Can You Beat TERRARIA By GAMBLING?

Can You Beat TERRARIA By GAMBLING?

Hello everybody, Waffle Time here and today we’re going to go gambling. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen, you heard correctly. Today we’re trying out the chance class mod. As always, I really don’t know a whole lot about the chance class mod. So, we’re jumping in somewhat blind, but we have the wiki up just for our gambling desires. It’s not gambling if you know you’re going to win. All right, so from what I understand, there’s a lot of different weapons and armor and stuff. A lot of it, as you may have guessed by the mod’s name, revolving around chance. So, here we go. Here’s a prime example. Adamantite dice 60 chance damage. On a roll of an even number, release adamantite nails corresponding to the rolled numbers. On a roll of an odd number, release nothing. So, genuinely, a lot of this is going to depend on our luck. And if you’ve been watching me for a while, you’ll know that the waffle time luck curse is enough to set a man back on the evolutionary chart 10fold. We start with making some delectable NPC housing, which I know you all love. So, just so you guys know, we’re playing on expert in a small world. And personally, I couldn’t be more excited for this. I feel like it’s going to be a good time. It’s like instead of gambling by myself, I get to gamble with you guys. I do see a chesticle down here. We will check it out. Snake eye 5% increased chance critical strike chance. So chance is our class, which is why I’m chance chanceing it up. God damn. Okay. All right. Already got a hook. That’s beautiful. So, there’s obviously a lot of dice we can make. But as far as I understand, there’s a lot more weapons, too. There’s like cards and stuff we can make. And I, for one, would love to see it. I mean, look at thinned dice. What in sandpaper shark fin? Okay. Seems as if a lot of the wooden ones just inflict severe knockback which I you know that’s fair enough. That’s fair enough. Homing ice shard there. Okay. There’s a lot there’s a lot to dive into. But what I did see is something called paper slimes I believe they were called. So to make our armor, which is paper armor, I believe is our first set. I think maybe we have to obviously have paper. And to make paper, we need paper pulps, which come from pulp slimes, which drop soul of slate. What the [ __ ] is that? I don’t know if these things are pretty hard mode or not. I do not know. I genuinely don’t know a lot about the goddamn mod, I’ll tell you that. Okay. Hello, pulp slime. Huge. It appears as if the bastards just spawn in randomly. So, there’s our paper pulp. I believe we’re going to need a lot more a lot more of this action, right? Wait, we might be able to make this thing right now. I’m not even going to lie to you. Sandpaper. What can I do with sandpaper? I can make a deck of sandpaper. 16 chance damage. That’s not [ __ ] bad. So, what I’m picking up is we’re probably going to want a way to automate somehow. Automate getting the paper slimes because it seems as if a lot of the recipes are going to count on us having a whole lot of paper. Getting that fat paper. You feel me? And peep the goddamn roof. Look at that. Just look at that goddamn action. It’s beautiful. We’re a building marvel. Truly crapstick. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? What’s the haps on the goddamn craps? increase the likelihood of a successful roll by one. And it’s rash. We got the rash crap. That’s huge. How about we do some exploring and see what we could find? Hopefully, we get access to Hermes boots early on like we did during clicker. If not, totally fine. I’ll just take it out on my future family and we’ll call it even. I kind of wanted to see if there was a way to make cactus dice. I I It seems like there’s going to be cactus dice. Holy [ __ ] Cactus dice. I was right. On a successful roll release, poison cactus spines. Wow. Wow. Wow. [ __ ] me. Now that we’ve been sent home unwillingly, let’s go ahead and make this cactus dice and see what it’s all about. So immediately completely [ __ ] on crit strike chance and chance damage. Average speed is faster, too. So just [ __ ] dookies all over this one. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. You see those? You see those coming out? Oh yeah, baby. Very interesting. Very interesting. So a lot of the boss fights and stuff, I imagine, are going to be based purely on luck. And I don’t know how I don’t know how I feel about that personally. I feel scared. I think fear is the right way to describe that. This playthrough will strictly involved putting it all on red. Ah, perfect. The jungle where I least want to be. That’s fantastic. Well, I don’t have a recall potion, so you know how this [ __ ] goes. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot we had a goddamn gold, and I’m very upset about that. But it’s all right. We’re here. We’re alive now. It appears as if we got the corruption, which I’m kind of pleased with because I feel like the dice are going to rip the Eater of Worlds a goddamn new [ __ ] Well, nothing but corruption out the [ __ ] to the right. Nothing but desert and doom to the left. You know what that means, folks? We’re going to be mining our lives away for the next few hours. This is a material that turns into snake eye on a stick. Meaning, I could combine our first two accessories already, which is incredible. But this turns into the ultimate gambling device. And then this turns into the emblematic legends gambling device. And then that turns into the celestial gambling device. We want to gamble on a celestial level. First gold chest in the underground. And we get ourselves a damn card reader. 5% increased crit strike chance. Beautiful. Beautiful. See everybody, gambling isn’t so bad after all. See, I don’t know why gambling is demonized so much. It’s working fantastic for us so far. As always with mods that add in classes, I am super super excited to get into hard mode. I feel like that’s where we get a lot of opportunities to go into pro gambling. You know what I mean? Like taking out a second mortgage on our house, like betting other people’s lives and such. Perhaps betting my car, my firstborn child’s college tuition, things such as that. I imagine it all comes in hard mode. You know what I mean? Oh my god, what a [ __ ] save. I’m going pro, folks. I’m going Terraria. That was degrading. That was humiliating is what it was. And I didn’t like it one bit. It’s all right, though. We Oh my god. I swear to God, I’m not [ __ ] playing on a trap seat. I don’t know why I’m getting dick down so hard. This is terrible. Now that it’s daytime, I’d like to have a little bit of a discussion. While I do enjoy wearing my goddamn birthday suit whenever I damn well please, I do not like it very much. Right now, I would very, very much like to have some armor. I think it’d be greatly helpful. I feel like our gambling skill is going to go up 10fold from it. Specifically, I’d like to have some gambling armor. And unfortunately, all I’ve really found so far was one paper slime right there in the beginning. I don’t know if there’s a good strat to trying to find those bastards. I mean, they seem to be quite random. Hermes boots aside, I need I need some armor. I need some armor. For pieces of [ __ ] like this, I need to gamble all over them. Oh, there it is. Look at that. I need them paper pulps, baby. Hand them over. Maybe the jungle is a good place to go because, you know, spawn rates are up. But then again, it’s a really [ __ ] bad place to go, too, because, you know, spawn rates are up. And white pulp slime. What the hell is that? It’s what I produce after jacking off for 4 hours straight. Oh, hello. Don’t mind if I Scooby-Dooby-Doo. Please God be Hermes Boots. [ __ ] I mean, the extractor meter is pretty epic. I’m not going to lie to you. It’s pretty goddamn epic. I’ll take what I can get my grubby gamer hands on. I must say it physically excites me that this is a spot we’re going to absolutely split Plantera in half later. Forge Reneer. I don’t know how the [ __ ] to say that, but you know what? I think we need it. Got it. Okay, this is where we Oh my god, we can makeing paper pulps. Are you kidding me? Could have made armor this entire time. Okay, let’s start by making a ton of white paper. And then let’s make some regular paper. Ah, gel paper. White paper makes armor and other Okay, just a regular deck of cards. It’s a material. Dark deck. Deck of cursing. Deck of eye cord. Light deck. Holy [ __ ] Auroran deck. Hello. Okay, so this seems like just a pallet, right? Where we could just use it to make a ton of other, which is really cool. But it does say on a successful draw, do half increased double or triple damage. On an unsuccessful draw, do half damage. I’m keen to see kind of what decks we can make. Right now, we can make a sand deck, molten deck. I’m keen just to see what we could do with a deck of gel. We got a godly deck of gel. That’s actually reallying fast fire rate. That’s pretty solid. It doesn’t seem like it pierces or anything, but it seems really good. It doesn’t seem like there’s really a difference between these. They seem like they do the same thing. So, I’ll just not use the white paper. I’ll just use the regular paper, I guess. So, I’m noticing on some of the decks, it doesn’t like for example, the seated deck, right? 125 damage is insane, first of all. Second of all, it doesn’t seem like it has the gambling type buff. I don’t know if it’s just not saying it. Please be Hermes Boots. Please god be Hermes boots, please. [ __ ] It’s all right. It’s all right. Abandoned regeneration’s helpful. But check this out. Good damage. We’re gambling our way to victory, baby. We truly are. We’re going to gamble harder and harder. We’re going to The stakes are going to go higher and higher. Soon enough, we’ll be betting our best friends hands and legs. [ __ ] kind of railway system is this anyways, huh? What is this? This is sickening is what it is. Bundle of dynamite. On a successful roll, release a bundle of annihilation. Is it going to actually blow up tiles? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, dear God. Oh, wait a minute. If we use like a non-exlodable block such as dungeon brick or something of the sorts. We’re still on the hunt for Hermes boost before we challenge a boss. And we’re we’re almost done maxing out our life, which is beautiful. I’m just curious to see what happens if I just do something like this. If I just throw out a handful of them. What if I just keep doing this? Holy guacamole. Uh-oh. Uhoh. Uhoh. Uhoh. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hey, look at that. A chest. This is going to be great. This is going to be fantastic. There was a beautiful chest down here. I’m very keen to see. Hoping to go some Dune Rider boots. Dune rider boots. Okay, I will take it. I will take that on the goddamn chin. That’s actually fantastic. Just keep throwing these and eventually something works. Look at that. That’s so [ __ ] good. Oh my god. This thing is [ __ ] devastating, bro. I hear everything begging for its life down there. It’s It’s incredible. It’s beautiful. Look at this absolute pit this thing opened up. That’s so good. That’s so [ __ ] good. Oh my god. What a weapon. Jesus Christ. Oh, this is beautiful. This is so [ __ ] sick. I love this so much. Look at the [ __ ] things. Just everywhere. We can clear anything out we want. Oh my god. This is so good. Nothing Nothing stands a chance. It’s so beautiful. I feel like all powerful right now. This is so [ __ ] awesome. Yes. Yes. Go ahead. Jump down there, fool. Oh [ __ ] The corruption actually stands no goddamn chance in hard mode. It is. Oh, it’s going to be a it’s going to be a [ __ ] slaughter like the world has never seen before. So, no such luck in the underground desert. But what we can do is go look down here and just see if there’s any Hello. Nothing. This world is [ __ ] bone dry. That’s the conclusion I’m coming to. And it’s hurting my feelings a lot. Look at that [ __ ] Oh my god. There’s just act There’s literally nothing. There’s actually nothing. I’m going to throw up in my own mouth. Better yet, I’m going to throw up in someone else’s mouth. Ladies and gentlemen, we may not have found Hermes boots. All right, we may still be suffering horrendously. But I’ll tell But I’ll tell you what we did find. As I was saying, we found a shimmer baby. Okay, I don’t know what the big idea is here. I don’t know why there’s so much, but it’s upsetting me to an incredible extent. What the [ __ ] is h what’s happened? Anyways, back to the hunt for Hermes boots because that’s pretty much I feel like that’s all we need to like get a boss done. Oh, [ __ ] me. Are you serious? Okay. All right. We’re doing this. Oh, je Oh, boy. Get Just Here’s what I got to do. Platform and then run. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Here we go. I’m so [ __ ] dead. I’m dead in the water here. There’s no way I could gamble my way out of this one. I’m I’m done for. I am positively done for. I mean, we’re doing good damage. Don’t get me wrong, we’re doing pretty solid damage. I can’t I can’t be mad at it one bit. But without a sprint, I’m pretty dead. I’m not going to lie to you. I’m pretty [ __ ] cooked. See, ain’t noing way I’m making it out of this one alive. Ain’t no godamn way. Jesus Christ. Oh boy. Oh. Oh je. Oh, [ __ ] just great. With perfect timing of the hook, we might be able to get it done. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Yep. Goodbye. Jesus Christ, man. I’ming dead. Give me Hury’s boots or give me [ __ ] death. Jesus Christ. I can’t I can’t do it. Honest to God, I’m this close to just gambling it myself and just you know what? Let’s just go in with a [ __ ] swiftness potion, a well-fed buff, and a goddamn dream cuz this is not Apparently I am destined to never ever touch Hermes boots. Absolutely sickening, I tell you. Absolutely godamn degrading. And no, no, not in the fun or exciting way either. This is just downrighting horrendous. Okay, that I draw the line there. I am not doing this. We’re doing this. We’re getting a swiftness potion, something to eat, and I don’t know, something else. We’re going to go fast. We’re We’re going to go moderately fast, I reckon. Do you see what I have done to my world so far? Do you see? Like, obviously, we could explore the jungle more, but Jesus Christ, the amount of That’s That’s insane. That’s insane. And it makes me sick. Swiftness, regen, iron skin, banana split, baby. That’s all we need to succeed. Look at that. It’s like Hermes boots, but no Hermes boots. How cool is that, huh? The fight is going well so far. Very well. I We’re doing pretty good damage. It’s nothing too crazy by any means, but it it’s solid. It’s just the more hits we get with the dice, the better off we are, right? because we have to be kind of unfortunately close to get hits with the dice rather than you know the deck of cards has way more velocity. So here’s the answer to your question. Can you beat the eye of Cthulhu by gambling? I believe yes you can. I believe you goddamn can. You just have to be really really [ __ ] mad about not being able to find Hermes boost first and then you’ll just do it. You’ll goddamn do it to it and it’s done. You already know what time it is. Infinite money hack. Time to break the [ __ ] bank. Now, as I’ve said in the last video, I know some of you might get upset by this, but truly, I’m not going to stop. I’ve got the gamblers’s mindset already, and I’m ready to kill. Platinum dice, huh? On a successful roll inflicted double damage. So, with weighted, we get plus 15% damage, plus 10% speed. We also get plus 10% velocity as well as plus 4% crit strike chance, which is so, so beautiful. I also noticed the ice dice is actually a material for frosty dice which boosts us to 49 chance damage inflicts frostburn and on a successful roll releases a blizzard shart. This is very very much a hard mode thing but I noticed it’s also a material and it turns into pinnacle dice. There is also terror dice. What the [ __ ] Broken gambler dice. What is what is happening? Okay, so there is a lot a lot a lot of dice we could get which is very exciting. I am noticing that there is a chance potion and it doesn’t seem too hard to make but we need five sandpaper shark scales which we get from the sandpaper shark. It’s a shame it’s come to this but holy [ __ ] dare I say finally. So what I’m thinking now that we actually have Hermes boost is that we have a crippling amount of accessories that can be combined with one another. Not only for our maneuverability and our own personal power, but also for our gambling strength. So what I’m going to do is I’m going to sleep till day. Then I’m going to run about like an absolute godamn madman on the left side of my world. All until we’ve turned enough goblin scouts into goblin skin lampshades to make the goblin battle standard. Let’s see how the dice do at crowd control, huh? Okay, the answer is prettying good. Kind of just bullies the bastards, you know. I would feel bad for him, but then I’d be being like dishonest with myself and stuff because I don’t feel bad for him at all. We’re chucking platinum dice at the back of their head at mock speed and it feels incredible. Matter of fact, I don’t know what everybody’s so up in arms about against gambling. You know, it’s obviously working out fantastic for us. It has been for the majority of this playthrough, I’d say. And there go the goddamn goblins. And it just gets better and better and better. Now, it’s time to find that goblin cuck we all know and pretend to love. There he [ __ ] is finally. Jesus. All right, so tinkerers workshop rocket boots and let’s see about reforge. Let’s see what we can do. It appears as if weighted is the best for the deck of gel as well, oddly enough. So, I guess we make it weighted. Now that we’re all sorted, our first operation is, of course, making Spectre boots. Turning those bad puppies into lightning boots. Then, since we have ice skates, might as well make some goddamn frost spark boots while we’re at it. Bam. There it is. While we’re at it, why don’t we go ahead and make a cloud in a balloon, then a goddamn blue horseshoe balloon as well. That maneuverability is crispy, it’s peak, it’s delicious, and I love it. Now, something I was really curious about is making a snake eye on a stick. So, let’s go ahead and do that real quick while we’re at it. So, here’s a snake eye on a stick. We get both the likelihood of a successful roll increasing by one as well as a 5% increased chance critical strike chance. Ooh. Ooh. Is this like a dice knight’s edge? Above all else, above all else, we’re going to have to kill mimic dice to get this, right? And then we’re going to need to kill Eater of Worlds to get this. I assume it’s made out of hell stone, right? Yep. Mhm. Mhm. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I think we know exactly what the to go for next. I think I know exactly what we’re going to goddamn do next. So, mimic dice. We make a dice key. Summoning a cursed mimic dice. We make it with two iron and eight paper. Seems simple enough to do. You know what I’m curious about? I’m curious about using this bundle of dynamite on the Eater of Worlds. Should we just get silly and try it real quick just to see what would happen? We have to get up fast. As soon as one of these things explodes, we got to get up. I forgot to put a rope. Oh dear. Don’t do that. So far, nothing. Ooh [ __ ] Oh my god. Okay, gambling for the win. Let’s [ __ ] go. I can’t tell if it’s just our our dice or bundle of dynamite. Of course, I I can’t tell if it’s that working real good or if it’s the dynamiteing up. But either way, I am enamored with it. It is working good. Something’s doing really good. Oh my god. Wow. A horrible chill. I Oh, I don’t want to summon it. Oh [ __ ] Oh, we’re Oh my god. We’ve dug this down to the smitherreens, brother. We got to We got to just focus on bad boy right here. Get the back here. Dice are the way to go for the fight. Oh my god. The poor arena. Holy [ __ ] What a goddamn strat. That was so [ __ ] incredible. Holy hell. So, now we can make a dice key. And it doesn’t really say I have to use it only at day or only at night. I want to just try it and see how Oh, hello. Oh, okay. Look at it. Not too bad. Oh, okay. Got to watch out for that, I reckon. Did I just hit a 100? Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, it has mimic AI. Does it chase me if I do this? Oh yes, I know exactly exactly what we’re going to be doing this entire fight. Look at the [ __ ] thing. It’s so funny looking. That’s incredible. That is absolutely incredible. So genuinely just a giant mimic. That’s all it is. It has mimic AI. Very, very, very intriguing. 1.3 absolute easiest method for killing mimic dice. Certainly there’s no way you could kill the mimic dice. War is there. Here are five simple steps to defeating mimic dice on your in your Terraria world. I don’t think I those words have been uttered from my mouth for a long time, but it felt good. I don’t take it back. Here we go. We have 18 dice cube plating. How much does it cut? We are going to need to kill this thing like eight times. Ooh, but we did get the weighted d6. It’s kind of dookies all over this bad boy. I’m not even going to lie to you. I guess we uh I guess we fight it again. See what happens. Damage is positively insane. Did I just hit a 214? Mimic dice has literally [ __ ] nothing on us. I almost feel bad for the little guy. Here are five simple steps to making killing mimic dice in your world as easy as taking candy from a baby. The foundation of this channel, of course, was the 1.3 goddamn Terraria tutorials. And I got to tell you, if all those years ago I found out there was a mimic dice I could make a tutorial on, I [ __ ] would have. All right, so we should have enough now. Let’s see. It takes five to make the mask. 15. That’s 20. And there’s the boots. Perfect. That’s a full set. So now it appears as if we have an extra increase to our chance damage, but we also have a crazy [ __ ] set bonus. Press F to use the mystic energy known as chance in the form of a dice roll. Each roll applies a buff or debuff depending on the number rolled. The buff or debuff will last for a minute until it could be rolled again. So a snake eye is a goddamn massive debuff. Two is a small debuff. Three is a minuscule debuff. Four is a small buff. Five is a medium buff. Six is a massive buff. I guess we could jump into sandpaper shark and see how that goes. What I’m forgetting too is we also have access now to hellstone. So, we could probably make the emission. So, we’re looking for a hell forge down here as well as easily accessible hell stone. There’s that easily accessible hellstone I was looking for. Hello, baby. And here’s that beautiful hell forge or two. All right. Or two that we were humbly asking for earlier as well. That’s good. That’s real good. Now that we’re back home, we’ll smelt this [ __ ] up. We’ll make ourselves not only a molten pickaxe, but we’ll also make an emission. On a successful roll, release a cloud of smog. That is so hot. All right, so the emission appears to be a little bit better than the d6. But I don’t know. The double damage that [ __ ] it hits. It hits hard. So, I guess we’ll try out both and just kind of see where it takes us. So, right now, what I want to do is fight that goddamn sandpaper sand shark or whatever the hell his name is. I don’t know how hard of a fight this is going to be. Yeah, I’m not too sure how hard this is going to be. So, I guess we could just try it. What the [ __ ] is he [Music] doing? What the is he [Music] doing? No. I don’t know why that got me so bad. The music is really cool, though. I think the music is super sick. All right, now let’s see what we got from this bad boy. Oh, we got some chance potions. I like that a lot. So, this looks like it just increases our chance damage like [ __ ] crazy. There’s also fin dice, which on a successful roll releases a sandball, and it is a material to make the forbidden dice as well. And of course, there’s the armor. I don’t know how much we’ll need. It looks like 30 30. I think we’ll need 30 of the sandpaper shark scales. So, I guess we could summon this bad boy up again. All right, there goes round two. Might as well just do them one more time and see how that see how that goes. I was just kind of going to see what happens if we just threw it in the same spot for a while. And it appears as if we’re accidentally making a black hole of sorts. Everybody’s at me about whip stacking. How about dice stacking, pal? What the [ __ ] do you know about that? How about gamble stacking? All right. How about stacking some fat bread at the casino? Whip stacking this, whip stacking that. Stack up some [ __ ] chips and lay a goddamn hand. All right, but most importantly, now we can make the improved hold out device. And then we could turn this into the ultimate gambling device. So all we got to do is drop in our snake eye on a stick. Slap that bad boy in. And this is still aing material. Hello. Emblematic legends gambling device. Holy mother of Christ. Oh, we need a gambler emblem and all the souls from the mech. That’s going to be fun. All right, so now we want to make card shark armor. Let’s go ahead and make the full set. Let’s hope the set bonus is half as cool as the one from our dice. 8% increased chance damage. I feel like the set bonus for this is just I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know what to do. You know what I forgot about actually? We can combine this to make this bad boy. And we already have this and this. And I’m pretty sure we can make Bright End a Slash of Darkness on a on a successful roll. That seems interesting. Seems interesting. Now, I am curious if we have the means to make the clump of spores. We absolutely do not. Okay, so I need another vine and six more jungle spores. Baby, here’s our delicious vine standing here. Do it for the vine. I ain’t going to [ __ ] a do it, but here it is. Looks like we found Gollum’s lovely little temple down here at the bottom right. Very good. Very good and grand even. There it is. Beautiful. Give me that [ __ ] I need it. Twilight’s Verge. My god, that does a lot of damage. It doesn’t seem like it has a special effect, though, which kind of sucks. Let’s go ahead and test it out on the goddamn sandpaper shark and see how it goes. I really want to stock up on these chance potions because an extra 10% damage at any given time is just so sexy. That’s actually stupidly OP for this stage of the game. I’m looking forward to trying this on some vanilla bosses to see how it goes. What I may even do right now is just prepare for Skeletron. Just build a quick arena. After seeing that damage, I feel much more confident we’re going to be able to absolutely [ __ ] toss him. Looks like we got that necklace of sandstorms. Shoots a homing. God damn, that does good. Okay, let’s see what this does. Jesus Christ. I feel like that’s ridiculously overpowered, dude. That’s [ __ ] crazy. It goes through blocks, too. That is wild as hell. It appears to be classless damage, which is interesting. I would think something like this would be maze oriented. That’s honestly so OP. I love it. This is how it looks after turning it ruthless, which is is just [ __ ] crazy. This at this stage of the game is downright insane. I feel like I’m very very curious how a weapon like this would do against like Skeletron. I’d like to use this in tandem with our new dice cuz I feel like the dice is going to him up good. No mana cost or anything for that weapon is so so [ __ ] wild. I feel like let’s try this out. See how it goes. Okay, it’s already doing really good. The problem is it Oh my god. Where did this where did the health go of his [ __ ] hands? Wow. We do a lot of damage. Oh dear god. Oh my god. Nothing. Just noing shred of a chance at all. Look at that. All right. Once he starts spinning, I’m going to try this again. We can see what it does. That is so insane. That is like disgusting work. That is [ __ ] crazy. I’ll be I’ll keep it real with you. I did not think gambling this hard would do us so good. But brothers and sisters and pro gamers all theing way around. We have done it once more. And hot damn does it feel incredible. I somehow feel like we’re wall of flesh ready. I don’t know. I don’t know about it. I don’t know. But something’s [ __ ] telling me that we might be able to do it. Maybe perhaps. Oh, there’s a mechanic. Hello there, Terara. Haha. Watch out, Terra. I’ll protect you. Get behind me. I kind of just want to open some golden chest just to make sure there’s not a set of dice or maybe some uh some cards or something we’re missing out on. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Cobalt shield. Hot. Love it. It feels good to just run in here and [ __ ] dominate the dungeon. I’m telling you, this shit’s magnificent. Yeah, but I’m not sure there’s anything too specific we’re going for, as I said. So, why don’t we, you know, why don’t we [ __ ] off out of here for a little bit? Maybe try to take on some balls of flesh action with our new gear and just see how that treats us. Maybe. I tell you what we’re going to do, folks. We’re going to grab both of the splendorous, succulent cheeks of the jungle and spread it wide open before jumping directly in. All right, our arena is just about made. God damn, what is pouring in here? The ocean. As I was saying, the arena is just about complete, which is oh so beautiful. What we are going to have to do now is break into this hive and rock her goddamn socks right off the bones. Got her down into the arena successfully. Let’s try this out a little bit and see what it does. See if it does that good good damage. Okay, the damage is [ __ ] insatable with that. How about this thing? I think we’re wall of flesh ready. I’m not even going to lie to you. We’re We are so ready. We are doing this much damage to Queen P. We’re so [ __ ] back. Oh my god. What a meltfest. What an absolute meltfest. Beautiful. No time at all. Garner. See you later alligator. more like see you latering Bonator whatever. I don’t even I don’t even care. That was sick. All right, that was badass. Drop a like and subscribe for more epic taunts like that. Yeah, this doesn’t have a class, which is really really interesting to me. So, I’m imagining if we have some type of Avenger emblem setup that it would boost the damage, but not any specific class. You know what I mean? So, I’m sort of thinking that we use this kind of as a support item. It’s been kind of carrying, but I want to keep using dice because it’s fun. Our next mission is to run around down here like an absolute [ __ ] fiend, right? And get ourselves a goddamn guide voodoo doll. But if all else fails, we could always move the guy down here and drop him into lava ourselves. Very interesting. Queen Bee actually drops a deck of honey, but I’m not sure how good it would. These bass need to get the off my sack any goddamn ways. It doesn’t seem to have any type of effect about it, and the effects are really what I’m going for. I think those are the most fun to tinker around with. I wonder if Terraria was real. If someone had defeated the wall of flesh and took it to a lab and tested it, if it would also be filled with microplastics, that would be interesting. The wall of microlastics. Modders, I’m pretty much giving you a free treasure trove of beautiful ideas to make you a more billionaire. All right, someone make the wall of microlastics and make it fast. All right, first come first serve to the wall of microlastics because technically speaking, you know, if they’re finding microplastics in our balls and [ __ ] then you know the guide has a fat pair in us probably, I think. So whenever he gets all upset because we throw him into lava and he decides to morb into the balls of flesh. I imagine he would be infused with only the finest of microplastics. That’s just me. That’s just me saying that, though. The hell am I even talking about? This is what no guide voodoo doll for 30 minutes does to a man. I have had enough e [ __ ] enough of hunting for these things. Do you see how many banners I have right now? It’s making me sick to my stomach. All right. Sick to my goddamn gut. So, what we’re going to do to remedy that is just do a little bit of that action and we’ll be fine. We’ll be fine. All right. Okay. All right. Let’s try this. God damn. Okay. Okay. All right. This is the best weapon of all time. What the [ __ ] is going on right now? Oh, the gambling class. Oh, the gambling class does it again. The idiot’s already at like half health. That is incredible. Let’s try this a little bit just to see how it goes. Okay, just absolutely rips through the hungry [ __ ] which is incredible. How does it do on the big man himself, huh? The answer is incredible. The answer is incredible. Look at that [ __ ] I think the dice is just the way to go, though. We are the chance class, baby. And just like nothing. Like justing nothing. Nothing. Absolutely nothing to us. How beautiful, man. How [ __ ] splendorous and joyous. I love the chance class. I’ll come right out and say it. And I got the gambler emblem. I’m going to blow. I’m going to blow all over the floor. And nobody’s going to be really happy about it, but nobody’s going to argue. Oh man, how incredible. We did not in fact get the cube of flesh, however, which is a bummer. I would have loved it. But the [ __ ] Twilight’s Verge is going crazy. I’m not even going to lie to you. Now, it appears as if there is a handful of ore dice we can get. Like we could get for example Oricalum, palladium, mithil, cobalt, titanium, adamantite dice. There seems to be a lot of them, right? And then we would progress sort of as we would melee if that makes any sense. Like we would go from the hard mode ores to hollow to maybe chlorop to the true holo true night’s edge type beat. All right. Well, I guess we have some uh we have some hard mode orb busting to do. And what we want to do is make full dealer armor. That’s our first hard mode armor. I believe. But we need [ __ ] black dye, red dye, and more black dye for that. I have no idea how to make Okay, we got to go get squid ink. Great. Just great. So, before anything before anything, how about we go try and get that dealer armor. A good way I found at least of [ __ ] up these types of slimes is just sitting at the edge of our world like this. And we’re already getting the souls, which is beautiful. So, we just got to sit here and I guess just AFK it for a little bit. Oh, we use it to make dice. We use it to make more decks, which is really cool. I might want to upgrade our deck to be quite honest. There’s the dark deck, deck of cursing, deck of eye core, and light deck. All right, we have plenty plenty plenty of souls of slight now, which is really good. We have plenty to work with. What we’ll need now is black ink or black dye, which I believe we get from just killing an octopusy, and I think we’ll be all good. Or a squiddy, I should say. Oh, wait. Look at that. Squidward. Yeah, buddy. Nope. I’m getting [ __ ] up down here. Oh my god. Lots of cursed flames. However, maybe we can make that evil ass deck. Maybe that’s the movement to the movement, baby. You guys ever think about that [ __ ] I don’t think so. I’m not even a gambling addict. I’m just a winning addict. We call that the winners’s mentality. I don’t care how many mortgages I got to take out. Give me that [ __ ] Red husk in the pocket, baby. Let’s go. Oh my god, we need a mythal anvil. All right, that’s fine. We’ll make dealer armor real quick. I don’t know why it makes five, but that’s cool with me, I guess. All right, now I reckon we could probably maybe try and get some wings, right? Let’s do it. That damage. Oh, brother. I need I [ __ ] need to use dice against the destroyer. Oh, man. Is that going to be good? Beep the damage right now. You ready for this? I feel like even just this set of [ __ ] dice against a destroyer and we’re good. I feel like I kind of forgot to make the fairy wings. We need uh we need a mythal anvil. So, time to mine. All right, looks like we got ourselves cobalt oralcum and beautiful [ __ ] titanium. Here’s some dectable cobalt to start us off. Then we’ll make that pickaxe beautiful. Now we’re on to that dectible oricalum goodness, which is wonderful to see. Now we’ll make ourselves the anvil as well as the other pickaxe. 102 chance damage on the oracalcum. On a roll of an even number, release nothing. On a roll of an odd number, release oralum nails corresponding to the rolled number. My god. I just I have to see what titanium does, right? There’s no way. There’s no way it gets better. That’s [ __ ] That’s insane. This is why I get so bricked up about going into hard mode. There is so much fun [ __ ] to explore. And now we’re on to the beautiful titanium, of course. Now, with this titanium, we’re going to make ourselves a goddamn forge. We will max stack it up and make ourselves titanium dice. Now, this is just the orical one, but it does more damage. 113 chance damage, which is insane right now, I feel like. So, let’s go ahead and make this just to start out. Oh [ __ ] look at Oh my god, look at that. That is nuts. While we’re at it, let’s also make ourselves some beautiful fairy wings. The manliest, manliest goddamn set of wings in existence. Mark my [ __ ] words. You’re not going to believe this [ __ ] I certainly didn’t believe it. I had to rub my eyes twice. But Gollum drops a [ __ ] Yu-Gi-Oh deck. 230 chance damage and thising dice does 159 damage with a chance to inflict double damage. What we can also do is make a deck of cursing and see how that treats us. On a successful draw, either inflict cursed flame or inflict double damage. On an unsuccessful draw, inflict half damage. So, the use speed of this is so [ __ ] fast that I feel like the pros outweigh the cons. I am very, very excited to use these. I am soing excited for this. All right, so here’s my prediction. I feel like the dice is going to work absolutely best for the destroyer, maybe a little bit for Prime, right? I feel like the cards are going to be absolute best for the twins. That’s just my prediction. That’s just my prediction. All right, I’m no expert. I am a gambling expert these days. All right. Apparently, I’m [ __ ] sick with it. But I’m no expert on boss types. All right. Gambling is overpowered, folks. It’s how you win. It’s how you [ __ ] win. I’m not even sponsored by ass steak either. I’m just saying that with my chest for the chance class. Hello. A [ __ ] Succubus showed up. Succubus is about to meet his [ __ ] maker right now. I’ll tell you that much. With that big mound of flesh defeated, I decided to fully leave the underworld. Okay. Gotcha capsule. Hellfire. Passion clover. increase the likelihood of a successful roll by one. That’s interesting. All right, so we officially have all the mechanical summons. Well, I’m still starting with the worm. I’m still starting with the worm, but all we really have to do is wait till nighttime and just hope this goes good with the minimal arena space we have. I think it’ll go fine if we’re able to catch up to his tail. Like when he first spawns in, you know what I mean? Cuz then we could just throw the dice as hard as we can and it’ll [ __ ] him up. I bet you. Oh my god. All right. Looks like we’re starting with something else. That’s cool. There goes our plans. All good. I guess it’s theing twins. That’s ex That’s the last goddamn face I wanted to see right now. Oh, [ __ ] you, man. I hate this. The damage is good. The damage is it’s pretty [ __ ] good. Okay. Yeah. No, we’re doing we’re doing the full card stack right now against these guys. There’s no way. Just got to play it cool. We’ll be all right. Oh, that sky island is going to be the [ __ ] death of us, isn’t it? Okay. Idiot boy is transforming. We just have to keep focusing all of our attention on him and I think we’ll be okay. Don’t do that. Do not [ __ ] push me towards this behemoth. We’ve done all the proper preparations. We should be able to do it. We should be able to. I don’t like our odds without a cobalt shield, though. I definitely definitely should have thought ahead on that [ __ ] All right, we almost got this idiot. Perfect. Perfect. Are the nails sticking into him? So, hypothetically, I could just attach a thousand nails to him and he would be he would be in a lot of pain and suffering, I believe, which is precisely what we want. You know what I mean? Oh, dear God, that damage. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe we stick with the dice right now. Maybe that’s the move. We’re doing it. We’re doing it. We’re doing it. We can [ __ ] do it. Okay. We got this. We got this. We got this, baby. Talk to me real quick. We just did a fating hit against him. That was so good. Oh, yeah. Oh, hell yeah, baby. I’m feeling good. Matter of fact, give me this [ __ ] too. You’re mine. Look at that. Look at that. My god, what a demon. What an absolute dice demon. Already below half. Already goddamn below half. I could not be more erect right now. It’s not even fun anymore. It’s just uncomfortable. But I still love it. All right. Boom. Yes. [ __ ] yeah. That is fantastic. You know, I’m curious about this right here. I’m curious to see what weapon would work best against him since he kind of stays generally within the vicinity like dice throwing distance. You know what I mean? So, this is what we’ll do. Here’s the strat. Whenever he’s not dashing, we use the cards. Whenever he’s dashing, we [ __ ] him up with a dice. There it is. Rinse and goddamn repeat. That is a beauty [ __ ] full. And the cursed flames. The cursed flames just do too too good right now. Oddly enough, I think this is the longest mech fight we’ve had so far, which isn’t concerning by any means. We kind of [ __ ] blasted through the other ones like fairly fairly easily. Oh my god, I forgot we pretty much had hollowed bars this entire time. We could have made the hollowed dice. That hurts. What an absolute [ __ ] unit of a weapon arsenal. I’m so serious. This is so so goddamn goated. We almost got his dumbass laser out of commission, too, which Oh, man. That just that right there, it’s enough to bring a tear to the tip of my [ __ ] Jesus. Just look at that. Absolutely shredding him. Just zero zero chance at all for any of these idiots all in one night. Oh my god. Let’s go gambling, brother. I feel like a new man after that if I’m being real with you. So, we have all the souls now. We have plenty of hollowed bars, which is good because that’s our next armor set. It’s made out of hollow. We’ll start with this pickaxe axe, right? And then let’s go to armor. Our next set of armor, you wouldn’t believe it, is called hollowed gambler armor. I believe we treat it like how we do with, you know, ranged, melee, mage, all that stuff. I think we just use this and then we make the rest of the set like normal. I’m pretty sure that’s how we do it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, baby. 10% increased chance damage. Ooh, and we retained becoming immune after striking an enemy. And we get an increased likelihood of a successful roll by one. So that is just [ __ ] creamy. I believe our next dice on the other hand is called Curtana. Let’s leave that in the bin for now, I guess. What the hell is that about? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. All we need is chlorophy to make this true. Okay. Okay. Okay. And then to make this terror dice here, which we really, really, really goddamn want, we’ll need broken gambler dice, which is actually sold by the gambler during a solar eclipse, so it seems. But this says it drops from Moffin, so I don’t know. We’ll have to check. Either way, I believe we’re going to have to defeat Plantera first, and I might just keep using titanium dice. Or we could try the chlorophy dice and see how that works for us. On a successful roll, release homing chlorophy bullets. What the [ __ ] Let’s go get some chlorophy. Like right now. And here is our first juicy lick of chlorophy. How wonderful. We’re going to need quite a bit of that action. God damn. Now that we’re all done with a chlorophy grind, let’s go ahead and make ourselves a goddamn set of chlorophy dye. It is dice technically, but I really wanted it to rhyme. It looks like we do a little bit less damage, but we do actually get the homing chloropy bullets. That just sound That sounds insane, right? That I’m not the only one who think that just sounds insane. Let’s see how this [ __ ] looks. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. All right. All right. All right. All right. I’m picking up what you’re putting down. Now that it’s weighted, it’s actually doing more damage, which is so beautiful. I’m actually going to replace the worm scarf. All right, I’m going to replace the worm scarf because I do not I don’t want to get juggled. I do not want to [ __ ] get juggled at all. Getting juggled is like top five most degrading experiences you could ever ever be a part of. Ooh, you know what? I forgot about the emblematic legends [ __ ] Look at this. We can make this. Now, what changed with this is we get an extra 20% chance damage, which is so so goddamn hot. I think we are officially ready for battle. I think we are ready. We’re going to jump down. We’re going to goddamn do it to it. So, I can just break this bad boy over here. And I think we’ll be all good to just jump down into our arena. Let’s try and ease her on down. All right. Let’s try and ease her down so she doesn’t despawn. Come on, sugar mama. Come to me, baby. Talk to me. God damn. She’s taking her time, dude. She’s trying to She’s trying to get us all riled up and ready, all eager. She’s edging us, [ __ ] I’m not entirely opposed to it. Now that we got her kind of front and center, let’s start lugging dice at her. Oh, that damage is good. That damage is [ __ ] incredible, actually. Jesus Christ. Wow. Okay. All right. So, we’re just going to put her through the loopy supreo cycle. I think the next phase is really, really where we can tell how good our damage actually is. You know what I mean? And it should be starting any second. Yep. Mhm. Now she’s aggressive, dude. Wine drunk and then do a little side swoopdey. Oh, we’re doing we’re doing pretty good right now. We’re doing all right, actually. Okay, maybe. Okay. Yeah, heel for sure. That’s all right. That’s all right. That was so [ __ ] clean and good, and I liked it a lot. Seated paper. The [ __ ] is that? Seated. Seated. Whoa. Okay, so we are going to have to kill Planter once more because my god, this thing does a lot of damage. 211 chance damage. For reference, our current deck is doing 91 chance damage. That [ __ ] dookies. Absolutely dookies on what we have right now. Oh, hello. What in God’s name is this [ __ ] 95 chance damage to a [ __ ] a successful roll inflicts quintupal damage. Let’s try it. Maybe we could just try it on this Planter run and see how it goes. Let’s go pile drive planter once more simply for the sport of it. I don’t I don’t know why it’s shit’s not bad. Oh my god. Okay, my bad. Just a random thousand pieces. Random random thousand pieces for no good reason. I love it. So, I wonder if it’s just dependent on how successful the roll is cuz it’s like we do good damage. You know what I mean? We do really good damage with it already, which is pretty pretty epic. But I saw us. Yeah, there’s another thousand piece right there. That is [ __ ] crazy. So, now we have enough seated paper to go get silly. Seated deck. There it is. 243 goddamn damage after reforging. And look at how fast it goes. That is good. That is bound to be really good. So, between Plantera and Gollum is the haunted slots. The haunted slots drop luxurious cloth, which we would be making our next armor with. And that armor is going to be high roller armor. More defense, more damage, bigger dick, all that good stuff. A lot more damage. Wow. And I believe we would be using this high roller armor all the way through the Moon Lord. So, I’m thinking maybe we try the old haunted slots. This looks hilarious. Here is one haunted casino chip. I’m going to make two of them just in case we need to grind out any resources. Summons the immobile haunted slots. All right. What the [ __ ] Oh wow. Oh my god. Wow. Oh Jesus Christ. Oh that is a lot of dam. Oh my god. What the was that? Okay, let’s try that again. But let’s use the seated deck this time. Hello. Hello. What the [ __ ] happened? Was it enraged or something? That was deranged, man. That was that was insane. Okay. Oh, we just have to keep distance like bad. That is the ticket. Oh [ __ ] This is insane. This is a [ __ ] bullet hell. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. And we just scoot over. That’s all we do. We just scoot the [ __ ] over. God, this thing hits [ __ ] hard, doesn’t it? Oh dear. Oh, great heavens. Oh, thank God, dude. Okay, we got 18 luxurious cloth. There is still [ __ ] everywhere. Looks like we need 38 total. So, we’re going to have to do that some more. Unfortunado. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. He doesn’t do a lot of contact damage. Just the [ __ ] chips that do 324 damage to you. That is so sickening. It’s not even funny. Oh my god. What the happened? Holy hell. Oh, good lord in heaven. Did we [ __ ] Oh, thank God. Unfortunately, we have to kill him again for more luxurious cloth, but that Okay, thating that was Stop. Stop it, you bastard. Jesus Christ. Even after death, the thing is me up. Well, now that we have that done, we can make the high roller armor set. So, there’s a flat 12% increased damage and 12% increased crit strike chance. This is 12% increased damage again. Lo and behold, another 12% increased chance damage. That’s [ __ ] beautiful. On top of that, we got 25% increased movement speed, which I just adore. 15% increased chance damage, which is so so goddamn sick. So, what I kind of want to go after now, I feel like our cards are sorted. The deck ising sorted right now. I feel like as for our dice, I feel like the next big thing is the Terodise. So, we’re going to want to make the True Cortana and the True Twilight’s Verge. That should be enough. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. So, there’s the True Cortana. And now that we have this and the True Twilight’s Verge, we should be able to make the Terror dice, but we need Broken Gambler dice first, which supposedly is sold by the gambler during a solar eclipse. So, what I am thinking is that we go down to the temple, maybe raid the chest a little bit, start a solar eclipse, buy that [ __ ] up, make our dice, then go for Gollum. That is the new brand spanking new plan of action. God damn, what a [ __ ] weapon. I’m going to finish clearing this area out, kind of defuckifying it along the way. That way, we don’t have a hard time getting back down. Matter of fact, I take back that idea. [ __ ] that. I want the paradise right now. So, hypothetically, if I start it right now and then go talk to the gambler. Here we go. Now, we should be able to make the terror dice on a successful roll. Release two terra beams. That sounds [ __ ] crazy. So, I guess we can put this bad boy back for now. I’ll probably put back the weighted D8 as well. So, weighted, it does 194 damage. Let’s see what the terra beams look like real quick. Oh, [ __ ] wow. Oh, wow. Oh, it’s like Hey, look. It’s like the classic Terror Blade. How cool. Oh my god, this gets insane after a while. Good lord. It is time for Gollum, baby. It is goddamn time. And then let’s try it. Okay, I think the damage is going positively crazy, I believe. Okay, it actually is. It’s It’s going like uncomfortably good. I’m looking forward to seeing how it does on his big ass body. Doing really really good against his hands. Let’s try this bad boy out on him. Okay, just [ __ ] insane. Are we doing more damage with this? That is going positively insane because they’re bouncing around on him. What a machine of a dice. Good lord. We’re pretty much going to make dice zenith after this. So, I am uh I am very much looking forward to seeing how that goes. I think this might even be doing more damage. My god. I think it is. Jesus. Yu-Gi-Oh deck. First try. Give me that [ __ ] We didn’t get it, but we did get Golem dice. Hm. What do we think about that? It doesn’t seem all too crazy, though. It doesn’t seem to have a penalty from what I’m noticing. It’s just on a successful roll, we inflict double damage and inflict severe knockback. That is pretty [ __ ] cool in my opinion. God, I love gambling. Give me that Yu-Gi-Oh, baby. Give me that [ __ ] Yu-Gi-Oh. Nothing. I guess what we could do now is go home and maybe make beetle wings. We could shimmer our wings right now and make some beetle wings out of them. With our emblem on, we are nearly doing 300 damage with the seated deck. We broke 200 damage with the terror dice, which is insane. I feel like cuz I could hit multiple times. Give me the Yu-Gi-Oh. [ __ ] Come on, baby. Please. [ __ ] My god. We got a Pixaw. That’s cool. That’s cool, I guess. God, [ __ ] give me the goddamn Yu-Gi-Oh before I explode. Oh, [ __ ] you, man. Oh, I hate you. Ooh, this is doing more damage than this bad boy. Now, let’s try this out and just see how it goes. Huh? Why is there a [ __ ] mimic right here? What? Who? Who? Who asked? Supposedly, there’s a chance for double damage, which is really cute. What the just happened? Am I going insane? What the [ __ ] just happened there, huh? Why did that happen? He just exploded in like one hit. Was it because a thousand of these things were on the floor? Oh wow. Yes, it was. Oh my god. Can someone explain to me what happened there? What the happened? What happened? I love this. I don’t give a [ __ ] about the Yogi anymore, dude. I just want this all day long. What the happened? So, I’m seeing crazy hits out of nowhere, right? [Music] What the [ __ ] is even that? What is that? I love that so much. Is the Yogi a rare drop or something? I I don’t I don’t know. Like, what the even happened right there? Skyler, where is the Yogi? That’s me in the crawl space episode when Skyler gave my Yogi to [ __ ] ass Ted. What effect is doing that much damage? Just one piecing out of [ __ ] nowhere. I have to know. Please God, give me the [ __ ] Yu-Gi-Oh. Finally, finally, finally, finally. Jesus Christ. I have to wonder why we were killing that bastard so quick because 222 damage, as far as I’m concerned, when doubled, is only that of 444. Why were we doing like 10 million damage at once? Not that I’m against it. I would just like to know. I’m very keen to try out this Yu-Gi-Oh deck, however. Okay, with weighted, it’s 320. So, this thing is for sure better. Oh, you know what? I forgot all about was the Empress of Light dice miscellaneia though. Here’s what I’m thinking. We take out Dick Pitin, right? We get his stupid wings or his stupid mount. Hopefully both. Probably just the mount. And then we use the mount while it’s raining to take on the sun’s mil. So, let’s go ahead and try this thing. Okay. I don’t know what the we were worried about. The damage is crazy. The damage is actually insane. All right. Maybe I try this and see if it does the same thing to him as it did to Gollum. Then we’ll know if it was a Gollum only exclusive. I think it was a Gollum only exclusive. Okay, switching back to this now. Oh dear. Okay, this is turning out to just be a rather fair fight, if that makes any sense. I don’t know. The damage is really good, though. It’s all right. A hit every now and again won’t kill us. Actually, I lied. It literally will. Let’s back it on up. Doing good. Doing good. Doing good. The dash blaster method [ __ ] works every time with proper timing and consistency. You too can do the gambling dash blaster. All right. Goodbye, mother. Get out of my sight. All right. Looks like we got the shrimpy truffle. Very good. Very good. Precisely what we needed, baby. Precisely what we godamn needed. Here we are now in the absolute crevices of jungle/hollow hell. All to get one measly godamn bug to summon up the Empress of Light and get that mystical magical goddamn dice. So far, not seeing [ __ ] Unfortunate, but true. Oh, wow. Never mind. Hey. Oh, there’s another one. Hey, look at that. We might need two attempts. You know what I mean? We got to get down here. All right, got her. Tango down. First and foremost, I kind of just want to try this thing. So, like, you know, let’s just, you know, do that and see what happens. I think I’m going to stick with the cards, right? All right, that way we could actually attack slightly from a distance. Ever so slightly. However, I wonder how we would do with dice. Maybe. This [ __ ] is not going far enough, brother. It’s like occasionally we get a cute little nifty little hit, but like it’s too risky. It’s too risky. You know what I mean? Let’s just gamble our way to victory with this [ __ ] Slow, steady wins the race every time. You know what I mean? I’m hoping during the second phase we’re able to her up with dice a little bit more and do more damage. However, the Yu-Gi-Oh set is clutching. The Yu-Gi-Oh set is going positively stupid. deranged even ever so slightly. We’re getting absolutely Yogi with it and I couldn’t be more thrilled. That’s not good. Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay. Yep. Cards from now on. That’s it. I can’t even see a goddamn thing if I’m being real with you. Like, the damage is good. The damage is good. Don’t get me wrong. Don’t get me wrong for a goddamn fool’s moment. All right, we almost got her. Please God, just give us a dice first try. That’d be so goddamn hot. We almost got it. We should get her during this volley right here. Please. Oh, [ __ ] Please, please, please. Dice. Yes. Oh my god. We’re calm. We’re good. We’re fine. On a successful roll, release a homing night glow shard. 111 [ __ ] damage. Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] schmoly canoli, brother. That genuinely went about as well as it could have. Oh my god. Peep the drip. God diggity damn. That’s incredible, baby. We’re swag maxing and I couldn’t be more thrilled. After being weighted, it is 441 goddamn damage. That is soing bizarre. Gambling is just good for the entire family. I’m telling you. I’m telling you right now it is. So, here’s sort of the gear we’re going to be using for the Moon Lord battle since we’re going to be on a flying mount anyways. Right. We’re not going to need wings. We’re not going to need a dash. We’re not going to need any god diggity damn boots either. So, what we’ll do is just switch this good stuff on. So, we’re absolutely damage maxing beyond human comprehension. I’m pretty sure whenever it’s raining and we’re fighting the Moon Lord, the weighted Miscellaneia is going to be over 500 chance damage. I’m pretty goddamn sure. Don’t [ __ ] quote me on that. All right, don’t do it. But I’m pretty sure we’re going to break the 500 mark. But with our original gear equipped, I’m thinking we march our happy asses right over to the fungeon and absolutely destroy those nerd ass anti-gambling cultists. Oh, you guys are anti-gambling, are you? Eat this. God damn, the damage is insane already. There we go. Let’s just start lugging these guys straight up real quick. I might use this from the Moon Lord. I don’t know. I don’t know. It’s My god. Jesus Christ. That damage, brother. Oh Jesus. The damage is insane. Gambling does not stop winning. Holy hell. Looks like we’re going for the Nebula Pillar first. Jesus Christ, what a win. Let’s see how it does against a pillar. My god, the miscellaneia can [ __ ] have me. Aurora pillar. Is there another pillar? I don’t see another pillar. Um, did it spawn somewhere? I don’t know about that. What the [ __ ] is going on here? All right, vortex pillar is next until we figure out what in the hell is happening. I mean, this works. It’s kind of just like click the portal and see what happens. You see, we had the training from the clicker class. I am planning everything. Two steps ahead. Let’s absolutely decimate this pillar once more. God damn, does it feel good. Does it feel good? It makes me feel powerful. Gambling. Clearly, gambling just makes you feel powerful, omnipotent, and stronger. That’s all it is. No wonder people get addicted to gambling. I feel great. Here we go, baby. And the Stardust Pillar is [ __ ] down. I am feeling great. It just gets better and better, folks. It just gets better and better. All right, as soon as we take out this pillar, it’s goddamn showtime. All right, it appears as if it’s goddamn showtime. I already have our fancy equipment on, which is really good. I think we’re just about ready. Unfortunately for us, I have no source of healing. I am praying, praying for a first time dub. I think it’s pretty excellent that we could throw the dice pretty goddamn far. I mean, I I think we’ll be good. As long as our momentum’s solid, I I think we’ll be good. I’m going to just wait for this bastard to spawn in, and he’s going to catch dice right to the eyeball immediately. Look at that. 518 damage. Uh-oh. Okay, let’s start chucking this [ __ ] right away. Defense is not the best in the world, but by golly, look at that damage. Okay, just got to keep going for that top eye. Got to keeping hitting it as hard as possible. Think he’s not going to be able to kill us all. Ooh, okay. Hey, strategy. Strategy. Major strat alert, baby. Once that eye opens and we manage to get around that laser, we should be able to just kind of drag him upwards, right? Like this and just soak him in a [ __ ] ton of damage. Come on. No. This is scary. This is scary. Okay, two hands are down. Two hands are down. Uh-oh. Not looking good. Not looking good. Not looking good at all. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We might have this. We might have this. Just got to keep distance. Please God, don’t do that. Okay, his health is going down very [ __ ] steadily. Oh, Jesus. Yes, indeed. Gambling wins again. I’m feeling good. I’m feeling good. I’ll just come right out and say it. I’m feeling excellent. I’ve been gambling for like 13 hours straight and I couldn’t feel better. Let’s see what we get. Literally nothing. Gambling audience. No. What do Pokeball? Hello. Look at it. God damn. Catch them all, brother. That’s what I’m talking about. Oh my god. Okay. Oh [ __ ] Oh, thank God we’re able to do this. Does this just spawn wherever I Wherever I put it? Like like what is this? Oh [ __ ] That’s not good. Is it going to do anything to me? Doesn’t seem so. Looks like it’s just taking it on the goddamn chin like a good pillar. All right, we got a roaring fragments, baby. Oh, what a [ __ ] relief. Now, what can we do with these bad boys? I wonder if we were supposed to use these, you know, to like beat the Moon Lord. Celestial Gambling Device, huh? So, we get increased likelihood of a successful roll by one. 25% increased chance damage and 15% increased crit strike chance. That is beautiful. Since we have enough to make the gambling device, I say we make that right now. Ladies and gentlemen, it is not gambling if you know you’re going to [ __ ] win. Give me the dice. Oh, we got it. Oh, Jesus. Okay, that Okay, that just looks like your average dice, right? Looks like your average dice, but it combines into the pinnacle dice, which obviously we’re going to need to do a lot more grinding for, unfortunately. Totally fine. Totally fine. It’s okay. It’s like the zenith dice. All right, look at it. [ __ ] look at it. If we roll one, we get double damage and severe knockback. Two gives us a shooting star. Three gives us an ancient storm. Four gives us blizzard shards. Five is flaming pumpkins. And six is godamn terra beams. What? While we’re at it, we can make our final set of armor. Aurora armor. So, this is already 22% increased chance damage and 16% increased crit strike chance in [ __ ] satiable. The pants is another 22% increased chance damage along with 25% increased movement speed and 10% increased jump speed. Now, the breasticles is just another flat 22% increased chance damage. We are going to be hitting so goddamn hard, it’s not even funny. The set bonus is another 20% increased chance damage and increased likelihood of a successful roll by one, which is incredible. Obviously here, obviously, our next step is probably obviously to make the pinnacle dice. I want this [ __ ] so bad it hurts. So, real quick, let’s just see what we already have and what we need, right? Jesus Christ. We can make the tin dice right now. I do not know how to get that on a successful roll. Release a shooting star. Is that a sky island thing perhaps? Okay. Yep, it is. It most certainly. Oh my god. We could have been using this the whole [ __ ] time. Frosty dice. Okay, we need a frost core and we’ll be good. Let’s go get that right now. Here we go. Here we go, baby. Give me that [ __ ] Easy. Easy. So easy. Frosty dice. Check, baby. Check. Check, please. We need fin dice. And this is for the forbidden dice, of course. So, we made the fin dice and now we need forbidden fragments. Oh my god. Finally. Finally. Finally. Finally. Where you at, baby? Where you at, baby? Please. Oh my god. Jesus. That took like, believe it or not, that [ __ ] took like 35 minutes for one. For one measly one. Okay. And here is the forbidden dice. On a successful roll, release an ancient storm. Let’s see what that looks like. Huh. Oh, Jesus Christ. They weren’t [ __ ] around. The forbidden dice is now officially in the mix, meaning all we need now is the horseman’s head and a goddamn chewed dice. We’ll grab that chew dice first and foremost. Easy [ __ ] peasy. Look at that. Finally, there it is. All right, cool. Now, it’s time to get sloppy head from a horseman. Meaning, we need one of these bad boys. And we need to summon it up right godamn away. This could either be a really quick, nice, clean, smooth process, or it could take all godamn night. And I’m hoping it’s the first choice. Here’s our first horseman. Let’s get him. First try. First try. Maybe. First try, perhaps. Maybe. No, we got the horseman blade. Normally, I wouldn’t be too mad about that, but right now, ooh, I’m furious. I’m steamed even. Oh my god. Wait, we got it. Oh, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. And now with the sloppiest sloppiest of horsemen’s head. Well, first of all, wait, let me see what it does first. All right. Oh, wow. Oh, that’s cool. Oh, wow. That Okay, I actually really I quite like that a lot. How neat. At long, long beautiful [ __ ] last. Let’s make the pinnacle dice. I would say now that we’re comfortably comfortably geared out, perhaps perhaps we could try out the Moon Lord just a little bit more. I’m pretty goddamn sure there’s a card set we could get from him called Deck of Many Things. And I would love to get that from him and try it on him some more. But first and foremost, let’s see how this thing looks. Oh my god. Look. Holy [ __ ] I have got to see what this looks like, right? I have got to see what this looks like. Oh, Jesus. Oh, the damage, baby. Oh, the goddamn damage. Our projectiles areing lighting it up bad over here. Holy hell. Wa. Oh, who knew gambling would be such a joy. My god, brother. This truly is the zenith of gambling. Without a doubt in my mind. Holy [ __ ] The amount of sandstorms it made just to wipe this [ __ ] clean off the face of the earth. Incredible. Insatiable. Give me the deck of cards. Wait. Yes. Yes. All right. Yes. What does it do? Okay. You already know the drill. Let’s try this goddamn thing out. Wow. Fast. Ouch. That just looks like it hurts. It looks like it hurts him bad. It’d be cool to see some type of crafting table for this bad boy that takes most of the cards you create to make. And then much like the dice, it grants all the beautiful effects as well. But I understand you can’t have zenith everything. I think this is really really cool on its own as well. I had to switch to Oh my [ __ ] god, I died. That is so embarrassing. Don’t get me wrong, I still like the deck of many things. I still like it. All right. I think it’s cool. I think it has excellent velocity. I think it’s nice to have as kind of a backup to this bad boy. But there is just no [ __ ] beating the pinnacle dice. And to make up for that staggering loss, let’s kill this buffoon once more with the dice. Absolute dice style, of course. Jesus Christ. It’s an absolute melting machine. And I love it. I love it so much. Now we just got to get his ugly ass heart and we’ll be all good. See how beautiful life can be when you just gamble? When you just hit theing slots. All right. When you put it all on red. This this cyan burst of rays. All right. Of joy and hope. It can come from a slot machine, too. Not just a moon lord. I always loved how this trophy looked like a big old juicy ass. I hope they never change it. I love it. Even this eyeballs. Like, god damn. Look at that thing. Look. All right, folks. With the Moon Lord being defeated, that just about does it for this class playthrough. The carnage is [ __ ] insane, dude. The pinnacle dice is the best thing that’s ever happened. Obviously, and very apparently, such as all my playthroughs go, there was a staggering amount of dice and decks that I missed. So, I highly, highly recommend checking out the mod for yourself. From what I understand and what I’ve seen, the mod is still being worked on. So, I would absolutely recommend checking out this bad boy for yourself. I had a really fun time. So, with that being said, thank you all so much for watching. If you did enjoy this video, please be sure to drop a like and subscribe for more content like this, as well as leave a comment down in the comment section below to let me know your thoughts on this video. For video and stream updates, make sure to follow my Instagram and Twitter linked down below. And if you ever want to catch me doing some wacky ass playthroughs live, make sure to follow the Twitch link down below as well. Thank you all so much again for watching, and I’ll be seeing all of you absolute gambling freaks in the next one. Waffle Time put it all on Red Edition out. [Music]

Today, we try out the Chance Class Mod, and see just how far it can take us in the average Terraria playthrough. We’ll have to gamble our way through the Empress of Light’s bullet hell, put it all on red during the Moon Lord battle, and take out a second mortgage on our home for the Duke Fishron Battle. Each dice roll or card throw certainly has the CHANCE to do us well, but then again, it most certainly can go horrendous as well. The real question is- how far can the Chance Class really take us in a Terraria playthrough? Will we be able to gamble our way through each boss? Will chance be enough to take us to the endgame? Is it even possible to get past the Wall of Flesh, let alone the Moon Lord with some dice or a deck of cards? Truly, there’s only one way to find out.

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Chance Class Mod
Census – Town NPC Checklist
Fargo’s Mutant Mod
Luminance
AlchemistNPC Lite
Recipe Browser
Subworld Library
Boss Checklist
Auto Reforge
Ore Excavator
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