I Coded Dumb(er) Ways To Die In Minecraft…

I Coded Dumb(er) Ways To Die In Minecraft…

The other day I got this comment. If you run while walking downstairs, you might fall and break your back. That would be a pretty dumb way to die. So, right now I have it set to only work on oak stairs. I am going to fix it. God, I hate building stairs. Okay, right now I’m walking upstairs because, you know, that’s what you’re supposed to do. But if I if I were to run um well, I I might I might fall and break my back. But before we do that, there is something I need to crack for no reason at all. I’m going to run with scissors. Yep, now the moment we’ve all been waiting for. I’m going to run downstairs while holding a pair of scissors. Okay, here we go. Just run. And nothing happened. Take two. Oh. Oh god. Oh. Oh god. Please. Please don’t hurt it. Well, that hurt. System Z tripped while running downstairs. Now, that is cool and all, but to really see this in action, we need to build the staircase everyone is familiar with. [Music] Okay, so now if we run Hang on. Okay, so my goal is to go all the way down these stairs and try to make it to the bottom. But first, I’m actually going to grab a couple of items because I made it so that any items you have in your inventory might fall out if you fall downstairs. Oh, there it goes. It has started. Why am I falling up? I don’t understand. Stop. I don’t know why I fall upstairs. That makes no sense. So all of um all of my items have flown everywhere. Um so that’s, you know, that’s great. Uh love that. I don’t know why I fall upwards. That’s just not how gravity works. Like Oh god, it’s happening again. I think I may have accidentally made the most efficient way to climb a set set of stairs. Okay. And there’s actually one more change that I’ve made, but for this I’m going to need to spawn a bunch of mobs. I made one more final change that if you I’m going to need this. I made one more final change that if you happen to hit any mobs, you’ll send them flying as well. So, fall, fall, it didn’t work again. Why am I not falling downstairs? I don’t get it. I’m going to use your comments to code the dumbest ways to die in Minecraft and then show them to my friends to get their reactions. Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Holding a sharp axe and cutting yourself in half. Diamond axe at your service. If I were to throw it as you the axe is gone. Basically, I made throwable axes and um they’re not sharp yet though. You’re going to have to rename it to something like uh reasonably unreason so I can um I can like I can chop off my own and now like I just have my arm. But it’s okay if I pick it up. I can pretend I can pretend like I still have an arm but I don’t. But if I get tired of holding my dead arm, I can just eat it and that gives me a bone. Or if you go ahead and rename it to extremely unreasonably sharp diamond axe, something else will happen. Uh, but for this, I’m going to have to throw it and try my best to catch it. So, let me just like, okay, I missed complex. Maybe if I jump. Uh, what if you die from staring at the sun for too long? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, that’s Yeah, that that that’s a good idea. I like that. Let’s just go into survival mode for that one. So, for this one, I did add a game rule. Don’t stare at the sun. By default, it’s set to false. So, let’s just go ahead and set that to true. If I if I were to like look at the sun right now, it doesn’t do anything because, you know, I’m wearing glasses. But luckily in Minecraft, you can actually detect exactly where a player is looking. If I were to like spawn uh this villager, right, and then if I were to like game roll force uh force mobs to look at the sun, um uh but before we commit mass mob sacrifice, I think it might be smart if we go ahead and try it for ourselves. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried staring at the sun, but it’s definitely not um it’s not for the week. Let me just tell you that. So, as you can see, my eyes have been singed to the point where my vision is going away and I died. That’s That’s just what happens, I guess. Like that’s And because I combusted from staring at the sun for too long, I got turned into a pile of ashes. And if I were to give myself a brush, I can actually dig out items that I may have had. Oh, and a fly. I guess I had a fly inside of my pocket. And after a while, it will just go away. So, let’s just Yeah. So, I got I had a couple of flies, some gunpowder, some charcoal, some coal, a bone. Now, if I were to um stare at the sun again. If I were to this time get like a bucket, for example, I could right click it to pick up a bucket of ashes, which are very handy because, you know, you can eat them. Let’s sacrifice some villagers. I’m just going to spawn a bunch of villagers in a circle and then force them to stare at the sun. Oh god, it’s happening. They’re all dying. Wow, look at all the ashes. That’s a great way to get around trading with villagers. The only downside is instead of getting their valuable items, you get a singed version of those valuable items. Like these emeralds got turned into dried kelp. Subscribe. Legend of Zelda style. Ah, classic nostalgia. Just like in Legend of Zelda, I can punch a chicken and it will get angry, but not quite angry enough. I can even I can even like pick up chickens. Now, I know it might be hard to tell, but this effect is working. If I go into creative mode and grab like a chicken spawn egg or something and just spawn a bunch of chickens. I mean, just like a whole tin piece, you know what I mean? I made it so that if not the Stop. I accidentally made the punch button the same as the pickup button. There we go. You may have noticed all of the chickens, uh, they looked at me. Um, that is a fair warning not to do it again. Oh god. Oh, it happened. Okay, I got clucked. Angry chickens are flying in and attacking me. And the more chickens I hit, the more spawn. Oh, that worked as intended. But I think we can go even further. I added this game rule called should throw eggs. That makes it so that any chickens that are angry at me also throw eggs. Yeah. Oh, too many. That’s way too many chickens. I think I may have um broken Minecraft with that one. Trying to cook something you shouldn’t. Death by microwave. You know, I will never forget the first time I tried cooking aluminum foil in the microwave. It scared the cocoa beans out of me. That is really cool looking. Here’s the seed if you want it. Okay, so uh let’s start by going into creative mode. We are going to put the blast in blast furnace. Okay, we’re going to need some things to cook like an ender pearl, a totem of undying, and uh of course aluminum foil to demonstrate what happens uh when you put aluminum foil in the microwave. Just watch closely. Uh the um the microwave exploded. So far so good. There it goes. It’s sparking. It might explode. Oh god, it’s That block is like permanently damaged. Wow. Okay, let’s try and cook this last slice of aluminum foil. Cook the foil. Cook the foil. I think it’s working. I think it cooked. Yes, it cooked. You get aluminum foil but hot. And if you hold it, you just get burned. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you try to cook an ender pearl? Well, I guess um I guess that makes sense. There’s the furnace. Can I get to it? No. No. I don’t I don’t think I’m going to get to it. But what about if you were to cook something like a totem of undying? What would happen? Oh god. Oh, okay. Well, I guess that also makes sense. System Z got smelted. If you step on a crack, you break your back. Oh, this one’s going to hurt, isn’t it? Oh, here we go. We’re going to need a couple things. First things first, we need a way to make cracks. If I punch the ground, nothing happens. But if I were to fall from a high enough height, I could hypothetically crack the ground. So, let’s give that a shot, shall we? Oh. Um, I didn’t mean for that to happen already. If we use the mace, we can crack the ground. And anytime we step on a crack, we break our back. And if you press shift whenever your back is broken, um, you can do that to change the position of your spine. Okay, now that I put all of your dumb ideas in Minecraft, let’s see if my friends are dumb enough to die or smart enough to survive. Gentlemen, before we can get to the video, we need to make our way to the very top of the stairs. Come on, fellas. Let’s go.
Oh, scissors.
All right,
hold on. Let me I just got to fully gear up first.
Okay, last one up the stairs is a rotten egg. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Yeah. Up we go.
Oh. Oh no. All right.
Oh. Oh.
I’m here. You guys coming?
I’m going up again.
You guys on your way? I’ll just
uh Norfie fell downstairs. It’ll be a minute.
Oh, I’ll come I’ll come back down. Totally normal
here. I got you. I got you.
Oh god. Oh god. Oh, the paintings.
I just hear the sounds. So, um, uh, so don’t run downstairs. Okay. I want to wear these. Um,
hey, look at you. Oh, so pretty.
Yeah, you real library. Uh, let me
You’re so gorgeous, man.
I’m just going to enable a game rule real quick. Don’t stare at this. Okay. Um, hey guys, look at the Wow. Oh, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Wow. Oh, vision. Wa. Ow. Oh. Oh. How did this spawn?
Look. Well, all right. Here you Here, I’ll tell you what. I’ll show you how it spawned. Let me just eat these ashes real quick. Now, watch carefully. I’m going to give you a demonstration of how to spawn ashes. Okay.
The sun.
Your eyes, dude. Oh my god.
The sun. Oh my. Okay.
Yeah. So, I’m burning. I’m My flesh is burning. I’m dying. I’m going to combust. Goodby. The question is, though, how do how do these glasses look on me? I’m sorry. Don’t kick me out of the library, please. I need to study.
What do they look like on you?
Oh, yes. Yeah.
You look elderly.
This is what you’re going to look like. Grandpa, I’m going to need you to grab an inner pearl, a totem dying, and aluminum foil. And uh you know what, Funny? Just in survival mode, can you get us a furnace? Yeah.
Aluminum foil.
Can’t trust him after he spawns TNT. Yeah.
Yeah. Know I Yeah. Have you guys ever microwaved anything before?
Yeah, I did.
Did it Did it go okay for you?
It It worked. Foot’s going be in the game. I’m working on it. You ever tried to microwave like a aluminum foil? No. Where did you guys go? Have you ever smelted an ender pearl? Oh. Oh. Oh. Where did it
Where did it go? Get it down.
Just pick it up. There you go. You got it. Nice. Okay, cool. All right. Um,
I want you to just like uh try and warm up that aluminum foil for me in that microwave. Okay.
Oh. Oh.
Okay. We’re safe now. Just stand here. Oh. Oh. Oh my. Oh my back. Oh.
What did you do? He stepped on a crack. I can’t help it.
Oh my god. Is that your back or your front?
Yes.
Oh, step on a crack. You break your own back. Don’t worry. I can still swim. I’m a pro.
Look at him go. I’m just I’m just resting in the water, you know. Just
What’s up?
But there’s got to be another angle to this, isn’t there?
Yes. In fact, it’s this one. Gentlemen, come here, guys. Oh,
there he goes. Oh, you got there’s a there’s a music disc.
Well, I just figured while we’re recording, we might need a snack.
A this Oh. Oh.
Oh my god. It’s It’s a DVD thing.
Is that me?
Fellas,
are you guys hungry by chance? Punch a chicken. Don’t worry. We’ll get one. What?
I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. Narfy, I’ll get you. I’ll rescue you. Wait. Save me.
Come here.
Save me. Narfy, I changed some code around. Can you try and punch some chicken again for me? [Applause] Some crack.

NEVER run down a set of stairs, and whatever you do.. DON’T EVER try to pickup a chicken, or else this may happen. I coded your dumb ideas into Minecraft.

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