Why I Started Minecraft DIRT Civilization…

Why I Started Minecraft DIRT Civilization…

dirt it’s the most common useless block in Minecraft or is it i collected all of the dirt on my server forcing the other players to join my dirt civilization and here’s why luke luke luke oh my gosh bro i’m coming what listen man have you got any food my house burnt down i have nothing and I’m starving please don’t lose anything your house burned down al why don’t you eat some dirt okay bro stop you i’m going to ask one of my other friends bro I can’t eat dirt okay wait this is M’s house I think m m please m please hey Ethan sorry uh anyway sorry to bother you i just wanted to say my house burnt down and I really need some food i’m kind of starving if you could I am really sorry to hear that uh maybe you just build another house with this wait what dirt but to my dirt I can do dirt again good luck bro i don’t need all of this dirt i’m not about this noise i need food this is my last option bro milo’s house is here i guess we can ask Milo um oh hi Firelight uh hey um c can I have some food please sure here you go wait Miley this is rotten flesh this isn’t food you can’t rotten flesh what’s this um okay that’s disgusting do you have anything else useful for me stop eating the rotten flesh let me just check i I have this do you want this i don’t want dirt anymore why is everyone giving me dirt man why it’s just me and my rotten flesh oh hey it did give me hunger nice milo’s got the method actually no he doesn’t stuff all my friends man they gave me dirt what am I supposed to do with this i have nothing man you must build a dirt civilization wait who who said that was that Evo eo you got any food wait why are you responding bro okay well that was weird it kind of sound like it was coming from the heavens but the voices in my head are right if all I have is dirt then that’s exactly what I’ll use to build my dirt empire that’s the spirit okay listen now I know someone’s messing with me man just come out from where you are i know that’s not in my head step one to starting a dirt civilization beg borrow and steal until no one else has dirt click click click click click click click click i don’t have any food for you no no I don’t want food this time i just want some more of that delectable dirt no it’s mine get lost my dirt is too good for you okay fine you know what Alen but I also knew he would say that which is exactly why we’re going to be doing this a bit of a different approach you see I actually double as a secret a and I am going to just go into his house and well raid it and take it for myself all right let’s see we’ve got Oh food oh he actually didn’t have any food maybe that’s why he gave me dirt okay what are we looking for we need some more dirt yes give me all of that good dirt why does bro have so much dirt and wait oh well you don’t need the dirt but I also don’t think you need the diamonds you know what I’m saying i mean you weren’t even using them i’ll just take those for myself thank you very much all right let’s get moving why don’t we try M’s house next i mean I literally raided Luke for all of his dirt but this isn’t enough to build a civilization um hello Miss M how are you doing today have you got any dirt i mean sorry i was going to use it for a project for myself what okay you know what that actually does make sense uh what if I gave you some diamonds for your dirt ooh diamonds you say take it all yes sir oh yeah i’m getting the dirt I need and I kept this up until I had taken the dirt from every single player on the SMP which brings me to step two remove the dirt from the rest of the world so the only dirt left is in your control here it is the SMP Senate you see to make this SMP a little more interesting we passed laws and different commands by way of voting to make the whole world you know actually a bit of fun except it’s the dead of night right now which means that nobody’s around to vote against me so I can vote to remove all dirt from the world it’s genius okay we just want to make sure I ain’t seeing nobody so now it’s time i’ve got my voting certificate right here and let’s do it uh remove and then we want to go they’ve got all the blocks block okay we don’t want to remove coal that would actually be detrimental but we do want to remove dirt remove all dirt from the server dude there’s no way this is working and there’s no one around to vote let’s do it removing all dirt from the world in three two one bye what huh milo why is Milo awake right now my plan was almost done what are you doing here oh I saw a cute little rabbit but I think it was just a shadow sure buddy uh why don’t you just go back to sleep it’s It’s late you should get some res remove all that from the server but I love that it’s like my favorite block why why are you all people um no Milo uh listen uh you know what uh I actually saw a bunch of dirt and bird seeds uh outside somewhere yeah yeah really really far away just keep walking in that direction and you’ll find it eventually oh boy yeah yeah thanks bye Milo haha thank goodness it was Milo actually that was way easier to convince him now it’s time remove all the dirt from the server yes it’s worked by one vote dirt has been removed from the server we’ve done it my master plan it’s actually worked yes they might not care just yet but wait till everyone realizes how useful dirt is but for now it’s time for me to get building my dirt civilization welcome to dirt civilization here have some dirt and you my lady have some dirt and you well of course here is your right to enter have some dirt and M what is this oh uh have you not heard or I guess seen the giant dirt castle this is my dirt civilization ooh okay that sounds great how can I join um yeah sure i mean all I need from you is your SMP voting certificate and any valuables you happen to have on hand and I’ll give you some dirt my voting certificate uh-huh but then you get my vote don’t worry about it it’s fine we have dirt right or you could spend your days living in this barren wasteland with no dirt all right i guess you can take it as step three invite everyone to your civilization strip them of their rights and belongings and build the greatest empire the server has ever seen here you go have some dirt and how about you some dirt welcome all to the dirt civilization this is a day in my life in dirt civilization first I wake up and grab my dirt tools to get ready for the day’s work then I have to head straight to my assigned task because the dirt enforcers will not be happy with me if I don’t this right here is the dirt quarry where we have to mine our quotota of dirt for the day but since we only have dirt tools it is not very efficient so then I have to go over and make myself a new dirt shovel every single time and when the dirt bell rings we have to head up to hand in our days of dirt then we trade in all of our dirt that we got for the day for some dirt bread it’s not the best but it’s better than starving good morning citizens i hope you’re all having a dirtastic day oh and perfect just the person I’ve been looking for i was wondering if I could uh borrow you for a moment of course my lord that would be my honor you’re kind of like the best builder around here um and I was wondering if you could help me you know build and expand on my dirt civilization and you could spearhead the project there’s a lot of dirt in it for you me you want You want me to do it for you so what do you say um is it a yes definitely yes 100% yes here have some dirt of course I accept thank you for this dirt yes okay so I’m thinking we build like a dirt head of mine and make it like really really big but really really super duper handsome and super awesome and epic i go what what is happening here excuse me hey hold in the name of the lord of the dirt what is this what is going on enforcer i caught this one with contra cobra horse dirt in my civilization where did you get this how did you find this the black market i’ll show you please don’t kill me well okay come with me everyone and I have a very perfect model of my entire wondrous beautiful fantastic dirting dirt civilization all right let’s see we have ourselves the wondrous dirt civilization mini model uh if you would please show me where this black market is selling the contraband wait right there okay so that would be off to that direction that’s quite far out of the kingdom what okay well um uh we’ll thank you for your uh for your contribution to the dirt civilization i will let you have three dirt out of this one well done citizen keeping the dirt civilization safe however you did put your hands on the disgusting coarse dirt go out of my sight be gone be gone yeah that’s right handled like a true dirt leader uh but now we have a problem and there’s a black market selling coarse dirt that I don’t have power over m let’s go find this fool the good citizen said it would be somewhere around here but I’m not seeing Wait over there where’s that player going that’s just a cave no quickly everyone follow him there’s something a foot over here wait I see a sign and it says nothing here okay that is the most sus sign I’ve ever seen in my life everybody proceed with caution all right here we go but what do we expect some sort of den oh my goodness this place is beautiful but they have coarse dirt pillars disgusting i will not have it seize them gods seize them take them away everybody round them up it’s time to get questioning now I must know who’s in charge of this racket this den this terrible some cost dirt uhoh what is that who said that luke well well well golem sees him look okay okay i surrender i surrender i surrender yeah that’s right surrender before your king why have you done all of this you know what actually tell it to the judge take him away to be convicted of his crime it’s my medicine it’s my medicine i need Bro you don’t take co for medicine take him away guys go you’ll never take me alive never fear people you will not be harmed please just return the coarse dirt you have bought illegally and surrender yourself to me and pledge your loyalty unending loyalty undying love for me the king of the dirt civilization okay okay i just need to hide until this guy is gone he’s walking past me why is he stopping here he’s looking around oh no no this isn’t good this isn’t good he’s running away now perfect okay i’m on the move i’m on the move okay i just need to run i need to run i need to hide i need to find somewhere there’s Milo’s house okay perfect let’s just hide it here for now oh wait hey Milo i didn’t realize you’re still living here yeah I really like it here oh well that that’s great listen do you mind if I crash with you for a while i’ll be quiet I swear oh yeah sure you can stay in my basement uh in your basement okay here it is wait why do you have so many chests what’s Wait uh Milo how do you have all this dirt i saved it it’s my favorite block milo I think you and me are going to be very good friends oh yeah boy ah a lovely day in my delt civilization what a great time to be the king okay hold on why do I feel like there’s no one here we got some people in the fields usually there’s like hundreds of people over here uh Ethan I think you’re going to want to see this follow me uh I Okay sure yeah i don’t know who whose dumb idea was to build these ginormous staircases am I right it was before you employed me all right so where are we going what are we even trying to see all the way up to the roof what did I just see over there hold on no no no no no no what what why is there a Luke dirt civilization over there where did he get the dirt from what is going on no this can’t happen this is This is a crime god god come here right now this is unacceptable okay I need you to ride over there at once and take down that impostor kingdom tell Luke that if he doesn’t seize his activities right now and bow to me his kingdom will fall more cookies now um Black I think someone’s here to see you bro who is this fool dirt Guard 3 what do you want by orders of Emperor Fillet you must give up your throne at once well Filight is it well then I’ve got a little message for him what’s taking this dirt messenger so long well uh there’s the horse but where’s the messenger wa wa boy hold heal stand what have you got for us wait there’s two things no no no no no this that’s not a dirt block that’s the head of the guard luke killed my guard this needs war i’m certain that this is just a dirt blog m stop placing dirt we need to focus on the task at hand and Luke sent us a note what does it say dear Ethan consider your request denied my civilization is way better than your civilization as you will soon discover on the field of battle the winner will control the dirt forever no this is unacceptable people of the dirt civilization to arms we must retaliate all right Luke last chance to surrender before my army beats you to a pulp and steals your dirt hat you wish loser bring it on army advance take this guy down yeah go on damn oh that’s a lot of people uh uh you know a lot of people uh I might just uh stand to this yeah yeah i’m just going to watch from the sidelines um well so um how’s your day going i guess uh yeah it’s actually kind of going good man but I think I’m winning uh no I’m winning this easily bro what are you even talking about look I’ve even got some guy’s got a Superman skin all right let’s take this boy down you know what i’m going to help out you ready to give up yet Luke this army is about to get absolutely pooped i am the war um uh they’re dying wait back back wait what’s going on wait what just Where did they all go take down take him down where’s Milo gone bro yeah take that yeah m M attack help me finish this fall off let’s fight this finish this jewel off wait where seriously where are they where did your crown go wait where did your crown go by 200 vote player amazing milo now rules of the serve wait what whoa whoa whoa whoa uh betrayal it’s a daylight robbery i know but it it’s big brain it’s not big brain Luke they took our powers from us while we were busy fighting let’s overthrow these fools you and me Luke joining forces yeah we got this yeah you two give us back our kingdoms i’m afraid not Ethan you’ve had your turn in the spotlight and now it’s ours we control the dirt now what that’s baloney luke how are we going to get past all those dirt in forces we’ll never beat them don’t worry about it take this um Luke this is very very illegal you can’t have this in dirt civilization who cares all they have is dirt you know what you’re right diamonds for the win them’s my diamonds bring it on stop them go go go luke attack take the flank take it war diamond swords are so literally way too overpowered why did we ever make a dirt civilization over a diamond civilization i don’t know man we made the wrong choice all right Luke here’s the plan we have to get to the center of my palace because in there I have the entirety of the command block that literally enforces the laws on the server i can reset our power and then we should be good to go bro these guards are just down it’s okay i’m I’m I’m coming from behind i got you bro don’t worry pause okay take these guys out this guy there’s so many of them oh my gosh uh Ethan bro you better hurry up bro okay cuz there these guys are kind of killing me i’m almost there as soon as I reach the middle I can give the power back to us both and then we’ll be the ruler of the server unless Maybe that’s wrong Luke maybe we shouldn’t rule over a server i mean should one person have all of that power ethan please just put the command in i’m going to die no but Luke if we take all this power for ourselves and die please luke just wait i’m having an epiphany bro i’m thinking about my morals right now i don’t think it’s fair that just one person can literally own entire resources in the world i feel like it’d be such a better server if we all had equal chance um well uh unlucky champ oh guys what do I do i want to get the power milo wait yes Milo you’re here you can vote with me i have come to a resolution okay what do you think should you know me and you and maybe Luke and all of that have all the power or do you think we should just give it back to everyone make everyone on even footing i kind of missed when we were all friends okay Milo quick they’re coming for me we need to put the command in uh what do we even do slash uh vote uh reset please dirt block dirt block yes yes yes yes yes go go go done okay Milo click the yes button if you agree with me vote yes yes i did it i did it yes it worked dota has been restored to everyone we did it yes you know I’ve got to admit I like this server way more when it looked like this having actual green is kind of a breath of fresh air okay Luke hello oh Ly luke luke more more i need more dirt i can’t run out of dirt what do you mean bro what is all of this luke we we’ve returned dirt back to everyone remember you can take it away again and when you do I’ll be ready i’ll be waiting i’ll have the most dirt more than anyone have fun with that Luke more dad more dad

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