This is the best “cozy” RPG sim ever made 🔴Live! Stardew Valley
And we are live. Just getting final setup preparations complete before we get into Stardew Valley. Well, well, well. Look who the heck it is. It’s one of them sloppy ass coin crew members up in the YouTube channel membership on YouTube. Yeah. Rush start facing the broadcast has started grow. I surely appreciate your scene of the broadcast having been started and that you’re here to help. Unlike Shammy, hello to everybody. Shout out to the coin crew members like and like Nick the man who says, “Yo, I just got into Claire Obscura Expedition 33. Game is gorgeous.” Gorgeous. Welcome in, Nick. Yeah, I saw uh I saw uh a couple people playing that game. Looks quite nice indeed. Quite nice to my eyes. They call it a French JRPG, right? Cuz it was developed by French people, but it’s like a lot of JRPG elements and such. Welcome in Iser. It’s the man himself. Look at that. Would you gosh darn look at that? Don’t forget to hydrate. Heat. Heat. Hey, hey, hey. It’ll pop up in a second. Stardew Valley. We are in yet another episode tonight. Another great one. Everyone has been great. This was a shadow drop just like Oblivion was shadow dropped. We shadow dropped this game on the channel. Way more exciting than uh what Bethesda does our channel. Anyway, the Crew Farm. This is We are in winter now. It is kind of early in winter, but we are quickly headed into year two, which is where we’ll meet a man named Kent. He’s an army man. He’s a man out there in a war. And war war never changes. Every time I buy games with that 8-bit style, I always fail to continue playing. I don’t know why they are fun. Yeah, for me, I don’t care as long as it looks good. And everything looks good pretty much except for Minecraft. Greetings. It is I, the Queen of Sauce, here to teach you a new mouthwatering recipe from my secret cookbook. This week’s dish, plum pudding. Lil Jack Hnerer is chomping at the bit for this ooey gooey delight. And who can blame him for the plums and floral and the sweet blah blah blah blah. God dang girl. That was a whole mouthful, wasn’t it? The traveling merchant is here today. Hello there, coin. So, your first year in Stardew Valley is almost over, huh? Look at that. Wow. Oh, dang. I mean, cuz I named the live stream something specific, and now I feel like I’ll never change that title, even though I usually change the titles of the live streams after I edit them. If you keep buying seeds from me, you’ll be twice as productive next year. And I have some exciting news. I’ll be selling new seed varieties in my shop next year. I should have one new variety per season. Well, that’s all I wanted to say. Have a good one. All right, Pier, you scumbag. You know, I wouldn’t even bother trying my competitor’s seeds. Pierre’s seeds are the highest quality seeds you’ll find anywhere. That’s a promise. All right, Pierre. God dang. You’re the only store in town. Dear Coin, tomorrow we’ll all be gathering in front of Marne’s house for the Festival of Ice. It’s a celebration of winter. There will be snowmen, ice sculptures, and an ice fishing competition. arrive between 9:00 am and 2 pm if you’d like to participate. Mayor Lewis. Yeah. Yeah, we’re gonna win. We always beat these townies at the towny games. Every festival we smack them up figuratively, literally. Some sometimes we would smack them with a bone. We don’t have that femur anymore. But yeah, for me, graphics in games don’t really matter as long as they’re like good for what they are. Like to me, Stardew Valley is like the best of the best in terms of pixel kind of graphics. Like games like this, like any kind of farm RPG sim game that’s made like this, it just doesn’t have the same vibe. doesn’t have the same soul, the same essence. It has to look good to me. Like even a lot of the Harvest Moon games, and I’m a I’m a major Harvest Moon fan, or I was when I was growing up, a lot of those games don’t look that great, man. They got like chibi ass heads these days, and I don’t like that chibi [ __ ] dog. But I do like people hitting the like button down below. It’s real appreciative. And I’m sure Eric Baron aka Concerned Ape would love it as well. I’m sure he would. Like I bet if you would ask him, “Do you think you would like it if people left a lot of likes on coins Stardw Valley live streams?” He’d probably say, “What?” Yeah, but yeah, sure. I mean, you know, that’s just the kind of guy he is. Good guy. Check out the Bobby Lee Eric Baron podcast. It was good. Especially uh I really liked when we saw Bobby Lee’s farm. He’s he’s definitely a major major nerd. He gets hard into these games into this game. I wonder how much he got into like Fallout 4 settlement building cuz he seems to be into the Bethesda games as well. But he praises Todd Howard. Bobby Lee does. Unlike me. I don’t praise Todd Howard, dog. Todd Howard ain’t [ __ ] I’m sorry, Todd. You suck, dog. You know, Starfield was like, it could have been a masterpiece of a game. Could have been a masterpiece of a game. People just don’t seem to understand how much potential was there and it just got shhat on and it was even delayed by Microsoft forcibly. They said, “Yeah, bro. You got to you got to work on this a little bit more.” And what he told what Todd told the world was it was ready before the delay. Oh, are you kidding, dog? Oh my god. That man I you know I’m not a man of violence, but sometimes when you say [ __ ] like that, you deserve a slap. God dang. That game was not even ready when it was ready. Freaking Todd. That’s the thing about him is like he’s he’s a habitual liar, it seems. At least like with big things, you know? He lies about Caroline’s birthday today. But yeah, I mean like he he saw the potential in Fallout 1 and two, which um makes sense and that’s why he ended up buying it, right? He bought the Fallout IP from Interplay. It wasn’t originally a Bethesda IP. He bought it because he saw the potential in it. And he honestly like it’s not like Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, which was done by Obsidian and Fallout 4 aren’t good games. are great, but but like man, so much so many issues, you know, like god dang. Bobby had a big stint in Skyrim a long time ago. He would talk about it like he does Stardew Valley now. All right. Yeah, he he was mentioning that in uh in his podcast that Stardew Skyrim is like one of the games that he probably has about as many hours as in as he does in Stardew. Grandmother end table can be placed as a decoration. What do I want? Algae soup. Eggplant seeds. This is the fall. I don’t need anything from you, girl. All right, then. Goodbye. We have a horse. Here’s our horse. I forgot what I named him. What’s your name, boy? Oh, there’s our girl. Girlfriend, Haley. I forgot. I realize you can’t get the the thing, the amulet, the pendant from the beach that I was talking about in the previous episode playlist in the description below for the entire series. Um, I forgot that you’re supposed to buy the thing from Pierre first. I believe that’s a thing, right, Pierre? You buy an item first, I think. And then Is that right? Or am I tripping now? I’m now I have no idea. Cuz we’re trying to uh we’re trying to marry her. You don’t do it traditionally with a ring. You don’t put a ring on it. You like throw an amulet on her face or something like what does Caroline actually like? Let’s see. Summer Spangle tropical curry. Tropical curry. What is that? It’s got like fruit in it. Fish tacos. Green tea. I don’t think I can get any of these things for her except for the golden pumpkin which I have right there. I’ve just been carrying it around for no reason. But it’s my pumpkin. So, I’m leaving it in here in this box forever. It’s never going to be touched, not even by me. That’s what hoarders do, right? Wait, do I need this stuff? I need to build more buildings. Yeah, let’s keep the wood. I think I need a lot more hardwood. Let’s go down to the forest before Caroline’s thing. Don’t forget to hydrate. Oh, there’s Jazza. Jazz. Hey, girl. Jane’s gone a lot and Aunt Marne is busy all the time, so I have to invent my own games. I’m thankful for all my toys. Oh, that’s a good girl. That’s good to be grateful at such a young age. You know, that’s the attitude of gratitude is what they call it. Something like that, right? Gratefulness. It’s like a certain frequency. When you’re grateful, you’re just your whole body just starts vibing. It’s a thing. It’s a thing, dog. Stop acting like I’m crazy. Be grateful, you son of a [ __ ] All the hardwood in here spawns once per day. I don’t I guess it’s like how much do we even get every day? Not that many. And you need a lot of hardwood. But I think there’s new ways of getting hardwood with the updates. powder melon. Right. I wanted to plant those as well. Let’s go, horsey. Who’s a good boy? Let’s go see the wizard. I was mentioning that I never go talk to him and he’s like one of the best characters in the game. He just sits in his tower. This is like I mean this is amazing. He’s just out here alone. This is my vibe. Like leave me alone. But you some of you can visit sometimes. I sometimes observe the local villagers in secret. I am hoping to find an apprentice. Someday I will leave this mortal plane, but my arcane pursuits must continue. The wonderful Wizard of Oz. Oh, do I have a gift for you, sir? Calight and a sun. He likes sunflowers, huh? I’ll give him the cowsite, though. What is it? This? Oh, Gunther. All right, I’ll give That’s Haley’s gift, but we’re already maxed out on hearts with her. I’m sorry, girl. Here you go, bum. Many thanks. This item has some very interesting properties. Let’s go, girl. I don’t know. Are you a boy or a girl? I never checked. I mean, how do you like see Oh, turtle. That’s what I named him. Her. That’s a Yeah, her. Yeah. And Bobby Billy’s a girl, too. Yeah, they’re all girls. The whole lot of them. All these are girls. These are ducks. They lay eggs. These are uh cows. They have tits. Oh, they’re all girls. All of them. Every freaking animal on the farm is a girl. We just got to go hire the bulls and such from other farms to inseminate the other farm animals. That’s how ranching works. He’s Caroline, right? Nobody’s home. Yeah. Small town. They don’t lock their doors. Small town. Good times. Real trusting. Jody. Oh, right. That’s Sam’s. Yeah. Jodie, Sam, and Vincent, right? Caroline is Abigail’s mama and the wizard who we just saw her daddy. Her uh her baby daddy. Carolina’s Pier’s wife. Yeah. Yeah. Baby daddy of uh Yeah. Hi. Hey, girl. I I was just thinking. Yes. I was just thinking, girl, nothing. You can’t tell that I’m live streaming, so got to make something up. Where am I going? Caroline, is that you, girl? Oh, that’s Jody. All these women kind of look the same. I ain’t going to lie. If I was rich, the first thing I’d do would be to hire a maid and a chef. My goodness, that would be nice. Oh, girl. Abigail’s going through a rebellious phase. I get it. She’ll wise up when she has to make her first mortgage payment. That there you go. Bye. Now wait, where’s uh is she here? I could check the NPC map thing. We have trackers on every county. H. Yeah, she’s up there. Interesting. I didn’t realize Carolina really goes outside. I guess that’s how she gets around, though. Yeah, makes sense. Is that you? No, that’s Alex. Hey, the grid ball game is on today. This might be my favorite day of the week. What day is it? Sunday. That’s grid ball. You like pink cake. Oh yeah, you can’t bring the horse through there. Kind of sucks. Oh no. Where is it? Right there. Is that you, girl? Under that gosh darn bowler hat. What you wearing there, girl? If you want my husband to dislike you, give him garlic. He hates it with a passion. Just the thought of it can make him depressed. She wants me to make her husband depressed. She already knows I don’t like him. God dang girl. Why you telling me things he don’t like? Huh? You’re such a bad wife. What was I going to give her? Right. I didn’t have anything in mind, did I? I to give her a pink cake. That was supposed to be Haley’s gift. I’m giving Haley’s gifts to everybody else. Here you go, girl. Thanks, sweetie. That’s very kind of you to remember my birthday. Yeah, a kind, man. Where’s Leia? Let’s give her some trash. She likes driftwood. Here’s Harvey. Got to get the friendship levels up. Let’s see. Nothing. Coin. Have you ever been arrested and gone to jail for small stuff like going over to speed limit? I’ve never sped in my life. Well, wait. I mean I mean I’ve definitely sped, but I’ve never been I’ve never had a ticket in my life. I used to give people tickets. Dog. Hey there. It’s good to see you. Feel free to visit us anytime you please. I get so sleepy when it’s cold. Oh yeah, that’s what happens, bro. And then you die. Just don’t fall asleep, Maru. Hello. Um, the weather’s interesting today, don’t you think? Yeah, awkward girl. I like awkward energy, though. It’s fun when it builds up. The more awkward energy builds up, I feel like I’m like raising in power. It doesn’t matter if I’m involved in the awkwardness. Just watching it makes me happy. I think there’s a mod that lets the horse fit through those tighter areas that it clearly should be able to. I’m surprised he didn’t update that. I wonder if he I want Bobby Lee should have asked the hard questions, dog. Why can’t you bring the horse up that path? Huh? Eric Baron is called Horse Squeeze. Definitely got to check that out. In fact, make a note for H horse squeeze mod. Okay. Bone sword dwarf scroll. Sir, the reason I the sir, the reason I pulled you over tonight is because you were doing 100 in a 30 mph zone. Do you ever take a whole day off? It’s like a refreshing break. Yeah, girl. You take every whole day’s off, right? Every day. Here you go. Oh, thank you. This one has an interesting shape. Yeah, it’s real dry. I I kept it in my inventory so it would dry for you, girl. It was driftwood from the ocean. No received. Okay, girl. Thanks. There’s actually an even better one that adds a bunch of other cool horse stuff and has that as part of it called horse overhaul. Dang, you upselling me now? I really should scrub my floorboards tonight. I think an algae is starting to form. Do you make time for cleaning? What do you mean do I make time for it? I don’t make time. All time is now. You just got to do it, dog. Pam seems out of it. Better leave her alone right now. Adds friendship to the horse and saddle bags and other stuff. Yeah, I noticed that when when I went in here. There’s no love for the horse. As if like horses, you can’t bond with horses or some such. That’s crazy. Gosh darn Eric Boni. Sigh. I wasn’t very productive today. It’s okay, woman. Your husband should have been doing that, but I guess he’s long gone, huh? I need a little warm me up to be ready for another cold night on the ocean. I need a Okay, I hate to say this, but I do make a lot more money during flu season. I guess if people stopped getting sick, I’d be out of business. Don’t get the wrong idea. I want people to be healthy. Really? I don’t feel like talking to anyone. All right, Shane. I’m going to buy you a beer, bro. No need to talk, you son of a gun. Sold. You get a beer. Oh, wow. Coin. How’d you know this is my favorite? Alcohol for the alcoholic. Don’t you have work to do? Shut up, Clint. I don’t like you. Does she like beer? Yeah. Here, girl. Thank you. I’m feeling a positive energy from this gift. Yeah. You’re going to be buzzing all night at the bar, girl. Don’t get too drunk now. You’re working. Feeling lucky. 8:40. Let’s go fishing a little bit. Weren’t we supposed to look for Crobus or something? It’s locked right here. A winter mystery. You encountered a suspicious looking figure behind the bus stop. When it saw you, it fled toward town. Could there be a clue to its whereabouts? Find the shadowy figure. He’s up by the playground next to the community center. Ah, you out there diddling them kids. God dang, Crobus. I don’t like you now. But I’ll like you a little bit if you hit the thumbs up button and subscribe to the channel. For those that don’t know, I’m Coin. I stream a whole bunch of storydriven and open world games here on the channel. Let’s do some ocean fishing in the river. This is a river, right? How’s this work? Get the treasure now. Get the fish. N you’re mine, geek. Oh [ __ ] Oh wow. Wow. I stuck in crap, too. The microphone’s right here. That’s why I never use my left hand. You little scumbag. What the heck you think you doing, dog? You best stop this right now. You best stop this [ __ ] right now. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. You gosh darn son of a [ __ ] Ah, freaking squid, huh? Yeah. Night ocean. herring 13 in. Yeah, I need to be I need to make that bait thing. Make bait maker hit treasure. Got it. Hell of it. 20 in and some coal. Yeehaw. Seaweed. Let’s go up to the community center. If you purchase a high quality fishing rod, you’ll be able to attach bait to the tackle and tackle the line. Bait causes fish to bite faster. Tackle can make your shot a lot easier when reeling a fish. Dang, you’re drunk, dog. Go to sleep. He was coming from the saloon. They’re all leaving right now. Forgot I had a horse. It’s getting late. He’s up near the playground. Near the playground. Where’s this son of a [ __ ] I don’t see this freaking nerd. No, I need to get back. It would be interesting if you had to actively compete with other NPCs for romantic partners. Like if you slacked on romancing them, they eventually started dating each other and marrying each other. Yeah, I think that’s a thing that happens in Harvest Moon. Or I could be wrong. I feel like that’s a thing in one of these kind of games. And that’s always cool. Like I like stuff like that for sure. And also like being able to break up marriages and stuff. Mary Robin, the real man of the town. 5,300 gold. Day eight of winter year one. Snowing again. Feeling a little lucky today. What do we got? Living off the land. Welcome to living off the land. We’re back again with another tip for y’all. Now listen up. Find any tree seeds while chopping wood. You can plant those in the ground and a new tree will grow. Get creative. Dang, they’re making those real freaking brief, huh? Like even the freaking Oracle says a lot more than that. But I guess he’s a man of few words. The guy on the living off the land channel. He’s like an old man. Not an old man, but he’s an aged man. You can see him on the television if you’ve never seen him. UFC champ BJ Penn arrested on abuse charges. Wow. Former USC champ. He’s He’s got CTE for sure. God dang. Oh, did I feed y’all? Oh, I didn’t feed you the Oh, the gosh darn girls. I’m so sorry. Forgot to feed y’all. Gosh darn. Gosh darn. Here you go. Eat up now. I wish I could give you double helpings. Name with the cows. You okay, girl? Oh, no. They’re okay. Hey, no inventory space. Yeah, all this dang grass. I got to clear this dang farm. There’s just so much crap all around. Maybe I should make that the priority or something. Oh yeah, field research. Oh yeah, coral. Yo, Cooper, welcome. We’re just about to plant some stuff up in here. Getting some clay. Yeah. See, the festival of ice has begun, right? That’s a thing. Gosh darn. Got to go on and get Huh? Yeah. I’ll just leave that here. Good. Perfect. We got to beat these dang townies in this festival. It’s the eighth of winter. And we are a winner. Good. Well organized. I’m so organized. Put this thing down inside. Give you a friend for now. No, that looks terrible. Just put you right there for now. What else did we need? Uh, dog bowl. Yep. And we’re off. Let me get the horse. He can trot through this grass way faster. Look at that. No loss in speed. Who’s a good girl? That’s you, girl. I’m going to give you some biscuits later, girl. Oh, look what I got, girl. I used to never give you biscuits, huh? I’m entering the ice fishing competition today. Why not? Cuz I’m going to stomp on you, Elliot. If you enter, you die. Oh, ice. A beautiful material to sculpt in, but so impermanent. Yeah, just like life. Impermanent. That’s beautiful, bro. That’s a mermaid. But I guess that might make the art even better. Indeed. Yeah. Yeah. I’m sorry, but carving ice parapits requires my undivided attention. Got it. The forest looks beautiful in the winter, doesn’t it? It sure do. How’s winter coming along for you, Coin? Wonderful, gross. Always coming along. Cold? Nah, I never get cold. That’s why you got a scarf on, huh? Hey, Coin. Are you going to enter the ice fishing competition? You know me, Sam. I always win these towny competitions, boy. Oh, not me. I don’t know how to fish. Well, maybe you should become a man one day. Frozen dreams. Oo, that looks nice. Law sconce. I like that. I don’t think I want to spend the money though. I saw a big fish down there. Yeah, there’s supposed to be fish in there, boy. Sorry, there’s no food. Well, we’re fishing today, Gus. You understand that? As men, we can eat the fish. Do you understand that, Gus? Just wait until the feast of winter star. You’ll be stuffed for days. Oh, I like that. I’m sorry I ragged on you, Gus. Extreme temperatures can put your body under a lot of stress, so make sure to bundle up. Oh, and enjoy the festival. Thanks, Harve Harve. I feel bad for all the poor cold animals out there out there. All right. Can we go in here? Ah, coin. Ready for some ice fishing? Um, yeah. I mean, yes. And I’m going to beat you, Willie. We’ll see. He was happy about that. He likes competition. You know what? I probably should have worn a jacket. Looks like you got a sherper jacket on there, Demetrius. This snow is so cold. I can’t feel my fingers anymore. What do you think of my snow goon? It’s a goon. I love it, girl. It’s amazing. I’m not very creative when it comes to snowmen. Well, I mean, there Yeah. Hm. What kind of snowman should we make? This is Penny. Let’s see. Something funky or boring? Let’s say something funky. Icicle antennas, pine cone eyes. Okay, that sounds like fun. Yeah. See, Penny likes to live a little bit. I want to give him a carrot nose. All right, Jazzy. Jazzy, get you. You should do that. Wow, this snowman needs a makeover. Who made this? Emily started helping me without any provocation. Does that mean something? Gulp. You freaking freaking Clint. I plan on winning the ice fishing competition. Willie is going to be pretty hard to beat though. He does this kind of stuff day and night. All right, Pam. You should lay off the booze, girl. Oh, there’s Haley. I guess winter isn’t all bad. Playing in the snow can be fun. Snowmen are okay, I guess, but mostly I’m looking forward to spring. Freaking Alex, stop. All right. If it was up to me, I’d probably have a pizza festival at the saloon instead. Yeah, well, alcoholics tend to love pizza. H wife dragged me out into the snow into the cold for this. Did I ever tell you how George and I first met? He actually pelted me with a snowball in the this very festival. Wow. He abused you on the first freaking day. He was a gentleman back then and came over to see if I was okay. Interesting. Yeah. Uh, the playlists are pretty okay. Check them out on the playlist section of the channel. They’re dope. Or on the website www.coin.cc as we start the fishing competition. Have we talked to everybody? Pretty sure we have. You get friendship points for doing that. Welcome to the f what? What’s his voice? Welcome to the festival of ice. The highlight of today’s festival is the ice fishing competition. We set up this frozen lake and stocked it full of fish. Just let me know when you’re ready to compete. Are you ready to participate in the ice fishing competition? Yes. How do I smack these hoes? How do I do this? All right, everyone. Let’s begin this year’s ice fishing competition. Contestants, your goal is to catch as many fish as you possibly can in two minutes using the provided fishing rods. You must catch your fish here from these holes and the ice. Oh, really? Well, is everyone ready? Begin. Oh, god. How come they got a head start? I had to stand in the freaking center like that. Hit it. Who? Anybody catching anything out there? Nah, y’all suck. Perfect. Let’s hit it again. I used to stand back before and just like sling sling the bobber into the hole from afar. I feel like that’s actually probably better. There’s two. We have a minute and 20 seconds left to stomp these fools. Who we got competing? Elliot, Willie, Pam. That’s it. Yeah. Everybody else heeded my warning. Oh, there girl. Calm down now. Midnight carp hit. Perfect. Leave some fish for everyone else. Hell no. I should go into their holes and just start catching all the fish. They’re going to be like, “What are you doing, bro? Use your own hole.” Nah, bro. These holes are shared community holes. I’m winning. We got six. Too easy. We slap these hoes. Seven. I’mma send you all to heaven. Boom. Wow, that’s a lot of fish. Gag the smell. Now for the winner of this year’s ice fishing competition coin with seven big slimy fish. You see my pre-ceelebration Louis. Here’s your prize. Enjoy. Sailor’s cap, dress spinner, barbed hook, and a magnet. Well, that’s it for this year’s festival. Thanks for coming everyone. Now let’s release these poor fish. You don’t want to eat them? That’s fine eating. Louis, I can’t believe I won. Well, time to head home. I can believe it. What are you talking about, game? What the heck? I manifested that [ __ ] We wrecked them fools. Let’s try the hat on. I think we’re going to give the hat to our horse. That’s perfect for the horse. Where’s my girl? Oh, she’s not right. Dang. Well, you’ll find her way home. Hey, Bubbly. Good night, girl. The festival of ice. Feeling lucky today? Your steel trash can is ready. Bait maker. How do I make this bait maker? Worm bin and moss. I need to make a worm bin. I need 15 hardwood, one gold bar, 50 fiber, one iron bar, 50 fiber. Dang, I don’t have a gold bar. Thought I had one gold bar somewhere. That’s so sad. I guess I should probably go to the mines today then. It is a lucky day. Maybe I should grab these powder melons. Oh, look at that. We got some harvesting to do or some foraging rather. That’s foraging XP right there. All right. There you go. About to dip, but you popped up again. Just saying what’s up. Yo, what’s up? Welcome back. And glad you popped in for a bit. We’re just out here living the life in the winter time. Real chill life. Here we go. A whole lot of harvest indeed. If you haven’t gone on down there and hit the like button, I’m sure you can. You’re capable. I believe in you. Yes. Yes. Here we go. What else? That or the horse? Here you go, girl. Oh, look at that. That’s a sailor right there. Who’s a good girl? That’s you, girl. Bobby Lee. Yeah, the bat cave is way more interesting than the mushrooms. I would say just purely based off interesting. I would choose the bat cave over that again. Yo, lit. Welcome in. I suppose we can head into the mines for a little bit. Well, I want to turn only that one thing. Yeah, let’s go put go to town for a little bit here. Oh, Fay said hi. Wow. God dang girl. Are you actually saying hi to people? It’s crazy, right? You can’t go down there with a horse. I’m going to go into his house and use that ticket machine he has. Can’t go through there. Good morning. I’ve got to start coming up with a plan for improving our town next year. Heck yeah. Three mystery boxes. Juicy bugs. Hey there. I’m looking for a big wad of bug guts. The juicier the better. At least that’s what the crabs seem to like. 100 pieces should do the trick. 6 days. I think we can do that. Steel trash can. Oh, nice stuff from the mystery box. We have steel tools now. That’s nice. And this nice steel trash can. Real sturdy. New book here. Brew Master’s Guide. Odd to brew. The rich smell of yeast wafting through a cedar loft. The floral overtones of freshly cut hops on a winter’s eve. But I digress. You are probably more interested in the practical side of brewing. To brew, you will need a keg. I’ll give I’ll leave it up to you to devise blueprints for a keg. Kegs can be used to make several kinds of product. If vegetables are placed inside, the keg will produce juice. Juice can take at least juice takes the least amount of time to brew. If wheat is placed in the keg, it will produce beer. Beer takes a while to brew, but it is quite profitable. Placing hops in a keg will produce the beloved pale ale. Place fruit in a keg to make wine. Wine takes the longest of all to make, but a wine made from the finest fruit is worth quite a bit. Be patient with your keg. You’ll know it’s finished when it’s perfectly still. And only drink in moderation or you’ll sure surely regret it. Yeah, it’s winter time. It’s cold outside. That’s why we like to stay inside. Where we Where are we going? To the mines now. Yeah, you see bugs. Oh, you have to harvest the bugs as well. I keep forgetting. You got to collect the bug meat cuz I had 40 pieces or something already, but it doesn’t count. You have to actually get it after you accept the mission. It has to be fresh. Bug me. It’s so cold. I wish we had a hot cup of cocoa to share. Me girl with me? I don’t want your cooties. We’re not sharing, girl. Oh, there’s Haley. He’s going in the hospital in the clinic. Woke about beer two hours ago. It’s the the synchronicities of the universe. My nephew Shane has been staying at my place since the last few months. Thanks, Marne. Good to know. Do you have an appointment? No, I’m here with my my freaking girlfriend. That’s Haley. You know that, Maru. It’s nothing serious. I’m just here for my annual checkup. Huh? Okay. Well, what what can I give her? Nothing. What does she sell? Energy tonic muscle remedy. Off to the mines. Winter is a good time to upgrade your watering can. Yeah, I guess I should be upgrading that again cuz it’s burntless steel. We need to get We haven’t even gotten to the point where we can get gold yet in the mines. Guess we probably will pretty soon. Haley got crabs from Willie. Understandable. That man’s a generous man. He likes to give out all the excess catch he gets. Thanks for not shutting me, Coin. It takes a lot of wisdom to override your base instincts. I’m a human like everyone else. I just have a different lifestyle. I understand your lifestyle, you bum. See what do you like again? Rail common mushroom. Holly, he likes everything. He ain’t a picket man. Here you go. That’s a good find. I’m always happy when eating wild food. Thank you. Go horse from Alex. Nah. Yeah. I don’t think you can get it from contact like that, right? Like just brushing up against somebody. I don’t think that’s how it happens. Is that an excuse you’ve used in the day? Iser like no that girl just brushed up against me. Girl, I promise you I didn’t do nothing. Slap these skeletons. Freaking dead. Good old mine music. Got you, boy. Cave carrot. People in town love cave carrots. Level up. You’ve got some new ideas to sleep on. Level 79. Have a good one, man. Thanks for hopping in. Just murdering some creatures up in here. Level 80. I wonder if people get chained up down here. What’s that chain for? I mean, there are skeletons in here. Those are probably the prisoners, right? Ooh, fire walker boots. It’s said these can withstand the hottest magma. Heck yeah. Level 80 hottest magma. Put those on. Good upgrade. Oh no. Void essence. Nice. Is that Crobus? God dang crobus. Fire quartz. gold. The music is so good. Got your bum. What is that? Strange bun. What’s inside? Plus 100 energy, plus 45 health. Level 85. Ding. Miss me. Freaking bum. You running now, boy? Where you running? Gotcha. Okay. Nice. Nice. Oh my god. What? I was dying. Are you kidding me? Coin. Oh no. Coin, wake up. Oh god. I found you unconscious in the mines. I was hunting for minerals and I I almost stepped on your head. Be a little more careful next time. Okay. What the hell? I think that’s the first time I’ve like ever died, dog. Oh, I seem to have lost 1,400 gold and three items from my backpack. all the iron, all the copper, and mix seeds. Total value 235. Wow, that’s what happens. I think that’s the first time I’ve ever died in mine or I was so locked in like a lost and found. I’ll be nice. Look at my dog on my bed. Rush darn girl. Level up. Level five combatant. Choose a profession. A fighter. All attacks deal 10% more damage. Or scout critical strike chance increased by 50%. Wow. 10% more deeps or just crit on them. Let’s be a scout. Day 10 of winter. Sebastian’s birthday today. The Queen of Sauce rerun 5 days. Cool. Cool. I might start giving these solar essences to the wizard. He loves that stuff. And the voids, too. I guess I have more voids. Don’t forget to subscribe to the channels that haven’t and hit the like button. It takes one little click or tap. Here goes. 3,000 worth in eggs right there. I didn’t put their food down, did I? That’s why I like when it’s not winter for the animals. They just go outside and graze the fields. You’re [ __ ] in the fields. Here’s my girls. Okay, Sebastian. What does he like? H frozen tear. I might have pumpkin soup. The saloon sells. I think. Oh, these are frozen geodess. Look at that. Mystery boxes I can crack open. No frozen tears. I saw a ton of pastures on my drive up to Maryland. Took a lot of pictures, too. So cool seeing cows munching on grass. Yeah, them them big old [ __ ] out there with them big old titties, huh? Yeah, my dad’s family’s from Maryland. Good old Baltimore. Okay. Yeah. All righty. Maybe I should do another one of those selling hauls. Just sell a bunch of the stuff out of my bins. Interesting. You can’t hit these clumps of snow. They’re just blocked away. Angus cattle, not the milking kind. Ah. That Angus beef. I do love me some protein, that’s for sure. When does the saloon open? 12. Okay. Noon. Hi. What you doing in there, bro? You still sleeping? It’s 10:00 a.m. I guess that’s okay. It’s too cold to get out of bed. Oh, girl. All right. Do I have any presents for you? She likes fire quartz and this crocus thing. The flower for me. Thank you. No problem, girl. Warm up now. Can’t close the door. Haley and I aren’t made for such a big house. It’s a hassle to keep it clean. Oh, well, I really shouldn’t be complaining. Fire quartz. Nah, I’m not giving you that, girl. We’ll bring one to Gunther and one to the community center. It must be nice not having crops to worry about this time of year. Nope. New reward. Pumpkin seeds. Dang. My freaking favorite, huh? Let’s get these geodess processed. Ocean stone. Ghost crystal. Hematite. Hematite. Gold ore. Frozen tear. Ocean stone, cayenite, 10 hardwood. Nice. I like that space. Here you go. This is a fun gift. Thanks. Now, crack these open. Bombs. Big old bombs, too. Well, no inventory space. Any herbs? Nope. All the gems near the door. That’s what we like. New reward. New reward. New achievement. Treasure trove. rare crow and a singing stone. It rings out with a pure tone when struck. Where’s my horse? Where? Oh, gosh darn it. Can you see if the horse is on the map? Where did I leave that thing? Well, if it isn’t the town’s number one ice fisher. That was truly an impressive performance. I never stood a chance, but I always participate just to be sporting. All right, freaking Elliot. You change the way you talk now. I don’t know where I left my gosh darn horse. Look at all these fools going to work at Joja Mart. All right. All right. You beat me fair and square at the fishing event, kid. Maybe my problem was using the beer battered mushroom as bait. What do I do for fun? Uhhuh. Good. That’s a good question. I like sleeping. Oh, is that fun, girl? And apparently I like sneezing. I hate working at Joja Mart, but how else am I going to make money in this town? Oh, yeah. I was just crapping on E3 for going to work there. People stay indoors a lot during the winter and do boring stuff. Maybe if I read a book, I’d be less bor. What does he like? Duck egg. I knew I kept that for a reason. M duck egg. Rich and creamy. Crack slurp. Dang, dog. That was too central. Don’t do that again. He just ate that [ __ ] raw. You took that [ __ ] raw, Alex. Nasty, boy. He ate it on the spot, dog. It reminds me of that kid that I used to work with when I was in high school. I had this job as a a food service worker. I’d basically like cut up like meats and fruits and stuff for the most part and do the dishes, of course. And uh there’s he was uh like on the spectrum or something and he would just take raw strips of bacon. He’d be like, “You dare me to eat this?” I’d be no. And then he still eat it. Hi there. Do you have any everything you need for the farm? I sure do grow, but maybe we need more on the farm. If not, we might be able to help you out. Oh, you’re selling like Pierre does. We carry a variety of useful items. You’re a terrible couple. [ __ ] Yeah, like gamer [ __ ] The uh that one company, Gamer Subs. Exotic foraging. We need a coconut. Some other such stuff. Yeah, you’ll be fine. I threw a rock at the at the short bus one time. Why? Why’ you do that? The special kids need special treatment in a good way. Not not a bad way. What did I have on me? Just the fire quartz. Huh? Oh. Oh yeah, the nautilus shell. We need a purple mushroom in there, maple syrup, pinear, and the other one. Easy to get that pontar stuff. Just got to throw an extractor or whatever is called on with some trees. All right, I should probably do that. But I was like thinking cuz I have almost 25k. Once we have 25,000, we unlock the whole vault cuz we did all the other tiers. Boom. Bundle complete. Yeah, we do do dumb stuff as Tains, that’s for sure. I mean, he that that kid triggered me all the time back in the day. He was definitely one of my growth moments freaking working with that kid, dog. So wild. Like so much energy. Like, calm your freaking tits, boy. What’s wrong with you? But I didn’t have as much emotional intelligence as a teenager. Did we give Sebastian? Yeah, we did. You can check. Why does he not love me? So, we didn’t give him a thing. Okay. I forgot about him. Right. Let’s go to the saloon and buy him his pumpkin soup if they have some. That’s what I was waiting for. Oh, he doesn’t have any. Dang. Cranberry sauce. Maybe coffee. Does he like coffee? Let’s see. I mean, he probably doesn’t love coffee, though. All right. Where’s Sebastian? He’s at home with his father, Robin, and his mother, Demetrius. Robin’s like the most useful person in the town, I would say, out of mostly everyone except for the main character, the farmer boy or the farmer girl. It’s real dark in here. Hey there, Coin. Did you forget the lights on or some such, Robin? I was just daydreaming about some new carpentry projects. Oh, yeah. You’re probably sleeping cuz it’s dark in here. Are you doing okay at your place? How’s the woodwork in your cottage holding up? Let’s see. Can we shop for, huh? Big chest. Oh, right. You can make big chests. Stomp seat. I like that calendar. 25. All right, pet. Yeah, I’m just looking at like the cheapest stuff in here. Maybe the big barn. I don’t know why I haven’t gotten the big barn yet. It only takes two days. We need 450 wood, 200 stone. We basically have that. But I guess it’s the money. I guess I wanted to save the money for now. Yeah. Do you have a kitchen in your house yet? Cooking is kind of like doing lab work. What do you like, Demetrius? Coffee. Well, let’s go give Sebastian a gift. Knock knock. Boy, you’re not good enough friends with Sebastian to enter his bedroom. Is this one of those days he doesn’t come out of his bedroom? He just keeps playing video games. Freaking bastard. God dang it. Here you go. Thank you. This is very interesting. I guess I’ll wait for Sebastian. It’s his birthday, man. I got to prioritize this boy. He hates us, basically. Like, Lionus almost loves us. And this is the guy I talk the most neutral crap about. Demetrius is the guy I talk the most like crap about for no reason, just cuz I’m a hater. And and then yeah, and they’re at the top. They both love me. Maybe I just talk the most crap about the people that I interact with the the most in the game. Maybe that’s the thing. Except for Haley cuz I I I interact with Emily a lot and I always talk crap about Emily. That’s Haley’s sister. You know, you should like the siblings of of the person you’re with or at least tolerate them, you know. Oh. Oh, didn’t realize you could go and do that. I’ll just wait for Sebastian right here. You better come out, dog. Oh, there you are. Sebastian seems lost in thought. You a thought? He likes coffee. Good. Oh, really? I wasn’t expecting this. It looks great, though. Thank you. Yeah, it’s only 6:40 p.m., sir. I guess winter is a good time to work on my gadgets. I wonder if I could make anything useful for farmers. Did you give a present to your step bro? Bro, bro, don’t forget about his birthday. Does he love us? How much does he love us? He’s still way down here. Dang, you suck, dog. Three hearts, though. Where’s my freaking horse? Where Where the heck did I leave that thing? Wish I could call it. That’d be nice. I guess I’ll do a little bit. Well, no space. Go dump some stuff and do some night fishing. Did you know the live stream schedule can be found there on the website www.coin.cc/scchedu CC slash schedule where it’s also helpful if you watch in the replay cuz we have little game filters. It’s dope. Filter by genre or play style. Okay, more gold. We need All right, I think we can build this thing soon, right? 15 hardwood, one iron bar. We got that. So, 15 hardwood, one iron bar. Uh, right here. Hardwood and fiber. We finally made the worm bin. Now, to make the deluxe worm bin, we need 30 moss. And this worm bin. I think we have 30 moss somewhere. Do we? 14 right here. Just 14. No way. We got more than that. Boom. 71. Boom. Boom. Boom. And we made a deluxe worm bin. Look at that to-do list. Boom. Done. Let’s place that down. Worm bin can go right here next to the shipping bin. 12 hours and 30 minutes. Deluxe bait. It just produces bait like that. What? I don’t have to do anything with it or what? Produces deluxe bait on a regular bas basis. The worms are self-sufficient. Yeah, that’s good. I read that description like in the last stream. That’s why I wanted to make it. Produces bait on a regular basis. The worms are self-sufficient. So, these are the same. Oh, right. Deluxe worms are a different item. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Cool. Mushroom log grows mushrooms every so often. The more wild trees are nearby, the better it works. That’s interesting. I like that mechanic, but I don’t want mushroom. What else do we have? Bait maker. What’s a bait? Place fish inside to create targeted bait. Tapper. Yeah, we need these tappers. 40 wood, two copper bars, 40 wood. Yeah, let’s 40 wood. New copper bars. Don’t want to have copper copper bars. There we go. Yep. And oh, a seed maker as well. That’s going to be useful for like the star fruit. We have place crops inside to produce a varying amount of seeds. Doesn’t work with fruit tree crops, but starf fruit is not a fruit tree. Let’s make the tapper right here. Let’s make two. All righty. Put these on a couple of trees. I’m going to put them on trees outside my farm because I don’t want trees on my farm probably unless I plant them there. And we still have more hardwood here as well. Oh, look who it is. Shane drinking in the snow up late, huh? Like how he’s all zipped up. He’s got his beanie on underneath. He’s got his hoodie on. He’s got his He’s got another hoodie kind of jacket or something on over that. He’s real layered up. Gosh darn. Grass farm, not a tree farm. Yeah, we we growing a bunch of wheat up in there. Wheat with a tea. Here, have a cold one. Thanks, brother. Just cracking a cold one open with the brokis. life. You ever feel like no matter what you do, you’re going to fail? Like you’re stuck in some miserable abyss and you’re so deep you can’t even see the light of day. I just feel like no matter how hard I try, I’m not strong enough to climb out of that hole. Uug glug. Plus 40 energy. Fast drinker, huh? Man. Man, after my own heart. Just don’t make it a habit. You got a future ahead of you still. You got the Asian flush going. He’s beat red. Well, my liver is begging me to stop. I better call it a night. See you around, coin. Theo, dog. Did you say something about you? your heart. Are you dying? Real tipsy. Go chop more wood. Why’ I come? All right, tapper. I wanted to put these on a tree. Like, what is this tree? A pine tree. Let’s put one on here and one on the closest non-pine tree. Where is it at? Highly inconvenient now. Are they all pines out here? This one’s not a pine. Maple. There we go. Get that maple syrup. Can you go in here anytime? Nice. Ah, this is imbued with potent arcane energies. It’s very useful for my studies. Thank you. It takes years of study to understand the language of the elementals. To actually speak their language requires a lifetime of devoted effort. Now, if you’ll excuse me, 8 days. Dang, it takes a while, huh? Jack that sap. Lucky day today. Let’s crystal fruit. Busy day today. It seems it’s already 11:20. I hardly used any of my energy. Yeah, that’s the one I tapped right there. Don’t chop that one. Head back up. Where’s my horse? Rush darn horse. Strange bun sells for 225. Low day. 1,800 gold. Day 11. Winter year 1. The day is in your hands. Kind of a neutral day. Living off the land. Welcome to living off the land. We’re back again with another tip for y’all. Now, listen up. There’s a couple fish you can only find in the winter. Squid and ling cod. Squid can be caught from the ocean in the evening. Lingod can be found in the fresh water all day. Of course, there’s rumors of extremely rare and unique fish that can only be found in particular seasons, but I don’t have any information on him and show. I don’t think you should end your show like that, showing people your inadequacies. Hello, friend. The mountain lake has been kind to me lately. I’d like to share my good fortune with you. Fried calamari from Lionus. I don’t think I’d trust calamari from a freaking bum. I’m not going to lie. Put this down. These are just rare crows. I likely duck feather. Right. Always have so much crap on me. Of course. I’m going to sell all of this stuff and let me put these I guess glass calamari. No. Going in the bin. I’m not eating that [ __ ] Sorry, Lionus. Your mail food sucks. Grenade. Oh, hey. Guess we can plant those powder melons. Might as well. And now the cows. I don’t think I fed the chickens. Yep. Here you go, babies. Getting crowded in there. There’s some big old ducks. We’ll head to Clint and crack these geodess open and probably go into the mines. Help wanted. I need herring for a burrito I’m making. Herring burrito sounds absolutely disgusting. Hive mines. Good old hive minds. crack these opens. Got to play Project Zomboy. Call man Bill 42 about to drop less liberate Kentucky of Zomboy. I think that game is uh the whole motto of it is this is how you die, right? before every game starts. I don’t think you can liberate that game. That ain’t how that works. Lobster bisque and hardwood. Those mystery boxes give some nice stuff. I mean, cuz what does this lobster give me? 17 minutes plus three fishing, plus 50 max energy. This delicate soup is a secret family of recipe or secret family recipe of willies. Yeah. Gosh darn. Maybe I’ll go fishing a little bit. Yeah, this is how you die. But you can liberate and still die a hero’s death. Gunther gift. There we go. Perfect. Project Zomboy seems like a lot of work. Zero dialogue in that game. I like dialogue. I like characters, you know. Friday the 12th and Saturday the 13th, a two-day squid fishing bonanza. If you can reach our daily catch targets, you’ll win prizes. Note, any personal items found near the sign will be sent to the lost and found. We got a bonanza tomorrow and the next day. A fishing bonanza even. Gosh darn. We’re going to use this lobster bisque we got. Going to be amazing. Let’s do some regular fishing. Just rain. I was in the shower for one hour. Gosh darn. That’s a long time. Aren’t you always complaining about your uh your grandma and your daddy always not having money, Kevin Scott? A whole ass hour for a shower. A lot of it’s a lot of gallons of water. I mean, you know, for one day it’s not much, but if you keep if you do it every freaking day, gosh darn sea cucumber 21 in new record. Is my Was my rod freaking doing the work for me? What do I have on this? What is that thing on there? The hook. Oh, the hook keeps it in line. That’s what it was doing. It was almost like autocatching for me. I didn’t realize that’s what I was doing. Indeed. Uh you do realize what you’re doing when you hit the like button down below. It’s real easy. It’s a thumbs up thing and it’s like just do it. Yeah. Like look at this. No hands. Ma. Wow. Oh, you got to do it. You got to control it a little bit. But that’s it. I like that. That’s cool. Caring. Fishing in this game isn’t that difficult, right? With all those upgrades and crap because it’s one of the biggest complaints about the game or something is the fishing. But, you know, you can’t catch them all. It’s not like I have a 100 59 inch tuna new record. It’s not like I have a 100% catch rate, but like it’s not crazy difficult. You catch most of the fish you try to get. I guess like some of them might be hard like the legendary kind of stuff, but I’m pretty sure I’ve caught those before and I never really like do much with like the the accessories for the rods. I used to just do fishing raw. I just did raw fishing. No bobbers, no bait, nothing. Just raw. Dog it. Wait till you go fishing in GTA 6. Is that going to be a thing? None of the GTA games have fishing, right? Is GTA 6 going to have it? You’re just chilling out there catching fish? Probably listening to like the radio or something with some good music playing. Hopefully they have a streamer friendly music option. I have food folding tray table in my bedroom. That’s good. I mean, the hook kind of makes it wild. Oh, it’s like Oh, boom. and tuna 50 in. We’re going to be fishing for the next two days in the game because of this fishing bonanza. But fishing is like probably the best way for me to make money, I feel, because I can actually keep doing it. I I like doing it, but I don’t like watering plants and crap ever. I don’t like watering them. I don’t even like setting up sprinklers. No, I don’t want to put that sprinkler down. No thanks. Yeah, we need that Santa hat for the horse though. The Santa hat looks best. Sea cucumber 21 in. Look at all the fish in the water. Shout out to the modders out there making mods like this. Amazing. The reflection of us right there. That’s a mod. Dynamic reflections. Perfect catch. Red mullet 23 in new record. I can’t wait to meet Kent. He’s the real man of the town, I think. I don’t know. I don’t really know him too well. Kent or is it Ken? Whichever one it is. He’s coming home from war very soon. War. War never changes. New record. Tuna 61 in. That’s a big boy. Dad’s taking me to GameStop tomorrow because it’s a hot chance of rain. What you mean? High chance of rain. What’s wrong with rain later today? High chance of rain tomorrow. I like rain. He’s going to be like Daniel from The Walking Dead games. Which one’s Daniel? Who’s Daniel? Daniel man, check out the playlist on the channel, The Walking Dead. Amazing series. We played all of it. Fully live streamed, fully edited. But yeah, Al, if you still right there, boy or sir, no disrespect. Uh, I I’ve been thinking about Project Zomboid for sure. I just don’t know. Like cuz there’s no freaking there’s like it’s just so open-ended, you know? I mean, I guess you could just go until you die, but then if I I don’t know. There’s a lot to it. It’s fun, though, for sure. I played played that game probably like a solid I don’t know how many hours. A decent amount. And it is like like a it has like a large cult kind of following as well cuz it’s a good game. Project Zomboy is one of the best zombie games that you can uh get today. Even though, you know, it kind of looks I mean, it looks fine to me, but you know, a lot of people like high-end looking graphics and AAA graphics and stuff. I don’t really care about that. But yeah, I mean, it’s been looking better. They’ve been updating it over the years. Got a cult following. But man, I wish they would add some real NPCs and like a story like a story based uh a story a a story mode. They should have like a an actual story mode and not the challenge modes. Fishing tackle wore out. Like the challenge modes where you start off like in a burning house and stuff. That’s cool. But I mean like an actual story would be nice with NPCs and dialogue and then you like run into random NPCs like based on like whatever AI they use. Get NPCs to help you. Maybe there’s a chance that they’re trying to murder you. Like I like stuff like that, but Project Zomboid as it is now is just mostly about building stuff in a zombie apocalypse, which I mean it’s more way more complicated than that, but new record squid 47 in. Been rewatching so so it’s fresh, right? Yeah. The army in season 3, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, Daniel. I I want to like actually used to Oh, dang. That was the first first one I missed. First fish. I actually used to watch like a lot of my streams back in the day. I used to rewatch them quite a bit like just just to kind of see. I don’t know like cuz like for improvement, you know, stuff like that kind of this just to see how things go. I guess I was learning. I would I would rewatch a lot of the stuff. I would stream and like I I would enjoy it. I’m not going to lie. I enjoy my own content. Like I can watch my own stuff and just like have fun and like look at like watch the story and how the story plays out. To me it’s fun which I have to do a little bit like maybe like an episode of Mass Effect 3 cuz we have to get back into that and I’ve forgotten a lot of it already and it hasn’t even been that long. I only stopped because we started the Oblivion remaster playthrough and went 70 straight hours into that boy. Enjoy the rewatch. Heck yeah. Check out the playlists everybody on the channel. Bunch of dope full walkthroughs of games, main stories most of the time. A lot of the time side quests as well. Let’s get home now. We’re going to be fishing tomorrow, too. The fishing like cuz I don’t know. The fishing mini game is like the perfect kind of uh like it keeps you I I mean I kind of explained it in one of the other live streams, but it kind of keeps you in the zone because it’s not it’s kind of difficultish, but it’s not super difficult. So, like you can you’re focusing on it, but you’re not you don’t have to focus too hard. You can just like have a conversation as you’re fishing. I like that. It’s a good mechanic cuz it’s not something where I’m just casting it and just letting the game do it, which is fine in a lot of games. I actually don’t mind that in a lot of games, but I just I really like the way it’s done in Stardew. Enjoying yourself is important. If you can’t enjoy yourself, then others won’t enjoy you. Yeah, you got to love yourself. It’s got to start from within. That’s for sure. That’s why it’s like I mean because like a lot of people do similar content online like gaming stuff but and everybody’s brains is different, right? I’m you know I’m not jud I’m not out here judging people but I’m I swear a lot of people’s stuff is so boring like like I’m like I’m giving them a chance man. That’s why I usually stick with people like like I watched Oxhorn a lot. I watch him live stream a lot. I think his style of live streaming is pretty good. Although he doesn’t interact with the chat very much, I don’t think uh like pretty little except like at the beginning of his streams. He he’d do it for like 40 minutes or something like that uh at the very beginning. But yeah, I mean like the the style I mean is just like constant talking. You got to constantly talk for me. for me for like what I like if I’m going to watch someone’s live stream, they have to be talking like a lot for me to enjoy it. Otherwise, it’s like I like cuz there’s a lot of down moments and I’m just sitting there kind of also like just feeling like the down moment and I’m like, “Yeah, I’m just going to dip out here, you know?” Also, 27 in is good enough for gaming monitor. Yeah, I have a 27 inch one right here. And like I think this the one on my left is like 24 or something. Or is it? No, it’s I think they’re both 27. Yeah, they got to be both. I don’t know, man. It doesn’t matter to me. You think a lot about that stuff, huh, Kevin Scott? All the little little things like that. I don’t care about my monitor size. Don’t give a crap. If it works, it works. Okay, throw that trash in there. Forgot to do that last night. I love to throw trash in there. I don’t think I need I’m going to keep the duck feather. It’s kind of worth a lot. You never know. Red mullet. We’ll keep one of these for Ocean Fish Community Center. See cucumber. Do people like see cucumbers in town? I think so. I think they like the super cucumber squid ele. I am researching the forgotten art of shadow divination. I require an item known as void essence. Bring it to me and you will be rewarded. M Resodius Wizard, right? We have more of these as well. Just keep planting more and more. This is the bane of my existence is farming. My grandpappy left me a farm only to discover that I hate farming. Gosh darn. But you a boy’s got to do what a boy’s got to do. I do I don’t mind the greenhouse. Like for me, the greenhouse is is fine. You set up sprinklers in there. That’s when I like it cuz then it’s all automated. You don’t you don’t got to worry about the season as well. Nothing. You don’t got to think. I like that. I like not having to think. That’s fun. Feed these girls. barn upgrade. I’m going to do that. Oh, we have the 25,000. Oh, gosh darn. Gosh darn. We’re going to the desert soon cuz I’m going to spend the whole 25 grand on the last piece of the vault. Yeah, we’ll bring this void essence to him. the wizard. I feel like before any time I would get to the desert, by the time I would unlock it, I would, I think, have already been at the bottom of the mine, the one over here, cuz we’re going to have another mine over there we can go down, which is like a different mechanic. Kind of kind of the same, but it’s endless, I think. Yeah, greenhouse. That’ll be nice to have again. Maybe I should be Oh, a train is passing through. I should chop some of this grass. Get that sickle out. Just been sitting in here. That bait. Maybe I should use a tent kit. I’m going to bring that with me. Oh, is our thing full? No, it’s not. There we go. The haze popping up now. Don’t run want to run out of hay. Need to feed them animals. How easy this is, too. I haven’t done it just cuz I I just haven’t wanted to do it. That’s right, Bobby Lee. That’s right, girl. It’s satisfying. I could do this all day. I could do this all freaking day indeed. If you haven’t hit the like button, you can’t do that all day. You can only do it once per day, but once per stream, which is basically once per day. Check out the live stream schedule on the website, www.coin.cc/scchedu. CC/ schedule. Need a John Deere. Yeah, I think they have tractor mods and stuff. Maybe we can get into the industrial side and and get the Caterpillar stuff. Just big old machines out here. We’re basically a big old business. We run the whole town. We need to do construction on this farm. I It’s looking way better just clearing the grass. I mean, look at this. Yo, god dang, it’s so much better. And I love the grass. I love how it looks. But it only looks good if it’s contained. If it’s not contained and it’s running wild, it looks terrible. I mean, I guess it’s like people’s lawns, right? It’s running wild, it looks terrible. But if it’s if it’s manicured, it looks better. The lawns are useless anyway. A lingod frenzy has begun in town. Yeah, right. Right, right. We got to do that. Uh, void essence. That can wait. He doesn’t need it right now. Oh, this one too. All right, let’s make more gold bars. Might have enough soon, maybe. Oh, no. I’ve been using them for uh stuff. Oh, blacksmith. We need to bring that. We’re going to bring that to community center along with that fish. Bring two void essences. Cool. Good enough. Did I pet Bobby Lee? We got to visit the traveling merchant as well. Even though we have barely 25 grand and I need to go to the vault with that. All righty. Yeehaw. I kind of wish I chose a different farm layout, but maybe when we add Stardew Valley expanded, we’ll choose that farm layout and then uh you just have to like move the buildings or something and use like a a bush kind of mod to reset the bushes for Stardw Valley expanded. Big old expansion pack basically. Midnight carp. No, don’t need it. Blueberry truffle. Helen lobster Ellen little photos. This furniture can’t Oh, I like that. It’s only 250. I’ll take it. And it didn’t even put us below 25k is fate. Lionus. Let’s bring him a gift. We’ll get him to 10 hearts. Demetrius as well. Maybe birthdays. Squidfest. And the book seller is here. The book seller. Huh. Let’s go to the community center. I think the bus stop is the best thing to unlock right now with the bus. Feeling a little lucky today. I hope these things are going well for you on the farm. Yeah. Yeah. Lose. I don’t like you, man. Don’t talk to me, mayor. There we go. What else did we have? 25 grand as well as gold bar for this. Boom. Bundle complete. Mine carts shall be repaired. Furnace. This is the first room. Room. This is the first room we’ve completed. We are the Junimos, keepers of the forest. Oh, so nice. Oh, I forgot how nice this place looks once you start fixing it up. Amazing. And another one. Look. 25 grand. I’m rich, [ __ ] Boom. Now I’m broke. Oh, crystalarium. That’s why I kept my beautiful diamond. The one diamond we got on an unlucky day. It was an unlucky day. We caught a box of diamonds. Well, it was one diamond, but yeah, we can duplicate our diamond. Just keep duping it. That’s what the crystal is, right? This house was empty for years. The trees moved in and so did we. So nice. Look at that. Two ass rooms complete. Close to getting. We have these fish here. Two more in there. One in there. Synth diamonds. Yeah. I mean, it’s just like compressed carbon, man. You know that how it works? We’re just making these fake ass diamonds. They’re the same thing. Nobody can tell the difference. Yeah, we can get a coconut because the bus stop shall be fixed very soon. As well as a cactus fruit. So, we don’t even have to get these maple or pine tars because those will take like six more days. Goodbye, Dunimos. Look at that. Yeah, the stars going on there. They’re following me around now. They know I’m a good man now, huh? Beautiful music. Just soak it in a little bit. Let the track play. It’s so good. Did you hear that, Horsey? There’s beautiful music in there, girl. Yeah. Insert a gem of your choice and it will grow copies. Yes, let’s do that immediately. It’s already 5 10. Wow, we’ve been running around everywhere, huh? I’m trying to do that fishing frenzy thing. Such a vibe. Yeah. O, the music is the composition is just so right. My ears love it. And it’s it’s also satisfying in the sense that stuff like that, like the music playing happens when you did something impressive like rebuilding things that were very expensive. Put this crystal crystalarium over here. I want to flex on these fools. Like I’m going to put my gems right here next to the shipping box. I know you ain’t going to touch my gyms, you gosh darn sons of [ __ ] you know, cuz I got the shotguns on the farm. The townies don’t got weaponry. Maybe Kent when he comes back from the war. Okay, what did I need? My diamond. Where’s my diamond? Where you at, girl? Oh, I need this in the die thing. Uh, in the uh Let’s bring it with me. Where you at, girl? There you are. Oh, who’s a beautiful girl. Yes, you. How long is it going to take? Requires one coal. I didn’t know that was a thing. Get one coal. What? Oh [ __ ] Oh, that’s my furnace, dog. What? Oh, god damn it. What? That was not what I wanted to put down there. That’s a furnace. Yeah, crystalarium right here. There you go. It doesn’t require the coal. The crystallarium. That’s why I was so confused. 4 days, 13 hours. So, yeah. 4 and 1/2 days. five days. I put the furnace down. I definitely want to maybe I’ll build the shed for like furnaces. We’ll build like a little blacksmith section something rather than have them lined up like this. Looks like trash. I know the farm looks like trash right now. We’ll get it fixed up once we have the means. In my opinion, you shouldn’t be tricking stuff out until you have the money to do it. You know, we’re out here being broke as a joke. We can’t be spending money like we got it because we don’t. We have 170 gold. Missing the whole fishing frenzy thing. I I don’t know how many they want us to catch. It’s a certain amount. Indeed, we do have a certain amount of playlists on the channel for a bunch of games. We’ve played whole bunch of cool games. So many. Like, we’ve played so many that it’s hard to even Yeah, I couldn’t even get him around. Let me not Yeah. Go around. I definitely I’m going to get that mod to where it lets you squeeze through things like down here, too. like I want to go down this way, but you got to go this way. And I kind of understand like sometimes you can’t take horses to certain places. I get it, but it’s pretty rare, you know, when you’re out in nature. Squid fest. Oh, look at this squid chef. Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just here for the bulk squid prices. Welcome to Squidfest. What can I do for you? Get rewards. You haven’t earned any rewards yet. All right. One, three, five, and eight. Explanation, please. It’s a squid fishing challenge. If you can hit our daily catch targets, you’ll win prizes. Check the sign to the left. We also have put special bait in the water so the squid are active all day. All right, then. Let’s do this late. Maybe we shouldn’t use this stew until tomorrow. There’s another day of this. I don’t know how how did all the time pass already. That’s like real life, right? Time just keeps passing. Like what the heck did I even do today? Get this. Got it. geode and magma geodess. I don’t have any totems left, so I can’t teleport to my farm. But I do have my tent kit on me, I believe. Can we sleep out here? Apple core. Oh. Oh. Oh. What you doing down there, dog? Come on now. What you think you’re doing? Huh? Getting caught, squid. Boom. And we got a geode. We got one. What’s funny is like the squid are active all day, but I came here at night cuz we lost all the time. And squid are always out at night. There’s another one. And another one. 45 ines 3. Let’s keep it going. 1000 p.m. Perfect. new record on that albaore. I think it said like 41 in or something. A perch frenzy has begun in the mountains. Okay, use the last piece of bait. Almost level 9 fishing. Getting there. This is an RPG. It does have stats and XP. Gotcha. And stone. That’s like a challenge, right? Can you play Stardew Valley by only fishing? And you can only get things from fishing, like stone. If you need stone, you can’t break. You can’t use a pickaxe. You have to fish for stone. Oh, that’ll be freaking hard. That’d be a challenge for sure. I feel like it would be. Yeah. I mean, can’t imagine how it couldn’t be. Squid again. There we go. Four. Is does it keep track between both days? It’s getting late. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, dang. 200 years. Yeah. I mean, some people like the thought of that, though. I mean, think about how much time Bobby Lee put into this game. That single farm he had was just one farm of many. cuz he’s like had playthroughs where he’s married like every character or something. Maybe not everyone like but like all the girls. He like all the girls except for uh like one of them. I forgot which one. Oh, 1:00 a.m. Boom. Did you see a speedrunner playthrough of Stardew Valley? No. That’s a thing. Oh, like the grandpa’s farm perfection or something. Speedrun. Is that what they would do? We have five squid. What’s the thing? Eight. Get rewards. 20 deluxe bait. 10 winter seeds. Dish of the sea. This will keep you warm in the cold sea air. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Cool. Pearl. 2500. A rare treasure from the sea. And some coffee. Let’s throw the coal out. Wow. And you get the reward. Oh, so we only need three more to get the final rewards out of there. Oh, yeah. Let’s use this. I’ve never used this tent kit. We can probably make it home with the horse, but I’m going to use this. How do you do it? Wow. Yo, I got a tent. Yo, you freaking fisherman. Y’all ain’t sleeping in my tent. Stay out. I should have put it near the fire. Go to sleep for the night. That’s amazing. And the bus is being repaired. Look at the Junimos going to work. It was funny when Eric told Bob he’s hit perfection and Bobby was like, “Thank you, sir.” Yeah, thank you for saying that. Thank you. The speedrunner harvested one potato from mixed seeds and said, “Done.” Interesting. Wow. I love sleeping there. Look, and you wake up the next morning not in your own bed or nothing either, which obviously makes sense. But I didn’t know what was going to happen. Although, we still need to go back home. We’ll come straight back. My fingers are frozen solid, so I’m just going to enjoy a hot cup of cider over here. Good luck out there. Right, inventory full. That’s why I need to get home. Here’s the twin sisters that fish. We’re famous fishing sisters. We’ve been fishing squid since we were kids. N Well, you’re still kids, girls. That’s why I’m going to win the competition again. All right. So, it does reset the next day. Oh, there’s more. It’s two, five, seven, and 10 now. Interesting. So, we missed the the mark yesterday because we didn’t get here early enough. And now my horse isn’t here. He went home. Camping with coin. Yeah, I do love me stuff like camping and bushcraft and just living the the life of a man. That’s nice. It’s fun. Get these things sold. More bait for fishing. And let’s get these things in here. The town shall be eaten. How much is that batch? 750 1807 150 16840 140 Calculating Calculating 154 Calculating 140 Calculating Calculating 40 10 Calculating Calculating Okay. Yeah, I wasn’t calculating [ __ ] dog. Y’all thought I was adding that up? Hell no. I do no freaking mathematics right now. We played bully to do that. And we even failed sometimes. It’s a lucky day today. Enhance. Oh no, you can’t go through this way. Gosh darn freaking gosh. Yeehaw! Let’s go, girl. We about to win this whole thing now. The king is back. Let’s go fish next to the girls. We did that last time in the river. There’s our crab pots as well. We have bait on here or what? Let’s Yeah, let’s put the bait on there. 24 deluxe bait. Max slap. Bingo. Bango bongo. That’s a red mullet. 23 in. You see that catch, girls? It ain’t a squid, but it’s better than what you’ve been catching, which was nothing all day, huh? Y’all girls ain’t catch [ __ ] Just got to taunt the girls. It makes them stronger. Everybody casts short. Huh. I wonder why that is. I’m sure Eric Baron has thought of it. Like everybody casts right in front of them. There’s there must be a reason for that. Whereas we just be slanging that thing way out there. This feels like a squid. It’s not. It’s a sea cucumber. Yeah. Too easy to be a squid. I don’t want to leave the Congo. Bingo bango bongo. Having fun in the jungle. This ain’t no squid right here. This a lazy boy. Who’s lazy? I didn’t even move. Freaking herring. 21 inches. See cucumber 19 inches. I’m trying to fill my glass with water, but I I never give myself a moment. I’m getting thirsty. The salty sea water is making me real thirsty. Let’s grab that treasure. Boom. Sardine and wild bait. A unique recipe from Lionus that gives you a chance to catch two fish at once. Wow, Lionus is a freaking genius, dog. What the heck, Lionus? You gosh darn son [ __ ] I didn’t know you was actually smart. Darn. Don’t forget to hydrate. Full sand. Yeah, just bomb them. Don’t worry about the consequences. Almost level 9 fishing. We’re such a fisherman. I didn’t expect it. They’re catching something. It looks like they’re almost catching something. Their little body started jiggling. We still haven’t got one dang squid. Let’s go check on Willie real quick. Is he in his shop? He’s Oh, two fish at once. Boom. Freaking Lionus. There’s Elliot. I’ve been doing a little indoor exercises since it’s often too cold to go out. Nah, you can work outside. You can work out outside when it’s cold. Actually kind of easy. What goes in here? Trash. You have trout soup, fish smoker. Interesting. Sturgeon bait. Sonar bobber shows what fish is on the line before it’s caught. That’s kind of cool. Sonar treasure hunter bobber. Fish don’t or tackle fish don’t escape while collecting treasures. Also slightly increases the chance to find treasures. Interesting. Very interesting. and the training rod. It’s a lot easier to use than other rods, but can only catch basic fish. Yeah, if you’re bad at fishing, you got to use the training rod. You got to train in this game. It’s like the only game mechanic that can be considered like difficult probably. So, you got to train. Let’s get that uh sonar bobber. That seems very nice. Yep. Seems like it’s accurate. It was indeed a C cucumber. And this one is an albaore. Tuna. Yep. Well, Albaore is Tuna technically, but I think Tuna and Albakor are different in this game. Castaway. Yeah. Good old What’s his name? Uh, Wilson. Wilson. Tuna. I like how Willie comes out here to fish, too. It’s noon. It’s the afternoon. Willie, you should be in your shop right now. I don’t have to be in my shop cuz it runs itself. Check out the merch on the website, www.coin.cc. Yeah, Tom Hanks. Uh, his little volleyball friend. Seed jelly. Oh, yeah. You know what? I never used I didn’t eat this food. Let’s do that. It increases our fishing. I should have been doing that for a while now. So many people fishing. I love these little mini events, too. Yeah, the bar is bigger because our fishing is now plus three. There’s a squid. 47 in. Finally caught one squid. Oh boy, there’s another one. And another one. Oh god. I mean, the squid are like the harder ones to catch for sure. Oh sh boy. Come on now, boy. Oh no. He trying to hit the bottom. You’re trying to hit the deck, dog. Nah, dog. Gotcha. Son of a gun. 39 in. We’re almost level 9. One spec away. One more fish. treasure and fish and level up. You’ve got some new ideas to sleep on. We also have two rubies. Beautiful. And a fire quartz and five deluxe bait to put in there. Only two today. We caught so many more last night and we came super late. Oh no. Dang. Wanted that treasure. Bardine. We have too much junk. go sell some stuff and come back. We need treasure. We need those prizes are really good. It seems better than the trout derby from I think it was springtime or summertime. Oh, watermelon is almost ready. I still have to water that as well. I think it keeps the counter. It doesn’t matter if you sell them. I’ll just keep them with me. We’ll sell one of these rubies. Give one to Gunther. Not going to duplicate it cuz the diamond is what we’re doing unless we make more crystalariums, which is an option. But I think they require quite a bit of uh stuff. Maybe I should plant these winter seeds. There’s enough time. I guess we’ll do a little bit more planting. It’s kind of uh useful to farm in this game. Put this down side. Look at this photograph. Every time I look at it, it makes me laugh. Nickelback, right? Good old Canada. I didn’t do I didn’t even do the pet stuff today. Oh my god. Gosh darn chickies. You’re so needy every day. Can I get a helper to like pet all these chickens every day and stuff? Man, it’s like I own the ranch, man. You know, usually you get ranch hands to do stuff like this. Why is the owner doing it? Okay. The cows as well. Sewing our seed. You reap what you sew. Hidden Valley Ranch. Not a sponsor. Let’s milk that girl. There you go, girl. You’re such a cute girl. You, too, girl. You look just like the other one. I’m a cow. You’re so cute, cows. And Ellie has like uh on on Nexus Mods, the person that makes like skins and stuff for animals, like artwork. Super nice. Way nicer than the default ones technically, but the default ones are great, too. Yeah. Okay. Coin, do you think it’s normal for a middle school lunchroom to have a bathroom? What you mean in the middle of it? What? There’s a toilet in the middle of the room or what? Cuz Yeah, that’s not normal. Let’s get back to the uh the fishing thing. We only got two today, which is real sad. But I suppose it’s going to pick up at night. Even though it you can catch the squid all day during this derby. At night, I think it’s just accelerated or something cuz we caught a lot more last night when we got here. We’ve been ignoring all of the town just so we could fish. It was for teachers only. I don’t know, man. And I don’t know what you’re asking here. Let’s catch these gosh darn fish. Got to get a brown cow so you can get chocolate milk. Yeah, imagine that stuff coming out brown. Gosh darn. It’s just a little bit of blood mixed in that milk, I guess. Indeed, if you haven’t gone on down there, uh, hit the like button. Stardew Valley is great. It deserves all the likes. Oh boy. Got your boy. What’s up? What’s up, dog? There’s another one. 45 in squid. We got three. There you guy. That freaking guy. He said got a bite. And so I thought I got one. That’s why I pulled my thing in immediately when he said that. seaweed. I want all the prizes, please. Halibet 34 in new record. There we go. Squid. Squid game. Come on. Dang, there’s another one. Screw the treasure. Get the squid and the Oh, not quite. Maybe I should cast short. Okay. Nautilus fossil, your fishing tackle has worn out. Dish of the sea. What was I trying to do in here? Speed, not speed. I guess I was just going to cast short. Hell of it. There’s a squid. You a squid? Yeah, you a squid boy. I know. I know your movements. Right to the bottom there. Trying to juke me. Gotcha. Treasure chest. Wow. It’s loaded with treasure. This is sure to fetch a good price. Five grand. Wow. And a diamond and two coal. Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas. I was talking about the bathroom, by the way. You still on about that bathroom? I still don’t know what the heck you’re trying to ask me, dog. It’s a bathroom. Bathrooms are normal. There’s my freaking answer for you. They’re always normal. Nothing wrong with bathrooms, sir. Score. Yeah. Wow. Five grand. Insane. We got like a good chunk of that community center vault money back. Get this treasure obtained. I love fishing ele. That’s okay. treasure. So much treasure. I love it. A plumber. I don’t think he’s asking about anything technical because I know a little bit about bathroom stuff. I suppose I know how to lay down some pipe if you know. Anyway, I love live streaming, dog. And I love Stardew Valley. We got five. 10 is the 10 is what we need, but I don’t know if we’re going to get 10. That weren’t no squid, that’s for sure. A lot of aridium quality stuff though, which is good. That’s more money on top of the five grand. The five grand is going to be measly compared to the fish money we make. Oh, treasure. Put corn in the bathroom and lock the door. That sounds like bullying. Ain’t no bullying around these parts. Don’t be a bully unless you a [ __ ] If you a [ __ ] go ahead and bully people and you’ll learn. Come on now. Yeah, he’s trying to catch one, huh? I already got five. Boys, can I put in timeout, please? No. No, you don’t get put in timeout upon request, sir. You best keep chatting, dog. What’s wrong with you? Uh, I’m like I’m like the anti- streamer. I’m like anti-sensitive, you know? Is like aren’t you like banned from so many streamers live chats? Like I don’t know, man. I’m just built different, I guess. Another squid. And another one. Nice. Getting late, though. I don’t know, man. Dang. I don’t know what the another the other numbers are. Maybe seven. Calamari rich. Yeah, people do love them some seafood. It’s a big industry. Being a fisherman is way more relaxing than being a farmer. Ever had squid? Had it while it’s still alive? No, not while it’s still alive. I’ve had like fried squid, like street food in Singapore. Boom. New record. Squid 49 in the universe provides 7. We ain’t getting to 10 tonight. It’s already 12:30. Get rewards. What you got up in here? Trap bobber causes fish to escape slower when you aren’t reeling them in. Trash bobber. No thanks. Imagine Imagine taking your prize from him and throwing it in the trash can. Winter seeds. Cuz I have no space. But you know, we got another treasure chest. That’s two. That’s 10 grand. This was super productive fishing. Insane. Triple shot espresso. Ooh, even better than what we got in there. Let’s um I guess we can throw out the Go Jacola. This should see that’s another one. We have two. And then winter seeds. We’ll take and we dipping out. Let’s go, horsey. Gety on up now, girl. I got you some biscuits. Move, girl. It’s Elliot. Move, dog. What’s wrong with you? Why is he out so late? What was he doing? Oh no. Maybe I should have went up. I feel like if you go up, it’s faster cuz then you don’t got to go through your whole farm. Cuz the town definitely isn’t this far, like this distance. There you go, Bobby. Little pet on your head. Get some sleep. I should have sold more of that fish, but that’s fine. Level nine fishing plus one fishing rod proficiency. Even just from that day, 6,300 plus the 10 grand on top of the fish we have. And chocolate cake recipe today. Nice. The queen of sauce. Greetings. It is I, the Queen of Sauce, here to teach you a new mouthwatering recipe from my secret cookbook. This week’s dish, chocolate cake. What better way to spend these cold winter nights than digging your way through a rich chocolate mountain? With my help, you’ll be well on your way to creating the finest cake you’ve ever laid eyes on. Now, you’re going to need a lot of sugar. You learned how to cook chocolate cake. Harvey’s birthday. And traveling merchant. Do I want to keep any of the fish? Maybe I’ll keep a couple of the squid in here. We’ll make some squid. We got another diamond as well. Gosh darn. We’re so freaking spanking rich now. I mean, not really, but we’re getting there. And we’re doing it in like a not a lazy way. We’re not being lazy. We’re just being inefficient in a lot of ways. But it’s still we’re still making a lot of progress in my opinion. Hey. Hey. I found this in a drawer somewhere. Thought you could use it. What’d you give me? A beer. You found a beer in a drawer. Interesting. Can I throw it on the ground? Dang. Um, I shouldn’t have opened that, huh? What? What is artifact? Ancient sword. Oh, that thing’s worth nothing. Throw it on the ground. Welcome back, Lit Gaming. 10k in a day. Yeah. Heck yeah. Yeah. I wouldn’t drink that actually. When uh who sent me the thing, the food? Was it Lionus? I He sent me food. I threw it into the shipping bin immediately. I was going to eat that crap. Yeah. Beer. No. Get in there. Boom. Look at that. Uh the fish. Sell all that. I’ll sell the duck feathers. It’s fine. The two treasure chests. Boom. Look at that. We’re going to be loaded. And not the diamond. We have another diamond being copied, duplicated right in there. And that’s good for now. Another letter. Starting tomorrow, a traveling merchant fleet will dock at Pelican Bay for the nearly night market. The market starts at 5:00 p.m. and will be in port for the next 3 days. Please visit the beach after 5:00 p.m. to join the festivities. There’s free coffee. Yeah, you get free coffee and there’s fishing. I think you have to pay for it, but you get a lot of fish. And like, we’re going to fish again. I love it. I love fishing. I’m glad I like it because during the night market, the fishing is the best thing to do from what I remember. It wouldn’t make sense if it changed. How do you make crystalariums? Because it would be cool to have multiple copies upon copies of gems. Be a gem merchant. Like we don’t need gems in Stardew Valley. We need food. Nah, I’m a gem broker. Uh can can I I guess I don’t have the recipe to build one yet, but we just Yeah. All right. Cool. Cool. Cool. Let’s go feed these little h so much stuff in my inventory. Let’s go plant this stuff. Plant these seeds first. Actually, melons might be ready. Oh, one day. All righty. A real gypsy gem broker. Is that what you said? A real gypsy? Yeah. Sometimes I read things in my brain. It turns out to be something different from what was said in reality cuz it’s like my cuz I I read real fast, right? Like in chunks. I just read the whole chunk at once. But sometimes I read it wrong and it changes everything. Uh these winter seeds, 25 of them. 25 pack. Yo TJ, welcome back. Glad to see you, man. You the one of the OGs of the OGs that actually comes back. Gosh darn. Put those in there. That’s our good girl Bobby Lee barking in the background. She’s a real good girl. Perfect. Now eggs. Yeah, you’re basically an OG now. crazy. It’s almost June as well. June I think June 15th or something like that marks two years since I started live streaming. Two years started with Cyberpunk 2077 because Red Dead Redemption 2 was lagging for some reason. I don’t remember. I think I figured out why it was uh later on, but I I don’t remember now. But yeah, I play I was playing Red Dead Redemption 2 for like 40 minutes and it was just so laggy and everything was freaking cuz I just started streaming. This is my first time, you know. Well, technically not. Actually used I streamed like a few times like some Pokemon live streams on a different channel as like kind of like practice runs I guess. Good old Pokemon. Got to catch them all. It’s me and you. I don’t know lyrics to anything. That’s a thing. What else can we sell? These I need the gold bars. Uh artifact. It’s the remains of an ancient sword. Most of the blade has turned to rust, but the hilt is very finely crafted. Just throw that [ __ ] in there. Imagine the blade like slicing into Pierre’s arms. Or who who collects from the bin? Is it Lewis? The mayor? I guess it’s the mayor that does it. Yeah, I guess. Guess that’s right. Freaking statue. Indeed. We also have a YouTube channel membership. Check it out for some dope badges, emoji, and more. Also less ads for members if you don’t have YouTube Premium. Speaking of ads, I have to uh pee. So, we have this new thing that YouTube does and we shall test it out right now. I’ll be right back in just uh less than a couple minutes. Don’t go anywhere. All I want I want you long waited. All I want you waiting and Christ. Hey, hey, hey. And we are back with Stardew Valley. There’s Bobby Lee. Who’s a good girl? That’s you, girl. Harvey’s birthday. We should give him a gift. Let’s see what Harvey likes. Wine. Oh, pickles. Truffle oil. Coffee. Oh, he loves coffee. That’s easy. We got coffee right here. Gosh, darn Harvey. You an easy man, huh? Perfect. Jazzy Jazz. Shane’s gone a lot and Aunt Marne is busy all the time, so I have to invent my own games. I’m thankful for all my toys. Yeah, girl. Oh, she probably has like really broken down toys. They’re real raggedy cuz she’s poor. A baby girl, I feel so bad for you now. Would you be playing Mind’s Eye? I don’t know what that is. Hey Google, what is Mind’s Eye? On the website miriam-webster.com, they say the mental faculty of conceiving imaginary or recollected scenes. used her mind’s eye to create the story setting. Hey Google, what is Mind’s Eye video game? According to Wikipedia, Mind’s Eye is an upcoming 2025 action adventure game developed by Build a Rocket Boy and published by IO Interactive. The game is scheduled to release for PlayStation 5, Windows, and Xbox Series 10 S on the 10th of June 2025. 10th. Interesting. That’s next month. Interesting. Yeah, I might I’ll pick it out. We’ll see what it is cuz uh she What’ she say? I forgot what she just said, but there’s something interesting in there she said. And then she kept talking and I lost my train of thought cuz I tend to listen when people are talking, even if it’s an AI girl. Rainbow shell. Do I need that for anything? I don’t think so. All righty. They released the trailer today. I’m surprised that you didn’t see it. Yeah, IO Interactive. That’s what That’s what I was trying to get at earlier. Uh I don’t know what I mean. That sounds familiar. Hey Google, what is IO Interactive? On the website Mayo World, they say AO helps students understand their potential. Hey Google, stop. Hey Google, stop. Hey Google, stop. An ex rockstar employee created it. I wish that Google thing was way more helpful than it is. Maybe I just need to learn how to ask it questions though. Okay, to Harvey. Yeah, they freaking doxed me that one time. I didn’t even edit that out. Oh, look at Pam. She can take us to the desert. Oh, I think you can go. It doesn’t take long, right? Hey, did you hear about the old bus? Yep. I’m back on the saddle, kid. Feels nice. You’re an alcoholic, girl. I hope you ain’t drinking right now. Let’s go give Harvey his present and then hop on the bus. I want those uh things for the thing. And that is also a thing. It’s called Super Thanks. It’s available if you’re watching in the replay. I appreciate you all day. IO Interactive. I think they created a bunch of computer games. Don’t quote me on it, but I believe so. Yeah, they sound super I feel like we’ve played a game from them on the channel. That’s why they sound familiar in my mind. Try not to make a mess in the house or my mom will flip. Why is mom capitalized? Interesting. He’s like God. I guess that makes sense. Where’s Harvey? Why you got to learn their language there in our country? Speak English. Speak American. Gosh darn it. What I say? Oh, he’s up here, dog. I’ve never been up here in my life. Like, ever. I don’t think I’ve ever been up here in my life. I’ve played this game like a decent amount. I have I had like 200 hours in this game before we ever live streamed it. I don’t think I’ve ever been up here. I could be wrong. I just don’t remember this at all. Harvey looks busy right now. He’s doing something on the radio. It’s a complicated radio broadcasting set. Oh, you live, dog? Oh, dang. That’s dope. You need coffee while you broadcasting? I don’t understand. It’s IO Interactive. Yeah, indeed. Oh, thank you very much. I didn’t expect anyone to know it was my birthday today. Yeah, I have a mod that lets me know real easy. I just look in here in the thing. I think this is a mod popping up the calendar like that. UI info suite maybe because usually you have to like buy a calendar or use the one in front of Pierre’s thing. Hitman. Oh yeah, Hitman. We played both Hitman games and sadly the entirety of the second game is ineligible for revenue cuz all the music in it is ingrained. It’s like incessant in there for some reason in the second game. I like the first game more from what I remember. Like recalling both games, thinking back, I feel like I liked playing the first game more than the second one when we did it. Hitman is under IO Interactive. We still have to play the world of Hitman series or whatever it’s called, but I’ve been waiting for it to be way cheaper. I’d like to put Emerald under my pillow. Please deliver it sometime today. I don’t think I can get an Emerald today, Clint. But I’ll accept the thing and throw the freaking mission out into the trash later. Oh, coin. This is embarrassing. I threw one of your saps you sold us into my com compost bin. Now the whole thing smells horrendous. Where did you find that thing again? Sap girl, it comes from trees. Like the thing you’re standing next to. You understand? These freaking townies. I swear to God. Blood Money is actually the third game in the series, right? Yeah, it’s convoluted, that’s for sure. But yeah, we played Blood Money and um Absolution, which I consider the first and second games, but they’re the first and the second games on the channel and the channel’s lore. We’re building lore on the channel for sure. Okay, come here, girl. There you go. Did I um So, I fed them and everything, right? Yeah. And I was going to the bus stop. We just need to get some cactuses or um some coconut and cactus fruit. Let me in, girl. Buy a ticket for 500 gold. Gosh darn. I forgot it costs money. I spent so much money in the town vault to unlock this thing. And I still have to spend money to take the bus. Yeah, we’re going to do that out in the desert, I guess. Sometimes you have no choice. People just drug you for no reason. Look at this. Like a cat statue. Powdermelon. Oh, there’s a coconut. There’s cactus fruit up here. I don’t know how to get up there, though. There’s one right here. And that’s another bundle complete. Oasis. Uh, a customer. Hi, welcome to Sandy’s Oasis. Hey, you look just like the new farmer that Emily wrote to me about. And the bus line to Stardew Valley is back in service. Oh, I am so happy. That’s Sandy. Yeah, Emily did tell us about her. Here’s another man back here. There’s a camera. bouncer. You look kind of small to be a bouncer, bro. I mean, I guess he could use a weapon or something. See, 150 for cactus seeds, rhubarb, starf fruit seed. That’s it. That’s the one right there. You get a basement, you get starf fruit seeds, you get the ancient fruit seed as well. Whatever you, you know, the other thing for that you grow in fall. Beautiful. That’s what you need. Yep. 400 a pop. I don’t have the greenhouse. There’s no point in me buying this. Ice cream. Oh, yeah. It’s It costs more than it does in town in summer, but you can buy it here year round. Mannequin. That’s cool. You can put mannequins in your house. And coat stands. Amazing. Clothes line. Wall cactus. I love all this stuff. Farmer pants. I love pants. Long dress for Haley. And a large brown couch, which I actually do like the look of, but we won’t spend that money right now. Good times. Good times. Ice cream, man. I love me some ice cream. Gosh darn. Get back on over to town. Oh, look at that. The contrast between the hot desert and the coldness of Pelican Town. Your loyal horse waits patiently for your return. Wow. Thanks, loyal horse. Gosh darn girl. I’ll give you a biscuit one day. Yeah, community thing. Uh, no, not that. This. What do we need here? Oh, right. Uh, aquamarine. I forgot to bring one. And a red cabbage. That’s fine. And we don’t have a red cabbage yet. Enchanters bundle. No biscuits ever. Yeah, it’s so sad cuz they don’t give us the opportunity to feed the horses in many of these games. They just make the horses like freaking lifeless little being. That’s how I treat them pretty much because that’s how the game treats them. Except in Red Dead Redemption 2 where you can actually feed the horses and be kind to them. Boom. Bundle complete. Bridge repair. Autumn’s bounty. That’s good for foraging and defense. A taste of the season. Another room. We are happy to help. It’s not our house after all. Beautiful. Look at that. Oh, nice. So nice. I’m doing all the work in this town. These townies suck. They’re going to use this place, I guess, after I fix it, which is fine. That’s why I’m fixing it. It’s for the townies. I’m not complaining. I’m just stating facts here. Everybody out here being sensitive. Nice. Three more. One, two, three. Yep. Let’s just let the music sink in a little bit cuz this is unique music. It’s just so beautiful. Once you leave, it’s gone. You have the little Junimo following you around. Last time I had two of them following me. We did both of these rooms. It even kicks in. Kicks in. Look, the music just gets better. But wait, there’s more. Yeah. And there’s no skipping like there would be with a Walkman. You’re trying to walk softly with your right leg. Nice. Wow. You got to appreciate musicians and what they do, you know? Ain’t that right, Iser? Got to cuz that’s like a major part of the freaking experience in my opinion is the music. All right, that’s a mission. Do I need to do anything else? I suppose not. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. That’s gosh darn right. Look at these freaking butterflies just glowing in the night. 10:10 p.m. coconut magma. We’ll get those cracked open. I’m not going to plant any more dank powder melons. No more. No freaking more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’ll keep that, I guess, for the mines. Plus two defense, plus two foraging. Yeah. And fishing. Yeah. Dish of the sea. the old dish of the sea, which is decent. Plus one fishing or plus three fishing. Yeah. For 5 minutes. Bridge is being repaired. Making progress. Making progress. How much? We made 16 grand in a day. That ain’t too shabby, won’t you say? Day 15 of winter, year 1. We are now past the halfway point of winter. Slowly approaching year two. Living off the land. Welcome to Living Off the Land. We’re back again with another tip for y’all. Now, listen up. Let’s talk geodess. Geodess are hollow stones that often contain valuable minerals. A blacksmith can crack them open for you for a fee. Now, there’s a different kinds of geodess and each one yields a different subset of minerals. The rare omni geode, however, can contain every kind of mineral. Wow, that’s crazy. Omni geodess. Music is one of the paths to feel and hear frequency. Yeah, you get them vibes. Look at the dog just running in the background. That’s what I like about these dang animals. Just life living. Just beings being What’s up, Bobby Lee? You’re watching me water these? Yeah. It’s hard work out here for a man. Good girls. What do we need powdermelon for? Anything. We need butter. Yeah, right. Milking it dry. All right. [ __ ] [ __ ] Here you go, girls. Eat up. Now got work to do. Get to laying more eggs now. We need more animals. You can get a dinosaur or you can get dinosaurs as well, which is amazing. freaking dinosaurs and slimes. You can get a slime hutch and stuff. Just slap on slimes and you can probably get like one of those slime rings. You get immune to slimes so you can use that slime hutch. I get hurt. Hey, where am I going? Uh to the blacksmith. You found a lost book. The library has been expanded. Crack these open. Celestine, iron ore, jasper, fire quartz. Yeah. Actually, I guess I’ll give that diamond to the museum. Might as well. We have one cooking, another one being copied. So, we’ll have two and then three and then four and then more. with the diamond right here. Ruby right there. Jasper right there. No reward for any of those. Wow, you suck, boy. Mysteries of the dwarves. The dwarves call themselves Smoluanu, which translates to sky people. An odd name for a group that lives deep underground, isn’t it? Another mystery of the dwarves is the advanced technology that they supposedly possess. Evidence of such evidence such as this had led me, despite the ridicule of my colleagues, to propose a new theory. I believe the dwarves are the remnants of a once advanced civilization whose interplanetary vehicle crashed on this planet long ago. I propose that this dwarfish spaceship bore down deep underground and over time the dwarves became adapted to their new underground environment. My colleagues ask why didn’t they come above ground and live on the surface? Perhaps their old planet had thicker atmosphere that protected them from stellar radiation and they simply could not survive in our sunlight. That would explain why they only surface at night to take what they need from our houses. M Jasper. Oh, we just put a Jasper gem up in there. A rock. Wow. The universe. Gimly. What’s Gimly? Hey Google, what’s Gimly? According to Wikipedia, gambling is the wagering of No, that’s not what I said. Google, hey, stop. The intent of winning something else of value where instances of Hey, Google, stop. Gambling does. Yeah, there go. Did it sound like I said gambling? Gosh darn. It’s just too cold to go out much. Oh yeah, but I do enjoy building a snow goon. Yeah, them gooning things. Lord of the Rings. Yeah. Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. That’s why I sounded so familiar. Yeah, Google strikes again. Yeah, and I hope everybody else is striking that thumbs up button again down there and subscribing to the channel for more dope open world games. Uh, what does she like? She likes Oh, she loves pearls. No, pearl is too expensive, girl. I got to duplicate that thing probably. She likes um Autumn’s Bounty. Coffee. We’ll give her coffee or mayonnaise. You like mayonnaise, girl? I don’t like mayonnaise. I got too much of it. I love it in real life. But hey, how’d you know I was hungry? That looks delicious. Heck yeah. Dig in, girl. Just use your hands. H, he loves mayo. I guess everyone’s indoors during the winter, so I can play guitar as loud as I want. Heck yeah. Jam out, Sam. Jam out with that ham out. You freaking son of a gun. Who else do we have? Let’s check the calendar. It’s a lucky day. Maybe I should go in the mines. Oh, night market. Right. I don’t want to go in the mines on a night market night because we need the energy for fishing. Wizard’s birthday is on the 17th. All right. Well, let’s just go sell some stuff on the farm. Maybe do a little bit of organization of the chest slightly. Nah, maybe not. We’ll just sell a bunch of stuff. That’s how we organize. If it’s been in the the bins for that long, it doesn’t need to be in there, you know, it can be sold. You cannot be a hoarder for the rest of your life. At some point, you must realize you have an issue. And to solve it, you make a lot of money in the process. A rare treasure from the sea. 2500. It’s worth more than diamonds. This pearl. Way more. So once that diamond’s ready, how does that work? H Let’s see. Yeah, this chocolate cake still good. I know it’s been in there for months, but I promise you it’s still good. All right, let’s sell this crap. Let’s see. I’m going to keep the star fruits. I mean, like, a lot of this isn’t really even valuable to sell, though. It’s just sitting in here. We need this for the community center. I don’t even want to sell any of this. I’m just hoarding it. I need it. I need it. Let’s sell this. There’s trash in here. Like, I legit put trash in there. Like, why is that in there, bro? What’s wrong with you? Uh, yeah, the fairy rose. Let’s sell that. Let’s just dunk the shirts. Very unneeded. Energy tonic is nice. Let’s keep that with us. They use give the cows chocolate. Maybe they make yoohoo. Yoohoo. Is that how it goes or is that yahoo? Cranberries. Sell it all. Not the clay. We need that. Very nice. Very nice. Ready. That was Yahoo, but close enough. Yeah, basically the same name. Okay, we’ve already done the animals. I don’t think you who had a jingle. Really? Everybody needs a jingle. Think about McDonald’s. I’m loving it. And then they start they just dropped I’m loving it or something, right? Is that gone now or what? I don’t know. But that’s like a very famous jingle. money. So, how does when does a night market start exactly? All right, let’s go to the wizard. and give him a present as well. Uh, he needed the void essence. Let’s give him that and a present. Cool. I don’t leave McDonald’s. I don’t know. They’re right. I feel like you can know things without really having interaction with them in life. Look at old jazzy jazz. Hey girl. One, two, three, four. Oh no, I messed up again. It’s okay, girl. Try again. Heading. All right, I need to be collecting that hardwood. I don’t know why I haven’t been doing that cuz I forgot. That’s a thing. You know what? Now that I think of it, they do still use that dingo. I seen an ad on your stream last night. Heck yeah. Them ads support the channel. You You don’t eat McDonald’s now, but you might soon, man. We got that marketing on luck. One day you’re going to be like, “You know what? All right, I might as well.” You found a lost book. Yeah, I like that dwarf floor. That’s cool. Their spaceship crash landed and they couldn’t really handle the atmosphere. So they little [ __ ] is what we can say. The dwarves in this game can’t take the heat. Stay out the sun. Sun. They have patents to send ads into your dreams supposedly. That definitely sounds like a TV show. I’ve seen Upload, I think it’s called, when people die. And um yeah, it’s a TV series. People die and then they’re uploaded. The night market is now open. Let’s head there. They’re uploaded into basically like the cloud and into like a resort and they live the rest of their afterlife in there. But you have to spend money like people on the outside like that are living have to spend money to keep you alive in there. and comfortable. So, they spend money so you have credits so that you can do certain activities inside of the simulation. Wild. Yeah, the dwarf lore in this game is cool. I like it. I like stuff like that. There’s deepness to the the lore in this game, like the background stuff. I like that we’re going to see Kent pretty soon. Or maybe not soon. It’s going to take a while to get through winter, but we’re definitely going to see Kent tonight as we enter the night market. I’m taking a night off from the saloon for Jazz’s sake. I wish I was old enough to see the mermaid show. I Oh, yeah. Oh, we’re going to see that thing. It’s adults only, girl. It’s a bunch of mermaids with titties or something, right? I don’t remember. Big green cane. Green canes. I specialize in outdoor decorations. Does anything catch your eye? All these canes catch my eye, sir. I love these canes. I’mma buy them. Well, maybe I’ll buy them another night, sir. I don’t have enough inventory space tonight. We get free coffee here, right? Hello there. Care for a cup of coffee? Yes, ma’am. Oh, you received a coffee. It only takes a moment to tap that like button. Indeed. Any good hose in the night market? Farming hose, preferably. Here’s Emily. She’s like a clown. Is that close enough? I think this boat’s my favorite. It’s so unique. This purple one is beautiful. It’s like iridium boat. The music’s beautiful, too. Here’s Abigail. Look at the hairs like that boat. This is so mysterious. I love it. Yeah, she loves misery. Like the mystery of who her real father might be. Can I send Oh, he can send you home for 250 gold. That’s cool. It’s the uh farm thing. Farm totem. Can you smell that? The air is so spicy here. Yeah, I guess it’s the freaking the the gypsies girl, huh? A Lupini original. Not bad. This is not bad, girl. It looks like a clown. Oh, it’s like a duck. I like it now. Famous painter Lupini. I’m selling this painting for 1,200 gold. What do you say? Yeah. Bye, bro. Red eagle. It’s an eagle. I thought it was a duck. Hey, take returns. Uh, I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow. Maybe the mermaid show will calm my nerves. But what if they think I’m ugling? Oh, freaking glint. Winter can be so dreary a season, but events like this make it a a little brighter. I like that she’s here at the night market as well. Oh, octopus. A mysterious and intelligent creature. Is an eagle duck. Yeah, we’ll go with that. It’s what we feel about the art, right? It’s not about what you see and it’s not about explaining what the heck it looks like. It’s about what it makes you feel on the inside. And for me, it makes me feel like it’s a duck. Wool is very expensive. Primal motion. Interesting. Black cobbler sounds delicious. Fiddlehead risoto. Somebody loves that. But I remember that from the Bobby Lee podcast featuring Eric Baron. Nobody loves that fiddlehead risoto. Who was it? Kent. If it’s Kent, I want to buy it. I’m buying it. A thousand. I love Kent or what? Ken. Whatever his name is. He’s coming around year two. I love that man. Bye, girl. Where’s the Where’s the mermaid show? Here. cone hat. A curiosity from a distant land. Cone hat. I don’t know about that. For five grand. That’s a bit much. Little bit much there. Aridium fireplace. Now that’s nice. I like that upright piano. Wow. 100 grand. Beautiful. I like it. These are bongs or hookas? Where’s the uh where’s the mermaid show at? Wasn’t it supposed to be around here somewhere? Maybe I’ll just go down there. Which one of these buildings is supposed to be the mermaid show? Is it on the boat? Cuz it’s not on there, right? Oh, look at that. It was dark. I didn’t see this. Well, well, well. Look at that mermaid. Oh, isn’t this isn’t it? Are they supposed to do something in here or you just watch? Fight the urge to fish while we’re enjoying the show. Oh, wow. Yeah, I love it. Star. Wow. How amazing is that? That’s amazing. Art takes a lot of thought, but emotion comes from those thoughts. Yeah, that’s true. Emotion can come from thoughts, but usually emotion comes before a thought cuz thoughts are formed slower than intuition. Yeah, I guess I can’t go in here. What? What just happened? It’s locked. 5 to 11. Oh, dang. That’s whack. Guess I’ll just fish out here for now. Wrong way. Fish this way. Okay. Bravo. Bravo. Bravo. Or whatever. What did I just catch? Did it just throw it away? It’s getting late, right? We can be teleported back home. Earring. You lash out. Yeah, that’s a lack of emotional intelligence. That’s for sure. Everybody goes through it. Got it. Let’s get out of here. Got a squid. Ski ski. Bye, horsey. Find your way home now, girl. Nice. Day 15 complete. Squid kid. We got six grand that day. Not too shabby cuz we ain’t even trying to make money. We’re just getting it. It just comes to us. New achievement. Homesteader. 250k. Look at that. We’ve made 250k without even trying. I’m sure a lot of people make way more than that by the time they get to this point in the game. But man, who cares what other people do, right? Hi, how are you doing? I hope you enjoy the gift I’ve sent you. Well, goodbye cloth Emily. Thank you, girl. Emily. Yeah, she knows Haley’s going to be gone from the home and she’s going to be stuck alone, so she’s got to be kind to Haley’s husband. Oh, you got me clay, girl. Thank you, Bobby Lee. Clay’s so hard to get. We have so much crap on us. All right, we still haven’t seen the wizard. We should go to him. with that painting up. We spent how much? 1,200 or 2,000? Something like that. There we go. Got it. Magnet. Yeah. Beautiful. Wow. I love it. That is worth every piece of gold. That’s art. Luck will not be on your side today. Oh, we’re getting big old melons. I think that’s pretty lucky. Named for the powdery coating that forms on the surface, this melon is crisp and sweet with a delicate flavor. Oo, delicate. I like that. I like the use of that. I like that description. Good writing as well in this game. Let’s save some of those just because of the writing. That’s right, Bobby Lee. 23 more hours for that diamond is cooking. We cooking. Let’s get more hardwood. After talking to the wizard, we always don’t do that. If you have nothing important to tell me, leave me be. I have much work to do. Well, I have this for you, sir. Ah, you’ve brought it. You’ve earned my gratitude and 1,000 gold reward. Now go. Yeah, but you want another one? Ah, this is imbued with potent arcane energies. It’s very useful for my studies. Thank you. No problem, dog. 1,000 gold in the bank. Does the hat mouse have anything new? I’m not going to him. I went the wrong way. I’m not going to him. Wizard is not pleased. Oh, he will be though. That’s for sure. I’m a pleaser. Whatever it takes, sir. Indeed. Check out the playlist. They’re very pleasing to watch. Whole live stories, fully edited main stories primarily of a bunch of different video games. Where was I going today? Oh, I was thinking about the night market, right? Yeah, we want to go to the night market every night. Let’s go to Pierre’s this Tuesday. Tomorrow he’s closed. I think my hair is frozen solid. They say the bus is back up and running. I’m sure Pam is happy about that. I heard she’s been drinking more after losing her job, so hopefully this helps. Hopefully she doesn’t crash the bus when I’m on it that day. Gosh, darn. It’s so cold. Cuz I wish we had a hot cup of cocoa to share. But you like coffee, right, girl? Yeah. Here’s a hot cup of coffee. It might not be as delicious as cocoa. Hey, how’d you know I was hungry? This looks delicious. Yeah, eat up, girls. Hot. Haley never sees you anymore. You’re always at the night market. You’ve changed, Coin. Sometimes I get new items in stock, so make sure to stop by every so often. Let’s see what you got, boy. You got anything I want? That wallpaper’s beautiful. Pam drives better with a couple of beers. Yeah, that’s what she says. And she nods off. Oh, it’s it’s called powernapping, kid. which is to show romantic interest to all the girls in town. I How do I marry Haley? I forgot. Hey Google, how do you get married in Stardew Valley? On the website Stardew Valley.fandom.com, they say after reaching 10 hearts, the player must purchase a mermaid pendant from the Old Mariner for 5,000 g and give it to the desired partner. The wedding will commence 3 days after proposal unless there is an event already planned on the wedding day in which the wedding will be cancelled indefinitely. Right. So, I guess you can’t get the the trinket in winter cuz it doesn’t rain cuz I think the mariner only comes when it rains. Yeah. 5,000 grams. They want big money. They want the freaking brick. They want bricks of weed. But yeah, that’s what Google thinks is uh gold. Apparently, did you hear? It seems the old town bus started working again overnight. That old thing has been dormant for decades. This is truly a great mystery. What you mean mystery, dog? I paid in like a bunch of money into that vault. Almost a hundred grand or something like that. 75,000 something. I don’t know, man. That was a lot. 50,000 something like probably 50,000 but you know with interest and such we could have had that money in the bank we would have been making a lot on a high interest savings account you know so basically 100,000 pay me back Louiscoin hey girl is anything exciting happening on your farm yeah girl there’s a lot you want to uh you want to check it out sometime Huh? Maybe with a ring on your finger. Yeah, we got to get the old mariner to come around the beach. Let’s go check it just in case. Hi, Coin. Do you want to hang out or something? Well, it’s a good time of year to catch up on all the sleep I’ve missed. What do you like? Do you like coffee? Yes. Thanks. I really like this. Yeah, it’s hot out here. It’s cold out here, man. And that’s hot coffee. Making friends. What do we got? Lionus. What is he? Oh, he likes dish of the sea. He loves it. I just happen to have that, sir. Cactus fruit as well and coconuts. Desert stuff. Those are easy to get for him. But let’s go to Lionus. Making friends. I like your hat, Louisis. Even though you’re douchebag of a mar and I don’t like your ass. I like your hat. Going to be like the final scene in training day. I built this [ __ ] You can’t stop me. I don’t know how he does it. It’s been a long time since I’ve watched that. Denzel Washington though. I know that much. Um Oh, yeah. Lionus would not be in there. He doesn’t have a home. He would not be indoors. A tent is not indoors cuz there’s no door. He’s not in there any Where you at, boy? Let’s check. Ah, here. Yo, Lionus, what you doing in the bath house, dog? You shouldn’t be in here, man. You stink. Even someone like me needs to warm up indoors now and then. I was just talking about how you wouldn’t be caught indoors cuz you don’t have a home. But I guess you are indoors, huh? Even some. All right. Okay. Uh, fish of the sea. Fish of the sea. There you go. This is wonderful. Well, you’ve really made my day special. No problem. Have you been up by the lake recently? I was on a run late last night and I noticed that the old bridge was repaired. Yeah, that was me. Alex, what do you like, Alex? You like anything? Let’s give him coffee. This is cool. Thanks. No problem, dog. Move. There we go. He’s bathing. No, I don’t think Lionus bathes. I think it’s against his philosophy. He’s talking about how I I don’t how I don’t understand his lifestyle. Just because I I point out all the nasty things he does. It’s like, bro, just because I’m saying the nasty things you do doesn’t mean I don’t understand your lifestyle. I’m just saying what you do, dog. What you mean I don’t understand? I freaking understand you nasty. Uh anyway, what is he at now? 10 hearts. Yep. Maxed out. Looks like we’re going to get a friend event with him pretty soon. I don’t know when or how. Maybe it’ll be in this zone. Lionus was at the 69 Woodstock. Yeah, he he was on too much acid dripping balls until he went homeless. Why am I in here? Should I be in here? No, it’s a bad luck day. I’m not going in here. Let’s go check our stats in the adventures guild. Where’s the thing here? Monster eradication goals. Help us keep the valley safe. Dang. Only 171 out of 1,000 slimes. Eight out of 150 void spirits. Anything close. The skeletons were halfway through just about. 99 cave insects. That’s infinite. There’s just an asterisk there. Best sprites only 50 out of 500. One out of 30 douge. Seven out of 60 rock crabs. Wow. Come back when you’ve got something to show me, kid. The night market is now open. That’s what I was doing. Play. There you go. I’m pretty sure you can hit those seashells in the mermaid thing. You’re supposed to hit them in a combination or something. I feel like that’s right. I’ve done it before. Can’t go this way. Yeah, Haley so content. She’s a sweet girl now. She doesn’t mind at all. We spend plenty of time together. Ooh, the vibes. Look, I mean, she’s here herself. Hey, girl. I forgot you come around these parts. The cold air isn’t so bad if you bundle up. Yeah, she looks real bundled. Do we have anything for you, Haley? You like coffee, Haley? Yes. Can I give her this again? You are already dating Haley. I can’t date you. Double date you, girl. Here you go. Hello there. Care for a cup of coffee? Yes, ma’am. Wow, the tech on this thing is amazing. I heard you visited Calico Desert recently. How fascinating. I’m sure you observed many unique life forms on your trip. No, I just picked up some coconuts and cactus fruit. She’s a trench coat on high heels only means one thing. That she’s a posh girl. Is that what you mean, Captain? Ohoy there. Want to take the deep sea fishing tour? It’ll cost you 1,000 gold. Yes, sir. This thing’s going to open up. Look, you can see we’re going deeper and deeper. Look how deep we go. Oh, we always go as deep as we can. That’s for sure. It’s open. Let the rod fly, my guy. And the music kicks in. Reselling our sunflowers. That’s okay. My gift to her means it’s hers now. You know, I ain’t going to expect nothing. Midnight fish 16 in first catch. If you give a gift to somebody, they can do whatever the heck they want with that gift. They can resell it. They can poop on it. They can do whatever they want. It’s theirs, man. You know, we’re deep sea fishing. Don’t ask me how the physics of all of this works, but it’s pretty amazing. Spookfish 16 in is part of the CIA, I guess. Good times. Oh, you a tough boy, ain’t you? What you think you trying to do out here? You trying to not get caught, my guy? Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I got you now, you son of a gun. You gosh darn bum. Yeehaw! Super cucumber. What do we have on here? Nine bait. What is this? A tackle. Can you get treasure down here? Reeling her in. Spook fish. 14 in. Oh, you jumping up. You jumping down. My god. Big frown. Oh, there’s a there’s a sparkling thing there. Has that been there the whole time? I don’t think so. Oh, gone. I should have used fishing food, huh? I guess it’s not too late. There’s only one day left of this. Oh, I only have one thing for fishing food. Guess I’ll use that on the last day then. But I do have sea jelly. Ooh, blobfish. First catch. Look at that thing. They got a dorky looking face. That looks like one of those fish that a Japanese man cared for way back in the day. And he goes in deep sea diving every now and then and it remembers him. He like I I guess that’s probably a real story. Man, there’s a lot of fake stories out there these days. It’s just sad. So sad cuz I’m not going to verify every story that I come across, you know. No thanks. I’m pretty sure that one’s real, though. People making all them goddamn AI stories and stuff, too. Like, gosh darn dog, what’s wrong with you? Like posing it as if it’s real. Jamie, pull that up. Are you sure, Jamie? Yes, it’s right here. Yeah, I love this music. We unlocked basically a new track coming down here. Deep sea fishing. It’s the only place you can get these fish. The spook fish and the other thing we got a bunch of cucumbers in here. a chill track to snooze to, to vibe to. We have just about a hundred people concurrently in the live stream. What does it say? 98. As I try to catch this fish, just vibing. The night market’s one of the coolest festivals in the game. It’s getting late. Think we’ve got time. There’s treasure that’s mine. Got it. Midnight squid. And what treasure we got? Jewels of the sea. We got a book. Fish and treasure chests have a chance to yield rope. And we got copper ore. Let’s throw out what’s beep in here that we have a rock and pine cones. Let’s get out of here. Well, one more fish. We’re okay. We’re okay. Come on. One more fish. One more fish. Come on now. Oh, come on. Come on. Ah, come on. Seaweed, we got to go. There’s no time. All right, I forgot you have to actually wait for him to go back up. Oh no, I didn’t account for that. I don’t know why. I don’t know why I didn’t account for that. Cuz if I thought it would have like if I would have exited immediately, we would have made it. Oh no. And I don’t have a tent kit either. We passed out. Who found us? It was a Georgia mart wizard’s birthday today. Hi, Coin. Good morning. You seem to be doing well. The farm looks great. It’s a ranch girl. So, you’ve been here a while, and I’m sure you’ve acquired some cloth by now, right? Yeah. You’re asking me about the thing you just mailed me yesterday? Well, did you know that you can use cloth to tailor all kinds of clothes? All you need is access to a sewing machine. What you So, you Yeah. And I happen to have one at home. Feel free to swing by and use it anytime. So, she sent us a piece of cloth yesterday. She stops by the farm today and she’s like, “You know what? Have you ever come across cloth? I have a sewing machine you can use.” Come on, girl. You can now access Emily sewing machine. I think that’s an innuendo. To start tailoring, you’ll need a piece of cloth and a secondary item. Experiment and see what unique styles are out there. All right. Thanks, Emily. I’ll try to get along with you more. You’re Haley’s sister. Our diamonds ready. coin. You’re lucky I found you last night. Alas, you were unconscious and someone found someone was searching your pockets. I have no idea how much money they took, but they ran away as soon as I approached. Be more careful. How much did I lose? I don’t even know. Doesn’t matter. Coin. Sorry to bother you again, but I need another favor. I got a new hammer, and I want to try it on a variety of metals. Could you smelt an iron bar and bring it to me, Clint? All right. Fine. I think we have an iron bar. Let’s sell all the fish we caught. That’s money. Money, money, money, money, money. Blobfish. They’re real blobby. Cool. diamond. All right, we got our diamond back. And now we have another one coming. So, we can use this diamond for something. Lionus got that money. Yo, it was Lionus dog. Rick and A. I didn’t even think about it in that moment. I sir Lionus rummaged through our pocket. He lied to us. He set us up basically. He probably been stalking us the whole time cuz he knows how much hard work we put out here. He understands. So he’s like, he’s going to pass out one day and I’m going to get him. I know how Lionus thinks. There we go. Bowl. Fill that up. You got to make sure your animals are hydrated as well as yourself. Oh, they’re angry. What I forget to do, feed your asses, you little smmy shits. God dang it, you little gosh darn. Dang. This is why I need a freaking ranch hand to help me with this crap. They’re so angry. They’re barking at me basically. What about you? Did I forget about y’all? Oh, yeah. I certainly didn’t. Oh, gosh. Darn. The night market thing. Wow. Haley might have been right. I might have been right about Haley being right about the night market thing. There you go. Bobby Lee. We can’t milk them if they’re upset. Yeah. Okay. Aar. Guess we don’t need that no more. And jewels of the sea. Fish and treasure chests have a chance to yield rope. Let’s read that. You’ve learned a new power. Wow. Cool. Wizard’s birthday. Let’s give him what he loves. He loves um something. I do being right sometime. I do be do be right. Scooby-Dooby-Doo iron bar. Yeah. So that’s for Clint. Yes. You know, if you shoot enough shots, sometimes you make it in the basket. That applies to many things in life. Think about what you want. Shoot your shot and get it. Go on and get it, dog. Gosh darn. Give him a solar essence today. Who? Yeah, the farm still needs to be cleaned up quite a bit. I keep not going into the the gosh darn forest for the hardwood. So, that’s basically hardwood going away forever. Wizard first, then Hardwood. It’s his birthday. You got to prioritize the birthday boy. It takes years of study to understand the language of the elementals. Will this help you with your years of study? Oh, is it my birthday today? I guess it is. Thanks. This is nice. To actually speak their language requires a lifetime of devoted effort. All right. Goodbye. How much do you love me now? Four hearts almost five. I love that music. It’s funky. I love the fish in the sea. Or this not this not the sea, but I love the fish in the trash being able to see it. Visible fish mod. Shout out to the modders. Check out the mod list on the website with all the links directly to the modder stuff. There will be snow tomorrow. Let’s give this iron bar to Clint. Did I do all the I think I should get Robin to build something at this point. Sounds like Crash Bandicoot. Never really played that too much. I know moderatorial always played Crash Bandicoot today. Go around. Somehow that old bridge to the quarry is now repaired. I’m shocked. It must have taken a whole team to fix that thing. Who could have done that? That’s my little Junimo slaves. Boy, what you know about them? The forest is a wonderful place. Have you been there? Robin’s project. Hey, I have an idea for a new style of bed, but I’ll need 80 hardwood to make it happen. Do I have to actually harvest the 80 hardwood? Cuz I can’t get 80 in 5 days. cuz that’s how these quests work. Like you have to harvest the stuff and get it, like keep it. What about this biome balance? For unknown reasons, the local population of riverfish has grown to an unsustainable level. I need a local angller to help reduce their numbers. Yep, we’re fisherman boy. Gosh darn. We taking the fishing one. It was Robin versus Demetrius as well. Their husband and wife. Lot of xylophone. Good old fishy fish. I love me some fish to sell for money. Hey, it’s the iron bar I asked for. It looks strong. Perfect. Thanks, Coin. I appreciate this. Hey, what do you need? Well, let’s see. What you got? I need to start upgrading my stuff to gold. We can do a gold trash can. Oh, no. Yeah. some reason it was lit up. Oh, the money’s lit up. I see. Get it. Yeah, we need more gold. Into the mines, but not on unlucky days. Catch 20 river fish. Oh, that’s easy. Easy work. Gosh darn. We’re at a river right freaking now. How about that? The universe provides 20 river fish in five days. You can do that crap in like less than a day. I don’t know. Maybe not. I don’t think. No, maybe not quite. But couple days. New record perch. Especially if we had um Lionus’s food that allows you to catch double fish or whatever it’s called. Oh sh Jesus. We bounce that one off the bottom. You see me bounce that one off the bottom. Gosh darn. I hit that one. Nice [ __ ] Oh god. Oh gosh darn. No boy. Ah, that one was hard. Dish of the sea. Let’s eat this. 20 incoming now. You notice this little line right here? There’s a b little tiny line right there. I noticed it’s like my character clipping through. Got you now, boy. That was the same one as before. Ling cod 39 inches first catch and we got some deluxe bait coal in copper pike 41 in. Yeah, I mean you can probably get 20. I don’t know. I’ve never counted how many fish I’d be catching, but these ones tend to get hard. Look at that. That boy went freaking hard. I just watched a video where they caught 12 fish in an hour. I feel 20 in a day is achievable. 20. Oh, wow. 20 in an in-game hour. Oh, what now? I’m confused. 20 in an hour. It’s going to take me an hour of fishing to catch 20 fish. That sounds wrong. Oh. Ah, I got you, boy. L call 32 in. Oh, real Right. I mean, some people be out there fishing several times as a hobby and never catch one fish. It’s like, you sure this is a hobby of yours? Fish fish it up. Indeed. Don’t forget to subscribe to the channel as we catch the tr tiger trout and fish up more gosh darn fish. Subscribe for more Stardew Valley. Check out the playlist in the description below. River jelly. Nice. Our horses be watching us and munching on snow. Who’s a cool girl? You like that snow, girl? That’s why I parked her right there in that pile of snow. Just for you, girl. I think about them things. Oh boy. Reel her in. Let’s go. You a tough girl, huh? 36 inch link. Can you imagine renting boats and buying expensive rolls and equipment and never catch a fish to never catch a fish? Is that a book? Yeah, I can imagine. But it definitely wouldn’t happen to me. Going to make you world for it. Work for it. World star. How many fish have we caught? Perch 18 in. New record. Biome balance. Nine out of 20. Look at that. We halfway there. Gosh darn. And we ain’t even Well, I guess we’re probably I don’t Yeah, half more than halfway through the day. Just Well, just about half, I guess. I don’t know. It depends on when we sleep. perspective matters and such. There you go. Got you, boy. What’s up? You going to drop to the bottom now or what? You going to drop? You going to drop? Ah, you going to juke me? You going to juke me? Son of a [ __ ] Heck yeah. Reducing the population. This is called Animal Control. I guess that’s what we’re part of now. Also a decent TV show comedy. If you like goofy comedies, like if you like goofy humor, it’s funny. But if you’re not a goofy person, you don’t like goofy stuff, you should probably lighten up. There’s Elliot. I do love some fishing, that’s for sure. Oh, our fishing thing went away. Fishing perk. Let’s pull that out and eat a little bit of river jelly, shall we? Plus one fishing for sea jelly, rather. Fish it real good. Fish it. There’s Abigail. Hey girl. You going to this alone? Boom. Tiger trout 15 in. Y’all like fish sticks. Bream, we’re going to get them all in one day. I tell you what, if I don’t catch all 20 of these gosh darn fish in one day, I’ll do nothing. I ain’t making no bets cuz gambling is for losers. That’s your PSA for the day. Fish sticks. Maybe as a kid. So, you were only a gay fish as a kid. Just watch the Kanye episode where he realized Kim was a hobbit. Good old Kanye. Yeah, that’s an old episode, too, right? It’s old at this point. Very old. Probably as old as time itself because all time is now. Birch 18 inches. Yeah. Good old fish stickicks. Oh, I’m hungry. I’ve been hungry lately. Makes sense, though. Gotcha. Yeah, that fish sticks episode is from like 2008 or nine. Yeah, 2008. That’s when I graduated high school. How the time flies Broken CD. How many fish do we have? 16 out of 20. Oh gosh darn. The midnight oil is burning. We’re catching all these gosh darn fish. Not one of you is getting away. You got to reduce the population so that other fish may live. Another species of animal that live in the river. It’s called science. I believe Deep Demetrius said I believe him. Now I’m watching the PewDiePie South Park episode. That’s an old one. Dang. I’ve never I don’t know if I’ve ever seen that. I don’t even I’ve never even watched PewDiePie in my life. I don’t even know what he’s like. I know his face though. I know what he looks like. Hey y’all. What happened to all the fish in this river? They were here yesterday. I just put them in here. What? He’s obnoxious, but it’s an episode that makes fun of streaming before streaming ever became popular. Oh, is he streamer? Has he always been like a live streamer? I don’t know. Like, I thought he always just made videos or something. Whoops. Is that it? Is that 20? I wasn’t counting. Boom. Heck yeah. For unknown reasons, the low Yep. Hot 1500. Go. Got it. The work is done. And we also get the fish, hun. We also got the live stream schedule on the website www.coin.cc/scchedu. It is also helpful if you watch in the replay because we got filters right on down there all day. Yeah, more water. Water. Don’t forget to hydrate. Very healthy for you. It’s getting late. Let’s put the fish in here. Got a bunch of fish. And we made 1,500 gold. Oh, gosh darn. Amazing. Have a ruby play button. Ruby. Interesting. Collecting all the stones or what? 7700. Not too shabby. Day 18. Feeling a little lucky. Maybe we should go into the mines today. But for now, I need to go into the bathroom and pee out my urine. So, I shall be right back. Do not go anywhere. We have more Stardew Valley coming up in just a moment. Down. Hey. Hey. All I long. Why you keep me waiting? I want And we are back with Stardew Valley, the wizard. Let’s get this stuff watered, shall we? I don’t like to do too much farming. That’s why we always just have such a small plot of kind of Well, I wouldn’t say it’s meaningless. Everything adds up. Everything you do adds up. Just keep doing it. Be consistent and you shall yield prosperous bounty. That works. Oo, Boby’s bowl. I’ve never seen that pop up before. What? Let’s see. What else do we have in terms of festivals? Night markets done. One of the best string of events right there. I love it with the the mermaid thing. I’m pretty sure we could have used the mermaid shells to get a star drop. I think that’s a thing, but I just I just Oh well, it doesn’t matter. Here’s Evelyn’s birthday coming up in a couple days. But yeah, what does she like? Truffles. Yeah, she likes na natural like nature stuff. Good girls. Hello other good girls. I need to pale and we have mail. You’ve got mail. Hi, Coin. Thanks for your help with the fish. Nature is usually good at keeping things balanced, but sometimes artificial factors can cause an imbalance. I’ve enclosed a blueprint from a science magazine that you might find interesting. Demetrius, new crafting recipe, farm computer. Farm computer. Interesting. Another Tom Hanks movie. Well, I I know a couple of recipes. I thought I’d send you one. Maybe it’ll help you mine more ore or something. Take care, Clint. Algae soup. Sounds disgusting. Clint, of course, he would be the one that makes something like that. Who is this right now? Penny. Oh, Mayor Lewis. Dear coin, I would like to give you some information about an upcoming event, the feast of the winter star. It’s a time for the community to come together and think back on all the good times and fortune we’ve had this year. A favorite tradition is the secret gift exchange where everyone in town is randomly assigned to someone else. On the day of the festival, everyone brings a gift for their secret friend and surprises them with something special. This year, your secret friend is Penny. Don’t tell anyone. The feast will take place on the 25th from 9:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. at the town square. See you then, Mayor Lewis. Yeah, I like to give him that that voice cuz I don’t like him. You know, it’s not really a likable voice so much. You’ve got mail. Good old AOL days. People are going to forget. Times are changing. The internet is a completely different place than it used to be. I remember when basically the internet was like directory searches. You just go on a website and you click into folders basically like it’s it’s crazy. Times have changed. And I say that as a web develop developer these days. Penny ain’t going to like her present anyway. I’m going to I’m going to give her something she loves. That that girl’s going to love me so much. I gave him the same voice when I used to play. Heck yeah. That’s what you get. Freaking Louis. I like that it snows a lot, which is makes sense because that’s why there’s always snow on the ground, though. It has to snow a lot. But I like it. It’s awful cold. A visit to the saloon should warm me up, don’t you think? Why don’t you swing by the saloon later for a taste of the be Oh, I’ll be I’ll be joyful. What? Pam, stop drinking. You’re about to drive the bus, woman. 37 grand. Maybe I should go to the desert real quick. I just want to pick up a coconut for Lionus. Well, no. He’s 10 star 10 hearts. Yeah, never mind. I was going to pay 500 gold to get a coconut for Lionus, but nope. You already love me, dog. I don’t need nothing from you no more. She She eventually got it. Good times. Good times. I don’t think I have anything in here that I need there. Oh, artisan goods cloth. That’s the thing that Emily gave us. Haley’s sister. Artisan goods. Oh, it’s not here. We also have something for the dye bundle, aquamarine, but we also need a red cabbage. Well, we need quite a bit more in here. And one large goat milk, right? Maybe I should get the barn upgraded and get some goats. I think I can get goats now, can’t I? Once I get it upgraded. Let’s go to Robin. I forgot my horse as well. Kimchi, and I don’t like no gosh darn kimchi. Not my thing, man. Tastes like ass indeed. Every like does help. makes everything taste a little bit sweeter when there are more like buttons or likes on the button. Um, I should use my list thing a little bit more often. That’s fishing is fishing is getting there. It’s almost at it’s almost topped off. I like that penny thing. What is this? What is she? That’s Penny. Is that the secret gift thing in this menu? Is Or is that just a coincidence that this happens to be here? Interesting. How much does Penny love us right now? Not very much. Probably. It is actually kind of near the bottom. Huh. What does she like? She likes sandfish, Tom ca soup, poppy seed muffin, poppies, melons. I might have a melon, maybe. Oh, she likes diamonds. Maybe I’ll give her a diamond. I mean, I have them being copied, copy pasted right in that machine. And I have one right here. Maybe I’ll just give her a diamond. Unless I have a melon. The universe in HD. Melon. I’m going to give this present to the wizard. I think we gave him two already this week. So, no melon. That’s a pumpkin in there. Yeah, of course you No, Emily. Oh, that’s Penny. Yeah. Dang. Wow. I don’t know why I was thinking of Emily. Why am I thinking of my girlfriend’s sister soup? Uh yeah, no melons in here. Okay. But I do actually kind of like certain things about Emily. I mean, you can find things you like about anyone technically, but uh not Mayor Lewis. Okay. Oh, that in there. No, that pearl. We need to get after we get a diamond out of there. I think I need to drop the pearl in there cuz like the pearl is what you need to be duplicating. I think it’s Oh, it’s not a mineral though. The crystalarium is for minerals, right? Let’s see. Insert a gem of your choice. A gem is a mineral. Is a pearl a gem? I don’t know. I guess we’ll find out. Mineral contact context tag crystalarium_banned. Name is I wonder what’s banned in the crystalarium. I wish I could get more info. Okay, cool, cool, cool. We have a ticket we can use. Let’s get the wood out first. That’s what I wanted to do. Fact, let’s do that. Robin, build me something. Simple man, simple words, simple list, sister wives. H good time. Um, yeah, that gold pumpkin’s worth a lot as well. Let’s grab We might need hard wood. Wood and stone, right? Stone. Where’s the stone at? There. Cool. Let’s ride regulators mount up. There you go. Bobby, thanks for joining in. Okay, Robin. She’s a hard worker. She’s the hardest working one in town. I think a lot of people like Robin a lot, but Demetrius, this bastard’s married to her, you freaking bastard. Another year is almost over. It goes by so fast, doesn’t it? Yeah. Well, I’ve only been at Stardew Valley for about a year, but it went by so fast. Hey, I heard some weird noises last night and woke up this morning to find the quarry bridge completely repaired. It’s a miracle of woodworking. Yeah, the Junimo are magical creatures scroll. It’s called, you know, I we’ll talk about later. Do you have any animals on your farm? Do you have dementia, Demetrius? Hey, upgrade house. Construct farm buildings. Let’s get that barn upgraded, shall we? Deluxe or Deluxe Barn. Yeah. Here. Okay. I’ll start working on your barn upgrade first thing tomorrow morning. Thanks, girl. Love you. But Robin, you’re the best. Your husband sucks, so I don’t know why I married that guy. You found two lost books. Let’s check them out at the library. Help wanted. I need see cucumber if it’s not too inconvenient. Jodie. All right, Jody. The saloon can get pretty lively at night. Sometimes we even put a coin in the juke box. God dang, Louis. That’s why everybody doesn’t like you. Sometimes I even put a coin in the jukebox. Let’s put this stuff away here. Always have way too much crap on me. I don’t like crap on me, man. It’s disgusting. The back of the library smells like skunk. Yeah, cuz uh Penny probably be lighting up there to forget all her woes cuz she lives in the trailer with Pam. And Pam is a trash bag of a woman. Stuffing coin in a juke box isn’t a very nice thing to do. Yeah, he’s a bully. Freaking Mayor Lewis. I mean, I’m pretty sure he’s stealing the the town’s folks tax money and such, too. He’s a bully and a thief. Gosh darn. Yeah, Penny lives in that trailer. She’s the only girl. She’s a trailer girl. She trailer park trash. You know, not to sound offensive. It sounds offensive. I’m not trying to be offens offensive. Highlights from the book of Yoba. Before time, there was only the endless golden light. The light that called out to itself, Yba. Yoba wanted more. Yoba swirled the golden light into a vortex. Yoba swirled and swirled into until a hole formed in the eye of the vortex. From this hole sprung a seed. Ya smoothed the golden light. Ya smoothed and smoothed and the light became soil. Into the soil Yoba planted the seed. The seed sprouted and behold a vine sprung skyward twisting and probing casting a writhing shadow onto the golden void. Genang after 11 days the vine bore fruit. Yaha with knowing wisdom peeled the tough skin off the fruit and saw that the world was inside. And so that is how the world came to be. You know when you have like something in your throat but you’re trying to like just talk it out. It didn’t work out too well. Yo Zaz, welcome. Welcome. How’s it going? Ya. Boba. I love me some boba tea. Marriage guide for farmers. Before you ask someone to marry you, you’ll have to date them for a while first. Ask someone to date you with a bouquet from Pierre’s. When you’re ready to pop the big question, you’ll need that to give them a mermaid’s pendant. Everyone knows what it means when you present them with one of those. It It is rumored that on stormy days, the ghost of an old mariner appears in Stu Valley, clutching just such a pendant. After the wedding ceremony, your partner will move in with you. Remember to treat your spouse well. They still like gifts even after marriage. Paid for by Pierre. Uh, Malala. Malala. I don’t know what that is. The fisherman. Act two. Text. Gordy. Tell me your best fisherman’s story. Gordy. Deep sigh. I’ve caught a lot of big fish in my time and and some that are very rare and difficult, but there was one that I struggled to catch for three days and three nights. I call this fish the legend. He was a huge beast. And the harder I tugged on the line, the harder he tugged back. I let my guard down for a moment. He snapped my boat in two. I have never fished since. text. Do you think anyone will ever catch him? Huh? If this person were a master at fishing and caught all the other rare fish first and made sure they ate the correct kind of food, then maybe. Above all, you’ve got to have respect for the water, son. Son, do you mean your father? Yes, my boy. Dramatic music as the curtains fall. Oh, wow. 101 concurrent indeed. Hey, Robin’s building us something. Mark that off the to-do list. We read all the books. The blacksmith is currently closed. Penny’s going to be our secret gift person that we’re given a gift to. When is that again? Beast of the Winter Star in in a week. Fist of the North Star. Robin Dub building. She’s a man up in here. She’s the real man. You’re pleased, sir? Yeah, I’m pleased, ma’am. Morning. Hi. need something. No, good morning. Let’s go into the saloon. This is usually where people hang out at night. I clean room now, sir. Nice. Yeah, nice game. This game’s amazing. Stardew Valley. One of the best games ever made. Oh, hi. Uh, you want to talk? If you find anything interesting, like artifacts or minerals, Gunther will gladly display them in the museum. He told me he has special gifts for people who donate. Yeah, but I gave him diamonds and gems and stuff, girl. And he didn’t give me anything back. And, you know, I don’t do it for for to get things back, but you know, that’s a lot of money I put into that museum. And he doesn’t care about me. That’s how I feel about Gunther, to be honest. He doesn’t care about the player character at all. He’s just out here robbing you, dog. I’m having a hard time finding fresh food to eat. Well, would you like to eat a cup of coffee, woman? This is a really nice gift. Thank you. Who else likes coffee? Everybody. Pam. Well, she loves beer. I’ll buy her another beer. We have enough money for to buy people a few rounds. I like to be a a nice man. People like to drink. I like to provide them with drink. Let’s buy four beers. That’s our budget for the night. and see what his house special is today. Sashimi 150. Let’s buy those. Somebody will surely like sashimi. Hey, you look like you could use a beverage. So, do you, sir? Do you like beer at from your own bar? He only likes it. He doesn’t love it. I’m not giving you a beer. If you don’t love it, you don’t get it. It must be so cold for the poor fish. No, the fish don’t really feel like that, girl. Not really how that works, Emily. But here you go. Here’s a beard to cheer you up. Boom. Thank you. I’m feeling a positive energy from this gift. New achievement networking. Nice. Nah, we don’t donate artifact. We let trusted people care for them and show them for a price. Goodbye, Zas. Zas, good to have you around. Have you tried the new Jojo Bubler? We were just talking about Boba Tea. I ate two and Oh, in one. Yeah. Wow. Oh, it was food. That sounds disgusting. Bob Lorito. That sounds so bad. I need a little warm me up to be ready for another cold night on the ocean. Oh, here you go. Warm yourself up. What? This looks great. Thank you. Here, you two chain. Oh, wow. Coin. How do you know this is my favorite? Righty. How much are these people loving us? A lot. Abigail’s almost maxed out or at 8. Marmar. Marne doesn’t come to the bar. Well, no, she does. He meets with Pierre and like she just ignores everybody else for good karma. Hit that thumbs up button. Indeed. Indeed. Who wonder who uh brought the burrito to Stardew Valley? What you mean? Who invented it? Here. I’ll do Stewie. Let’s go clean up the farm a little bit, shall we? It’s real messy. Did we? Okay, they’re all good. Sleeping soundly. Good chick. Goodbye. Where’s my scythe? There we go. We need more hay as well. Get that silo refilled. Farming is almost level 10, right? Is that right? Wow. Interesting. Farming is a little bit higher than fishing. Guess that makes sense. The Mexicans, you like burrito? You like burrito, mister? Usually the kids have a little bit better English. They got like the the English accent. Powder melon seed level up 4929 out of 5,000 now. Well, these are almost I guess I should water these. It would have been nice to get that farming level up. I wonder what you do to get XP for farming right now. higher Mexicans. Your farming will skyrocket. Yeah. And we’ll we’ll be rich as well cuz we won’t have to pay them too. Getting late. Would those things ever grow over here? Mahogany tree. Stage one out of five. 1,800 gold. Pretty trash. So, you have to sleep every night. Yeah. Before 2:00 a.m. or you pass out. But you can use tents and stuff outside if you have them. Only ever had one. Traveling merchant is in town today. Robin is on the farm building buildings. Dear coin, I’d like to share an old cooking recipe my old papy used to make. It’s important to fish is fresh. Will it chowder? Wow. Chowder, huh? Hey kid, here’s the recipe for a little treat my papy used to make. Cook it slow. So both Pam and Willie say papy. Both of them said papy on the same day. Cheese cauliflower. Now that sounds delicious. Cheese cauliflower. Huh? Heck yeah. Rocking Robin. He’s a superhero around these parts. Where are the friendship events, though? How do I get Lionus’s friendship event? Maybe I’ll Google that cuz he’s at 10 hearts. I don’t know where to go to activate it. I think sometimes it’s at a certain time of day as well. So, you can miss them quite a bit. And I think you can even see them out of order, the hard events. I’m not sure if that’s right. I think so. Yeah. Under construction. What’s up, girl? I know it smells like manure in here, but this is a ranch, you know. Be patient. I still have a lot of work to do. Oh, yeah. You’re a little bit upset cuz you got to smell the [ __ ] all day, huh? Ask that goo if you dare. Dang. I don’t know if that’s going to be smart. There you go. Level up. You’ve got some new ideas to sleep on. Level up. Nice. Level 10 farming. Would you look at that? Gosh darn. Gosh darn. Wow. Level eight foraging. Nine fishing. Fishing is almost at 10. Hey, check out the traveling merchant. Yeah, I keep forgetting about the dang wood in the forest. I need more hard wood. Orange thing. That seems like something I might need. One wheat. How much wheat do we need for the thing? Let me check. 10. No, not buying that. Complete breakfast. Expensive. Duck mail. Little photos. Coffee bean. Nothing. wheat thins. I’m definitely going to be snacking tonight, that’s for sure. I’m not sure what I’ll eat, though. Maybe I’ll make another pancake. I’ve been making a lot of those protein pancakes, and they’re always just as good every time. So, amazing. Oh, why am I hitting it with the scythe? Well, no wonder it wasn’t dying. Or sun chips. Those are delicious. I usually only ever eat those in like the small packages little like single servings. Then I always want more sun chips for sure over between those two. Are those made out of corn? Are they a corn chip? The wheat thins are weedy. Yo, Erica, welcome. How’s it going? I’m doing very well. We’re out here slaying some slime. They’re scumbags, but you know, they can’t help it. It’s in their nature. They’re both weed. Okay. Yeah, I love sun chips. Sun chips. It’s been so long since I’ve had those. Yeah. Good flavor. Hey Google, what are sun chips made out of? On the website ewg.org, they say whole corn, sunflower and or canola oil, whole wheat, brown rice flour, whole oat flour, sugar, and salt. She said whole corn and whole wheat. What? Getting some hardwood. Slowly approaching the end of the first year. Well, make your stream visually unforgettable. Let’s collab. Yeah, maybe. Have a good night everyone. Have a good night. Lit. Sleep well. Lit also live streams. Add Erica on Discord. Lit. Hey Google, what are we wheat thins made out of? On the website mandles internationalfood service.com they say ingredients whole grain wheat flour, canola oil, sugar, corn starch, malt syrup, salt, refiner syrup, leavenning. H Yeah, that one seems right. I believe the town’s folk are afraid of me. Yeah, probably because the way you speak, man. It is unfortunate, but I suppose it is human to be afraid of the unknown. He likes beer and coffee. Well, he likes to party, huh? Indeed. If you like to party and watch a bunch of dope live streams, fully edited, main stories in the playlists. You’ve already given the wizard two gifts this week. That’s enough. Dang. Well, I love him. That’s my guy. He’s probably the best guy in town, and he doesn’t even live in town. What does that say about him? It says he’s a great guy. Why can’t I give him more than two gifts, man? Just don’t, you know, don’t give me friendship points. Just let me give him the gift out of the goodness of my heart. Hey, Marne, you want a gift? I know you like mayo and stuff, right, woman? I don’t have any. What does she like? Diamond, pearl, beer, coffee. Oh, you like beer and coffee as well? Here you go. Just an afternoon nip. Thank you. I wonder if Mr. Lewis gets lonely in that big house of his. Your house is bigger than his. The virtuous animal. No, we don’t need any right now. Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas. Look at those candy canes. Yeah, I’m doing a kick flip. What does you like, Sam? Let’s see. Uh, you like fiddlehead risoto? I got that for you, bro. You just barely like it. Nah, if you don’t love it, you don’t get it. Let’s give him like a large egg. Here, brother boy. I got this fresh out my chicken. It’s still got the grime on it and everything just like Europeans like it. Thanks. I really like this. Yeah. I guess in like a lot of Europe people uh they really like when their eggs have like the ovary juices and the mud on it. Like Americans clean their eggs. Why? You don’t have to do that. But I mean you don’t have to not do it. Anyway, help wanted. Need gold bar for my latest project. Maru. Oh, 750 gold for a gold bar. I have one of those. If not, I shall produce one immediately. Don’t forget to hydrate. Gold bar. Boom. What do you know? I just got everything the town’s folk need. I don’t remember ever coloring this chest. That’s interesting. Yeah, gold coin. We always rocking the gold coins up in here. I mean, check it out. This is a gold coin and two. Oh, you can’t. Oh, wow. That’s had to click on it three times. Boom. Look at that. Just flown up there. Gold coins. Beautiful. Check out the YouTube channel membership. Get access to cool badges, emoji, and less ads. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Okay, that’s the chef bundle. Nice. All righty. Did we do everything we needed to on the farm? Believe so. Feeling a little lucky. We need the gold bar. I put it back for some reason on accident using the deposit feature. There we go. Maru wanted this. Where she at? She is currently at home. Yeah, lazy. 750 gold. Where you at, girl? Got your gold bar. She’s not here. Oh, she’s here. Where is that? A building. A community center. All right. Yeah, she does sit next to it. Yeah, here she is. Oh, perfect. Now I can continue the project I was working on. Thanks a bunch, coin. I hope I don’t catch the flu this year. Oh, I was just sneezing, girl. But it’s not the That’s for sure. What does she like? Coffee, crocus. Oh, you like this, huh? You like this cheap crap? I like when they like cheap stuff. This is a super gift. Thank you. No problem, girl. How much do you love me now? Let’s see. Four and a half stars hearts. Cool. Good enough. Simple girl, is she? I don’t know. I wouldn’t take her for a simple girl. I feel like she’s a bit much. She’s a little bit too much. In fact, boom. Chef’s bundle. Truffle, fiddlehead, fern, poppy, mocky roll, fried egg. I do love me some fried eggs. Yeah, pancake. Protein pancake and eggs it is. Know exactly what I’m eating later. Indeed. Check out the merch on the website. Eat a little bit less so you can afford it. www.coin.cc or notchedule. You don’t have to put that. That’s a habit. The merch thing comes up way less often than the schedule. www.coin.cc. Even though it’s cold, I still check on the public garden beds every now and then. That’s good, bro. What you like? See, coffee for me. This is such a thoughtful gift. Thank you. Yeah, I did think about giving you that. Very thoughtful of me. We have a little bit of energy we can spare. Let’s put this ticket into the ticket thing here. What is that? It’s a purple cup of coffee. Starrop tea. Oh, that sounds amazing. What is that? A very special gift that would delight anyone. And it’s worth 77 gold. 77, huh? Gosh darn. What a lucky number. You can give that to anyone, huh? Star drop tea. Amazing. So, that’s basically just a loved gift for anyone in the game. The weather doesn’t really matter to me. I typically stay near my shop year round. Depressing, huh? Yeah, you suck, Clint. Nobody likes you, dog. Do a little bit of fishing right here. Maybe in Cinder Snap. It’s been a while since we fished there. it. Treasure. Let’s get it. Chub and a chewing stick. Ancient people chewed on these to keep their teeth clean. Dang. So you basically just like chewing on bacteria. You putting bacteria back in your mouth chewing on that gosh darn stick all the time. That sounds smart. Pike 33 in. Yeah. Fishing’s almost halfway to level 10. Farming just got to level 10 and fishing is shortly to be there itself. Got you. I got you. You gosh darn freaking maggot. Gotcha. What’s up, boy? Who are you? A linkod 30 in 121 concurrent. Nice. What did we get to? Well, last night was 263, I think. That’s cool. The highest still so far has been Oblivion with 524. which was kind of wild. You got to tire them out. Tire them out. I got you. It’s psychological warfare with a fish. Who wins? I do. Trick question. [ __ ] [ __ ] Ah, dang. He jked me out. Did I get them both? Yes. Oh, cool. Perfect. getting there. Yeah, I guess you can’t buy the mermaid’s pendant in winter. That’s a thing because it never storms in the winter. So that old mariner can’t come around. There’s a snow where the rain freezes into snow. Ready. Less fish. A Lambo. We can’t afford that. No way. You just go into debt your whole life. I don’t think she would like that, man. The rest of her life’s going to be terrible. She’s going to be crying in that Lambo. You know, he’s not a materialistic girl. She understands how life works. Now, let God sell all this crap. Repided crap. Yeah. Don’t want the powdermelons. Screw those. Good. Look at this big old house we live in as well. Level 10 farming. Choose a profession. Cooper or shepherd. Befriend coupe animals quicker. Incubation time cut in half. Befriend barn animals quicker. Sheep produce wool faster. incubation versus keep producing wool faster. I like the idea of having faster wool. I like shephering the flock. Yeah, I’m a shepherd. Yeah, intuitive selection there. Day 20, winner, year one. It is Evelyn’s birthday today. Coin. I’ve got a new item in stock. It’s called the Auto Grabber. This thing can milk your cows and goats, shear your sheep, gather eggs, and pluck your woolly rabbits all on its own. What? It’s considered a luxury item. So, I’m charging 25,000 gold. We have 32,000, dog. Marne. Oh, luxury. Let’s go butter our crops. Let’s not get too excited about not having to care for our own animals. We don’t even have to hire Mexicans now. How crazy is that? God dang. They were going to be cheap anyway, and now we don’t got to hire nobody. We got automation. Yeah, that’s right, Bobby Lee. Automation girl, you don’t got any Mexicans to bark at later. Ding ding. If you haven’t gone on down there and hit the like button for Stardew Valley, you absolutely should because it’s an amazing game made by an amazing person, Eric Baron, aka Concerned Ape. barn animals. I want to test it on the Barney. We’re going to test that thing on the Barney today. First day she started selling it, she got a sale immediately. Good god, girl. She’s a businesswoman that Marne. Peace and love, I sir. Have a good one. Appreciate you being around. Dang, we’ve almost been going for six hours, huh? I thought we were going to meet Kent tonight. Ken or Kent or whatever his name is. We might not meet him tonight. 8:40 a.m. When does he arrive? I think he arrives like on spring 1st, though, something. Hey, Google, when does Kent arrive in Stardew Valley? I don’t understand. All right, but I found something else. Do you want to know what happens at 2 a.m. in Stardew Valley? No. No, thank you. Okay, we pass out at 2 a.m. I know the answer to that. We can buy some goats now. The 3,000 gold a pop. Hold on a second. This supply shop auto grabber automatically harvest your from your animals each morning. must be placed inside coupe or barn. 18. All right. Yeah, we had the friendship mod. So, we can grab those and we saved a little bit of money. Gosh darn, girl. Thank you so much. What else? Uh, purchase animals. Goat. We’ll name the goat Mark. That’s a good name. Great. I’ll send little Mark to your her new home right away. Get another goat. We’ll name this one fella. Oops. Worded on your floor, ma’am. Sorry. Another goat. We’ll name you I like that name, but no. out. Little sellout. Gosh darn. Thumbus. Oops. I meant to roll the dice, but I guess we got a little Thumbus on the farm. I’m surprised that you’re still trying to make friends with me. I haven’t been rude enough to you yet. Ah, dog. You like coffee, boy? I’m sure you do. Here you This is great. Thanks. How much does he love me now? What’s your name again? Shane. Three hearts only. He’s a hard one. Yo, Jazzy Jazz. Are we friends? Yes, we are. What’s up, girl? Sometimes I look for crawads in the river. Don’t tell Aunt Marne, but I fed one to a cow once. That’s a good girl. You keep experimenting, girl. Just just, you know, don’t don’t get eaten by gators or nothing. Where’s my horse? Did I not bring it down here? I could have sworn I brought my horse down here. Did I drop it off somewhere and then run in her house? Did I do that? Where you at, girl? Oh. Willie, if the local fishing scene got a bit more lively, I might expand the shop stock. I mean, the fishing scene has been popping off with the fishing derbies. The trout derby, the annual one we we did. We rocked that one. Then the squid one, which was this month. Good times. We didn’t rock that one too well, but we got like almost what we needed, but almost isn’t good enough. So, next year we’ll get it. Where’s my Oh, my horse just left it here. There you are, girl. Chewing stick. Throw that in there. Dirty freaking stick. We got the auto feeder. Let’s put that in the barn or the auto grabber rather it’s called. What do you do with it? You put it here. What does it do? I don’t understand how it works. I paid a lot of money for that. I guess it has to be down for a day. It grabs tomorrow. Here you go, girls. It’s a big old barn. Robin does quick work. There we go. Or mayo. Okay. Nice, nice, nice. You know what? Her birthday, Evelyn. What does she like? Chocolate cake. We do have one of those. Fairy rose stuffing. Stuffing’s pretty good. Me some stuffing, girl. Fairy rose or chocolate cake. Yeah, I think I kept one fairy rose around. The dandelion. Maybe not. Huh? Where’s the chocolate cake? Wasn’t it in here? Did I give that away? I remember talking. Oh, there it is. Okay. No fairy rose. Let’s give this to the old lady. I don’t think you should be eating a big old chocolate cake lady. She’s a bit old. I ought to take up fishing seeing as how close the river is. Yeah, fishing’s also lucrative, Pam. And maybe you’ll stop drinking. Get a hobby, girl. Slime hunter. 1,000. Eight red slimes for 1,000. Pretty nice. Where’s your wife? Not home. Right outside. She’s never too far away from him cuz he’s needy. The weekend is no different than any other time for me. Yeah, you always sitting in that gosh darn chair. Same as any other time. There she is. We’ve lived here for over 30 years. We’ve seen a lot of people come and go. Your grandfather for one. Bless him. Sigh. Here you go. Cake. A birthday gift. That’s very kind of you. I love it. How much do you love me now? Let’s see. I like to check. Four and a half. A little bit more than four and a half. Not too shabby. Don’t you think Abby would look better with her natural hair color? I’m so glad you’re trying to improve that old farm. Thanks, Jody. Thanks. Uh, that is Abigail’s natural hair color. Purple. Do you know how to cook a bean hot pot? Uh, I guess you put beans in a pot and you make it hot. I’m glad you have less work to do in the winter. Yeah, me too. Hail Hail, it must be nice to have a break, huh? Yeah, that’s right. Girl, you want a gift? What do you like? I mean, she’s already max hearts, but you know, still got to take care of your girl. She likes sashimi. Here you go, girl. I got just what you need today. It’s fresh for me. Thank you. No problem, girl. What about your sister? Uh, triple shot espresso diamond. Autumn’s bounty. Maybe Autumn’s Bounty. What is that? You can have one of these. Here you go, bro. Don’t eat that. Thank you. I’m feeling a positive energy from this gift. Yeah. A lot of carbs in there, girl. Cool. Cool. Presents gifted. Abigail’s almost maxed. We might as well give something to Abigail. Go get an amethyst and try to activate Lionus’s friend event. Maybe you go in his tent or something. So, Abigail, let’s see. Amethyst. Now, where she at? She’s home or what? He is right there. Okay. And Lionus is up there. I’m going to go up to Lionus. Maybe that’s where his friend event is. You got water in there, Bob Billy. Drink it before it freezes. The day is in your a friendship event or what? Even someone like me needs to warm up indoors now. And yeah, you should get in the bath, Linus. Shower before it, though. And Abigail is You go, girl. She’s always on the move. Where the heck are you, girl? Oh, she’s at the uh saloon. Can’t go that way. Move, Alex. Move, bro. Is she not in here? Stoner girl, where the heck did you go? Where? Abigail. Oh, she’s north of me. She’s She’s in the store, right? That makes more sense. At 5:10 p.m. They’re just all now coming to the uh the saloon. She’s She’ll probably end up going there. You in here, girl? Oh, yeah. She lives here. This is her house. Ah, I died again. This game is so hard. You know what else is hard, girl? This amethyst. Here you go. Oh, you’ve already given her two gifts this week. Dang it. How did I not check that? Wow. Oh, but just talking to her got us eight hearts. So, that was worth it. We just had to talk to her. And we keep our amethyst. Efficiency at its finest. Is it just me or is there a cold draft in here? Yeah, probably rats chewed through your insulation, man. You got to fix the whole place or burn it down like stuck eggs. Here you go. Gold starred. That’s a very kind of you. I like this. Cool. Good times. Let’s go fish in the river a little bit. Let’s have some energy to spare. And it’s decent amount of money since we spent all of it on an auto feeder. Auto grabber. Is it? Yeah, it only grabs the items. It doesn’t the animals. There’s an auto feeder though, I think, now that I say that. They can auto feed them and auto grab and you just go and collect the stuff yourself. You don’t even got to touch the animals. You filthy heathens on my farm. I’m not going to touch you. I have the machines to do that. Yeah, we love fishing. I definitely love me some fishing in this thing. It’s a great mechanic. treasure chest. Grab that and get the fish. Mystery box and an amethyst. Look at that. doubled up on the amethyst. We didn’t even have to give it away to Abigail. And we got another one. It’s like, you know what? You didn’t give that amethyst to Abigail. Here’s another one. Well, thank you, universe. I missed that. Who was that? I can’t tell by her feet. Let’s see. Look, I think sometimes the friendship events activate at different like times of the day. The frogs aren’t very happy in winter. Poor little guys. Maybe I go in his tent at night, catch him doing something, and he’s like, “We’re friends, right? You’re not going to tell anyone? Hey, Lionus. Thanks for stopping by. I was actually feeling a little lonely this. 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Leaving our dead-end job in the city, we take our grandfather’s inheritance of farmland and get to work. In Pelican Town, being part of the community is important — you can’t get by without the help of your peers, the same way they can’t get by without us. They can also never win any festivals, because we’re just that good.
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3:10:09 Sir, there are like 16 Hitman games. I played the OG ones back when I was a little kid. My favorites are Hitman: Contracts and Hitman: Blood Money. Blood Money being my overall favorite. Absolution is also pretty good. The first one was Hitman: Codename 47 in 2000. Then Hitman 2: Silent Assassin. Contracts is actually the third game (2004), then Blood Money after that (2006).
4:20:10 I think I've only played Crash Bandicoot like once in my life. lol.