1st Time Playing Stardew Valley
to edit the sounds and [ __ ] Ah, yeah. I know that’s that’s silly. But everybody, welcome to the stream. [Music] It’s been a minute, hasn’t it? So, where’s the options? [Music] So, I kept my I kept all my stuff. Hold on. Window. [Music] Oh, no. We don’t want that. There we go. So, does that mean I can all tam? Yes. If it flashbangs me every time, but at least it doesn’t to you guys. But uh no, as for you, you know, that’s a that’s a little silly if people uh reply back to your a call with a text. That’s that silly. [Music] It’s been a minute. [Music] How do I use [ __ ] again? Listen, it’s been 3 months. Okay. And it’s been 3 months. So to use the tool, left click or C. [Music] inventory one. All right. So, it’s either it’s either E or C. [Music] There’s there’s mail. Oh, right click. Okay. I have a quest for you. I need fresh cauliflower for recipe. [Music] All right. So now All right. We need to not like cut things right now. So [Music] speaking of cauliflower, no. [Music] uh box. [Music] Uh I believe if I right click it. No. Oh, it build up. Okay. [Music] Yeah. Know it’s it’s been a minute since we played this game. I think this game is cursed. Uh because the first and only time we played it, my computer immediately went out after. So just just saying [Music] I think that’s water. Hold on. Okay. [Music] Oh, you can’t like drag. All right, whatever. Huh? I have my hoe. I’m going to shut up now. She only needs one cauliflower, right? Hold on. Let’s see. Jody. Who is Jody? Jody Sam. Okay. [Music] I mean, okay. So, in in regards to someone not replying to you, right? Um I mean, it [ __ ] does happen, right? I’ll I’ll agree with that. Um, I mean, so did you immediately Hold on. Oil. Okay, get the hell out of the way. Hello. Oh. [Music] So if a person, you know, like you said, had an issue. So, I mean, is this her first time you’ve communicated with them in a while or [Music] [Music] Oh, that’s right. I got to give water to my cat, don’t I? [Music] That’s right. There’s balls up there. [Music] I’m coming, fam. [Music] So, basically, you’ve got a bunch of messages they just have not replied to. [Music] Yeah. No, that’s Gaka. Oh, that’s right. Wrong mind. Not wrong mind. Uh [Music] yeah, we shouldn’t really need anything, right? I don’t know. We’re going to the mine in our little rocket ship. Come back here. I want to hold you. No. Come back. [Music] I think I’m going the right way. Right. I don’t know. [Music] It’s been a minute. Yeah, cuz here’s the homeless guy. Which Where’s he at? Yo, homie. Where’s my boy? [Music] Please don’t distract. I mean, all right. So, nothing new. Got it. [Music] Actually, wait. Hold on. It’s locked. Opens at 2 p.m. Opens at 2 p.m. It’s too much time [Music] 40. Let’s fight. All right, it’s been a minute. See if I still got it. Ow. No, I don’t. No, I don’t. What are you underhanded swinging or something? What? I do no damage now. Holy [ __ ] [Music] I I do no damage. I do no damage. What the hell is this? What is this damage? Oh no, he coming. Also, I forgot my pickaxe. I noticed this. Hold on. [Music] You know what? It’s 2:00 now. You know, perfect time, you know. Yes. So, I have this one. Actually, I should probably, you know, that does four to eight damage, two speed. [Music] Oh god, I do two to eight. Oh god, I do [ __ ] damage. I do basically this one. Look at that. Okay, continue. I like this one cuz the speed. I I like the speed. [Music] H 15. Then these are just things to help you with, you know. [Music] Yeah. I’m I’m a broke man. Can I just steal some [ __ ] from you? You do you have layaway? Come back when you got something to show me, kid. I You know what? I won’t even give you the time of day. That’s That’s So, we are moving as fast as we can. All right. Got it. Pushing random buttons. No. No. Okay. No, today I had to do a bunch of outdoor work again and bunch of indoor work too. Lifting heavy objects that I really shouldn’t, which what else is new? Wait, where is my pickaxe? Wait, hold on. Was I getting upgraded? Hold on. Hold on. Double checking. I’m confused. I I might be uh carpenter is for your home. I want to say go to general store or feel free to let me know but finishing shop Elliot’s thing. I know it’s not the ranch. Clint is Okay, so Clint’s upgrading. Okay. Oh, so it doesn’t Oh, no. There it is. Black smoke. 4 p.m. Quickly, you have 20 minutes to make there. Come on. Come on. 10 minutes. This is [ __ ] I need a bicycle. Come on. Run faster. No. All right, this is fine. [Music] Can’t do anything on that. I’m against [Music] absolutely nothing in this trash. [Music] But this is where it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tomorrow. I was probably having upgraded again. It’s been, you know, a few months. Got to play once. This game was cursed. I said what I said. Hey kids, want to see something cool? Uhhuh. What? Yo, bro, I got ignored. Excuse me, miss. Excuse me. What? What? Hey, ma’am. Bam. Bam. All right, whatever. Go to the mayor house. All right. I didn’t do [ __ ] Uh, mayor house. Mayor house. Something tells me it’s like up here or some [ __ ] I don’t know. Vanity over there. Okay. [Music] [Music] I don’t know why I’m here. Should you know? Someone told me to come here. Hello. Hi. I was just loading some machine here. [Music] It’s a new program I’ve come up with to help promote a spirit of goodwill among the towns for example. Sometimes if you hang about others in the town, you receive a prize ticket. You could turn them in for rewards. There’s some special stuff in what’s in there. I was trying to look, but you know, my only worry is that people will go after the ticket rather than cultivating a true compassion for the fellow man. Yeah, Harley is ignoring me. Could you go ahead and ask why? Yeah, I just want to help. [Music] Keep checking the help warning board. I’m stealing. Split the funds of each farmer tonight. The money will get divided. Oh, so this is where you do this. Uh, well, no. I’m in. I’m in. Uh, after marriage, you may file for a divorce here. Let’s hope that isn’t necessary. I learned something new today. Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll forget it cuz you know, video game. This um [Music] if you’ve built a silo, I don’t know. I don’t I don’t know. Uh there we go. [ __ ] I need it for this [ __ ] don’t I? Mario, what now? Didn’t mean that part. Need a pickaxe for that. Multi kill. Ah. Uh, you know what? Actually, let’s do what is what are the hours for nine? Okay. Oh, god damn it. [ __ ] you. We’re doing this. I may or may not freaking have a fish. I supposed to pop on the on the Noise, wasn’t I? Oh, maybe not. I screwed up there, didn’t I? Yes. I’ve always wanted soggy newspaper. What in the hell are you? Wait, is that an owl? Oh my god. Help. Just kidding. I forget how to do the Okay, you got a carp. By the way, if you haven’t seen the new Superman movie, no spoiling it, but you know, it’s actually pretty good. Not amazing. 10 out of 10, but you know, I I I give it a I give it a eight. Eight out of 10. Not bad. [Music] Okay. Made a few bucks, right? Like basically if you’ve ever seen Oh. Oh, see my copper. Okay. All right. So now it’s now ready. Oh, wait. Hold on. [Music] Oh, yes. I hear the spirits. The spirits are very happy today. Okay. [Music] It’s going to be clear. Got it. All right. So I got to tell my name, right? [Music] Uh if you guys ever Hold on. There you go. If you guys ever watched uh the OG Superman with Christopher Reeves, then you’ll like the the new Superman. If you’re one of the Snider people, listen, I too like Henry Caval’s Superman, right? But I don’t know what to tell you, right? It’s a It’s a new universe, right? You You’ve got to give it a shot. It’s Everybody has their own interpretation of Superman, right? everybody. [Music] Like I’m a person that like enjoys uh I’m a dumb dumb, aren’t I? Yeah. Hold on. [Music] I’m a person who enjoys uh all of them, but I just remember Christopher Ree like he is the OG Superman. There was humor, there was light-heartedness, there was doing good things for, you know, people, there was him combating his own humanness and and like him trying to choose right from wrong. and all this other stuff, right? And so like Henry Campbell Superman was like, “I am God.” And that was that was pretty much it. Like just big Mr. Hard ass. But I I enjoyed the new this new Superman. Again, not not spoiling it. Hello, Bianca. How are you? Now we we must wait 30 minutes. My dad was asking why does Superman just kiss anyone that figures out his identity? He doesn’t. Where the hell did you get kiss anybody that figures out his identity? What? Listen, ask your dad who else he kissed. Like he kissed Lana Lang. Am I winning? Yes. I hope get my copper. So I I would hope. Yay. Upgrade tools. All right. So next is So we need steel bars, copper axe. [Music] So, I need to figure out how to make the bars requires five iron. Okay. He kisses lowest lane to make her forget he has super moon because that is sometimes one of his powers. I’ve never heard of that. It’s It’s been a long time since I watched that. I think it was more or less he kissed her because it was such a like like a kiss, right? That it makes people Yeah, cool. It makes like I mean Lois Lane for instance like kind of kind of swoon, right? This is my form. Okay, go up. She kind of like took the wing wind out of her like and made her forget, right? I don’t think that’s one of his powers. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong. I mean, I’ve never read that in a comic anywhere. Superman kisses you and you forget all about him. I don’t think [Music] so. A lot of people aren’t going to be asking Superman to kiss him. You know that whole like meme, kiss me and make me forget my name. [Music] I looked it up. It is one of really. Okay, so I learned something new today. That’s wild because Smallville that never happened. So he kissed Lana Lang, right? And then there was Lois Lane. He originally was in love with Lana Lang until her like she she was turned into some crypto metahuman, right? So because she was kryptonite and could kill Superman, she got away from him. So then he fell in love with Lois Lane, right? Did I smack this yet? Like what is what is this? Hold on. I don’t see any pickaxe hasn’t. Ah, that’s what I figured. Okay. [Music] Oh, wow. I found the stairs immediately. All right, that’s kind of luck. Wait, do I Am I doing that wrong? [Music] Hello. So, what’s up with these glass things? I have to be doing that wrong. I have to like like let me know cuz I feel like I’m doing something wrong. Unless it’s a chance to get like a crystal or some [ __ ] [Music] Okay, so start digging. Got it. [Music] Let’s go. [Music] Really? You don’t get anything? Okay. [Music] Now I know how to defeat you guys. I remember. Shay behind the rock. They can’t jump. The rock is my defense. It is my shield. Oh god. [Music] No. [Music] I like how he’s getting angry. I don’t give a [ __ ] I don’t give a [ __ ] You started this battle. [Music] Oh my god. Yeah, I’m doomed. All right, let’s go. [Music] I doubt they’re friendly, let’s be honest. [Music] Listen, if they come for me. Yeah. Nope. [Music] They’re like my alter ego of darkness. Stop it. Stop it. Nope. Time to run. I like how I can’t hit the mole, but I can hit the bat. Make it make sense. So, what the hell is that noise? [Music] A scroll. I have no clue what that does. [Music] Be gone. Thought [Music] you bats. Get out of the way. Come on. Come on. Hey, another thing. [Music] Oh, keep trying it. Keep trying it. [Music] I mean, technically, you don’t waste energy using your sword, right? So, let’s see. I’ll just swing the swords with that. So, by the way, I should be getting my PC back uh on Wednesday, which is a good thing. Then I’ll get to find out if they wiped everything and then also if it works [Music] and then we’ll go from there. I was doing some more testing and [ __ ] Yeah, [Music] it just needs some love. I I tried to tweak some settings and hell divers and stuff and it just wasn’t it wasn’t having it. I think this PC has just been Frankensteined enough to where it’s like, yeah, know it can run [ __ ] like this, but otherwise nothing like highend, right? I mean, it runs it, but it just doesn’t look pretty, you know? [Music] Hey, [Music] 7:20. Maybe I should just like dig around down here and then come back tomorrow or something. Oo, precious. [Music] [Music] sadness. Actually, you know what? Well, does it matter? No, it doesn’t matter. I can I can leave the next level anyway, so why not? [Music] Oh god, it’s more of them for comat. Coffee bean. [Music] Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. This is going to go bad. This going to go bad. Okay. Good thing you didn’t come after me. Let’s go. [Music] Uh-uh. All [Music] right, I’ll lay on that. [Music] I mean, yes, I got to hop down the ladder and then hop out, but whatever. So, tomorrow, uh, I don’t know if I’ll stream cuz, um, Tuesday is going to be 105°. Let that sink in. Uh, humidity is not going to be as bad, but it’s also going to be a UV index of 11. And I have two doctor’s appointments. I also have to have uh stop by the shop. I hate you. You know what? Come on. Come on. Smack the Jesus in here. Come on. Yeah, very oof. Now, oh yeah, that’s right. The smelter. Uh, no. Oh, I’ll figure it out eventually. Oh, there. There it is. Okay. Thanks, I can only cook one at a time. Well, okay. Carrot seeds. Cave carrot. Frozen geode. That’s actually pretty good. Can tell you more about this if you donate it to the museum. Aquamarine wood. I have um [Music] I’m going to have to make another bat or box. Oh no, it’s frozen ge. Oh, I can plant. Place five beans in a cake to make coffee. I’ll stockpile those. Love my putty tap. Wait, I want to love my putty tap. Why can’t I love my putty t? All right, you know what? Whatever. [Music] [Music] Oh, yeah. cuz it’s well okay the book seller is in town in it who anyway um is coffee beans one of those plants that keeps distributing things or am I thinking of coral island [Music] rain all day yay good humor today I think I’ll have a little extra luck and the Queen of Sauce. Greetings. It is I, the Queen of Sauce, here to teach you a new mouthwatering recipe from my secret cookbook. This week’s dish is radish salad. [Music] Okay. [Music] I think it might be cuz that one requires a sides. I don’t think it’s going to cut it fully, but we’ll see. Okay. Okay. Okay. Fine. [Music] Uh cat. [Music] Okay. I give you 11. [Music] So [Music] run it through the mill to increase its value. [Music] I I guess I’ll go. Oh, wait moment. [Music] Um, other frozen [Music] [Music] My first iron bar. Yay. I think I need coal, but I could be wrong. Yep. All right. [Music] [Music] Okay. Where is this book seller and what does it do? [Music] [Music] Yeah, that’s not film. [Music] Hello, random child. Hi. Yeah, you look like you’re really goddamn busy. Is he my I’m sorry. Did I just get a diamond? I was about to say donate to the museum. Excuse me while I give this precious, you know, diamond away. Okay. So, is that why uh is that why Arley didn’t want to talk to me and she she saw me buy a trash can? [Music] She was like, “Ah, you heathen.” Really valuable information here. really valuable. [Music] No, no story lore. No, none of them. [Music] Oh, PFD. Oh [ __ ] I forgot about this. Whoopsie. [Music] Um, parsnip, green bean, cauliflower, potato. Well, we’ve got cauliflower, right? [Music] Hi Wait, what do you mean I’m not going to make it? No. What library? We have a library. Wait, that it’s a library right there. Go back. You got a reward at the library. You’re not going to make it. [Music] Oh, standing geode. [Music] So, anyway, where’s the book seller person? Today’s book seller. I just wanted to see what they do. I mean, if I don’t make it, I don’t make it, right? I mean, like I said, I was going to do a couple of these single player things and then I was going to open it up to where you, you know, you guys can join me, right? So, we can all do that [ __ ] together. [Music] Bro, what partner? Uh, bean starter. I mean, I’ll at least have this for next season, right? Jojo. Oh, listen. Who Who’s not the enemy? Oh, Pierre. Okay. [Music] Come on. Can’t do [ __ ] to it. Okay, whatever. [Music] RP walk. Welcome to Bears. How can I help you? I need drugs. [Music] Come and get it, folks. Coupons for 50% off your purchase at Jojo Mart. 50%. Any takers? I mean, of course people are going to take a 50% off, you know. [ __ ] I take a 50% off. I can’t match those prices. I’d be selling at a loss. It must be difficult for you to lose your loyal customers like that. I have an axe in my backpack. I could just end him right now. But can you blame them? Corporation is clearly the superior choice. Soon the whole town will realize that. I I see now why you say they’re the enemy. I must have went to leave, right? I’m like, “Oh, up there.” Right. You have a 50% off coupon. Uh, okay. So, we got parsnips, we got bean starter, we’ve got potatoes. What else did I need? I didn’t think I needed kale, did I? We got rice at home. Grow wall power catalog. Cherry sapling. Ooh. Takes 28 days to produce a mature cherry tree. Bears fruit in the spring. Only grows God, that’s expensive, though. only grows if eight surrounding tiles are empty. Apricot, same thing. Orange, peach, pomegranate, dehydrator. Who? Okay. Listen, 50% off or you can, you know, go away. Uh, wait, no, there it is. So, parsnip, green bean, cauliflower, potato. Okay. So, I got all Okay, I’ll just I’ll have them for next year, you know. Just waiting for this random person. Oh, man. I’ve been pushing off my homework all weekend. Looks like I’ll be pulling another allnighter. I was going to talk to you some more, but I could That’s great for you. Did you guys know he likes being mayor? Shocked. Hold on. Let’s see. Let’s see if she’ll talk to me today. [Music] Okay, so she talked to me. I went too high. [Music] Go to the right way. Hold on. It’s a weird place to be a book seller, but all right. Oh. Oh. Just kidding. Don’t tell me I have to trim this [ __ ] cuz I’m not doing it right now. I don’t even have a hole on me. [Music] Really? [Music] All right. Oh my god. Yeah. No, this isn’t happening. [Music] Read this to gain fishing experience. Read this to gain mining. Read this for combat. Uh, you can run a bit faster. That would be nice. You gain a little extra speed when riding a horse. I’m sorry. We get a horse. You will now run a lot faster through grass and crops. for $25,000. I I don’t know. I don’t know what to tell you. Hey, Empire. How are you? Price catalog. You can now see the value of your items. Okay, this would be valuable, but I don’t have the money. I’m a broke boy. You’re alive. [Music] I don’t think I’m going to have enough time to mine today. So I need five. [Music] Wait, hold on. Let’s see. I mean, okay. So, you’re telling me I might not make it. Hold on. So, I do have Oh, beans take 10 days. That’s why. Cuz I’ve got the potato. I got the cauliflower. Um, I mean, I technically could go ahead and give it two of the things, right? Parch’s gold, though. I really don’t want to par with that. You need five golden par. I’m sorry. What? What do I need five for different bundle? Oh, well, I got two. So, that’s crazy though. I mean, I’d be willing to give up my silver potato, but the the beans, right? So, I’m assuming they don’t still keep growing in summer, right? That was that was stupid, but whatever. And you, right, we could fish. Oh, yeah. Hold on. can be placed as a decoration. Look at it. Ah, okay. Nah, I like that. I like that position. I hear you, kitty. Green algae. Listen, I got green algae, ma’am. Okay, that’s not trash. How dare you? I hate you. Where? Where do I go? I’m assuming either here or the ocean, right? I I was trying to save some of this for, you know, when I open it up to co-op, right? For you guys. I have dunes myself. Oh, so up there. Such kind time consuming though. You know what? Going back. [Music] [Music] That’s them. So peaceful. A carnival dog. No. You realize how hard this is to do with a mouse? I just want you to know that. Got another tarp. Okay. Oh, no. You didn’t. Listen, that’s precious Jojo can right there. Look at that. Wait, what the hell is the treasure chest? [Music] Oh my god, I hate you so much. I really do. Oh, I got a chub. Oh, okay. That’s new. Hey, don’t wait. Unless I’m an idiot and I missed it. Probably an idiot and I missed it. Or I could just be late on it. Did what? Not send the gun. Hold on. I have a render full message. Another chop. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Does that Oh, they do give energy. We’re fine. What? All right. Is this what Stardew Valley worth buying? I’d say so. Yeah. Can I pet my I know I want to pet my kitty. Can I not pet my kitty? I know I’m tired, but you know it’s fine. Uh Thorn. Thorn, why am I not getting in bed? Oh [ __ ] Oh, I got to get Is it bugged? Oh, there we go. That was weird. I guess I guess I tried to click my cat too many times and it’s like, yep, no. [Music] [Music] I straight to the mine today. [Music] Hold on. Let me let me read your thing real quick. Uh, my dad saw this documentary on Carnival Cruise Line and he said he was uh their plum plumbing stop and they had to poop in trash bags and pee in the shower and he was about to say he couldn’t do that but because he said could I said you already do that. Ha. So, I mean, I got I got a question. [Music] Um, wait, what are you? Uh, Thor. What in the hell is this? Why do I have an owl statue here? All right, I’m putting it in the house. Excuse me. Get it. Can I I got it. All right. All right. Hold on. Oh, unlike I mean Okay, so hold on. Why would they need to pee in the shower when it’s a Carnival cruise line, right? So, you can go up top, right, and look out over the ocean. Why would you not Why would you just not go do that? I agree with this, man. Someone doubted me yesterday that I could live out in the wilderness away from the internet and [ __ ] if you gave me a a log cabin out in the middle wilderness. I’m sorry, but bye guys. See you. I am out. I saw that. Hold on. Give me. Give me. And it’s a gold star. [Music] Let them fight. [Music] All [Music] right, let’s break this big one. No, but seriously, why would you not just That’s lucky. like, oh no, I have to pee. Let me just go up to the top deck and, you know, pee there. [Music] All right, bro. Let’s go. Come on. Oh, no. No. How much? Hands for three. Thank you. Oh, that was stupid. I took too much damage there. Uh-huh. Yeah. You like that? Yeah. Okay. You You could tell I was very encouraged to kill that thing. Just Yeah. You like that? Yeah. me. But no, tomorrow’s going to be fun cuz, you know, I got to go out and I mean, it’s not going to What are the odds? All right, I’m at least going to go see if there’s any minable material. All right, we’re going to be at this all day. I’m sorry. What? All right. I We literally will be at this all day. I’m playing aggressive. Listen, it’s like a fighting game. You just spam the button, right? [Music] Uh-oh. [Music] What? What? [Music] What are those terror? Hey, not [Music] bag. All right. Some new You’ve got some new ideas to sleep on. Hey, cool. I leveled. You know what would be nice? I could just get rid of the bats. [Music] Help. Let’s get it. [Music] Oh, really? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay, here we go. Burn. Damn it. [Music] All right, I got to find the exit. Finishing it. Oh, a lot of fleas. All right, I got you. [Music] I should probably heal soon. [Music] [Music] Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. No. Oh, thank God I healed. Okay, I’m trying not to die to the like, can you stop hitting me with your slow [ __ ] Oh my god. I’m so doomed. I’m so doomed. [Music] All right, before we deal with Mort. Thank god I healed a little. Look at him. He wants to escape. No, you started this fight. [Music] Nope. [Laughter] [Music] Oh my god. All right, you guys are hyper. Like a little Mexican jumping machine. [Music] Oh. Yo. Yo. What? All right. I need to retreat for a second. [Music] Ah. Oh yeah. No. This is how I die. This is how I die. [Music] [Music] [Music] Of course, there’s nothing minable, is there? No, cuz we’ve smashed that. Okay. [Music] Under our boots. Let’s see. one. Oh, so upgrade finally. [Applause] I mean, I guess go up. I guess it doesn’t matter. Then I’ll die to something on my farm. Yep. All done. Look at him. You started the fight. I didn’t want none of it. Uh, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my god. How do I abort? I didn’t mean to do that. Oh my god. It’s going to What did I make anyway? All right, fine. Don’t click on random [ __ ] Logo. Great. I need 50 wood for that. Man, so far we’re doing all right on coal. And that would be nice against those slimes. Oh, nothing. Oh, wait. Hold on. Hug steak. Campfire. That’s up. All right. I’ll wait for tomorrow. Save that for food. Which time do I have an hour? Uh, well, yeah. That ain’t going to work. Oh, okay. I’ve cleared a small pack. Probably use some of the energy for that. escape the wood cuz I need another chest. Oh, can’t apparently. New recipe. Ritz platter plus 5 HP. [Music] [Music] [Music] Parents are in good humor today. I think I’ll have a little extra luck. That’s every day. Going to be clear and sunny tomorrow. Perfect weather for the flower dance. This event will take place in the forest starting at 9:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. Don’t be late. Where the hell is the forest? How are you doing, sweetie? I’ve missed you so much. Uh, I hope the farm life is everything you hope for. Love, Mom. PS, I sent your favorite cookies. Hey, welcome back. Tomorrow we’ll be getting together for the flower dance. If you would could find a partner, you might even want to participate in the dance yourself. There’s a little clearing beyond the forest west of town where we hold the dance. Arrive. Yeah. No, we already read that. It’s from the TV. [Music] Got water. Nope. [Music] You won’t be able to dance with anyone. Yeah, I know cuz you know tangle. What am I doing? But at least I can go to it, right? Or is it just pointless if you’re single? [Music] Yeah, keep in mind it takes all day. Oh, well then I mean I if it’s not pointless or it is pointless. [Music] I need five of these. [Music] have four. [Music] You can talk to everyone and get your friendship up a little. Okay. I mean, so that’s worth, right? But other than that, that’s pointless. Like everything in life. Wait, no. Uh, Gunther, [Music] hold on. Is there a way to see? [Music] Well, that ain’t going to really tell me. [Music] My only one heart with him. What? Oh, I didn’t want the map. That’s right. Nobody loves us. Also, what? We’re missing three people. [Music] [Music] You can tell I like combat, forging, and mining. That is the life to make money, right? [Music] Listen, I’m technically a homeless man. Okay, come here. Uh oh, wait. No, I’m I’m silly. But moving on. So, this is five. But look at the money, though. We can do the axe. H money, though. Um yeah, mountain blows. [Music] [Music] [Music] Star fruit seeds. Plant these in the summer. Okay, so right now we’re in spring. [Music] Getting lost in the graveyard. 10 out of 10. You didn’t see [ __ ] If he did, I’m going back with the sword. [Music] [Music] It’s a good kitty. I didn’t mean to catch you. [Music] I mean, I guess since we have five, right? We could start selling that. And then we do have a lot of quartz. We’ll sell 16. And then slime, I don’t think it’s worth anything. We’ll sell [Music] and we do have 10 geos. Five amethyst copper. All right. All right. So, let’s do iron. We’ll sell. [Music] Hopefully make some big money off of that, right? Oh, wait. Hold on. Oh, that makes a nice gift. All right. [Music] Now, what I’ll do is the the bars and [ __ ] that I make now, I’ll uh start selling, right? We got to make money or we’re low on that unless we can get more money another way. [Music] An easier way, may I say? [Music] Oh no. Well, I meant to turn around, but aggressive. like every fighting game. Oh, these guys are adapting. What the hell is this [ __ ] Oh no. Oh. Ooh. Okay. All right, we’ve now entered the Cell Saga. This is my uh tournament ground right here. You got you going to come one at a time. Come on. Okay. All right. Not two at a time. I know you’re going to ambush me from the north. I know you’re going to [Music] [Music] [Music] Oh, come on. Come on. [Music] Jesus will become shift. [Music] You’re the Android machine. Oh, just ambush right at the stairs. All right, I got you. And speaking of which, aren’t they making a Stardw Valley 2 now? [Music] Sorry. Did I wake you out of your cocoon? [Music] Could [Music] [Music] run for the stairs, but what fun would that be? Really not find any minerals. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh no. Oh no. This is cheap. This is cheap. Cheats. Jeez. [Music] I got to be faster. Oh. Oh, this is cheap. [Music] Holy [ __ ] All right. Autonomous instinct engage. Holy [ __ ] [Music] Oh my god. [Music] Oh my god. You mother. Holy [ __ ] All right. He might. Yeah. Okay. It’s true. It is easier just to have stuff. I really need a new weapon. I’m just going to say it. I mean, you’ve already got a fairly loyal Oh [ __ ] a fairly loyal fan base, right? Jesus, terrible. [Music] Guess we’ll have to start digging. It’s kind of like making Minecraft, too. You don’t really have to. I’m sure one day they will, right? But the modding community and everything’s pretty much keeping that [ __ ] alive. [Music] [Music] I wish I would have just found the hole because look what time I would have. We’re running out of time. Being more aggressive. [Music] Okay. [Music] Oh, great. All right, let’s try and speedrun this. [Music] I’m sorry. What the hell is a ghost and why is it coming at me? [Music] Oh no. A bat and a ghost in close quarters. No, let’s not and say we did. Turn around. Turn around, dude. Holy [ __ ] Hi. I do no damage. You’re just [ __ ] annoying is what you are. Holy [ __ ] All right, hold on. Aha! Victory is mine. Oh my god. Nope. Hi. We made it. I don’t care. very sloppy. I I think we need a new weapon is what we need to focus on. Uh quick quick quick quick. Um do we have enough? Yeah. Okay. blacksmith stable. So, we could sell that slime. Slime big seed. Let’s add that cuz Yeah, blacksmith frozen shield. Hello, Pyita. Why can’t I get paranoid at the band? I’m serious. Oh, there’s the money boys. Yeah. [Music] 2700. Uh [Music] yeah, venture skill cuz it’s next to the mine. Yeah. Yeah. You should invest in a sword if you’re going for Lori. Yeah. probably have to do a little bit of farmingish, you know. I don’t know if these are going to make it before summer. I re I really don’t know. [Music] And I don’t know if they grow the festival. Ah, [Music] that’s a day of profit gone. You know what? I’ll leave it to you. Like, I’ll leave it to you guys. Festival or money. I was going to go by the adventurers guild anyway. See what like if we can get an upgrade, but I personally don’t want to see the festival. Okay, one vote for that. [Music] We can get a new sword. We’ll keep going and try to get to I think it was 55, right? This is my boy. I know. I’m trying to know you better. Here. You want a gift? Here. There you go. He’s a good guy. Anything [Music] else down here? Cuz I know Adventures doesn’t open for a few minutes. [Music] Nope. [Music] This is true. Can you do anything with this? No. Think they open at 9, right? Oh [ __ ] 2:00 p.m. Yeah. Okay. Bye. I think iron [Music] I think iron started coming in at either of 30 or 40. Right. [Music] So if we’re going to do speed run to try and gain as much money as possible, right? Let’s do 40. We we’ll try a 40. already off to an okay start. Oh my god, I hate you so much. All right, you know what? Mortal Kombat, bro. Well, I found the hole. Let’s see if I can speedrun. Is there anything worked down here? No. For the hole. Okay. So, I was right. [Music] Did the hole stay? Cuz I see there’s the hole right there. I mean, I’m fine with that. the whole snake. I’m not even mad [Music] cuz again, this is how we’ll make the money, right? Like I did in Coral Island. I was, you know, I I love that game, but at the same time, I hate that game because of what they did with the wipe. Like I was rolling in the money. I wasn’t exploiting. I wasn’t cheating. I was rolling it out. [Music] And for them to be like, “Yeah, no.” Like they’re doing what a lot of other early access devs are doing. All right. So So no hole. Got it. All right. I must have been lucky on that one. [Music] But it’s sad cuz that game was so good and then [Music] you know one thing after they did that wipe up and they bold that a lot of people stopped playing. They kind of doomed themselves with that. Like I’ve heard nobody even talk about that game. [Music] No, no enemies down here. [Music] [Music] pretty much if anybody, you know, wants to talk about anything, discuss anything, right? Question me, I don’t know. Feel free to. You’re not going to get the ladder from crystal. Well, I’m just clear them cuz you know it takes no energy, right? It’s fun just to clear them. You know, if I would have I wish it would have just started up there. [Music] I’m dancing. [Music] [Music] [Music] Oh boy. All right. All right. Ambush at the stair. [Music] All right, he’s inside of me. [Music] Kind of kinky, but he left a residue. [Music] this point. I’m just tanking him. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Laughter] [Music] [Music] Ah, no. I just keep going. adventure thing closes at the A.M., right? So, I’ll just head out of here at about 10, I guess. There’s a hole. [Music] That’s cheating. That Oh, bro. That’s cheating. Okay. I don’t believe in eating. You stop them. I can’t. Come on. Where you going? I know there’s a second bat somewhere. Here he comes. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. All right. We got three. We got three. Four. Not going to the hole. Screw. Five. Nope. [Music] All right. I I see how this is going to go. All right. [Music] [Laughter] Amazing damage. Best damage you’ve ever seen in your entire life. [Music] He’s very confused. Welcome to the cell saga. And we’re about to find out real quick. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No. Leave the mine, bro. Hemorrhaging life force right now. Oh [ __ ] A monster is going to come up and fart on me right now. Wait, this isn’t 2:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m. [ __ ] it ain’t 2:00 a.m. What have I been loit? All right, whatever. Oh, see that’s stupid. Whatever. That’s dumb. That’s That’s dumb. All right. So, I will sell that. Take that. Oh, yes. Oh, hold on. I needed one copper. We actually didn’t get much copper from that. I mean, I’m going to smelled them in ore, but I only need five right now. So yeah, just sell all this. What about your other tolls? What I mean? No. They may be gone to bed early. [Music] See, that’s not bad. [Music] [Music] Oh, look. The buck sellers in today. Your watering can and your axe. Well, the watering can. The watering can’s in there. The axe. I mean, I just keep for whatever. Like, I’m not I’m not in a need of room cuz we upgraded, right? So, Well, hold on. Yeah, there we go. Well, yeah, but money right now is going to go towards a weapon, right? And so the axe, I didn’t see a watering can upgrade. I saw a trash can. I saw going to a steel pickaxe, but I did not see um watering can. So, unless you upgrade that somewhere else and uh I’m cherishing that. Hold on. I have more of those, don’t I? I only have one. I know. We’re We’re saving nothing. There’s only one, which where the hell did I get those? Oh, that’s right. Down. Uh, we got him down here, right? Or was it here? Somewhere down here. Well, it’s still spring though, not summer just yet. That’s why I’m like, “Hey, free food.” Pretty sure it was more over here, but Oh, it is over. I hate you. Damn. Cuz those those have come in those have come in clutch. You can check on spring onions. Well, that’s Where are the spring onions? I think those are down south, right? Wait, hold on. What is this? No, no. I already started heading north. You You did this to us. Oh, wait. Hold on. We never We never did the most important thing in the world. Not Not that, but okay. I I apologize. All right. Well, I was going to love him, but I can’t. Listen up. Fruit trees, they take an entire season to grow. So, plan ahead in the area directionally. Yeah. No, we don’t. Cow everyone with good fortune. Uh, lots of pollen. What am I missing something when trying to pet the cat? Like, do you seriously not love him while he’s in the house? Oh, I know. Oh, listen. I love petting my kitty. Okay. Plus, right now, iron’s pretty easy to get. We’re actually rolling an iron more than copper. So, I I think the sword in question that’s an upgrade is 5,000 if I’m not mistaken, but I hope not cuz it’s going to take a little bit longer. Listen, you know, women should brag about that. said what I said. All right, speed run. Let’s go. [Music] I mean, I try and kill the monsters cuz they do give like loot, right? Like if you combine mining with them, that’s the most profit we’ve been getting. Must be nice to actually kill you faster. Oh my god, I hate you. [Music] That was a nice crap. [Music] If like you can get them in a corner like that, they’re kind of just doomed. Of [Music] course. Here he comes. [Music] So, I don’t think we found a hole, did we? [Music] Ooh, an Omni drone. I think that’s a first [Music] summer squash. Ooh. Unless an I pet a total of six kitties a day. Okay. None of you can say that. [Music] Including the women. [Music] Oh, dope. [Music] Come over here, fam. What are these? I’m sorry. They’re like Mexican jumping beans with fleas. [Music] Forgot we already had the hole. All right. Got him. Oh, good. [Music] We already got the hole. All right. Come on. [Laughter] [Music] Nothing down there. [Music] Think this is full. No, [Music] such a sprite. Interesting. [Music] Well, we’re at an impass, fam. I mean, [Music] Oh, that’s [ __ ] I was doing so good right there, dude. I got to say, uh, speaking of again, without spoiling it, cuz it’s it’s still in the back of my mind right now, I got to say, haven’t had a a TV show or movie that’s done that in a while, right? But the new Superman movie, this is a feel-good movie. I I got to say that. does feel good. She would like everything going on in the world. This is actually a nice feelood movie. [Music] Oh, [Music] hello. [Music] Bro, I had you stun locked. Come on. This guy went right through me. He’s like, “No, I don’t want to die.” All right. You know what? You don’t get to die. Oh, I’m going to die. All right, let’s go. Oh, here comes the ambush. Oh [ __ ] [Music] Hey, I was willing to let him live. [Music] Um, okay. [Music] I was willing to let him. Oh my god. What the hell? I live. Why? Oh my god. Yo, the fight is on right there. Holy [ __ ] I’m assuming this is another must kill all monsters. But the loot, fam. The loot. I knew you were going to blank me. You’re right. You’re right. I was going to go to the thing anyway. You you you’re right. All right. [Music] So, I mean, we got enough. Ooh. Ooh. [Music] It’s not worth It’s not So, it’s one damage on men, three damage on top. [Music] Oh, that’s Dude, we’re so close in money. We’d probably have that if we went to the bed. That I’m thinking that’s the best damage, right? 22 to 29. Dude, we would smash. Oh, I’m going to wait till tomorrow. I’m going to I’m going to wait. Ultimate sacrifice. I’m going to wait. [Music] A lot of people would probably just go ahead buy the little one. What the hell was that noise? I mean, we got time, right? As long as we get to bed by two, right? All right. So quality. Ah, all right. So we locked out there. [Music] I’ll do that tomorrow and then there’s that. All right. [Music] Ooh, new crafting recipe. Transmute bay. New crafting recipe. Glow stone ring. One pickaxe proficiency. Yo. Okay, I accept. Oh, combat. New crafting recipe. Warrior ring. Fine hel. Here goes the money. Here we go. Yes. Yeah, we’re getting that we’re getting that nice sword [Music] and and we’ll get it before we’ll get it before summer and we’ll have 500 left over. [Music] Wait, hold on. I’m selling these. That’s right. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don’t sell that. I’m going to go to the blacksmith. So, we’ve got the frozen. So, I’ll do these and then great games. Enjoy. Thank you, Maya Sim. How are you? Um, give me five of these. One of these. Oh, these are going to be done in time, aren’t they? [Music] No, that’s some that’s some good energy and health. [Music] actually sp wrong one. Wrong one. [Music] Okay. So, [Music] Oh, that’s what it’s for. Okay. So, you need five from each season. That’s gold. Okay. [Music] And then you you know me, I work on animal [ __ ] after corn. Okay. So, corn’s by seasonal that goes in fall and summer. Okay. [Music] Well, I’m just going to wait then until I’ll just wait until uh I’ll wait till summer, right? It’s only in a couple days, right? Hey, Subam, how are you? I’m doing okay. [Music] A while, right? [Music] Got to get my boy some water. Actually, also didn’t p him. There you go. As you can tell, my aim is incredible. [Music] 9 to four. All right, let’s go to there first. Then we’ll go to the mine and then we’ll come out and buy the sword before the day is over. That That’s my plan. [Music] Making my way downtown. Picking your trash. Do you do you [Music] [Music] listen? I was there two seconds early. Okay. [Music] copper. No clue. Gunther can tell you. Gunther can tell you. I’m assuming Gunther can tell me. Okay, got it. Ghost crystal, desperite, and cyanite. Great. You have any monsters on your farm? Uh, yes. You come out at night and play, unfortunately. But I chose this biome, so you know, I I like combat probably more so than other people. [Music] I mean, at least we got some copper, I guess. Wait, hold on. A woman. You dig it in the dirt, you can find some interesting things. One time, I found a really old piece of pottery. I brought it back to Gunther and he said it was over a thousand years old. Amazing. You You notice how every single one of these types of games I’m like, “Oh, a love interest. I I pursue that [ __ ] last.” You know, you’re like 80 years old, you got a ton of money, your farm’s complete. All right, time to find love. Why do you say that was a dumbass choice? Ma’am, where am I going? Not even I know. I I like PvP. Okay. Oh, well, I guess in a way it’s PvP. Let’s talk to our friend over here. [Music] Bro says the same [ __ ] every day. Well, almost every day. First place. Wait, I’m a dumbass. I mean, why not, you know? woman. Ooh, some amethyst. [Music] Don’t touch me. Stop. Not in my no square. All right, hold on. Resources. Damn it. All right, I’m going to have to fight these guys. Oh [ __ ] All right, going to have to play smart. [Music] What am I doing? Finger saw him is up here. Come on. [Music] [Music] He He pooped on me there at the end and we’re running for it. [Music] Kill one and another one comes. All right, come on. Oh, come on. [Music] All right, checking now. Come on. Really? [Music] Darn also bullies me. Send help. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Well, every day, every night, I cry myself to sleep. [Music] Too bad you can’t hit him. [Music] God, I can’t wait to start like Hold on. Let’s do Let’s do the math. Let’s do the math. That was like a seven. Yeah, no, seven. Okay, that’s about 30 damage so far. I’m going to be one to twoshotting them. I’m so happy. All right, let’s see if we kill this if it’ll spawn a thing. Otherwise, come on. Yeah, cuz 14 15. Yeah. No, we’ll be one to two. Hey, see, look at that. [Laughter] [Music] Oh, here she goes. Here she goes. Man, do you realize how backlogged I am now? I really am. I’m going to be honest with you. Plus, you know, isn’t this your game? You wanted You were like, “Oh, you should really do Stard Village.” [Music] I’m like, “Sure.” And listen, I was only able to watch Superman cuz, you know, it’s Frankenstein PC. So, let’s be real. [Music] I really wanted to go to the movie theater and watch it. I I’mma be real. That shit’s too expensive. Like, yeah, you can go to the mat in before someone says that, but that’s Listen, okay, you go to the mat for like I think it’s like $8.25 here. Okay, so one, I’m sure there were a lot of people. too. Um, you want some popcorn, right? Which, let’s be honest, movie theater popcorn is pretty awesome, but at least if done correctly. Like, of course you’re going to want something to drink. You’re going to want like a popcorn. That shit’s expensive as hell. No, I can sit in my comfort of my house, watch the bootleg version. You going to destroy that other rock or no? Okay. [Music] And you might want to heal. [Music] Oh, I mean it’s 10:00 anyway. I need to go get my sword. Bloody bats, man. Bloody bats. I can make popcorn from the comfort of my home. And of the Templars, right? I wonder how slow that’s going to be [Music] cuz that’s negative speed. That’s a two-hander. I know that that has weight. I mean, clearly this is the best in game, right? So, we’ll just we’ll deal with it. [Music] I don’t think this is as much. If we trash this, I think is it 180? No, cuz it says times 12. So, no. No, we’re we’re good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But no, like, okay, first and foremost, I can pause the movie. And actually, bootleg versions are actually getting really good. I’m going to be honest with you. But I can pause the movie, go to the bathroom, unlike movie theaters. You can get a more than one bag of popcorn, right? Two, you can get more than one drink. It doesn’t cost you a thing. Like, I’m just saying. And And it’s not as bad as like back in the day when you when you did bootleg. What the hell is this? I’ll wait for daylight. I don’t know what the hell that is. It looks weird. So, actually, aren’t I able to go over here? Hold on. Uh, yeah, cuz you can highlight over this. Oh, that’s right. I put it in the museum, right? Okay. So, you can’t highlight over junk. All right, whatever. Oh, I don’t know where I found that, but all right. Also, what do I do with the other sword? I think I can sell it to him, right? Hold on. Let’s see. That’s almost as fast. Okay, good. I wish you could just sell the trash, but I guess I’ll just put it there for when I eventually sell it, right? Um, oh, it’s 12:30. Never mind. Look, kitty. Look at my sword. I’m I’m trying to go to bed, but you know. There we go. Bee House, Speed Grow, Farmer’s Lunch. One watering, one hoe. So proud to have a hoe. So, yeah. No, 1,200 gold right there. That wasn’t too bad. And now we’ll be moving like exponentially faster, right? [Music] [Applause] Parents are somewhat annoyed today. A that’s a first actually. Man, one time I got water [ __ ] right? Did I not? I swear. No, I did. Oh my god, I’m a [ __ ] All right, continue. Welcome. smart. Oh, it’s just weeds. It looked like some alien looking thing. I’m serious. like a face hugger was going to jump out and be like let’s let’s go to my boy’s house. I prefer coal rain. Okay. Oh, I see that there’s food. You know what? Nope. Watch a #being knives. Anything over here? I would wait till 2 p.m., but no. I’ll just stop in there and sell the other sword like, you know. No, I’m I I keep doing it. I don’t know why I keep doing it. All right, let’s see how fast we’re clearing now. Let’s go. That does no damage to the ghost. It knocks the [ __ ] out of him, but it does no damage. Okay, never mind. [Music] Oh god, it’s beautiful. [Music] [Music] What? Come on. [Music] I like how the game says now that you’ve got a, you know, sword that does some damage, right? We’re we’re going to make you, you know, wait to get no do [ __ ] [Music] I think with your luck not being very good, you better off fishing. But that’s just my thought. Yeah, but wouldn’t luck affect fishing, too? [Music] I mean, part of me just wants to get to the bottom of the cave, right? To, you know, to get that one mission done, right? [Music] Pick it up. There you go. [Music] God, it’s so nice the damn it. Ah, no. No. [Music] [Music] [Music] I like the spatter. [Music] Yo, there’s some mad luck. Holy [ __ ] All right, let’s get this over with. [Music] [Music] Oh my god, two shot bats. Oh, thank you. [Music] [Music] [Music] That’s all right. That’s one of the reasons why I’m not like, “Oo, quick, let’s eat.” No, I’m good. [Music] [Music] [Music] Nothing down here, right? Also, how many levels are there? Cuz we’re going on 60. [Music] [Music] 110. Oh, okay. Uh, I’m assuming monsters get tougher and I still like [Music] I probably have to, you know, I don’t know, do something to get more store inventory or can I actually upgrade? [Music] That’s That’s crazy. 110 levels of this. Oh, 120. Oh my god. [Music] All right. Luck on this is horrible. [Music] The game’s like you’re killing monsters too quick. [Music] Now watch the bat drop. Hey S, how are you? [Music] Oh my god, this is horrible. [Music] And it’s wild because we’re on the last two, right, before we get to 60. Call myself a new player, but I got 130 hour. Oh, wow. Yeah, you’re you’re quite the veteran. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] This cave system is uh gh ultra Oh, okay. Well, you need to calm down then. [Music] [Music] Watch me have to go all the way around. Oh my god. If I have to go all the way around and we’ve like passed the hole, I’m going to flip out. I’m literally going to flip up. [Music] Don’t ask about my back pain. Oh, trust me. I I feel that. Really? There’s more than enough room to get through there. [Music] All right. All right, quick thorn. We should run. No, we don’t have a chance this time. All right. All right. All right. All [Music] right. Swear to God. Ah. They said it couldn’t be done. Wait, hold on. [Music] Okay. So, so not like Coral Island. All right. Continue, [ __ ] [Music] I mean, it’s not that great, but anyway. Um, read this. [Music] Well, no, especially with my sword now being like, you know, god tier. Also, by the way, you can hit tab to switch hog bar. Yeah. [Music] Um, I want to sell this one and this one. [Music] I don’t think I like. Does he buy the loot for more than the box? That’s my question. [Music] [Music] Yeah, I still haven’t found the other three. So, I guess I’ll work on upgrading the other ship. All right. [Music] We’ve got tundra boots if I’m not mistaken. So, [Music] uh, I learned that like 80 hours ago. I mean, I haven’t really needed to tab much. Not really. That’s about the size. I know I’m going to miss my berries. Miss my berries. I miss my berries. Yeah. Stay up there. Don’t come near me. Oh, where’s the iron? There it is. We’re not making more furnaces. Well, cuz we’re not fame rolling that much yet. All right. actually like once I start really rolling into the shed I might. [Music] Uh, new recipe bait. [Music] Yep. Okay, you’re right. Same 40g for that one, though. Mining. Look at that. So, the bars sold technically the most because of how minimal effort and it’s [ __ ] you’re doing while you’re going through the mine. Right. So, if I’m not mistaken, we needed 2,000 for the next upgrade, right? which actually would be the perfect time, [Music] right? [Music] So, how much money do I Yeah, we got 3,000 5k. Oh, 5k. God damn it. Yeah, but where does fishing get it? Can I sell those? Oh, that’s it’s probably the adventure thing, but I don’t know. Uh, let’s do Oh, [Music] [Music] there we go. [Music] I figured since most of that stayed, it’ll save energy on summer. I don’t know. I guess we could do fishing today. Give it give it a go cuz I’ve been doing a lot of mining. So, I know what Thorn was saying here. Um, I guess I can go check the spring onions, too. [Music] Which I remember down south, right? [Music] Plus, I’ll have him break those open. [Music] I need a soda. Damn it. [Music] Fine. Keep going left. Yeah. I want you to get down here. Turn my nose. Madness. [Applause] I learned something new right there. Three piece 300 pieces of wood. So, no more selling wood. All right. Keep going. and I’m assuming down right to play Stardew Valley. Yeah, it’s a pretty chill experience. Oh, here you go. Madness. Let me in. I guess I can try right here, right? Like this is an okay spot, right? [Music] Hey, Ch. [Music] A river jelly. What the hell is that? Yeah. Oh, I’m saving that. [Music] [Music] Ooh. Ooh. All right. [Music] Broken glasses. Okay. Or some junk. [Music] Hey Ashie, how are you? [Music] One fish. [Music] You know what? Actually, I’m going to I’m going to reig on what I said earlier. So, I said no stream tomorrow. I might. It’ll just be earlier in the day. Well, that bounced. Oh, no. I think we screwed this one up. [Music] Yo. Oh my god. The mouse sucks for this. Oh my god, that’s a perfect way to let get away. All right. All right. All right. I hate you so much. [Music] [Music] [Music] [ __ ] glasses again. [Music] almost clinched because of that. Almost [Music] I mean, oh, I messed up by a split second cuz I was reading your thing. I mean, so in in regards to him counting your money, like why why don’t you like put it in a bank account or something? [Music] That close. [Music] Oh, come on. Oh, I was trying to multi pass the chest and the fish [Music] because if you don’t like the the chest lion will regress to is Is there a way to make fishing easier? [Music] There is an auto fish mod. Yeah, but that just takes all the like if you have a mod for you that just takes it all away, right? Like you just Hey, just auto fish. That’s no fun. Oh, that. Okay. So, I mean, I I feel you on that. I I kind of worry about stuff like that myself. Well, See, for me, mine’s mine’s a little bit more right. Like mine’s mine’s the same circumstance as you, but Oh my god, this is horrible. Real life fishing is easier. I’m just saying it. [Music] But then like I I don’t want people to be like, “Oh, you went and got a $6, you know, pizza. You have money now.” Yeah. No, I know that feeling. Look at $6. Was I not supposed to eat today? I was a hair shy on that one. No, I there no point in clicking that. I know it’s too late. I was itching my face. Yeah, that’s true. Especially for her birthday. Oh my god, this fish is all over, bro. This bastard’s going to get away. Oh my god, bro. I don’t like fishing. I don’t like it. I swear to God. What? Watch. We’ll make like 200 bucks. I’m going back to mining. Oh, yeah. No, we lost by default. We lost. We lost right here. We lost No. Yeah. No. It’s the mouse, man. Like clicking. So, you tap, right? And then you like have to keep tapping to keep it level, but then if the fish drops, you have to not tap. And then it’s it is kind of annoying. Oh no. Yeah. We ain’t getting that chest. Um, so I lied to him and said my cousin gave me Door Dash gift card for my birthday and he shut up. Yeah, but you say you shouldn’t have to do that. The thing is is if someone’s up your ass that much, right? And it’s it’s your money and it’s your it’s not like he’s a spouse, man. You’re not You’re not married. Well, this one was an easy one. Oh, all right. It’s 11. I will say it’s a little hard to see at night on that coloring right there. What’s down here? Turn around. [ __ ] We didn’t put anything in the thing. skipping that. Yeah, I’m going to have to make another box if he would. Oh, what? I meant to right click. God damn it. [Music] I I don’t know, man. I don’t know about fishing. If you have maybe the mod, right? Sure. Right. Like, but that just it takes the fun out of it, right? Like I still made one/3 from one iron. Um yeah. No, that is not a money way. That’s not a money order. At least in my opinion. Again, if you had the mod or I don’t know, maybe I’m just bad at fishing. [Music] Summer’s here. Oh, it is. It is summer. Look at the whole slew of new crops to plant. Take the hops for example. The vines take a while to grow, but once they mature, they can be harvested every day. Good luck. [Music] The spirits are very displeased. They will do their best to make your life difficult. And weather is clear and sunny elder. [Applause] [Music] You can make fish bite faster. I want something that makes them easier to catch. [Music] sprinkler. But I know Thorne said sprinklers suck. So [Music] I thought there was a way to make bait. Oh, there it is. Yeah, bite faster. No, [Music] wait. I Oh, you son of a [ __ ] I’m mad. I’m literally mad. [Music] I hoed. Whatever. [Music] I mean, oh well. Wish I could cover that up, but oh well. Here, plant it. I’m kidding. [Music] Is that the only place of fiber that we really have? I can pickaxes. Okay, hold on. Oh my god. Thank you. Look at all the pretty butterflies. [Music] All right, so we need to start planting some trees, obviously. Um, spring spring [Music] or summer. Uh, melon, summer, parsnip, spring, potatoes, spring, spring seeds. That’s obvious. So, I don’t think we have anything else, right? There are just a bunch of flies. There’s my summer squash. Pix seeds. Oh god, I have more. We need to We need to like merge those. [Music] All right. One, two, three, four. I’m here. [Music] [Music] [Music] I can’t see that. [Music] Am I seriously going to have to hear some lies all summer? Hold on. No, I thought I planted this for check. [Music] There’s nothing else here, right? No. Okay. [Music] Let him crack this open today. [Music] Oh. [Music] I have one star fruit. [Music] in regards to trees, right? I don’t think we have to water trees. I don’t think I can remove that. Yeah. No. You realize how tilted I am right now with these flies, right? Is there a corpse on my land? like seriously. [Music] They’re just annoying. Like, I’m not even kidding. Why? Why are there flies on my farm? Just obvious reason, right here, just to make you happy. Okay, we’ll shop we’ll shop at this place. Okay, so we got melons. We’ll do two tomato, two blueberry, two pepper. Um, wheat is fairly cheap, so we’ll do four wheat. [Music] Radish, we’ll do two. So flowers, I’m assuming you give those to people. So no, I’m good. Sunfire. Oh, I’ll do too. [Music] I really should start taking money and like investing in the fruit trees, right? I really should. [Music] Well, I’m not worried about that right this second. [Music] What the [ __ ] What just happened? Garbage hat. Can I [Music] wear it? Yes. Squam. I’m fashionable now. [Music] [Music] Let me see this. Um, so that upgrades the trash can we’re putting in, right? Like the the trash can at our building the box. Or am I thinking of something different? Like copper axe. I guess we could upgrade that. It’s fairly cheap. Yeah. No, the flies are super annoying. I I got to agree. [Music] [Music] something to give gunther. Sir, [Music] [Music] another thing to give Gunther free things. I hate you so much. [Music] Gunther takes all my money. He’s an extortionist. Let’s be real. Ah, well, I never use that. Just wait until you pass out. Why? Why you got to wish that on me, fam? [Music] All right, so we’re good there. So, I’ve got a drum block. Plays a drum sound when you walk past. Won’t this be fun? And a picture. [Music] Bro, get the hell off the bridge. [Music] Evil laughs. Listen, isn’t he that guy that I hate and he hates me? Like he’s just so rude. [Music] I I I guess. [Music] Let’s go put that in our house. Everyone hates you. Wow. Wow. Thor. Wow. Wow. Wow. [Music] I didn’t know you could tap on it. [Music] Wait, do I need Minecraft or anything? I don’t know. Ancient drum. Oh, that’s right. I already put it in the thing. Wait, no, no, no. Copper, copper, copper. Sunflower shoes. Okay. Oh, that’s right. I hit tab. A [ __ ] [Music] Don’t you just love these flies? [Music] I know, right? And this is God. Hey, hold on. I got to get my cat water. Wait, [Music] no. I need a scythe. Actually, it doesn’t matter. Yeah. No, it doesn’t matter. Making my way downtown. I got a trash can lead for ham. Spicy fruit. How’s my homeless buddy doing? Heron wading gracefully through the morning mist. Such are the treasures of a quiet life. I like you. This is why I like him. Oo, they have a Flies are [ __ ] super annoying. I’m going to be honest with you. Yeah, I know. God damn flies, man. Holy [ __ ] [Music] Are you gonna mod them out? I mean, I might cuz holy [ __ ] I mean, clearly my other PC gets here Wednesday, so I’ll probably like there’s no point in like doing it, right? But yeah, no, those are [Music] Ah, yes. Today I forgot the spirits don’t like me. [Music] I love your videos. Thank you, Nola. Very much appreciated. How are you? [Music] Wait. Come on. [Music] What are the odds? [Music] Nothing down there. [Music] There’s nothing up there. Okay, look. We can be friends. See, I can leave now. Bye. [Music] All of you die. [Music] This leapy guy, man. That’s it. They chose this. Okay. I have no option but to kill them. Okay. [Music] If they left me alone, I’d leave them alone. But, you know, [Music] we have no choice but to fight to the death. [Music] [Music] I think he came at me. Look, look, look. He’s He’s just waiting, right? If I tell him to go away, [Music] he’s like hovering, right? And like I’d like to get up there, right? I’m trying to Yeah. Hey, look. Violence in the streets. [Music] Wait, is that seriously already? Wow. All right, I got to leave. Holy [ __ ] time went quick. Yeah. I mean, that ran to the store, but damn, I didn’t think time passed that quick. Oh no, I’m being ganked in my own home. No. Okay. So, I’m a trash can. This is silly. Hold on. Someone messaged me. Apparently, someone approached my mom. Pulls up in a truck with a flat with a face flashlight hat. like, okay, apparently turned it on and was facing her since like 2:00 in the morning. Anyway, the [ __ ] people, it’s weird. Oh god, I’m up. God, why? Can we have a good day today? The spirits are in a good mood. [Music] It’s going to be beautiful sunny day. [Music] Hey Kitty, how are you? [Music] Get everything done before the flies come. [Music] Which I don’t understand the fly thing. I don’t know. I know. [Music] Now, I want you all to know that I could have installed a sprinkler, but Thorne told me sprinklers are garbage in this game. Oh, Thor is wrong. Let her know. [Music] Okay, so Kitty agrees. Sprink sprinklers are trash. You’re good. So, I need $5,000 farming. I’m going do my farming round again cuz we were making about $2,000 a day doing that. Fishing ain’t it, man. Fishing. Fishing just fishing just ain’t it. I’m just going to say [Music] you’ll see him in my homeless dude. He not out. Okay. Or he not in? Oh, there he is. Have you come to Bro, you need to stop being so defensive. I come to see you every day. At this point, you’d be like, “Hey, how you doing, pal buddy? Would you like to split a can of beans or some [ __ ] I don’t know. Hold on. Is there a thing for him? Like my brother in Christ. I’m serious. What’s he going to take to warm his [ __ ] Grinch heart? I’m serious. I love you. [Music] fruit. Okay. Three hearts. Okay. [Music] All right. So, 40. Get ready to fight. Oh. Oh, bro. Yes. No. Listen. A sunfish frenzy has begun in the cinder snap forest. The hell is a sunfish? I mean, I know what it is, but [Music] Thor scroll three. [Music] Oh, okay. All right. Bye. Lot of iron today, boy. Oh boy. I’m happy with that. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] H. Okay, lucky on that one. [Music] Hope I’m not boring anybody, but quite essentially this is Stardy Valley, so you know really [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Oh, not unreal. All right. [Music] [Music] going have to start making other foods at this point. [Music] I’m going to go kill him. It’s good. [Music] Damn. I was hoping they would give me a way out. No. [Music] [Music] took that long. Damn. I mean, if y’all would leave me alone, I’d actually let you live. But, you know, we tried that multiple times. [Music] Hey, what did I tell you? [Music] [Music] [Music] Omni geode. [Music] [Music] I’m just burning through my food at this point. [Music] [Music] Ooh. Ooh. Hold on. So, wait. If I carry this, monsters have a small chance to double the loot. [Music] I’m assuming if I carry it, which I mean, monster loot isn’t as valuable as mining, but it is secondary. [Music] I try reading it. Hold on. Am I doing something wrong? Like I right click it and I left click it. Um, [Music] like unless there’s another like button to like press cuz if I do Well, that’s moving, right? Oh, I know. I’m probably an idiot. Hold on. [Music] Okay, that’s me. Okay. [Music] Running out low on food. We got the cave carrot, but and I really don’t want to eat the star, right? [Music] Fantastic. Ooh, new one. Yeah, I know. I’m exhausted right now apparently. [Music] But can you blame me though? All the fat loot. [Music] Wait, what the hell are you? No. What the hell are you? Yo, you’re new. Land Rod, bro. Are you serious about this [ __ ] I mean, I know it’s slow as hell, but still. Why is it only now dropping things that I could have used? And that’s a hell of an upgrade compared to what I had. [Music] You got new ideas to sleep on. Yay. [Music] All right. I think this will be Yeah, I know it’s 11. So, just going to check up here real quick. Oh, what are you worse? A forest sword. [Music] Hey, look. We got the 50 wood. And now we’ve got a forest sword. I’m so livid right now. Hold on. I actually have time to go sell that [ __ ] Hold on. [Music] A lead pipe or a sword. That’s some good money right there. All right. I might make enough to get the 5,000. Wait, I’m wrong way. Wrong way. That way we can uh upgrade the pickaxe tomorrow, right? We’ll take some time off from mining. We’ll work on like harvesting wood cuz you need 300 pieces for that one thing, right? No, leave me alone. Like, we’re really getting the iron, I’ll tell you that. Oh, there’s fireflies. Nice. Yes, I’ll put that. There was an earthquake during the night. I’m sorry. What? Uh, transfer gems to a pair of pairs. Ooh. Oh, I have to choose one. Oh [ __ ] Uh minor. I made that make sense. Damn. That’s That’s still good. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Wow. Uh, damn. We don’t have enough. [Music] All right. So, what the hell do you mean we had an earthquake, dude? [Music] Well, that’s a rerun. [Music] Beautiful sunny day. So, the baths are open. What the hell are baths? Spirits are mildly perturbed today. Luck will not be on your side. Uh, technically wasn’t yesterday. Well, it was, but it wasn’t. [Music] I lost my lucky purple shorts. Okay. All right. Just Just for you, Thor. Okay. I do it just for you. Here, we’ll do this. Uh, this, this, this. What do I need for another furnace? 20 copper, 25 stone. Look at this. I have the gauntlet of infinity stones, right? So, 25. Just grab both. [Music] [Music] [Music] I do need copper, don’t I? Watch the rerun. All right, give me a second. Three, four, five. Wait. Oops. [Music] Wait. Is things Are things water? No. No, they’re not. Okay. It was It was just graphics, bro. I’m literally tapping like, “What do you mean the baths are open? I finally go take a bath and stop being a homeless man. [Music] It’s been so long since I’ve taken a bath. You know, [Music] you get energy. So like Coral Island. [Music] Okay, so holy [ __ ] Bronze. All right. Or copper. Oh, I hate you so much. You know what? I’m leaving mine. I have [ __ ] to do. So, are the baths on our real estate or are they somewhere else? [Music] Cuz you know, the game doesn’t tell you this [ __ ] [Music] [Music] And you’ll have to go back and watch the video just to get for the little rerun thing. above robins. Watch all I’ve already messed it. [Music] Okay. Oh, speaking of which, Lizard’s Tower. Isn’t there a purpose for his ass? [Music] Hi, kid. That’s amazing. You love bugs. That’s just It’s great. Person in the in the thing. [Music] Hi. I’m here to waste money. I mean, make money. [Music] Wow. Five stones. I I stand corrected. Not wasting money. Throwing it away. One. Oh, no. I’m sorry. [Music] And I can’t wait to give this away. [Music] Why not? Actually, I’m missing scrolls one. Hold on. [Music] Oh, yeah. [Music] Okay, child. I’m missing three people. I don’t know who the [ __ ] these people are. No, Thor. We’re not going to buy anything. Shane’s hard at work. Yeah, you’re that guy that, you know, don’t like me. Hi. [Music] I was saying if there was people there. [Music] Do you think I’ll ever turn pro? You’re destined to be a sports legend. Maybe if you practice a lot. No, you’ll most likely fail and become a salesman. Oh, [Music] you know what? Why not? I’ll get I’ll give him some hope. [Music] You’re cooler than I thought. I don’t know, Grandpa. Have you? Oh, you want me to speak up? Okay. The mayor put me in charge of the town’s public garden working on flower beder’s [Music] wife Robinson [Music] pick that I guess clothes don’t I hate you listen I cut my finger open. Is anybody here? God damn it. Nobody really. Nobody gets hurt in this town. Hi. Do you have anything you need for the farm? Uh, no. I don’t think she was one of them. Yeah. No. Oh, we we ran into we ran into one even though I didn’t even talk to him. All right. Whatever. [Music] Maybe maybe they’ll be in the bar. Well, this place is beautiful. [Music] Anybody? No. You talk to her? Oh, I thought I needed to talk. Well, no. Okay. I thought it was fairy, you know, since he is on the bottom. Okay, good. Okay, I already talked to grandma. [Music] [Music] No, no, I’m kidding. [Music] [Music] Heat. Hey. Hey. Hey. Very windy here. I know no one’s in there. That’s for the spirits. [Music] I I person quick. No. Quicker. No. Before they go to the room. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. [Music] I’m I want this basement. I thought it was outside. Anyway, give someone a gift. [Music] I’m just giving the first person. [Music] Oh, it’s Why not? Oh, that was easy. Oh, this is noon. So, I’m assuming the springs are somewhere up there or something. Bye. I’m assuming I should probably start cleaning up, you know. town. I don’t know, guys. What gender am I? We have a wait room. Hold on. Can you use it? Wait. No. [ __ ] Okay. You’re too weak to lift it. So, do I just do I just ah [Music] Oh, if you if you don’t move. Yeah, I got to I got to Oh, no. No. Hold on. [Music] I mean, like, I’m supposed to know this. That’s the way bathroom there, Mickey. God, you move so slow. All right, I’m now clean. Oh, can’t do that. So, is there a purpose to cleaning up the town? Just just kind of curious. [Music] Oh, okay. Well, I get some resources slash Going to chop this tree now. When the train comes, if you go there, sometimes they drop stuff. There like a time or is a random. Damn. Welcome destroying the world. I hear the saying, “Some people just want to see the world burn. Just want to see the world. We needed wood. So need like 300 pieces. Wow, a lot of monsters out tonight. Uh, we’ll save the mix. Oh, there’s two kinds of mix. Uh, swordon. Oh, flowers and then mix seeds. Okay, save the geode. Let’s all do Normally I would have killed them, but you know. Yeah, we didn’t make nothing that day. I mean, we went and did some exploration and [ __ ] I mean, we had an earthquake, [Music] living off the land. Here’s a rundown of fish you can find in summer. Dorado found in the forest. River rainbow trout found in the forest. Fish found in the ocean. Octopus found in the ocean. Catch them while you can. [Music] Parrots are very displeased. [Music] [Applause] [Music] cuz we really don’t have I mean we’ve got the spring onion, right? Is there any like replacement for summer? [Music] [Music] what I should do this. Sprinklers suck so much and the developer knows this. I’m assuming. Then why doesn’t he like do something about it? Or is that just intended? I know I can’t do nothing. Okay. [Music] Oh, the starting ones. Okay. [Music] Speaking of which, oh my god, he’s at two hearts. Wow, my cat is slower to warm up to me than than the homeless guy. My what? All right, whatever. So, we’re almost Oh, no. That was where we had to select that. I feel like maybe we should work to get second notches on the other [ __ ] The farming though, I mean, unless I plant a lot more crops, right? Um, [Music] foraging’s picking [ __ ] right? Oh, no. Use Okay, you can use your axe, too. Okay, so you know what? yellow. Let’s do that. I I’ll use a little bit of energy for this [ __ ] That was one of the main reasons I planted this [ __ ] Oh my god, it’s the flies again. [Music] I mean, we have enough lumber actually. Hold on. Might go do it. Uh, now the bridge. I think it was here, right? I think if I’m not moving. God, those flies are so annoying. [Music] Yeah, maybe I’ll upgrade my axe. It would be nice to chop down things easier cuz our electric or uh energy kind of is just shot right now. [Music] [Music] I got a curious about something. No. [Applause] So you just you just come here to lure this [ __ ] [ __ ] All right, I’m mad. Good thing I didn’t give him the rainbow shell. Yeah, but you don’t you don’t like give these to anybody or anything? [Applause] Just making a watch. [Music] Ohoy. [Music] I That’s the good stuff right there. The fish go crazy for it. Just make sure to wash your hands good after diaping them in the in those juices. The aroma has been known to linger for up to seven weeks, lad. [Music] So, have you been catching a lot of fish? Not really. No, it’s too difficult. Yes, it’s a difficult sport, especially for a beginner. Have you tried training road? I sell them right here at a very low price. You should try training rod. Do you get a little more experience? [Music] What’s wrong? I Well, business has been tough lately. It all started about the same time the old community center failed to ruin. You see, the fish just don’t sell like they used to. I’ve been working double time to make ends meet. You and me both, brother. Holy [ __ ] [Music] No time for me on projects. The things peaked up hiding around here. I I might have time to show you something. Yep. He’s back there. An old friend that’s seen better days. Someday you’ll see what I mean. Not really. I don’t understand anything you’re just saying. Anyway, fish smoke 10,000 Jesus sturgeon bait bamboo training. It’s a lot easier to use than other rods, but can only catch basic fish. Fiberglass can use in the water to catch fish. Large fish tank, small fish tank, hanging fish, fisher double bed. So, fiberglass has the hook thing. I’m assuming probably that’s the best one, right? I’m assuming plus one to fishing. It’s not bad energy. So, I’m assuming I’d have to like buy a bunch of [ __ ] [Applause] or something from him, right? I’m I’m assuming [Music] There’s a wild flower in this area if you know where to look. Have you met me? [Music] Seriously, have you met me? [Music] Uh, you can, but it best to sell them. Okay. So, they’re not used for the tree thing or anything. Yeah. Okay. Oh, wait. No, hold on. Oh, we got that one. Apparently that’s crafts fish tank. Ah. Oh, I’m assuming I have to go to the building. Or do I need all five? Yeah, I better not sell that. [Music] So good to sell these. So don’t sell oyster, muscle or clam. Okay. Oyster, muscle, clam. Actually flower you can give to people, right? All right. So I still got time, right? I forgot about that. No, I don’t I don’t know if I’d mega [Music] actually. No, I would I wouldn’t. I I just remembered. Okay. So, in terms of I need to make more iron or uh copper bars. I’ll have to do it tomorrow. I do the axe. Wait, no, wrong one. What’s that? Oh, another screw it. Hello. Getting [ __ ] from that. Unless you’re just not meant to. Can’t cut that down. I think it was like that. Yeah. No, I I know. I figured just cutting down like this [ __ ] in this area. [Music] So since I cut down those sniper. You know what? We’ll do one right here. One right there. Bloody [ __ ] flies. That’s one. Two. [Music] All I have to say. We’re going to make very bare minimum today, but I did some [ __ ] I’m sorry. I’m [ __ ] bad is out during the day on a farm. I’m not even mad. I’m not even mad. Right. [Music] So, there’s enough to upgrade our thing, right? But then copper trash can, I’m sure, is more, right? Listen, I might as well takes forever. [Music] Come on. [Music] Thanks. That’s That’s more money. [Music] Do we even need quartz or anything? I don’t think we need quartz or anything. Dope has I think I was just saving these just to be a hoarder in case we did need them. Oh, you do for building. Okay, speaking of which, a [ __ ] Frozen tier. That would be nice. So, I’ve already sold two solar essences. RIP. Oh, well. I wish you could catch like fireflies or some [ __ ] That’d be kind of cool. Oh, the quartz, not the other. Okay. Okay, I’ll just sell them. Oh, I thought I had coal. [Music] What’s that? This is why I’m like, “Yo, let’s go. Come on. Fight me, fam.” I’m assuming that’s the cat. Fight me, fam. Fight me. Okay, so my cat’s in here. And he’s making the thing. Ah, you’re funny. So, what what the hell was making that? Oh, greenhorn earn 15,000g. Oh, yeah. It was 300. That’s not too bad. [Music] Hey, we got 6,000. Let’s go. Uh, mildly perturbed. Oh my god, I hate you so much. [Music] You know what? I’m done with you. I’m done. [Music] Fire’s a scythe. All right. Gotcha. [Music] Hey, wait. Wait. [Music] Um, one of the most widely cultivated grains makes a great flower for breads and cakes. Yeah, let me get right on that. You know, we don’t [ __ ] cook in this place. You got a witch. Uh, [Music] no. [Music] What the hell is this? [Music] charcoal. No, cuz we’re we’re good on charcoal. We don’t need that [ __ ] So, how can I make food, [Music] right? Cuz this says goes for breads and cakes. Or is that just a descriptor? And then hey, we need to hold on to [Music] might sell the three weight. [Music] I needed the mill for weight. I know. But then what? I’m so confused. Yellow. [Music] You need to wait for community center if I’m not saying hate you. Yeah, but can you not make your own food? [Music] I missed these three backer. Bro, where are you aiming? Bro, where are you aiming? [Music] Again, I don’t know where you’re aiming, but I got [Music] Yeah, but you have to upgrade your house. Oh, okay. Then it’s not worth for now. Um, okay. I’m assuming it’s [Music] summer. No. No. fish tank. I ain’t even going to look, let’s be honest. So, no, the weight’s not even needed again. Craft. No, you know, I’ll look. But that’s a chit you like loot, right? Um Oh [ __ ] I missed too. It’s an animal bundle. Okay, hold on. [Music] Where Where where do you see a wheat and animal bundle? Ma’am, you said animal. Well, while you look that up, I’m going to go into town. [Music] I should do the axe, but I’m going to do I’m going to do the pick axe again. [Music] Yes, I got poop. This ain’t no chocolate cake. This is poop. Let’s be honest. [Music] It even looks like it. Okay. [Music] It should be ready in a couple days. How How long? I know. I was hoping you would tell me. You want a cake? Would it do it faster? I’ll give you a cake if you give it to me now. [Music] I know where to go. Kid. Kid. I’m going to sell you some drugs. Come here. Okay, that’s what I was figuring. But I don’t know you. Do you want to know me? Listen, I’ve got candy. I’m done. I’m shutting up. Oh [ __ ] Oh, wait. Hold on. [Music] What? You know what? I ain’t even talking to you anymore. I’m done with it. [Music] Hi, Alex. How are you? I am puzzled, Elliot. I’m puzzled. on how bad the communication is with you people. Okay, so no sea shells. That’s disappointing. Just saying. Because I can, [ __ ] Hey, did I stutter the first time? I do not believe I spotted. Uh, I think it was. No, I have a I have all three, actually. Oh, let’s go. Let’s [ __ ] go. All right. Uh, community center, right? Otter. Yeah. But is that something like? I can’t grab that, can I? [Music] Well, that’s fish tank. [Music] Ooh, a Mercedes. See like these I don’t know how to get like cave care. I do pin tar oak resin maple syrup. [Music] Boiler room. All aboard the I hate Thorn. All aboard. Oh Jesus. All aboard. I mean, this is easy. I’m not up to gold yet, but yeah, this is easy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Come down here and fight me, punk. What’s he doing? Oh, okay. So, because I did that, it said bridge repair, right? Oh, it’s overall. Okay, never mind. [Music] I mean, I know where this is. I have them, but I haven’t seen any of these. I haven’t seen any of this [ __ ] And then this is easy, right? I mean, well, the hardwood I need to upgrade my axe, right? Um, and then fall will be coming up soon. So, so all I have is exotic winter, which we already have a crystal fruit. I have several of them. And then winter root. I think I have one of those, too. So, I actually have both of these. So, I’m missing snow, yam, and crocus. [Music] Otherwise, exotic seems to be the hardest one to do. [Music] [Music] [Music] ann your ear again. It’s It’s This is like start or uh Coral Island 2.0 basically without the mermaid swimming [ __ ] I’m going to be real with you. Uh yeah. No. I’m done with you. Sell this. Oh, the [ __ ] you are. No, you’re you’re coming with me. Well, that’s what I’m saying. Like, Coral Island got that mermaid [ __ ] which I’m not all for. I’m not I’m not boring. Like, it’s just I don’t even know if they fix that [ __ ] yet. And I don’t even care. That’s how little I care. I swear we had some seaweed. Oh, okay. Where’s my hoe? [Music] I’m just going to plant all 30 of these. I don’t give a [ __ ] [Music] What? [Music] I don’t have my pickaxe for So anyway, I hear something spawning around. Huh? Actually, [Music] I hear it again. I’m down here. I’m going to find you and I’m going to kill you. Yeah, he knew to stop making that sound. Now you have energy to water them all. Yeah. Why don’t you come out and face me? Okay. I know you’re in here. Uhoh. Got to leave. Bye. And I didn’t want to waste the grass cuz, you know, I’m not going to fight a bat and all that. Now, if you want to come up here, come on. All right. So now that we have to the boiler think 10 bat looted another bomb. I still don’t get this. I have a menum. So, I’m assuming the fishing mod will make this [ __ ] easier, right? or does it just do it automatically? That’s [ __ ] And you’re not. I don’t know. I I’ll have to do look into the the fishing mod and then the fly [ __ ] cuz holy [ __ ] I’m being trolled by the game right now. I swear to God. I mean, I’ll tag it. And I got eight soda. No, I had a brim car. Oh, no. To chub. Where did my foot? Oh, there. So, I got three pieces of weight, right? Yeah. So that’s not too bad. So wheat was 10 gold. So I made almost triple my money back. But yeah. No. Well, actually we did make the piece of hay, but I think that comes with it. So um lol. Yeah. No. Get the hell out of there. Doggy newspaper. All right. So, just start deleting him. Just literally start deleting it. [Music] Egg pipes are playing. experience in good humor today. Great. Oh my god, I keep doing it. Good humor would be rain during the summer. That’s it. I’m going back to bed. Screw this [ __ ] I’m out. No, I’m kidding. All right, so that’s it for now. For all of you who have enjoyed Stardew Valley on YouTube, please remember to like, share, and subscribe. Especially if you want more. leave a comment. All right. Very le uh for those of you who also are wondering about choices romance club returning. Um yeah, I know my thoughts on that are in another video coming out probably within the next day or two. So look for that. Anyway, love your beautiful faces. Catch you all later. [Music]
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