Breaking 100 Minecraft Laws in 24 Hours!

in today’s video I can break any law from digging straight down to escaping the world border Can I reach a million dollars while breaking the laws Or will I lose everything to the cops So as you can see I have a $0 bounty But when I start breaking laws by digging straight down Yeah look at that See now I’ve got $10 The more laws I break the more my bounty goes up Woo Preston you are under arrest You cannot dra it Oh you you think you’re you’re going to dig down and get away with it Yeah I caught him in digging down Preston is it best Is it shovel on the stone or is it the other way around I don’t uh are you Wait are you are you breaking the law I’m trying I have to arrest you sometimes You got to break Are you breaking the I don’t see chase anywhere because now we’re breaking the law about sleeping in the Nether and blowing up our bed I think right here is perfect Oh yeah this is sick Oh no No Preston Preston Do not do that Okay Listen My nephew’s watching this Why are you everywhere Listen My You don’t even have a nephew This is going to blow up the bed Are you think the bed’s going to explode when I lay down That’s what happens bro Didn’t you watch the Minecraft movie bro What do you think I am some kind of criminal dude I’m seriously just watch watch YouTubers I’m watching Oh jeez Why would you happen except for my bounty going up to $50 Preston I need to inspect your bed Okay dude I’m a little uncomfortable How about this I will let you inspect this bed Thanks Preston Go ahead and try to sleep in it What Wait let me relax you Relax It was literally just a prank It was just a prank killing me with a bed I didn’t sleep All right How about this Listen to me Listen to me No Listen to me Let me tell you something I’m I’m listening Let me tell you something I’m about to break another law Preston you’re standing next to the ledge I think I know what you’re thinking No Wait wait wait Whoa whoa whoa What are you thinking No Oh I say on three Three two one Strider Water bucket clutch Oh Oh Oh my god Wait Is that his gas Wait Wait Is it happy Press No That’s it We’re going down Oh how did you die with the electron $950 is not bad man I’ll take that We’re back in the overworld now We are going to shear the unsharerable mobs Coast always looks clear and then Tweedle D come walking away You know this right here this is not illegal That’s very normal Sheep are shearable mobs I’m talking about the unsharerable mobs like chicken Oh chicken I’m so sorry That’s ridiculous We’re not done yet No you can literally even shear cows Look at these guys All right And Oh my god Why is it so gross looking It looks like the It looks like spam Like meat in a can Oh there you are Preston Oh in the over I see Come on Just come with me You got to tell the judge that you’re sorry Come on What are you doing to this cow my guy I’m I’m making a friend What are you doing over here Do you have any Wait hold on Do you have any evidence that I performed something that’s illegal No I just I saw you over here I just I’m keeping my eye So you see me over here Do you just think I’m doing something illegal Are you profiling Um Preston what video are you recording right now No Uh what’s it called Let me uh let me look at the I forgot I can’t read I’m sorry I’m going to need you to put that on Just Yeah You know honestly I did Come on Put Put them around your hands You’re coming If I’m If I’m going to do this could you could you um turn around Yeah Do you mind turning around so I can do this Cuz it’s kind of awkward Remember I I said things that are typically unsharable Are you whispering to me Cal You sound like Preston Why Why are you looking at Yo Cy why are you looking at me Wait what Sorry I can’t get around my I can’t get around my Preston Why do you have a bounty Did you do something to the cow What did you do Were those supposed to be like that Cuz press running Oh my gosh I’m going to get b I’m going to get banned I’m going to get banned I’m naked How am I the criminal I just got killed for pancing somebody Wait my bounty is zero Y’all know my goal is to get a million dollars on my bounty and I’m all the way back to zero Oh bro it’s on Now that we’ve been set back to zero we have to go mega illegal So I’m at Noob’s house I’m outside of Noob’s house right Great guy But that chest right there full of diamonds We’re going to put a bunch of hoppers beneath his chest to siphon the diamonds down and steal them Nice and slow Nice and slow Connect the hoppers over here We connected this correctly We should see diamonds flowing in the hoppers And look at this go baby Look at that go Almost back to the bounty I was at before I literally was killed My demon cop call 911 Oh my Does bro know how to use a phone book I feel bad man Like Noob is great We know like he’s my homie but like sometimes even the homies got to be robbed Noob I’m coming What is it my child Somebody stole your diamonds Wait Noob before we go in there have you seen Preston No Oh okay Maybe it’s someone else then All right come on Noob Let’s Let’s Let’s look around I do have the diamonds connected to this dispenser and this redstone so we can literally flick this and just chuck them into the lava This is the most illegal thing you can do with diamonds Stealing pretty illegal Burning them in lava Extremely illegal That’s just a trap door Oh no Noob Oh my This is so much worse than I thought Okay so if Preston’s not around who could build this I mean unspeakable Oh god I hear them coming down the ladder Better builder sometimes It could be noob This could be Camman stealing your diamonds This is scary He’s also the best Oh it’s getting spit out No Oh jeez Noob go catch him Noob go catch him Oh no Noob No no no no no no no What the wait Nobody saw that No no nobody saw that Wait what’s this What Who was that Oh no Who was that Nobody saw Please don’t kill me Please Oh you didn’t see anything Oh my god Dude this guy’s actually a monster No No No No No No You didn’t see anything You didn’t see anything Yes I did bro Yes I did I saw you literally kill a man that you were supposed to save Save me Bone meal is only to be used on plants Like you could grow the grass you can grow your crops but one thing you maybe didn’t know you can do illegally is you can maybe um you can grow mobs with bone meal And you know this guy like as long Dude please just I just don’t want it to grow his nose cuz that’s like that’s more than illegal That’s like a sin I feel like you need a little little growth [Music] spurt Look at that Oh and the bounty went up significantly What 20k in the bounty I’m basically giving this guy free juice Okay How big can this guy get You are terrifying I’m not letting you go anymore Yeah Look at this bad boy Mega horse dude Oh my god This is not a horse anymore This is like a literal ship You’re literally the size of a boat Can I jump across this entire cannon [Music] Yo Oh my Okay Bounty is 250,000 750,000 to go for our goal of 1 million Time to break some more laws I cooked with this one We made a fully automated store that scams players I’m terrible for this man I’m terrible Let me show you how to scam I mean how to avoid scams Put your 10 diamonds in players like “Oh my gosh awesome.” Now you go stand over here on the pressure plate to get your free diamond axe and diamond armor set And look at this full like the diamond axe That’s fantastic Oh my gosh like the gear’s even enchanted Like this is crazy right Test your armor here Okay sounds pretty cool Nice Let’s just go touch this cactus [Music] And all the armor has the lowest durability It’s terrible So somebody’s coming We got to hide Hide Hide Hide Hide Oh who this Oh it’s Rob bro Freaking classic Of course the penguin needs gear What does he even need it for Look at him He’s probably reading the sign like “Oh my god bro 10 diamonds for 30 diamonds worth of gear That’s a steal.” Literally it’s a steal cuz I’m still Oh my god Wait did he put his diamonds in Yeah he did bro Oh look at him Oh he just put it on now Wait for it Wait for it The bounty just went up to 500,000 Oh is he Wait is he reading the sign to test your armor Before he tries to test his gear let me tell you about something that’s not a scam Fire Merch from firemerch.com Promise you it’s got high durability and also it’s a it’s a wiener It’s a hot dog Anyways firework.com Link in the description Go check it out Oh it’s so good It’s so good Oh thanks for the free diamonds buddy Oh we out We out My little brother Josh is AFK Yeah he’s not moving Who logs out in front of their door Why would you not log out inside of your house There’s something that you can build It’s just the most annoying machine that traps AFK players and like you just can’t get out Oh my god All right I’m just going to build it You really don’t need a whole lot of things to build this thing either This is everything you need to build it Before he gets back we have to move him onto the piston If we can just get him onto the piston he’s already in the trap Yeah perfect Okay going to put obsidian around him Oh he’s done He’s done All right Now check it out We’re just going to let the redstone do its thing Turn this bad boy on Now the piston is on a redstone clock It’s just going up and down Up and down Let me break this obsidian to show you guys what it looks like No Wait How did he get How did he get in here Oh no Oh we just got reset We just got reset to $0 How did Chase even get inside the machine How did he do that Why he do that That’s it man Look I I I tried I tried I I warned him I warned him I got reset again You don’t understand the illegal things I’m about to do to the server Man I’m doing something no man should ever do No I dare No Minecraft player should even touch Not even No not even Jack Black himself The Steve Wither I call it the Stither This thing is diabolical If you didn’t know you can literally use Steve heads to make this thing It’s disgusting Oh Oh Are you ready for the Stither I don’t even know if I’m ready for the Stither man Criminal activity on three two one and Oh he’s hideous God this is just like this is the only way to get our bounty up to a million I’m serious Look at this guy go Look at this guy go dude Look at him go I love the little Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh But there’s no time to waste We got to get our bounty up Come on This is a duplication machine I mean this could literally get your account banned from Minecraft That’s how illegal this thing gets Desperate times desperate measures All you have to do by the way to activate the duplication machine is stand on the pressure plate And right now we’re duplicating some diamond blocks Check it out Tell me that’s not insane Tell me that’s not insane Oh there you are Preston What is this Are you duplicating What makes you think I would be doing something so evil Okay enough of this this banter back and forth Stop it right now We have to fix this or it’s going to break the server Move move move I’m serious I’m moving I’m moving I’m moving You’re going to destroy the whole server bro The literal whole server All right Oh no Oh no Oh no Uh Oh Oh my gosh Wait Oh jeez Oh we have an army Oh no Yo cops get him Now there’s like 50 of them trying to kill us He’s swimming Go boys Wait You guys can swim right Oh they look so good You can’t escape They all have murderous intent Wait they got cloned without pants We are looking for a red and orange lava creeper You might know him as Preston Place And he is about to break this whole server and get I don’t know You’re literally looking at a band of murderers I’m looking at a band of murderers A spike He got a spike like Come on boys On me Okay Yep They sold me This is the last law you’ll ever break in your life No you don’t No you don’t Oh my god It’s over No Preston don’t do it Price no Don’t Don’t do it man Don’t do what We’re just playing Minecraft What It’s a world border You’re not supposed to go through that thing Who said I was going to go through the world border No dude Listen Okay no more jokes No more jokes Okay listen Let’s just Hey let’s just talk about this Oh god Actually psych Get him N I I bought him some Wait how how did you What Come on Keep on going How did you I can’t keep on going Please get back to the border Wait a second Look at this No Okay Don’t make You’re being mean to him Come on No guys Don’t listen to him Follow me if you’re an idiot How did you even go through the border bro Get stuck on the border If it’s okay for me to keep breaking laws don’t Oh wow Looks like it’s okay I guess I’ll keep breaking laws Typically you cannot mine the dragon egg You have to like use a piston and then you can break it and pick it up Now we can break it And I mean I really hope this works All right we broke it and it hatched into the baby ender dragon Look at him He’s so cute Bounty went up We have a cute little baby ender dragon Honestly why is this illegal I mean all we did is just make a little cute little ender dragon Look at him go Do not attempt to summon Herobrine I don’t know why it’s so illegal Do we even know if this guy really is a bad dude Plus does he really even exist Like I mean if Herobrine wasn’t in the Minecraft movie like how do we know if he’s even real Anyways all you have to do is put the four redstone torches down like we did and then you light the top of the netherrack No just in case this works which I don’t think it will I’m going to go and do it at a distance with my flame bow I don’t really want to deal with this potentially dangerous mythological creature You know I already have this uh chase guy who’s trying to kill me If we can hit the top of the netherrack that should light this up and that will spawn here Brian If it even works I don’t even don’t even know if the guy’s real Three two one Yes Oh my god something did spawn Bro this could just be Steve for all we know Okay Steve can’t fly Present spawned in the first Steve It’s Jack Black Let’s go boys Okay maybe maybe Steve just flies Uh Mr Steve I’m a massive fan Listen I’m looking for Preston Um do you know where uh Steve I don’t know Your eyes are looking a little more um fresh Wait that’s not that’s pure Okay Steve definitely does not have the ability to uh summon lightning No please No Preston Please I’m I need help Please help me Help me Preston It’s Preston please Preston you hear me No Oh I went into the ravine Okay no more illegal summoning The classic lag machine This will literally crash the entire server which is why it’s so illegal You just have a bunch of pistons with sand up on them and it just continues to bounce and jiggle and it makes things so laggy All you got to do is flick this lever at 3 2 1 Lag it up baby No Oh Oh my It’s so bad Look at the bounty too man It’s just stacking up You I I Oh my god Oh not you again Oh you can’t stop me You can’t stop me Once it started you can’t stop it baby Go ahead Try try to blow up Try to blow up See what that does You got to be kidding me How did that TNG fly all the way over here What do you do What do you do at this moment in time Back to zero again What is It’s like the third time I’m starting to lose count I need an idea Thank Preston [Music] [Music] Thanks a shot I’m going to do it I’m going to try to mine the sun It Oh I don’t think I’m imagining things No it definitely just broke We literally just broke the sun This is it though It looks like a giant glowstone block Oh Ow It burned It burned Oh god Put it down Put it down I mean half a million for mining the sun is crazy And we’re just going to unfortunately kill all multisellular life on planet Minecraft but worth it This pickaxe is strong enough to mine the sun There’s no way you can’t mine bedrock which I know is illegal I know I know I’m tell Yeah Look at this No No It’s just like the world’s craziest pickaxe I can literally break I break a bedrock and I get so much money My bounty goes up so much every time I break bedrock This is crazy [Music] Oh my god Where did you come from Where did you come from Why did you join I didn’t want to even get banned Preston Okay I’m literally $1 away And now we’re trapped in infinity And now we’re both going to die But you and I are stuck together Think about the impossibilities Wait did you just help me break my last law which is going to the bottom of the void This is an elite This is elite one I’ve never seen this That’s it I know He even helped ban He even literally helped me break another law He put me in jail That was the next law I was going to break What a great guy man [Music]

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