it is rated everyone 10 plus. However, there is some depth to this game. There’s some good dialogue, and there’s also just a lot of good, really chill gameplay as we load into our game that we streamed just the other day. We are on day 14. We’re pretty early in 3 hours, 3 and 1/2 hours. The crew farm. Welcome in everybody. Kevin Scott, what up? Fay, you going to reply to him or what? Sometimes fave applies to people. Heck yeah. Dog meat Stardew Valley. Look at this. That’s our dog. It almost looks like dog meat. But no, it’s a different breed. Actually, dog meat is actually a breed in this game. Like a German Shepherd. The Queen of Sauce. You got to check the TV every day just to make sure that you’re getting all of the recipes and stuff like that. Greetings. It is I, the queen of sauce, here to teach you a new mouthwatering recipe from my secret cookbook. This week’s dish, kleslaw. Envisioning bland mounds of limp cabbage, you’re not alone, but a great kleslaw can be so much more. Make sure you have juicy fresh cabbage for this one. Tossed with a little bit of vinegar and mayonnaise, and you’re all set. A, that’s crisp. You learned how to cook coleslaw. Thanks, girl. Yo, Alan, welcome in. We’re just checking our mail. Dear coin, how are you doing, sweetie? I’ve missed you so much since you left. I hope the farming life is everything you hoped for. Love, mama. Yes, I sent your favorite cookies. Oh, mama. Gosh darn. We got some cookies in the mail. They’re real stale, but I’ll still eat them, mama, because they were made with with love. We got to plant these strawberries. Perfect day for it, too. It’s raining. We just did the uh egg festival in town the other day, the 13th, Saturday, and we stomped on those freaking villagers, dog. You freaking peasants. Yeah, I’m a city boy. I don’t give a [Â __Â ] I’m still going to win your freaking country bumpkin ass v or games, not video games. We are playing a video game though. For those that don’t know, I’m Coin. I stream a whole bunch of video games, story driven and open world here on the channel. Usually not Stardew Valley, but it was real fun. After we played Mirage 7, we previewed that game and it was a great game. And then we ended up playing this Shadow Dropped. Boom. Super fun. Loved it. You can’t be a nurse or doctor until 19. Is that right? That sounds like a like an interesting fact there. Factoid, right? Those are different things. Let’s get this hoe out. We must till the soil so that our crop may grow. He is coin. He is also known as Dman. Dang, I love the little sound effects that happen in this game. Welcome in, Al. You getting your fill in, boy? I sure hope so. You best be doing that now. Gosh darn. Gosh darn. We out here being a rancher from city boy to rancher. How’s that? Right now we’re farming, but we about to be ranching in this live stream because we’re going to buy a horse. Well, maybe we’re definitely buying some chickens and we’re buying some cattle. You know, we got to we got to haul the cattle across the whole country. You actually don’t have to do that in this game badly. It’ll be cool like in Red Dead Redemption 2. Two more. Nice. That’s a lot of strawberries right there. That’s a lot of money in the bank. 8:50 a.m. Let’s sap some of our energy away, maybe. Oh, yeah. I should have gotten that. I did add a few mods. Oh, right here. Community center. Is this part of the mods or is this part of the default game? Dandelion. We need to make sure we don’t miss out on that bunch of wood. Yeah. What else is there? Oops. Yep. Crafts room. Where’s the uh You can’t can’t Oh, right. There’s only the crafts room right now. Why? I don’t think you can or you have to do the rooms individually or something like that. Maybe I should go in the mine. These green beans I feel are probably going to be used in the community center. So, let’s leave one. Yeah. Get up the mine a little bit because of some reason. I don’t know why it’s calling to me though. You just got to complete one bundle and then it will unlock the next room. Got it. One bundle. Put some tools away. We’ll keep the pickaxe. Yeah. So, the pickaxe and the sword. Cool. There’s a little freaking tree growing right there. We got to chop that later. And don’t forget to hydrate. We won this straw hat as well that we’re wearing. Look at that beautiful straw hat. We won that from egg hunting. We got 10 eggs. I think that’s the best I’ve ever done when I’ve played this game. 10 hecking eggs, dog. I thought most people don’t go to college and only have high school diploma. Well, that’s true. You thought right. Usually, it’s the spring foraging that’s easiest to complete first since it’s just like the dandelions and [Â __Â ] right? I need to find some dandelions. There’s one more. That’s all we need left is the dandelion. Burping frogs out here. Let’s go down the mine. Actually, let’s see. What is What is it? Initiation. Oh, it Let’s go be initiated into the adventurers guild. Knock knock. It’s locked. Open from 2:00 p.m. All right. Well, let’s go into the mine until it’s open. And then that will unlock the next room, which is for the actual crop bundles, right? Crop bundles. I need to make sure I I do those thing. We got to get the whole community center filled out cuz that unlocks even more of the game which I’ve never experienced because it it’s pretty much new. I didn’t check the luck but I guess it doesn’t matter. Indeed. Hit that thumbs up button for Stardew Valley is an amazing game. If you disagree, well, you just probably haven’t played it. Squirt. Yeah, it’s much like the Harvest Moon games, of course. I used to play those way back in the day. A little bit like Animal Crossing, but less so. Mostly like Harvest Moon, the old school ones before it got like the the name change. I don’t even remember what they changed the name to, but it was probably it was like a legal thing. But every Harvest Moon game had something left to desire, which this game pretty much fulfills in every aspect. And it just has better writing as well. Like it knows itself much better than the Harvest Moon games, which I don’t know like those games like the writing is just it’s just like there. It’s like what the heck is the point of this, you know? I mean, it’s fun. Like, they were fun. Great games, but dialogue was never good. Never strong suit. Not that the dialogue in this is like some kind of crazy level or anything, but it’s good. It just needs to needs to set the tone. That’s all you need to do. And then the music kicks in. 2:30 p.m. The Adventurers Guild is open now. I think I mostly need copper for like tool upgrades, a furnace. Okay, probably heading back up. Well, no. Need more few more pieces. Dang. Just one more. Yeah. So, I got like how many mods? I think like eight mods. But the game is still essentially vanilla in a sense. Most of them are like convenience things like finding people on the map. The max age limit for high school is 21. Yeah, that sounds right. You can’t be an old [Â __Â ] high school. What you doing up in school? You drinking, dog. God dang, dog. Get your GED. I guess you too slow now, dog. I’m sorry, but some people are just built slower. No, but you should definitely get your GED at least. Let’s leave. No energy left. Journal updated. Monster eradication goals. Help us keep the valley safe. 20 out of 1,000 slimes. Four out of 80 cave insects. Yeah. A list. A kill list basically. Dang. I feel like you catch this in some student’s desk. Some 20year-old student’s desk. You got to question that, boy. There’s a mod that lets you rest in your bed to recover energy in single player. Right. Right. Yeah. Like sleep like in the uh it’s like the mechanic of the sauna where you get rest in there. Rusty sword. Wooden blade. How much? 3 to seven damage. Wow. A wooden blade is better than a rusty sword. Makes no sense, dog. Huh. Increases knock back and furniture. And I guess I’ll buy the wooden blade for now. So, I’ve been initiated. They didn’t give me a ceremony or anything. You freaking lazy bums. There’s not much going on in this town. Come back when you’ve got something to show me, kid. Wow, you’re rude, boy. Get back to the farm. Gunther can tell us about this mineral or if you donate it. Wait, Gunther can tell. All right, Gunther is the guy from the the museum for some reason. And I was thinking Gunther was uh the blacksmith. Here’s Lionus. Someone was throwing rocks at my tent last night. I just had to wait it out. Dang. What a life, dog. Exciting. Gets real rocky at times, huh? Wow, the day flew by like every day in real life. Are you Jewish? Yeah. How’d you know? That’s crazy, actually. Shirt correct. Okay, let me throw this in here. Quartz. Yeah, we’ll keep the quartz. Cave carrots for the bundle, I believe. I think we can make a furnace. It’s in my blood. You can you can sniff it out on somebody else. It’s like uh like our dog here, Bobby Lee, just sniffing them booties out. He knows exactly what’s in there. Is it Jewish or is it a steak? Uh furnace 25 stone. I need 25 stone right here. Boom. Journal updated. New journal entry. Keep it chill, bro. Keep it kosher. Nice stream. Heck yeah, indeed. Smelting. Now that you’ve built a furnace, you can smelt some metal. According to Clint’s instructions, if you place five copper ore and one piece of coal in the furnace, it should produce a copper bar. Use your furnace to smelt a copper bar. Well, gosh darn. Let’s do that, shall we? We need some coal. And oh, I only have one. Well, I can’t do that right now. I need more copper badly. I didn’t realize I had these field snacks. I’ll use those tomorrow. We’re on a good luck day or something. I guess we’re good. Here’s the dog. What’s up, boy? What’s up, good boy? Who’s a good boy? That’s you. That’s Bobby Lee. I was trying to figure out his name in my mind just now, even though I said it earlier. 337 gold. Yeah, this modest work for a modest income, but we’ll get there. Rise and shine early. Living off the land. Welcome to Living Off the Land. We’re back again with another tip for y’all. Now, listen up. It’s salmon berry season. Across all the countryside, bushes are teeming with juicy little birds, and they’re free for the taken. Harvesting them is a great way to earn some extra cash. Good tips. Good tips. Look at this. These petals just floating in the sky. It’s amazing, my guy. Hello, dear. I I know you’re just getting started as a gardener, so I wanted to give you a little tip. Most crops only grow in one season. When summer arrives, your spring crops will all die out. So, plan ahead. Granny Evelyn. Dang, girl. Calm down. Nice. Kale. Yeah, there we go. Everybody’s favorite freaking veg. You just veging out on kale. Hey, boy. Who’s a good boy? You keep barking up there, boy. Uh, watering can. Bring the axe. Yeah, once we get the next big batch, I think the first thing is the chicken coupe. And I’m I definitely got to get a horse. I got to get me a horse. We need one of them, [Â __Â ] Oh, we also have this thing. How do you uh H forgot how you this? There we go. Oh, is the mod not working? Did I forget the mod? Oh, I think I might have forgot that mod specifically, the scarecrow range thing, so we know where its range is. I got Jewish. Yeah. Is that right, Kevin Scott? How do you feel about it? Tell us your feelings about yourself being a little bit Jewish. Yeah, music. I think that’s one of the biggest things. Although, I don’t know why the music was off when I first started the game. The first episode playlist in the description below for this amazing series. We are on episode two, early into spring. For some reason, the music was off. It’s on all the way on silent. Maybe I was like listening to some like hardcore rock while farming years ago. I would just pop that scarecrow right in the middle of those crops for now. Yeah, let’s do that. There’s space. Put your booty booty over here. Fay looks like she’s all quoted out. That’s why she wasn’t responding even though there were messages she definitely would have responded to. Let’s clean up the farm a little bit more. Well, yeah, that’s fine. Start an inquisition and purge the village of heretics. Yo, Nick, welcome in, brother. Come on, crew. Stand up now. Sit your ass back down and relax. Yeah. Uh 10:10 a.m. Nice synchronicity indeed. If you don’t know what I mean, I don’t That’s fine. That’s You’ll figure it out one day. Yeah, Haley loves these. I accidentally gave her a gift. She like hated. Oh, sorry, girl. Oh, gosh darn girl. That’s my slip up. You know, don’t do that. Inquisition is always a bad time. I think if you’re chaotic, evil, it’s always a good time, which is kind of how the universe works, right? It works in contradictions. One thing cannot exist without the other. Oh, look at the the Oh. Oh, look. We have We have a dynamic reflection mod. Look at these puddles. They’re freaking reflecting my body. Look at that. We’re looking in the freaking puddle at ourselves. Yeah, I like that. Cool. Anyway, what was it doing? Oh, right. Museum. The scarecrows have a radius of eight tiles from the center. It’s so small. This the baby scarecrows, I guess. Huh. There’s a bush that was mentioned on Living Off the Land. One of our favorite TV series. You have arrived. Local museum. Why do you need GPS in this town, Dark? Put these over here. I want the gems up close cuz then they’re the most enticing things to steal. It’s like, “Oh, I can steal those so easy.” And I’m going to bust your ass, boy. You ain’t stealing my gems. I think that’s a Well, no. That’s not enttrapment. It’s not, dog. Not legally. See H upper trash can. When trashing an item, you recline 15% of the value. I don’t Right. That’s a thing. That’s a newer thing, I think. Yeah, I do be trashing items a lot of the time with my small ass inventory. That’s So, five copper bars and 1,000 gold. H, good to know. Okay, I guess I should be talking to some of the townies. See, they’re on the map as well. Shout out to all the mod authors making mods. Haley’s way out there. What you doing out there, girl? All alone. Let’s go out there and give her a flower. Yeah, life in the small town much better than big bustling city. I tell you what, I’m sure Bobby Lee will be a little shy at first. It takes a while for an animal to get comfortable in a new setting. All right, girl. Yeah, she’s the one that gifted us our dog. She found him. Good old Bobby Lee. He’s an Asian dog. More salmon bars. Where’s Haley at? Over here, I think. Oh, you come out here for pictures, girl. Right. She has an artistic, creative mind. Look at that. What’s up, girl? Haley’s too involved with her camera to notice you. Yeah, that’s okay, girl. Here you go. You can I give this? Oh, you notice me now with the gift, huh? A gas for me. Thank you. No problem, girl. He’s the first. The first and the last, if you catch my meaning. All right. What’s his name’s panties are in there? Uh, the mayor’s panties. I don’t know why he wears panties, but it’s a thing. They’re like purple panties. He’s real embarrassed about it. It’s not his house either. So, we’ll discover that story later. Yeah, let’s expend the energy. Did I water everything? Yeah, I should have. Yeah, cuz we did the scarecrow thing. Salmon berry. Maybe I should go find a daffodil or something. Although why am I hoarding everything? Okay, that’s fine. We’ll just hoard a little bit more for now. All the little sound effects, everything is intentional. All the little things people usually don’t even realize are happening. The birds chirping in the background. Little things like that. I can hear it differently on the right side from the left. Yeah, we need a lot of space on this farm. It’s going to become a ranch. We ain’t going to do too much farming in the future. We going to be doing ranching and we also going to be doing some uh artisal wines or some such for the ladies since wine is mostly for women for the most part. Guys get so sensitive when I say that dog. Like I’m joking man. God dang. Calm down girl. Monday. It’s half the season. Every season, we’re almost out of energy. Every season is what? Uh 28 days or 30? Oops. Be Stop swinging that thing. Did I pet you today? There you go, girl. Who’s a good girl? That’s you, girl. Yeah, let’s eat these field snacks. It’s too early to be tired. Got to keep your energy up. They taste like ass, but you know, they give you energy and they’re healthy. Back to working the farm. We got to make sure we gather enough grass as well during spring and summer or whenever I can build a silo. Silo. Yeah. and um get a lot of hay cuz animals need to eat cuz the spring I guess in the fall as well cuz the spring or uh the winter you can’t grow grass. There’s a grass mod. It’s called winter grass but it doesn’t work for this version of the game. So, it’s not an option. Plus, it’s fine. I don’t really I do like how the grass looks in the winter, though. Really nice. But it is more vanilla. You don’t have grass in the winter. Did you get your hat from Hobby Lobby? No, this is an American hat coat. It’s made out of a little bit of beaver. There’s not too much beaver fur in there, but it’s it’s probably mostly wool and a little bit of beaver sprinkled in there. It’s a vintage American Hackco hat. It’s probably over like 40 years old or something. It’s beautiful. Chop, chop, chop that wood. Yeah, the music doesn’t always play. It makes you appreciate it even more once you hear it kick in. Once the music starts banging, it stops popping off. Gosh darn. Gosh darn. I bet they were Canadian beavers that had a nice dam and a nice life. Yeah, they out there being hectic little big ass [Â __Â ] man. Them freaking beavers. Beavers are a big old nuisance to the world. You got to control them freaking nuisances. They don’t got any natural predators. So, you know, they out there freaking spanking everything up. Like, god dang dog, calm down. So invasive, you little shits. But buffalo make a pretty good pretty good fur felt hat as well. Like buffalo buffalo fur. It’s wool technically, but real sturdy. It’s nice. I mean, I don’t have any buffalo fur hats, but I know they’re nice cuz I know [Â __Â ] Sometimes you just learn in life, you know. It’s a thing, you know. Speaking of high school like earlier, sometimes you just be learning and sometimes people don’t. All righty. I think we’ve expended enough energy. I think we just have a few more swings here, then we’ll head in for the night. I should probably be speaking to more people in town every day and giving them gifts that they like. Especially now that I have mods like this. If I press F1 on that stone, boom, stone other. Break apart to obtain stone. Look at this. Boom. Pine tree. Tree growth stage fully grown. Seed not ready. 5% chance of cone each day. 75% chance of dropping pine cone when chopped down. I bet somebody learned something. I bet there’s a bunch of people that play Stardew Valley that have never known that. Now you know something. And look at that. Learning. Boom. Crazy, huh? Don’t forget to hydrate. Good for your body. As we turn in for the night, 10:20 p.m. Level up. Level three farming plus one watering can proficiency plus one hoe proficiency. New crafting recipe bee house new crafting recipe speed grow new crafting recipe farmer’s lunch. Wow. Level four foraging. I’m not reading the rest of that. Level two mining. Check the TV. Fortune teller. Welcome to the Wellwick Oracle. If you seek hidden knowledge of the future, well, you’ve come to the right place. The spirits are very displeased today. This is why I checked. They will do their best to make your life difficult. Though, this is a social day. I’m not going to go into the mines. Dear neighbor, I hope you are feeling settled in your new home. I am writing to let you know that Pierre’s store is now selling fertilizers. We talked about that in the last room about the these townies trying to sell me fertilizer, trying to sell me [Â __Â ] dog. Why don’t you swing by and see if you can afford a few dozen boxes or so, I guess. I mean, it is helpful. I mean, we’re farming right now, but not for too long. We’re going to be a major rancher. I mean, I think I’ll always keep some kind of crop going, but like not a lot, cuz watering is one of my least favorite things to do. And of course, you can get sprinklers. That’s that’s a thing. Once you get to that stage, it’s really nice. But what I’ll probably do is mostly do like ranching and earn money to be able to make good sprinklers through that. And then I can start farming again. The lazy man’s way. Automated farming. Look at the reflection. That’s amazing. I love it. It’s so subtle, but I love it. Good old mods. Okay. Come here, Bobby Billy. What you doing out there, boy? Where you at, boy? Billy’s bowl. Where you at, boy? I don’t see you. Gosh darn. My farm’s big as [Â __Â ] Let’s chop some of this stuff around here. Well, I really need a backpack. Yeah. I mean, let’s bring one of these to Haley. Good old hail. Hail. It’s farming time. Yeehaw. What up you country bumpkins? Welcome back in as well, Alfred. Oh, grab some salmon berries. I need to find like those. What are they? Uh, dandelions. Where’s Haley at? Let’s see. Map. He’s home. Might be in a room though. Yeah. Usually comes out after like 11 or something. What? Giggle. Nothing, girl. Hi. Yeah. Can you move, girl? I was just walking out out the house. Thanks. Exercise is important for staying healthy. I always make sure to set aside some time for it. Yeah, that’s why you’re a fit mom, huh? I think they call uh Well, as a parent, I don’t have very much time to devote to myself, so I try and make every minute count. That’s a good mindset, woman. Well, not really. No, actually, I feel like you’re stressing too much, girl. You You out here stressing, girl. You’re counting every minute. Nah, too much. You got to chill. I work part-time at Gus’s saloon. It pays the bills. Yeah, cuz Haley doesn’t work, right? She’s a good girl. I mean, you’re a good girl, too. Um, working girls ain’t so bad, you know? I mean, she looks like a working girl with all that thing. What she’s got going on. We got a mod that um they’re wearing different clothes. They look a little bit different. Welcome to Pierre’s. How can I help you? Come and get it, folks. Coupons for 50% off your purchase at Joja Mart. 50%. Well, any takers? Wow, that’s super rude. What? I can’t match those prices. I’d be selling at a loss. It must be so difficult for you to lose your loyal customers like that. But can you blame them? Jo Corporation is clearly the superior choice. Soon the whole town will realize that. It’s farmer coin. Yeah, I’m here to supply your whole shop with all the gold you need, you son of a [Â __Â ] I got your back, you gosh darn Yankee. Feeling pretty good about the egg hunt, huh? Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah, girl. I am. I’m still vibing off that. I won. Heck yeah. You freaking townies suck. Well, next year you won’t be so lucky. I’ll probably win every year. Penny’s a sweet girl. She’s been Vincent’s teacher for a while now and he really loves her. Yeah. Who’s Vincent’s mom? Is that you? Right. It’s actually Yeah, that’s true. Hey, if you need any materials or blueprints, my shop is the place you’re looking for. Good old Robin. Plus, your business supports the local economy. Yeah, I always recommend supporting local as much as possible, you know, as close to home as possible and then expand from. My nephew Shane has been staying at my place the last few months. Why do you sound like that Tik Tok girl? He helps me out with the chickens, so I’m not complaining. Yeah, it’s a bad luck day. We got to socialize today. Oh, who’s that girl? Oh, it’s Maru, right? Hi. Uh, here to see the doctor. Hi. Uh, here to see the doctor. No, girl. I didn’t answer the first time for a reason. Have you met my mother? She’s the town’s carpenter. Yeah, girl. I I’ve been in your house several times. Are you depressed? Feel free to stop by my All right. His voice is different than that. What was his voice again? Feel free to stop by my office if you’re ever feeling ill. Something like that. You’re young though. You’ll probably stay healthy without trying. I mean, you should probably try certain ways. You should probably think about certain things you’re putting in your body. Like maybe instead of putting 12 Twinkies in there, just one or two, you know, coffee pancake recipe, tortilla recipe. I should I should start cooking as well. That would be nice. Fried egg. There’s nice energy. It’s only 70 each. Let me buy three packages of your eggs, sir. Your finest. They’re cheap in this universe compared to real life. Who else do we have to socialize with? I mean, we can just Oh, Haley. The old Hailster. Where’d you go? Oh, there you are, girl. Nice shoes. Are those made out of plastic? No, girl. These are leather boots. You freaking wench. What are you talking about, girl? I’m bored. Gosh darn. I can’t wait till you grow a freaking some self-awareness here. Gas for me. Thank you. Yeah, she’s one of the worst girls in the beginning. That’s her whole shtick is that she sucks until you get to know her. And she she changes cuz she changes as a person as people do. Not everybody does. I guess I should look for a dandelion around town or something. Lost book. You found a lost book. The library’s collection has expanded. Oh, we should go in there and read the books as well. That’s a thing you can do. That’s how you learn a little bit about the lore. Like the Ferngill Republic and the something empire starts with like a G. The field under your farm is a good place to look. So it since it’s so big. Yeah, I would go do that. I really need a backpack, man. I need to stop bringing all these gosh darn tools with me everywhere. It’s really weighing me down. Yeah, I’ll leave that. Hey, Lionus, you want this? You freaking bum. That’s a good fun. I’m always happy when eating wild food. Thank you. Have you come to ridicule me? No, man. I’m just minding my own business. Gosh darn, dog. He felt my energy. I was definitely mocking him just now. Wow. More salmon berries. We get a lot of salmon berries, but they’re not worth that much. They’re just a little bit of uh little bit of gold. Yo, this village seems like the most generous place around. How is that guy homeless? I think he uh he’s [Â __Â ] or something, I guess. Is that the word? I’m sorry. Is that not the right word to use? I’m so sorry. Gosh darn, I used the wrong word. Oh my god, I’m canceled now. Oh no. But no, like he has like mental issues. Like some people don’t want to be helped, you know? Like it’s like like, “Bro, if you don’t want me to help you, well then [Â __Â ] I ain’t I ain’t gonna help you.” That’s how it works, dog. Salmon berries. Let’s throw not all of them just now. Let’s put these in here with Well, let’s keep the fishing rod. Put the sword away and the hoe. Uh bring what am I doing? Dang it. Uh shift click, control click. Ah, control is one. I’m splitting the stack. That’s what I was doing. Throw those in there. Yeah, community center. And also this woman over here, I need to remember I should be buying the rare seeds off of since those are really nice. There’s the dandelion I needed. That’s what Samuel mentioned. The author of your farm right there. Right on down there. Gosh darn. Well, I didn’t bring my sight. I guess you can. Yeah. Gathering these berries I feel like is I remember it just being almost like useless amount of money. like almost like what’s the point of doing it? But maybe I’m wrong. Fishing is decent way to get a good amount of gold early to get money for your backpack. Heck yeah. That’s what I’m about to do right now after I get the L this I’m addicted to the bushes. I see the red in the bushes. I see them freaking berries up in there. I need to get them no matter how cheap they are. I’ll I’ll probably fish right there. Maybe in this river. This is where Shane gets drunk during one of his friend events. He’s a drunkard. He’s the drunk town drunk. He’s a kid. Or not. He’s not a kid. He’s of age, but he’s basically a kid, you know, cuz he’s an alcoholic kid. Look at the reflection. I’m always going to shout it out. It’s amazing. It’s my whole body being reflected back at me. I love it. Simple things in games make me happy. Bunch of driftwood in here. I wonder if you find a lot of cans because Shane throws his beer cans in here. I’m pretty sure. Freaking bum. Don’t be littering up in here. Green algae first catch. I do like fishing in this game. It’s one of my I love it. I don’t know. I wouldn’t say it’s one of my favorite things to do, but it’s fun. Soggy newspaper. We finally got a fish. Oh, look at that. We got the uh the chest up here. Let’s get that. Boop. Got it. Bring her on down to the fish. Boom. Look at that skill with a bamboo rod. Smallmouth bass. First catch 15 in. Um. Oh, there we go. And the mix seeds and coal. Guess I’ll throw out the soggy newspaper, the driftwood. Grab the fish. Dropping a like, sir. Doing my own thing tonight. Heck yeah. Lit. Appreciate you. Everybody check out Lit’s channel if that’s what you mean by your own thing. We’re just out here fishing, living the life. It’s almost bedtime, though. Smallmouth bass. broken glasses. Let’s get out of here. I didn’t find a single can in there, though. Maybe Shane hasn’t hit his alcoholic stage yet. I don’t know if that’s a thing, but that would be an interesting thing. That’s what I would think about if I made a game. Like certain events would trigger certain things to happen through the world as well. Like once Shane becomes a true alcoholic, there’s freaking cans all over the water cuz he’s just freaking buming it out, buming around town, throwing his empty cans everywhere. Make seeds. Let’s put this down. Was it in there? Dark. Dang. It’s dark out here, dog. There are actually rings you can wear that give you more light. Let me sell some of this stuff so we can have little bit of money. Huh? Actually, yeah. Hey there, Bob. ly. There you go, girl. Gosh, darn. I didn’t see you all day. Day 16 ended, 1100. Not bad. I just threw a bunch of junk in there randomly. Day 17 of spring, year 1. The Queen of Sauce rerun. Fortune teller. What is it today? Spirits are in good humor. Little extra luck. Start the morning chores. No need to eat just yet. Just stay fasted. Being in a fasted state is nice and healthy. Contrary to what many many people think. You need to eat three meals a day. What you talking about, [Â __Â ] No, you don’t. No, just listen to your body. Green beans. efficiency. There you go. You got to zone in sometimes. Just get the work done. I’m pretty sure green beans are for the community center. I’m just going to go straight in there. Go up there now. I don’t think the kids ever play here, right? Nobody ever plays on this little playground. Oh, look at that. No, you could do that. Sit on the duck. Can you sit on the swing? Yeah, you can. You can’t swing on it, though, sadly. Boom. Bundle complete. Rewards. 30 spring seeds. Nice. What else do we need? Cave carrots. We have Right. Boom. Two new rooms unlocked. Bring crops bundle. Parsnip. Green bane. Boom. Green bean right there. Potato, cauliflower, parsnip. You have a cauliflower. All right. Probably buy some potatoes. Artis artisan bundle. All right. Quality crops. Good old yam. Then the fish as well. We need sunfish, catfish, shad, tiger, trout, bunch of crabs, walleye, bream, eel, puffer fish, ghost fish, sandfish, wood skip, sardine, tuna, red snapper, tilapia. Oh, that’s Yo, what up, Filipinos? Want that tilapia? Largemouth bass, carp, bullhead, sturgeon. It’s registered in my brain. I’ll remember it all forever now. Trust me. Let’s go find Haley. What is it? 10:00 a.m. Wednesday. This is closed. Lazy townies. Yeah, she’s in there. Let’s go plant these seeds. 1,500. How much do we need? Think four grand for a chicken coupe. And then we don’t even we still need chickens. Let’s see here. Oh, let’s bring the farm down a little bit further. Probably it’s fine down here. We’ll just keep going down. Yep. The neatest work you’ll ever see in your life. Perfect. Good. Good. Good. Good. What else do we need? Uh, bring grass room, fish tank, right? Cauliflower, potato, and parsnip. Cauliflower. No potato sadly. We grabbed. Break those at the blacksmith. Crack them open. Maybe sell some of this. What? No, we need the muscles. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I think it’s best to prioritize the community center as quick as possible. Although, we’re running out of spring days for like the gold spring crops. Gold star. Hi there. Do you have everything you need for the farm? If not, we might be able to help you out. Who are you, Caroline? I don’t know you. We carry a variety of useful items. Oh, you’re married to Pierre. Oh, dang. I didn’t think that guy could ever get married. Yeah, good to get that greenhouse unlocked as early as you can. Yeah, feed. Grow them crops year round. Perfect environment. Boom. Cave. Carrot, cauliflower. Hey to Clint. I think it closes at like 5, but we got time. Just take this from his yard. Those are mine now, Pierre. What is this? Oh, you can’t press F1 on that. This. What about this? F1’s not working. There we go. Vincent Villager. Yeah, look at all this info. Next and 94 points. Friendship friendly. Can romance? No. Yeah, cuz he’s a kid. Talk today? No. Gifted today? No. Yeah, I like that info. I want to look for bugs, but mom gets mad when I’m all dirty. It’s a tough choice. We don’t have school here, but I’m doing my best to give Vincent and Jazz a proper education. Every child deserves a chance to be successful. Ain’t that right, girl? Oh, no. Dang it, dog. 400 p.m. You fre knew it. I’m trying to come up with a new song for my band, but I’m blanking. Hey, what do you think my new song should be about? Let’s see. farming, mining, and chopping wood, a city in the sea, trains, or choose anything. It’ll still be a horrible song. I’m going to say a city in the sea. Hey, you know what? That sounds perfect. Thanks. No problems for me. Times have been tough lately. I got laid off my job as a bus driver. If I get that job back, I could drive you to Calico Desert. I’ll petition for you, Pam. Maybe you should stop smoking, girl. When’s the next holiday? Actually, that’s just one. Yo, homegrown tulips make for a lovely springtime gift. Pam’s birthday’s tomorrow. Guess I should be remembering their birthdays. I didn’t give Haley a freaking present on her birthday, dog. That’s so sad. Did I Did I not do that? That might have been the day I accidentally gave her a present she hated. Wow. Sorry, girl. Little fish a little bit. Let’s eat these eggs. They’re just a few hours old. Ain’t nothing but a thing. Gosh darn. Gosh darn. Rest in peace, Haley. Dang girl. That is kind of sad though. Here’s Elliot. The forest is a wonderful place. Have you been there? No. I can’t believe you killed her. You should have believed it, dog. I can do anything. What you doubting me for? Lost book. Boom. You found a lost book. The library has expanded. We need to check out the library and read those books, but it’s too late now. We’ll just do a little bit more fishing. on the other side from Willie cuz that man tried to touch my Willie and I did not appreciate it. So we try to stay away from him. A farm would cost $1 million. What is that right Kevin Scott? Where you get that information from? Huh? Is that$1 million? Oh [Â __Â ] I took my hand off the mouse. Is that$1 million US dollars? Are you American? Come on, bro. Fight. Damn. Seaweed. First catch. Just the sound of the waves smacking the land, creating sand water. Very adaptable. Be like water, my friend. more seaweed. Can you I guess you can cook with the seaweed. Yeah, it can be used in cooking and you can also just eat it raw. I think I’d rather dry it, but I mean if you’re super hungry, maybe it’s Yeah, imagine that though. I mean, straight from the sea. This is all salty. Like extra salty. There’s a chest. Let me grab that. Yeah, got it. Boom. Perring and four geodess. That’s nice. Look at that. Heck yeah. Gosh darn. We’re going to crack those open at the blacksmith. Look at the stars reflecting into the ocean. Those are stars. All right, let’s get home. Oh, look at this. It’s Lionus. Sounds like those raccoons are back at it again. Filthy varmints. Ah, you turned up at the right moment, son. Could you do an old man a favor? Could you go around the corner and scare off those raccoons for me? They’ve been causing a real mess. Thanks. Just make sure you give them a good scare so they never come back. I wouldn’t do that for him. It It was me. I’m sorry. I find a lot of hot, fresh food in these cans. Stuff that will go to waste if I don’t take it. Do you think there’s something wrong with what I’m doing? Not everyone’s Is this him? Yeah, man. He’s He has He’s a He’s speech. He’s doing a speech, dog. You got me flustered. Not everyone’s cut out for this world coin. You don’t know what it’s like to be me. I’m not harming anyone. I just want to live life in my own way. Is that so wrong? So, we can say, “Yes, it’s disgusting. No, it’s a shame for food to go to waste. Yes, it’s illegal. That’s George’s private property. No, but she should get a job and stop leeching off others.” H. So, there’s Yes. No, yes, no. No, dog. It’s a shame for food to go to waste. Thanks, Coin. I knew you were an open-minded person. I feel good about what I’m doing. I’m not harming anyone. You can go home. I promise I won’t rummage in George’s can anymore. You can tell them you scared off the raccoons for good. Then he goes straight over to the star drops of Lu’s trash can. Oh man, it’s real squishy in there. Wait, I know what you were doing, Lionus. Yo, Dangerous, I know what you’re doing. Walker tipped $1.99 through super chat. Give me my money back, you [Â __Â ] You [Â __Â ] Appreciate that dangerous moon walker. I tip my hat to you, sir. That’s for you. If you need food, just ask. I don’t want anyone in Pelican Town to go hungry. Here, I’ve got a basket of zucchini fritters for you. Just make sure you dip them in my spicy marinara. Go on, take it. Take my spicy marinara. Dang, dog. Get nasty now. Get out of here. Back to the farm. Oh, there’s Abigail. Hey, sorry in advance if I say anything rude. I didn’t get much sleep last night. What do you want? Sorry in advance and then immediately says something freaking rude. Girl, that’s why I don’t like you. We still need farm animals and such. We need to make the farm into a ranch. We a rancher. We ain’t a farmer. There’s a freaking difference. Herring. Do I need this herring? I’m sure I do, right? Need like everything up in here. Special ocean. Nope. It’s an ocean fish. We don’t need the herring in here. Yeah. Clams. I think we might need Oh, hey boy. There you go, Bobby Lee. Day 17 over. 329 gold. So little bright sunny day today. Living off the land is on. Turn on the telly. Welcome to living off the land. We’re back again with another tip for y’all. Now listen up. Ah, refreshing rain, a farmer’s best friend. When it rains, you don’t have to water your crops. Use this to your advantage. Wow, what a freaking show. Who scripted that [Â __Â ] My parents said no. They wouldn’t want to eat gross things to win money. Yeah, I mean that makes sense. I mean it depends on the amount of money and what’s the gross thing? Like just beetles and [Â __Â ] I mean, a lot of grosser things out there, but if it’s only like a few hundred, nah. It’s got to be like in the thousands. These strawberries have quite a few days to grow. I don’t remember how fast they Well, boom. Strawberry fruit. A sweet juicy fruit. Favorite with an appealing red color. Harvest spring 22 in 4 days. Nice. Yeah, I guess I do know. Deuces red dye. That’s cool. Elliot Har. Who loves this? Demetrius and Maru. Oh, like father, like daughter. They love strawberries, huh? I’ll keep note of that. You sure it ain’t watermelon? No. Dang, dog. There we go. Almost done. This is why I don’t like doing this farming crap. I mean, it’s fine, but definitely not my favorite thing to water one thing at a time. Come here, Bobby. There you go, boy. I need to clear the farm a bit more. We have almost 2,000. I’m mostly waiting for all these strawberries and stuff to pop up. four days. Then we can buy a chicken coupe at the very least. dilapidated farm. I guess the grandfather comes back in ghost form after like 3 years to check on your progress on the farm and he judges you. You gosh darn judgmental bastard. Have I even ever done that? I have no idea. I’m sure I have. Maybe. Let’s get into town. Sell some of these. Bring this like bull testicle. I mean, some people eat that willingly. Is that really that nasty? I mean, I definitely wouldn’t want to eat it. I ain’t eating no goddamn balls, bro. No thanks. Unless you’re paying me, dog. Yo, Rebecca, just in time for me to be talking about balls. Welcome Rebecca Raid. Check out Rebecca MC’s channel, by the way. Playing a cool French game. Is that what you’re coming from right now? Player obscure expedition 33, which Kevin Scott brought up a couple times, I believe. There’s Haley. Yo, girl. Yo, Sing X. Heck yeah. This is going to be the girl right here. I’ve decided I am going to organize my clothes today. I’ll have to throw out all the last of last year’s styles to make room for the new ones. You fashion girl. God dang. You’re out here being wasteful, but she changes. She changes. So, you just have to wait for the change. Be a patient man. Come here, girl. You’ve already given Haley two gifts this week. That’s enough. Dang. Is it though? Yeah. Expedition 33. Very highly rated game. So, you’re a farmer, huh? Interesting. Well, ma’am, I think there’s a difference between farming and ranching, but I ain’t trying to correct your ass right now. Goodbye. We are actually farming because we don’t own any animals except for a dog. But, you know, I get real real feisty with these people. The game going that’s enough. Oh god. Let me talk to this guy. Hello, coin. Are you well? I feel like I’ve never gotten to know Elliot in any any time I’ve played this game. He seems like a random handsome man. I don’t know how to gauge him. H I wonder if I can get Pierre to cook dinner tonight. Your husband doesn’t cook for you, woman. Understandable. How can I possibly compete with Jojo? Their pockets are so deep they can sell at a loss until little guys like me are out of business. Then they’ll jack up their prices. Well, sir, I think the first thing you got to do is open up on Wednesdays, you gosh darn son [Â __Â ] In fact, sell me some seeds today. We need potatoes. It takes 6 days. You will have enough. That’s just maybe like 10 packets of potatoes. We need uh more Do we need more cauliflower? We need parsnips for sure. Four days to mature or mature as some may say. Jazz seeds. Kale seeds. Let’s go with maybe some more bean. No, 10 days. Nah, I think there’s 28 days in the month. Let’s go with Oh, 12 days cauliflower. Yeah. All right, then. We’ll just get more parsnips. Like that. A little bit more potato. um can get pretty lively at night. Sometimes we even put a coin in the juke box. Chuckle. I like to visit once a week or so to catch up on things. Anyway, is that right, Mayor? What’s your name again, dog? forgot this. I I keep thinking his name’s Pierre. I’ll just call him Mayor, though. The title is as good as a name. And the website is a good place to check out the live stream schedule. www.coin.cc/scchedu. Also helpful if you watch in the replay. Don’t forget to hydrate. Let’s plant these things up. Let’s ho the ground. Heck yeah. Welcome in. Oh, wow. I’m exhausted. Right. More from the Rebecca raid. Ancient one. I should probably set that down. Put this here. Good old furnace. Well, yeah, that’s good. I was thinking about it being in front of all this wood even though you don’t use this. Like that’s my how my mind works. Like I want to have access to this wood. No. I don’t want to block it. But it’s okay. It’ll be fine. All right. Geodess. I don’t think I can hit up the blacksmith before it’s time. But I can hit up the toilet before I pee myself. Don’t go anywhere. We’ll be back with more Stardew Valley in a moment. And we are back with Stardew Valley planting seeds. How exciting it is. I’m not joking. That’s why this game’s so good. You can do such simple things. Oh, right. Energy and have fun. How do you make field snacks, acorns, maple seeds? I have cookies from mama. Oh, mama. Save me, girl. I have one out of 270 energy. One energy left. Those cookies gave me like 25% of the bar. Look at his little baby tree right there. didn’t go away. Okay, a few more. You got to harvest as much as possible before spring ends. The time is approaching swiftly as time always marches on. Oh, energy field snack. Let’s see. How do you make it? Acorns, maple seeds, and pine cones. Any There we go. They’re like little protein bars made of the earth. I don’t know if there’s like any protein in. It’s just all carbs. We can pretend it’s a protein bar, though. Cool. Good. Good. That should all yield a decent amount of money. Let’s clear. Well, yeah. Let’s clear more of this farm off. We need to make room for the ranch. We need the the room for the animals to roam. Maybe I should do the respectful thing and clear out Grandpa’s spot. Good old Grampy right up here. Yeah, I’m probably going to end up going pretty hard into the mine at some point. Going to need a lot of materials. Energy’s almost out. We might as well rest for the day. I didn’t talk to many towns folk, but I feel like talking to them doesn’t do that much. I’m not sure how much it increases their friendship levels. I feel like just giving them gifts is probably the best thing. Sleep. Measly 655 gold. Sometimes you got to make pennies before you start making millie. Fortune teller. Ooh, I see a glimmer within my scrying orb. A shard of knowledge from the future. The spirits are very happy today. They will do their best to shower everyone with good fortune. Good day. Good day to go in the mine. You’ve got mail. Farmer Coin. Or that’s Jod. Farmer Coin, I have a request for you. I need a fresh cauliflower for a recipe I want to make. Could you bring me one? Yes, Jodie. Quest accepted. Bring Jodie a cauliflower. Jodie needs a fresh cauliflower for a recipe she’s making. She’s asking you to bring her one. Fresh out, girl. But I got some growing, so I don’t think it’s timed. Yeah, there’s no time on that. Use your furnace to smelt a copper bar. Yeah, we’re going to go into the mines today. You got to water all this crap. Sometimes you got to do things you don’t want to do to be able to do the things you want to do. Oh, cauliflower. There we go. The universe provides Hardcord Pawn was good, but I like Pawn Stars better. I’ve never watched any of them. Maybe I’ve seen um one of those pawn pawn shop stores, shows pawn stars, maybe. Definitely one with like the angry guy in it and like a bald man and an old guy like some old man. Yeah, I’ve seen a few episodes of that. I can see why people would watch those shows. the soothing sounds of Stardew Valley located within the Ferngill Republic at war with some kind of empire out there. We should go to the library. I mentioned that a couple times now. Read some of the books, but we also have to dig up more of the lost books or lore and NPC dialogue as well. Yo, Iser, welcome in. Gosh darn. I thought you weren’t going to come around tonight. You’re out there skanking around. We’re just watering some crops. Look at all these crops we got. Okay, good. Let’s bring this cauliflower to Jody. It’s about to be 10:00 a.m. Perfect time. We’ll grab our sword. Put that away and we are off. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. All right. Good. The old star daffodil ask for good old Haley whose birthday we missed. Real sad. Where’s Jodie? She’s home with her son Samuel. You can check through the trash cans as well. If nobody sees you, they don’t get disgusted. It’s like the whole if a bear shits in the in the woods kind of thing. Is that what it means? No. When a tree falls. You’re not good enough friends with Sam to go into his room. He’s out there jamming though, dog. He needs a freaking crew. He needs a band. Now, I’ve been actually handling a legal issue with my music and an artist, you know. Money tings. They paid so all is well. Heck yeah. Heck yeah, get paid, brother. The food at Joja Mart might not be the healthiest for my family, but with such low prices, you’d be crazy to shop anywhere else. Yeah, it’s like Walmart versus Whole Foods, which would be the freaking uh family store uh that Pierre owns. But the man’s lazy and doesn’t open on Wednesdays. Maybe that’s why he’s going out of business, dog. Oh, that looks so delicious. Thank you. This is just what I wanted. It’s going to be perfect for my yellow curry. Oh, yellow curry. Wow, sounds delicious. Girl, can I have some? We don’t know her that well. Eggs, bread, carrots, and milk. There’s bread in the fridge. Why would you put the bread in the fridge? There’s moisture in there. It gets moldy faster. I’m pretty sure that’s logic, right? Who puts bread in their fridge? Y’all put bread in your goddamn fridge? Sam’s trying to do a kick flip. Sam’s trying to do a kick flip. Okay, let me see. What does he like? Uh, or loves cactus, golden pumpkin, magic rock candy, maple maple bar. Those are easy to make, right? That’s not what I have though. I have a field snack. Pearl pizza. Pizza. Stay there, Sam. I’m going to buy you a pizza, bro. Man, I’m such a good friend. Imagine that [Â __Â ] dog. Your friend, you just see your friend hanging out doing a kick flip. You’re like, he’s looking a little bit hungry doing working out out here and then you go and buy him a pizza. We got to wait for the bartender to get to work. The bar is opening up around now. It’s 12:20 p.m. Here’s Jod’s request. She gave us 350 gold for one cauliflower. She’s talking about working or shopping at Joja Mart to feed her family trash processed food because they can’t afford the prices in the town from Pierre. But she’d give me 350 gold for a freaking cauliflower. Gosh darn girl. Wow. I’m not judging. That’s my money now. Okay. Uh pizza 600. It’s worth it. That’s my bro. Oh, bunga, dude. It’s fresh. It’s hot. Pipe piping hot out the oven, bro. Here. Oh, yeah. Pizza time. That was worth it. Dang. I spent onethird of my wealth on that pizza. Oh man, that’s sad. I don’t know what’s what’s more sad. That I spent oneird of my wealth or that one third of my wealth was was equivalent to a pizza. Iser started a meth lab in Stardew Valley after watching Breaking Bad. He got kicked out. Yeah, I know, right? Dang. You’d think I would be the one doing all the meth stuff in Albuquerque. is breaking bad out here. I don’t know what I’m doing running around. I guess I’ll just gather stuff. My energy’s kind of low. Oh, I was supposed to go in the Yeah, we can. We still have time. We’ll go in the mines. That’s what I was doing. 1,200. I mean, we were close. Well, no, right. The chicken coupe is four grand, not two grand, but we’ll be getting money soon. Oh, that pizza cost 600 gold, dog. I gave that. God dang, I’m starting to regret it. It’s all good. We We’ll make it back. Okay. to the mines. Drop this stuff off. One of these two. Oh, the dog’s bowl is empty. Sorry, girl. I’ll get you next time, Bobby Lee. I think the backpack is too grand. Wow. I probably should have should get that first out of everything. Here, Lionus. That’s a good find. I’m always happy eating wild food. Thank you. Please don’t destroy my tent. I’ll think about it, bro. But we’ll see. Get into here. How far have we gone? Only five levels, I think. Yeah, I think I got to like level nine and then stopped. What’s a mining song? Do we have any kind of mining song? What kind of songs would miners sing back in the day? Just inhaling all that [Â __Â ] down there. Singing their lungs to death. Here we go. The lab was good if it weren’t for that mangy mut and those meddling teens. Yeah. Freaking Uhoh. Boom. Amethyst. Dang. throw some of this trash out. Oh boy. Yo, Rosie, welcome man. Oh, hot boxing. Gotcha, boy. Too slow, sucker. Level seven. Need to get down lower every five levels. Ooh, what’s that? What the heck is Oh, that’s like fertilizer or something. Let’s see. We’ll drop this stuff. Basic retaining soil. This soil has a chance of staying watered overnight. Mix into tilled soil. Yeah, I like that kind of stuff. So, we don’t have to water as much. All righty. We got to go lower. Start bashing random rocks until we find the staircase down or the ladder. That’s actually a good point. You going for a lion’s mane? I’m not going for anything. I just didn’t want to get haircuts anymore and I decided not to. So, I I did the man thing and I did what I said I was going to do. And now here we are today. I bet you’re wondering how I got here slash. I don’t know. I just don’t like men touching me, dog. I’m not going to lie. That’s the biggest one of the biggest reasons. Like, I don’t want people touching my head. I don’t want people around me with sharp blades and stuff. I get it. Oh, paranoid. It’s not about being paranoid. It’s just I don’t like it, you know? So, I’d rather not go through it. I’ve been through it my whole life pretty much. And I got to a point I was like, I don’t like it. I don’t like these freaking people touching me, dog. Stop it. You’re not a woman. I guess you could go to a hair salon. But, I mean, that’s not why I wouldn’t do that either. It’d be the same thing. It doesn’t matter if it’s a woman or a man. Yeah, that’s what that’s what I was getting. That’s my point. It doesn’t matter. Like even if it was a woman, it like it would have to be a specific woman, you know? Like I don’t want the majority of people in in the world near me. I like my personal space. Level eight. We need to find at least one or two more levels before we get out of here. Well, this is coming from Envy. I wish I could grow my hair long. [Â __Â ] grows thick like Elvis hair. Just goes taller. I feel like uh yeah, like it’s real straight. Miss Peach’s barber like Laura Croft. Yeah, if I got to know her well enough. For sure. Laura Croft. Yeah, I’d definitely get a haircut from her 100%. staircase. That’s a rock monster. I don’t want to pass out. We got to get out of here soon. We’re on level nine. We just need to go one more. There we go. Boom. You’ve arrived. That was a terrible GPS voice. Leather boots. Look at that. Boom. The leather is very supple. Plus one defense, plus one immunity. I love me some leather freaking boots, my guy. Thank you so much. Drop this. And I guess I could have dropped it on the ground instead of in the trash. How do you Right. Here we go. Boom. It’s the same boots I was wearing. They didn’t change. We’re level five bumpkin. I didn’t realize that was a thing. Yeah. Let’s get one more pile of copper here. Head back up. I’m long hair undercut with a few chosen dreads. Dreads, huh? I don’t think I could do dreads. It’s getting late. I would like to uh try cornrows at one point, but I would I I would have to learn how to do it myself. Seems like real tiring. I don’t know. Seems like a tiring thing to do by yourself. You just got your arms up there freaking doing that crap the whole time. I don’t know about that. I don’t really do anything with my hair except put it up and down. But personally, but look like a Viking. That’s how that’s the way to go. He just look like a man. Nothing wrong with that. We got nothing that night, huh? It’s raining today. Good. Fortune teller, welcome to Wellwix Oracle. The only show where you voice where the voice of the spirits blah blah blah blah blah. The spirits are annoyed. Okay, so we shouldn’t go mining today and I’ll be back in less than 2 minutes. Don’t go anywhere. We have more Stardew Valley coming up. All righty. Back in it. We don’t have to water all this crap. We can just harvest these beans. Some of these dried out, right? Interesting. See? No, it seems fine. Wild horseeradish. Radish. Cool. Let’s grab I guess we’re not going into the mine. H maybe we should fish while it’s raining. That is a thing. But the sort of way grab the X. Let’s some of the people talk about man buns yet it’s just dudes trying to cool their neck same as the ladies. Yeah. I mean it’s the style. It’s like I don’t really care what people look like to be honest because that kind of kind of sets the trend for everything else, right? It’s how the universe works. If everybody looked the same freaking way like maybe in the military like I was in freaking bland as [Â __Â ] dog. Like what part of that makes you think that’s cool? I mean, there’s I’m not saying the military is not cool, and it’s kind of not in in certain ways, but like, why do you want to be the same as everybody else, you know? Live your own freaking life. Do what the heck you want to do. Who the heck cares what people are talking about, man bun? What? What? With my man hands, I’m putting my man hair up. What the heck, dog? It’s just hair. It’s just freaking a bun, dog. Maybe we should fish in the river, though. instead of here. I don’t think this really produces too much good fish. Yeah, I always have my hair up. I definitely wouldn’t want it down like this if I was out side. Smallmouth bass. want. One of the most unique fishing mechanics in a game that I actually like. I mean, a lot of fishing in a lot of games is fun. Fishing tends to be enjoyable in a lot of games, but I feel like this is one of the best mechanics for fishing. It’s simple. It’s effective. It keeps you like focused on it, but not like not in like in an anxious way like I got [Â __Â ] I got to get this. You know, we’re all different for a reason. Just got to embrace embrace it. Everybody wants to be the same. I mean, I guess, you know, it’s kind of human nature in a sense. ties into tribalism, ties into wanting to be part of a group. Like all of that, all of that stuff. Even like something as simple as like joining in with hair culture, like all the guys with mullets, trying to bring the mullets back. It’s it’s just all all ties back into how humans are animals and everybody uh is not everybody but a lot of people are not very self-aware. And usually lack of self-awareness leads to less individualism and less creativity because you want to be like everybody else. But you’re not the you’re freaking not that person, dog. What What are you trying to be like him for? I get that you can get you can take certain qualities from people. That’s fine. You know, you like the way someone dresses, sure, whatever. That’s fine. Take take cues from it. Whatever you want to do. You like someone’s personality, take cues from it, but do it in your own way. They say sleeping on the floor is more comfortable than a bed. I think they’d be lying, dog. What you talking about out here, Kevin Scott? Gosh darn. You talking about like a like a Japanese bed? That’s That would those are fine. You just got the mattress on the floor. But yeah, they do say that sleeping like on the floor is good for the body’s posture or something like that. like something that’s more firm is better than all the super soft beds that people tend to have. I prefer a more firm bed, I would say. Like not hard, but like on the firmer side. I don’t like to sink into a bed. It’s just like and it feels like your body is getting all freaking disjointed when you’re sinking into a super soft kind of bed. You need stability. Makes sense cuz like you know animals sleep on the ground, right? That’s what we’re doing coming up in life as human beings, sleeping on the ground. And it’s kind of soft but kind of hard, you know. It’s firm. You’ve got some new ideas to sleep on. Indeed. I hope everybody has some new ideas to sleep on every night. Don’t forget to hydrate. We’re just fishing in the rain. Getting the fishing skill up. I should probably upgrade the pole. That would be nice. I haven’t upgraded any of my tools except for the sword, I guess. Technically, my best naps were on the ground, the soil. Still they are. Yeah, do some what do they call it? Grounding yourself. There’s a chest here. Let’s grab that before the fish. See, fishing mechanic. Simple yet effective. I’m focusing yet I’m not too focused. It’s flow. It’s called the alpha state of mind because your brain goes into an alpha brainwave state. It’s not because you’re calling yourself an alpha. Oh, bait. Right. We don’t have a rod where we can use bait. Yeah. Such a soothing game though. I mean, look at that. Dang. This is why this is one of people’s most played games. I have I looked on Steam. I have 200 hours or it was 197 hours. That’s a lot for most games. It’s the sounds of nature that give me the good night’s sleep. Yeah, nature is always what we should be going back to. That’s for sure. So stop buying all that plastic [Â __Â ] thinking you’re saving the earth cuz it’s made out of plastic. What you think you saving the earth for? You gosh darn son [Â __Â ] It’s nasty. As I say, drinking out of plastic water bottles and stuff. But you know, everything in moderation in balance. It’s not really hypocritical. It’s just, you know, you don’t do everything right in life. But I’m mostly talking about trash. Like like faux leather. Such trash, dog. New record. Smallmouth bass. 20 in. Just goes right into the freaking landfills. Falls apart after 6 months. It’s freaking disgusting, dog. Buy something quality like real leather. There we go. Come here, boy. More fish. What now? What you saying up in here? I sir, how many beers you got in you, sir? Can we take a breathalyzer on you now? Yeah, fishing in the rain’s good. You get you catch different fish, but maybe I shouldn’t have been catching them in here. The river, I think, produces more unique fish when it’s raining. And the uh even the ocean Let’s see. Look at that reflection. So nice. Hit. Reeling her in. Would you look at that? First cast of brain 15 in. Gosh darn. Gosh darn. Boom. River jelly. First catch. What the heck is that? I don’t know. It sounds amazing. A rare jelly found in fresh water. Plus 75 energy. Plus 33 health. Plus 30 max energy for 7 minutes. Wow, river jelly. That seems amazing. Hopefully we get more of that. Can I ask you to check out the merch on the website though? www.coin.cc. That’sccnot.com. Coined with an E, man. I love live streaming. You just do everything on the fly. Bream. Yeah, we’re good. Well, no, we can fish a little more. Let’s eat a snack. Might as well take advantage of the uh rain. Look at them. Chub. 13 in. Gosh darn. 13inch chub. Huh? That’s a good hall. Get on back home. Rain or shine, a man’s always fishing. Feel like that’s some kind of fisherman’s motto. Fishermen love the fact that they are they’re fishermen. Even if they do it just for a hobby. Which of these do we need to keep? The bream, smallmouth, bass. Let me see. Fish tank, river fish, bundle, shad, tiger, trout, catfish, sunfish, uh, specialty, ocean night fishing, walleye, bream. Yeah, bream. So, we need to keep one of these. Bream, eel, and a walleye. Largemouth bass, carp, bullhead, sturgeon. Oh, one of these. The small mouth. We can sell. Put those away. Yeah, we caught like eight of these. Nice. Eight silver star smallmouth bass. The bass and the chub. We’ll keep the river jelly. Seems very good. That’s a lot of extra energy. That’s good for mining. Keep that in there. Hey, girl. Level up. Level two fishing. 1,100 gold. Not too bad. Maybe I should buy that backpack. Day 21 of spring. That’s my birthday. March 21st. The Queen of Sauce is on. Greetings. It is I, the queen of sauce, here to teach you a new mouthwatering recipe from my secret cookbook. This week’s dish, radish salad. There’s nothing like a fresh peppery radish. It reminds me of the late spring my mother would slice up our fresh radishes and serve them on grainy bread with a little salt and pepper. Ah, those were the days. But I digress. Now watch closely. You learned how to cook radish salad. I don’t think you cook salads, dude. In my mind, that sounds entirely wrong. Go ahead and anything to harvest. How much the water? All righty, we have 2,300 gold. Not too bad. We need more scarecrows probably. Yeah, that was a thing with the Harvest Moon games back in the They they didn’t have like a combat. They only had basically it was like this farming kind of sim. And then they came out with another series. I forgot what it was called. Rune something. And uh there’s like a good mixture of combat and sim. That was cool, but they never really gave the full experience in any of those games for some reason until Stardew Valley made by a single person out of crazy. There we go. Hard day’s work. Look at that. I almost missed a couple. Let’s get to the blacksmith. I suppose he opens around 10:00. I keep missing him. So, we have 12 geos to crack open. Hopefully, good stuff for the museum. Process geos. There we go. Copper ore. Copper ore. Copper ore. Malikite. Neccoite celestine hole clay. You don’t have enough room in your inventory, right? All right, I’ll be back. Clint, I got to go to uh Gar’s place now. Goodbye. We got to buy that backpack. I think it’s 2,000. Or is it 2500? If we didn’t buy that dang pizza for Sam, we might have had the money. I think we do, though. Let’s see. 24 slots, 2,000. And yes, purchase. You got the large pack. Your inventory space has increased to 24. And then the next one is 10 grand. 36 slots. I guess I might asse. Oh, you work girl. If I don’t spend any time outside, I’ll go crazy. Yeah, everybody should get outside. woman. Plus, I don’t want my legs to turn soft. I’ve never heard anyone say that in my life. I’ve got these behind the counter blues. Oh, cheer up, buddy. Bring the geot back now that we have enough inventory space. There’s a puddle there. Yo, I love this game. It’s such a simple gosh darn thing. But like little things add up to being big experiences. Sometimes you just got to accept and have gratitude for the small things in life. Coal. Like coal. It sounds not great, but it’s great. It’s combustible as [Â __Â ] More Celestine and more again. And Malikite. Oh, Neco. Neco. I don’t know how to pronounce it. I think that’s right. And we have books to read. I like that you can see which ones are new. Collect reward. Cauliflower seeds. Can’t even plant these. Guess we’re saving those for a whole year or maybe selling them. Donate to the museum. Go. Boom. It doesn’t seem like you have anything to donate to the museum. Better get out there and do some treasure hunting, huh? I don’t even get paid, dog. This is a book by Marne. Animals are very sensitive. They like to be pet everyday and prefer to eat grass outdoors than dry hay. They don’t like being outside in the rain, though. Happy animals produce higher quality products. Dang, Marne, that’s a basic ass book. How do you How do you over here? Yeah. Tips on farming. Use fertilizer to improve quality. Reduce workload. I thought these were going to be like lore books, dog. There’s a book missing here. How do you like target the right spot? Oh, you just hit the icon. I was I was like targeting the shelf. on foraging. The local woods and mountains are great places to find wild produce. A good forager will clear out any weeds, stumps, or stones from these areas. All right, that’s good to know. So, the wild produce has plenty of space to grow. Expert foragers know the secret to cultivating wild food so that it can be grown on the farm. Isn’t that amazing? I guess so, man. Dang. Get out of here. Necoite. The delicate shards form a tiny pink meadow. That’s beautiful. Some early life forms had bones made from this blessing. Where’s Haley? Check our map. We have a tracking device on her. This isn’t weird at all. Well, we have a tracking device on the entire town. Even this lady, it’s nice to be so close to the ocean. The sound of the sea makes going to sleep a lot easier. As kids, we hunted for seashells after the tide went out. Those were the days. All right, girl. Breathe. Oh, man. I’ve been pushing off my homework all weekend. Looks like I’ll be pull pulling another allnighter. You go to school, Abigail? I’ve been ma I’ve been mayor of Pelican Town for over 20 years. No one ever runs against me when it’s time for an election. I like to think that it means I’m doing my job well. I like being mayor. All right. Dang, dog. Where’s Haley? My sister is so weird. Sometimes I wonder if we’re actually related. You want a daffodil? Yes, for me. Thank you. No problem, girl. I don’t think I need this for the community center. Aru. Hi. Hey, you’ve made another week of progress on the farm. It seems like things are going well for you. Thanks, Maru. Remember when you said farming was easy? You said something like that, right? You skank more pedals. I wonder what he likes. Need something built. Robin villager. Oh, loves goat cheese, pearl, prismatic shard, spaghetti, and woody secret. What is that? That sounds not good for uh Demetrius, her husband. Amethyst, cauliflower. I don’t have anything she really likes, I don’t think. What about you, Demetrius? He likes bean, hot pot, ice cream, magic rock candy, rice pudding, and strawberries. Right, Maru? And this guy likes strawberries. Cool. Yeah, look at his schedule. I just wrote a schedule down in my freaking notepad. Today’s schedule. Currently at carpenters shop and he’s going to go for a walk later. into the mountains. Wow, that’s not stalking at all. Yeah, I need more. Let’s go earn more. Well, let me eat these. We’ll do some more fishing. That’s a good way to earn money is through fishing. Just have a big old snack before you sit your ass down and act like you’re doing a lot of work with a fishing rod. pit. There’s a chest. You got to get it up close to being good and then boop. Go up to the top, grab it, go back down, get the fish. That’s an expert fisherman right there. Small mouth bass. Amethyst. Nice. Abigail loves those as does Robin. No, Robin only likes them, I think. The door is closing in the background. Like sound design is very important when it comes to virtually anything that has sound involved in my opinion. If you don’t have good audio, you should This dang Georgia cola sign behind me. I wonder when the next event is. I’ll go check the calendar after we fish a bit more. I’ll definitely win any kind of fishing competition as well. Grandpa left us a farm, but he left us zero money. It’s just we’re taking taking a loss right now in large part because we’re spending a third of our wealth on our friend’s pizza. But nobody ever said a city kid was a a good accountant. First catch sunfish 7 in The grip of the rod. You just hear it. Perfect. Sunfish 7 in. Smallmouth bass. 14 in. Smallmouth bass 14 in. It’s just a stack of them right there. There’s a book at that bookstore. I think it’s very expensive though that tells you the price of the items, the sale price. Hey, Maru, watch me catch this fish. Girl, watch. Just watch, girl. It’s a hard one. Nah, I’m just kidding. thing was easy. See? Night, Maru. Yeah, she’s one of the worst girls in my opinion. Ooh, River Jelly. Nice. Crickets are out. Loud as [Â __Â ] Boom. Ram. Let’s get this hole back to the farm so we can make enough money to start calling it a ranch. I missed the calendar. I think there’s a calendar in the inventory though, isn’t there? Like over here somewhere. Total earnings 10 grand. Too shabby. There’s not calendar here. No. I guess I should bring the hoe around so we can dig up those worms. See here. Where’s the hoe? Just some clay. When you get relics, it feels good. Throw these in here. Don’t need those cauliflower. Not the copper ore. Boom. Fire up the furnace. Burn off a little bit of energy here. I don’t like to waste energy. You got to use it. Utilize the force within you. I think the axe is probably the first thing I’ll upgrade. We’ll see. Boom. Guess we finished a a mission. Raising animals. Build a coupe. Almost there. We just need our hall from farman. Here you go, boy. That’s a good old Bob Lee. 1,200 from the fish and mining. Day 22. Taco Doodle Doo. Living off the land. Welcome to Living Off the Land. We’re back again with another tip for y’all. Now, listen up. Get your hands on a fishing pole and sell your catch. Fishing is a great way to make a little extra cash when you have some downtime. The distance your bobber lands from any dry land determines what kinds of fish you’ll hook, as well as the location, season, and time of day, and weather. Yeah, we were just fishing out there earlier. I’ve got some new items in stock. A deluxe fishing pole and some bait that you can attach to it. Interesting. He did that in time with the TV series on TV. Huh. You can use bait to make fish bite faster. Hope to see you soon. I wonder if I can buy one for around 1,200. Oh, we got strawberries. Heck yeah. We We’re going to harvest them right after I pee. Don’t go anywhere. We have more Stardew Valley coming up in less than 2 minutes. and we are back with the time on the clock still running. It’s all good. Monday the 22nd shall be a chill day because we get to harvest a bunch of strawberries. Regain some energy. Bunch of parsnips. Hopefully some of these are potentially gold starred. Maybe not. Yes. One. Nice. Perfect. We need that for the community thing. Pantry, spring crops, uh, regular parsnip is needed, and a potato, which we have. So, we’ll get that spring crops bundle. Oh, you need five. Wow. Five of each. We need five of these. I don’t think parsnips we can grow. Still, you can grow more of them before the end of the season. We just have to place down some fertilizer to get gold starred parsnips. We’ll put these away for now. Let’s see. Drop it all in here. water. Need some sprinklers at some point. I guess version 1.6 was the one that added like all the uh the new stuff after you complete the community center. You get some kind of island unlocked or something like that, which sounds super interesting. We don’t even have the desert unlocked yet. Which is also a pretty cool place. We got to get old Smoker Pam to operate the bus. I forgot. I think that’s a community center thing. I remember. Maybe it can’t be because Well, maybe. Yeah. Another batch in four days. Strawberries. Nice. get to harvest them twice in the season. You get the strawberries from the egg hunt festival. I think it was March or uh spring uh 13th something like that. Let’s bring these with me. What else? Two amethysts. Nice. Not too shabby. Cave carrot. I think I already All righty. Let’s see. Money in the bank. Oops. No, that’s fine. Yeah, that’s good. to the community center. Don’t forget to hydrate 2:00 p.m. Is Haley here? No. Here we go. I forgot the potato. Dang it. Dang potato. We don’t need the strawberry in here. Boom. Rim. Stop by Pier store before he closes. Help wanted. I need leak if it’s not too much of an inconvenience. Willie. Well, I probably won’t do that. It’s a good season to start thinking about gardening. Even for us non-farmers, I’m not a farmer, boy, I’m a rancher. The valley is known for producing some of the finest spring flowers. The trees look nice today, don’t they? So, why did you become a farmer? We can say, I want to make tons of money. It’s more real than living in the city. to follow in Grandpa’s footsteps. Oh, Google. Good old Grandpapa. I wanted to escape my old life. That Yeah, that’s the most realistic one. He looked in the drawer of his desk, hoping for a way out because his grandfather said, “Take this letter, son.” And one day, when you realize life in the city sucks and you just keep getting sucked off by everything and you’ve given up on life, open this letter. And this is exactly why we ended up in Stardew Valley, is because I wanted to escape my old life. Hey, that’s pretty much the reason I came here, too. I wanted to connect with nature more. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She’s an artist. She lives in the woods. Be careful out there, girl. It’s dangerous. Let’s buy more parsnips. Yeah, we need we need to buy enough to potentially uh get five gold starred ones. Everything else takes a little bit too long. Plus, I don’t want to plant too much more. Let’s go with fertilizer. We’ll get eight of them. And then that’s it. All right, we’re broke. Let’s go. It’s called investing, I think. Gosh darn. I don’t know. It’s just money leaving my bank account. Oh, what? [Â __Â ] girl. Sorry. Popping at her. I wish Abby wouldn’t spend so much time in her room. Maintaining a household is difficult work, but somebody has to do it. Yeah, that’s a good girl, Jodie. Yes. Yes. I want to be just like my big brother when I grow up. Okay. Bye. Bye, Vincent. You little [Â __Â ] Have I told you that Haley and I are sisters? Strange, isn’t it? Yeah, cuz you kind of look different from Haley. Girl, hitting my head on the mic. You look different though. You You sure you’re not? Oh my. What a lovely day. Whenever I’m struggling with a technical problem, I always take a walk. That’s good. Yeah, it’s surprising how much a change of scenery can help. Well, it’s not about the change of scenery. It’s about you getting your lazy ass walking, girl. It’s about physical activity in your life, you lazy ass nerd. Sorry, girl. Where’s Haley? Ah, let’s check the map. She’s not here. Ah, she’s there. The river. She’s taking pictures. She doesn’t like to be spoken to when she’s taking pictures cuz she’s really consumed in her state of being. Oh, there she is. But you can still give her a gift. This town is so small. It sucks. I have to drive like 20 miles to buy any decent clothes. Wow. That’s why I usually just order online. What? Nothing, girl. I didn’t say anything. I was listening to you. Here. You want a daffodil? Gas for me. Thank you. There you go, girl. Bye. Now, we should probably make friends with Asodius or whatever his name is. As Modius, I think his name has ass in it. The wizard cuz he’s an ass hat. I don’t know what he likes actually. Can I do this? Let me see. F1. No. Dang. That mod does not work on the map like that. Especially since that is also a mod to find the NPC’s locations. Towers up here. The cat, I think, sells hats in the summer. I think that’s what he does. We got to buy ourselves a nice looking felt hat. We got a straw hat on in this thing cuz we got it from the uh was it called? The egg hunt festival or some such. We won it. We won it all. I ain’t trying to brag or nothing. 10 eggs, you know, and it ain’t a big deal or nothing, but we got that straw hat because we won that egg hunt festival. And straw hat’s fine. It’s good. But man, it ain’t no freaking Stson or American hatco hat. A felt hat. Ah, yes. I have seen many things about your future, young coin. If it if I were to tell you, there could be grave consequences. Oh, what do you like? As asked Modius, wizard, villager. Is that his is that his name? What’s his name? Just the wizard. Loves what? Books of mystery. There’s a rabbit. Huh? Rabbit’s foot. Super cucumber. Void essence. I think void essence is the easiest thing to get eventually out of all that stuff. What does he like? Amethyst. It’s not worth giving him an amethyst if he only likes it. That’s waste. Boys, maybe earth crystal. Potatoes. You love potatoes, dog. Well, I didn’t bring any potatoes with me, man. Well, bye now. going to take a while to m make meet or make friends at this pace with just talking to them. I feel like you really should just be giving them gifts as often as possible instead of hoping and praying you have what they like. Maybe you should just figure it out and do it. Okay. Do we have to Right. But we have to plant these parsnips still. We need the five stars before the season ends. Otherwise, we have to wait an entire year. Well, no, that’s not true. Greenhouse. But I’d rather do it this way. The greenhouse you can indeed that is an option. If you’re watching in the replay, super thanks. I appreciate you all day. Also, you too, Fay. She’s being oppressed by the YouTube quota, so she can’t chat, but she can pop things up like that. Hey, water it up. Making progress. Not a lot so far, but it’ll be a compounding effect. It’ll snowball. Starts off real small. Before you know it, you got a whole ass boulder. We go. Almost five copper bars. We can upgrade something soon, but it costs 1,000 gold as well. But we should be making a decent amount as soon as we sell or go to sleep tonight and sell what we have in that box. So much sap. I should green grab like half. I don’t know if it sells for much. Hey boy. Here you go. Bobby Billy. Boom. Level up. Level four farming. Plus one watering can proficiency. Plus one hoe proficiency. We know how to We know how to hoe better now. Farming 4,500. We made five grand that day. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Do you put bath mat in the shower so you don’t slip and fall? No. No. I mean like achievement greenhorn 15k. We’ve earned 15 grand. Nice. I don’t feel like uh showers are really built for you to slip and fall so easily, you know, in my opinion. Like they seem fine. Bathtub, showers, my feet seem to grip just fine. You know, it’s wet. Gives you more grip technically. Dear coin, tomorrow we’re all getting together for the flower dance. Oh yeah, we’re not good enough friends with Haley to dance with her. If you can find a partner, you might even want to participate in the dance yourself. There’s a little clearing beyond the forest west of town where we hold the dance. Arrive between 9:00 a.m. and 2 p.m. if you’re interested, Mayor Lewis. Yeah, I’m interested. I love events in town. I love hanging out with the townies. I ain’t going to lie. I [Â __Â ] on them all the time. But you know, I love you. You freaking townies. I mean, we became a towny oursself. Do we harvest any of this? Some green beans. It Yep. Everything else is growing nicely. Maybe I should make more scarecrows. 50 wood, 20 fiber, one coal. 50 wood, 20 fiber, one coal. Let’s make two of them. Just plop them down here. Uh, whatever. I mean, this is not I know this not the best spot, but Well, probably here’s better than there. Maybe one more. I need that mod that shows us I I You can count the tiles. I’m not going to count, Doug. I don’t care. It’s fine. Just put it right there. Y’all just do it. Live your life, man. You don’t got to do everything efficiently. Just do it. That’s the biggest part about it doing it is the fact that you’re freaking doing it, dog. Throw this in here. I love when it rains. Don’t got to water all that crap. And I think I want to fish again. Oh yeah, we have five grand. Let’s bring the wood. We got to go up to uh what’s her name? Robin. Let’s build the coupe. We got to get some chickens and such. What else? Oh, I do have a cauliflower for the wizard, but it’s only one. What else would she need? What else do I need? One of these, Bailey. I guess I’ll give this to the museum and one to someone that loves it. I shouldn’t hoard this stuff. The dog bowl gets filled with the rain. Perfect. That’s fresh water, Bobby Lee. I mean, you don’t even have to fill that bowl, but I feel like you should just be a nice person. It’s like I used to own like what are those things called? Like Tamagotchis or whatever from back in the day. I had like a little doggy, little puppy. I kept him alive for like so long, like almost a year or something as a kid. For kids to be able to keep something alive that long, dog. God dang impressive. And then one day I asked my mom, “Can you feed my dog?” I said, “What did she say?” She said, “Yes, but did she do it?” And no. It’s so sad. I still remember that. I was like seven years old living in California at the time I think right or was that Japan I think it I don’t know it doesn’t matter be open yet the rain doesn’t stop me from getting a job done nice girl you about to work your ass off in that rain get my coupe built [Â __Â ] although soggy wood isn’t Joey to work with. You shouldn’t have saga wood when you’re working on my ranch, woman. Make sure that [Â __Â ] dry. We’re insulated from the rest of the world here in Stardew Valley. Maybe that’s a good thing. Yeah, there’s a war going on outside. But this is a peaceful zone. Let’s uh construct building aund 100 stone. All righty. Well, let’s go get the stone out in our chest. I need that coupe built. And then we got to buy chickens from Marne. He actually has the ranch in town. Like they’re the ranch of the town. But nah, my farm is the ranch. Once we get rid of these dang crops one day and have all the animals up in here, horses and everything. Maybe I’ll even get a mod so we have different colored horses. I I think you can only get one horse actually. Not sure. Right. Right here. 100 stone needed. wearing our leather boots. That’s what I’m talking about. Don’t get that fake leather crap. Get some real leather boots made with a Goodyear welt or something. Some kind of handmade process. Get them resold. Okay. Building a coupe. Let’s build it. Um I’m going to build it right next to my house. I I don’t think I’ve ever done that before. A coupe right next to my house. Yeah, I like it. I want to smell it. Okay, I’ll start working on your new coupe the day after tomorrow. I always take festivals off. Oh, you [Â __Â ] Sorry, girl. I’m sorry for calling you that. I apologize. I was told that I seem to only call the women [Â __Â ] I don’t think that’s true, though. Maybe in this game. What I call a bunch of guys [Â __Â ] dog. It’s not just women. Not like that. Promise. Let’s grab this daffodil for Haley. She might be at home. Let’s see. Yes. Shout out to the modders making cool mods like being able to track all the NPCs in town. Just basically add a tracker to them. Rumage through the trash can. Sometimes they have nice stuff. I’m pretty sure you can get like it’s like super randomized. I’m pretty sure you can get like a diamond from trash cans and stuff. I might be wrong, but I think it’s part of the loot table. Ah, I always clean under the cushions. It’s your turn this week. You’re being childish, Haley. I do the vast majority of the work in this house, and you know it. Knock knock, [Â __Â ] Oh, it’s that new farm boy. He has a name, you know. Hey, I bet you’ll understand my point of view here. Ah, I’m really sorry to involve you in this coin. Haley is complaining because I asked her to clean under the cushions. It’s only because I cleaned them last week. Okay, let’s see. Or I have to take Haley’s side on this one. Emily, take the high road and do it this time. Stop arguing with your gosh darn younger sister. Okay. You look like an old lady up in here, girl. You stressing too much. She should take the high road. What’s that supposed to mean? You think I’m being a baby, huh? Oh no, she didn’t like it. Oh no, girl. I didn’t think that, girl. Sigh. I guess I’ll just do it then. I’m sorry, mm. I was just trying to look out for Heihei or what? I don’t know. We’ll come up with the nicknames later. It never rains in Calico Desert. That’s where my friend Sandy lives. It never rains, girl. I think that’s where all the children are learning misinformation is like cuz like they just correlate that to other deserts. It does rain in the desert, girl. You know, maybe not Calico Desert. I get it. But I live in the desert and it rains here. I wish I could have visited her today. Oh, you didn’t listen to what I said. Rude. I wonder if any nice shells washed up on the beach this morning. This isn’t the best of time for shells, though. It’s kind of tricky question. Yo yo yo. Yeah, it was. I feel like because like in my if I was going for like just what I would say I would have chosen wait which I don’t even remember the options but I would have definitely been as neutral as possible. I definitely wouldn’t have sided with Haley just randomly for no reason. But I felt like that was the thing to do as the character that wants to marry Haley. to see how she blossoms into a self-aware young woman cuz she’s a dumb dumb right now. But, you know, it’s okay, girl. You’ll learn. There’s where our coup’s going to be built. We’re finally starting to move away from farming. Well, I mean, not even close, but in a way in spirit. Let’s bring this potato to Wait, what’s Oh, no. Hold on. What’s today? Today’s not the thing, right? Yeah, we didn’t sleep yet, right? I don’t want to miss any festivals. It wouldn’t be raining on the dance anyway. The game would be scripted to not be raining, I’m pretty sure. So, we didn’t miss anything. But sometimes the days just merge together because all time is now. And if all time is now, you have access to all information now. Yeah. The the answer is tomorrow. So sometimes you gain access to information you shouldn’t really need at the moment and it confuses you. It’s like the Matrix. This potato should go in here, I think. And we’ll have one bundle complete. Boom. Bundle complete. Rewards. 20 speed grow. Stimulates leaf production. Guaranteed to increase growth rate by at least 10%. Mix into tilled soil. I like it comes with instructions. Looks like we’ve unlocked the boiler room. Don’t forget to hydrate. What do we have in here? Blacksmith’s bundle. One copper bar, one iron bar, one gold bar. We have one copper, 99 slime, 10 bat wings, solar essence, void essence, warts, earth crystal, frozen tier, fire court. Got it. Committed to memory. Forever remembered. It would be cool to side with Joja Mart one day. Maybe that’s for like a short playthrough or something. Siding with them. Just being evil. Just forcing the town to have a Walmart instead of a Whole Greens. Basically, it’s kind of the vibe. Hey, where are we going right now? Um, museum. The beach is a cool place to hang out and soak up some rays. You got to spend some time in the sun or else you’ll get all pale. Hi. I wish there were some more girls in this town. Know what I mean? No, man. We got Haley in the town. But I guess Yeah, I know what you mean cuz you don’t got Haley. I got it. Yeah, I get you. Understood. I feel like Haley’s probably one of the least liked Stardew Valley girls because people don’t understand her. Donate this. Boom. Do I get a reward for that, sir? Nope. Maybe I should uh Oh, I was supposed to go to Willie to buy a rod. A true angler has respect for the water. Don’t you forget that. If you’re lucky, you might see a frog in this weather. Lucky? What do you mean? It’s lucky to see a frog. I used to see frogs all the gosh darn time. You just lose your eyes, right? One sec. I I got to beat this level. Yeah, there’s good old Samuel playing on his Game Boy Advance. That’s dope, dog. You do you, bro. Yeah, I guess I’ll I’ll do some fishing until tomorrow. We’ll have a flower dance where I suppose we won’t be dancing with anyone because I’m pretty sure we don’t have enough affinity to do so. Everybody feels awkward like, “No, I don’t want to dance with you, stranger man.” I understand, girl. God dang. Boom. First catch. Shad 37 in. New achievement. Fisherman. Stardew Valley. I really want to upgrade my rod. I want to be like a rancher fisherman. Yeah, that’s what we’re going to be. The fishing’s on the off time, but it’s it’s going to be a real lucrative hobby as we also get some tr Oh, there we go. Get some treasure and then you catch the fish. You don’t want to catch the fish first or you can’t get the treasure. Like I said, lucrative hobby. Bream 16 in. You’ve got some new ideas to sleep on. Geode. Good time fish. Oh [Â __Â ] I missed it. Oh, dang it. Gosh darn. What happens when you take your hand off the mouse? Yeah, a good rod with bait catches or hooks fish really quickly. With this bamboo crap, you kind of have to just wait for a a chub. 18 in new record. I guess the distance as well was mentioned in that book we read. Or was that on the TV? living off the land that uh I I usually try to get the max distance for some reason. But I think if you cast shorter, you get certain like different stuff, which is understandable. I think that’s what it said, but I’m doubting it. Even though I’m pretty sure that’s what it said cuz I just always want to get the max hit the max cuz it’s like little hit of endorphins. Look, watch. Oh, I missed it. Oh, see, I didn’t get it that time, but then the next time I get it, I’m going to be like, “Oh, that was good. I like that.” That’s how these games keep you going. It’s all the little stuff. It all adds up. New record, 18-in. got her tub 15 in. patience. Some people fish all day and don’t catch a single fish. How sad is that? Bream 19 in new record. Okay, a couple more. New record. Bream. I missed how long it was. Getting dark out here. How much do we have? 1,100. Okay. Nice. Time for the flower dance. Well, after a little bit of morning work. Level up. Level three fishing plus one fishing rod proficiency. We have crab pots that we can craft now. Farming uh 800. pretty shabby. Hell yeah. I love Stardew Valley. Such a wholesome game. Yeah, so does Robert Whitaker. One of the the coolest UFC fighters. He plays this game all the time. Welcome in, Cooper. Get some cauliflower. Is that your real hair? Yeah, that’s real. Come on, man. Hi. Uh, me sell hats. Okay, poke. Come to old old old house. Poke. Bring coins. I’m coin. It’s spelled like coin dog. Hat mouse. The hat mouse is around now. Heck yeah. We’re going to buy a hat from him for sure. Dear coin, it’s been so long since I heard from you, dear. Things are the same as ever back home. I miss you very much. Love, mama. PS. Found an envelope with some money grandpa left for you. 500 gold. Nice. Thanks, mama. Wow, what a good mom. Daffodils. Daffodils. Heck yeah. Look at all this. Got a bunch of stuff now. I keep trying to eat it. I don’t like when that happens. How do I Maybe the hoe with the axe. Whole bunch of potatoes. Heck yeah. We get we frying up some French fries tonight. You about to get your asses fat. This soundtrack on the game is amazing. The winter soundtrack is beautiful. Yeah. And the different seasonal. I didn’t even think about that even though I knew it. But yeah, the seasonal tracks amazing. I think I don’t remember, but I think fall might be my favorite, but we’ll see. I think summer might be my least favorite if I remember, but it’s still all very good. What can I sell? Let’s Yeah. Money, money, money, money. I think you can open the container and just drop stuff in. I for some reason I always do the single clicks and I’ve always known about this. You can just go to the container and just drop it in like this. It’s way quicker. I I don’t know why I never trained myself to do that. We have the flower dance coming up pretty soon. This whole game is such a vibe. Yeah. Made by one person. Like just amazing. Everything’s perfect. That’s what happens when you don’t have other people crushing your vision, you know? You just get to do your own thing. You know what you like. People know what they like. You just have to put in the time and effort to make it a reality. Water this stuff before we head on over and don’t dance with any girls. Much like in real life, cuz I don’t dance. I’m a man. Good times. The flower dance has begun in the forest. Yep. All right, I just need to water this. We have until 2:00 p.m. to get there. It’s okay, Bobby Lee. Calm down now, girl. What you got under a construction fish pond? We got a chicken coupe up there. I’m trying to move away from farming to become a real rancher. We got to get a horse up in here. We got to get some freaking cows and such, but it’s going to take some work. You got to put work into your dream. All righty, let’s go to the flower festival. This going to be a hoot. Yeehaw. Don’t forget to hydrate. Oh, that’s interesting. Has it always done that in the past? Just teleports you straight right here and then you walk. I think that might might be new. I feel like I’ve always walked all the way over. Maybe I’m wrong. You got to get a fish pond so you can get sturgeons and make that sweet caviar. Oh, nice. Yeah, we got to get some H. We got to get Haley some uh some caviar. She a She a classy hoe, you know. Seasonal decor. What you got? Daffodils. Rare crow. I do like buying these rare crows, but collect them all. Five out of eight. Should I for 2500? That’s all I have right now. Dealing leaves. Yeah, I’ll do it. It’s the universe provides. It’s It’s the exact amount. Nope. I got it. Cool. Look at the reflections in the water. Amazing. I wore my best shirt for the dance. This sort of thing doesn’t happen very often. Ask Elliot to be your dance partner. No. Hi, Coin. Glad to see you here. Hey, Leia. I should have brought my fishing pole. Yeah, there’s a lot of water out here, Willie. Now, this is the life, huh, kid? Sweet wine. A babbling brook warm air. Did I mention wine? Yeah, you’re wo, Pam. God dang. Put that cigarette down. Frog season is all is really starting to pick up. Frog season. What you talking about, frogs? You know what? Uh, I admit it. I really like flowers. But what about girls, Sam? Sebastian. Of course, Sebastian. Sam needs an intervention for sure. She’s a town freaking alcoholic. Oh, look at Abigail. You’re looking real cute out here, girl. I really hate dancing in front of everyone. It’s so embarrassing. Well, that’s because you got Well, I don’t know, girl. I guess it kind of can be, maybe. Mom makes me do it. I guess that’s a good reason. Excellent sauce slurp. Actually, he’s the town alcoholic technically. Both him and Pam, I guess. Good old Shane. That’s not fair. Why can’t I be the flower queen? Oh, Vincent, it’s okay, boy. You can be whatever the heck you want. Someday I’m going to be this flower queen. Yeah, Jazz. You probably will be, girl. I’ve been working on these floral arrangements for a week. Do you like them? I guess they’re all the same, though. If they were a little bit varied, I think I’d like them more, old woman. Yeah, but when Chain does it, it’s cool. No, man. He’s We got to teach that boy a lesson once we get his heart levels up. Flowers. I can hardly see them. Well, open your eyes, sir. It’s too bright out here. Oh, well. Should we start the dance now? Not yet. That’s Pierre or the mayor? I keep forgetting the mayor’s name. I keep calling him Pierre. I’m just enjoying the scenery. Marne looks very lovely today. Oh, you like Marne, you old [Â __Â ] Hi. Love is in the air and I’m still single. There’s Haley. I’ll talk to her last. Oh, hello there. It’s It’s nice to of you to talk to me. He has flowers in his beard. Spring is almost over. What a shame. I’m working up the courage to ask someone to dance with me. Who? Who? Which girl? Maru girl. Cuz you’re her boss. I think that’s a little bit inappropriate, sir. But you know, sometimes loves love, right? I like dancing, but this one is a little stilted. The old-timers really love it, though. You’re looking good, Maru. Gulp. I’m nervous. It’s okay. Pen pen. I got to respond to everybody. I wonder if Emily would dance with me. Well, why don’t you go ask her, you dumb son [Â __Â ] I wish Pierre would spend this time with the family. Yeah, instead he’s out here hustling, dog. I get it, girl. Dang. You know what? Isn’t Abig who’s Whose daughter is Abigail? Fier and her, right? I think so. That’s why Abigail has not Pierre’s hair color or her hair color. It’s the wizard’s hair color. Oo, I’m stuffed. Hey, have you tried the red jelly yet? I don’t know what that is, girl. We are trying to pay the bills, Caroline. Yeah, but he doesn’t have that spark in her life that she wants out of a man. Sadly, she chose wrong because she was a bit young and, you know, it’s a small town and he was handsome enough and he seemed like he could become a good thing in her life and she decided, you know what? I actually don’t like him. Here’s Jody. She’s laughing, too. She heard me. Are you going to be dancing today, Coin? Uh, probably not. I think I’m going to get turned down by Haley. Ah, the air smells so sweet with all those flowers, Robin. These springtime dances can be traced back to an ancient fertility ritual. Wow, Demetrius, don’t say that too loud now. I’m practicing my dance moves. It needs to be perfect. Look at you, Haley. Oh, girl. Gosh darn. I’ve been flower queen for the past 5 years, and I’m not going to just step off the throne just yet. Wow. Have you? Let’s dance. Ew. No. Oh. Well, should we start the dance now? Yeah. Ellie turned me down. We did give her a present she hated on her birthday. We’ll just stand off to the side and watch the girls dance with the other guys. Wow. Even Sebastian got to dance with somebody. That’s messed up. Yeah. Good job, girls. You, too, boys. That was fun. Time to go home. That was fun. Too bad we couldn’t dance with no [Â __Â ] There you go. There you go, Bub Italy. Always take a nap now. Let me put the scarecrow down. The rare crow. Never throw this boy out. It’s real rare. Right here. Good enough. Perfect. You look cute there. Haley likes daffodils. Yeah, we’d be giving her daffodils twice per week. I accidentally gave her something she didn’t like. I didn’t realize. Level up. Level five farming. Choose a profession. Rancher or tiller? What the heck you think I’m going to choose out here? Huh? What’s this called? It’s called a cattleman’s ranch. We’re a rancher. A cattleman’s crown. I said a cattleman’s ranch. 4,800 gold. Not bad. A cattleman’s crown right there. Cattleman’s crease. Whatever you want to call it. The book seller is in town today. N book seller sells books for too much. I feel like if you want people to get into books, maybe don’t sell them for so much. They’ve got a metallins farm that starts with two chickens. Ah, I didn’t even think about it when I initially started. I just decided to go with the default farm. Shadow drop the game on the channel cuz I didn’t even plan on playing it. Living off the land. Welcome to living off the land. We’re back again with another tip for y’all. Now listen up. Group trees take they take an entire season to grow. So plan ahead. If the area diff directly surrounding your new tree isn’t clear, it will interfere with the growth. Once your fruit tree is mature, it’ll produce delicious fruit for you every day while in season. Better start saving up. What a cute show. There’s Robin working in the rain. I like that girl. I do that, too. Good stuff, girl. You know, a little bit of rain ain’t going to hurt you. Any crops to gather? Nope. Can I talk to you, girl, while you working under construction? Oh, you can’t talk to her. That’s sad. You lose access to giving her stuff, I guess. When she’s building, she’s really concentrated on it. What do we do when we have Let me see. Let me put this away. Yeah. Go to Willys. I need to go to Willies to buy a fishing rod. I’ll go to what’s his names? The blacksmith to upgrade a tool. Which tool do I want to upgrade? Probably the the axe or the pickaxe. The pickaxe is probably a little bit smarter if I go to the mines more often, but I I know I always be chopping wood in this game. Much like in Shenmue with Rio Hazuki, we were chopping wood all day with that boy, making money, making uh Chinese urine, which was basically dirt cuz it paid for nothing. Thursday. Do we need anything from Pierre’s? How much is that bag? It’s locked. Oh, it’s 8 a.m. The book seller is in town. Let’s see if he’s open at 8:00 a.m. Maybe I’ll buy a book. And we still have to see the hat cat or the hat mouse. Yeah, all these books are expensive as a muff. God dang. Price catalog. You can now see Oh, this is actually the cheapest one. I didn’t realize that. The price catalog. You can now see the value of your items for three grand right now. I don’t think it’s really worth that right now. feel like that three grand dropping that it’s like that’s when you got money to drop. We we can’t be spending three grand on that crap right now. We can buy we can build like another coupe for four. So, no thanks. There’s a freaking book. There’s a gypsy in the cinder sap forest that sells rare seeds for fall. Yeah, I try to buy those every time she comes by. I haven’t done it once in this game or in this playthrough, which is interesting. cuz I they cost 1,000 each. That’s something I always used to do was was make sure I bought it from her every time she had it, but I haven’t done it at all this time topper. Let’s see. Uh shop. How do we upgrade? Actually do the upgrade. Let’s upgrade our Yeah, let’s go with the pickaxe. Thanks. I’ll get started on this as soon as I can. It should be ready in a couple days. Cool. 2,700 left. And we have one copper bar for the community center. Got to fill that community center up. It gives access to another zone entirely, which is brand new. I’ve never experienced it. As well as that balcony up there. Nobody’s ever experienced being up there. That thing looks nice, but you can’t get up there. here. Boom. Just hearing the wind chimes, the background, the wood creaking. The sound design is just on point. Yeah, Willie. Let’s go to Willie. I need to buy a fishing rod. I want to be a fisherman. Maybe that’s that’ll be the way I make the most money. The way I used to do it was like through wine, artisal wine. would use the ancient seeds to make like that really high value wine. Lost book. You found a lost book. The library has been expanded. Yo, Wilster. Fish smoker. Oh, a recipe to smoke fish. Wow. Ingredient: Sea jelly, river jelly, cave jelly, and hardwood. And 10 grand. Place fish inside with a piece of coal to create smoked fish, which is worth double. The quality of the fish is preserved. Oh, nice. Double. Pretty good. Pretty good. Trout soup. Let’s buy a fiberglass rod for 1,800. Boom. Fish tanks. Nice. We’ll definitely get some fish tanks and stuff. And a fisher double bed. That looks so cozy with the net and everything in there. Wow. 25 grand. Some cheese and wine. A real secret blue crab pot. Uh, I have bait already. Although smallmouth bass bait increases your chance to catch smallmouth bass. That’s interesting. Why of all things though? Specifically, is that like smallmouth bass used for things? Let’s throw away this bamboo pole. I guess we can sell it or something. Just use this one. Fiberglass rod and fish in the rain. You get the best kind of fish when it’s raining. Yeah, Willie has a nice place way out here alone on the docks. Just chill cuz they don’t yap. Yeah. You don’t want to hear that back talk when you’re trying to catch fish. You’re trying to relax. The wife already back talks too much. I’d rather get the small mouth bassing 12 in. When it’s raining, you can catch catfish in the cinder sap forest. Oh, catfish. I wonder if you got to like use bait and stuff. Maybe I should go in there. What? What is the cinder sap? Hold on. Let’s catch this fish. That’s west. Well, you know what? I don’t think I have access if it’s the thing I’m thinking about. Boom. Herring. Yeah, this forest, I guess. Huh? With the question marks over it. No bait needed. Cinderap is where Marne’s ranch is located. Oh, it’s here. Interesting. This is cinder sap. Okay. Not that. That’s a forest though, right? Barney’s located right around there. Let’s go fish there regardless. I’d rather fish in the the river. Yeah, the whole month just flew by. I searched their trash cans. We learned from Lionus that you can do that. The big pond near the pink tree. Ah, the big pond is the one, huh? The place I thought you couldn’t catch too much at. Let me get my bait. I guess it’s night and day as well is a difference in the type of fish you catch. I forgot about that. So, it’s afternoon. Throw these away. Throw them in there. What else? Uh, bait. I forgot how to attach the bait like this. Must first be attached to a fishing. There we go. Sweet. fiberglass rod. It cost us a pretty penny, but we’ll make that back up real quick. All right, you got to keep putting the bait on there. You can stack the bait on the rod. Oh, really? Wow. Is that a thing? Wow. [Â __Â ] I wonder if I knew that before. I I don’t know if I’ve ever known that or not. I don’t remember. Crazy. Yeah, we’re just getting a bunch of green algae up in here. A CD from the 90s. It It kept skipping too much, so somebody threw it in here. Wow, green algae. There we go. What do we have here? Smallmouth bass. Silver star. broken glasses. Yeah, I need way more bait. I guess you use like the bug meat to make bait. Something like that. Smallmouth bass 15 in. You’ve used your last piece of bait. That was probably the hint when I kept using one at a time and it kept saying I used the last piece. That makes sense. I must have known you can stack it cuz I would have gotten the hint by that popping up constantly. Try the river for catfish and cinder sap, too. Yeah, let’s move move away from here. Seems like there’s a lot of trash and algae in this pond. This is going to be another smallmouth bass. You can tell by their movement. Boom. Smallmouth bass. 17 in. They all got a specific kind of movement. Catfish are wild like one of them Texas bulls. Goddang rodeos out there. This one’s an interesting one. It’s at the bottom. Good job. Ooh. What’s up, boy? You trying to get away from me? Hell no. You gosh darn son, [Â __Â ] What you think this is, boy? Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Boy, you a hard one, huh? Uh-uh. Reel her in. Come on out. Come on out. Yeah. Oh, boy. Boy, boy. What? Yo, really? Really, dog? No. Come on, dog. Ah. Oh my god. A [Â __Â ] You freaking Ah [Â __Â ] Wow. That must have been a freaking legendary fish, man. Maybe that was a catfish. Your bar does get better as you get better uh rods as well. It gets bigger. The green part. Dang, he wrecked me. That must have been a 20footer. Gosh darn catfish. Get this treasure. Boom. Chub. What we got in here? Topaz, coal, and rice shoots. Nice. Planted near a body of water. Spring. That was one intense round of fishing though. That’s for sure. That boy got me on my heels. That’s another tub, right? Yeah. I got to see what our heart of heart heart levels are at so we can get more heart events with the townies than godamn simpletons in town. Cub is a funny name for a fish. I like it. It’s a cute name. I love cute [Â __Â ] Hey, Fay, where you go, girl? Fishing into the night. I wonder how much we’re going to get back. We spent 1,800 on this rod. A skinny rod catching chubs. Beam bream. One more. Boom. Let’s get out of here. Oh, so dark. There’s also a witch in the game. That’s going to be thing person. I don’t think I’ve ever met the witch before. It’s getting late. 12 a.m. Look at that. She’s working through 12 a.m. Dang, Robin. Your husband don’t worry about you out here. Boom. Another day down. No levels or anything that night. What’s the fortune today? Neutral. Cool. Good enough. Bunch of straw birds out here. You’re going to have to get in there with your hands for that catfish next time. No bait. Use your fingers as bait. Let them just It’s part of the right of passage, I guess. For fisherman. Let the fish mess you up, boy. You’ll appreciate the art even more. Put the trash in the bin. I sell everything. Everything’s got to go. All right, let’s open the bin and do that. How many strawberries? There we go. That’s money. Everybody loves strawberries. None of them have encountered any crows. Oh, he scared off five. You the only one doing work out here, huh, boy? These scarecrows are uh sentient. Boom. So many parsnips. Did we get Oh, come on. Are you kidding me, dog? You freaking game. That was our last chance to potentially get five gold star parsnips. We got four. So, I guess we’ll use the greenhouse to grow more of those at some point for the community center. There we go. I got to water this crap. And there’s still puddles on the ground from the from yesterday’s rains. How amazing is that? Only four for the pantry. Yeah, you you got to you can’t get high on your own supply. We also don’t even own a kitchen yet. We need that house upgrade from that girl right there. Good old Robin. He’s the Robin to our Batman. I’m Batman, [Â __Â ] Yeah, the festivals and stuff are some of the most fun parts. And honestly, like the heart events, too. I always like dialogue and story when when a game knows itself cuz there’s interesting dynamics to be seen. Check the board. Missions. Help wanted. I could really go for a delicious potato. I’ll pay you when you bring it, Harvey. I think I have potatoes somewhere. Where’s Haley? At home. Fell in love with Stardew when I first played. Such a cool story. Yeah, I like how there’s like just this war going on in the background while we’re all just chilling, having a farm life. I don’t know you. All right, girl. There she is. She comes out after like 11. Actually, you can do this. 9:00 a.m. Walk to home of Emily and Haley. 11:00 a.m. Walk to Pelican Town. Yep. 11:00 a.m. And major stocking vibes. But we’re doing it to give her a gift. We’re not looking for nothing. We’re giving the kindness of our soul to her. So, what am what am I doing then? See, I was going to give this to the wizard, I think. Who else likes stuff around this town? Got to make friends with the townies. Um I mean now it’s 11. Haley’s coming out. I didn’t even know what I was doing until I could talk to her. Wow. Just like a guiding light, aren’t you? Come here, girl. You’ve already given Haley two gifts this week. That’s enough. Dang. Don’t you get tired of running around on that farm all day or whatever it is you do? I couldn’t stand getting all dirty like that. Dang, girl. You probably get a nice tan, though. The food at Joja Mart might not be the healthiest for my family, but with such low prices, you’d be crazy to shop anywhere else. No, I shop at Pierre’s cuz I’m not a freaking I’m not part of the collective you freaking cultists are in at Joa. I don’t know. I couldn’t come up with anything, but they’re basically in a cult. Joja Mart so evil. And in Balders’s Gate 3, I was the freaking like king of the universe at the end of the and I wasn’t even that evil. There you go, Bubbidly. Let’s go clear the farm a little bit. I feel like it’s been a little while since we’ve chopped trees around here. We’re going to want We’re going to want the whole place nice and large so our horses and our cows and our sheep and our chickens can roam freely. I don’t want to see them behind no goddamn trees. Nah. Out in the field in the grass. That’s what they like. Cuz chickens don’t live in forests. Farmer’s tan is like a nice golden sheath of of wheat. Yeah, you’d be looking luxurious like you’re uh like a bodybuilder going to a competition. You all glazed up just oily. But it’s sweat and cancer the UV rays because you refuse to cover your skin or use Sunblock. Chopping trees. I need a kitchen so we can get some food cooking. That’ll be nice. How much? 900 gold. We should have a nice haul tonight from all those strawberries. Okay. Out of energy. She’s not. She’s been there for days. Yo, I can’t wait to have my dang chickens out here. Gosh darn. Who wanted that potato? Right. We’ll give him a gold star potato. Only the finest for people that want fine goods. Harvey, he’s the doctor. I get pale, but I tan pretty easily. My older brother just burns, though, cuz he’s full on ginger. Poor fella. Yeah, I like that I can be out in the sun. I usually don’t have my skin exposed that much, though. probably pretty pale underneath. Like real what? It’s locked. They close at 300 p.m. Okay, where’s he at? Let’s see. What’s his name? Harvey. He’s like right behind me. He’s inside there still. I guess I’ll wait outside then, you freaking bum. With doctors, it’s always on there time, huh? Is he still in there? Can he not be in there still? Yeah, he’s still in there. Not a false alarm. Or that was a false alarm. Oh, don’t give that to him. Hey, what’s up, farmer guy? Oh, I almost forgot. It’s my day for doing push-ups. Every time I do a do push-ups, I try to do one more than last time. Pretty cool strategy, huh? Uh, no, not really. You should do more than just one more than like, bro, you need to actually put some effort in, dog. You’re trying to be an athlete out here, huh? You need a coach. Uh, I don’t really know you. I wasn’t talking to you, Sebastian. I was talking to Alex. Each day just has the same as the last. If only I’d been born rich. Yeah. And not an alcoholic smoker. Huh, Pam? Where the heck is Harvey, dog? Is he in there with Maru right now doing naughty things? Oh, she’s not in there. Okay, that’s okay. I’m determined to keep my shop running until the bitter end. Morris and his cronies will have to drag me out from behind the counter, kicking and screaming. You shouldn’t be kicking and screaming as a man, though, Pier. I get what I I catch your meaning, sir. But come on now. Where the heck is Harvey, dog? You freaking bum. I got your potato. It’s freaking hot still. He doesn’t come out of here actually. Oh no, I don’t think I can check. Talk to the other townies for now. Girl, I already talked to her, I guess. Here’s Shane. Don’t you have work to do? Don’t you have drinking to do, you freaking alcoholic? I’ve been working hard all week. I deserve a little relaxation on a Friday night. Oh, it is Friday night. Well, I guess it’s Saturday now. Saturday morning, but it’s still Friday night in essence. Robin has a hot temper. It’s better to stay on her good side. Yeah, I guess she wears the pants on Demetrius. You talking that way? I get it. I get your personality, dog. Good evening. It’s nice to see you socializing with the town’s folk. It’s good to stop by once in a while and see what the latest news is. Good evening. All right. Yep. He said the same thing. It’s simpler to be friends with the trees. They don’t have much to say. Yeah, you’re a weirdo, Leia, but I like you. Boy, Gus, give me another pine of your strongest. There’s Pam. The whole town comes to the bar cuz it’s a town full of alcoholics that have no freaking self-awareness and they just don’t want to live a good life in the forest like Leia. Why is she in here? Actually, you ruined my point, girl. Marty doesn’t seem to notice that you’re there. Oh, yeah. She’s talking with the mayor. The mayor leaves his uh his panties in her uh her house. You give the characters voices, too. Yeah, you gota you got to do it. The fresh air of this valley is good for her body and mind. A quick stroll outdoors always invigorates me. Yeah, true. You should be out there walking. Try to get 10k steps per day if you can. Ah, spring, the season of pastels. I actually prefer jewel tones. myself. Oh, excuse me. I was mumbling about fashion again, wasn’t I? Oh, you you’re a fashion girl. Is that why Haley’s into fashion? Cuz I didn’t realize you, Emily, were into fashion. I ain’t going to lie. You kind of look like a wench. Business has been really good tonight. I’m pleased. Yeah. You please you selling the drugs to the freaking townies? You freaking alcoholic, too? I shouldn’t hate on people, though. You shouldn’t be drinking, though, you freaking bums. See, Sam’s not drinking. He’s just in here playing pool with his friend Billiards. Even though this game is one of the worst games in life, Billiards. Huh. If I give the Q ball a bit of a top spin, maybe I could Should I let Sam win for once? Nah. Oh, Sebastian, you All right. Wow. I just realized it’s Friday. Sometimes I totally lose track of time. Yeah, that’s what happens when you don’t work, girl. But that’s cool. You don’t have to. Women shouldn’t have to work for the most part. My opinion. The weather doesn’t really matter to me. I typically stay near my shop year round. Depressing, huh? Yeah, you should step outside once in a while, you stink, dog. Air yourself out. These dang townies. Where’s Harvey? I still didn’t give him his potato, dog. No way. He’s still in his freaking home. He’s a freaking homebody. Wow. Billy is fun. Makes a decent gambling game. Yeah. You bet on me to lose every time, dog. You win. That’s why I don’t like it because I suck at it. I never really practiced, but at the same time, it’s like hitting balls on a table, man. I think I’m over over that kind of sport. I’d rather do something else. I ain’t going to lie. Like even in video games, it’s always one of the most jank, boring um arcade kind of style games that you can play in games. Sometimes you can uh like in the Yakuza game or is it Yakuza? I don’t know. whatever games. We’ve played games where you can play billiards. I guess GTA and I’ve never I don’t like it, even in video game. Let me throw some stuff into the bin. I still didn’t give Harvey Harvey his potato, but I guess we still have another day to do that. Make sure I do it. Uh yeah. cousins had a pool table in their house growing up. We would always play with the adults. Nice. Yeah, that’s how how you learn. You get your ass whooped by the people that know how to play. I just never played it enough. See bamboo pole. Can I sell that? I think you have to sell it to a shop. Yeah. like the uh adventurers guild or something maybe. All right, let’s just sleep the rest of the night away. We got our chicken coupe tomorrow. Day 26 of spring complete. Ooh, night. Not bad. 5,400 gold. Not too shabby. Journal. Copper pickaxe can be picked up. Raising animals. Robin, the local carpenter, lives north of town. In exchange for raw materials and money, she’ll construct new buildings on your farm. You’ll need her to build a coupe or barn so that you can raise animals. Yep. Boom. 100 gold to do that. Check the telly. Is it a mildly perturbed slightly bad luck day today? Here’s Demetrius. Hi, Coin. I have some good news for you. A few days ago, I made a breakthrough in my research on the local environment. Speaking of sleep, I’ll be I’ll see you tomorrow, Co. Heck yeah, Coover. See you tomorrow. Have a good one. Sleep well. I’ll spare you the technical details and get to the point. You know that empty cave you have over in the cliffs? Well, I have a way to turn it into something useful for both of us. I’d like to set up the cave to attract some local species. That way, I can observe them in a more controlled environment. And you can harvest whatever products they produce. And I can either set up the cave to attract mushrooms or fruit bats. The bats will sometimes leave fruit for you to collect. I think I’ll go with mushrooms cuz I’ve done the bats before. So, I’ll go with mushrooms, boy. All right, I’ll go set it up for you right now. It shouldn’t take any time at all. Thanks for letting me do this. Yeah, you better not be doing no freaking illegal stuff in my cave, boy. Growing that illegal stuff. Here’s our coupe. Look at that. Beautiful. Heck yeah. Heck yeah. Heck yeah. Heck yeah. Heck yeah. Heck yeah. What’s up, girl? Let’s uh get the watering can out. Oh, it’s over here. I forgot how how do you switch your Ah, what are these? Morning. We wake up bright and early, 6:00 a.m. The music is just always so good. In fact, we got to go all the way to summer for sure to hear how that sounds. I mean, there’s 28 days in the month, I think. So, only two more sleeps. We got to buy some chickens from Marne, I believe. Uh, not open yet. Put some water for the dog in there. We need a silo cuz I don’t think we get hay from from this. I need to build a fence around here as well maybe. But we’re going to have multiple like barns and stuff and I want them all to be together. The chickens are together, but we segregate the cows and such so they don’t get trampled on. I’m starting a new lab just south of your property line. Don’t mind the smell. Coin, man. Don’t worry. I I don’t mind the smell of burning stuff from uh the explosion of your meth lab. They probably could have landed the joke better, but we live, baby. We live. There she is. Looking for some supplies. Purchase animals. Picking 800 gold a pop. Put them in this coupe right here for your new watt chicken. Oh, we got a white one. We can’t choose. Name your chicken. Let’s see. Let’s name him. We should be name naming our stuff after the chat people. We’re going to name him Cooper. Cooper was the most active. So, the first chicken and he’s white as well. So, they get to be named Cooper in the coop. Cooper, get in your get your ass in the coupe. Great. I’ll send little Cooper to her her new home right now. Oh, it’s a girl. Sorry, Cooper. Purchase animals. Yeah, we’ll work on it. Let’s get another chicken. Let’s name this one. And I know chickens are We’ll name this one Iser. Boom. Great. I’ll send Little Iser to her new home right now. purchase animal. Next up, who else has been around here? Lit. Who donated? Dangerous. This one’s Dangerous. This is old Dangerous girl right here. Shout out for the super chat. Great. I’ll send little Dangerous to her new home right now. There we go. One more. I think we can get There’s a little water girl. Next up, Buckbuck M 171. That’s our current live count. So, this one’s called 171. Great. I’ll send little 171 to her new home right now. Heck yeah. Shout out to all 171 of you. For those that don’t know, I’m Coin. And I stream a whole bunch of storydriven and openw world games here on the channel. Check out the playlists. Bunch of cool games on the website as well. Way easier to filter where I’ve voice acted quite a few games in fact. Well, not maybe not quite a few, several. Yeah, like Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Night in the Woods. Let’s check on our chicken. Let’s let them out so they can eat the grass. Oh, they’re babies. Oh, bach bach bach bach. Here we go. We need to buy them a heater for the winter as well, but we have plenty of time for that. Barely spring. There she is. Oh, girl. Who’s a good girl? Get lost in the grass, huh? Oh, girl. Quite a few for sure. What are these? Oh, speed grow things. Maybe I should No, we can’t plant anything right now. It’s the end of the month. Like 25 gangs. Whole bunch. Well, I had I didn’t voice act like 25. Like the ones that without any voice acting in the game, like GTA, Chinatown Wars, Night in the Woods. Uh I’ve dubbed some, but they do have voice acting like Yakuza. Let’s get into town and give some gifts to people. I’m just running around right now. Excited about my new chickens. And we can probably afford another We’ll probably get a barn next, not a coupe. Or see if we can get the horse. If I can get the horse. That’s what I want first. Oh, let’s go. Yeah. All right. We’ll go to the house mouse in a second. I’m feeling an urge to go shopping. H I wish there was a mall here. Here you got daffodils though, girl. Oh, you’ve already given Haley two gifts. How sad. I could really go for a farm fresh potato. I would be so happy if someone delivered it to me. Elliot and Harvey are starving for potatoes, huh? Where’s Harvey at? You just leave your shop open? Oh, nobody’s in here. Maru forgot to lock up. Gang gang. Just burn it down. You know about moving the greenhouse to your desired location. Yeah, right. Yeah, I think so. This is such a small town. You can’t avoid meeting everyone. Yeah, I I don’t like to avoid it. Everyone seems a little happier on the weekends, don’t you think? I’m on the job seven days a week, though. Yeah, same, sir. That’s why I didn’t realize it was Saturday. I work every day. You smell gross. Oh, you smell like grass. Oh, that’s different. Okay, thanks, girl. Yeah, I’m outside in the grass a lot, but my balls probably stink, too. So, I can’t give Haley a present. Where the heck is Harvey right now? Harvey, where the heck do you go every day, dog? You freaking bum. The doctor sucks, man. Where you at, dog? He’s gone. He just left town. Didn’t they just leave? Oh, he’s at the the blacksmith or the museum around there. Let’s go down there. Rosta Grassman. be in the museum helping people with an ailment. I don’t think he does home calls. He’s just reading books in here like a lazy bum. It is Saturday, I guess. Can I do anything for you? Take care. Well, I got your potato, you gosh darn son [Â __Â ] How about you take care of this and put in your gosh darn m gullet? What what’s the word for it? Hello, coin. So, you saw the notice I posted. I really appreciate it. Here’s your payment as promised. 240 gold. Elliot also wants a potato. Oh, there’s a new book we can read. The fisherman. Act one. Text Gordy. Do you know how how to catch so many fish? For me, it takes forever. Gordy, you must make the choice to become a true fisherman. And over time, your fishing speed will increase. So, you’re saying that improving my fishing skill will make me fish faster? Correct. One day you may even learn the secret to creating your very own bobbers and proving your mastery even more. Now be gone. They said that in there, dog. I’m glad I use that voice. Just mashed very well. I got to get a potato from my box. It’s not rotting. It’s a It’s a dehumidified box. Oo, fuel snack. Willie almost saw me take that. What does Willie like? Let’s see. Um, catfish, diamond, gold bar. You’re so picky, dog. What does he just like then? Cauliflower. I have some cauliflower on me. This looks great. Thank you. If the local fishing scene got a bit more lively, I might expand the shop’s stock. You’ve gotten real formal lately, Willie. 3,600. We definitely need more animals. The chickens have to grow before we can start harvesting their their uh their eggs. Little chickies. Look at these little chickies. Little baby, one month old. Dangerous. Seems curious, but a little cautious. It’s a strange new world. A whole new world. A place for you and me. I don’t know the lyrics to anything, dog. Uh, put these away. Bamboo thing. There’s not much else to do today other than just waste our energy. Eat this field snack. Clean out the farm a little bit. I guess maybe we can make start making a little fence around here. Fence in the little shits so they stay off my property. Yeah, that sounds amazing. See here. Uh, good old Bobby Lee, one heart. We got Cooper 171 concurrent. Dangerous. 174. Now that’s wrong. So, we got to get rid of this chicken one day. Um, X sign, right? Fences and a gate. Let’s make a gate. Make two gates and some wood fences. like that. Yeah. Good old Bobby Lee. That’s my girl. Who’s a good girl? That’s you, Bobby Lee. That sounds so disrespectful. Good thing I don’t give a [Â __Â ] dog. Uh, potato. We need that for Elliot so I don’t forget. As well as what else? Uh, I wanted to move the thing. Oh, my pickaxe is ready, but it’s too late now. I think you can pick these up without anything. You can just keep hitting it or something like this. Yeah, move it one slide over so the fence goes here. Someone link him the stream. He’s awake right now. Yeah, that would be dope. He can see how masterful I am at Stardew Valley voice acting. We’ll put these here like that. Oh, the little chickies got to go around though. Let’s put a gate here. Well, that looks Let’s put this. How do we Oh, I got to chop it. Yeah, this one. Let’s put the gate here. Here. Boom. Yeah, I like that. Got to move this one over. I don’t like it. I don’t like the gate clipping into it. We’re going to make this place look nice one day. We’re We’re barely at the start. Barely at the start. Yeah, we got to have it open outward so we don’t smack the animals face. That makes sense. Bring this down like this. Yeah. Cool. Cool. Cool. More. More. More. Carpenter coin. Yeah. We out here constructing. What a real man does. He works with his hands. Look at Bobby Lee just watching me live stream. Gosh darn. Okay, let’s put this around like now we need another gate as well. Boom. Look at that. Heck yeah, boy. Fenced in, you little skank chickens. So, they’ll stay in here. Hopefully, there’s none outside. Let me check. I think they all go inside after it’s evening. There’s three of them in here. Oh [Â __Â ] Let me keep the gates open for that. The other one. You’ll go inside on its own. Who’s a good bubble? Who’s a good Bobby? That’s you, girl. Give you a biscuit later, girl. Maybe a whole Hershey’s bar. 7:40 p.m. We haven’t used our energy very much. Get a little bit more wood. Going to need a whole lot of wood. I wonder how much a barn is going to cost. Blue button vest. We got a random vest out here like that. Check it out. Boom. Oh, we look like it look like a freaking denim vest, dog. Yeah, I like denim vests. Let’s get it. Are we a real farmer now? You suckers. Got to look the part. We need a barn. We need a horse. We need a whole lot. You’ve got some new ideas to sleep on. Indeed. We’ve been brainstorming almost at summer. Get inside. Well, have more energy we can spare and more time. Might as well. clean things up. Get that potato at to Elliot tomorrow. Any wives yet? No. It takes a while. You got to really woo the girls, you know. And there’s only going to be one. There’s always only ever one. You just got to find out which one it is. 10:10 p.m. Yep. I think like the chopping wood is probably one of my favorite things to do for some reason. it it’s usually like the tool that I upgrade first cuz I I like chopping a bunch of wood and then upgrading it and getting hard wood just healing timber. Hard day out here for a city boy. We finally working up our country boy muscles. Yeah, they want a man with $7 billion in the bank and 200 properties. Not these farm, not these townies. These townies are happy with like a cup of coke and a and a hamburger on the side. Just you treat them right, you know. That’s all they need up in here. Go to sleep. Level up. Level five foraging. Choose a profession. Just as I was talking about chopping wood, chopping wood. We can either be a forester. Trees drop 25% more wood or a gatherer. Chance for double harvest of foraged items. Yeah, I ain’t no freaking gatherer. We’re a forester, boy. Yeah. 25% more wood. That’s insane. The Queen of Sauce. Greetings. It is I, the Queen of Sauce, here to teach you a new mouthwatering recipe from my secret cookbook. This week’s dish, omelette. This is such a simple dish, but so often done incorrectly. A perfect omelette is a thing of beauty. It’s a pure golden angel of gleaming egg. And I’m going to show you my secret method. You learned how to cook omelette. My type of gals, a burger and a bang. And not necessarily in that order, but I’ll take it. Even if she’s a little gassy. Greetings, Coin. It is our pleasure to inform you that your farm will be featured in next week’s upand cominging column of Stardew Valley Tribune. Congratulations. We’re impressed with your quick progress. SVT, Stardew Valley Tribune, who works there. I guess I shouldn’t water this stuff. It’s the last day of the month. We got our chickies in there, you little shits. You eating food? Good. Get big and strong for me. Where’s the other one? One, two, three. Oh, there we go. Four. Close the gates. There you go, boy. Fill his water can, his bowl. So, you do have to learn to do stuff in this game. Yeah, indeed. feed you do the upgrade and such. It’s all really nice progression in my opinion. We chop a few more trees. We just became a forester. Timber. Oh, hat mouse. We got to go to the hat mouse today. 100%. Can’t forget. We got to buy a hat from the mouse. I don’t think we have to give the chickens water hopefully. Right. I think just hay. They eat the grass every day. So, I need to build the silo. I think that’s probably the first thing I should do rather than a barn or or a horse, a stable. Hat mouse first. We need us a new hat out here. Pref preferably a felt hat made of fur. But yeah, you got to wait for the ice to melt though, brother. Sadly requires patience. The mouse is down this way. There you are. Look at that. Looks like a cat. Good old cap. This Oh, come on. You don’t got any nice hats, boy. Hi, O Poke. Did this bring coins? Good. Me sell hats. Well, maybe if you get more in stock, boy, I’ll come back. I ain’t buying your [Â __Â ] right now. Look at this mossy tree. The heck is this? Oh, moss. Wow. Would you look at that? That’s new. I think it’s got to be. I’ve never seen moss. It’s new to me. Oh, I’m hoing the trees. That’s why. Grab these spring onions before spring ends. We have summer coming up. Get into town. Give some gifts like Santa Claus. Actually, let’s go to Robin first. See what you can build for me or moss. Yo, Jazzy. Hey, Jazzy. Jazz. What’s up, girl? Um, did do you want something? I’m not supposed to talk to strangers. Okay, girl. Bye. Good play through, Colin. And I see Yeah. Heck yeah. Seeing X. appreciate you being around and the Rebecca MC crew as well. H what was I doing? Oh, Robin. Yeah, be seeing you probably get that a lot. Oh, the mushrooms might be ready as well. Let me check these. Demetrius set up the mushroom bins. Look at that. They’re freaking looking good, I guess. What is this dehydrator? Oh, you need a dehydrator in here, huh? That’s quite interesting. Like that. Wow. Oh, yeah. Cool. I don’t think it needs to be in there, but we can use it in there. We’re the herbs, brother. Too bad we ain’t got no weed mods. But we’re a rancher anyway. We ain’t out here trying to grow no freaking grass. That’s for the hippies. Gosh darn lazy hippies. There’s Maru. Speaking of hippies. Hi. Hey, you’ve made another week of progress on the farm. It seems like things are going well for you. Yeah, that’s right, girl. Not for you, though. Ah, I’m just kidding. Here, here’s a strawberry. Is that Oh, wow. Coin. This is spectacular. No problem, girl. I know you love that. Yeah, I’m rude, but I’m nice. That’s probably the sturdiest coupe I’ve ever built. Hope you get a lot of use out of it. Heck yeah, I will, bro. I’m going to get a lot of use out of the next thing you build me as well, which is let’s see. You can make a coupe. How do you scroll here? Right here. A barn is six grand. O, how much is a silo? 100 gold only. 100 stone and 10 clay. Five copper bars. So, we need five copper bars. That’s real cheap. But I didn’t realize a silo was that cheap. We also can get a mill. Do first though. Shed will be helpful at some point. Fish pond. That seems nice. A cabin, right, for friends. That’s why it’s so cheap. Multiplayer. This still going this as a whole. Gosh darn. Yeah. 100. I mean 177. You got to keep going, man. It’s only been 4 and 1/2 hours. I usually play for much longer. It’s good to take a break from work every now and then. Indeed, in live stream video games, right, Demetrius? I guess that’s kind of difficult when you live on a farm, though. No, it’s not. The midnight oil burns strong. Oh, I forgot to give him his strawberry. Him and his daughter love strawberries. Here you go. You’re giving this to me. This is amazing. You just like father just like daughter. You all have the same reaction. Except his daughter was said this is spectacular. You freaking nerds. I’m really disappointed in that hat mouse though. I really thought that mouse would have like some kind of cowboy hat for me. But I guess we ain’t got a horse yet anyway. We got to buy that horse at some point. But what did I need? I needed a silo. So I needed clay. Needed 10 clay. I only have four. Really? No way. You got clay up in here. Oh well. Put some of this stuff away. Go into town. Give this potato to Elliot. We do have a delivery to make. We have the final day right now before we miss it. And then summer is upon us. He’s at the beach with Willie. Hi, Coin. Do you raise sheep in your barn? You can turn their wool into beautiful bolts of cloth. Not yet, girl. But I’ll definitely be getting some sheep. That’s for sure. I’m going to shear them hardcore, too. They’re going to bleed when I shear them. Hey girl, what’s up? You good? Oo, Jack be nimble, Jack be thick, and some summer squash seeds for the season. Gain plus one defense. Nice. We just use it then. You’ve learned a new power. That’s amazing. I noticed the worms looked a little green. Another book. Combat Quarterly. This thing’s expensive. Read this to gain some combat experience. The book seller sells this. Boom. You’ve got some new ideas to sleep on. What a productive day at the beach. Who says being lazy doesn’t provide your life? Sometimes you let things come to you like Sebastian. What’s up, boy? Here’s your potato. Ah, the potato I requested. And it’s a beautiful one, too. Thank you very much. Coin. Yeah, I make the most beautiful potatoes. Delivery 240 gold achieved. Nice. Deeper in the mine. We only have one. quest right now. He gave me a what? A prize ticket. Bring this to the prize machine in Louiswis’s house for a special reward. Check out the live stream schedule for a special reward. It’s the live stream schedule on the website www.coin.cc/scchedule. It’s also helpful if you watch in the replay. Oh, hello there, coin. I was just loading some more prizes into this machine here. It’s a new program I’ve come up with to help promote a spirit of goodwill among the town’s folk, you included. It’s pretty simple. Sometimes when you help out others in town, you’ll receive a prize ticket. You can turn them in for rewards. There’s some special stuff in there. My only worry is that people will just go after the tickets rather than cultivating the true compassion for their fellow man. We need ancient fruit wine coin. Yeah, indeed. We definitely got to make We got to We got to definitely brew up some drugs in our basement. That’s for sure. Good old wine. Let me see. Uh, I just want to help, sir. He’s happy. Is that so? Well, I’m glad to hear that. At any rate, keep checking the help wanted board in town. That’s a good way to get your hands on more tickets. Good luck out there. Wow. Oops. Go back in there. Let’s see. What should we get? Oh, look at that. Summer squash seeds. Next up is like some kind of like apricot tree or some [Â __Â ] Whatever these sparkling bits are looks mystery box. Wow, that’s a new mechanic. Never done that before. I’ve been mayor of Pelican Town for over 20 years. No one ever runs against me when it’s time for an election. I like to think that it means I’m doing my job well. Uh yeah, maybe it’s the most profitable profitable thing in the game. Word to Bobby Lee. Is it? That’s what I would always do. I would make the ancient fruit wine as well as the rare fruit wine with the rare seeds from fall or the star drop like the star drop wine. I’d do that as well. Something like that. I’m busy. Can’t you tell? Bro, did you know that my youngest son hates me? He finds it absolutely gross. I’m not sure why. your youngest son. He’s a child girl. You should not be feeding your youngest son me. That’s what’s wrong with you, woman. Hi there, mister. That’s why he’s so special. You see? Dang. Here’s her oldest son. Oh, it’s a nice day, isn’t it? Is it? I didn’t think about it. Thanks for letting me know, Sam. drunk elementary class. Yeah, that’s why he’s like half freaking Rworded, girl. I said it once in this stream. I can’t say it again. Anyway, let’s fish a little bit. I love fishing, man. Fishing’s so fun. Almost summer. Oh. Oh, you Oh, cub length 19 in. That’s why he was staying at the bottom. He’s real chubby down there. He could barely move. He just out there getting fed. Oh. Oh. Yo. Yo. This is the catfish dog. Yo yo yo yo yo. Okay. All right. Um, then be one with the rod. Let the rod ease your mind. That was just a chub. I thought it was actually like a catfish. It seemed like it was hard for a moment. Then it got easy. 9 pream man. I’m not big on fishing for sport, but there’s something about sitting at the lake watching nature. Yeah, nature is always where it’s at. No matter how you consume nature or commune with it, it’s always nice. New record bream 22 in for sport. I mean, yeah, catch and release. I would never fish like that, man. If I’m going to fish, I’m going to eat that [Â __Â ] dog. But I don’t really like fishing enough to fish anyway, so I’m probably not going to be fishing. There’s a chest we can fish up, though. Got it. Boom. Chub. 19 in. And we got a dried starfish up in there. Nice. Let’s get on back home then. Fishing for sustenance. I’ll do it. Yeah, it would be nice. You know, you fish up a couple fish, reel them real good, real well. Seems like it could be nice. Yeah, but no fish. I’d rather eat land mammals, chicken, beef, you know, the Hey, Bobidly. There you go, girl. Well, hold on. Summer squash. Throw these things in the bin. Cool. Level up. Level one combat. Level four fishing. 500 gold. Now here we start making money. Day one of summer. Music’s immediately different. Living off the land. Welcome to Living Off the Land. We’re back again with another tip for y’all. Now, listen up. Summer’s here along with a whole slew of new crops to plant. Take hops for example. The vines take a while to grow, but once they mature, they can be harvested every day. Good luck. Cha-ching. Money in the bank, bro. Look at these chickens eating all that grass up in here. I think I only pet three of them, didn’t I? Where’s the other? There you go. All the spring plants have dwindled away. We should probably set up our farm in a different way now now that it’s summer. We’ll go into town after we clean up a little bit here. Clean up time. All righty. Where do I want my farm in front of me? Probably near the water. I’ll probably keep it down here for the most part. Just a little bit lower. Probably down here. Summer vibes. We can also buy ice cream. And everybody in town pretty much loves ice cream, but it’s also fairly expensive as a gift. If you buy it, we’ll start from here. Is there a multiplayer option? Yeah, you can uh you can play multiplayer in any game. I think you just build another house on the farm. There we go. A beautiful little plot. We got to go into town and buy some summer seeds. Nice and moist, just how we like it. Cool. All right, into town. It’s Monday, so Pierre is open. Look at the like the graphics look a little bit different as well. Like the the grass and everything’s just a little bit different looking. Nice. We will get Bobby on stream. Oh, Bobb’s been on stream. We got 200 concurrent to prove that Bobby Lee is on stream. Look at that girl. Who’s a good girl? That’s you, baby girl. Help wanted. Hey, uh, will someone say hi to everyone in town for me? I want to spread a message of peace and goodwill today, Emily. Everyone will like you a little more. I like that you just talk to everyone. This is new as well. In one of the updates, we have two days to do it. You have to greet everybody in town again. I don’t mind that at all cuz I like to talk to people in town. Real fun. Uh, where was I going? In here. Right. I’ll buy some seeds. Jobs first. Everybody’s wearing different clothes as well. I’m getting some supplies for the saloon. Here’s got the good stuff. I love animals, Mr. Coin. If you treat yours well, I’m sure we’ll become good friends. Summer’s here. It’s not really my favorite season. Look at Look at her. Look how cute that looks, girl. You got that breezy freaking breezy thing going on. I don’t know what the that’s called. And he’s in a t-shirt. I’ve got summer seeds available. You’d better stock up. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. How much is this? 10 grand, right? Let’s buy 12 days to mature melons. Let’s buy 10 packages of these. 11 days for tomatoes and continues to produce after the first harvest. Let’s buy 12 of these. Blueberries takes 13 days and continues to mature. Let’s buy 10 of those. Pepper seeds. Five days. Continues after first harvest. 10 of these. Wheat seeds. Plant these in the summer or fall. Takes 4 days to mature. Harvest with scythe. Buy like seven of those. And radish. Going to have to plant all these too, sadly. Poppy seeds. Let’s buy like three of these. Bangle seeds. Three. Four of those corn. There’s some hops. Buy four of those. Some corn. Three of those. And we can’t afford sunflowers, which is what Haley likes the most. And I left it to the end and didn’t buy them for her. Sorry, girl. Love me some mature melons. I sure do as well. Well, I mean, I don’t know, man. Now that I think about it, what do we mean mature exactly? I don’t know about that, man. We got a lot of stuff to plant up in here. Do it. We need sprinklers and such, but for now, oh well. Maybe I should be watering or upgrading my watering can, but we have to look out for when it rains. We got monsoon season where I live. Dumber monsoons. Going to need a lot more space down here. It’s okay, girl. Monsoon coming soon. Okay. Blueberries. Wait. Poppy seeds. Radish seeds, corn, op starter. We’ll put those somewhere else. Boom. Wheat. And that’s it. And we water as well as I think you can use these after the fact. Speed grow. Yeah. Get some of these things to speed grow. I should have probably used fertilizer on some of these melons. Maybe I should go back in town before watering this stuff so that we can uh get five stars or gold stars. Five gold star melons for the community center. Cool. Yeah, let’s do that. I don’t have money. I can’t. Dang. Well, guess we’re watering. Poppy is the plant where heroin comes from. Fun fact. Yeah, you eat a lot of poppy seeds. you get you pop for uh for substance abuse. Used to be a thing in the military. Everybody was saying, “Don’t eat don’t eat that bagel with poppy seeds on it.” [Â __Â ] I’ll do what the heck I want to do. Water this all up. One day we can move away from all the watering with some sprinklers. We can just be a rancher working on the animals, cleaning up the [Â __Â ] in the stalls. Grow my babies, grow. You are starting to feel exhausted. Let’s eat this green algae. Looks delicious enough. Oh, yum. Yeah. Bad. Not bad. What else do we have? I think we had that river slime. Where is it at? River jelly right there. Let’s munch on that. No, it’s not for dogs, girl. Boom. Energy up. When’s the first festival in summer? I wonder. I’ll go I’ll go check the calendar in town and maybe the house mouse has new hats. Couple more. Cat rat. Yeah, that’s basically what mice are. They’re just little baby rats pretty much. Protect my babies. There you go. Perfect. What else do we have? Okay, we need to build that silo. We need clay. Yeah. Oh, 700 p.m. already. Wow. We were out here watering that [Â __Â ] the whole day. God dang, dog. The time just flies by all the time. Let’s go check the calendar. Plus 30 max energy river jelly. Maybe I shouldn’t have that today. That’s fine. Live and learn. They love you. Help wanted. Hey. Oh, right. No, that’s not it. Calendar. The luau is on the 11th. Jazz’s birthday is on the 4th. Not too much in the beginning of summer. First couple of weeks. Trout derby. That sounds new. Is that catching fish? Cuz I’m going to win every freaking time. Yo, ain’t nobody beating me at catching fish. I hook them, I cook them. That’s my motto. Go collect some summer stuff and hydrate. Yeah, I really need to get back in the mine. And I also left my pickaxe with the blacksmith for days now. Been at at his place for days. He’s probably angry because he’s got a small shop just taking up space. grapes. Summer squash seeds. There we go. My more squash. This opens up at some point as well. Forgot what that is. 221 even. Gosh darn. Gosh darn 219. I guess it depends on what I’m looking at. On OBS, it seems like it updates slower than on like a browser. and 1000 p.m. Let’s plant these last two squash things down. The fireflies are out as well. All these little details, different seasonal things. That was a quick summer day. That’s what happens though in the beginning of the season I’ve noticed is like you really hustle to get a bunch of stuff planted. Then it kind of calms down a little bit. If you build it, they will come. Yes, indeed. Anything on the telly? No, but I do have some urine in my bladder and I shall be right back. Do not go anywhere. We have more Stardew Valley coming up. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. feel. Hey And we are back with more Stardew Valley. I realized I was wasting the day away and we were supposed to talk to everybody in town. Four out of 28. We had two days as the final day. That’s not happening. No way. We got a bunch of watering to do. Dear Lord. Back at it. Back on the grind. Oh, the chickens are growing. Look at that. Heck yeah. We got eggs coming up. I might celebrate that with some real eggs tonight. Yeah, the music’s just way different as well in the summer and that happens every season. The day is just brighter as well. It’s amazing. All the small details. We got to go pick up our pickaxe from Clint. I need to stop forgetting that. Have you ever played any of the Civilization games? Yeah, I used to play back in the day with uh with one of the girls I used to date. That was the only time I really played was with her and her friends. Fun. It’s definitely a fun game. Siv five, I think. There we go. All watered up. Took half our energy. Let’s go check on the chickies. Egg girl. Egg girl. Egg girl. Egg girl. My egg. My egg. My egg. My egg. Heck yeah. Clean that up. Give the dog some water in the summer right there. And we have mushrooms. Check it out. Well, well, well. Turn it all about. What can you put in a dehydrator? You put stuff in there or is it is a dehumidifier? I forgot. Is one of those things requires five pieces, huh? Interesting. I guess we got to stack up the mushrooms. Maybe I should make another chest. Imagine Stardew moving through time like that. You’ll ultimately have drones watering the fields. Yeah, it’s not. But there are sprinklers that basically do that for us. That’s nice, too. Heading into town. I need to pick up the thing from us, the blacksmith. First things first. Can’t do anything else. It’s been days since I’ve had that p. What is this? Help wanted. Need cave carrot with a dry red wine this evening. George, I think I have a cave carrot for him. Abigail, the air is so thick with honey and nectar all summer, I almost feel dizzy. Go. We’re in. Boom. Copper pickaxe. You received a copper pickaxe. Yeah, we need to upgrade more as well. We’ve been really slow on upgrading. If you want me to upgrade your tools, you’ll have to give me the correct ore. The ice cream stand open. Nice. Here’s Haley wearing a different outfit. Oh, look at you, Haley. The other day, Emily baked something called a squirrel loaf. How’d it taste? Uh, well, if my tail was a little bushier, I probably would have loved it. Oh, you think you funny now, huh, girl? Gosh darn. I don’t have a present for you, sadly. What does she like? Coconut fruit salad. Work and grind. Yeah, I don’t like to work or grind. I like to have things just fall into my lap. Laugh. Luxury with Haley. One day, girl ice cream is 250 a pop. Very expensive. Hey, I overheard someone saying that you got your first chicken the other day. Man, I wish grandma had chickens. I’d eat a dozen raw eggs for breakfast each morning. Well, I don’t have that many chickens, dog. I’m tutoring Vincent and Jazz today. Hey, they’re a handful, but it’s nice to make a difference in someone’s life. What you wearing there, girl? I can’t talk to her again. What? Giggle. Hi. Mom won’t let me have any more gummies today. Well, kid, I’m pretty sure she was already giving you mead. I don’t think you want any freaking THC gummies. trash cans. Just got to rumage through them real quick. I need to build another chest. 100 mg. Yeah. Which ain’t [Â __Â ] It don’t matter to me if it’s 100. If it’s 1,000 sadly. Oh, hey girl. You’re out in the grass sleeping. Good girl. Bubbly. I need wood for the chest. Boom. Let’s put you on over here, I guess. Start dropping stuff in. Good. Good. 4:20 p.m. Very good. Let’s go fish a little bit. We got a number is going to be easy in the beginning couple weeks. There’s no festivals. Nothing major happening. Just chill. Build up your assets and fruit shall be born. I’ve encountered some beautiful shells in front of my house. I would imagine the rarer varieties to be quite valuable. Well, you seem well learned for a freaking hippie. Going to need some storage for them chests pretty soon. Yeah, indeed. We’re going to need chests for our chests. Like when you need ID to get ID. Go. Got to upgrade this fishing rod at some point. Perfect. Rainbow trout. First catch. Nice. We are in summer. We have new fish to catch. We have different sound effects in the background with the birds and bees and everything. It is different from spring. I cannot wait for Haunted Chocolier. That’s going to be amazing. If it’s like even half as good as this game, it’s going to be amazing. Sunfish length 9 in just in a mansion making freaking chocolate with ghosts around. How can that not be good? Yeah, the summer creatures tend to be a little bit louder as well. They’re just out there banging. They reel up in heat when it gets hot out. I’d imagine it’s going to be good hearing Eric talk about it in interviews. I’ve never heard him talk ever. I’ve never seen his face. Was he like he shows his face these days or what? I just know him as a purple ape named concerned ape. That’s all I’ve ever seen him was is with his uh ape profile picture. But yeah, it will be nice. It’s going to get a lot of news as well. This channel has like I I just looked at it today, I think. I think it was today or uh I guess it’s a new day now. But anyway, yeah, his channel has like 300 and something thousand subscribers. like every video has like a million views or something. That’s that’s the success of Stardew Valley alone because even successful people that start YouTube channels, they don’t get that kind of freaking views, you know? Like that’s insane cuz the game is so insanely successful. Dang. This is a hard one, boy. What’s up? What’s up, dog? What’s up? What’s up? What’s up? Got you, boy. Boom. First catch. Pike 23 in. I’m a fisherman now. There’s Leia going to sleep. Going inside. I don’t know what she does in there. I don’t watch her. Boom. Ram 18 in tiger belly. I might check it out. Oh, wow. You jumpy, boy. You’re real fast, girl. [Â __Â ] Once you lose that momentum, dog. [Â __Â ] dog. Gotcha. These dang pikes, huh? 23 in. The stars are reflecting in the water. Look at that. How beautiful. There’s pollen in the air, fish in the river, a rod in my hand. This is also decent money to get immediately almost like the next day because you don’t have to grow the fish, you just catch it. I have astounding logic. Like all these dank crops growing out here. Boom. How much are we going to make from that? Let’s see. Probably not a lot, but probably not a little bit. Depends on perspective. Oh, what is this? Is this a cut scene? There was an earthquake during the night. Oh, right. Like a meteor probably hit. Fishing. Yeah, probably. Yeah, that’s a little bit. 692. Way less than I thought. Your progress has been saved. It is summer the 3 and the end of the live stream. Thank you everybody for joining for all the live chats above. All 228 of you for sticking around. I appreciate you. For now, this has been Coin. Check out the live stream schedule on the website www.coin.cc/scchedu where it is also helpful if you watch in the replay. I appreciate you and good night. Peace and love everybody. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
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