Minecraft But It Gets More Confusing

today gamers prepare to be confused because these are some of the most confusing Minecraft moments you’ll ever see for example you see this Minecraft sphere i told you this is going to get weird oh god this hurts my eyeballs aren’t ready but I’m glued to the screen i can’t stop watching i can’t stop watching even though we just started i love long piston it’s sticky it brought out the bedrock and what is he doing to the villager no the noses were already long bro oh my gosh where Where’s Bro going he just went straight down to lava that’s why you don’t mine down to lava gamers you freaking stupid bro no you stepped What [Music] bro wait what dude that is such a good troll idea oh my god i love watching these videos bro because they’re just so cursed they just feed me ideas and yes wait is he making love to the bed no the villager made love to the house there wasn’t even a hole there what the it’s a vouse get it because villager house i combined it oh no that is so cursed dude honestly I don’t real talk that might have been the most cursed thing I’ve ever seen in Minecraft you just bred a villager in a house i might have to do that not like me though okay wait how is it actually getting more cursed the more we watch wait the world ignited not the creeper yo this doesn’t make any sense i need my PB poker bro there we go i’m now protected huh i looked away for one second i’m tripping what what he just ate the Enderman or the island what is he i’m so confused he’s just so big huh goodbye fat Steve you will be missed just kidding i will forget you in 3 seconds yo you the wrong thing bro oh no he’s wearing a thong along what the villager doing with the tonga where’s he going he’s just going to go for a swim roaches decided it’s the best time to skinny dip after getting sheared honestly I don’t blame him you know it’s fun and wait are we on the way to the sun okay did we just die or what what the That’s said psych where’s he going where did he go dude this video is full of questions oh man i’m scared what is he going to do oh my god no the shears how is he shearing the world it’s tiny now dude that is so cool oh my god is he tying tyant i meant to say is he tiny or is he or whatever yeah bro pig whatever bro steve ball what too many entities i’m scared it somehow is getting more cursed the more we watch oh okay bridge oh never mind slingshot someone’s dying three two one i told you bro what is he doing no the villager yo watch where you point that thing bro got me like having to weave and you know what I’m saying yeah that’s right i’ll punch him in the nose which wouldn’t be hard cuz like it’s huge oh what dude that’s how much Enderman hate water they’ll pick up the lake before they put their toes in it i don’t know why they’re so afraid huh oh my god sniffing the world what does that even smell like i want to know i don’t know why I just smelled my mic i’m I’m weird sorry sorry guys i’m a little weird i might actually be more weird than the video itself wait a minute speaking of video why I sniffed the world we’ve done Why I ate the world a troll on Izzy what if I sniff my friend until I sniff the world low key we’re cooking with a video idea real quick i got to write that down i’m running it down on my palm if any YouTubers are watching you’re not allowed to steal it cuz I thought of it first i thought of it first you shouldn’t have Yep you shouldn’t have killed a piglin we all know not to do that because of course a ball of piglins will appear that’s like in regular Minecraft it’s new update what what are you talking about bro you clearly are a Minecraft noob yeah the sphere ball minecraft added a new sphere update if you look down in Minecraft you got balls what is actually happening though real talk he just dropped out as an item it’s like a UFO no I wanted the sphere steve he has two golems he just made a giant iron sword is he going to kill the Earth he’s going to kill the planet no he killed the sky i was close you got to give me some credit all right what he killed the night sky too bro you ain’t got no sky to kill now no don’t kill the I was right oh my god I was right now you’re just invoid of actual nothingness of of error welcome you You unlocked a new dimension the error dimension oh no why’ the music get all likely you know it’s all like mysterious huh what just happened that hole was not big enough hey where there’s a hole there’s a Steve fish bone mealing a frog yep I said that right and that’s how that’s how glow frog was added in Minecraft welcome to today’s tutorial the new firefly yo if listen if the frogs can’t eat the fireflies they’re going to eat the sun that’s just how it works ah yes milk where did all of these guys come from huh what are all the fishes like leaving because they just didn’t like the the milk bro why would you eat that you got you got the milk lake okay this is actually part of the ball update because like you can actually now drink a milk lake and turn into a ball and roll emojing you got to take some notes buddy you got to take some notes all right nice you just literally killed the earth good one Steve good good job now what now what are you going to do oh we had to just let him cook you know what I’m saying that’s it oh my god sorry i’m drinking some Korean milk and it’s making me gassy now it’s coffee flavored you know Korean milk is not as weird as what’s about to happen in three two one i told you bro i don’t even know what Oh my god he’s now the Shulker goodbye end that is one of the many ways to kill the Ender Dragon am I wrong for saying that’s not even the weirdest one we’ve seen and where is this LA going maybe he’s going to go bring me some more coffee flavored Korean milk no he’s not he brought the forest to you ron Alex okay welcome to a thousand ways to die that was way 999 okay no i get scared whenever there’s mushrooms involved bro oh my goodness i don’t even know what going on it broke the sky limit hello Gollum i have potion for you okay now what oh he got the potion though he’s bone mealing it oh no watch out bro don’t no you’re going to kill more than He killed the entire village like literally the entire village oh no whenever you see mine carts in one of these cursed videos it’s over no please leave him alone what did the creeper do to you bro actually who cares it was a creeper he’s back yeah good kid oh my god he’s coming back for revenge oh my god no Steve dude you know what he’s just going to mess it up what did he just do hold on my brain My brain actually just brain farted no no more balls no that’s also part of the ball update can we please get a ball update mojang wait I missed it what did Bro do no don’t oh my god giant sniffer again with the sniffers i’m telling you gamers we might have to do a video where we sniff the world what the Is this like the person getting trolled POV oh my god he just sniffed the entire village and yo that was a pretty clean transition are we inside the sniffer’s like belly the for the rest of this video just remember that we’re inside of the sniffer never did I ever think we’d be inside of the sniffer and I know what just happened on the screen was crazy but I ignored it cuz now we’re drinking milk yeah that’s right i can see the video in my peripheral vision but guess what now we’re going to drink the cow what oh my god that’s one way to break the number one rule of Minecraft and now Great great we’re just undoing all the work Mr beast did oh what oh yo no stop chop and roll stop chop and roll bro no please alex alex when will we learn to stop messing with frogs wait he just fed him slime why would you eat him oh my god it’s a It’s a frog alex how does Alex taste not that I want to know it was for a friend i like how he just casually ate us dude okay what are you going to do with that bone meal bro you missed you’re bone mealing the earth oh my god it’s beautiful though i wish you could just do that bro i don’t even know how this is possible no bro just mine a single pixel what how where’s my pickaxe i want to mine a pixel too oh no now we have giant pickaxe don’t mine the earth mine the world border do it do it yeah yeah mine that world border make world border armor make world border armor please don’t eat it oh my god bro why you eat everything um the bee border i don’t even know why I said be cuz he ain’t Steve all right this is a This is like like broke Steve this is broke Minecraft and what are you doing with the giant Oh my god even the iron golems wearing a thong along oh no he’s embarrassed honestly Steve you deserve that you embarrassed the whole village their ancestors didn’t die to see all of this oh god no please it’s a giant redstone block don’t do it don’t do it he’s going to sleep in it oh my god i thought the Steve was going to sleep on it no he’s going to make him Oh my god helicopter mode no his What what no don’t play you can’t do that [Music] what are those villager moans bro no not more frog hello Froggy how do you get so tall is it cuz Steven isn’t Oh my god that actually jump scared me bro i swear I actually almost just sharted yeah that’s right not just a fart level two oh oh please dude honestly whip out an AK you know what yes extend body yeah damn sorry i didn’t know I had all that you know okay I’ll I’ll lock in we got to We got to lock into the video i like these reaction videos we should make this a thing every Thursday gamers what what oh it’s because the dog Good boy honestly Proto take some notes i’m going to update his mod all right i’m going to update his code to attack a cave of the Oh my god and the water are you serious that’s why dogs are the best anyways as I was saying while this video plays we should make this a series bonk tube Thursdays i actually just came up with that is that good comment down below i don’t know bro i I like watching videos and we’re not really uploading on Bonic LaMo my reaction channel so might as well do it here you know what I’m saying might as well just watch some glass pigs being eaten never mind some Steve Glass pig beaten never mind some pig dirt grass glass Steve pigs eating i don’t even know what’s English anymore what he’s attacking don’t eat your own butt this is insane that That’s number one sin why are we still with Sand Glass Pig what is going on what was that sound effect did you hear that what the the pork dimension it’s It’s the end no more pork haram no don’t do it Steve haram bro oh my god i I drank too much Korean milk i got to pee now oh my god i’m drinking more though it’s so good the ultimate nether armor no don’t shoot him oh no this is actually so sick oh my god no no no no no get played you just killed the Nether you dumb gas oh wait we’re dead too okay not cool the man that was the guy’s username this is who we’re watching not cool you know what not cool you may be named not cool but I think you’re pretty cool that’s why I’m going to subscribe i am already subscribed oh my god rolling panda okay okay with a giant nose i honestly don’t even know what’s going on anymore this is just too cursed am I the only one who lost all their brain cells oh there are the fireflies no frog you’re not allowed to eat them only Only the sun you’re not supposed to eat the fireflies boy now you got Now you got glow butt that’s a really rare disease i’ve been I’ve had it it’s not fun okay okay imagine if Minecraft the fireflies they added for April Fools or something were like Steve’s flying dude that is so funny no is it another ball never mind no it’s just the army oh my god it’s like the Lion King scene you know what I’m talking about if you don’t Dang i That might just mean I’m old bro please someone in the comments let me know if you know what I’m talking about it’s like the Mufasa you know the the hyenas whatever bro whatever i’m just a boomer i’m just a boomer bro what the He ate that that is such a good troll bro half of these clips are actually like the best trolls ever holy that’s a lot of fish hey yo bro yo yo he just fished the Ender Dragon oh my goodness honey we’re eating good tonight what the Oh my god a Steve dragon yo actually I’ve seen that before i’ve killed one i We’ve done a video where we actually killed Steve as a dragon or was it me i think it might have been a bonding dragon i don’t even know bro but I’ve also mined the moon or was it the sun i don’t know there’s a lot of bonding videos okay there’s way too many for you to know everything that I’ve done i probably have the craziest resume in all of Minecraft like if you just read the titles of our videos I’m literally probably number one i swear and oh that’s too much water bro i got to pee you can’t be doing this don’t show me water no don’t show me orange juice either oh a speed runner’s favorite effect what the don’t do it it’s going to fall on the earth i knew it i knew it take me i don’t care anymore oh we’re in the Nether now i like how the clips have no correlation it’s just like one cursed moment after another cool i don’t even know what’s going to happen okay just a nuke gotcha that’s one way to make a nuke fbi now that I said that is like listening in fbi I’m reacting to a Minecraft video where villagers slept in a bed in the Nether which is illegal and they blew up yeah that’s right you don’t even know what that means fbi agent or maybe my FBI agent does huh what what just happened i wasn’t paying attention and I just see diamond ore blow up whatever bro i was talking about my CIA agent or FBI agent yo no no that would be so terrifying if mobs were able to just like weave weave like extend their bodies in the most abnormal ways i’d be scared i probably wouldn’t play Minecraft anymore what don’t hatch that egg bro oh my god it’s Chicken Man we meet again he’s dead good after the war crimes he’s committed Chicken Man deserves no sympathy or mercy and what oh it’s a bucket portal did he just throw it what no don’t do that oh my god giant Nether hello that tickled bro just like slapped them bro through the weakest punch dude that is like a nightmare though cuz like how can you get everywhere the Nether is like terrain generation okay I sound like a nerd now that is terrain generation actually not good to be giant but whatever bro i am a nerd i love Minecraft so what right guys so what so what what are you going to do with that creeper egg bro if you have any brain cells left quick click on one of these videos i love you hold on there you go

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