So I Fixed Minecraft with TERRIBLE Ideas...

So I Fixed Minecraft with TERRIBLE Ideas…

[Music] okay so boats are craftable and so are minecarts but why do minecarts have all of these different versions whereas boats just have two i mean come on yeah technically there’s a few versions but wouldn’t it be a lot better if there was just like actual useful boats instead of just a regular boat why not the boat with the furnace there we go so you can go extra fast or if that doesn’t tickle your fancy why not make music while sailing don’t worry don’t worry i got you tnt boat of course they work like you would think it’s just a a visual no it’s like an actual TNT boat i mean you lose boat entirely but you know you get what you ask for how about an ends crystal boat that you just you know flat out can’t even use at all oh my god this is stupid how about a bell boat that literally will ding-dong every single time you sail around and it’ll it’ll do randomly by the way like it this will just annoy you over time as you sail it’s just going to ding-dong enjoy it’ll just be getting worse and worse until you can’t handle it and it’ll just get worse and worse i still don’t think I’m doing my channel justice though so we also got a uh a boat a minecart in a boat but if you don’t like that we we also have a a boat a chest in a boat in a m a chest in a minecart in a boat but if you don’t like that it’s We also got a boat in a in a boat in a chest in a boat in a minecart not in a chest and we got that yep you can still sail it all right let’s just move on this is getting real bad you know I never understood why drip leaves work like this and you step on it and it slowly goes down i mean that’s all cool and all but then you have these little guys that just like don’t work like you just they don’t even Why don’t they work i don’t I don’t understand that that’s so strange it’s almost like someone like me should fix that as opposed to the big drip leaf and the small drip leaf we also now got the tiny Oh uh it’s a working water there you go look we got the big one and you can stand on it and it slowly sinks down not even got the little one where you can stand on it and it you demolish it but don’t you worry I also went the other way around big drippy and you can just stand on it it It doesn’t do anything it’s it’s it’s it’s you know it can hold your weight this one hey it can hold it awesome does it serve a purpose besides this no okay so you know about lightning rods right when it’s thundering then these things start sparkling and theoretically if lightning strikes uh they will save your base from it but that’s kind of all they do they don’t really do anything else which I find incredibly boring if you instead put it in your off hand you start uh holding it up in a interesting way definitely very safe to walk outside like this now if thunder were to strike just like that uh we now have an enchanted lightning rod as you can see it glows in my hand up there you see it so now what you can do with this thing effectively is repurpose it zap oh wait zap why isn’t it working why is it offic oh there we go there we go yeah uh so yeah yeah a lightning in your hand i’m still holding it weirdly but um lightning so now if you ever wanted to get a charged creeper for yourself you absolutely can and I honestly genuinely think this is a pretty legit way because whether you’re a redstone genius like me or have absolutely no idea how redstone works like me I’m quite sure you at least know what redstone dust is and how you can place it on the ground to create these nice little lines of conductive powder of what sorts but what I always found weird is that this dust is apparently the only one that can do that even though there absolutely are other alternatives so now you can you can do this it’s essentially redstone but uh uh like not at all i practically made some sort of C4 where as soon as you activate it well it just explodes there you go and it’s instantaneous as opposed to TNT which means you can do really cool effects so with gunpowder 2.0 you can effectively do something like this it’s meant to say hi now I never understood the use of a cauldron in the previous video I gave it some demonic summoning purpose but this time I think I know what I’m doing you see when you add water to the cauldron and fire is heating it from below it now turns into a new processing workstation allowing the player to boil things for example when you boil an egg you get a boiled egg hey you can eat it a boiled egg amazing but you can actually do a lot cooler things with this you see if you get some bread and you try and crab them together oh wait oh right i I forgot something when you boil water you get salt and I know that the bucket is gone but just you know ignore it and now when you put bread with salt with a softboiled egg an egg sandwich yeah and it heals you if you eat it i’m currently obviously full but you know it it it would it would heal you now I don’t know about you but when I eat a lot of egg uh uh like a lot of egg I get like the egg ick so uh if you eat one you’re fine if you eat two you’re still fine if you eat three you become Um a a very very sick with egg also you have my sister now that obviously was a was a joke entry this is the real purpose when you boil an egg again from a softboiled egg it becomes a hard-boiled egg now you can you can eat this but what’s much more fun is you can keep going the hardboiled egg will turn into you guessed it a harder boiled egg and it becomes so hardboiled that you can bounce it away and there it goes now what’s really fun about it is that they uh have really high knockback um [Laughter] and they actually do a lot of damage too so let me just get a uh another target that I see there we go if you hit the sheep uh a few times you can kill it and it absolutely has insane knockback so do with it what you must i wonder if a bee uh yes we can indeed go oh dang uh uh uh where’d it go where’d you go give it to me i lost it you can indeed go further than this a harder boiled egg will turn into the hardest boiled egg now this one is very dangerous now with this egg you’re actually ignoring a certain law of thermodynamics and you’re also making a uh perpetual motion machine because this egg can bounce more frequently the more you launch i I’ll just show you the first time you bounce it it goes high the second time you bounce it it goes higher the third time you bounce it it goes even higher this thing will keep on going higher and higher until it either just unloads or it just crashes the world from an infinite number this thing is pretty insane and what’s really fun about this is uh you can click it like this as well which will cause really funny but we can do other cool things with it for example now you see the Elder Guardian and now you don’t and now you don’t oh god stand still and now you don’t please there we go um it uh uh it Oh my god effectively it has infinite knockback which means whatever you place down it is going to fly away infinitely and I’m guessing that it just like it’s unloaded so it’s just going to keep doing that until I fly in that direction it’s powerful right yeah yeah know that that that adds up you know talking about the Ender Dragon I uh I think I have an idea with this little thing because this little egg is also boilable i don’t think this works no so it doesn’t actually boil with regular fire i think we need to do something else you see if you place this egg in the middle of lava there we go all right now it’s boiling we just got to We just got to wait a minute hey there it is okay so we got a boiled dragon egg and man does that look yummy so let me just uh get rid of the lava real quick with a sponge there we go all right great let’s eat up this is going to be so tasty and nothing bad will happen surely um also yes this does mean you will lose your one and only dragon egg there is no purpose in doing this but I I yes you know being in a snow blind it made me think of another feature that I recently added so when it actually snows you might notice that uh slowly the world starts accumulating snow layers depending on where it actually can snow it obviously is a call back for a very old video I once did uh put it on the screen for a minute there it is yep that that that’s the one and it’s a pretty neat feature but what’s really cool about it is besides the lag I can control how frequent it is you see if I type snow and layers in four or something you’ll notice that it goes four times as fast and when I do something like speed 10 you notice that it goes even quicker and my FPS is doing fantastic right now 1 to two FPS this is lovely let me turn on the sounds that is arguably missing ah yes winter Wonderland such a nice place to be look at the look at a tree yeah know every single area now has at least four layers of snow cuz that’s what we said right so what happens if I do 40 um well it obviously is going to go up to 40 and I don’t think my PC is going to be able to handle it so isn’t the night sky beautiful those beautiful stars in the sky oh so pretty you know they remind me of something uh uh I can’t can’t remember what it was it’s something like an obtainable item in the in the video game that is also called star i think it’s called Nether Star or something like that yeah they really remind me of that gee I sure wish I could just obtain the stars right now in my hand you know what it’s going to be a Hail Mary but I’m going to try and right click the sky gee ways it worked wow it is weird without stars but it worked we now have 64 Nether stars you’ve sacrificed a lot of planets and a lot of stars in the universe but I hope it’s worth it you know what i never understood the fact that the heart of the sea only is used for a conduit i never understood that even though the name literally says heart of the sea so I always got curious what would happen if you kind of just burn it would it kill the ocean yes yes it would [Music] oh my god wow all right ladies and gentlemen i have saved the best for last look at these things what are they they are pressure plates all kinds of different pressure plates how awesome every single one of these has their own purpose for example the wooden pressure plate obviously is able to handle items where stone can’t you have different variations you have different variations of stone and then you got these two if you know what these are used for I I commend you touch grass uh this is the heavyw weighted pressure plate and depending on the amount of mobs it outputs a different redstone power but these this thing is a lightweighted pressure plate lightweighted lightweight as in it’s a lightweight remember that cuz it’s a lightweight

Minecraft has some features that do absolutely nothing. So I fixed it, and gave them a ‘purpose’ again…
Hope you enjoy this one! It was a lot of fun recording and going through the new features that make Minecraft a WAYYY better game. Thanks a lot to the team of Sparta356 for helping out with making the mod!