78 new characters?! Hundreds more cutscenes?! 🔴Live! Stardew Valley Expanded

78 new characters?! Hundreds more cutscenes?! 🔴Live! Stardew Valley Expanded

Yo, check it out. We just wiped a couple of people out of the chat as we start Stardew Valley Expanded. This has been one of the best games ever made. It still is technically, but I’m speaking in present terms because we are going through the entirety of the game, which we actually just did, and now we have mods as we load in to the coin crew farm. Bye-bye. I don’t know. That’s weird. Usually we don’t get people especially right at the start of the stream trolling as we load in. We are in year three and we’re going to have an evaluation which is funny because the entire time for 2 years in this game 77 hours. I was saying you know Grand Papy’s going to uh transport us to a new universe once we get our perfect evaluation. Not true. He actually transported us into a new universe because he’s just that kind of man. We didn’t have to be perfect. Dang. Yo, Nick, welcome in. I sense something in the western forest. We have two major mods in this right now. Stardew Valley expanded. We just added it. This is episode 18 in the series. Check out the playlist in the description below where we have had a whole lot of fun. Mostly vanilla. The game has been modded technically from the start except for episode 1, but mostly vanilla. The game has been played and now we have mods because it’s time we got through the two years which I think was basically I would consider the two years to be like the end game. Like that’s pretty much where you can finish the game and say I kind of beat Stardew Valley. Even though technically you can’t ever really beat the game. There’s our baby though. She’s a ginger. I don’t know how that happened, but she’s so cute. More wise for coin. I told y’all I’ve gotten this from Martinez. You ought to be in radio or voice acting in to a video game or something. Yeah, I was thinking I should probably voice act an entire video game. That would be nice. So, uh, what are we planting this season? I just voice act every single character. Except I can probably do a way better job if I know like what voices I’m using for each character. Yo, this is the evaluation I was talking about the whole time. Hello. Oh, this is probably a mod. Stardw Valley expanded. I’m Susan, the owner of Emerald Farm up at the railroad. I’ve been trapped up there alone ever since Jojo caused the rock slide. So, I’ve got a little bit of cabin fever. Oh, girl, you got cabin fever. What is it? Oh, that’s I was thinking junk fever. Happy to finally meet you, coin. You, too, girl. Red Dead, you’re a good boy. Who’s a good boy? I don’t know. Arthur’s got me, man. But you don’t have to compare yourself, I guess. Stop by and visit Emerald Farm when you have the time. Okay, let’s check our mail. Dear coin, I was conducting a field study the other day and I found this specimen. I hope you find it interesting as I did. An emerald. Thanks, Demetrius. That man secretly loves me. I know it for sure. Freaking It’s kind of a little bit homosexual, but I don’t mind it cuz it’s okay to be homosexual, you know? Be yourself. What the heck you out there being in the closet for? Just get out of there, dog. You know, found some good quality stone. Maybe you can build with it or something, George. That’s the old man who’s going to die soon. He’s not long for this world. But sadly, what what would have been cool, and I guess you can get it through mods, is uh like kind of if time changed certain things, like the old people dying in the game. That wouldn’t be too bad cuz it teaches you more about life. I feel like a lot of people would hate that though, especially in Stardew Valley. Yeah, all of the animals hate me right now because I did after the last live stream. I just went immediately to sleep for some reason even though the game already the game had already saved. Oh, inventory’s been full. So, we did waste a whole day, but that’s it doesn’t matter at this point. I don’t even care about these goddamn animals. Y’all can get it, dog. I want to sell your asses later, probably. We’ll see. Okay. Sell all this. Just a lot of female energy on the farm here because uh they’re all females. We’re just We just got them here against their will technically. But that’s kind of what ranching is, man. Like people don’t seem to understand. It’s like that’s kind of the deal, man. It’s okay. Like they’re living decent lives, you know? As long as their stalls ain’t too shitty. You know what I’m saying? Like they ain’t eating their own [ __ ] and they hey, then they’re okay. Pork chops for everyone. Yeah. The fattest ones for me though. We have some farm to clear out. I should probably open up the farm, especially to uh moderate. He’ll get my farm cleaned up. It’ll be nice. We can have like an actual nicel looking farm cuz we have a whole lot of new talents people to meet and that’s my priority right now. I love characters. I love dialogue. For those that don’t know, I’m Coin. I stream a whole bunch of story driven and openw world games here on the channel. This is a little bit different from what I typically stream. And uh you know, like one of those trolls prior to the stream started was saying, I know a grown ass man ain’t playing this kid game. Oh, a grown ass man is, brother. And I also shhat on your face, dog. But yeah, man. So many insecure people out there. This is also part of what I do for those that don’t know. I [ __ ] on people and I teach you lessons. You know, I’m here to teach people and I ain’t going to teach everybody because some people are already up here, but most people are way down here. Y’all stupid. Not, you know, not the regulars and stuff, but a lot of people out in the world are stupid and y’all need to learn. Coin is very wise. I I don’t like to say it myself, but yeah, you know, I’m not a bad person to learn from, I don’t think. We have this greenhouse, which I’m not growing any star fruit in right now. I probably should do that. We have our basement, our uh cellar in our house, and that is producing some starfruit wine, some aged starfruit wine. That’s going to be amazing. It’s going to make a lot of money, but I should be producing a whole lot more starfruit. And don’t forget to hydrate. You get real amped up even over Stardew Valley. I ain’t going to lie. That’s the thing. When you’re willing to just be yourself, life is so much better, you know? So much better. But when you’re trying to be something you’re not, you’re trying to act like a little fool. You’re trying to act like a like a man. You think you’re a man because you do certain things that men have done in history, and you think that’s cool, and you’re you’re [ __ ] on other people. Brother, you got so much to learn cuz I will smack you up. There’s no way they were here that soon without having planned that they were going to troll. Yeah, I know. Like at the very beginning of the stream, very start. I wonder who the heck you are. Probably from a different community, I’m thinking. Ohoy coin cuz I I live chat or um sometimes and I’m in other people’s chats in like unrelated communities to gaming and I think those people are coming in. You’ve been angling for some time now. With that fishing experience under your belt, I recommend casting your line over at Sheer Water Bridge, east of Pelican Town. You’ll land on some good whoppers there. Whopper? BK. Is that what you said, man? We get a lot of those ads during certain events that y’all are probably from. BK, have it your way. Whopper. Hey. Dang. Look at this. This is the thing. By the way, statue of perfection. You found a peculiar statue behind Grandpa’s shrine. Also known as Grand Pepe. This thing produces I believe like like a few iridium ore every single day. So I’m going to put it in my house or something cuz the mining interestingly is the thing I’ve done kind of the least in this game. Combat and mining. Mining is only level 9. Combat’s level eight out of 10. Everything else went to level 10 quick, like super quick. The and then mining and combat I was I think are just slowest in general. I think they’re just typically slower. But I also just haven’t really been going into the mines at all, which I would say is contrary to what I used to do cuz the mines is one of the coolest things I would say. In Stardew or uh in Harvest Moon, which this game is highly inspired by, there wasn’t any combat. And then they made Rune Factory and uh there was combat and farming which was a really cool dynamic. But um yeah, so so I like that which is why it’s interesting that I haven’t been in the mines very much. Even though I mean it’s simple combat. It’s just like you just swipe at them really. But simple doesn’t mean boring. Doesn’t mean bad. I’m a simple man. I like simple things. Oh, look at that freaking pig just shhat out that truffle. You shhat that truffle out, boy. That’s disgusting. You ain’t supposed to be eating them. Move, Bobby Lee. I need to fill your water bowl, girl. There we go. from a distance. Maybe we’ll just leave this. Look at my baby. What’s she doing alone? Where’s Haley? Where’s my freaking wife? There. Oh, there you are, girl. Hey, I knew you didn’t leave her alone. I was just joking. All right. Let’s sell some of this trash in here. Yeah, don’t need any of that crap. Nope. Nothing. Cool. Let’s go down and meet Sophia or Sophie. I don’t know. Oh, we haven’t met her yet, but she’s going to be a new girl from uh Stardew Valley Expanded. We’re probably going to get a whole bunch of cutscenes, which is going to be amazing. Christmas tree has been up for 3 years. Yeah, well, technically like two. Oh, yeah. That’s a beautiful tree, though. It’s just dusty. We never cleaned it. Oh, hey girl. Hi, Coin. I knew you’d be passing through here today, so I put together a surprise. Wow. It’s a little picnic for us. Oh, is it? Wow. This is a vegetable medley with my special spice blend. And this is a fresh salad from greens that I forg um I just want to say thank you for helping me get one step closer to becoming a real artist. Did she put her arms out before she came in for the kiss? Like way from way out there. Girl, you were 3 ft away. Distant voice. Well, well, well. What have we here? It’s Kevin. Welcome in. Who is this? Shane. Cal. Who the What the heck are you doing here? Who the heck is Didn’t you see me at the art show? I came all the way from Zuzu City to see your sculptures and to get you to come back with me. I want things to go back the way they were. I miss you, babe. Yuck. Don’t call me that. You never supported my art before. Now that I’ve had some success, you want me back. You make me sick. Hey, come here. Try reasoning with him. I’m not going to punch him. Should I punch him? Nah, you shouldn’t be assaulting people. Assaulting battery is not the way to go. If they hit you first, you have all the reason to [ __ ] them up. Yes, but no. Let’s try reasoning with them. I have nothing to say to you. Get out of my way. Seriously, Leia, what are you doing out here with this simple-minded bumpkin? Oh, she punched him herself. Coin’s a better man than you in every respect. Now get out of here. Never come back. Oh god, girl. Let’s go, Coin. I don’t think Kell will be bothering us anymore. I don’t think that’s how that works with stalkers like this, girl. He followed you to a whole new town. That’s crazy. I ain’t going to lie. Let’s find a more secluded spot this time. Yeah, I guess Haley’s not home right now, girl. Drama Valley. Freaking Kell. Hey, bro. I’m not talking to you. I am Mr. Coin. This bit spring onion. Mom sends me out to pick these sometimes. They’re too spicy for me. Oh, Jesse Chess. Oh, sweet summer child. You’re really nice for a grownup. So, I’m going to show you a secret. Ooh, this bulb is When you see it like this, it looks good, right? Yeah, looks good. But if you peel it a little bit Oh, it’s full of bugs. Wow. Cool, huh? Um, what do you do with the bugs, Vincent? Usually I just squash them. That’s horrible. No, no, no, no, no, no. Mr. Coin, please put the bugs back in the grass so they can live in peace. Oh, you sweet summer child. You learned how to clean the spring onion without harming any bugs. Spring onions are now worth five times the gold. Wow, look at that. The kids are teaching us how to do things. And there’s the freaking wizard. One moment. I must assess the strength of this barrier. Yeah, except for free. Cuz they’re kids. You can’t hire kids, but you can make them work for free. And that’s getting around the system, you know, because Dennis, you’re not you’re not paying them for work. Welcome, uh, Lit. Thanks for the like. Appreciate you, brother. Welcome in. It should hold steady for another six seasons. H, I see. Let me explain. While Stardew Valley often seems tranquil, monsters do lurk in its dark corners, particularly deep in the woods, west of my tower, there are dangerous slimes that attack any human they see. As the resident magic practitioner of Stardew Valley and Pelican Town, it is my responsibility to maintain the magical barrier that prevents the monsters from attacking. All right, Morpheus, what the heck? When a witch or wizard chooses their home, they also swear to protect the residents of that home. Not quite, Morpheus. Tamila, the witch of Castle Village, is exceptionally talented. She leads the vanguard, fighting off the hordes of monsters in Galora. The barrier she oversees is the largest in the world and requires immense amounts of mana to maintain. You mean mana? My apologies, Coin. I must attend a council meeting. Oh, I thought you apologizing for saying Mana. He’s gone. And I walked all the way over here. I can’t teleport, dog. What the heck? I’m tired now. Ah, coin. Nice of you to drop by. What you doing? There’s been a recent influx of locusts in the forest, and I’m at just adding some extra magical protections to make sure they don’t come after my fruit. More effective than your typical pesticides. Also healthier, huh? You can’t get that [ __ ] in your brain. Them pesticides in your brain. Yeah. I always have to keep a layer of magical protections on these plants. Anyway, my ex-wife hated them. Said they were a sign I was growing soft. Still, she occasionally tries to lay the odd hex or two on them when she’s out flying at night. It’s one of the reasons that Caroline and I uh she has a lovely sun room, you see. Uh well, yeah, Caroline, you mean it’s difficult, you know? I enjoy the solitude out here in the forest. And I enjoy the work that I do protecting the valley, but even a wizard gets disheartened at having his heart twice broken. You [ __ ] huh? Well, I’m certainly not in a hurry to give it a third try. But if I do happen to fall in love again someday, I believe it’ll be with someone who appreciates a good garden. Ew, dog. I could say my farm has an awful lot of plants. Hell no, dog. That shouldn’t be too hard to find around here. Yeah, there’s a lot of sloppy [ __ ] in this universe. I notice, wizard, I just got teleported from Grand Pi from a different universe, so there’s a lot of new girls around town that you can impregnate. U but not me. Yes, there do seem to be more green thumbs in the valley than not. It comes with living so closely alongside nature. I think maybe I have some business I need to attend to inside now that these plants are adequately protected. Enjoy the rest of your time in the forest and do stop by to see me again soon. What? Do stop by to see me again soon. Oh yeah, I guess that makes sense. Oh, aoy coin. I’m returning from a fishing trip deep in Cinderella Forest. There’s a river filled with king salmon this time of year. Take a gander at this beauty. Unzip spans. Well, squishy. She was quite the mighty catch. She’ll sell for some good coin on the market. If you’re feeling the angling spirit, try catching one of these beauties. Dang. So many I actually like that there’s so many cutscenes. The reason this is happening is because we added the mods and we’re already in year two and they’re like timed uh cutscenes, right, for the mods cuz the mods add a bunch of new cutscenes, bunch of new dialogue and stuff. And that’s why these are just they just keep procing is because we added it in to an existing game rather than a new game. I hate going. But I like it. What am I doing? Oh, bro. He’s the town drunk cleaning up my mess. Oh, I think he already quit drinking, right? I guess I feel I guess it’s because I feel bad about it. Dang. I want I’m going to go crack open a brew right now. In fact, now that I’ve seen Shane, I’ve chucked a lot of bottles off this cliff. Too many to count. Hold on, Shane. Hold on. Hold that thought, Shane. Yeah, we have this right here. It’s an IPA, Santa Fe Brewing Company, established in 1988. That’s two years prior to my birth. Uh, this is a 7% India Pale Ale, which is pretty good. I actually already had two of these like a couple hours ago. I guess it would have been like 3 hours ago at this point. Coconut water. Nah, it’s an IPA. I guess you could say they probably use coconut water as the uh the base of it because it tastes like pineapple to be honest. I ain’t going to lie. This tastes like pineapple. This drink right here for people that don’t really like beers. I don’t drink often. I mean, I don’t almost ever drink to be honest. I mean, I’ve drank on stream, but not super often. But, um, when I do, it’s usually like a high percentage cuz that’s that’s just how I do. 7%’s not high, but it’s better than like four. H, nothing I can do about the ones down here. You can, man. You need to learn how to be more creative. Well, need to finish cleaning up this mess. See you later, coin. All right, Shane. I’m not going to help you, bro. I’m going to go drink this and then I’m going throw the can out so you can clean it for me. It’s the mayor. Hello, Coin. I was just checking this old garden space. It used to be the community garden before we relocated it near the library. With no one taking care of the field, it’s seen better days. It’s a shame this is the first thing travelers from Grampleton see when they visit Pelican Town. I know you have your hands full with the crew farm, but if you were to fix up this plot of land, you could use it to grow whatever you like. I tried offering it to Andy, but he said he didn’t want a handout from me. What do you say, Coin? Do you want this plot of land? Uh, yeah, man. I mean, you know, I’m not I don’t got to pay taxes. Yeah, I’m down. Great. The residents of Pelican Town would truly appreciate it. You can get right to work on the field. I’ll move these barrels and boxes out the way very soon. Well, I have a pile of paperwork. Have a nice day, coin. All right, mayor. Get the heck out of my freaking land now. God dang. You overstayed your welcome there. Oh man. Cut scene after cut scene. I freaking love it. Oh my god. Don’t forget to hydrate with something non-alcoholic cuz I do not endorse drugs. You freaking druggies. This is the dog Dusty. Oh, what a good boy. Oh, what a good boy. Is that you, boy? Pet him. Oh, that’s my baby boy. There you go. Scratch. Scratch. Scratch. Yeah, he loved it. A look at him. He’s a smug little bastard. He’s better than Bobby Lee on the farm. I ain’t going to lie. Screw Bobby Lee, dog. Actually, I got I I think I’ve grown a bit attached to Bobby Lee, unlike my horse. My horse, I would say, I am not attached to at all cuz it has no personality. I just use that thing as a workhorse. But the dog is nice. She’s a cute girl. Who’s a good girl? That’s you, girl. Help wanted. I’d like to put quartz in my great-grandfather’s tombstone. Please deliver it sometime today. Gotcha. Great grandappy. Oh, girl, Evelyn. Oh, Evelyn’s the old lady, too. All right, ain’t got time. Let’s go get that for her immediately. Me to-do list. Evelyn needs warts. Mod list is in the description below on my website, www.coin.cc/game/starde-val, CC/game/Stardo-V or just use the website search or whatever or click the link in the description because shout out modders is what I’m trying to say. Sheesh Lenny, not too loud now. What if someone heard you? They might find out about me. And chill, Lulu. No one cares. Anyway, I got to go. Still got lots of paperwork left. Real nice of you to settle up with me and all that, by the way. Stop calling me that. And it’s your own fault for procrastinating all the time. Dusty looks like Joe Rogan’s dog, Marshall. I don’t think I’ve seen Marshall. No can do, Lulu. It’s my ride as your big sister. Anyways, got to go. Got to catch the cable car before it fills up. Take care now. sister, huh? Point or not seeing you. So, how much of that did you hear? Lenny indeed. Hit the like button. It’d be highly appreciated. Started Valley is amazing. That Lenny was that was Lenny, my older sister. She came by to give me Ridgey Village’s financial report from last year. Why? Ridge Village? Oh, your grandpappy never told you. There are neighbors in the mountains to the west. You can use the cable car to head up there if you’d like to visit. That cable car is a marvel of engineering. Who knows how they paid for it. A freaking corruption in Ridgeide Village, huh? I did hear that someone in the village has close ties to the governor. I’m wearing the governor’s hat, by the way. It’s right there. Anyway, do go visit when you have the time. A part of their tourism revenue goes to Pelican Town. You know why? Why does that happen? I better get back to town. Goodbye now, Coin. Louis is collecting tax even from another town. You freaking scumbag. I’mma smack you, dog. I don’t like that guy. Ridgeside Village, huh? I should visit sometime soon. His sister Lenny seems better. Lar Oh, look at this. Wow. Is up here. Wow. Well, we’re getting uh Evelyn her thing first. Gus really hates colelaw. I learned that one the hard way. All right, Pam. I’m going to buy you a house later. I have almost 500 grand. I don’t buy that alcoholic a freaking house for no real reason other than the fact that I want to. Oh, did I feed the dang I didn’t go inside the coops and stuff. Yeah, probably do that, huh? Don’t I have more than that? Is empty? Dang freaking farm animals. I might just sell y’all off. Y’all are like basically just out here living the life, huh? On my dime. Well, all right. I see. Chop. Well, I guess you should chop the grass further away from them because they do eat this grass every day. And they don’t roam the fields too much. Otherwise, they get the whip. Ain’t that right? Okay, Evelyn needs a quartz. I guess they don’t really need to be fed. They’re all outside. It’s winter, so I was kind of used to having to feed them every day. Did I say it’s winter? It was winter. Did I say that? It doesn’t matter. It was just winter. So, bit traumatized from that experience. Let’s go find that quartz for Evelyn. Get the cattle prod. Yeah, I’mma prod them freaking [ __ ] for no reason. What’s up? You want to get prodded? You ain’t got a choice, girl. Oh, Cole, the gold scythe is in the cave at the quarry. Huh? I forgot that was a thing. I mean, I knew there was an upgrade, but I forgot. Is that the the quarry? That’s interesting. Let’s get some coal out here. I need some coal. Where’s the coal? What are you talking about? What did I sell my coal or something? No way, dog. What is going on? I have no coal. There’s only six in here. That doesn’t make sense. I should have a bunch of coal. Has a slightly wider harvest area and a higher chance of giving hay when cutting grass. Nice. I always kind of wonder what what it did cuz I’ve gotten it before. But I always just liked it and like being blinged out. We need that quartz as well. Quartz. Yeah, there we go. I didn’t expect that Stardew Valley would draw you in so deeply, but it’s good you’re having a great time. Heck yeah, Turbo. I do love Stardew Valley. I love all the video games pretty much. I ain’t going to lie. It’s hard to not get me into a video game. But that’s also why you have to be a little bit more discerning on the ones you decide to play cuz there’s so many good games out there when you have an open and expansive mind. Not everybody has open and expansive minds like a which is I’m not, you know, I’m not saying it’s good or bad. I’m just saying like some people only stick to certain genres and certain things cuz it’s like what their brain got used to and it’s what they like. But my brain’s always been used to variety. I like all kinds of stuff out here. Um Evelyn, yes, she’s in here. Hey, saw you petting Dusty. Yeah, I was just patting the dust off him cuz you don’t pet him or nothing out there, man. He’s a good boy. Yeah, I know. I told him that. Don’t worry, man. It’s nice of you to take a time to visit uh George and I. Girl, are you okay? Is your brain okay? You maybe take some creatine. Without young people around, we’d age much faster. Oh, girl, I think you deteriorating in front of my eyes. I ain’t going to lie. Here’s your quartz. Oh, you brought me the item I asked for. Thanks so much. Here’s your payment as promised. 75 gold. Yeah. Scamming you. Oh, there you are, George. You know, I shouldn’t get too depressed about my legs. I should just be happy that I’m alive. Didn’t that happen like 30 freaking years ago, my guy? If you’re depressed for 30 years about your legs, you made no progress in life. My god, you should be not. Oh, no. I ain’t giving you a time frame, but a couple years at most, Doug. You know, 30 years, George, come on now. Does this place look different? I think the tile wasn’t there before. And this is open, right? This used to not be an open bar at the end. Am I right? I feel like I’m right. This must be a Stardw Valley expanded thing. I feel pretty good cleaning up that mess. Oh, he’s drinking sparkling water right now. Oh, Shane, hold up, bro. Hold on. I got you, bro. Beer for Shane. Oh, wow. Coin. How’d you know this is my favorite? Nah, man. You know me. I know you. Ah, you know, Coin, I think the future looks bright for both of us. Yeah. And your sister, my wife. Okay, girl. Not. Don’t say that out loud. Hi. Please relax and enjoy yourself. Thanks, Gus. Relapse the clock. Yeah, he’s drinking it. He’s chugging the beer I just gave him, too. Hey, Gus, give me another round. So, freaking Pam at least knows herself. She doesn’t try to pretend she’s not an alcoholic, unlike Shane. If you want me to upgrade your tools, you’ll have to give me the correct one. What? The correct ore? you said. And you’ll have to pay me a fee, of course. Right. And I’ll have to correct your speech. Okay. What a productive day. There’s so many cut scenes. I liked it. Tomorrow we’ll visit Gramp, not Grampleton, um, Ridge Village. I was supposed to go see Sophia or Sophie, the anime kind of girl that lives below our thing, but time just went by. I didn’t water the things in the greenhouse, I don’t think. Oh, I did. I remember going in there. I don’t remember watering them until I just saw how I did it. And now I remember every sequence in how I watered them. The last one was me watering toward the right at the bottom row. We can rewind the stream. My memory works. Okay. Hey, baby girl. Oh, hold on. Where’s my actual baby girl? There she is. Whoops. Abigail is sleeping. She’s all bundled up in her cozy outfit, too. Have more starfruit wine. Late night. Just checking on the wine. Oh, what’s up, boy? Starfruit wine. That’s mine. Oh, man. That’s going to be amazing. I really need to fill these up with more though. Can’t have them empty like that. We have 11 of these. They’re selling for 50 grand. For 11 of them, we get 49,500. Gosh darn 50 grand. I’m pretty sure Shane knows his issue, but he’s probably worried about waking up in Pam’s trailer. Yeah. And Penny would be traumatized, too. Her mama just banging Shane out like that. Oh, yeah. Shane, you know how I like it. Gosh darn. That’s graphic. This is Stardew Valley alley. I thought it was for kids. Not really. Technically, what people fail to understand is that uh games that kids can play are not games that are made for kids. It’s just like movies that kids can watch. It doesn’t mean it’s for kids. It means it’s just appropriate enough for them, you know? Cuz there’s a lot of deepness in this game if you really think about it. Look at that. 53,000 from farming alone. 60 grand in one day. First freaking day in the stream. 60 grand. Perfect. We have 441,000. We’re very close to building Pam’s house. Here’s my baby Abigail. Here’s Haley. Did you sleep okay? You were snoring a little. Yeah, I was tired, girl. Real tired. I’ve got some chores to do in here. Have a good day. All right, girl. $500 an hour. Yeah, that seems appropriate. That’s about right for a highly skilled individual. Oh, good morning, Mr. Coin. I hope it’s not too early. Well, I just wanted to stop by and thank you in person for all the wonderful artifacts and minerals you’ve discovered. You’ve done so much for one person. In fact, I’ve just received a letter from the office of regional secretary of artifacts. We’re being honored in the coveted Golden Shovel Award for our significant contributions to the field. Ours, Gunther, bro. And it’s all thanks to you. Okay. Okay. All right. I also have promising news. The regional secretary of artifact gave the museum a considerably large donation. You’ll be receiving a portion of it in the mail soon. How much is it? Enough to buy Pam’s house. We’ll be seeing more of each other soon. Good day, Mr. Coin. Don’t call me Mr. Coin. It’s disrespectful. How much is it in here? You You took something from my employer’s home, causing me to lose my job. Now I’m homeless. You must help or else. Come visit me in the marshlands. I will wait. Henchmen. Hello, Coin. My name is Susan. Lewis told me you’re a new farmer in town. I’m trapped on my farm in the mountains, so I can’t say hi. Oh, this is a person that we just met this morning. That’s her older letter coin. Thanks to you and the quality produce you’ve been shipping, my store’s business is booming. Along with our regular rebates, I wanted to send you a special bonus. Thanks for being such a good customer and contribute contributor to our small community. It’s people like you who keep local businesses alive. Pierre 2820 gold 120 hours. Greetings, coin. You’ve proven your trustworthiness. I would like to propose I teach you some basic magic. Visit me in my chambers and at your earliest convenience. M Rasmodius wizard magic. And Demetrius gave us another freaking amethyst. He just gave us one yesterday. That I told you that man loves me. Everyone wants the product. Yeah. If you make a quality product, people want it. Imagine that. People think, well, supplying demand, if there’s demand, you you can make the supply. But you know what, girl? You know how things actually work is that you create the demand. You create the supply and then the demand comes afterward. It actually it does work that way. Trust me, because a lot of people don’t know what they need until they see it, you know. Well, how you going to have demand for something that don’t exist, you know? Oh, yeah. This is the shed with the bed. We’ve never done anything in here, literally. That sounds a little ominous. My favorite late night stream. Yo, R.J. welcome back. Glad to see you. Stardew Valley. One of the greatest games ever made. One of the chillest, one of the illst. Just doing morning chores. We finished. Oh, dang. It’s too far. Short arms. What was I saying? I distracted myself with my character. Short arms. Poor four candles. Grandpappy loved us. We got the perfect evaluation. And I really want to solidify my my lore in this game because I don’t know if everybody was following along so much, but the lore in this game for me is that re upon reaching year three, which is just now we’re on spring, day three of year three. Upon reaching year three, Grandpa came to evaluate us after we had been on the farm for two years because we were in a dead-end job at in Zuzu City, living a trash life, being a trash monkey. Oops, I did something over there on on my thing. Oops. Uhoh. I think Okay, I’m still streaming. Oh, dang, man. I closed something over there on accident. So, we were doing some trash monkeyus stuff in Zuzu City and we decided, you know what? Too much depression in the city. We’re going to live on the farm where grandpappy had given us our inheritance of this farm. And after 2 years, he came to evaluate us and decide, you know what, grandson, you are good enough to become part of the true universe. So, he literally phased us into a different universe. It’s called the multiverse. If you watch like Marvel stuff, you’ll kind of understand the concept, but you’ll still be a little bit confused by it. So, it’s okay. It’s supposed to be confusing. It’s like quantum dynamics and such. But yeah, so now we’re in like a new universe, which is my reasoning of why we have mods and likeif characters in the game. 78 new people just randomly showing up. And some of them I think we’re just going to like like they’re going to just act like they already know us. I think cuz we added the mods 2 years into the game. Typically adding Ridgside. Oh man, I keep clicking off the screen. Typically adding Ridgside and Stardew Valley expanded. You should start a new game for it, but I didn’t want to. No thanks. This is our character. This is the crew farm. Okay, what was I doing today other than doing Evelyn already got the quartz? This is bugged, I think. The find the shadowy figure, Crobus. We’ve already been talking to him. We’re friends with Crobus at this point. Make sure. How do I pop that back up? One sec. See docs. I closed my uh YouTube doc on OBS. Where is it? I’ve never closed it before. I don’t know how to open it. I don’t think it’s a custom browser doc. That live control panel. Oh, it’s still there. I see. It’s a tab. Oh. Oh, I like that. I learned something new in OBS on accident just now. Anyway, all right, we’re back in it. I’ll keep these. Let’s throw all the trash in here. Indeed, we do have a bunch of playlists on the channel for a bunch of series. We play from start to finish main stories usually, but much of the time the side quests as well. And for Stardew Valley, the description below contains everything you need to know. I guess we can crack some geodess open. I’m not going to plant these this corn. What is this doing in here? Get out of here. I don’t need that. Uh, it’s a lucky day. Oh, we were going to go to Ridgeide. I guess I want to meet Sophia first. Or Sophie. I think it’s Sophie, but I’ll probably keep calling her Sophia. It sounds more elegant. Maybe that’s not even their name. I don’t know. I think that’s right. Sounds right. Here’s another cut scene. Wow. Sniff. Oh, it’s Jazzy Jazz Coin. I I got lost in the woods chasing a squirrel. Can you take me back to Art and Mary’s? Um, yeah. I’ll guide you back, girl. I’m not going to tell her to be more careful cuz she learned her lesson already. She understands in this moment what she did wrong. I’ll guide you back, girl. Thanks, Coin. All right, hold my hand, Jesse. Jess, you’re always in trouble. She’s an explorer. She’s uh she’s like Abigail. Not my daughter, but the older one in the town. Oh my goodness. Jazz, are you okay? I was about to go looking for you. I got lost in the forest. Coin found me. Let’s get inside. I’ll cook you your favorite meal. Okay. Oh, she’s happy now. Thank you, coin. All right, M. Later, girl. Don’t forget to uh to wash up real well after the mayor comes by. He’s disgusting. Oh, look at this. This is completely different right here. This is my tree dog. Oh, look at ah I This is why I got a mod as well to be able to chop bushes down because these things here are not supposed to be part of this garden. This is a Stardew Valley expanded garden. This is my tree from uh I’m going to leave that there from prior to adding the mod. I’ll leave the trees in there. I don’t care. They look good. So, there will be some bushes kind of like blocking certain things, but I got a destroyable bush mod so we can just chop the bushes up. Got to use that one tool reset bush positions, right? Yeah, there’s that, too. But I I think I’ll just Well, I guess if they regrow, then I’ll probably use that reset mod instead. I I guess it’s probably going to regrow, but I figured they won’t regrow now. I don’t know how that works. How the cells work in the game. It’s a mod you download. Yeah, I’ve used it before. I forgot that was a thing. I mean, like I didn’t forget, but I did. It’s interesting. Anyway, I’m still fuming about the picnic. What a weirdo. Let’s never talk about that person ever again. Okay. All right, girl. I don’t really mind. Who are you talking about? Cal. Oh, right. The bridge is in a different position as well. Look at that. I kind of like this. I’m going to leave my As long Oh. Oh, okay. I guess I’m picking them up. All right. But it also just won’t be right because there will be bushes that are supposed to be in places that won’t be. Yeah. I figure those bushes probably won’t regrow though. But maybe they will cuz they haven’t been reset. I just figured because they haven’t been removed or reset ever, they’re kind of reset once I destroy them, depending on how the game modding works. We’ll see. They’ll grow back in like 3 days or not. Like this probably not supposed to be here cuz it’s blocking the horse from coming through. the trees probably. Here’s uh Sophie’s Vineyard. Blue Moon Vineyard. Yo, I think that’s a tra a federal trademark. But I guess you know if they ain’t brewing hops and beer and such, right? You brewing beer? Do you ever have days when your motivation is completely gone? That’s me today. Oh, Sophia. Oh, I was I was thinking it was Sophie and I was saying Sophie is the more elegant name. You’re an elegant girl, huh? You got that collar on. I like that. That’s cute. All right. What do you like? Let’s see. Prismatic shards cloth sunflower. Oh, she likes sunflowers like Haley. Yeah, I’ll remember that. You’re not good enough friends with Sophia to enter her bedroom. It’s grapes. She makes wine. Oh, interesting. These are grapes. Oh, Blue Moon wine. Huh. I guess that’s what a vineyard is. Blue Moon Vineyard. I ain’t much of a wine person because I’m a man. Men don’t really drink wine unless in the presence of a woman. That’s basically what uh my rule is. If there’s no woman around drinking the wine with you, you should not be drinking wine as a man. It’s a random rule I made up, but I like it and people get so upset when I say it out loud. It’s cuz they’re they drink wine as men. I mean, I know Sam does too. Don’t Didn’t you used to drink the big old like a whole bottle of like like strawberry kind of wine, Sam, or something? Like people are so sensitive. Like I’m joking, dog. Thank you for finding Jazzcoin. She won’t go that far into the forest again. Men drink me maid. Yeah, you have. Welcome back. Good to see that name. You got a different uh profile picture though. Let’s see. Pop it up. There you go. How beautiful. I don’t know what it is. We have a cut scene. He is part of the adventurers guild. That guy that went in there. Rcato sweet red. Dang. I should connect Google back to my thing. I forgot it’s not on my internet on the Wi-Fi. The new Wi-Fi. I want to look for bugs, but mom gets mad when I’m all dirty. It’s a tough choice. Aunt Marne won’t let me go out after 6:00. It’s not fair. This town’s safe, but I always walk the children home anyway. And that makes sense, girl. Cuz just cuz this town’s safe don’t mean that people from out of town don’t come into the town sometimes and steal the children. So, it makes sense for you to walk him home. I’ve been friends with Sebastian for a while. He’s a pretty cool guy. If you two weren’t around, I wouldn’t really have any friends in town. Yeah, I know. Sam. Dang. Sam’s one of my few friends in Stardew Valley and in real life. thing. What a common name, huh? Get in the sewer. Where did that guy go? If you put your ear up to the bright pipe, you can hear into any house from down here. I wouldn’t use drop though. I promise. Freaking weirdo. Robus. Hey, don’t need that. All right. Did he go in here? That’s toward the witch’s place. Interesting. Well, let me go back to town. My horse is up there. Don’t forget to hydrate with water or some such. I notice when my mouth’s real dry, I can’t say water very well. It’s hard. Who are these people? Who are you? Harmon. Look at this. She looks like she’s freaking She’s definitely got a strange shaped head. Now, the witch’s place is up by the train track. All right. What is down there then? Which is where you where the henchman who sent you that letter is. Ah, the henchmen. Huh. Right. down down there is interesting. Hi, it’s very tiring to travel from village to the beach every day, but I love my daughter. I want to give her the best. Who are you? Carmen, what does she like? We have to make meet uh make friends with all these other random strangers, too. She likes periwinkles. Oh, girl, look what I got for you, Carmen. Come here, you freaking horse face. Muchas gracias. I love this. Thank you. Oh, are you one of them Mexicans, huh? Oh my gosh. I’mma call ice on you. I don’t know why I’m saying that. Icer’s in the stream right now. God dang it. That place is just a place where you got to go to get the talisman that Crobus dropped so we can gain access to the swamp that the witch lives in, right? Cuz it’s blocked off originally, right? For some reason, I thought it was connected all the way up for some reason. I don’t know why I can’t trust a person who doesn’t like animals. Yeah, same Abigail. Same. Oh, don’t worry. I know you’re an animal lover. Yeah, but I also abuse them sometimes for fun. I’m joking, girl. I already called them. Yeah, that’s the thing with American or with Mexican Americans, you know, with the the they um I’ve noticed a lot of them definitely they’re like, “You got to be here legally, you know. They’re definitely real American. I’ve lived in Pelican Town my whole life. Can you believe that?” I guess there’s a lot out there I’ll never experience. But yeah, we’ll grow. That’s good, I guess. live in wonderment. It’s always good to live in wonderment. Do new people like I guess they’d probably hang out in the community center. Maybe not at this time of night, but it’d be cool to see all like the ridgeside villagers. I guess Carmen travels between the villages. I didn’t even go up there yet. Look at this big boy. I fixed this whole thing. put so much blood, sweat, and tears into this dang thing. And it’s empty. Nobody in here. Y can sleep in here, Lionus. I don’t know what Lionus is sleeping in this freaking tent. I put all this work in here. He doesn’t even want to sleep on the couch in here next to the fire. What the heck, man? The disrespect. I swear. You know, I don’t have expectations. You don’t got to do what I want you to do. I swear. But you choose to be discomforted and complain about it while I provide you a place to sleep in and you don’t take it, then I’m going to [ __ ] on you about it. You know, cuz Lionus is always talking about like I don’t mind being in nature. It feels you get used to it or something like that. Like he says things in a passive way like where he’s complaining but he’s not cuz he’s trying to look at the good side of it. The silver lining, Lionus. And I can tell, bro, you need to just go sleep in the couch in the community center. You and Sam are probably my only friends in this town. Sam just mentioned something like that, Sebastian. Interesting. You smoking? Well, you ain’t going to be my friend if you smoking next to me, bro. Secondhand smoke’s not healthy, dog. Hey, I promise you. I guess I went up to him. I went up to him. All right, fine. You can smoke, bro. Yeah, some folks be some folks are wild. I’d be like what I be like do what you do as long as it ain’t [ __ ] with anybody. It’s all good. Yeah, that’s how I live my life, too. I like I don’t care what people do. I don’t care how people act, to be honest. Cuz like to me, it’s like that’s how the universe works. That’s how people are. They’re going to act a certain way and I’m going to look at them and not really care. I don’t give a [ __ ] Do what you want, man. I spend a lot of time thinking. Huh. If you can fully understand the reason behind your thoughts, you’ll have reached a new level of being. Yeah, Lionus. We’re kind of talking about that. I guess there are parallels to the conversation we were just having with what Lionus just said. Indeed. Indeed. It’s real real sophisticated Lionus. I guess it’s getting late. We’ll go to Ridgeide in the morning after morning chores. We’ll hit up Ridgide. We haven’t been there yet, but we also haven’t met all of the We have so many characters to meet, but also look at all this. 10 hearts. 10 hearts. 10 hearts. 10 hearts. 10 hearts. 10 hearts. Oh, is that 10 hearts? Yeah, that’s 10 hearts. Oh, that one, too. Yeah, 10 hearts here. Freaking almost. So, Pierre, Penny, Vincent. Okay, Harvey’s at eight. I’m not giving the guys freaking the bouquets of flowers. Like, nah, we’re not going to get with the dudes. I’m sorry. All you freaking guys just to unlock two more hearts. Like, no. Like, I ain’t doing nothing sexual with these guys just to make them love me more, you know? That’s weird. So, for now, they’ll be capped at eight hearts or forever, I guess. Diamond is ready. Throw that in there. Birch seed. Oh, no. We’ll put that in the fridge. The snails are good for some meals. There. There’s Haley. Best girl in the game. I always talk about it. Well, I guess I stopped for a while, but she’s definitely the best. She’s sleeping. Get in there. Riverside Village. After morning chores, here we come. Oh, she’s skating on my farm. You best not do that, man. She laughed about it. You nasty [ __ ] What the heck? 5,800 gold. I need to All right. I need more star fruit for uh the greenhouse because I have empty casks in the cellar right now and they should not be empty cuz it takes 60 days almost to age wine. It’s a long time. 60 days in this game. Like how often I guess like I’d probably have to look through the streams, but you don’t even get through one season in 5 hours. I’ll live stream for like four or five hours at a time this game. You don’t get through a whole season if you’re if you’re taking up most of the day anyway. Of course, we can just keep sleeping if you want. Have any plans for the day? But I don’t want to do that. There you go, girl. Kissing you. That’s all I need. The rest of the day is free. Hey, baby girl. Look at her playing next to the hat rack. That thing’s going to fall on your head, girl. Your head’s still soft, too. It’s going to look all lumpy. See, now she want to get bopped messing with the farm. It’s bopping time. Man, I miss Lost Judgment already. Such good games, but such low viewership. I mean, we already have 44 concurrent right now. And compared to Lost Judgment, we’ll get like 14 to 24, right? Which is so low because this game can get up to like 300. To farmer coin. Oh, this is Jazz. Aunt Marne said I needed to write a thank you letter. So, thanks for finding me in the forest and taking me back home. I won’t go that far in the forest again. Jazz. Oh, Jazzy. Jazz, you’re such a good girl. Who’s a good girl? Dear coin, enclosed is a portion of the funding we were recently awarded by the regional secretary of artifacts. Thanks to your generous donations, the museum has become a major contributor to ongoing efforts to conserve Ferngill’s cultural heritage. I hope these funds provide assistance in your future adventures. Un 40,000. Dang, 40 grand is not too shabby. I ain’t going to lie. I thought it was going to be some baby back [ __ ] like 4,000 and that’s okay. But 40 grand is way better. Yo, we almost have enough to buy Pam a house. That’s my next objective. Even though there’s so many more productive things I can do, I want to buy that winch a house. You alcoholic [ __ ] You get drunk in a new house now. How about that? Huh? Am I being nice or mean? Yeah. I love it. I love the dynamic with Pam. He’s actually one of my favorite characters I would say cuz like the I guess the most flawed characters are some of my favorite ones. Just makes sense. Going like the mafia in town. I want I I wish we could have like a lone shark business. Oh yeah. Man, this game is like like pretty easy to mod compared to most games. Like in terms of um like it’s like a Bethesda game, right? probably even easier in a sense because you you know you can even make pixel graphics yourself if you need. Uh like this game’s so easy to make. You can man there’s so many things you can do with this if you wanted to. I mean there probably mods that exist with the things I’m kind of thinking of just in the sense of like making it into like a version of other games that already exist except the Stardew Valley kind of version. It just seems cool like mafia Stardw Valley style. You’re just doing mob stuff, but it takes so much time. So much intricate detail needed. And modding is not the most lucrative thing for people to do in life to be honest. Although it’s I guess it’s good for people that are kind of younger and um it’s kind of good for your resume to be a modder because if you put out good mods, companies do hire you. Video game companies like a Bethesda has hired a lot of modders that have um made decent mods. It’s a thing that happens in the industry. Okay, throw these in here. Prehistoric skull. I’ll give that to Gunther. We’re going to Ridgeide Village today. I think I’m going to keep some of this stuff with me, though. Dinosaur egg. I’ll keep I feel like I want to give gifts to people in Ridgeide Village. So, I should bring some random stuff cuz I want everybody to love me as much as possible. Yep. Well, probably like a few sunflowers. We’ll give one to Sophia. I can’t believe her name’s actually Sophia, not Sophie. I like that. It’s just a there’s a sense of elegance to it. No offense to anybody with the name Sophie. Very lovely name. Sophia is just like it has an elegance to it, you know. Here comes Coin Claus. Yeah. Presents for everybody. Ho ho ho. They all wonder why as well. Like why is this guy so nice? It’s because it’s just the way I am, bro. It’s cuz I’m happy. That’s what a happy man does. People are so surprised that somebody can just be a genuinely freaking happy person and not want something from you for being nice. Like, god dang, I’m not being nice for you for a reason, dog. It’s just cuz I want to be nice for myself. How about that? That’s my reason. I want to do it for myself. That’s why. But people out there want to be grumps. You want to be grumpy ass [ __ ] dog. Like, to me, I feel like there’s this dynamic in the real world where men like they think it’s manly to be like grumpy and aggressive and like like just a little [ __ ] Like, bro, stop. Just be kind to people, dog. Like, nobody cares if you’re being mean right now. I don’t give a [ __ ] you know? Just live your life. Be happy, man. Cuz like, that’s yourself you’re harming. Like, I can tell you’re just fuming on the inside. You’re just being a little baby. It’s like, man, oh god, you have so much growth to do and you’re like 40 years old, my guy. Oh god. That’s what Portugal did to Brazil when they conquered the land. They came with riches and they spread their seed into a bunch of [ __ ] Yeah. All right. Up the ridge side. I think we’re good. Oh, I didn’t go to Sophia. That’s what I was doing going down here in the first place. And then I was getting distracted by all the bushes in my way. I forgot she’s actually in a new zone, not in like right up here. In my mind, I thought she was like right up here, but she’s actually in this new zone over here. There she is. Now, Brazilians speak Portuguese. Yeah, Brazilians are like some of the only people in uh the entirety of South America that speak um not Spanish, which is fine. That’s cool. I don’t feel so good today. Oh well, how about a sunflower to cheer you up, girl? For me? Thank you so much. No problem, girl. You look kind of mature. Uh, I remember her looking because I called her an anime girl earlier. So that’s why like for some reason in my mind I thought she looked younger for portrait, but she actually looks like she’s kind of probably mid20sish. She’s everybody’s favorite, I think, in the Stardy Valley expanded thing. She’s also like the hardest to get to like you because she’s super introverted or something like that. She has like an an avoidant personality and she self- sabotages and she doesn’t realize what’s good for her. I think that’s basically her personality. Bridgeide Village. Here we come. We all We have almost 500 grand. Very close. I think it’s up here. Right. What does the sign say? Cable car to Ridge Village. Chief for the streets. Yeah, a lot of people seem to be warning. Please secure your horse in the horse compartment. We don’t want another Pegasus incident. What? Lenny? Oh, Lenny. So, Lenny is like the mayor of this town and and she’s the sister of the mayor of Pelican Town. I don’t like that. Ooh, look at this. Look at the horses in there. That’s so cool. They thought of that. It’s a junimo. There’s a kiwi fruit in front of you. It moved. This evil Dunimo. What was that? Was that a junimo? What was it doing here? You have arrived. Ridgide village. Can you read this stuff? Cable card to Pelican Town. Warning. Yeah. Okay. Who’s this? They’re all like Native Americans or something. Well, no. The other Carmen was was Mexican. Maru is a great help. She’s incredibly smart for her age. Sometimes it feels like she even knows more than I do. Who are you, Kenneth? You got a long head like Carmen. Are you Lakota tribe or what? Welcome to Ridgeide Village, a village on the side of the ridge. PS, if anyone can come up with a better slogan, please contact me, Lenny. I like that. Here’s the map. This is cool, too. They have a map here. Wow, we’re just previewing Ridge Village now. Night andale Orchard, Bla, Blade Bane Residence, Lola’s Shed. He’s from a smacko tribe. Yo, Joker, welcome. Hey, say hi. Heck yeah, girl. What did I say? You did it. Good girl. Welcome back, Joker. Daniel’s Residence Log Cabin Hotel. Odd job services, crop watering, fence repair, and animal petting. Oh, Richard’s a good boss, but I mean, I have lots of employers. I’m It’s It’s a busy life. What’s your name? I can’t talk to him again. Ian. Yan. Yan. visit the hotel, I guess. I saw Jazz and Vincent playing in town earlier. They seemed like they were having fun. Okay, boy. What you doing stalking them? What’s that point? What now? Speak up or shut up. I didn’t say [ __ ] to you, bro. Have you been to the beach? I recommend it for yoga and clearing your head. Isabelle, huh? What’s up, girl? Would you like to book her 500 gold? No thanks. Good day, coin. How are you? Do take care now. What? Triny and Ka are good friends, but I have to scold them once in a while when they take a prank too far. I notice all these people have long heads compared to people in Stardew Valley. Is that like a genetic thing? Is that like a regional thing or what? Pika is such an amazing cook. His passion really flares whenever I ring up in order. You look good, girl. That’s I like her how her hair’s so big. It’s nice. I’ll sleep on my horse for them prices. Yeah, I’ll sleep out in the rain. God dang. My favorite dishes of his is the spaghetti. Oh yeah, spaghetti is always good though, girl. That’s kind of a simple thing to make. If you make bad spaghetti, you probably don’t know how to make any kind of food, honestly. Nice artwork. This reminds me back in the day I played this game. I keep forgetting what the game was called. Let me grab another drink. One sec. But the game was like an MMO. forgot. I keep I forgot what it’s called. It looks like like this was like basically the artwork in my like that’s kind of what it looked like. Not the game itself, but like the artwork for the game kind of looked like this. It was like a fan-made MMO. It lasted for like many years as well. I played it as a kid and then uh it ended up dying eventually sadly. I played so many MMOs growing up. Whole bunch of obscure ones nobody’s ever heard of and that I’ll never even remember the names of. Uh I um you’re you’re you’re coin correct. I’m I’m I’m sorry. I’m not good with names, girl. It’s okay. Calm down. Breathe. What’s the deal with the mystery guy at the ridge? He just came out of nowhere telling us to stay away from the forest up north. Road. All right, these are Oh, whose room is this? Oh, bell floor. This is the room I would stay in. I guess it’s kind of cool. You can stay in this town. This is the same thing like Ginger Island. On Ginger Island, you can stay on that island cuz you can get little a little farm plot thing or whatever. A little farmhouse and stay there and just not Whoa. Oh, I thought the game was crashing. And um and not even um go back to Pelican Town. You can just live your life away from Pelican Town on Ginger Island with a little ginger boy. Seems like a strange dynamic. I wouldn’t do that. I mean, this guy’s wearing a skirt. What’s up, guy? What you doing wearing that skirt? You’re a farmer? Wow, that’s cool. So, why are you here now on vacation? I sure hope you’re not slacking off. Why would you hope that, man? Why are the locals in this village all so pretty? There was this red-headed cut, then a brunette. Why? Well, I girl, I think it’s cuz you got low standards. You ugly yourself, so you think everybody else is pretty. I think that’s how that works usually. That girl at the outdoor restaurant is so cute. Do Do you think you’re single? Dang, all these guests are so weird, dog. What the heck? You’re so sexual. So many sexual freaking NPCs right now. They’re all talking about hot characters and such. What about hot pockets instead? I’d rather talk about Hot Pockets and subscribing to the channel. Inhale. Exhale. I like her. Inhale. Exhale. She’s doing yoga. I like her. And she’s got Oh, I like her. Oh, no. I’m already married to Haley. The balcony is locked. There’s a sign reserved for special occasions. How can you marry the girls in this mod? Like, where she Where would she be at right now? Right here. Single. She is single. Oh, this this like a freaky town. We going to get freaky up in this town, y’all. Darn. Kind of small, girl. See what does she like? Spicy eel and sunflower. Let’s give her a sunflower. Here Isabelle, thank you. This is generous of you. I know. Bye. That’ll keep her on her toes. Jojo cola machine. You can buy one for 75 gold. I like that. Kind of cool. Here’s Sean. Ah, I’m bored. Can I have uh can I come check out your farm? I promise I won’t step anywhere. I shouldn’t. No, I don’t know you well enough, Sean. You’ve got a bun on your head. A lot of people call that a man bun. I personally just call it a bun because doesn’t make sense to prepend man to bun. Help wanted. I’ve been thinking about a recipe for a new dish and I’ve been struggling to find a decent mayonnaise to pair it with. You see, the mayonnaise will be the secret ingredient. Can someone bring me some? 600 gold. Wow, it’s a lot for mayonnaise. And I have any amount of time. It doesn’t say there’s a time limit to this. Huh. I’m going to let the mayonnaise spoil first. How did we barely visit the town? It’s already 8:00 p.m. Whoa. Peeps. What’s that? Looks like Pierre store. 9 to 8. Looks like we’re going to sleep in town tonight. I’m going to neglect my baby for a couple days while we hang out in a new town. Not even tell Haley where we’re at. A mysterious man seems to be seems to be marking a map. Huh? His name’s Gio. He looks like he has an elf ear. I see the late farmer’s grandchild has arrived to the valley. The spirits greet you, farmer. I am but a nameless traveler, but you may refer to me as what? Gio, you can see the true shape of my ears. Yeah, I noticed that immediately, dog. Well, that’s certainly a surprise. Usually the Sears magic hides my true form to humans, but I doubt the people will believe you anyway. Interesting. Nothing. If you’ll excuse me, I have to go. What’d you do? He just skated. What was that about? H interesting. He’s like an elf. In Balders’s Gate 3, I was an elf barbarian that eventually came uh into possession, excuse me, came into possessing the entire universe. Is there a mod where you can stop time and make Bobby Lee status farm and then start time again? You’ll be super rich in one hour. Status farm. Bobby Lee status. Oh, right. Right. I was thinking of my dog Bobby Lee. That’s why I got confused. What you mean like the actual real world Bobby Lee? The comed the comedian. Here lies buddy. Your time was too short. Was it like a dog or a buddy name a man? Man, that’s excessive having a great headstone for a dog. A statue showing a woman wrapped by a snake. Her eyes seem to follow you. Wrapped by a snake. Is that Medusa? Usually Medusa has like the snake hair. And when you stare into her eyes, she makes you hard. This the whole concept. But I’m not the one being gross about it. She makes you hard as stone. She stares right into your eyes. You can’t help it. It’s called biology, brother. I guess we should go rent a room. Hopefully the receptionist stays in there the whole time. Rockh hard. Yeah. Is this Yeah, I think this is it. Big old log cabin hotel. Oh, it’s the night shift guy. Interesting. I like that as well. They thought of that. It’s not just one person’s manning the station the whole time. They swap shifts. Rent a room for 500. Bottom leftmost part of the floor. You shouldn’t say the bottom leftmost part of the floor, though. That’s a weird dialogue to say. Go to the bottom leftmost part of the floor. What? My room is at the bottom leftmost part of the floor. All right. Like to me, it’s like take a left and it’ll be the room at the at the end at the bottom on your left, you know? Yeah, don’t say the bottom on your left because you got to use the directions as if it’s like actually a human doing it. Like like this is a real world, not like you’re playing a video game. Just a little nitpick. You know, it’s it’s just a design language when it comes to creating something. when it when it comes to writing, you have a certain design language that you use and it’s just a thing that’s in my brain right now. 6,100 gold earned cuz like I mean there’s a lot of things you can think about in games. I guess I think about little things like that even it’s like I noticed it immediately bottom leftmost part of the floor. That sounds so weird. Like I get what it means exactly. It it makes sense. I get it. But it’s strange writing in my mind when you’re trying to be like immersive. Oh, hi. What do you like? Floor. Dandelions. Hey, I’ll give you one. Um, wait, what? Yeah, right. I’ll give her the gold quality one. I like this. Thank you. No problem, girl. You got deep red hair. You dye it, huh? For sure. Ain’t nobody got deep red hair like that. Oh god. What the heck? That’s really nice artwork, but the faces are like like the bit much. That’s kind of cool. I like how it’s like Stardew Valley. Yeah, that’s really cool. They got the mountains in the background. Don’t like this one. Starting to remind me of when I was a kid looking at hentai. Get him com man like you got that boy off a cliff last night. Yeah, we stepped on his little fingies. He was trying to hold on and we were like, you know what, boy? If you hold on long enough to that cliff, you going to die regardless. So, how about I just speed up the process. And we stepped on his fingies and he died. Yeah. Hi vibes. I ain’t going to lie. I was a freaking kid. I I looked at that stuff, dog. You know, I don’t like it. It don’t turn me on no more. Not like when I was a kid. Now it’s just like weird to me. And I lived in Japan for a while, too. And it’s still weird to me. And done. What voice did I give Lenny? I forgot. Looks rather tacky. Oh well, whatever works, I suppose. I do think this is a great idea from your brother, Lenny. Don’t tell him you stole the idea from Louis. Oh, that’s Pika, huh? I’ll have you know that I was there during the meeting and I asked if I can establish one for Ridge as well. It’s all good. Why hello, Coin. Just in time for the new surprise. Aloha. It’s lovely, isn’t it? I don’t know, man. It’s a board for posting special orders. Lewis must have informed you of something like this already, right? Well, then I don’t need to explain anything anymore. Feel free to check the board from time to time. It has the same schedule as Pelican Town’s board, so keep that in mind, okay? But it’s a different schedule from the live stream schedule on Coin’s website, www.coin.cc/scchedu. Okay. It means that it’ll probably start to receive orders by next week. Okay. I expect you won’t let anyone down. You get that, farmer. What? No. No. Madame Mave, you must have missed your early tea today. H Oh, Madame, come visit the restaurant after this. I I’ll be sure to make a tea that would cheer your grumpy morning. I’ll humbly accept your offer, Pika. And Richard, but seriously, Coin, do try your best with the orders. I’ll be looking forward to working with you soon. No, I’m not going to help you guys. Same here. I’m I said I’m not going to help you guys. Have fun, everyone. Remember to check the board next week. Coin. No, I said I’m not going to help. God dang, needy folk. Hello there, coin. How was the cable car ride? Welcome to Ridgeside Village, a village on the side of the rich. The slogan is a work in progress. I guess you finally read the letter he gave you. I’m the one and only learner. Please hold your applause until after the tour. Help y’all sales. I’m the chief administrative officer of Ridgside. It’s a complicated way to say she who does the paperwork. We don’t get a lot of visitors from outside the valley, so we’re really happy to see you. It’s been a while since anyone lived in that crusty old cottage on the crew farm. Crusty old cottage. Ma’am, I I apologize for what I’m about to say to you, Lenny, but you’ll [ __ ] Don’t talk about my grandpappy’s cottage like that. God dang it. It was owned by a good friend of mine, so I hope you’ll take good care of it. Well, I am a good friend indeed. Oh, yeah. He dick you down or what, girl? Let me show you around town with a quick tour. Buckle up, buckaroo. Okay. All right, then. As we squish through the puddle. First, we have the Log Cabin Hotel. It’s a great place to relax after a long hike through the mountains. It has a private balcony for events and even a gym on the third floor if you’re still not worn out after your hike. Yeah, I slept there, girl, last night. This right here is the town square. It’s the beating heart of the village. Folks like to hang around here and socialize with other towns people, weather permitting. Up these stairs is where the magic happens. That’s my office. It’s made of wood, bricks, and paperwork. I occasionally visit Louis regarding municipal duties or, you know, just to tease him for taking himself too seriously. It’s my given right as his sister. Smell that? That’s Pikas, the primary hub for Ridgeside Cuisine. I like the dishes he serves and I have and I love the atmosphere. Don’t even get me started on the view. Don’t look down, though. If you do, don’t blame me when you start feeling nauseous. Don’t look down. What are you talking about? Oh, ridgeside village, right? I get it. Feast your eyes on the starbound stage. Robin and Clint helped us build this stage for gatherings and activities. It hasn’t seen much use lately. It’s a shame, to tell the truth. Local morale hasn’t been all that great recently, either. There are rumors going around town about dangerous fruits and spooky ghosts. I can assure you those are nothing but rumors. The only dangerous fruit is a pumpkin during Spirits Eve. Yeah, pumpkins will make you freaking nauseous. They disgusting, girl. That’s for sure. There are several other farmers living in the village, too. Jerick’s farm, the Blooming Hill Farm, is located in the Northwest. He must have made mushrooms because he’s a fun guy. Get it? No. But seriously, he sells useful farming products. We also have Nightingale Orchard in the Southwest, managed by the Leidens and their niece, Alyssa. Alyssa is a sweet young lady with a wonderful voice. Did Dang, did you add expanded rich? Heck yeah. That’s thanks to you, Mama Shiva. I even credited you in my uh on my website in the uh on the Stardew Valley page. Shrooms. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody loves them shrooms, huh? She lacks the confidence to perform, unfortunately. Well, maybe she should take some shrooms, girl. Perhaps someone special could help her find herself. That concludes the grand tour. I wish you a warm welcome to the Valley Coin and even a warmer welcome to Ridge Village. Wow. Thanks, girl. What a good freaking presentation just for me. I am kind of the [ __ ] I guess. I appreciate that, you freaking old he gosh darn. Hi, Coin. How have your crops been doing? What’s up, Triny? You big-headed girl. My mom says I have a green thumb. Well, you have green hair, too. I keep checking, but I can’t see it. Well, okay, girl. Bridgeide Village. Wow, very cool. What is this? It’s some kind of crystal. That’s what that is. Upon looking closer, you can vaguely see what seems to be small islands and waterfalls. Interesting. Bless that little child. Oh, girl, you sweet summer child. It’s okay, girl. You are smart. I promise. Did the carpet match the drapes? I think that’s a little girl. Yeah, you’re going to have so much characters. Yeah, 78 characters. And then they’re also like a bunch of them are going to be in the festivals and stuff. Crazy. 78 new characters. Hundreds of new cutscenes. I think this her father, right? Green hair. What’s up, daddy? What you doing? Hey, if you ever see my cousin Caroline in town, tell her I said hi. A Caroline. Huh? What’s up, Bert? How you doing, Bert? It’s been a long time since we talked. I barely see her since my family moved here outside the holidays. What? Interesting. Spicy eel and sunflowers here. Thanks for the gift coin. No problem, dog. 78. Yeah. Crazy. Is that my horse? That’s not mine. What’s up, boy? What you doing here? I said hi to the horse. The horse said, “Hey.” Oh, fun. I want to hug this tree, but you’re afraid people will judge you. Hug a tree. Interesting. You should be able to unlock the one area clocked by logs, blocked by the logs, that starts a quest line and gives lore to your grandmother. Oh, yeah. Grandpappy did have to have relations with women at some point. Huh. I never thought of that. How’s your farm? Hope things are going well. There seems to be a lot of people with Russian names around here. Russian and Mexican. That’s an interesting dynamic. Good day to you, Coin. It’s a wonderful day today, isn’t it? And do take care. Now, are you single, girl? Yeah, you can date her, Alyssa. Interesting. You like dandelions, girl? Weapons and food. Got it. A birthday gift. That’s a very kind of you. I love it. It’s a me, a Mario. Oo, I like stuff like this. That’s cute. Look at that. That’d be cool if you could rock on it. This is also like the nicest house. As long as that Yeah, that’s a shed. This is the nicest house. I would live in this house right here out of all the houses around Pelican Town, Ridgeide Village. This one right here. It’s got the picnic table. It’s got the thing for the kids. It’s got the thing, the shed in the back. I like this. Reminds me of a little building I would probably live in in Project Zomboid as well. Yeah, the de so many details. I like it. You know, it’s well thought out when you see I mean, you can just tell this bench right here by the waterfall like just chilling. A chicken. Yeah. Can you go inside? Dang. Blooming Hill Farm. There’s a motorcycle back here as well. Look at that. It’s got the leather seat. An old motorcycle. Looks like Jerick’s working on it. What is this? Hey there, coin. What’s up? Not busy today? Want to grab a cherry berry shake and chat? Just you, me, and a straw. Oh no, dog. What are you talking one straw between me and you? I think we’re both men. Just kidding. Of course, it’ll take it’ll be two shakes. All right. Yeah. Yeah, I got you, bro. But no thanks. After that joke, I’m leaving. One of my favorite characters in Riverside is Jerk. I bet for me that man was too forward. I like him already though, that’s for sure. There’s another old man in here, Freddy. Hello there, coin. How’s it been? Thought about getting a barn built yet. No, sir. Walk jog on now, sir, with that cane. I like that he has a cane. That’s interesting. He’s also the whitest man I’ve ever seen in Stardew Valley. I think maybe he’s as white as the governor. Especially if that is the reaction. He knows how. He knows the buttons to push. Yeah. Aloha, my friend. What are you hungry for? Well, not Jer’s wee. You sell stuff here, sir. Pika’s kitchen is so clean. I better not touch anything. My hands are clean. Arugula autumn dew drop juice berry shaky. Oh, we can run Jerick out of town. Out of business, huh? You mentioned the cherry berry. Pika pika pika pika pika pika pika. Okay, Pikachu, I get you. But I still don’t really understand what you’re saying. I’m not going to lie. Pika pika pika. Oh my god. Do you ever walk around the rich at night height? He’s just a handsome man. Look at him. You a handsome guy, dog. Lots of creepy stuff, right? Have a good day. He’s like disheveled handsome. Oh, you can hire a service from Richside to have it. Yeah, we saw that earlier. There’s uh like the animal petting and stuff. Yeah. Amazing. I actually think that’s pretty cool cuz I don’t like doing that. My pets need petting. I don’t know. It’s a lot of work. Man, I’m an avoidant personality, you know, like maybe I’ll do it tomorrow instead. And then they just get real sad, your animals. So maybe I should hire a man to pet them for me. Out of order, right? Nice. Cool little village. Cheaper than an auto patter. Wow. I should probably go make him pet my stuff cuz uh we haven’t been to town today. I forget which building it’s in. This is a big town. I’m down here. Water research facility. We haven’t met Maddie or this guy, but we should probably go. I forget. I don’t even remember which building it was. Definitely not this. Wow. Who get this? Yeah. No, that’s huge. Cuz most TVs I can like use my wingspan to grab. That’s a big old TV right there. Ian is the character you can hire, right? Ian. Okay. Ian. Yan. Yan. Fay. No. Fay. Interesting. There’s a character named Fay in here. Okay. Ian odd jobs. Odd jobs. That’s it. Directly north of me. Like three buildings up. Two buildings up. Yes. Here we go. We have almost 500 grand. We only need 5,000 more to buy Pam a house. That’s like my main priority, I think, right now. Kaya invited me to play with the kids and the the kids the other day, but they had a bunch of audacity of not letting me be in charge. Wow, Lou, calm down, boy. They should be happy that someone of the Amethyine family is around them. Wow, you’re so aggressive, boy. Oh, hello. Yeah, it’s been a while since I’ve been able to socialize. School has kept me pretty busy these days. The snobby little brat. Is that a sister? I think this is the whole family, huh? Miss Irene works for the Amethyine family as their cook. That young lady makes the most delicious meals. I don’t have time for your constant pestering. Oh, do you have time for a spicet hill, girl? I’ve made this like not but 3 weeks ago. is delicious. I promise. How quaint. I like her. Hero is out of breath. It seems like he’s not up for talking. Wait, you’re all right. You’re from Japan. Ai Kju Jishi. Wow, I’m so funny. Animal petting. Here we go. He’s about to walk away, too. Hire workers for 10 gold per animal per day. Cheap. Odd jobs will begin the animal petting service from tomorrow. Oh no, I need it today, bro. Can we get expedited service? Please visit anytime to cancel the service. Bomb. At least I caught him just before 5. That’s nice. Mave is a snob, but at the same time, she donates to charity, so it balances it out. Yeah, true. Even if she’s doing it for the wrong reasons, like at at least she’s doing it. A lot of people will be like, “Oh, you’re you’re doing something nice just because other people are seeing you do it.” Well, girl, do you understand that they’re still doing the nice thing? Like, it’s still a good thing, you know? Yeah, I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. Why is that? I think I might be coming down with a cold. Oh, Paula, huh? I think it’s best you stay away from me for a while. H I think I’m going to come real close to you, girl. You smell good. What’s your name? Your name’s Paula? Well, you married, girl? Hold on. Ah, yeah, she must be. There’s not eight hearts, there’s 10. Yeah. Can be romance. No, indeed. But the like button can be romance. It’ll light up and have some fireworks just for you. She’s actually very passionate about it. And it’s judgy in the sense of if you contribute to society, sociality. I passed by your farm earlier. It’s getting pretty big. All right, little boy. Maybe you should not talk to a stranger. I’mma kidnap you later. What is English? Yeah, English be Englishing a lot of the time. That’s for sure. It’s facts. Dad says, “My cooking has improved.” Oh, you’re a cute little girl, huh? Don’t tell him, but I’ve been trying to cook better, so he’ll let me go outside and play more. Are you a girl? I can’t tell, honestly. Yeah, that’s definitely a girl right there. Definitely is a girl. When I was on a plane when I was like 11 years old. I was a boy. When I was on a plane when I was a little boy, like 11 years old. This the flight attendant man who was also like a scrawny man who looked like a dweeb. He kept calling me ma’am. And I’ll never forget that for the rest of my life. I mean, I was a skinny kid. It makes sense. I probably looked real young cuz I’m like, you know, I’m getting close to 40 these days and people don’t think so. So, I definitely looked young when I was a kid. Yeah, it can be hard with the art, but also in real life, I was a real person. Traumatized boy out here. Why the heck you call me ma’am, sir? He did it like three times, too. I think he thought I was like a grown woman. What the hell, dog? I was a little boy. I’m pretty sure he thought I was like a grown woman. I think that’s what he thought. No, I think that’s I don’t think he was. I think he was a kind man. He’s probably He seemed a little like seem a little flamboyant and everything, you know. He’s a little He’s a petite man. I think he just thought I was a woman. I truly think that’s what he thought. I don’t know for sure, though. I was a little boy. So, you know, intuition is different when you’re a child, even though it’s usually true. Like, it’s hard to believe your intuition when you’re a kid cuz everybody teaches you it’s wrong. Here’s a bunch of starf fruit we made. That’s nice. Haley, I haven’t talked to her all day. I just finished my chores. Now we can spend some time together. Heck yeah, Haley. Hold on, girl. I’m just put this wine in here to age. Perfect. We have one left. I’ll keep it. Where’s my baby? Is she sleeping? Oh no, baby girl. Oh, there you go. Hard. Nice. I didn’t know you can still kind of pat her on the head when she’s sleeping like that. And I didn’t pet my animals, but they’re probably sleeping. I think maybe it’s after 10. Yeah, sleeping. Dang. Tanks going to produce worse milk now. There we go. I had a lady in Florida tell me to stop calling her ma’am because she was butchest. So I just started saying, “Yes, sir. I’m I’m so sorry, sir. Oh, by the way, you can buy sprinklers from Sophie. All right, that’s a thing. Stardew Valley expanded. Heck yeah. Let’s see. Buy Sprinks from S. That’s a Zoomer language right there. That’s how Zoomers talk. The most measly day ever. Odd jobs has pet your farm animals today for like 220 or something. I said very nice. Here’s our baby. And these are three more days for these other star fruit. Oh, we buying Pam that house for sure, 100%. Hello there, dear. I hope your farm is doing well. I’m sending you a little something from my kitchen. I hope it didn’t crumble in the mail, Evelyn. A whole ass chocolate cake in the mail. Well, man, you could have just walked that over to me, but I guess you’re old and decrepit and you’re going to die soon, so you know what? I take that back. Thank you. Say go cheese. Another day, another dollar. Stardew Valley is so All right, you don’t have to get these things. I just I pay for that service. I just love very highly moddable games cuz not all games are moddable really. Not to the extent that like Bethesda games are, which I do prop, you know, give props to Bethesda for is that you have to kind of intentionally make them that way to make them easily moddable. Same with this game. Easily moddable. Very cool. What if Pam don’t want to leave her trailer? She ain’t got no choice. She an alcoholic. You know, sometimes you got to make decisions for them kind of folk. That girl, you can’t make a decision for yourself. I promise you that. I’ll do it. Then she can join the trailer in the dump. Yeah, that trailer is going to the jump dump. This town’s got an HOA now. That’s You know, the housing authority is going is going to the association is going to come out here and and regulate your ass, Pam. You better keep that house in tip-top shape. Better not have trash lying around. People seem to hate HOAs for some reason, but honestly, I think they’re kind of a good thing a lot of the time. It’s like if you look at neighborhoods without HOAs versus neighborhoods with HOAs, which one’s nicer, dog, come on. You know, you already know the answer. You freaking know the answer, dog. Stop lying to yourself. It’s only like 80, you know, like most HOAs are probably only like 30 bucks a month, less than that. Trashy environment of a dump should make her feel at home. I get you can trash the inside of your house, Pam. Your bedroom, you know, where where uh where your daughter’s not at, you can trash that part of it. Your sheets can look like trash. The HOA don’t don’t care what the inside of your house look like. They better not. God dang. They better not be looking in there. This America. We need privacy, man. There’s Bobby Lee. We have a full inventory. They don’t pet Bobby Lee, though. They pet the farm animals. But I consider Bobby Lee one of my farm animals. Nice. You know what? We’ll sell this one starf fruit wine we have. It’s not aged, but we’ll sell that one. Money in the bank. Ruffle behind this barn. Oh, is it not? is in front of the barn. Behind the shed, maybe. Lots of truffles. Yeah, exactly. I should probably start storing these things for something. Yeah, behind the shed. Cheedo. Good old Marlin Cheeto Vera. I think that’s why I named him that or not sure. Probably after Cheetos, actually. Hot Cheetos. Almost 500 grand for Pam’s house. Definitely getting that tomorrow. Probably going to take a few days to build it. Robin, the man in town’s going to build it. They’re probably Ken Jong fans. They don’t like Bobby. I don’t know who the heck Ken Jong is. Oh sh Is that uh Korean? Let me get some more hardwood in the secret forest cut scene. Ah, dang. I noticed um the game has like a very slight loading to it compared to before with the mods now. So I feel like there’s a like a cutscene coming up cuz that seems to be what happens in the game is like there’s a slight almost like pause or delay when you go into a into the next zone when a cut scene happens. But with mods it seems like that’s just a natural thing that happens. He’s a Korean dude in the Hangover movies. All right. Where’s Bobby Lee from? Is he Chinese? Bobby Lee? Yeah, Lee’s probably more Chinese, right? Is he Korean? Lee can be Korean as well, but usually I mean Bobby Lee strikes me as a China. Korean. Oh, interesting. Okay. I guess cuz like it’s more more the way he looks reminds me of Chinese people cuz I think of Korean more like light-skinned like white like like Koreans are white usually like white Asians and Chinese are like brown Asians which is a lot of Asians but yeah cuz Koreans love them white whitening products just like Filipinos, except even more so, they love having their skin whitened with them freaking cancer products. A lot of Asians love that, like that white vibe. They like to be white, which is okay. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with it. I mean, the chemicals and [ __ ] for sure is wrong, but like looking the way you want, I don’t give a [ __ ] They just like like that white skin. Indeed. For good karma, hit that thumbs up button. I like white skin, too. I ain’t gonna lie. You know, I love white skin. Yum. They always get mistaken for each other by fans. Yo, I got Let me see. Tenor, what’s his name? Ken Jong. Hey, pull it up. Oh, bro, the guy from Community, right? Yeah, I love that guy. Honestly, I feel like I know who that is more than Bobby Lee in a in a sense like in in the in terms of like who I’ve like experienced more in media is that guy more than Bobby Lee. I love that. Gay gay community. Good show. Secret wiz are way different now. They’re huge. Huge. By springs from S, right? We should probably do that at some point. She’s probably closed now, though. 4:20 p.m. Spark, spark, spark it up. We haven’t fished at all. Dang. 2 hours and 15 minutes haven’t fished. That’s a record, I think, for me. I bet if you watch any one of the 17 live streams prior to this 77 hours fully live streamed in Stardew Valley, I’ve probably fished within the first two hours of the stream. Herb time brother Arman. Oh yo, Jacob unboxing GTA. I’m definitely replaying GTA soon. We’re playing Red Dead Redemption 2 though, so that’s coming up pretty soon, I would say. Oo, interesting cut scene. Just a moment. Huh? I’m gathering herbs. Yo, herb time. I’m gathering herbs for your elixir. Huh? Have no fear, coin. You have my assurance that it won’t be as harsh as the first one you drank. Come join me at the cauldron. One final touch. Oh, bro, don’t unzip your pants, please. Okay. All right. Good. The elixir is complete. With this, you can begin accumulating mana from the world around you, allowing you to cast some minor magic. Here, drink up. The elixir tasted like cotton candy. Oh, I like cotton candy. Good. Now, when you’re ready, join me downstairs in my study. Imagine he gave us a rape drug. That would be very concerning if he dipped his wang into the cauldron. He just dipped that in there, gave us some kind of drug, and then he met us in his basement. I don’t think this is going the way we anticipated. Where the coconuts at? We have some coffee. First a demonstration. Eight CDs. His hair is pink. His hair is purple. Now you try. Okay. Hi. Mushy. push. Oh, I look like the average farmer. This is the default farmer, right? Ah, on your first attempt, no less. Marvelous. Yeah. Most impressive coin. I like being burnt. We were way lighter when we transformed. Now we’re burnt from the sun. Just like me. I’m always out in the sun getting burnt. Well, I guess I never really get burnt. Perhaps in the future, I’ll teach you some more spells. Your if your aptitude is as high as it seems, we may even explore some higher theory about the governing laws that bind our world. That sounds good. Glad to see the prospect excites you. Do I get like a a leather vest? Wizards prospect. I can now use the shrine of illusions. We’ve Oh, interesting. Aha. Coin. I confound it. Stop it. You wizard magic. I was trying to cast a spell that would help me commune with more of the sprites of the forest. And ow, they’re biting biting him. And it seems to have ah, stop that. It It seems to have backfired somewhat. coin. Would you be so kind to I was asked to pick up the spell book and read the three lines on the bottom of page 53. Junimo mating ritual just Oh god I got thoughts in my head now because you mamaashiva ah thank you very much. Now little one tell us which part of the forest do you hail from little [ __ ] The Junimo tells you and Rasmodius about its home in a distant part of the forest for a little while. The wizard is especially interested in hearing about the lines of power near their home. Eventually, the Junimo decides to head home and Resodius dismisses it with another spell. Be gone. Wench. Nice. Now that that’s all taken care of, tell me the truth. Was I wholly undignified? Were you tempted to laugh? To be honest, absolutely, Doug. It was so funny. Ah, well, I appreciate your honesty, and it’s fine. I don’t want you to think I take myself too seriously. I’m sure it looked very silly indeed. Boop. Chuckles. I like adding more boops into the song cuz it’s the best part of the song. Well, I think in the future instead of trying to summon the sprites to come to me, I should probably go into the forest and find them myself. Now that I’ve recovered a little, I believe I’ll do some exploring. Keep this one to yourself, won’t you, Coin? I don’t want to become too much of a laughingstock. Now, I’m telling everyone in town, wizard, you a bum, dog. I really don’t know where that spell went wrong. I suspect the forest sprites don’t follow the same rules as you and I. Don’t suspect so. I don’t follow rules, man. I make my own. That’s what I think I do. That’s why I only have 100% live streams on the channel and zero videos and shorts cuz live streams don’t go channels. Recovered from mating ritual. Yeah, he was getting bit in his ankles and everything. They were gripping onto that man hard. I loved it. I’m not going to lie, I couldn’t take my eyes away. Let’s see if the the hat mouse has anything new for us. Where’s my horse? Forgot. Should I have another Santa Fe Brewing Company beer brewed or established in 1988? See what do you have? Mouse and mouse cat ears. Oh, that’s cute. Yeah, the governor’s hat’s the coolest one in here. The paper hat’s kind of cool. It’s like a little sailor’s hat, but paper in the rain, no bueno. Yeah, go for it. I I feel like I ask rhetorical questions because I already knew the answer. Although there was a time during Fallout London where someone said, “Nah, don’t do it.” And I and then I didn’t because like I Yeah. So, you know, people do have power over me if I allow it. You have all the power, Mama Shiva. And now your power has unleashed something unstoppable. And that is urine from my body. I must be back. Don’t go anywhere. Uh, more Stardew Valley coming up in a moment. And we are back with Stardew Valley. Off to buy a tiara so that we may be a pretty princess. In fact, I’m not going to call myself the king of the valley. I’mma call myself the queen of the valley. That’s how much of a man I am. That’s what I want to teach some men out there. Some men and some boys. Let’s buy this tiara. Who’s that? You got to stop being a girl as a man. And sometimes just realize that nothing really matters, you know? Was that make Haley? Well, she’s my she’s a queen, too. We We We some queer queens together. See, I’m a man of I’m a liberal man, I would say. By the definition of the word, I I believe in freedoms of everything. You know, I’ll be a freaking queen for the day or for even more than the day. The day is almost over. I want to be a queen tomorrow. like a she could be my PR. Well, you know, you know, the the dynamic changes when I start calling my lover like a man cuz like I’m a straight man and I don’t you know I don’t know. I don’t know. Anyway, greetings coin. I have some news from the Ferngill Republic Ministry of Magic. They’ve assigned me a pupil to train in the elementals. Their name is Morgan. He’s even saying their name. You see, this is so inclusive. My gosh. My gosh. Freddy Mercury. I missed that coin looks pretty dashing. Jerick would approve. I I need to make friends with all the people in Ridge. I want to see all the like the um the cut scenes like this. There was already someone in the valley. I would have thought I would have taught magic to but the ministry has spoken. I must do as they command. Dei Valley. Yo, there’s no DEI cuz we got rid of Joja Mart. So, this valley is actually about freedom, boy. We about freedom. If you don’t like it, you can get the heck out, boy. You know what I’m saying? Sailor Moon. Oh, yeah. Sailor Moon. from Dragon Ball Z. That’s like millennial anime right there. That’s the stuff. That’s also like the hentai back in the day us little boys would look at, you know? I don’t know if you were in the stream when I was talking about hentai, but I’m a man now. I’m not into it. Out of context, this sounds way different. Morgan arrives tomorrow. That is all. Okay, cool. Morgan, huh? Someone new is arriving in the valley tomorrow. I love that. I love new people. I love characters, dialogue. That’s my favorite thing in games is characters, dialogue, especially if it’s good. Like, it has to be good. If it’s not good, I’d rather just not it be in there, right? Like, do do well. And I like it. And it’s the best thing. Morgan Freeman. He’s always like the voice of God, right? Man, what a man. The man with them lumpy freckles on his face. What is that? Is that like a condition? I mean, like, he’s like a semi- handsome man. I’m not like making fun of him. Just like they’re like freckles cuz I have freckles, too, like on my nose, but they’re not like lumpy freckles. Are they moles on his face? I’ve always kind of wondered what those were. They’re just like They’re not They’re like lumpy, right? I don’t know. I don’t think it’s just melanin from what I’m thinking of. Hold on. Hey, pull it up. What’s his name again? Morgan. Oh, Tenor. Morgan Freeman. Hey, I said pull it up, girl. Please. Forgan Freeman. Gordon Freeman. Okay. Yeah, they’re like mole moly lumps, right? Skin pox. Is that it? Interesting, guys. It’s like a It’s not a common thing that you really see. So, it’s like a like a unique kind of feature to have. Yeah. Very unique. It’s good to be unique. I feel like because that’s the thing. I I think like they’ve I don’t know if because I’m kind of like I’m slightly buzzed at the moment, but I feel like um there’s probably been studies or something. I think there has I think I mentioned it before. There’s been studies where like people’s names even influence you psychologically. Like your name can influence you in life to a certain extent. Like if you change your name, it can change your personality in a sense and it’s not necessarily like it’s more that’s kind of more of an indirect thing, but it does happen. It’s like so unique features also can change your your life and your perspective, right? A lot of the time, just like people like usually like veterans that lose their legs, they’ll have like this unique thing. They they’ll be running on stilts and [ __ ] 14,000 gold during that day. What was my point though? It just makes him unique, I guess. I guess that’s what I’m getting at. Usually gained through acne in their younger years. Interesting. What? His his dark melanated lumps are from acne. Odd jobs has pet your animal. All right. Oh, they keep petting it every day. For how long? I thought you had to keep going back every day to make them pet your animals. So, they just pet every day. That’s amazing. Oh my god, that’s way better service than I thought. It’s like tomorrow’s Monday, right? Oh, just now today it’s midnight. Just now 12:05 a.m. We have the mail or the trash men, the garbage men coming. That’s just like that. It’s like you don’t even think about it. They just do it. It’s amazing. Good morning, dear. Smells good, doesn’t it? I made you breakfast. What’d you make me? Oh, the bread. Oh, thanks, girl. I know you’re busy with your work. I’m here to support you in any way I can. Kiss then, girl. Need a kiss, girl? Give me a kiss, girl. The fridge is in the way. There you go. On the stairs. Don’t fall. All right. Haley’s still number one despite my character in this game being like a somewhat of a cheater. Not really, though technically not really cuz he’s not even emotionally cheating with the other girls. I have to kiss her every day. Have to kiss her. Like I feel like it’s a you have to kiss your spouse if you’re physically near each other every day. You got to kiss them at least once a day. Come on. Come on. Haley just found a new man. No. Hell no, Shane. I think No, it was Alex. Actually, Alex was the one that was interested in Haley. Alex is a bum of a boy. There ain’t no other men in Stardew Valley. Look at me. I’m the uh the queen of What was I supposed to call myself? The queen of the valley. The king of the valley, but the queen technically. Okay. Yeah, I like the the tiara actually looks nice though. Like it doesn’t look like what I would call a tiara just cuz it’s named that way. But like to me it looks like I don’t know something from like an old school TV show I’ve seen. Look like royalty indeed. Look at that. It’s It’s a It’s an uh what’s it called? What’s the man? My brain’s not working at entirely at the right pace right now. The bed in the shed. What’s that bed in there for? Everybody, this is the bed in the shed. Nothing has ever happened in here. I promise. Nothing’s ever happened in there. We’ve had 17 live streams. I only play this game I only play video games these days live. I don’t play them off stream anymore ever. I mean, that’s kind of the reason I started live streaming cuz I didn’t play video games and I love them. It’s kind of like my childhood is video games. And I decided, you know what? A good way to get me to make sure I’m playing video games and completing them is to live stream them. We have 17 episodes. Nothing has ever happened in that shed. Trust me. Maybe coin wears it wears as a display of dominance toward Lewis. I don’t I don’t need to display my dominance toward that man. Heck no. That man knows I’m in charge. Even though he’s the mayor, he knows who the man is. Don’t look under the bed in the shed. What else do we have in here? Rare seed. Oh yeah, let’s buy that. I wanted to buy more starf fruit from Sandy. I guess let’s do that. And sprinklers from Sophia. So starf fruit from Sandy. You have a gold crown and he doesn’t. Yeah. I just, you know, it’s like when you wear big old gold chains. Like they know what’s up. You know what’s up, man. I spent my whole freaking 12 paychecks on this [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. Come rob me, bro. How much wine on brew mode? I think the whole thing’s filled up at the moment. So, we we’re not wasting any time on that, which is good in the uh the cellar. Sword. I forgot that this forest looks different. I’m going to leave my horse at the front. The ultimate flex. Yeah, the crown. Gotcha. Look at me. Look at me, Mayor Lewis. I am the captain now. Who’s the captain? I am the captain now. I love the uh secret woods music. I mean, all the music, literally every m part of piece of music in the game is good, which I’m not sure I could Well, no. I I I guess I could say that about a lot of games. I was going to say like there are a lot of games that have great music and then some of it’s just like eh. But that’s that’s true, but there’s a lot of games that just have straight bangers all the time, too. Capitan. El Capitan or is it le Capitan? What’s wrong, Louis? Can’t scam enough gold for your own crown. What a shame. Freaking Yeah, he’s out there collecting tax money from two towns. Ridgeside Village as well is getting taxed by him. Insane. his own older sister is sending tax money to her little bro. Like, girl, I wish you knew your bro was scamming you right now. It’s crazy. Miss me. Not a lot of games can take their soundtrack on a live tour. Yeah. with a whole ass wire, whole orchestra just out there being conducted by a conductor. Right. Is that what it’s called? With the guy with the sticks. He conducts the or the orchestra. That’s right. I ain’t a I’m a simple man. As I say, she does all the hard work. Robin to me is the number one person in town. all of town, Pelican Town, Ridgeside Village now, because they even mentioned she built the stage for them. She’s the best. She’s like the man of the town, but she’s a woman and she’s a very pretty lady, you know? Like, girl, you got everything going on. Why you married to Demetrius? He’s a freaking bum, you know? I mean, he’s not a bum, but conductor is correct. Right. Right. One, two, three, four. Oh no, I messed up again. Oh, Jezy. Jez, it’s okay. She wears the pants of the town. She builds the buildings. She does it perfectly and precisely. And she does it all night throughout the entire night. It’s insane. Like gosh darn. I so much respect for that work ethic. That’s how I am. You grinding out there, I’m gonna respect you. No matter what the grind is, as long as it, you know, it’s not like evil or some [ __ ] You grinding evil out there, I’m gonna smack you up, boy. Well, probably not. I won’t do anything. I’ll let evil thrive. That sounds bad cuz it’s like the whole philosophical thing. If good people don’t do anything, does that make them part of the evil? Maybe. I I just like to think of myself as a super super neutral person in Dn D. I’m chaotic neutral. I’m neutral chaotic. So, you know, I’m not going to start nothing. I’m not going to let the I don’t want the world to burn or nothing. But gosh darn if it do, I’m going to watch it. Uh, that’s me, you know, and I’m probably not going to do much about it unless it involves me. Once I get involved, then I I’ll start doing something about it. But, you know, if I’m on the outside looking in, man, like we were talking about Honor in Red Dead Redemption 2 last night with Dangerous Moon Walker. Check out the live stream, Red Dead Redemption 2. We’re doing an evil playthrough. And one of the things Dangerous was talking about was honor. And I don’t think he understands what honor means to be honest. I ain’t gonna lie. Dangerous. You around right now? Cuz like, bro, man, I don’t think the things you’re thinking of or honor. Like, I’m an honorable person. And I just described myself as almost like kind of a piece of [ __ ] just now, right? Almost. Not really. about being like not doing anything about evil. Robin certified. Yeah, that’s the girl. I feel like I wish um uh Eric Baron had enough time enough time to do what he wanted to do and and did everything he wanted to do in the game would have been amazing cuz he wanted to do that where he can break up Robin from Demetrius. I would have done that 100%. And she would have been a single girl just being a man by herself in in my playthrough in my universe. I’m sorry, but I’m busy today. Okay, boy. Dangerous can’t open a hot pocket, right? Let alone knows about honor. No, Dangerous a good man. He’s on, you know, he’s on he’s on he’s on his thing. Imagine having a patient’s life completely in your hands and failing to keep them alive. That’s something that will haunt you forever, I guess. Yeah, that’s true, Harvey. If you’re actually not a psychopath, are you friends with Gus? He’s a pretty good guy. Oh, you know what? Speaking of good guys, Pam, you just reminded me how good of a freaking guy I am. Next day, buy Pam a whole ass house. And we still didn’t buy sprinklers and starf fruit. Let’s go. Oh, she’s gone from the bus stop. Okay. Well, let’s go fish the rest of the day. I love fishing in the game. I got to do it at least once in this stream. It’s been like almost 3 hours. Hi. Hey, you’ve made another week of progress on the farm. It seems like things are going well for you. Thanks, Maru, my other girlfriend. I’ve been trying to keep our place clean, but it always gets messy again. Yeah, Pam’s a nest [ __ ] Penny. But it’s hard to run a household all by yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Pam’s lazy. Bye, girl. My other girlfriend. Pam’s Brewery. She running a micro brewery. Yo, Fay, how come the graphics haven’t been popping up? It’s right there. The merch on the website, www.coin.cc. CC, I don’t know why she’s not popping it up anymore. Sometimes I wonder if my mother is actually happy with her life. Oh, that’s so sad, Sam. Cuz his father has PTSD. He just came back from the war. I was chaotic neutral blue dragon born monk in DND sessions a couple years back. He lost a cool with a holier than thou paladin that attacked the party’s carriage for looking evil. So I grab him and the paladin to yeet him away and the DM dungeon master told me to roll a strength check nat 20. So my monk yeetss bastard across the horizon shouting go fly to your god. Uh did I just read this? I just bang my elbow. Sometimes I wonder if my All right. Right. Yeah. D I’ve actually never played DND. Seems fun. If you ever find any interesting looking driftwood, I could use it. All right, that’s a hint to fish again. He was chilling till he was given a reason not to be. Yeah, that happens. The music’s always so lovely in Stardew Valley. You see what I mean about drinking though? It’s like I mean I guess most people probably don’t understand my perspective on drinking and drugs in general. Like alcohol is drugs everybody. Just to let you know. I don’t ever endorse it. And it’s like, what was I? See, I forgot what my point was because I’m freaking drinking. But I think my point was something along the lines of um like a lot of people that do it use it to like cope, right? Like they like they drink or they do some kind of drug to cope. Oh, are we crashing? Oh, no. We’re good. I think that’s a mod thing where the game kind of freezes slightly. And um they do it to kind of like cope and it’s like please don’t man like you you should be like in a place where you’re kind of like good in life and you’re kind of happy and you know like you you have enough self-awareness to be doing stuff like that. So many people get into that stuff and it just becomes a major habit. It’s like a habit and then it becomes an addiction because habits form into addictions, right? It’s like, bro, you could be doing so much more with your time than that. Yeah. I guess it’s like my PSA because it’s like people don’t have to get hammered to have a good time. Yeah, indeed. It’s like don’t uh don’t chase like don’t chase feelings or something, I guess is what I mean by cope. It’s like you got to find them yourself because if you use coping mechanisms, you’re going to forever try to use them as coping mechanisms, you know. But yeah, I usually bring up those little PSAs when I’m drinking cuz I just feel like it’s my my mission cuz like I don’t know. I don’t know why. I don’t think I need a reason honestly. You don’t really need a reason cuz it’s just not good. It’s not good for you. you know, be happy first and then you can just be, you know, utilize your self-awareness a bit. Terrible. Terrible speech. God dang. That was not great. But it probably hit somebody out there. You know, even if it helps a single person, I’m good with it. Coin drink so you don’t have to. Exactly. That’s what I’m saying, dog. It’s like it’s like I’m doing this for you, okay? Don’t do this unless you’re okay with doing it. You know, it’s it’s deep 1010 synchronicities. We’re talking about deepness when it’s 10:10 p.m. Yeah, it’s also like a thing I guess I I tend to like become a little bit aware of what’s going on in a sense. It’s like like I know I’m drinking right now and I know that like I know the ways that I get I completely understand. I have complete self-awareness over it. Like just because I might be like acting slightly different doesn’t mean that I’m not aware of it. Right? And a lot of people in the world most people I would say which I don’t like to think but it’s true. Like most people can’t really do that. They can’t really see the things they’re doing and how they’re different depending on what they’re doing, depending on whether it’s just a hormonal thing, whether it’s a drugrelated thing. They can’t seem to see it, which is interesting cuz like I look at certain people And it’s like you wonder like is anybody in there, you know, like of course there is. Everybody has an awareness for sure 100%. Like I truly believe that. But sometimes it’s like wow, are you even there? Like you’re like a shell of a person. It’s so interesting to see. But not everybody can like see that kind of stuff. I’ve realized, but it’s like you got to unlock it within them, you know? That’s what I that’s why I tend to trigger people, I think. It’s like it’s not I don’t do it purposely. Like I don’t consciously think I’m going to trigger this person, but I do know like I I’m self-aware of the fact that a lot of the time like if somebody says something, I have like a like a counter or I’m like a bit contrarian to it. That happens a lot. Like I’ll take a contrarian stance a lot of the time to kind of trigger someone. And I don’t mean it in like a negative way and triggering. I just well I mean it could be negative for them for sure but I’m not doing it in a negative way myself you know indeed if you haven’t gone on down there and uh hit the like button it is still there it’s always there and this is Stardew Valley. We got more coming up right now. 6200 gold. I think we’re going to buy Pam that house today. Sounds perfect. Odd jobs has Yeah, I love that. 220 gold to bet my dang freaking farm animals. Bridgeide Village. Check out the mod list on the website www.coin.cc. Also, the website or the live stream schedule is on there/scch schedule if you’re interested. Also helpful if you watch in the replay. Bunch of playlists on there all day. Now that winter’s over, we’ve got lots of productive weather to look forward to. Yeah, girl. And lots of productive kisses. There you go. Another one. One more. There’s the charm. Did I pet my baby? I think I did. baby. I’m pretty sure I did, but I’m I got to make sure it’s my baby. Yeah. Okay. I Pam a whole ass house. We got some truffles here. Bunch of truffles out here. I love it. Amazing. The pigs are probably like one of the best ones. Best farm animals to have. I also got the bacon. I might make some bacon later. I only have like a couple pieces left. So, might as well. I’m not fond of swine. Well, fond of everything, but uh pork is like probably my least favorite of the meats. But bacon is just slabs. You know, it’s different. All in moderation. Okay, Sophia likes sunflowers. Let’s bring her some. We probably need like hardwood or something for Pam’s house. We might as well grab some now. Head down to Sophia first. Buy some sprinklers, then Robin, then the desert. Good. Good. Heat. Hey, Heat. Um, hello. Do you need something? Oh, yeah. Girl, I just want to give you a present real quick. Here you go. This is for you. For me? Thank you so much. No problem. Bye. I’m the queen of the valley, by the way. I always forget my title, so I mess it up. Got to make sure the villagers know. Yes. Queen. Yeah. All right. All right, heading up to Robin. That a little trail off at the end of the music. It’s amazing. There’s something to it. It’s like if you listen to like certain music with certain frequencies, just sounds good. Does something in your brain, you know. Everything is energy and everything has a frequency and if you catch the right one, sometimes you just have ecstasy. Oh, what’s this? Re can’t see. Voila. My newest creation. It’s a deluxe four poster bed crafted from the finest local hardwood. Um, Robin, what’s the point of four posts? It seems like an inefficient use of materials. It’s called beauty, bud. You know, that thing that most people find enjoyable. I see your point, but we can’t let it let that outweigh the utility and efficiency of the sleep receptacle. You know, sometimes it feels like you’re being deliberately obtuse just to irritate me. Is that what you’re doing? Heck yeah. Fight. Punch him, Robin. Hey, Coin. Come in. Check this out. It’s the bed I was able to make thanks to all the wood you gathered. Yeah, I gave you a lot of wood, Robin. Huh? Yeah, girl. So, what do you think? The aesthetics are freaking perfect, girl. I love art. I think there’s art in many, many things in life. There’s, you know. Yes. And even a bed, like the woodwork, it’s freaking art. It’s perfect. Yeah. See? Mhm. Sebastian agrees. Well, if anyone needs me, I’ll be in the dog house. You’re such a bad husband, Demetrius. You see what I This is why I’ve been talking [ __ ] about Demetrius for over 77 hours of Stardew Valley because he’s a bum ass [ __ ] that doesn’t deserve Robin. That’s just how it is. That’s just the way it is. That bed better make a baby for someone. Yeah, Robin, you want to have a intermingled family? I don’t mind Demetrius being around cuz your breed is great. Now that I have a prototype, I can start selling them in the shop. Hey, these might look good in your place, Coin. What do you say? Can we pencil you in for a half a dozen beds? What you talking about, girl? Mom, Maru yells. I love the cutscenes, man. I I keep saying it. Well, I don’t see it that often, I guess, but I love cutscenes, dialogue, character development. My favorite thing in games. Maru helps me out in the lab sometimes. She’s a good kid. Sometimes my head gets so cluttered with nonsense I can hardly think. Does that ever happen to you? No. Well, no. Getting some fresh air usually helps. True. Do that, girl. I’m always clearheaded. Even if I’m on freaking socially acceptable drugs like alcohol, I’m clear-headed as crap. This is the same as I am any other time. Ex. I realized what I did there. Have I told you that I built our house from the ground up? See, I keep saying she’s the man of the town. Look at this beautiful house, Iser. No difference from any other time, brother. And look at this. She even got that outlet right there in the middle of the hallway because sometimes you got a long hallway and it’s like, why do we have this long hallway? What are we going to do in here? I think we need to put an outlet in there so we can actually do stuff in the hallway. Freaking smart, girl. Gosh darn. Okay, let’s build Pam a house. Uh, community upgrade. What’s that? You want to build Pam a house? That’s a great idea. I just need 950 wood and 500,000 gold. Yep. That’s so generous of you. I’ll start working on the upgrade tomorrow. It should take around 3 days. And she builds a whole ass house in 3 days, dog. Who does that? Freaking a man. Any Spider-Man part two stream? Spider-Man. We finished uh Spider-Man and Miles Morales. Both games. But like you mean like a second playthrough? I wouldn’t mind honestly. Those games are so freaking good. The Spider-Man game. Same with Arkham. I do want to play those games. Adam keeps asking me about them about playing them. I do want to do it just not now. Like I like the way I am. It’s like I do everything based on the way that life flows. Not always the way I feel necessarily, the way that life flows. That’s kind of the way I go, you know. And as much as I want to play Arkham, I haven’t yet and I’m not sure when I will. Spider-Man, for some reason, I would want to play more than Arkham right now. So maybe, maybe. I love the Spider-Man games. Honestly, we didn’t do all like the side quests and stuff. I think there’s a lot of side quests that have like story bits that are really good, like dialogue. That outlet is so Maria can plug the vacuum in when she’s cleaning in the in the hallway. Yeah, Maria, I built that freaking outlet for you so you can plug in the vacuum so you can vacuum the carpet in the hallway. Got it? Yes, sir. I got it, sir. For those that don’t know, Maria is like our now resident um cleaner. She’s she’s a maid. She’s Mexican. We’re being a real stereotypical. My mom was a maid for many years. She’s not Mexican, though. It’s nice to have a family, but I’d be lying if I said I never miss the freedom of being young. A Jodie. She doesn’t want her family. Yeah, housekeeper. That’s a word. Hydrate. I wonder if any of Victor’s friends want a part-time job cleaning the house. It would save me a lot of time. Housekeeper. Part-time job cleaning the house. Maria, where you at, girl? You want another job? When we first moved to Pelican Town, I would take the secret I would take secret walks to the wizard’s tower. Don’t tell Pierre. He has jealousy issues. Confirmed. Abigail is the wizard’s daughter because Caroline is a skank. You should be in the GTA games, girl. A lot of skanks in those games. Check out the playlist as well. bunch of fun fun fun fun fun playlists on the channel. Honestly, I have fun watching my own streams if I had enough time. When I first started live streaming, actually, I’ve mentioned this like once before out of 600 plus live streams. When I first started live streaming, I watched my own my own streams because I guess mostly curiosity on how I came across. And I don’t know, I just I wanted to improve, I guess, but also at the same time, I just like enjoyed them. I noticed like I was watching them after I live streamed and I would re-watch what I just streamed and I would like I would realize like I’m actually enjoying my own live stream right now. I that’s a good thing I guess but it’s like I realized that and now but I forgot my point now that I’m telling this story. I’m not sure what my point was. I had a point in there. This is what happens when you’re doing socially acceptable drugs like alcohol. I like to stay in the Stardew Valley for a while. I’m finally starting to feel involved in the community. It feels good to know that you’re useful. All right, Harvey. Harveyy’s a good man, I guess. I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to being back home. He’s so stern, Kent. The peacefulness of the town feels like a mask. That’s probably just me, though. Yeah, it’s just you, brother. The the peacefulness of the town is actually uh like you get that vibe because the town is actually peaceful, Kent. What’s not peaceful is your PTSD. And I’m sorry you got it. I’m a veteran myself, but you got to freaking go to a therapist or some [ __ ] man. God dang. He’s ruining his own family. like his own family complains. Like they don’t directly complain about Kent, but they complain about their life. And this is a small town. They’re living in nature. There’s not much to worry about. They don’t have like, you know, I guess they got mortgages and stuff, but it’s like they’re they’re fine. They’re not struggling in this town. And they’re out here complaining. Like if you live that kind of life where you’re like you’re eating food every day, every day you’re fine. You you have your mortgage settled, you know, like it’s fine. You’re I don’t like nothing’s going wrong and you’re complaining about your life. There’s something you got to think about. And that’s Kent in this case. Kent needs to go to the mines and let out some steam. Yeah, baby. He needs to go in there and just stay in there, man. You know, I I would never condone self harm or some such. Never. Never. Never. Never never never. Don’t Don’t clip this [ __ ] dog. But, you know, Kent might be the one exception. I’m kidding. I like Kent. You can look at the other 77 plus hours of this live stream where I was always biging up Kent cuz he’s like a fellow veteran. I like that man. He just needs help, you know. And sometimes when somebody doesn’t get get help for enough time, you start to become like, “Oh man, come on, bro.” And I understand how that dynamic works cuz like you start to get a little bitter get a little bit bitter about how they’re not getting help for themselves. But it’s like, why? Don’t get bitter over that, man. That’s their own life. They’re going to live their life the way they want. Hey, Kent. I’m going mine. And want to join? You just Oh, bro. You just leave him in there, dog. A [ __ ] That would be so sad, dog. I’m so sad right now. Hi, sir. Stop. The crisp bearer of the wilderness is all I care to know. I’ll leave out here by choice. Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, Linus Tech Tips. You live out as a bum by yourself alone, huh? I actually don’t know that guy. I think he probably lives a great life. Lionus Tech Tips on YouTube. That’s Lionus. That name has always reminded me of him because I’ve known who that person is on YouTube. Lionus Tech Tips before I ever played this game cuz I think he’s been around YouTube since like 2012. Like he reviews GPUs and well like PCs and stuff. It’s like a tech channel. I don’t think I’ve ever been a regular, but I’ve known about them and I’ve seen them around YouTube for a long time. Okay, so we got the uh Pam’s house. We need to go to the desert’s too late now already. How does time keep flying by? Am I like yapping without putting myself on the pause screen or something? I think that’s h been happening cuz like time just keeps flying by. But at the same time that’s been happening in the other streams as well because I remember that I keep mentioning that in streams is the days go fast but the decisions are slow. I’ve said that Lionus reminds me of Charlie Brown character. The one that plays the piano. I don’t remember Charlie Brown too much. You’re like a year older than me. So you like old as [ __ ] But all right, Spring. Uh, Sophie’s probably closed, but let’s go down here. Down to her. Yeah, Charlie Brown. I know. Of course, I’ve seen Charlie Brown and I know of it. Obviously, I’m a big old millennial. Yeah, two years. You old as [ __ ] You’re my uh You’re my older Both of my brothers older than me. The other the younger of the older two. Same same age. Uh Sophia, right? Oh, the memory is going now. We’re drinking 7% logger IPAs up in here. IPA. That’s a That’s a India pale ale. It comes from the British colonization of India. Then we have that um that Indian guy prestream. Too bad uh anybody that’s watching right now other than that guy right now is watching me won’t understand what I’m talking about. But yeah, the Indian guy I I at first was about to not call him a beta as you did. He said there’s there’s a bunch of betas and I was thinking the Indian one wasn’t the the Indian like the troll but but then I but then he said the thing he said I don’t even remember at this point but I was like oh yeah I guess cuz like I was giving him the benefit of the doubt and like that he was just troll like joking like you can joke and troll around with me man it’s cool I like it but then he said something like that definitely was like an insecurity of his Italian pizza ale Everybody loves Italian pizza, that’s for sure. Oh, hey girl. Yeah, I guess she’s closed. Oh, you can just buy it here at her booth. Yeah, they both came in talking wild. Yeah, they probably knew each other. Like they had to have dog. Let’s buy some spirulars. Uh quality ones, I guess. Let’s buy like three is all we can afford. Check out the channel membership. Join the crew. Get less ads and such. I appreciate you. We could only afford three quality sprinklers which in this game are trash. So if you join the crew, we get way more stuff, you know. Yeah. Anyway, all right. Let’s hop on this steed. Blue moon vineyard. Stardew Valley expanded right here. It’s Ridgeville. Ridge City. What’s it called? Ridgeside. Ridgeside Village. Very cool. I’ve been liking them a lot. Ridgeide Village. I noticed the characters, whoever the artist is, likes long heads. Turtle. Yeah, her name’s Turtle. We got We got to show everybody turtle. Oh, I should have got the mod. I probably get it for next time. The mod that lets the horse have um personality, a little bit more love for me cuz Bobby Lee loves me. I love Bobby Lee. We hardly ever see each other, girl. But Turtle, we’re all I’m always riding her, you know, and I don’t give a [ __ ] about her cuz she has no love right here. That’s one of the things Eric Baron probably wanted to expand on is uh like the horse relationship and stuff like that. There’s so much to do in this game and develop in that sense. Totally understandable you can’t really do stuff like that too easily. Although I feel like he should have definitely added the horse love. I maybe he had something in his mind where he’s like you know what I didn’t add it. Let’s just stop. Let’s just let’s just not let let’s just not have horses have hearts. I feel like he decided it like it must have been a decision because it would have been so easy to add literally the same thing as like any other animal. You could have just added it easily. I mean, there are mods for it, and I think I’ll add a mod for it, but um yeah, I guess I imagine that’s probably what he had in on his mind cuz I feel like his mind in certain ways works similar to mine. It’s like, you know what? Yeah, I kind of did it that way. Let’s just stick with it, dog. Whoa. Now, partner horse love. Yo, this ain’t Red Dead Redemption 2 where we see the horse wieners as we sleep another day. We also pee another stream out my pee pee. Don’t go anywhere. We have more Stardew Valley coming up right after I do that. Okay, don’t go anywhere. Bye. And we are live with Stardew Valley. Oh. Oh, we’re good. Right. There we go. The spreading weeds have caused damage to your farm. Look how big our house is. Here’s my baby. Oh, you’re so pretty, girl. Oh, good morning. I got up early and baked something sweet for you. What’s that, girl? Blueberry tart. Nice. Here’s Bobby Lee. Get out there, girl. Get out the cupboard, girl. Get outside now. More Stardew or Starfruit wine. Here we go. That’s a lot of money. That’s all mine. Another 11. A batch of 11 again, which is 49,500. 50 grand today. Anton’s birthday. I guess he’s a ridgeside villager. Good old Anton. Boom. 49 grand, boy. Sweet. Just enough time for me to take the trash out to the street. Yeah. Heck yeah. I did that earlier. Pack that trash can, fool. You got to pack it as much as possible, man. I appreciate garbage men, though. That’s for sure. Like, you know how much effort it would take to throw away the amount of trash we throw away every week? Like, just think about the amount of trash we put on the street every single week. It’s so much, man. Like, god dang. God dang. And some people are so bad with like tying up their bags and stuff. Like that’s my personality is like I overthink everything. It’s like I don’t want to make that man’s job harder. I know a lot of the time like the truck like kind of dumps it, but there’s always somebody that has to handle the bags at some point and you like you just not tying the bags and like everything’s spilling out, man. Like you putting loose trash in your trash can. Like, bro, just think about if you had that job, please, dog. Like, I’m not a trash guy. I never have been a garbage man. But I can imagine like how freaking hard that job is. Yeah. People have no consideration for them workers. Yeah. Like, god dang, man. I see it so often, too. Like, cuz I take walks a lot like like around neighborhoods and stuff and or like riding my bike or just driving, right? like just looking around using my eyes and I see people’s trash cans and stuff and it’s like man y’all are freaking stupid. I’m sorry but you’re stupid about this at least. You know you might be smart but you’re freaking stupid about this. Like be considerate. Yeah indeed. I don’t know why Fay can’t pop anything up on the stream anymore. But if you can’t watch live, we do indeed have the uh super thanks option available. Oops. Yep. Clicking off the stream randomly. Might as well pop up face thing. What does Anton like exactly? Let’s see. He likes wine. We just sold a bunch. But I guess I could give him something real cheap. I don’t know if I can just get wine random. I’ll give him a sunflower or something. I need hay for the cattle. Stardew Valley with mods. mods. Modders, shout out to the modders. Check out the website for the mods. www.coin.cc/game/starde- valley. We have uh the mod list on there with links. Hey, hey, hey. Smoke, hey, hey, hey. Smoke weed every day. Man, we should play some music on the stream. That’s how you get when you’re a little bit buzzed. You always want to listen to music. At least I think I do. I don’t know. I think a lot of people are like that. It just cuz like things sound better. Sound a little better. How many calories did I take in drinking? Five. IPAs at 7% 12 oz per per can. So 5 * 12 at 7% alcohol volume. What is that? I think that’s a decent amount of calories, man. And I don’t like that, dog. God dang. Well, that’s fine. I don’t do it often, but like I’ve been uh losing a lot of fat, you know, getting lean, but also keeping a lot of muscle or a decent amount of muscle, I would say. You ate 20 piece of bread, basically. Dang, I would love 20 piece of bread right now. God dang. Give me 20 piece of bread, dog. Oh my god. Toast it. Oh yeah, put some butter on it. Oh my god. But yeah, like I’ve been cutting a lot of weight over the past few months. So, you know, it’s good to keep it down as much as possible cuz uh you only got one body in this life. You might as well treat it right. as I drink all that alcohol. But, you know, in moderation really it can’t be too much if I’m still cognizant and using words like cognizant, you know. All right. To ridge side we go. High carb longer workouts. Yeah, I you know what? I don’t really work out. Well, I don’t know. It’s hard to say because I work out basically throughout the whole day. I mean, not really. It’s I mean, man, it really depends on perspective because I think what I do based on my perspective is nothing. Like, I I don’t work out that much. But I think based on like if like the average person’s perspective, it would be kind of a lot. I don’t know. I guess I like I just live my life in flow, man. It doesn’t feel like much, but I do do stuff like it just seems to happen. And I think because I it because it happens with flow, it just doesn’t feel like that much, but it actually is. So it’s, you know, very confusing. for a lot of people. I guess I’ve got to uh to stock up on some basics. I need some parts for a personal project, too, but that’ll have to wait. Wait, where’s what’s his name? His name is Anton. I assumed he’s part of this mod. Yeah, he is right here. Bridgeide Clinic. And where am I? I don’t even know where am I at. I’m here. Yeah. Yeah. So, head west. Heading west. Heading south. Oh, who’s this? Kiara with two Rs. Oh my god. Girl, you got a purple leather jacket. You are here. Yeah. On the map. All right. Another day at work and no one broke a leg or vomited on anything. I consider that a success. That’s why you wear a leather jacket, hun. It’s easy to clean vomit off leather. For sure. No doubt. You already have high amounts of stamina and health. Who is this? Health professionals like me are only here to help people like you. What girl? But you have to remember that at the end of the day, it’s up to you to take care of yourself. That’s true, Paula. Oh, girl, you’re not She’s not single, sadly. Uhoh. Oh, there we go. Fine. Okay. Little uh mod glitches. Not glitches, but like you’re not good enough friends with Paul in her bedroom. Oh, she’s married to this man. Anton and Paula. Oh, no. Anton look don’t look I don’t know, man. I guess that’s fine. You shouldn’t really judge people by how they look, right? As a couple, I guess. But, you know, some couples just look better together than others. Not single at the moment. Yeah, she I think she’s married to this man Anton. This villager right there. That freaking bum ass boy in there. sadly cuz she has 10 hearts which means like it’s if she was single it would be eight like cuz two would be blocked off for uh romance and sexual such things man vocabulary English don’t do drugs everybody I guess I can’t give him his gift but I’m going to stay in town I guess and talk to everybody it’s only 4:10 10 p.m. Might as well hang around town. See what the folk are up to. What you got, boy? H crop watering. Yeah. Five. Perfect. Odd jobs will begin the crop watering service from tomorrow. Please visit any time to cancel the service. Thank you for your patronage. Not market hose. The night market is one of the best mini festivals in the game for sure. I love that crap. Hey, what’s up? Sorry, I’m working on something right now. All right. Well, what you like in terms of gifting? Let’s see. Blueberry tart and Oh, you like that blueberry tart I got on me? He’s smelling this on me. Yo, where is it at? Right here. He’s smelling it here. You hungry? This is useful. Thanks a lot. Bye. Good luck day today. Feeling lucky. Oh, Anton came out. Oh, you we going out on your wife, huh? I knew it, boy. You freaking scumbag. Let’s see. Duck mayonnaise and sunflower. Let’s give him uh duck mayonnaise. Worth more. A birthday gift. That’s very kind of you. I love it. I thought I heard something in the middle of the night. Turns out it was just a dream. Anyways, I got to be going. Have a good one. All right, Anton. Go cheat on your wife now, you freaking scumbag. I know what you’re doing, boy. Have you met Shawn Blaire? Huh? It was all a dream. I used to read Word Up magazine. He’s my best friend in the whole world. John, come to think of it, I think I need a new best friend. Why? Just kidding. But I’m open to new friends. Oh, I like you, girl. What’s your person? What’s your name? Blair Sunflower. Okay, here you go. I appreciate this. Thanks a lot, Blair. A you’re redhead. Wow. Okay, girl. H I better check with Pierre if he has that new brand of fertilizer on sale. Bert, our crop quality has been dipping down a bit. Dipping down. Get on up. Get on down. Blair Witch Project. one of the uh that was one of the ones back in the day everybody thought was real. But you all got to remember people were different in the day. Back in the day, you know, especially if there are any zoomers watching. Oh, this is Fay back in the day. This is Fay. Have you seen Leiden’s horses? Goodness, they’re much bigger up close, aren’t they? How come like everybody’s kind of like redheaded around this town? Like somewhat brunette redheaded. They just have different shades of red. 50 shades of red. Interesting. What do you like, girl? I don’t have anything she likes. Raindrops are falling on my head. Who’s out there meowing table car too? Yeah, let’s go back to Pelican Town for now. I definitely need to make more friends with these people over time. And to think that movie was a film students college final. Yeah. Is that right? That sounds right. Crazy. Creative. That’s what creative That’s what creativity does for you, huh? following your uh your passion as well rather than just going through the motions and you’re like, “Yeah, I guess that sounds fine. I’ll do that.” And then you live your life as an NPC. Happens to everybody, but you know, you got to break out of it at some point. I’d say they graduated. Yeah, I agree. He comes into town, too. Yeah, I like that the ridge side village people come into town, which of course makes sense. Same with the Stardew Valley expanded people. 78 new characters. We definitely have not made met all 78 and we haven’t made it with all the available ones. I need a little warm me up bit to be ready for another cold night on the ocean. I can’t read anything interesting in the library lately. Hello, sir. Who the heck are you, Phillip? I don’t know you. Do you need anything? No, I don’t know you, dog. Who are you? You’re from Bridgeide Village, huh? Get out of my town, dog. He likes a rigid oz. What is that? Huh? Oh, this thing. It’s a ridge flower. Interesting. Here you go. Nice gift coin. Thank you. Here, Shane. This weather makes me thirsty. Yeah, I know you alcoholic. God dang. Gus comes in here as well. I mean Gunther. I caught Marlin going into the sewer once. One has to wonder if there’s something in there. Yeah, we saw him in there as well earlier in the stream. Marlin heading up in there. Guy from the Adventurers Guild. Andy notices you but isn’t saying anything. That’s good. He’s introverted. He wants his own loan his alone time. Sometimes you got to read the room and you got to be like, “That man does not want to be spoken to.” And that’s okay, man. That’s good. Maybe I should cook something new and exciting today. Something spicy. Oh, I got a spicy chorizo in my pocket, girl. That’s our girlfriend. Hey, Gus. Give me another round. Hi. Please relax and enjoy yourself. You know, Coin, I think the future looks bright for both of us. You’re not planning on doing anything to your sister, Haley, are you, girl? Cuz that’s my wife, and I know you’re my girlfriend, but she’s my wife for a reason. Okay. And I’m the queen of the valley, so don’t do nothing to your sister, Emily. I think she’s blotting. candy recipe sister wives. I wish we could in this game. You know, in real life, I’m a definitely a one I’m a monogous man for sure, 100%. But in this video game in particular, all the women can get it except Haley’s the one real one one. You know what I’m saying? Let’s go back home to her with our tiara on. I’m the queen of Stardew family. Haley, where you at, baby girl? Oh, there you are in my dining room. Our dining room. I’m sorry, girl. This half is yours. And that’s okay. I don’t mind it. Come here. I want Can I get a kiss, girl? Kiss. Kiss. All right. All right. I ain’t going to force you. Gosh darn it. Dang. I’m just going to go to sleep sad. Go to sleep for the night. Yes. She didn’t want to kiss. The witch again. She’s skating on our farm. That’s nasty, girl. You freaking hag. Day nine of spring, year three complete. We earned 49,500 gold because we had all all of that aged starf fruit wine. Haley is like the first hoe that ever gave you your first pimp and dollar. Can’t ever get rid of her. Nah, she ain’t a hoe. Haley’s a good girl. Who’s a good girl? Is that you, girl? Yeah. Oh, girl, you know I love you, girl. As we end day 10 of spring year 3 with mods, we end the stream. Thank you everybody for joining for all the live chats above or the comments down below. We have more Stardew Valley coming up soon. Check out the live stream schedule on the website www.coin.cc/scchedu CC/ schedule where we will continue meeting some villagers and dinking down some town folk. Good night.

After spending a full two years in Pelican Town, our protagonist has finally done it: his grandfather’s spirit returned, allowing us to traverse to a new universe. One where not only new people reside in Pelican Town, but with an entire new town in Ridgeside Village itself.

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