we need to break out of jail

we need to break out of jail

Kyle, look. I got out. You’re free. I’m free. See you later. Suck. Oh, hello. Hey, redones. How you doing, dude? Let me out. I I promise I’m a changed man. Pangy and D. What did you What did you earlier? Listen. Listen. Let me out instead. How did you get in here, Rod? Dude, you don’t even want to know, man. God, we we got to conspire, man. Listen, I told them we’re changed men, but we’re not. We’re criminals. No, we’re not changing. No, we are. No, we’re changing for the worse. Oh. Oh, you got me there. Yeah. So, what what did you do, man? Dude, honestly, like I just jaywalked. You are a disgusting person. Even I wouldn’t go that far, man. I may launder. I may murder, but jaywalking. I know. That’s just That’s just wrong. Yeah, you’re right. You’re right. Hold on. Let’s listen in. What’s going on over here? Hey, I’m I’m going to need you guys to not be not not hit us without, you know, due process or a reason. God. Okay. So, Ash’s turn to argue for Miranda rightites. Got it. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hey yo, Kyle Red. Yo yo yo yo Redo Red. Guys, guys together. Dude, these cops are messed up, man. Oh, wait. Hold on. They’re going to find out. They’re going to find out. They’re got to find out. Oh, what? What is this? We just found There’s no separating the quack street boys. Listen. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. They got a gun. They got a gun. That’s a gun. You know, we’ve been through tougher situations. I feel like we can do this. We We probably can. What are you guys talking about? We’re talking about how we’re going to become changed men. Yeah. Yeah. Not none of your business. Oh god. To the wall. That’s not the left. This is quite in fact the left. I’m staying. I’m staying. This is the left. Joins the left. Is escaping. Is escaping. Wait. The freak. Okay, Ash. I got an idea. I need you to punch me. Can you call me your nickname? Egg. You think the guards are homophobic? That’s not allowed in here. That’s not allowed in here. I’m going to beat you guys up. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Put the stick away. Who did you vote for in 2024? Ash, Ash. Let’s get Ash. The jig is up. The jig is up. The jig is up. The jig is up. The jig is up. Hello. Heads up. Heads up. Red dudes. I saw you go up here. No. That was police brutality. Police. No. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Calm down. Calm down. Officer, calm down. My hands are up in the air. Don’t I don’t know if I I don’t know, man. You ran away out of jail. You tried to No. No. No. No. No. No. Listen. Listen. I I was I was beaten to a curb. I I I was reborn. Get down. Do you think it’s time for these criminals to get washed? What? I’m sorry, man. You know what? I just could stay here. Yeah, you can stay in there. Wait a minute. No. No. FOMO. No, if you want to hold on to the shower, I I mean I I don’t know. I’m not like red, bro. I’m not trying to stay stinky or anything. Well, no, but like if every No, but if everyone’s going to the God, maybe I can find a way to kill myself if I Hold on. Maybe. How do I How do I Oh, hey, Red. I’m trying to kill myself so I can go and take a shower. Killing myself is hard with the toilet. No. Are you just looking at me? You look real good over there, Reds. Okay, that is just a whole other level of corrupted cop that I don’t want to get into. What’ you do? What are you doing over there? What you Hey. Hey. What are you doing? I didn’t do nothing. The floor caved in. Don’t you see the sink, man? That’s a huge like hollow. Ah, fixed. I hate you. Wait a minute. Hate you, too. Wait. No. Where do you go? What the Wait, what? Already actually. Yeah. I just want to know what I’ve done before in my life. Yeah. Okay. I keep walking to the right here. To the right. Ash. Oh, come on. Do I really have to? Yes. Dude, you smell. You haven’t showered in like six days. I actually have no idea what we’re doing. Hello. Oh, red. Okay. Okay. I give up. I give up. Come on. Go over here. Go over here. Yeah. No. I Hey guys. Hey guys. Drowned. No. No. No. No. Nothing. Nothing. I I’ve just been showering this entire time. Can you stop beating us while we’re in the shower? Watching then I’ll continue to watch. Okay. I know. I know. You know, we are like we don’t really do human rights and all that, but you’re kind of you’re kind of creep. Hold on. No, we demand rights. You want to unionize in prison? Unionize. Reddit can launder money. I guess Ash has um what was your strength again? The power of deception. Power of deception. Kyle has charisma. I don’t really have any strengths. I think I’m a little bit of a wild card. Is everyone clean? Yeah, we’re very clean. Yeah. It was so funny. Did you just drink reduna’s bath water? No. No. Technically, it was Kyle’s bath water. All right, everyone. In a line. We’re walking to the cafeteria. In a line, guys. Come on. Come on. Right over there. Keep walking. Keep walking. All right. Sitting in the quag. Oh. Oh. Why would you not sit with us? Why would you not sit with us? I thought I I felt there was like social clicks like in high school, but No, that’s okay. I mean, what tables for life? Quack. boys for life. I appreciate that. Shut up, guys. Um, does this does this does this dude have microlastics in it? I have no idea. Oh, wa wa wa. There was microplastics. Oh my god. Are you still sipping away at that shower water? Yeah. Goodbye, my friends. I’ll see you later. Bye, Zam. Dude, that Prince Zam guy has some issues, man. Dude, he What? What’s his issue? A good boy. As I put him in insult confinement and he said, “Thank you for calling me that.” And was being giggly. My boy, why did you call him a good boy? Are you guys done with your food? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let’s take you back. All right. Come this way. But but what about Kyle? Kyle was like my cell. Wait, but Kyle was my cellmate. It’s hurting me, man. I I like it. It’s It hurts a lot. Okay, I got to see this. Kyle. Yeah. I got an idea. Are you able to Hey, what’s up, Davu? I’m really bored over here. Yeah. Yeah. Uh um you want to feel joy in your life real quick? Yeah. What? Oh, wait. Wait. What the I swear I just saw what? What did I just hear? Hello. What? Uh hey. Hey, officer. How’s it going? Ashwag stole a key. What? Okay, you guys stay here. Yeah, we’re staying right here. Yeah. Yeah, we’re staying like right here, man. Ashwag broke out. So, we got to we got to fix we got to fix this. That is insane. Hold on. Okay, Cal. Red. Look what I got. What? Oh, perfect. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. Okay. Let’s get out. The perfect opportunity to use it. I don’t know if this now is a good Well, they’re they’re they’re distracted. I think I don’t think there is a better time. Alert. They’re on high alert. Yeah. For Ashwag, not us. They think we’re stuck in here. Oh, they’re going upstairs. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let’s use it. Okay. Okay. Go, go, go, go, go, go. All right. Sh. Open the door. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. We need to figure out a way to like hide from them somewhere where they won’t expect it. Okay. Perfect. Okay. Okay. Let’s go up the stairs. Go up the stairs. Okay. Perfect. Come on. Is there anything up here? I think I think there’s something in that last cell over there. This one? I think so. Okay. Oh, I missed. Kyle. Ah, Kyle. I don’t have a lever. [Music] Hey buddy. Hey. What’s up, man? I just was on a walk. Hey, officer. Hey, Kyle. Carl, help. I got him. What happened? I I think I died. Kyle. Kyle, look what I got. Oh my god. Come on, Brad. You’re going to sniff out. No, no, no, no, no. He Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. We’re going to have a fun little adventure with friends, guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let’s just stick with me. Stick with us. Stick with us. If I know where Ash is, he’d probably be out reading books right now over in the library. Oh, Ashwag. Where are you? Okay. Well, let’s keep these doors closed. Keep these doors out. Can we take a look in the storage room all together, collectively, the four of us? Yeah, officer. Maybe officer, you’d let us in. Yeah, but officer, we can help you. I didn’t let you in. I didn’t let you in. But officer, officer, we’re just we’re just helping you like look for Ash. I didn’t know. Yeah, we’re just We’re just being helpful. Where are you going? What if we all split up and look for Ash? No, I don’t think so. I think it would be worthwhile. Oh, hold on. D, what if you press that that like um pressure plate again? What pressure? Oh, this one. No, no, the one over there. One over where? The one in the corner. Oh, thanks, man. Can you do me a favor? Can you Can you go the corner like right over here? Yeah. Oh, wait. This is a lot more doable. Ash. Ash. Oh. Hey man. Wait, wait, wait. What? Wait. I see Ash. Wait, you see Ash? Oh, yeah. My man. Yeah. Where? Wait. Where the you been? Dude, where have you been, man? We’ve been looking for you. I was legitimately just doing toilet roleplay over here. Oh, okay. Yeah, you can do that. What? Don’t say anything. Shut up. Don’t say anything. On my signal we riot. Okay. You come and move us. You can move us. You move. Oh. Okay. Okay. Do the thing. Do the thing. Oh no. No. It didn’t work. Get out. Get out. Get out. This is the most break out. Break out. Prison break. Prison break. Get out of here. They got maces. They got maces. Get out. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run. Seems I’m I’m also out. Oh, they’re coming. They’re coming. They’re coming. Okay, time to go. Time to go over. Oh, they’re coming. They’re coming. They’re coming. Go, go, go. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. Wait, hold on. There’s a ship over there. It’s a bridge. There’s a ship. There’s a ship. Okay, hold on. Are they following us? Oh, they’re following us. Cal, what do you mean, Cal? They’re after us, dude. Come on. There’s no cookies, man. You got scammed, man. That’s mean. That’s mean. Well, there’s like seven ways to get out of here if we really want to leave. I don’t know. Like, I’m having a fun time hanging out, you know? Like, I’m just I’m just hanging out, dude. This is police brutality, man. We got to get out of here. It’s Yeah, but we’re hanging out. I like having We got a we got a ton of shenanigans we got to, you know, do out in the real world, man. Okay, let’s leave. Fine. Let’s do it. Let’s just do it. All right. I guess that works. Okay. The other guys are not um [Laughter] Oh, they’re after us. Oh god, Ash is so No, no, no, no, no. You can do that. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh, god. How do we get done? Oh, no. Oh, go. We made it, boys. We did it. We’re out. You know, this has been quite the journey, okay? You know, uh, we fought a flying pengalin who’s a cop. We did a freaky a freaky drape, right? And ultimately in the end, I think I learned that instead of valuing um the bonds that we have with others, we should learn to value ourselves. I thought I’d be nothing without this prison, without the people, the friends that I made in this prison. But in reality, all I need is myself. We were all thinking about our strengths. How Kylie has a strength right. And you didn’t know what your strength is. Sam, your strength is that you’re the only person that can be yourself. Right. this whole time. It was It was under my nose the whole time. Wait, but you don’t have a nose. [Music]

so the quag and i got into trouble, now we in jail… so obviously we gotta break out. Thats pretty much it. btw if it wasnt obvious this do be the og cops and robbers map!
(was tempted to call this vid 4 guys 1 jail but meh)