I Played 100 Days of Stardew Valley Expanded

I Played 100 Days of Stardew Valley Expanded

Dude, this sucked. Four years ago, I uploaded this video to YouTube, and I think it’s fair to say that it pretty much single-handedly created this channel. That being said, I would like to formally request that everyone stops watching it, please. It is genuinely such a bad video. Days 60 through like 90 are just petting chickens cuz I completely started phoning it in halfway through. I also sound like heartbroken, dude. I sound like I’m fighting through tears the entire time. All of this to say that I’ve grown to hate this video, which shows improvement for sure, but more importantly, it shows tremendous guilt and shame. So, I’m setting out to play 100 Days of Stardew Valley again with a twist. I have like a thousand hours in this game and desperately need some variety. So, I’ll be playing with the incredibly popular Stardew Valley Expanded mod. This enormous extension adds 27 characters, 50 locations, re-imagined areas, a new farm, new crops, new fish, a new lease on life, baby. Oh yeah, this [ __ ] makes me want to hop in a golf cart, close my eyes, and floor it. Dude, I’m losing my mind. Let’s review our goals for the fiscal year. I want to make $1 million. I want to make my farm the most beautiful it can be. I want to reach level 10 in every skill. I want to get a horse and name it smell. And I want to finish the community center. I find this to be a realistic but challenging set of aspirations moving forward. I’m also playing with a bunch of other mods, so I’ve made an extensive list in the description if you’re curious. All right, folks. It’s time to go back to where it all began. Here are once again my 100 days of Stardew Valley Expanded. This is what my farmer looks like. His name will be Ickl. And he will lift McCut’s farm from the depths of obscurity probably. Day one is all about clearing enough land to get my first crops in the ground and learning about a few of the new locals. Olivia and uh Lar the cable girl, I’ll tell you that much. I got a
cool. I spend all of my starter cash on parsnips, rumage through the town garbage, and plant my first crops. Since my energy is already completely spent, I decide to spend the rest of my Monday exploring the new map and picking up anything I can find on the ground. Um, who are you? It’s Victor. Oh, hey there. You’re the new owner of McCrutz Farm. What the What are we wearing, Victor? What are we wearing? Oh, boy. Olivia. Oh my god. Aren’t you a cutie? Welcome to the valley, dear. So exciting when someone new moves in. I have some things to think about. Oh my god. Are you pulling my leg? And the water pond is so far away. Where is it? One of them isn’t ready. It’s so annoying. Day two starts with a letter from Harvey letting me know that I almost killed myself on my first day here, but I’m too broke to pay for medical fees, so he just dragged my limp body inside my own house, which was unlocked, I guess. Whoa, is that my greenhouse? That’s really cute that this is the path to the greenhouse. Can’t get there quite yet. Is it bad that I don’t have a preference either way between apple and orange juice? Yeah, that’s actually really terrible. I’m pretty sure that’s a sign of a of a um What’s the opposite of a benign tumor? I need to make some quick coin while my plants mature and fishing is the best way to do that. I’m going to try to hold on to any fish I catch until I reach level five since they become marginally more valuable at that point. Okay, that flounder was looked upside down and stopped moving for a little and I thought I had died and I was like, I don’t want to play with visible fish mod anymore. Give me some magic, man. Okay, how was your day at the store? I’ve been out here all day and I didn’t see anyone go in. So, um I’m sure the bills are pretty rough. You having some financial hardships? Why aren’t you uh talking? Nice. This is This needs to stop, I think. Fun fact, if you level up in any skill over the course of a day, you won’t get hit with an energy penalty the next day for passing out. And since I still have no money for hospital fees, there are currently zero repercussions for staying out all night. So, I just fish my little heart out until the clock hits two and I hit the deck. On day three, the rain takes care of my crop watering for me. So, I’ll spend yet another day fishing until I can’t no more. I craft a chest and drop it by the lake to store any fish I catch before level five.
I’m eating funions. All right, [ __ ] For starters, sorry, I got to call my local paramedics really fast. My hard work has already gotten me to level four fishing. So, the days of being a poor man are numbered. Wow. So, we’re going to get to level five fishing way before the knife. Wait, got some new items in stock. The lush fish. I’m going to go lie in the road. Day four marks my first donation to the Pelican Town Museum. A skeletal hand I found on the beach. While foraging, I stumble into Sophia, the young owner of Blue Moon Vineyard, who appears to have pink hair and social anxiety. So, you already know my live chat was ready to risk it all. Once my foraging loop is done, I’m going back to the lake to bring the people’s elbow down on the valley’s aquatic ecosystem. Tisk, tis, tisk, you got a very messy garden. Been playing for 1 hour, Cameron’s gaming. On day five, I have the opportunity to adopt a farm dog. So, I agree to the terms and name him Oat Walker and my parsnips are ready and I’ve leveled up. I am now a level one farmer. Now, my plan is uh this one failed. This one has failed. Okay, Claire. Oh my god, I haven’t seen you. I haven’t seen you before. I sell my parsnips to Pierre and spend that profit on 40 potatoes, which are above parsnips on the food chain. The mines are finally open. So once my potatoes are planted, I head up north to drop as many floors as I can. I’m starting a bit late and a lot of my energy is already gone, but I still managed to hit floor 15 before running out of energy. Stop calling me. I’ve been getting spam calls every 5 seconds. Shut up. That looks like [ __ ] Princess Shroom, go dry up. You look like [ __ ] It’s lovely. Princess Shroom just caught like three strays. Guess they’re not strays. You reap what you sow. What is idb smile? I don’t know why it’s so funny to me. Is that a response to something? Does you just feel like saying smile? You’re right. Hold on. Day six was just wandering, foraging, and a little fishing. Did they like phase out spring onions? I feel like normally I would have found like a bunch within a like a whole week. You just passed three. Am I the [ __ ] for falling in love with my stepson? I male 36 have huge hots for my son Steven four. It’s like, yes. Yes. So many of those Am I the [ __ ] posts are insane. It’s like I guess not [ __ ] There’s a better word. I feel like 50% of Am I the [ __ ] posts are like my sister uh totaled my car and in response I like shoved her and now she’s upset. Am I the [ __ ] It’s like okay no you’re just trying to get validation. And then some of them are like, I don’t like my stepson having phone time, so I broke his phone over my knee like a stick by the [ __ ] Day seven will be lost to the mines. I want to reach level 40 and start gathering iron as soon as possible since I’d like to get a little sprinkler empire set up before strawberries become available on the 13th. This is hell with a dagger. Are we kidding? Infested floors absolutely tormented me today, so floor 25 is all I can manage. On day eight, I do some fishing before noon and spend what’s left of the day back in the mines. Ancient seed. Oh my god, I didn’t even notice. Holy smokes. Holy smoke piece. We’ll get that in the in the ground. I end up forcing my way down to level 35 on a bad luck day. Level five fisher. Holy [ __ ] I did it all today. Day nine. I’m binning my secret stash of fish now that I have the sail boost. A big museum trip is in order as my mining trips and fishing chests have yielded another nine donations. Processing the geodess I’ve accumulated affords another eight new minerals. And suddenly the museum is starting to take shape. It turns out there’s a massive stretch of forest to the southwest now which is going to be a great source of wood and forgeables. What happened here? A doll. Aurora vineyard bankrupt due to market crash. Stardew Valley the effects lower demand of crops. Local farmers are unable to find uh vendor or blah to sell. I don’t know. Baby, the community center is finally open and donating the listed items will unlock special upgrades around town. What if I stand where the button spots? Why do I do this to myself? I wake up on day 10 with 5,000 bucks in my pocket for my fish pile, which is honestly a lot less than I was expecting. Hello. Oh, do you work at Ace Hardware? It’s Andy. Need to pick me up some food today. Question is, do I look for forage in the forest or buy some at Jojo? I don’t know, man. I’ve never met you. So, that’s kind of a weird Okay, it’s another wandering and foraging day since I keep finding myself low on energy. Let’s have a great day. Oh, day is already great. I’ve leveled up. That harvest is going to net some much needed cash before the egg festival on Saturday. And it’s also going to finance my backpack upgrade, which doubles my inventory size. In the meantime, I’m headed to the mines to hit floor 40 as quickly as possible and then allocate what remains of my energy to gathering iron. I don’t know how I slipped into this professional tongue with this script, dude. This is prime white boy content. It’s day 12, and that means it’s ore farming day. By the end of the night, I end up with 67 iron ore and 49 copper ore. Day 13 is the egg festival. Line up my five new furnaces and get some bars cooking. Plant my second ancient seed I found at some point yesterday. I don’t even remember. and hoe enough spots for the number of strawberries I can afford and sprinklers I can craft. Strawberry seeds. Um, all you got, my friend. Even though the strawberries are going to become a cash cow from McCut’s farm, I was more looking forward to whipping up on the kids at the egg hunt since I think the prize is a cool hat. Now, for the winner of this year’s egg hunt. What? We’re resetting. I need that hat. I get that they’re kids, right? Like, oh, they’re kids. It’s fine. It’s This is the egg hunt contest. These two kids were on a team together. They cheated. All right. And I’m just supposed to sit here and let that slide. My hands are shaking and I’m leaning fully forward. It doesn’t matter. We’ll win this time. You also directly walk past one of the eggs. Bam. Ban them mods. Ban them. It might be procedurally generated. Oh, I got to meet all these chumps again. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I have to actually be perfect this time. Someone said, “I’d recommend starting from top, left, down, and then towards right.” That’s what I did last time, though. I think that’s the route to take in the original game. Even by the strawberries. Oh. No fertilizer. Y’all, please give me like a moment. Too many things going through my head right now. I don’t know if yall think I’m a supercomputer or something. All right, now we got to meet everybody again. Oh my god. Get out of my way. Jesus Christ. Nothing. Scanning. Scanning. Scanning. Channing. I’m playing on my mind. 10. That’s That’s me clapping in their face like an NBA player. That’s me getting all up in Jazz and Vincent’s face and going, “Who won, Lewis?” Oh, you’re lucky that this is an annual thing, Jazz and Vincent. There’s always next year. The hat. On day 14, I got my nice hat. I got my strawberries in the ground and hooked up to sprinklers. The vibes could not be better. Happy B. Not trying to. Happy birthday. We got literally one heart. That was not worth the time. Now that I have tons of plans hooked up to sprinklers, I shift my focus to getting our first tool upgrades. I’d like to hook my summer crops up to a biblical amount of quality sprinklers, but that’s 14 days away. And each of those needs a gold bar. I can’t really get gold until I hit level 80, and I don’t want to struggle bug my way through 40 iron floors with a starter pickaxe. Tool upgrades are expensive, though, so it’s going to be another day lost to fishing. I got an achievement presumably for making fat stacks. Oh, we were so in the clear anyway. Awesome. 3,000. Day 15 is the first day of salmon berry season. These things grow on bushes all around the valley and will basically single-handedly solve my energy crisis if I set aside a couple days to grab as many as I can carry. How’s your day? It’s a good day for foraging. Make some decent coin. I’m trying my way around Cinder Saff Forest with the back of my hand. Can I see the back of your hand? Sorry. Kind of came into the back of your hand. Came in the conversation about the back of your hand um with my own agenda. I think we really hit it off. Really nailed it. Really nailed that guy. Nailed my nailed my conversation. Nailed that guy’s hand. Nailed that. Nailed my conversation. Unfortunately, I forgot that until you reach level four foraging, you only get one berry per bush. And losing out on an entire day for another 19 berries does not seem worth it. So, day 16 belongs to the fish. Yay. All right, we’re going to run all the way down to the ocean side to the beachfront tide where the bright sun shines and the surfers ride. That was all freestyled. Even though it feels backwards to immediately spend the money I’m saving for a pickaxe upgrade, getting the fiberglass rod is going to more than double my fishing output and should absolutely be a top priority. This is the life cycle of um doing Oh, sorry. That’s real cute. That’s a new fish right there. Um nice. That’s pretty good. I’m kicking off day 17 with a quick community center drop off and another hefty museum donation run. I’ve also got enough copper and money to get my pickaxe upgrade started. So, that’ll be ready on the 19th. Let’s get out there and make it a great day. Huh? How about that? Huh? Trees. I’m having a hard time finishing sentences, gang. Now I’ve chopped enough wood to fix up the beach bridge, which is going to give me access to some more forageable [ __ ] Now I’ve chopped enough Jesus. Now I’ve chopped enough wood to fix up the beach bridge, which is going to give me access to some more valuable forgeables. [ __ ] bangs. This is all for free, too. This is a life hack for real life. Also, if you ever want like a clam or something, you can just grab that [ __ ] dude. You’re allowed, man. You can just go take it. On day 18, I can’t go mining cuz my pick is in the shop. Can’t go foraging cuz I just did that yesterday. And I do not want to fish anymore. So, I decide to start cleaning up some of the debris on my farm. I follow that up with what is easily the dumbest purchase I’ve made so far. Spending my valuable early game money on little log seeds for a campfire area is genuinely incomprehensible. Since I’m in a decorating mood, I guess I start laying down some paths and fences. I want to aim for a more natural look than usual with this farm, which means organic fence and field shapes. It’s going to look like hell for a while, but I promise it turns out real pretty. Well, I’ve got no plans except go mining, I guess. All right, [ __ ] me. I guess I pick up my new pickaxe from Clint and hit the mines to grind for copper ore until I pass out. That was enough for level five mining. So now I’ll get an extra ore per vein. Day 20 starts with a good bit of land clearing. I want to go ahead and lay the foundation of my tree farm since I’ll need lots of maple syrup for all the bee houses I’m going to make. Stardew Valley. Cute tree farm. Let’s see what others have done. Almost throw up. That one’s butt ugly. I gotta say I feel terrible to [ __ ] on this person, but like like it’s not that bad. I guess it’s better than uh this one which is like Whoa. See, this is like every time you look up like nice looking farm in Stardw Valley, they all look like this where everything is like just sequestered. Like completely sequestered on a scale of one to sequestered. It’s towards the top. I wish I could build a little bridge right there. You know what I mean? You know, there’s an a magnifying glass. Maybe it’s like maybe I could build a bridge here. Okay, Ignore me. It takes me until dark to clear out enough space and I’m too impatient to wait until the sun comes up and I can see. So, I just start blindly throwing seeds and fences everywhere. Day 21 is a good luck day and you know what that means. Sword, dagger, or hammer. All right. To physically hold myself back from calling him a [ __ ] The stretch goal for today is floor 60. I think it’s very doable. Let’s see if I did it. Yep, looks like I did. All right, on day 22, my first strawberry harvest is ready. I’ve got a little over 10k after selling my berries. So, I figure it’s time for an axe upgrade. The rest of the day is more blind farm planning, and I can confidently say that by the time I called it a night, my farm looked worse than when I started. I might do no fences for this one over here. It’ll be like open concept open concept tree. Level four farm preserves jar. Awesome. And level five. Give me the extra crops, please. On day 23, my cauliflower is ready, which means I can finish off the spring crops bundle in the community center. Adventurers bundle, dude. Squared 10 bat wings and and one solar essence. I think we literally already have that. Geologists bundle quartz earthquine bundle. God damn it. I knew we were going to hit some [ __ ] one that’s going to prevent us from having mine carts for like an in-game year. Honey bunches, man. I’m going to go pee. It’s another good luck day. So, I’m going to try my very best to hit floor 80 and start mining some gold. I did it by myself. Day 24 is strictly gold mining and I walk out of there just shy of 200 ore. It’s day 25 and Clint is done with my copper axe. Thank you, freak. And we’ve got a peach. So, how about them apples? There we go. Thanks. And then um there you go. Five omni geodess and a small magnet ring. The small magnet ring is extremely appreciated. I spend the rest of the day wandering around and foraging. We’re really limping into summer here. Day 26 is the second and final strawberry harvest. That’ll get me some cash and enough farming XP for level six. Summer starts in 3 days, and I’ve decided I want 50 quality sprinklers by then. That means I have to scrape together 50 iron bars, 50 gold bars, 50 refined quartz, and enough money to afford roughly 400 blueberry seeds. The gold is already covered, and another day in the mines affords the rest of the iron I need. La, we are not even close, dude. We’re [ __ ] Okay, no, let’s not circle the wagons. I did this to myself. I love how I was like, I’m going to do it chill this time around. We’re going to do a chill play through. I couldn’t even make it one season without being like, I can’t buy enough sprinklers, dude. I should quit. So, here’s the problem. In the next 2 days, I need to raise about 12,000 gold to afford summer crops. Plus, I don’t have nearly enough coal to smelt all my sprinkler supplies, and I don’t have enough time to farm it manually. So, my only choice left is to buy it from Clint. Taking this all into account, I’m stuck with the unfortunate task of scraping together over 20,000 gold in the next 2 days without any harvests. The first thing I can do is rumage through all my [ __ ] and sell anything I can bring myself to part with. After that’s done, my only realistic option at this point is to sell my soul to the lake. I plan to catch as many fish as I can physically manage and then just assess where we’re at tomorrow. The same person has cut my hair since I was three. She like brings up the same few things every time. I don’t tell her what I do cuz I don’t want to try to explain it. She was like she went on this tangent and she was like all the time people come in here and say, “Oh, I work.” And I say, “What do you work?” And they say, “I work from my computer.” And I say, “Looser.” I was like, “Oh shit.” There’s one fact she knows about me, and that is that my dad died of cancer when I was 10. For whatever reason, she has decided to stow this away in her brain in the same place you would put like a favorite color. She was like, “You’re tall like your dad.” And I was like, “Oh, [ __ ] Here we go.” And then she just went, “Too bad he died, huh?” And then cut my hair a few times. And I was just like, “Yeah, if I can get inside my house, I won’t lose the money.” Son of a [ __ ] Hey, that’s a good bit of cash. No, I’m going to run. I’m going to buy all the coal I need. All right, one bait and six rocks. Damn, this is the feistiest catfisher’s ever been. We just barely missed out on on losing it. Job’s not finished, though. Wow, I’m so embarrassed. I just accidentally quoted Kobe Bryant trying to catch a fish in Starder Valley. Since it’s raining, the catfish are out and about in the river. They’re a lot tougher to catch, but I’ll make a bit more money if I manage to bag a few. Will it be enough? That’s the question. Moment of truth. That’s a lot of cash, man. That’s a lot of cash. It’s a lot of cash. I think we did it. I think we pulled it off. Wow. I found myself on Friday the 26th of spring needing to somehow both raise 20,000 gold and gather 50 coal in two days. And we did it. It’s day 29. Welcome to summer, babies. It’s time to get sweaty in this [ __ ] I have a ton of laying out sprinklers and hoing dirt to do and not nearly enough energy to do it. Thankfully, we aren’t in too much of a rush, though. We can actually wait until tomorrow to water the blueberries without missing a harvest cuz of their growth schedule. One pepper, one blueberry, one tomato. Anything else I might need for center wheat for the foders bundle? I think we’ll do the wheat in fall. So now we’re going to do 40 melons. I suppose that leaves us with 360 blueberries that we need and 7k to spare. I wanted to have like a kind of uneven field cuz I think it looks nice. And then I can kind of like and then have like a little path down here. Yeah. I’m just tired of like every starter value farm I’ve ever done, I end up with uh like a big rectangle. I’m [ __ ] Well, we have all our sprinklers crafted. We We succeeded in our primary goal of crafting 50 50 sprinklers. Yep. All right. This is another trust the process moment. I know this layout looks jank right now, but I promise it’s going to look so pretty in a little while. Day 30 marks the birth of my blueberry empire. And a little strategizing later. All my crops are watered and protected by scarecrows. I’m also going to put a little row of fences here cuz I think it’s cute. So, our our central little area cuz we have this is going to be a well. Now, what I want to do with this area, I’m really unsure about. Maybe a fruit tree right there. You know what? We should make more room for fruit trees. This is the most influential decision that was ever made over the entire course of this farm. This single-handedly molded my whole experience down the line. The series is forever changed from this point on. Okay, keep that in mind. Susan is finally free of her rock prison. So, there’s another new friend. At least I think I go ahead and start construction on a cute little well and spend the day farming fiber in the mines. I’ve shifted fully from financial ambitions to relentlessly grinding for aesthetics. And I want to make a lot of grass starter for my pretty farm. I’d like to hit foraging level six ASAP so I can make some lightning rods and start saving up battery packs. So, day 32 is another valley wandering day. While I’m by the museum, I crack my geodess and make another big donation. After my foraging loop, I prepare some of my old baby sprinklers to plant some summer foraging seeds. Once they’re done in a week, I can pick them for a good bit of foraging XP. It’s day 33, and I’ve got money problems. My plan is to go to the mines to gather stone, coal, and fiber. But first, I got to make a quick stop at Pierre’s to blow like all the cash I just said I need more of. Yep. We wouldn’t have been able to afford anx upgrade anyway. Hear me out. I’m probably going to get a lot of heat for that cuz that’s 4K down the drain and now we’re nowhere close to steel axe upgrade. We’re going to need apples for the community center and and looks pretty and I have a lovely little spot for it. I would like more, but they like they are so freaking picky about like
that can’t grow there. No, I’m sure I could download some mod. I don’t think people would if I download a mod that was like, “Hey, let me plant a fruit tree right there.” It’s 10 p.m. I’m low on energy. I got good bit of coal, plenty of stone, some fiber. This is the um approach I’m going to take in this file. I care more about this number than this number. I don’t care about amassing wealth. That’s a different kind of greed. Grass starter. Bang. 33 is all I can manage. It’ll spread with time and that’ll look that’s going to make that area look a thousand times nicer than it does right now. On day 34, Willie lets me know that king salmon are in season in the southwest corner of the map. It takes forever to get there and they’re extremely tough to catch, but they sell for a lot of money, so it’s definitely something to think about. I want to have a little park looking area around this pond eventually, but like everything on this farm, it’s going to look ugly and out of place for the next month or so. I’m going to do the professional thing and install some new mods in the middle of a live stream. This mod lets fruit trees be placed, grow, and increase in quality, even if there’s something in the three area surrounding them. Yes. So now here’s the thing. I want my new goal for summer. My goal for spring was acquire as many sprinklers as possible for summer to plant as many blueberries as I could. First week or so of summer has been about aesthetics. And we’re going to continue that goal for summer. Acquire as many fruit trees as possible. I want to get as many fruit trees as I can here cuz I never get fruit trees ever. And like how sad is that? We’ll get a ton of cash when we get our blueberry harvest. Let’s take uh matters into our own hands here and let’s go fishing for some king salmon. How about it? All right. How about that? This is going to be a huge challenge, but at the very least, it’s worth a shot. Oh, this is like tiger trout AI. It’s very shaky. There we go. That is a butterfish. Here we go. This is definitely a king salmon and I’m fixing to blow it. Jesus. Damn. Dorado. Is this our fourth one of these? What are you? It’s a puppy fish. Fish wants nothing but pets and snacks. It’s getting sold. Butterfish. God damn it. Come on. Give me something that’s not one bait. That was the worst sound I’ve ever made. I’m sorry. I’m just angry. Another puppy. Man, where are the cameras? Oh my god. I’m getting pranked. We got one. We got one. Day 37. I make a couple of preserves jars, mainly just for community center items, and sell yesterday’s cash to Willie. Wow. And our blueberries. Once they once we get a harvest of those smokes, dude. I’m lighting this valley on fire, but like in like an economic sense. Not actually. I don’t think it would burn very well. There’s a lot of water now. I can finally afford to upgrade my axe to steel. So, that’ll be ready in a couple days. I want another cherry sapling. That’s good money. We should, as as bored as I am of fishing and as bored as y’all probably are of me fishing, we’re going fishing. All right. Come on. This is our last cast of the day. I don’t have it in me to be mad. I literally can’t even force myself to be angry anymore. All right, if we make 10k, I’m happy. Anything less than that, I’m sad. The luau is tomorrow, so I’m fishing for a gold quality sturgeon since dropping that into the soup means everybody’s going to want to be my friend. Number five. We have now found this artifact five separate times. Level six foraging. We’re so close. I mean, yeah, tomorrow we’ll have it. And then the day after we can make lightning rods and and and all will be all will be forgiven by Christ. The luau proceeds as planned. The soup makes the governor meet God and everyone loves me. Now on day 40, my forgeables are all grown up and level six forging has finally been reached. I’m once again blowing all my cash on fruit trees because it’s video game money. Who cares? I would also do this with real money. My axe is done and I’ll donate a few artifacts while I’m in the neighborhood. The new axe grants me entry to the secret woods which has been given a hell of a makeover by this mod, making me want to frolic and forage and indulge in the pretty stream water. Get polio. Normally, I’m sorry this is mixed messaging. to talk before about how much I hate when people halt everything to point out a spelling mistake when it doesn’t matter cuz it’s like it’s not that funny. But this is an instance where I truly believe it is very funny that for the chat Clint for sure doesn’t believe believe in the clus clitorous is the secret woods gives me a renewable daily source of hardwood which I’m going to need a lot of for all my fences and building upgrades and other treats and toys. I’m also going to screw at the game’s code if that’s all right with y’all. My chat decided that going all in on fruit trees, which are probably the least financially smart things in the entire Stardew universe, would be a nice change of pace. I would like to actually progress in the game and not throw myself into generational poverty. So, we compromised and I downloaded this mod that lets me [ __ ] with how orchards work and make them a little more valuable than the absolute money vampires they are in the normal game. Plant anywhere. Fruit maxing. Yeah, we’re going to fruit max, y’all. How do you want to fruit max? I’ll let y’all pick. I’m going to close my eyes for a while and then I’m going to open them and whichever the first thing I see, whichever is the first thing I see for like and this could be for any of them. For literally any of them, just say like what thing you want to change to what number. So, I’m going to close my eyes for a while. I swear to God if I open my eyes and it’s just a bunch of numbers. I need y’all to tell me like one of the settings and then a number. Okay. Three, two, one, eyes open. [ __ ] it’s all numbers. Max fruit 10. First one I saw. Done. color variety 100 days super two. At this point, we’re literally cheating. It’s storming on day 41 and I didn’t make my lightning rods cuz I was too busy cheating. So now I’m scrambling to make as many of these [ __ ] as I can before God smites my blueberries. A quick trip into the mines of fors. The iron quartz and coal I need. So thankfully I get eight rods set up just after 5:00 p.m. and before we took on any noticeable damage. Day 42 should be the last day before my first great harvest and successive vaulting into economic prosperity. But before we concern ourselves with prospective wealth, it’s melons outside. Tomato community center. Normal melon community center at the gold ones community center. Uh these are getting sold. Let me see this orange though. Wow. That’s hell of an orange. Blueberry day is upon us. And my script autocorrected that last phrase to say blueberry day coupons coupons. Do y’all remember those Tik Toks that like took the platform by storm of that dude like cutting open those like really juicy oranges like plucking like a it was like covered in like dusty white powder that they spray on there as like a pesticide and you pluck it off the tree, cut it open and squeeze and all the juice would come out. And no matter what you comment, he replies to it with like because he doesn’t speak English. No matter what you comment, he replies to it. Like a bunch of hearts and heart eyes. So a lot of people would be like cranking cranking my hog. Whoa. Holy [ __ ] Be like cranking my hog to this. You’d respond to it like heart, heart, heart. That is a hell of an orange. Uh I wish I had these mods now cuz now like my my spark is reignited. Holy [ __ ] 71 almost 72,000 gold right there. Yeah. Hello. Um, fruit trees, please. Five. Five peach saplings. Three, two, three, and another apricot. Oh my god, look at all these fruit trees we just bought. I just blew 77,000 gold. Peach, orange, peach, peach, peach. No, that that’s that’s enough density there. Yeah, we’ll do one there. And then we’ll put peach tree here. Orange. These are all summer trees. And we’re gonna we’re going to download the mod that lets you uh get fruit tree honey with bee houses. We’re just going to blast the world. Especially this going to be a million as many as we can fit next to each other. Fruit trees with bee houses. The identity of our farm and the identity of our playthrough is forming. Can I like transplant this? Nope. We killed it for nothing. That’s fine. We just wasted 6,000 gold. Oh my god. And I I know a lot of people said it annoyed them that I’m like doing it like this, but I’m I’m like way into this look. The like uneven sprinklers just kind of [ __ ] thrown about wherever. Day 44 marks a shift in focus. I’ll be grinding for bee houses to go along with my fruit trees since my bee house mod introduces pollination of nearby fruit trees and fruit infused honeys. I’ve been kind of a free spender lately, which is fine, but I got to make sure I have at least 96,000 gold by the end of summer to afford all the cranberries I want. So, I’ll grind for everything I need manually instead of just buying it until I hit that mark. Another day of hardwood chopping. This is going to be a routine for a while. The rest of the day is spent cutting wood since I need a lot of it and I want to make progress towards level 10 foraging. I end up with an even stack of 999, which will probably all turn into tappers. I hit level seven foraging, which is huge news. Literally just for the tree fertilizer. Yep. Look at all our beach ball- sized fruits that have grown here. And a tiny orange. My fruit trees are all grown up. It feels like only yesterday I lovingly planted them in the ground. But it was actually 2 days ago. I’m going to need a lot more fiber if I want to make tree fertilizer. So I spend day 45 in the mines gathering fiber, copper, coal, and stone. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Sun. Uh oh. Sunshine NBA. Yo, you play for the Suns? Is that Deon Booker? Uh, next harvest of blueberries we’re going to sell. And we’re just going to hold on because we need to make sure we have our 94K or whatever we need for our cranberries in the fall. Here’s the results of the trip, by the way, if you’re curious. Day 46 is stormy again, which means more battery packs for Papa. I decide to harvest the fruits from all the summer trees I got as sort of a diagnostic to see what kind of profit margins we’re working with here. I craft some tree fertilizer to mature our little tree farm here and head back to the mines for more fiber gathering. On day 47, another crop of blueberries is ready. So, I take like five minutes to pick all those and then tell everyone that I need to pee before vanishing for legit like 15 minutes. I can craft 20 tappers. So, I throw those on whatever trees are grown up. Red cabbage seeds. Do we actually need red cabbage? I don’t think we do. We do. That is huge. 9 days. Just in time. Oh my god. The rest of the day is spent chopping wood since I just tanked my supply on those tappers. My summer foraging seeds are also done. So, I picked those and replant a new batch. There we go. Seed maker. That’s what they look like, I guess. Lovely forging. Our skills are solid, dude. Look at that. Yeah, we’re waiting on our coal run anyway. All right. Super nice. So, let me put that in there. Super nice. Sometimes I say [ __ ] and I’m like, man, really? That one aridium ore sucks, man. I really need those mine carts. Uh, my budget is pretty much everything I have on coal. I don’t regret that even slightly. All right, we’ve got 450 coal. I make my first little seed maker. And now I finally have a use for all that ancient fruit I’ve been stockpiling. Each fruit becomes at least one seed, and if I get those in the ground today, I’ll get two harvests out of each. Feeling good about my day. Oranges look like tree titties. My day just got a little bit better. I set aside the rest of day 48 to farm iron on floor. Ah, okay, there we go. I had a bit of a struggle there. Please excuse the outburst. Day 49 is a fishing day. This is the most lucrative spot to fish if you’re talented enough to catch [ __ ] which I might not be. Stupendous. Yeah. Literally impossible. Wow. Is that six or seven? Is that six or seven of this exact fossil? Whoops. That sound effect always freaking blows. I lost track of my energy. I’m going to put the pole down like a like a like a sick dog. I’m not even going to put it down like placed on the ground. I’m going to put it down like euthanasia. I put a Zuzu pet in my hair once. I used to dress up as Zuzu pets and bring them to school. Day 50, the halfway point, baby. Kicking off hump day with another fruit tree harvest. And I’m just completely screwed for today. It looks like the last two days in a row, I went to bed literal moments before 2:00 in the morning. And now I’ve got brain damage, it looks like. So, I’m going to go against everything I said in the intro about living every day to the fullest and hit the sack at 8:00 in the morning. Do not worry, I have a plan to make up for days like this. On day 51, I harvest another batch of blueberries and give a birthday gift to what I can only describe as the DMV given flesh. This dining room table was built in Grampleton. Cool. Done. Tree farm done. Yay. Woohoo. I’m stuck. I’m stuck. I’m stuck. Forget all the people who say esports aren’t real cuz I legit threw up on my way to the mines. I’m not going to play the stream audio for obvious reasons, but it was only a teeny bit. I’ve been doing that a lot recently. I’ve got like some whack thing going on my stomach. I freaking I I puked on the mountain when I went skiing this spring break. I like absolutely munched, slid 30 feet down the mountain and threw up. So I like was just sliding to a bottom mountain toward my friend. I was just like I threw up. She was like really like yeah 169 iron with vegetable. I leave the mines with like 240 iron ore and some other treats. That blueberry harvest got me my first max skill and obviously I’m taking artisan. That [ __ ] is absolutely busted. I wake up with almost six figures of liquid assets on day 52. And you better believe most of that is turning into fruit trees. In the normal game, that’ basically be equivalent to setting it on fire. But remember, I’m cheating. So, of course, the vast majority of baseball Twitter was very upset uh with how unrealistic it is to have a woman in MLB in the video game where you can name your guy like Thunderbitch Fartstein and have him hit 600 foot home runs and then float over home plate. Kimmy blasted that [ __ ] Look at that. Barreled right now. Such an awkward look just standing there. Every time I read one of those, that’s the voice in my head. Seems strange. A female player. I’ll believe it when I see it. Shut up, [ __ ] You’re stupid. All right, that was good. almost a stack of wood. That’s uh let’s see 960 just about. A bee house requires 40 wood. 960 by 40 is 24. So I have enough for 24 bee houses. It’s actually less than I would have thought, but that’s fine. It’s day 53 and I have a nasty head cold. So my critical thinking is going to be even worse than usual. I start my iron pickaxe upgrade and give George a hot pepper for his knee. Arthritis, more like take a bite of this pepper. program. More like turn the TV off and give some love to your game game or I guess wife. You heard you nerd. Like the freestyle rap. It’s going to be an awesome stream. I’ll keep it coming. Cut myself off there. That’s a good spot to stop. I’m like a bird. Straight humming is the worst bar. What does that even mean? I’m not not even humming. Hummus. Going to need a lot more maple syrup for the bee house empire. Do I plant some more maple trees and fertilize them? Day 54. There’s a monsoon in town. Like Jesus Christ. My last batch of summer forgeables is ready and it gets me about halfway to level 9 foraging. I can’t go mining, so fishing is the correct choice for how I spend my time today. We will be chopping wood and wandering instead because I do not want to do that. Victor cutscene. Reading a book. You are a boring person. Please. Victor has a British accent. All right, I’ll give this dude a shitty British accent with my sick voice. Um, have I considered joining the adventurers guild? Good heavens, no. Me joining the adventurers guild. I’m great at reading and studying monsters, but I’ll be hopeless in a fight. I’ll leave that to brave people like you. It’s like a fern. This is so thoughtful of you, sweetie. Thank you. See you around. Pickaxe is done. We’ll grab that. Oh my god, I almost said we’ll grab that. Absolutely. I grabbed the last gold melon I need for the community center. Day 55 marks the final blueberry harvest. Savor it everyone. No more after this. My red cabbage is also ready to go. This is a big day for the community center. I’ve got eight battery packs ready to be picked up and a whole lot of fruit trees begging to be jostled. What time zone are you in? Beast mode. Beast zone. Eastern. I’m in eastern. This guy gets it. Steel pickaxe. Excellent. Shout out my main homie Clausius. I’ve collected enough junk to finish another two bundles and I’m taking my shiny new pick to the mines for some floor dropping. Hey, guess what, guys? Pumpkin’s got to blow his nose. Burning yourself as Pumpkin in third person is crazy. Bullying someone online for validation is crazy. How about that? I’m going to eat a grape. Cool. I wanted that diamond, but I guess I got down.
I got to the mines pretty late, so 10 floors is more than enough for me. It’s day 56, the last day of summer. I’ve got hella cash now, so we’re absolutely squared for cranberries tomorrow. First maple syrup harvest means the first few bee houses of many. This is a big moment for McCutz’s farm. I’m going to do some multivariable calculus real quick to figure out where the fruit trees and bee houses are going to go. Oh, there are bee particles. Cutting wood is fun and enriching. My eyes water whenever I hear someone talking who has a stuffy nose. So, I can already tell that when I’m watching all this footage back to edit it this stream, my eyes are going to be watering the whole time. It’s going to be a terrible experience. All right. Well, this the the summer the glove uh summer whatever fade. So, day 57 marks the first day of autumn, and I’m celebrating by tilling land and devastating the blueberries of yester year. This will make it so that it can reach all three of these spots. And then we plant one spring, one summer, one fall on those three tiles so that no matter what season it is, we’re getting fruit honey. How about that [ __ ] huh? And now, what am I going to do with all my leftover cat? I get my little community center garden and my big ass cranberry field ready to go. Start arranging some of these fruit trees. And that’s it for today. On day 58, I throw tappers on my matured maple trees and check out the new special request board in the town square. Willie wants juicy bugs, so I’m going to get my juicy ass in the mines at some point and get to work. After that, I spend yet another day just cutting stumps and trees down. Somebody’s got to do it. Day 59 is rainy and cold, but I’ve got something to warm my heart. Look at that. Look at our our our murderer’s row of trees. Rainy fall days are perfect for community center fishing since almost all of the required fish can be caught when it rains this time of year. Catfish. Wow, that was a really easy catfish. Okay. How old are you? Uh, I’m nine. Tiger trout shakes really like Yeah. Cool. That’s level 10 fishing right there. There it is. All right. Let’s go to the ocean. There’s one. There we go. All right. Actually, no. Oh, eels come available at 4, don’t they? We got some bubbles as well. So, I guess I’ll just wait here until 4 ESP. Well, there’s our eel. That’s six community center fish done. While I bream and then we’re going up to the lake. Wow. How freaking unlucky is this? Bes are pretty common. And walley aren’t that rare either. That’s a bream. That’s a bream. Oh my god. That’s a bream. Holy [ __ ] My prayers are answered. I already have one. Oh, when did that happen? This is not a perfection thing. We’re not trying to finish the museum. Just give me the cash. I’m closing in on level 10 foraging. So, day 60 is spent cutting wood and planting even more fruit trees in my future honey stripe. This is a great spot for animals. This this fencing area. So, I think we’re going to reserve this as an animal zone. I told my dad about what you said and it made his week. Awesome, dude. Give him my number. I’ll make his week. Got some jelly. One of those is going to be community center. One of them, I guess, will just be sold. I finish off the night with a quick community center donation run. So, there’s another two bundles done. I make sure to plant all the fall seeds I’ve got and hook them up to some sprinklers for a solid infusion of foraging XP. Okay, I got some big ass apples here. On day 61, I commission a silo from Robin and spend the day dropping floors in the mines with my shiny new pickaxe. Ding-dong 100 star drop. Wham bam. And now I can get the lava eel for the community center. Your mind is filled with thoughts of your smile. I’m thinking of you, viewer. You have such a pretty smile, viewer. Done. That’s it. 110. We dropped 20 floors. And I’m going to I’m going to keep this. The hammer thing’s awesome, but I’m bored of it. One more good day in the mines and we’re at the bottom. Day 62 is my first little honey harvest and the fruit thing didn’t work. Cannot describe how crushed I feel right now. I will put a band-aid on this later. For now, I am focused on these stumps. Sorry.
I can practically smell that level 10 foraging perk, and it smells very good. It is a smell that I want to have now. So, I cut trees down all day. Again,
the way I’m describing this sounds uh disrespectful and reductionist cuz like I don’t know, the phrase get [ __ ] is is like innately a little bit uh disrespectful. That being said, um I got so many [ __ ] in summer camp cuz of how good I was at making friendship bracelets cuz people be like, “Hey, teach me.” I had one that was yin and yang. I had one that was slices of watermelon. I was I was bra I was nodding people’s names into my bracelets. I was spelling out people’s names and giving it to them. I was the youngest kid in my cabin and also was very very short at that age. All of my cabin mates were extremely from the get-go very condescending to me cuz they were all like 16-year-old destined to be frat bros from like southern Virginia. Um I’m sure now they all have some kind of assault charge against them. And of course they were they spoke about women in a very disrespectful way as you probably could guess. But so they were all so freaking condescending to me. The number of times we’d be sitting at lunch and just a group of the like oldest cabin girls would come up to me and say like, “Are you Thomas?” And I’d be like, “Yeah.” And they’d be like, “Dude, I felt so I felt like I don’t know if y’all have seen she’s the man. Oh my god, my friend like showed me a bracelet you made. like, “Can you make me one? My name is Olivia.” And I’d be like, “Yeah, Olivia. I’ll have it done by tomorrow at lunch.” They used you, dude. Used me for what? I loved making friendship bracelets and they were friends. Like, we we chatted and had fun for the whole rest of camp. I got exactly what I wanted out of that exchange. I’m not charging for bracelets. That is such a lame mindset to assume any kind of exchange that does not make you money means you’ve been manipulated/us. It would be manipulated if I thought they were going to freaking date me. I was not looking for a date, dude. And then they would every time I’d see them, they’d be like, “Oh, hi.” And I’d walk over to their table and we’d hang out and it was so fun. So, no, I was not used. That is a close-minded. I think you’re jealous. I think you’re projecting. There’s something so funny about screaming. I think you’re projecting in a really defensive tone. Pomegranate honey. Okay, we’re going to on day 63, I pick up the final backpack upgrade and hit the mines for a big day of
I brought my axe. After a bit of work, I managed to drop all the way down to floor 120. Took until fall, but we finally reached the bottom. Bad luck days. It’s Cla’s birthday. It’s Cla’s birthday. It’s Cla’s birthday. It’s Cla’s birthday. Hey, Google. Oh, Jesus. My whole game. My whole game just froze. Day 64 is a big one. My first harvest of cranberries is ready. So, those get plucked sensual style. It’s my girl Claire’s special day. And y’all already know Thurm treats his honeys, right? Google said you like apricots, so I harvested a really old one from the ground of my cave. As always, I got to hit my daily stump quota. And it’s blackberry season, so more sensual plucking for papa. Oh, place katan. So, there’s a fern gill. Sorry, my fault. Wow. Sophia, can you please just go away? I’m having a great day. On day 65, I hit them stumps, baby. Yeah. I crack my geode stash, get my gold axe started, and donate six new items to the museum. I also take the next few minutes to exactly copy a museum layout I saw on Twitter. All the bundles in the vault room are just straight cash, and I’ve got lots of that now. So, the bus to Calico Desert should be up and running tomorrow morning. Anyway, you get animation cancel out of that cutscene. You can leave while this is happening. Uh-oh. I spend the rest of my Tuesday exploring the valley since according to my chat, I found nothing of interest and should try to experience the expanded part of Stardew expanded instead of just planting apple trees everywhere, which is like fair. Day 66, I tend to the orchard and take my first trip to the desert. And god damn, this infrastructure is ugly. And here’s this just really vast plane. There’s the dead thing. Damn. I decide to enter Skull Caverns with an iron pick and some shitty sword I found in the mine. So, obviously nothing productive happens. I drop like nine floors and get jumped by those snake things with the most egregiously unfair hit boxes I’ve ever seen in any video game. On day 67, my yams are done. I need five gold yams. Done. Okay, it’s my first big maple syrup day and all 24 of them are turning into bee houses for my honey stripe. My gold axe is ready for pickup, as is Vincent’s mom. Better get used to calling me dad, bud. Here we go, folks. Level 10 foraging. Bang. We’ve done it. Yes. Yes. On day 68, I clear some of the unexplored nooks and crannies of McCrut’s farm and find this little mini mine, which I promptly forgot and never entered again. I waste like 10 minutes trying to find some sort of secret passage that I don’t think actually is there. This might have been a prank from the chat. My wood fences got beat up somehow, so I’m replacing all of them with hardwood. I don’t like how they look as much as the wood ones cuz they’re too clean and perfect for my taste. But you know what tastes even better than aesthetics? Longevity. All right. Well, that was an absolute nothing burger of a day. Day 69 is my second cranberry harvest. So, I take care of that and throw my crop in the bin. It’s time to start raising some animals. And as usual, we’re going to start with some little baby chicklets. Let them just wander wherever they want to. So, I commission Robin to build me a coupe within the next couple days. I knock out three more community center bundles and set aside the rest of the day to gather straw for the future babies. It’s raining again, so I’m going to do another day of community center fishing. Perfect score. It’s over. It’s so funny. She’ll like hold her heart. Of course, I’m going to blow it. Yeah, that was the most insane pattern I’ve ever seen one of those take. Can’t believe we only managed to look at that thing once for the whole day. On day 71, I’m hitting the mines again for a lava eel. How is this fun for people? This just building up the anticipation just for me to choke it next time I hook it. God damn, I’m going to lose it, dude. I’m so bored. A20. I’ve hooked this thing twice. Ah. Oh, yeah. I have no shot unless I hold it down because sometimes it jumps straight to the top. Suck my ass. [ __ ] you, [ __ ] Hate you. Oh, I hate that thing. I’m putting it in the corner. Day 72 is the Stardew Valley Fair. And as always, I forgot to gather the nine things I need for my Graange display. So, I’m just going to do what I did on Christmas morning at age six and rummage through everything to try and pull something presentable out of my ass. What’s up, baby girl? Hi, sir. I like Martin. No one’s ever called me sir before. Do you want a grape? Check me out, son. I’m first place with a rating of 100. I already missed two shots. Ah, I’m ready to die. This is my litmus test for if my day today really is cursed. It’s been pretty rough so far. Okay, I’d rather miss a target than miss a shot cuz I want that accuracy bonus. Well, it gave me 100%. 500. Okay, star drop. Your mind is filled with thoughts of your smile. And I would like a rare crow as well. Oh, you can buy hay. On day 73, I do another round of tree jostling and turn down the size randomization of my tree mod because my apples are clipping into each other and it’s hurting my eyes. I take a quick trip to the desert to catch the scorpion fish and it takes me literally one cast to do that. So, that’s another four bundles done, and it’s starting to come together. I drop 25 large on a better sword, so I have a chance of surviving more than like 15 seconds in Skull Caverns. I just I need that Aridium, dude. I want to ride in the mine carts. Day 74. Yet another cranberry harvest. I love to right click. That’s They’re my favorite. I’m going to Skull Caverns and I’m going to get my [ __ ] kicked in on live. Whole game just lagged. Hala. Oh, I didn’t notice. It’s like the worst luck day. [ __ ] Why am I here? I’m having fun playing this video game. I love My favorite thing to do is after a day of class is to come back to my room and then play my favorite video games. There we go. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. Treasure room auto putter. That’s amazing. I like Sorry, I just raised my voice like to an unacceptable level, but that is amazing at this point in the game. Oh man, we’re running out of rocks here. Jesus. Thank the heavens. Okay, crates. Oh my god. Are you kidding me? All right. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. You got aridium from where? All right. Cool. See you. The hunt is over. That’s another room done. And the minecarts will be up and running tomorrow. Bless up. Fix it, [ __ ] Fix it. I think we should start really giving some thought to that area over there. That’s going to be Honey World. Okay. We’re going to we’re going to make it’s going to be like a theme park except instead of calling it instead of calling it Six Flags, we’ll call it Honey World and we’re going to line up a bunch of trees vertically. On day 75, I clear out this big fenced in area and scythe all the grass to fill up my silo. It is a Friday, so I got to stick to my routine of checking the cart and buying nothing. All right, folks. It’s chicken time as I foreshadowed a few minutes ago. I’m naming him high time. I’m going to name them all like pro pro gamer org uh gamer tags. I don’t know why this feels like it would be like a COD player phase Faze Grace game. I’m absolutely loaded right now. So I make sure to grab a heater and an autograbber for the coupe. There they all are. You can’t even see them. They’re in like the tall grass. There’s gagy gaming. We got High Time, Luxer, and of course, Faze Grace. I go ahead and get the coupe upgrade started while it’s on my mind. And I know the general theme of this farm design has been more organic shapes and asymmetry, but I’m tired of creative thought. So, Honey World is going to be just straight vertical lines of 48 fruit trees and like 200 bee houses. Day 76 is another maple syrup harvest, which is another bee house harvest. I’m going to buy like 700 coal now that I have all this cash burning a hole in my pocket and donate this chewed stick that was also burning my hole a hole in my pocket. Eight pomegranate saplings. Seven apple saplings. Eight peach saplings. Seven orange saplings. Eight Cherry saplings. I’m already out of money. I had like 300 grand this morning and now I don’t have 300 grand anymore. 77. I checked the traveling cart. Buy nothing. Like a grape. It’s generous of you. Another grape. Would you like a grape? Oh, it’s her birthday. Birthday grape. Hey, happy birthday. Birthday fart. Now that my big coupe is done, I’m building a barn and finishing up the honey world tree strips. Monday the 22nd or I guess 78th is a rainy day. And guess what? But I forgot about the chickens and left them to grow up without a father figure. Marne lets me know that the game isn’t going to delete my dog if I let it wander around, which is like, okay, I figured. I blew through all my wood making those bee houses, so the rest of the day is going to be wood cutting in the southern forest. I end up with a little over a stack and a half. Iran. West of Iran. Uh oh. Which way’s west? Son of a [ __ ] Kuwait. Jordan, it was the star of David. Okay, get off my screen. On day 79, my sunflower for the community center is ready, and so is my big ass cranberry field again. I might not graduate on time. I’m going to start remembering my chicklets, and that is a promise. I need a ton more iron for my many incoming bee houses. So, the whole day is spent on floor 40, mining iron and leaving over and over again. Day 80, and I’ve finally completed a goal. We have officially passed 1 million total earnings. Thank you, cranberries and honey. Speaking of honey, Honey World is starting to produce for the very first time. The barn is done, so I’m investing in the final coupe upgrade at Robins, making eight mayonnaise machines, and then swinging down to Marne’s to buy four ducks and four cows. Bro wakes up. Bro gets play. Okay, so now we’re doing like a story. So, bro wakes up, gets play, munches. Um, and unfortunately, bro passed. So, I wanted to get heady with these nouns, but like fringe nouns. You know what I mean? Like nouns that you would never name an animal. Fuel. Employee is good. That’s the only one I’ve enjoyed. That’s the only one I’ve enjoyed. After meeting the new recruits, I give a birthday flower to George and call it a night. On day 81, I buy a heater and an autograbber for the barn and spend another day gathering copper, iron, and coal in the mines. Day 82 is the Spirits Eve Festival. I need to busy myself until it starts at 10:00. So, I make eight cheese presses and take care of the animals before cutting wood for another 15 minutes. My red flag, like my ick is like when a guy loves his mom. You’re a terrible person. Okay, I was wrong. It is not the Spirits Eve Festival. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Day 83 is the Spirits Eve Festival. I need to busy myself until it starts at 10:00. So, I take care of the animals and go cut wood again. Can you believe I kept losing viewers every time I did this? What? All right, it’s 10:00. Time for the Spirits Eve Festival. Dog. Dog. Time for the dog. It’s time. It’s time to go. It’s time to go, dog. Dog. All right, whatever. I forgot. It’s day 84, the last day of autumn. My final cranberry harvest is here, so I will savor this moment. You’re telling me tall grass counts as obstruction for a tree? It’s grass. I go ahead and schedule my barn upgrade and buy four rabbits from Marne. I figure the best way to respect the viewers I bored to tears by chopping wood for an hour is to waste like half of it on lamp posts to decorate my farm. All right, babies, that’s a wrap. Day 85 is the first of winter and I already miss fall like a lot. Yeah, I’m going to leave these here all season so that I don’t have to reho the spots in springtime. We will be growing no crops. The bee houses will produce no honey and the orchards will bear no fruit. So, nothing will happen, I guess. Make sure to tune in anyway, though. Still a lot of goals to finish off here. And I’m running out of time. I make a quick community center run and finish the crafts room as well as an extra bundle. A little bit of lake fishing and a couple casts off the pier give me everything I need to finish the fish tank besides one carp, which I’m just going to catch at the secret woods, probably. So, that means the quarry is now open. On day 86, I catch Robin on her day off and buy hella wood and stone before the year 2 price hike on raw materials. It’s another maple syrup harvest, which means another 26 bee houses for honey world. I need to make more progress on my tool upgrades, so I’m ordering my gold pickaxe today. A quick trip to the secret woods later and I’m running back to the community center with the last fish I need to complete the fish tank. That leaves just the pantry and bulletin board. Day 87 starts as always with animal care and the duck feather I need to finish yet another bundle. We got duck feather and our 10 milks. Man, I love kids is what milk stands for. And I mean that in a platonic way before you guys get weird about it. I was trying to think of something for that acronym and I ended up with probably the worst result. A quick birthday gift for Lionus gets me to four hearts. That is not nearly enough. On day 88, it’s more animal time and then I’m off to Pierre’s to buy the 100 flower I need for the community center. My gold pickaxe is ready at Clint. So, I make sure to swing by and grab that while I’m in town. She’s doing a bit. I’m sure she is. So, I trust I trust that. I’m trust that she’s doing a bit. I’m not trying to come for her. I’m trying to come for that voice. Drives me crazy. It’s common sense. I fear. Shut the [ __ ] up. How How do you make a bomb? How do you craft a bomb? I’m also buying a bunch of ores to craft all the bombs I’ll need for a skull caverns deep dive. Whoops, there goes all of my money. The rest of the day is spent farming iron to make even more bombs. Level 10 mining. Yep. Chance find coal doubled 10 times out of 10. Day 89. More animals and then a hell of a lot of fishing since I need to raise funds for more stone, for more staircases, for more success in Skull Caverns. Somebody like sent like a cautionary comment about finishing the um community center before getting like Claire to a certain number of hearts. Claire’s temporarily unemployed. She will not have a reason to come into town unless the player has seen her six heart event. Oh no. Oh god. Okay, we got to get her to six hearts before finishing the I can’t do that. It’s day 90. Just 10 more after this one. Giving Cla a present is going to become the central driving force of my dayto-day schedule. I dropped by Clint to crack my stash of geodess, which nets three new minerals for the museum. I spend my fishing money on not even that much stone from Robin. And now I am capital B broke. I want to make some kegs to stabilize my income a little bit. So the rest of the day is spent grinding for copper in the mines. On day 91, muscle memory kicks in and I skip both of these cut scenes before realizing that they’re probably new and added by the mod. So we’re going to reset the day and try again. Turns out Pierre is just telling me the year’s almost over, which is like no [ __ ] dude. And Gunther is thanking me for donating. All right, never mind. These are not modded. I do the daily animal deeds and it’s skull cavern time finally. When does Claire get off the bus? She already did. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Here you go. All right, y’all. This is a big day. This is going to be a big big day. Oh my god. Not being able to afford the bus ticket is one of the most humiliating states I’ve ever been in with this game. But whatever. It’s in the rearview mirror. Now, here’s the plan of attack. I’m going to use my 55 staircases to shoot down to a deeper floor right off the bat and then use these bombs to excavate large chunks of rocks way faster than I ever could with a pickaxe. The rest is just me trying my best. There’s a good chance I die. If I do, I will be resetting the die. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Yeah, this we’re doing. Okay, now we’re getting into the aridium. Auto powder for free. A dark cowboy hat, which does not have a sprite. Uh, it it doesn’t have a sprite. Oo, prismatic shard. There we go. There’s our first one of those. Um, we’re probably just going to get the galaxy sword. Oh, lord above. Dude, this is this has been one of the most unforgiving little stretches of skull cabin I’ve ever seen in terms of monster spawns. That’s actually crazy. Got another prismatic shard, which is great. That’s one to donate and one for a galaxy sword. There we go. I was about to say I have yet to find even like a sizable cluster of of aridium. There another prismatic shard. Auto, root platter, five of them. Who cares? And then we’ve got plenty of geodess. Dude, Gunther is going to be giggling and and and and and tickling me. He’s going to tickle me. Another prismatic shard. We’re up to what is it? Four. What floor are we trying to get to? Um the fifth floor of the Empire State Building. Okay. Being willy witch. Let’s try and get arian. We got down to 130. Man, that is nothing to scoff at. If you’re scoffing right now, consider yourself uh dead on site. All right, 235 aridium, four prismatic shards, whole lot of geodess, couple new artifacts. Big day. Day 92. I’m kissing my babies and then not really much else since it’s a holiday and all the shops are closed. I pull up to the ice festival, absolutely peace the fishing contest, collect my prizes, and leave immediately. On day 93, I once again tend to the critters and finally get my hands on the large milk I need to completely finish the community center. The problem is that I can’t actually finish it until I get Claire to six hearts or she’ll just leave forever apparently. I pop over to Clint to crack all the geodess from my cavern trip and start my aridium pickaxe upgrade. That’s nine new donations and the museum is really filling up now. Cleo, she must I’m bummed out how funny I find that I need a ton more wood for the kegs I want to make. So, I take the rest of the day to wipe out whatever trees remain in the valley. Um, Jojo, come speak to me on the job. I drive the truck. Why’ it say Jojo? What the [ __ ] Oh, it’s an A. It’s just that one pixel. I thought it was Jojo with a period. Like, who’s Jojo? Dream guest on my podcast. I craft my 75 kegs and treat myself to even more wood cutting before bed. Before starting day 94, I decide to download a mod that recolors and retextures all the Aridium related items in the game since I want a break from that bright ass purple. And it turns out there are a ton more pallets than I anticipated there. These are all the options for recolors for the tools and bars and everything. There are 15. Could we do a uh a poll tournament of three rounds of four, one round of three, and then the four winners? All right. Looks like it’s going to be oil as our winner. So, we’ll have Oil on for the foreseeable future, and then if we get sick of it, we’ll change it. Between the last stream and this one, the mods I’m using became compatible with Stardw Valley’s big 1.6 update. So, I finally updated my game. I didn’t look up what any of the new stuff is, though, so I suppose it’ll be a surprise. All right, day 94 is here and I’m back at the blacksmith to drop off the aridium he needs to make a bomb. I don’t know, man. That’s all I’ve been told and I’m intrigued. So, I will absolutely enable that. I need some fiber to craft a couple autoters since I’m bored of animal care at this point. So, floor 80 of the mines is going to be my home for the next few minutes. After that, it’s a birthday gift for Sebastian and some auto pedters for my babies. Whoa. Fortnite loot drop. Sorry for freezing the screen. and I had to switch windows. Mystery boxes can now be found. On day 95, my first Aridium tool is finally done and I’m finishing up the next one. After that, I buy a stable from Robin. So, that’s another goal that’s falling into place here. I’m still at just level seven combat, and I need to get that to 10 to finish my max skills goal. So, I’m phoning a friend on this one. Tips to maximize by Mr. Juice Bags. It looks like my best bet is just popping a monster musk, which I do not have, and going to Skull Caverns and killing everything I see. So, I head to the desert, offer up my prismatic shard for a galaxy sword, and start [ __ ] these things up. It is a minimum luck day, though, so once I’m done killing all the vulnerable enemies on a floor, it becomes an excruciating watch pretty fast. All right, that sucked. And I didn’t even level up. Squidfest has begun. The [ __ ] What is Squidfest? Day 96 is Squidfest, I guess. And I said I was going to check out any new stuff, so you better believe I’m going. Elliot, what do you think about Squidfest? Have to brush my hair daily or else it’ll clump into messy knots. has nothing to do with squid. Why are you talking? Squidfest has just grabbed this stream by the horns and yanked it to the side. One squid. My physics exam this semester probably my proudest academic achievement of all time. I got exquisitly unlucky. Second squid. We covered 16 chapters in second semester of of of introductory physics. So, physics 102. The first unit exam was on the first five, then 6 through 10, then 11 through 15. Then there’s this there’s this little gap between exam three and the final where we went over chapter 16. Obviously, as I said, I didn’t go to like any of it, but my professor would upload these really helpful notes packets and and we had all these practice questions to do for all of them. He got really sick at the end of the semester, so we had a fill in for the last chapter for chapter 16. I didn’t go to class. The fill in uh did not keep notes of the lectures and did not have anything to send out. And that was all chapter 16. All of it was math uh things I I hadn’t gotten to. I didn’t take math far enough to get to them. So, basically, I got to a point where I was like, I’m not going to be able to do chapter 16. I don’t have time. It is 2:00 in the morning, the technically the day of the exam now. Um I don’t have time to teach myself vector operators and double integrals and even just normal integrals all from scratch. It my time would be better spent resting so I’m not sleep deprived for the exam. There are 16 chapters that this exam can pull from. My bet I have the first 15 down pat. I think I just I I my best bet is just to hope that they don’t ask anything about that one specific chapter that I don’t know anything about. The exam had five questions on it. Two of them were chapter 16. Not even one. Two fifths 40% of the exam that covers 16 chapters were of the one chapter that I didn’t know. So I was like I’m [ __ ] I’m like sitting there in the front row. I like read through everything ahead of time and I’m like well The final was only five questions. Okay. Well, you got to remember this is advanced physics where every question is this like page long word problem that then has A through F as sub questions. It still took 3 hours. It’s a 3-hour exam. We’re up to seven squids. Although I didn’t have course notes, all I had was the shittily written textbook that left everything in the most unsimplified form to look complicated with all these summations and integrals and whatnot. What I did have was the formula sheet. of formulas that we needed. This course had so many different formulas in it. I should pull it up just so I can fish for sympathy. Most people are going to be like, “That’s nothing compared to I’m a I’m a math major and I’m taking differential equations.” I’m still going to pull it up. So, this is it. This is what we’re given at the start of the exam. I’m able to recognize I’m like a division one bullshitter. I recognize all these formulas because these are from the chapters that I know. This is where the cut off happens. This is the last chapter I recognize. This is where chapter 15 ends. All the stuff about magnetic field. This entire section is [ __ ] I have never heard of and don’t understand what any of the letters mean. I don’t know what the variables mean. I don’t know the significance of anything. I don’t know where they combine. A lot of these uh letters have already been used to represent something else because there are now so many formulas that they ran out of both Greek and like Roman letters here or I is is not current anymore. Um well no in this one it is. There’s some other one where I is is intensity. Here we go. This is intensity. This is no longer current. Somewhere in these formulas was a formula I needed to solve these questions. And so I just guessed. And so I just combined all these formulas together in a way that I felt like probably could roughly work. Ended up with answers that I could put in a box, which already I was really proud of cuz I felt that a lesser man would leave them blank. I got a perfect score on the last two questions. Not only did I end up with an answer to put in a box, I got all of them right. Every sub question. I literally have never felt academically prouder of myself than in that moment. And I was starving to death and there were bugs everywhere. So, I kept getting distracted. I can’t tell if I tracked them all in, but there were literally four roly polies and eight large ants just wandering around my feet throughout the exam. I just kept staring at them. Oh my god, dude. Squidfest was worth it. Look at this. I got deluxe bait. I got two mystery boxes, a dish of the sea. I got a pearl. I got some coffee. You got Squid Kid and The Art of Crabbing. Crabots have a 20% chance to yield double. These new books are great. That animation’s cute as well. And and that’s a cute noise. Lot a lot of things I enjoy about that. Now that I know that the rewards are so sick, I will absolutely be wasting the entirety of day 97 also at Squidfest. Right after I make another 25 bee houses and pick up my Aridium axe, I crack my mystery boxes, which don’t yield anything especially useful, but that’s okay. Squid hat. It’s just not making a graphic because of my hat mod. I got treasure. More coffee. Another dish of the sea. 15 winter seeds. Mystery box. Seafoam pudding. Wow. Plus four fishing. I do want that. I’ll just And then my squid hat. Well, I have a squid hat. It’s right there. Trust that it is there. All right. You’ll never believe this, but throwing away two consecutive days participating in Squidfest has uh put me in a really tough spot. Day 98, I crack my mystery boxes and throw on one of the rings that pops out. I hit floor 80 in the mines over and over until I have 125 fiber and then come home to meet Smell, my lovely little pony. Bang. That’s another task accomplished. I cut down any tree I cross on my way to Robins and get a shed started for all the kegs I made. I stop by the saloon and who do I run into but my beloved. May I have the healthy garden salad, please? I forgot about Claire’s. We’re going to get Cla’s cut scenes. Of course, ma’am. That’ll be 220G. Oh, I don’t know if she can. Oh, 220G. Who’s 200 G last week? I can offer to help pay. Well, I don’t know if she’d like that. I’m still going to do it. To help pay for my meal. Um, thank you. I promise to pay you back. It’s fine. I’m rolling in it, honey. It’s totally no sweat. When does Harvey come out? Hey, Harvey. This This looks like pretty flimsy wood, dude. This looks like pretty flimsy wood, dude. Probably a cruel joke on my youngest son. I’m going to keep reading against my better judgment. Give him butterfish. He might not forgive you, though. Okay. Yeah, just run along. What the [ __ ] If I was like going to Wegman’s or something and and and I and some woman’s like, “Hey, if you ever want to play a cruel joke on my youngest son, there’s your youngest son. This is a great outfit, by the way. Hey man, you want a butterfish? Hi there, mister. He’s just standing there like a [ __ ] ghost. I give Harvey some birthday coffee and make the chilling realization that I’ve almost completely deforested the entire valley. Whoops. Day 99. I make four looms and set him up in my animal area. I’ve just been waiting to grind combat XP in the mines, but this is now four consecutive days of negative daily luck, so I don’t know what I’m supposed to do here. There’s a screenplay I’m reading. I have too many to count. What fun. Um, have you heard of Ursula’s Labyrinth? No. I’ve wanted to become an actress ever since I was a little girl. I chase that dream every day. Um, it was a pleasure talking to you. Likewise, Claire. I got an achievement. We got the five hearts for that. I’ve got a special request to get some ectoplasm from the mines. So, I do that real quick and reach level eight combat. Even though I can’t finish the whole community center yet, I go ahead and polish off the pantry so I can get my ancient fruit growing in the greenhouse tomorrow. Folks, we have arrived. Day 100. I hook up my ancient fruit to some Aridium sprinklers with some speed grow in the new greenhouse and hit Skull Caverns to grind for as much combat XP as possible. And unfortunately, that concludes day 100. Here’s the state of our goals checklist, and it’s pretty damn sad. What a pathetic way to close out what was supposed to be a love letter to the original. We’re out of time. It’s over. Except that it’s not. Because what if I told you that I was never planning to stop at day 100? This right here is the final improvement that this video aims to make, and it is by far the biggest. The premise itself of 100 Days of Stardew Valley is inherently flawed. In a game with scheduled seasons and a rigid weekly structure, ending the playthrough on a random Tuesday in the middle of winter just 12 days before the conclusion of one full in-game year is absurd. and understandably unsatisfying. To remedy this issue, I say we make it an even 112. And now the double meaning within the title of this video becomes clear. Yes, this is a playthrough of Stardew Valley expanded, but it’s also 100 days of Stardew expanded. 100 days themselves expanded to one full year, 16 full weeks, 112 days of Stardew Valley. So folks, this video is not over. There is still time. Good morning. Day 101. It’s the wizard’s birthday and I’ve got a nice mushroom for him. This big ass tree fell overnight, so that’s worth a look. The old tree is gone. However, with a 100 pieces of hardwood, this could be fixed up. What? The tree. My combat skill still needs a lot more work. So, it’s back to the caverns for more killing. You guys want to see my new room? My camera broke. So, I guess you won’t I guess you won’t get to see my new room. Level 10 combat. That is the juice. That is the juice that I desire. That’s what I want to squeeze. Hold on. Squeeze into my open mouth. Even though day 102 is a bad luck day. I’m still probably hitting the caverns for more combat XP. This is new, right? This wasn’t the case beforehand. House plant. Something isn’t right. So, like it was corrupted and and now it’s it’s fixed and now I have no red error text and that’s going to fix the lag spikes probably. But the issue persists that my my little candle lights have been replaced with house plants. I’m just going to keep playing and hope the paranormal [ __ ] doesn’t do irreparable damage to the save file. It’s as if the game itself is rejecting this lengthened 112 days format. The wizard force feeds me lean and then teaches me how to change my appearance, which I take advantage of to look as much like monkey duffy as possible. Unfortunately, I can’t change my clothes here. So, all I can do is turn my hair black. My next three mystery boxes are mildly helpful. And while I’m here, I process the 20 Omni geodess hanging out in my chest. Did I get like anything new from that? Like at all. Say poopy fart balls. I just did. All right, one new mineral for the museum. I guess there’s not much time left in the day, but I’m still going to go kill people. On day 103, I learned that all the Luffy outfit pieces are locked behind summer crops, so maybe I just start this whole file over. Marlin gets a rabbit’s foot for his birthday. And now I’m headed to the quarry to get the golden scythe. After that’s done, I’m once again back in the caverns to finish off my day. Day 104 is a syrup day and shed exploration day. I don’t know what needs to be done to fix this [ __ ] up, but it looks pretty cool, I guess. After dropping a diamond on Evelyn for her birthday, I’m back at the caverns for ideally the final time. We’re close, dude. I think we could actually do this today. Loving life, kicking my feet, giggling, smiling, chuckling. This [ __ ] like shows up in my head all the time. This gets posted under any highlight of Tristan Casus. This exact image. Caged grandma or paint grandpa. Paint grandpa is objectively funnier. Paint grandpa is one of the funniest pictures I’ve ever seen in my life on the internet. There it is. Guys, I’ve got some new ideas to sleep on. I’ve never seen Paint Grandpa. Paint Grandpa died. I think on day 105, I chop hardwood, cut down a forest worth of trees in like 45 seconds, and discover this new secret mastery room added in 1.6 that we’ll get no use out of since I’ve got like 7 days left. Robin says that I need 150 hardwood, 600 stone, 50 iron bars, and 20 battery packs to repair that shed. So, that also will not be addressed within the next 7 days. I cut grass for the rest of the night to feed my hungry animals. Day 106 is a lingod frenzy, whatever the hell that means. I want to try out some of the new fishing equipment from the 1.6 update. So, I craft a bait maker and hit the town. Ling caught frenzy. Hello. Did it end? All right. That felt like bullying. I hit up Willie for the new fish smoker recipe, which requires some sea jelly and cave jelly. Shouldn’t be too hard to get. I’m going to snap my own neck if this keeps up. It’s right there. It’s right there. I’m so hungry.
Oh my god. Okay, I’m going to go do some research about the jelly, dude. This is ridiculous. I’m just going to take advantage of this to and I’m going to rest a little. I’m going to rest my eyes. All right, no sea jelly today, but I suppose I’ll be back tomorrow.
Day 107 will also be sacrificed to the jelly hunt.
I’m fully phoning in the rest of this stream. If you’re a new viewer, please consider coming to some other stream where I do fun stuff. Sunny, please. Oh my god, Willie, I’m having a bad day. Oh my god, I’m so confused. This is unbelievable. How rare is sea jelly? Day 108. I’m so sorry, y’all. I hyped up this extra content for nothing, dude. It’s more jelly hunt. I did not anticipate this taking so long. We have We got here at like 7 in the morning. I have an entire in-game day. That’s like 20 real life minutes to catch this thing that’s supposed to have a base 10% chance that is now higher because we have a lucky food and the luck ring. It’s a train. It’s my train impression. I’m going to do something so obscene. I can’t lie, man. I’ve felt better. This is [ __ ] unbelievable. This treasure chest better have like generational wealth in it. Congratulations. I’m lifting my mouse up off. Now I need cave jelly. Let me research the best method for that and I’ll swing by Jojo and get Claire a present. Holy [ __ ] All right, done. Smoker. After that, it’s more gifts for Claire and that’s really it. It’s day 109 and the year is almost over. Today is Christmas and I’m celebrating by giving Abigail an amethyst and accepting my ruby from Caroline. Okay, this has served its purpose. Day 110, baby. I checked the traveling card for any clothing items and find none. I have one donation to make and as always, it’s Claire present time. The wizard wants a prismatic jelly, which spawns very rarely in the mines. So, I’m going to spend the next Oh, never mind. There he is. After that, I’m just gathering fiber in the mines for a while. I just moved. My mom and I just moved into a townhouse. I had never been to an ATM before. I’d never used one. have never withdrawn cash because like since having a bank account in modern society, paper money is significantly less important. Almost all payment is now done online or with card. Uh and the ATM wasn’t accepting my card. It was saying wrong PIN, but I was like, I’m I’m positive this is my PIN. The the woman behind the desk was like, okay, uh we can just we can just do it in here. And I was like, sure. And I handed it over and she was like, honey, this is a credit card. And I was like, “Yes.” And basically the base of this is I didn’t know that you can’t use a credit card at an ATM. It’s hindsight. All right. I know now. I’ve never used one. So now I know. I I anticipated when I tell the story everyone like, “Oh, honey. Oh, baby. I’ve never used an ATM. No one told me you can’t use a credit card for it.” And that’s how I learned. It was a shame that had to happen at a bank, but I learned. Whatever. And I was like, “Oh, okay. I didn’t know that.” And she was like, “Honey, this is a credit card.” I was like, “Okay, I know. I get it. I didn’t know that you couldn’t withdraw money from a credit card. Uh, and now I know. And she was like, well, do you have like your debit card? And I was like, I don’t have it on me cuz I didn’t know that I couldn’t use my credit card. And she was like, have you never withdrawn like? And she had my ID by this point. She was like, have you ever withdrawn money before? Like with from an ATM? And I was like, no, actually I haven’t. She was like, it says here you’re 21. Like, yeah, I’m 21. This is the first time I’ve ever needed to go to an ATM. I’m [ __ ] I’m sorry that I’ve never withdrawn cash. Please just like just use my account numbers and withdraw from my account or we could do cash advance. So many options. And she was just like I was like, “No, I haven’t been.” She was like, “What does your mommy usually do it for you?” She was like clearly trying to make a joke, but I was like, “Hey, [ __ ] you. How much do you need?” And I was like, ” $300.” I already felt so palpably awkward because it’s like now I feel like a dangus. I’ve just never been in a situation where I would have learned that you can’t use a credit card to withdraw money. As much as people love to [ __ ] laugh at me about that [ __ ] which y’all also did. Thank you for perpetuating that. She’s like, “What are you planning to spend the money on?” And I was like, “Oh, it’s for tipping the movers. For moving houses, for tipping the people who are helping us move.” And I was like, “Oh yeah, I’m moving with my mom.” And she was like, “You still live with your mom?” And I was like, “What is wrong with you?” Oh my god, there’s a secret note just floating in the water. I like why do you care so much about my personal life? Yes, I still have a year to finish a college. And then she was like, “What are you studying?” And at this point, I’m like fuming, but I also feel really palpably awkward and I’m so freaked out by confrontation that I would never appear angry to someone matter how mad at them I really am. So, I was like still smiling and like felt all awkward. So, I tried to lighten the mood with what I thought was a joke. Not what I thought with what is a joke objectively. She was like, “What are you studying?” And I was like, “Clearly not finance because I’m having like all this trouble at the bank.” And she was like, “That doesn’t answer my question.” I like, “You are such a [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m like distracted. I already feel awkward. So I I like write out 300 30.” I’m also dyslexic, so I already have enough trouble writing the right thing. Uh I’ve always had a really hard time with writing numbers out in letters. For some reason, that concept has never worked for me, even in like elementary school math. So, I wrote the number 300 and I wrote 30. I don’t know. I do that [ __ ] all the time. Like an honest mistake. But in this instance, it was such a shame that it happened because it just made everything worse cuz she was like, “Wait, how much money are you with drawing?” And I was like, ” $300.” She was like, “Well, you wrote 30.” I was like, “Okay, let me correct it.” And so she gave it back. I crossed it out. I wrote 300. And she was like, “Okay, well, you spelled 100 wrong.” I don’t care. I don’t care. Please just give me my money. I’m not a very good speller. Like, you got to learn something for the first time. It’s just a lot more embarrassing when that happens in front of a lot of people. The whole time I was thinking, she was like, “Oh, you still live with your mom?” Which, first of all, living with your family at 20 years old. It’s not that weird for a 21-year-old to live with his family. Like, it’s not the 1970s, dude. It’s like it just kills me because it’s like you are so I’ve I’ve wasted the whole day in this rant. It’s like you are so out of touch. It is literally crazy. Let me look up what Sophia likes. All right, so most of day 111 has been wasted on this rant it looks like. But that doesn’t mean I can’t give Sophia her birthday present. Are you home or are you out in the town? No. Come outside. She’s reading manga in her room according to the website. Hi Sophia. Remember my birthday? Yeah, I was waiting in your house. Beyond speechless. Thanks. I ran out of snacks. Must get more. Oh god. Are you one of the like doggo people? All right, gang. It’s here. Day 112, the end of year 1. I made a huge deal out of these extra 12 days just to do almost nothing. Sorry about that. I forgot how aimless I was at the end here. I decided to use this area around the greenhouse to plant some mahogany trees for easy hardwood in the future. Our final diamond for Claire gets us to the doorstep of six hearts, but it just barely wasn’t enough. Since the price of coal is about to skyrocket, I’m spending all my excess cash on coal while it’s cheap. Other than that and a few other odd jobs, all that remains of year 1 is the news that a baby cow is on the way. About as anticlimactic as it gets. So, at the end of it all, let’s review the goal list. I made well over a million gold this year. Check. Beauty is subjective. I don’t know why I made one of my goals like the most subjective thing you can do, but whatever. I thought it looked nice. So, check. I did reach max for every skill. Check. Smell has been an indispensable part of Mrsut’s farm for a while now. Check. And that brings us to the final task, finishing the community center. In terms of gathering the required items, I finished that almost a full in-game month ago, but Cla’s hypothetical departure was hanging in the balance. So, I was met with an impossible choice. Do I commit to the challenge and accomplish everything I’ve ever wanted, or do I choose love? And well, I chose love. And doesn’t that make me the biggest winner of all? No, it does not. 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– Elle’s Seasonal Paths
– Fruit Tree Honey
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– Grandpa’s Farm
– Iridium Recolors
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1:32 – Spring
22:55 – Summer
45:50 – Autumn
1:05:07 – Winter

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