Minecraft but there’s 1,000,000 Obsidian

so you need like 10 obsidian to build a Nether portal but how many do you need for a portal to the Super Nether 100 nope a thousand pump that number 1 million perhaps yeah that’ll do but how am I supposed to mine that much well I got to start somewhere I guess water bucket thank you heather obsidian block old buddy old pal you’re going to be the first in my collection that’s one small step for Oh what was that what do we have here shock portal since when does a single obsidian block drop an entire Nether portal all right well I like shortcuts yeah wa check out this place man is this the Super Nether we’re heading for oh we got things for sale too bottom this lava bucket oh my gosh only one obsidian i’ve got that i’m good for it yeah check it out man there’s a lot of things for sale obsidian pickaxes obsidian hammers is that an Ender Chester hey buddy oh that’s expensive dude this one looks a little bit cursed oh here we go super Nether portal 1 million obsidian ah said that’s what you’re after well we got a ways to go for the Wait actually wait let me get this guy bottomless lava bucket yes please normally I prefer when my lava buckets do have a bottom on them so that they don’t burn them toies but let’s see what this is even works in dispensers okay hold on what is this about oh dude oh heck yeah man look wait can I Yeah I just have Oh sorry chicken do I have infinite lava now this is going to make collecting obsidian so much easier ow ow okay didn’t work no no no we get in the water i was trying to see if we could use it to have like a water walking boots basically but uh got hit a little bit lost in the sauce well at least we won’t need to worry about going down to caves or run out of lava anytime soon but let’s get to mining i think that next item only needed five obsidian 1 2 3 four and five all righty let’s get our hands on that new item what you call again let’s see yep obsidian pickaxe thank very much mine’s obsidian at lightning speeds heck yeah man diamond pickaxe you’ve been a deer but it’s time to retire you’ve served your nation well holy cow that is very fast okay well that should make getting to a million just a little bit easier oh except on the when you burned it alive hm i got a better idea what if we tried this water bucket down and then Oh yeah okay this is going to be way faster i’ll just put my pickaxe right there oh check this out we’re going to get obsidian so much faster i feel like I’m my own automatic redstone machine it’s still like uh hideously slow compared to how fast I’m going to want to mine to get to a million but I’m not going to complain just yet we’re already at 15 obsidian and I’m pretty sure there was another item I could buy inside the shop for that much let’s see oh yep copper golem okay how are you going to help me get obsidian i guess I’ll find out um what uh what do you do maybe something to do with the lava where you like eat the lava and poop out obsidian or something okay no looks like he vomits lava at this point how about if I turn you into obsidian there we Oh we’ll try that again yeah there we go mine away my friend uh mine uh please maybe did no oh when given an obsidian pickaxe it’ll mine anything in front of it oh looking fresh my guy nice new gear uh you might turn it a little bit left for me don’t worry I’ll hold your hand everything’s going to be okay this way he’s uh he’s new here let’s see there you go a Yeah he does i’ve got a little helper now so we put our water right here and then if we put our bottomless lava Oh yeah oh boy hey this is even faster than my pickaxe man we’re getting like one of these a second at this point good job buddy i’ll uh pay you later i promise what do copper golems even take for money do you like you paid in lightning or something if that’s the case I can’t help you and we’re just going to call this an internship instead that’s code for he’s not making a dime h this is still a pretty involved process though and uh your boy Crafty’s kind of lazy let’s get ourselves a good night’s rest i need your outer layer and then we can think on a little bit after a long night’s rest about 15 seconds i have an idea to the caves just kidding totally planned couple of you oh sure why not ah here we go perfect how to be a smart uh redstone guy oh one here one here couple more uh carry the uh two the five uh G forces we put a dispenser here and put our lava bucket inside i think all we got to do now is uh power this thing uh by doing that there we go oh yeah oh boy okay and then look check it out it’s working oh yeah and if we just stand right here nice it’ll automatically get me more obsidian oh big brain alert it definitely didn’t take me like 30 minutes to figure this out and I couldn’t have already had like 1,000 obsidian by then but hey I feel accomplished well while he’s collecting away why don’t we go ahead and get our next item all right let’s see obsidian of fire ah just shy on that but hey we get a couple more of these guys and really start automating all right boys the moment of truth yeah there we go oh oh yeah feeling real good about this one i didn’t figure out a way to actually collect them so I kind of got to just stand in the midst of danger every once in a while but we are getting so much of a Simeon so fast now man this definitely also didn’t take me like an extra hour of troubleshooting you’re just going to have to take my word for that one but hey look we’re already at 50 man we can get our next item obsidian fire that’s a word oh this thing looks sweet man all right let’s see what it does hopefully it doesn’t completely uh invalidate all of the redstone work I just spent countless hours on let’s see wild place drops cobblestone will be turned into Yep that’s exactly what it does all right let’s see place you down and what what did it say put cobblestone on top what do we Oh no way did it do it ah yes man oh okay we’re going to be getting obsidian so fast now everywhere I look is practically obsidian now i mean that was like literally three right there that’s great although I got to say this pickaxe it kind of mines regular old stone about the same speed it was already mighty obsidian so I don’t know if it’s actually that much faster but I feel more accomplished and uh that’s all that matters right it’s not actual progress or anything and between that and our robo buddies over here a dude we already have over a 100 obsidians from that let’s see what we can buy now i’m pretty sure we can afford the next thing i had a peek at it yeah obsidian hammer and we’ve got enough check this puppy out chicken do you like my hammer oh wow did the hammer just do that i was just trying to pet my chicken with the large blunt object it doesn’t mine’s in a 3×3 area dude now we can get obsidian way faster hold on a second check this out oh my gosh dude we’re going to get so much more obsidian now okay this is incredible quick MLG yeah there we go and let’s get to collecting of course it’s naturally every other stone type except actual stone right there dude we already have like a stack of obsidian just for mining for like 5 seconds okay so we got like 150 cobblestone that should be more than enough to get the next item oh what are you what are you oh no we’ve been ambushed obsidian creatures too and they broke my Ow they broke all my farms man stay back oh wait i got my hammer hi whoa whoa what happened what did I do wait a second is it the Whoa when I right click it shoots him up into the air man so this is incredible less incredible all my stuff has been completely broken not as Wait did I I think my hammer does more damage than I real Uh-oh okay hey there buddy it’s okay you’ll be fine oh he doesn’t take fall damage um all right you know what we’re going to Glen Ditch oh man goodbye Redstone Automations and Doohickeys and Wonders you’ve been overtaken by a threat can I get my obsidian and No he’s over i’ll just buy another sheep i need your upsides all right a little bit safer now those obsidian mobs must be from the super Nether we learned about well at least we got enough obsidian to get our next item or or at least this one again the obsidian of fire actually what is the next item we need a blade for 1,000 obsidian well that’ll come in handy if any more threats come our way at least I didn’t take all the blocks out of my inventory all right let’s see 64 cobblestone right on top oh yeah let it all flow through man this thing is moving so fast i really think I need to get another one of them we’ll just plop you on and plop you on as well we’re getting so much obsidian so quickly but we do need 1,000 so why don’t we go ahead and get to mining and we’ll load up our inventory oh man this is going to be so much obsidian so fast dude looking good nope i probably should empty my inventory well probably don’t need our mumbo devices anymore get rid of the redstone don’t need you boys thank you very much too many of those who cares about seeds and we’ll just drop all you on top just like that that’s like 500 obsidian already man all right back to the mines not even really packed in the mines i’m kind of like creating the mind with my hammer here in the world of crafty we bring the caves to us blah blah blah blah blah blah blah you are getting all obsidian probably could have chose like a better name for that but I’m no English major let’s see the damage holy cow dude 1,500 from that well that’s definitely enough for our blade in we go i am become danger yeah yeah look at this pointy boy just try me oh wait how much is the next thing 2500 all right where was I oh just try me obsidian mobs you ru the day you messed with crafty oh gosh okay baby you want to mess with crafty no no ow okay always i didn’t even have a chance to figure out what my sword did ouch stop it stop it get back well it looks pretty strong oh did it just drop a bunch of obsidian too oh wa what does my power do what is this the sword dude it’s a spouch holy cow oh my goodness okay well defenses are nice and covered and oh my gosh so is the amount of obsidian I just got we almost have 4,000 obsidian from that that is incredible bit less incredible almost dying right as you leave through a portal what is going on man it looks like Are they like attracted to my machines or something we’re going to have to keep a lower profile well that’s a weird perspective never seen that happen before anyways I have a feeling we’re going to have to ditch the automation machines but I also have a feeling we’re not going to need them anymore we are stacking obsidian at this point i can literally already afford the next item you’re just looking at now what’s it called edible obsidian ah perfect to sink your teeth into if you’ve noticed I don’t have any teeth it’s almost like I was already eating on insanely rough and dense and dirt coarse and thick uh and other adjectives stone but as they say over the lips through the gums look out to the world uh here we go okay what did it do it gave me some health all right great fire resistance i can’t even see what it did man i already ate health wa what’s happening oh no way hey when I run it breaks everything around me and I get obsidian for it too oh my gosh well best return on investment ever it doesn’t last that long but I bet if we just move fast enough after eating it the first time we could probably get more obsidian than we actually spend to buy it okay but what does this thing do let’s just see yep gain absorption regen and fire and it breaks blocks while sprinting okay I understand the assignment and no yep okay so we can at least buy another just like that all right let’s go down just a little bit lower break on through and get back to running sweet dude now I actually think we’ll be able to get to a million obsidian yeah we got 5600 from that man we only caused a very small amount of ecological damage chickens if anyone asks it was an earthquake okay I swear I’m a good guy all we can’t afford the boots but I think this is going to be the key to getting obscinian faster than ever and so we should probably just keep bunching down for a little bit and oh my goodness they’re already back boys don’t you know what to call it a rest all right to go for the beds too looks like any sign of Crafty being present in the world is enough to really set these boys off i mean I got to say I don’t blame him for being so hard-headed they are made from obsidian after all let’s just keep on stacking i got to say eating has never been so satisfying before but look we’ve got enough obsidian now where we could buy another edible one and we could afford the next obsidian item all right just ran out perfect timing buy one more in case I get hungry later obsidian boots acquired ah and a jester veric’s been able to buy you don’t worry buddy we’ll be back to purchase your real quick like our obsidian boots oh no way dude these things look awesome yep anywhere we walk turns into obsidian i don’t even need to mine them anymore dude anna could just walk up the side of the hills oh my gosh this is getting really cool yeah I was going to say Crafty on your million obsidian journey uh did you ever expect to stop having the mine for it and to that I signal which uh by the way I’m kind of into mining slow makes me tired makes me hungry so hungry that it’s time to combine powers oh yeah now we’re seriously raking in the blocks look at that we’re getting like hundreds of blocks a second with the boots combined no water with the boots combined with my obsidian hurry please just get to 7500 i don’t want to burn my last edible obsidian just yet we can just uh cover the rest of our tracks by covering some tracks all right sheep it’s a Mr beast challenge last to leave uh the sitting circle loses or or wins okay everybody lost i even gave you the rules beforehand cheek come on 7500 acquired take a quick little nappy and then break her bed before anybody comes and back to the shop we go for an ender chester hey dude what’s up all right let’s see where are you at here best friends forever i missed you man you got anything good for me in here oh subscribe at Crafty oh he sure does oh wait he does something even better look at our currency it’s got a multiplier on it every single time we walk around break something and kill bad guys we get a double bonus now oh I’ve missed you dude and not just cuz you’re useful to my plans well it’s a good thing we saved one of our edible obsidian now we can actually use it and get twice as much as we had before all right munch them on down knop knock and here we go oh my gosh we are getting so much more obsidian now just man stay close i need your bonuses oh it looks like it ran out okay well that was fast no man we’re not supposed to be happy we ran out of power that’s all right let’s just get some more we can check how much the next thing costs anyways oh we’re very close 15,000 well I have a feeling uh the edible obsidian is still going to be the fastest way to get there after only eating one we literally have enough for the next item already this is good back to my compulsive spending habit obsidian TNT you’re coming with to tn me crafty and no I’ll stop i kind of want a good shot of the blast so why don’t we go back up to the surface much better all right i could see what this thing does but I kind of wanted to see what it does by uh Oh it’s already lit okay back away chest man oh my goodness that is that falling out oh get up get up get up go go go i’m going to die i’m going to die man I am so glad my boots give me far resistance i have half a heart man we missed like the whole blast i just realized we still have the TNT does it run out when I use it this is a game changer it looks like the TN did something ugly let’s Let’s see what the damage looks like jester well it doesn’t look that bad i mean the couple trees look like they’ve um been weathered and seen some things you could say i did just walk over some cooked meat i’m just going to assume it was there and that sheep didn’t have the worst day of his life aka the last day hm i do want to see something though i’m pretty sure last time I used that TNT I Yeah okay we can throw it all right back away Chester let’s get a better look at what’s going on this time we just need to avoid where all the lavit is falling holy moly look at this it is just Oh no no no I know that is the opposite of what I said no no no okay well that’s all of my food now and probably get some better armor so why don’t we try and find a village and jackpot we’ve got a village oh and we’ve got a target for a little bit from now mutton is no longer on the menu though it was delicious for a time sorry dude need some armor don’t worry for my own good and with that my boy some revenge is in order huh the the pillagers didn’t do anything well we’re just going to go with it they’re usually up to no good so no harm no foul right oh my gosh they actually are up to no good the pillagers are in cahoot with the obsidian mobs oh my goodness all right we’ve come just in time Jester let’s Nice it’s a little bonus there for our trouble let’s get cooking all right boys i’ll let the TNT handle most of our problems here let’s throw a couple just for good measure there’s two dude this place is getting completely lit up man holy moly look at all the wo wo is it shooting water too i know that happened that explains all the obsidian at least i was wondering how it would get there but I got our answer now dude this place looks burnt to a crisp it’s like someone set this pillager outpost on top of the grill and then forgot about it or at least forgot to flip one side looks like we’ve got a couple survivors for now be free my boy sorry oh um yeah uh oh that well that’s how it happens sometimes i don’t know can we handle the threat at least are all the obsidian mobs gone oh there’s one more there we go can’t exactly get inside as easily anymore any more menaces in the way oh there’s a few hey buddy what’s up now you dead get ready Chester we’re going to have to make a clean break oh here we go yeah dude oh boy the whole thing’s just become lava wow sage house kind of not really technically but that was enough of a kill to get us to 35,000 which if I’m not mistaken yep is the exact amount we need for obsidian crafty oh yeah check me out dude oh we got powers too right clicking with swords and pickaxes dude new things hold on i need a little breathing room thanks for rock solid now should be good i mean we’re pretty much back to zero money but there is a volcano and a corrupted beacon in our near future so you know what they say Chester money it comes and goes but corrupted beacons are forever i don’t think they say that but anyways let’s see about this new pickaxe power we got oh wa i’m getting thousands of blocks every time I use that thing and the sword does something cool too yeah I think it does yeah dude was that from one zombie a this is going to be sweet dude hey Zombos do you mind if I uh kite you around a little bit you guys like flying kites right well how about dying kites yeah yeah we got like 10,000 obsidian from that oh man we got to go show our villager friends oh villagers come check out my new pickaxe power you’re not a villager oh no the obsidian mobs are here too oh gosh no no no okay uh sword swipe yeah go oh that’s the blade i got to use a regular sword no no no back up crafty it’s okay yeah i like the blade for the golems a little bit more I think yeah skeleton back away dude these kites are everywhere holy moly no no no okay the downside of using the sword power is I run right into their sharp axe so not as uh not as pleasant as I thought that’s right boys you got nothing on crafty i’m made of black rocks which it means I’m powerful got him yeah Chester we did it we saved the village you’re welcome my good sir uh don’t worry about paying me back or anything i’m just a good Samaritan hey and as luck would have it we somehow got enough for our volcano oh yeah we’re cooking with fire now or lava that we’re cook with lava very big distinction there no I’m not exactly sure what the volcano power does but I have a rough idea so we’re going to just stand a little bit away from the pristine untouched village and then spawn yep yep oh but the money’s coming in chest man check it out oh boy already at 5,000 10,000 obsidian getting up to 15,000 from one dude wow we got like 30,000 from one volcano actually it’ only been 15,000 but because you’re such a good friend we got twice as many thanks dude hm i wonder what happens if we put the volcano in water let’s see huh yeah there we go okay I lose it that’s what happens not good probably should have used my brain for that one but that’s okay we’ve got other means of getting more obsidian you guys don’t mind a little redecorating do you this guy’s like “Yes absolutely.” Well little too late for that we’re a lesson learned villages take a while to uh destroy oh wait no no uh the lesson was don’t use volcanoes in water yeah that I forgot all right take two yeah there we go much better can I put down another one of these let me see now we’re talking three perhaps oh man I’m going to make my own dinosaur apocalypse world this is incredible and look at the obsidian coming in we can already afford another one if we want it are we going to get to 100,000 from doing just that no is it get it no it’s stopped where one more for good measure a nice cave volcano ball cave no no well that’ll do it for us 100,000 coming in hot literally all right let’s get our next item what’s this one called you say the corrupted beacon ho ho bringing home the beacon all right now if I’m not mistaken beacons normally have a nice little beam in it that’s good oh I like that that was good pretty sure Chester’s eyes are a little bit wider than normal after seeing that one dude how’s this thing work oh that’s how it works okay wait see that mountain over there not for long and mega bless can I aim down with it i can oh yeah oh oh this is very nice we’ll be able to find diamonds very quickly there’s diamonds all right i don’t think I need diamonds at this point but it’s nice to know it’s an option yes look at this oh oh no we’ve got obsidian mobs up in here not a problem boys wa those golems they can take a serious punch with this can’t they dude they’re all over the place like literally stay back fellas up that in the beam but that one will do huh what do we Oh no no no no no no i don’t think so yeah oh my gosh that is a lot of golem dude and I’m about to die obsidian crafty you are not invincible you are just way stronger and thicker do we literally already break up to the surface oh man this is awesome fastest quarter million obsidian I’ve ever collected and it’s just enough for our next item the obsidian Mecca we’re about to get a robot oh yeah you know it’s a good day when you’ve got a Mecca on your side chester let’s see what this thing is made of yeah a dude this thing’s incredible looking i’ve got a cool little sword i’ve got a little laser blaster i mean I got it all man oh my goodness look at this we’re just shooting lava everywhere oh heck yeah the carnage didn’t give me as much obsidian as I thought it would but got any other powers oh we sure do is it freezing all of my lava oh wow oh and it broke it all too wa we got like 80,000 obsidian for doing that freeze punk and now break god dude this is the coolest thing ever i’m an actual mech and I’ve got insane powers oh wait let me go and light this place up too all right go good lava fight freaks calling the land freaks doesn’t matter i love it now if we just take a break yeah much better oh are those some innocent trees I see in my purview fire we’re going to turn the town horns baby uh this should be adequate now let’s go ahead and free his partner more for you and more for Crafty we’re already at 350,000 obsidian the Rainforest Foundation is not going to be happy about this one 500,000 we got so many that time i think I can literally afford the next thing already we’re almost to a million obsidian man just one more thing before the Super Nether portal is ours and it’s this other kind of portal a circle portal feels a little bit cursed i mean his whole videos felt that way but yeah here we go oh what huh oh wa what the heck and does like Nether mobs oh ow okay Justin stay close Betty wa we have 200,000 already oh my gosh it is going up so fast blobs are just coming out of these portals this is insane man wow that is something else the carnage is incredible you see Chester over there he’s thrilled about it but while we spotted a couple more of these bad boys and I think it’ll get us to a million pretty much instantly oh yeah we may have just accidentally caused a major problem it’s all good everything’s fine definitely not going to die or anything i’m not worried about the fire at all or the raining monster pigs coming from the sky okay maybe I’m slightly worried we’ll get our Mecca for extra defense just in case oh man I can’t even navigate this area anymore dude wow what a view i feel like I’m pretty safe right here okay that was well timed please leave my single grass block in place thank you very much we did it we got the million obsidian ho ho i’ve been waiting for this moment the super nether portal is mine look at the size of this thing chester he’s thrilled he’s already headed that way well I’ll join you my friend what’s on the other side my boy we’re going to find out real soon in we go wa where are we wa look at that castle man oh we got to see what’s inside this place looks incredible man everything is made of obsidian and other purpley things which has got a really nice aesthetic to it i’m into it really brings out the yellows of the sun oh yeah check out this castle man this thing is huge we do have a little bit of riff raff hanging on the inside you know squatters rights and all but I feel right at home on my Obsidian throne thanks for watching everybody don’t forget to subscribe and we’ll see you in the next one squatters be gone yeah

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0:00 Minecraft but there’s 1,000,000 Obsidian
1:03 Bottomless Lava Bucket
2:40 Copper Golem
6:28 Obsidian Hammer
9:35 Obsidian Blade
10:45 Edible Obsidian
12:44 Obsidian Boots
13:58 Ender Chester
15:05 Obsidian TNT
18:15 Obsidian Craftee
20:11 Volcano
23:15 Obsidian Mecha
24:55 Circle Portal
26:03 Super Nether Portal