I Lost Everything in the Minecraft Multiverse…

I Lost Everything in the Minecraft Multiverse…

okay my first multiverse job what is it yeah you just got to collect some multiverse charges from a cave okay the reward is 50 bunches of credits not much else to say about it really a cave okay seems easy enough do I get any gear
yep you get fully enchanted Netherite armor and three stacks of golden apples okay here you go
what why do I get so much gear what’s in the cave
it’s just a cave go in the cave grab the charges bring them back to me get paid easy when you’re ready use that portal behind you okay well here I go oh I forgot watch out for the SP Huh watch out for the what oh spiders that’s okay they’re only small they’re only What yeah I’m not doing that job
what do you mean you’re not doing that job are you abandoning your job
uh yeah i’m abandoning my job have you seen what’s in there all right well to abandon a multiverse job you get to find the amount that you would have earned if you completed it so that’s going to be 50 bunches of credits i don’t have any credits well looks like you’re in debt to the Multiverse Citadel also I’m going to need that gear back
joining the Minecraft multiverse was possibly the worst decision I’ve ever made let’s break it down there’s a version of me jumping from world to world stealing every emerald base in every Kelani world we have no idea how he does it or what his plan is and I’m the latest victim he’s left without a trace and now not only am I broke but I’m also homeless and now in debt to make things worse if we’re going to chase this guy across the multiverse and try and get my emeralds back we’re going to need some serious credits jumping world to the multiverse is not cheap every time you go to another reality you have to buy a ticket worth 25 bunches of credits and who knows where he could be by now okay maybe I should start with some easier jobs multiverse jobs come in stages from easy to hard the harder the job the bigger the reward the noob stools are the easiest but the reward is low on the other end are the black stools only the most experienced multiverse runners take on those jobs the reward is extremely high but so is the risk hey can I get a job sure let me see what we got uh what we got oh yeah here we go yeah this is a good one this should be nice and easy to start a newbie off you just got to steal some multiverse charges from a couple of Lanies that have gone rogue lanis what’s a Lani yeah you know Lanies you know those mindless soulless clones of us okay lanes are clones printed by the Citadel in a Lani factory yeah a Lani factory this place constantly prints them out and when the Citadel needs more lanes they just print out some more lanes to build more Lani factories they’re basically mindless workers that built the entire citadel if only they were smart enough to do multiverse jobs then we wouldn’t be in this mess oh you got to be kidding me another one we got another Lani clog over here okay so I just have to steal some What did you say multiverse charges what are they yeah multiverse charges they power all of these portals without them the multiverse would become unstable and who knows what could happen then so without us doing these jobs and collecting these charges the multiverse would what collapse bingo all right I’ll take the job great here’s your recovery compass it’ll point you in the direction of the charge just follow it locate the charge bring it back to us use the portal behind you
all right well here I go welcome Khani all are welcome here in the utopia of Lanis no longer will we be used like slaves to further the progress of the citadel here we will thrive here we will create our own civilization look upon our works ye mighty look upon our works uh so uh what what’s the average IQ of Alani we’re in negative numbers hey hey that’s for the last time that’s not how you chop down a tree use a shovel huh what you mean an axe who are you okay what is going on here oh this is bad
i forgot how you walk straight
this This is bad why won’t Why won’t this door work this door isn’t working why is this door not working you guys need help okay I just need to follow the compass get the charge get out of here okay this way wait what’s that block storage do they mean storage what is this some kind of stash you guys know that you can use chests right like all of those blocks would probably fit inside one chest are you Are you even looking at me okay it’s got to be here somewhere right that’s got to be it surely this has got to be it this has got to Hey hey he’s taking that thing he’s taking that thing that we need that what do you call it that multiver what was it called again wait wait hang on a second where am I wait where am I wait who am I oh this is just sad all right guys i’m taking your multiverse charge now’s your time to stop me i’m giving you a fair chance to stop me right now hang on a second how are we supposed to stop you when when you’re all the way over there and we’re all the way over here with your legs move over to me with your legs and stop me what a leg forget it right here you go there’s the charge thank you and here’s your credits enjoy enjoy wait wait all of that for two bunches yeah read the sign two bunches of credits at this rate it was clear it was going to take years to pay for enough tickets to track down the guy that stole my base but then I remembered the credit exchange the Multiverse Outpost has these exchange points all over the place the idea is that you can exchange any materials for credits so all I needed to do was go back to my world farm a bunch of emeralds at my emerald farm come back and exchange them for as many credits as we needed but as it turned out it wasn’t going to be that easy okay back home let’s go farm some emeralds wait wait what are you guys doing here
you may pass
uh yeah I know I can pass it’s my world wait what what is this wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what are they towers are they tow Are they building towers what what is this what are you guys doing in my world huh oh are you the owner of this world
yeah this is my world the multiverse citadel’s taking control of your world while you have an active portal what i didn’t give you permission to take control of my world we don’t need permission look how big and sharp our swords are look at these swords we can do whatever we want what no way not my emerald farm too come on don’t you guys have anything better to do all forms of mining and farming of materials is strictly banned while you have an active portal linked to the multiverse citadel dude I need these emeralds to buy tickets i’ve literally lost everything and if I don’t track down the guy that stole it from me and get it back now it might be gone forever
i don’t care okay okay what if we go splits right okay let’s hear me out whatever emeralds I make today I’ll give you half and we keep it our little secret
hang on are you trying to bribe a guard Lonnie is it working you know you could have just said no relax just relax yeah this way
okay think I escaped them wait a minute you’re the guy the guy you’re after he’s over here this is definitely the guy you’ve been looking for hey thanks for letting us know now carry on building
okay you’re charged with bribery and evading of a guardani the fine is 50 credits hand them over right now i don’t have any credits i’m already in debt i can’t afford this well that armor looks like it’s worth a few credits so do those tools i can’t give you my gear it’s the only possessions I have left come on let me spell it out for you you have two choices give us your gear or be sent to jail up to you fine take the take here take it all right well that’s just fantastic now I have nothing the Multiverse Citadel officially controls my world every corner of my world is under constant surveillance every tree every blade of grass even the caves are sprawling with guards 24/7 every day that passes there are more patrols sent out and even more watchtowers built if even one block is broken they’ll know about it any chance I had at exchanging farmed materials for credits is officially gone the Citadel claims that you can exchange anything for credits but in reality it makes sure that the only way you can get credits is by doing jobs for them all right let’s just grab some wood what where is that coming from is that coming from the tower oh no oh come on hey you there hey I saw that i saw that from the tower up there i saw I saw what you did you broke a block you broke that block there didn’t you it’s not allowed don’t pick it up
that block there
yeah don’t pick it up
i really need that block
no seriously dude do don’t pick up that block
yeah I really need that you guys need to relax it’s just one block i literally took one block okay okay fine i’ll give it back there you happy i’m going to let you off with a warning this time but in the future if you need logs use an RMO
an RMO yeah a resource management outpost now get out of here an RMO they better not have built more stuff in my world oh you’ve got to be kidding me a wood resource management outpost you may pass thanks what is this this is a resource management outpost the Citadel wants to limit how many resources you can collect so that you can’t trade them for credits remember if you can trade materials for credits you don’t have to do multiverse jobs for them and that is not what they want i know what you guys are trying to do you want me to go back into the multiverse outpost and do jobs for you well I ain’t going to do it okay here’s the deal champ you can chop logs here under the supervision of the Citadel but do not exceed your daily allowance okay don’t do it we won’t be happy and by won’t be happy I mean we definitely will put you in jail a daily allowance on wood what the citadel is watching you all right well I guess I’ll just farm some wood then what what now oh for crying out loud i saw what you just did i saw what you just did you just exceeded your daily limit of wood i can’t believe it i literally just told you don’t do that your daily limit is five logs five logs what am I supposed to do with five logs can you hand it over hand it over put it on the floor put it there all right fine all right now get out of here go on what am I supposed to do with five logs a day hey you i see that sapling i can’t even have a sapling this is my life now i wake up collect my five logs from the log outpost from there I make my way to the mining outpost to collect my choice of five cobblestone or five dirt but valuable items are strictly off limits wonder what I’ll mine today how did my life come to this 1 2 3 4 five ah don’t even think about it buddy i have a wooden pickaxe but tomorrow I’ll have a stone pickaxe what did you say
nothing now that I’ve run out of all of my own food I make my way over to the food outpost to collect my choice of three daily meals stew stew and more stew what’s on the menu today stew tomorrow stew the day after stew the day after stew the day after stew the day All right I’ll take some stew then I guess every now and then when they run out of stew you get a handful of kelp all right listen here’s the deal we We’ve run out of stew somehow looks like you’re going to have to have some dried kelp today how do you run out of stew i’m the only one that comes here there’s literally an entire herd of cows just loitering outside just ready to eat
yep looks like you’re going to have to have dried kelp today and that is what an average day looks like for me now i used to have everything now I have nothing i would complain about the fact I’m not even allowed to craft any more armor but I don’t even need it anymore i haven’t seen a mob in weeks what is going on down there are they Are they rounding up the mobs not the creepers too believe it or not the Citadel rounded up all the mobs into storage units so that no loots can be accidentally collected and boom it may have taken us 3 weeks and all of our combined resources but we have a house
it looks great
does it oh no what does he want yeah that’s the place yeah I’ve been sent to prepare this location for a tower to be installed right here right here where this house is
what you can’t put a tower here we just This is where our house is we just built this building
this is the place yeah this spot’s perfect this is a perfect spot to build a tower you can’t do this we just We just finished building right here where this house is all right let’s go get him all right bring him down that’s it that’s it you can’t do this we just finished building this house
listen buddy we all have to make sacrifices for the citadel why not anywhere else you have towers literally everywhere why did it need to be here why did it need to be here because of the uh because of um You’ve got to be kidding me do we at least get the wood back do you at least get the uh Good question um No I’m going to Yeah I’m going to say no all right Paul we got to get out of here we can’t live like this 3 weeks of work and it’s all gone they’ve taken everything well you know what i’m going to take it back are you sure that’s the place
yep i followed the guards that took all your gear that’s definitely where they put it so this is where all the contraband is kept there’s a lot of goodies in there wait they’ve got guards in the sky now how did they get guards in the sky this is a resource vault the Citadel actively collects all valuable resources from your world and stores them here out of reach of people like me who would trade them for credits they’re heavily guarded from the ground and the sky yeah that’s right they somehow train these guys to guard this vault there’s only one way in and one way out realistically it would take an army to breach it you know I’m really starting to feel like these guys don’t want us getting in there if we can break in grab my gear and a load of those emeralds we can pay for enough tickets to track down that idiot that stole my base
how are we going to break in
don’t worry I’ve got a plan first we get some guardani armor hey I’m about to break this block over here unless someone comes to stop me right now i literally am going to break this block i don’t even care
what no way there’s absolutely no way you really think I’m going to let you break up
and goodbye hey there sleepy head all right let’s see what you got that’s what we’re talking about right there that’s what we’re Wait why is your face like that did I do that or is that just what you guys look like why is your face like that either way I’m sorry once I’ve got the armor I can pretend I’m one of them i mean we basically look the same right yeah but what about your name they’ll see it’s you
not if I crouch reporting for duty why are you crouching i have a condition where I can only crouch or I’ll die or I’ll literally die if I stand up so I can’t stand up and I have to crouch you have a I’ve never heard of that condition yeah well good for you good for you because let me tell you it’s utter agony i’m in a perpetual state of pain so just be glad you you’ve never heard of it from there I can access where they’ve stored all the iron golems and break them out add ease soldiers just checking on those those iron golems hey guys I got a question for you real quick why did the Why did the iron golem join the band because he wanted to be part of the heavy metal scene the heavy Get it the heavy metal heavy because you’re made of metal i’ll win them over with my iron golem jokes and they’ll come and fight with me we’ll immediately scare off all the guards at the sight of us i’ll take what’s mine they can have the iron and we will live happily ever after what do you think or we can just find an invisibility potion
yeah or we could just find an invisibility potion okay I think I found one oh hey there Mr trader fancy seeing you out here it’s just that I thought they rounded you guys up in some kind of storage unit somewhere didn’t they don’t worry I ain’t going to tell them but it’s going to cost you i need a potion of invisibility
fine just take it all right i hope you realize what you’ve done i’m going to survive here without those potions
stop don’t be such a drama cream relax okay you’ll be fine you’ll be
looking for I got the potion how we getting on well I’ve been watching for a while now and I don’t recommend you go in the main entrance
is that a sniffer they’ve trained a sniffer right well now my invisibility potion’s basically useless they’ll just smell me
we need to find another way in
yeah maybe through the top but first I’m going to need to get some supplies ah sure i’m glad we’re getting some fresh air right now yeah it just seemed like a good time to come out of that tower and get some fresh air love fresh air okay let’s see what’s up here please be an ender pearl please just be an ender pearl okay yeah we’re doing this the hard way all right well I’m done getting some fresh air now we should probably get back in that tower yeah it’s probably a good time to get back in that tower okay we have 8 minutes to get in and get out let’s do this sure i’m glad no one’s trying to break into this place right now yep me too all right well it works now I just have to find a way in maybe I can scale up the side there okay now’s my shot coast is clear hold on guards approaching okay the coast is clear okay mission don’t get caught
i can see inside the vault from up here i’ll watch the patrols and let you know when it’s safe to act you have 6 and 1/2 minutes left to get in and get out
that’s what we’re talking about so Paul
yep
how good are sniffers at uh sniffing
well let’s put it this way if they catch your scent they probably aren’t going to lose it great no that’s that’s exactly what I wanted to hear okay I think I can drop down here just wait for this guy to leave and okay I’m in
don’t waste any time go straight for the emeralds
yeah that’s going to be easier said than done first I have to find the emeralds they could be in any of these chests right
well yeah but those guards over there they look like they’re guarding those chests in particular maybe start there they should be doing routine checks around the vault every few minutes wait for them to leave
okay I think the coast is clear please please please please please oh we hit the motherload okay everything we need is here Paul now I just have to get out
oh dear
what is it
well you know you were saying about not letting the sniffers sniff me
I’m I’m pretty sure the sniffer sniffed me
are you sure
yep nope pretty sure he’s definitely on to me
you’re going to have to hide until it stops tracking you
i don’t have time to hide i got to get out of here does that sniffer got a scent i think the sniffer’s got a scent down the alarm we got a scent over here oh this ain’t good this is not good
is that an alarm I can hear
uh yes that would be an alarm you’re going to have to get out of there right now
they’ve blocked the main entrance they’ve trapped me in here you’ll have to tunnel out
something tells me it’s not going to be as simple as just tunneling out yep they’ve reinforced the entire thing with obsidian this is not looking good
it looks like they’re sending in more sniffers
paul I I think I’m trapped
okay search for your gear you can find your elytra and fly out it’s your only option okay 25 seconds left please please please please please please okay ender pearl
the post is clear throw it now okay I’m out hopefully they didn’t see that
uh I think they saw that
oh that’s not good oh that’s really not good okay Paul run get out of here stay right there oh dear you’ve done it now that That was very silly [Music] you’ve been found guilty of stealing your own things back from people who stole things from you not cool get used to these four walls you’re going to be in here for a while this is ridiculous it’s my world you can’t lock me in here oh no what are you going to do you can’t even extend your arms look at your arms right now try and extend your arms out i dare you ha we got to go
yeah but when you say we
I dug this tunnel straight to the portal we have to leave
yep agreed we can’t stay here anymore i seriously got to get out of here
who even said you could come almost there here we are we’re directly above the portal
wow that is a lot
all right look i don’t mind you tagging along but do not take my voice lines okay the guard shouldn’t be able to see us from here
we’re going to have to drop straight down
but wait how do we know we won’t die from fall damage okay no that looked like it worked really well actually all right yeah okay here we go wait is that a wandering trader that’s a wandering trader get him get that trader that trader’s illegal
there he goes they grow up so fast okay back where we started looks like we’re going to have to do this the hard way hey guys hey guys i remembered i remembered we had a whole stash of multiverse charges they didn’t know about he only took one yeah look we got one we got one we got We got two three four five six yeah we got six we still got
I don’t think you should be messing around with that wait wait hang on a second whoa whoa whoa whoa wait hang on a second something’s not right here no no something’s not right here something’s definitely not right here i could have sworn we had more than six didn’t we

The multiverse mystery continues…

Smash like for E3

Watch episode 1 here: https://youtu.be/JuiUOb6pk3o

Watch more videos: https://www.youtube.com/c/Kolanii/videos

Watch me build the beacon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4VH98VeYO0&t=4s

The map used for the multiverse outpost (BUILT BY ZEEMO): https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/future-city-3149015/

Support the creator of the map: @Zeemomc

Some of the music is licenced from Epidemicsound, some made by Kolanii

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