Minecraft, but I’m hecking Tiny

Minecraft, but I’m hecking Tiny

Uh, wow. I’m a small boy. Maybe I could try being Minecraft like this, you know? Oh my goodness. Okay, here we are. Tiny little seagull sausage. I am so small. I can’t get over this. This is This is great. The giant particle trail behind me is just absolutely It’s adorable. It’s actually adorable. All right, let’s get to work. Let’s chop some freaking trees. Crafting table. Bam. Bam. Come with me, crafting table. You’re my friend. Okay, let’s um climb up this. Come here, piece of tree. You’re mine. You’re mine. Yeah. Oh, I fell down the other side. Frick. All righty, we got some more tree. Pigs, I’m coming for you. Come here. Give me your bacon. Just a tiny little guy attacking these pigs just doesn’t get old. That’s actually so good. I love how small I am. I love being a little guy like this. Hey, cowsies. How are you today? Thank you for your service. Hey cow, see this dirt trail? It was just so fun. I love this. Playing Minecraft like this is just great. Oh man, there’s so many bacons over here. Epic sauce. Oh no, it lived. Okay, that wasn’t very humane. Sorry, pig. Oh, there goes my axe. I’m so sorry. I have to punch you now. Oh, dude. I absolutely destroyed that guy. That was crazy. Okay, there we go. Look at all that pork. Oh, that’s gorgeous. It’s gorgeous. Look at this giant item right next to me. Oh, dudes. I just want to see what this looks like. Okay, there’s iron down here. Oh my gosh, dude. This is so This is a challenge. Ready, guys? I’m going to parkour. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay, that’s a big drop. I cannot afford that. We just want to afford the iron. Dude, that was crazy. Okay, get some of this. It’s so hard to bridge, dude. I love only being one block tall. I can just mine so easily. Stone pickaxe is so slow. Dang. It sure would be a shame if I just fell right there and died from fall damage after all of my epic start. But hey, did you know that the cringey plushy is still available, but only for a tiny little tiny little bit of time left? And makeshift gave me a bit of a discount code. Cheeky little discount code right here. So, make sure you use that if you want to get a 10% off on your plushy. Or don’t use it if you if you want to give me more money, I guess. Once this campaign’s over, this plushy will never be available again. So, make sure you make sure it’s available in your house by buying it now. All right, back to breaking my ankles on a piece of tough. Frick. Frick. My big biscuit. I don’t even know if I’m going to be able to survive. Like if I get a water bucket, how good I’m going to be at using that when I’m so small. Golly goodness. Goodness. Goodness. Gracious shouldness. I’m so small and it’s going to be the end of me. I could just get squished and then poof, I’m dead. Splittity splat. I’m a pancake. Oh yeah, that is what I call epicness. Let’s um mine that. Let’s collect that. Yep. And let’s just safely make our way out of this mine. into the place where we will not die. I’m a professional meshel. I’m afinal at everything. I remember this. I’m getting out of here. I’m never ever Trevor coming back. I thought this would be easier than what it is, guys. This is actually so hard. Swim me swim me swim me swim. Hey man, can you even see me? Okay, I’m just going to hold up my shield. Take that, you imbeciles. You can’t even reach me, man. Oh, yes. Make me a house with your arrows. Thanks for the shelter, bro. Ah, such lovely house. You guys are so nice to me. I love being tiny, dude. This is great. I’ve got a tent. The villagers are so kind that they made me a tent. How nice. Can I walk upstairs? Yes, I can. Let’s get that crossbow. Yes. Very good. Got some food. Might as well get some XP. Let’s just watch me throw this up. How big it’s going to be compared to me. Wait, look at this, guys. I’m going to shoot this arrow. Oh, that was a massive arrow. Oh yeah. Oh no. Oh no. Oh wait. That’s just like a normal size zombie to me. Hey guys. Hey man. Oh, that’s so cute. This dude’s still persisting on trying to end my life, but he can’t. All right, here we go. Boat of Justice. Look at this. I’m just this tiny guy in a big boat. Yeah, let’s go. This is epic. Epic adventures. Okay, there was a shipwreck over this way. I remember the danger isn’t really isn’t really mobs as much. I mean, yeah, mobs can still do damage. That’s true. The danger is myself. I am a danger to myself. Oh, yeah. Oh, hecking yeah, bro. When I’m in the boat in first person, I can’t see anything. This is the craziest boat ride you’ve ever seen. Oh, there’s a pyramid over there. Okay, that is good. That is great news. I just need to not get blown up because I’m so tiny. Oh my gosh, I’m so small on my bed. That’s so adorable. Look at me. I’m so tiny. I jump on the bed. Wee. So fun. Okay, horsey. Which one of you looks like a fast horse? You. You look cool. Hey, come on. We’re going to be friends. Yeah, this is a fast horse. This is going to be the fastest horse of them all. Oh yeah. Okay, now let’s make a saddle. Okay, horsey. Oh yeah. Look at us go. Look at this. I’m on a horse. I’m so small. Ow. Sorry. I’m a tiny man on a giant horse with even giant ambitions. Oh, there’s a blacksmith here. Okay, horse. Don’t go anywhere. Hey, bro. How you going up there? You’re so big. You’re just like looking at me. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m tiny, but I’m still more superior than you.” Ooh, horse. I’m going to leave you in this village for a moment while I just check out this pyramid. Okay, horse. I found better armor for you. That’s so lucky. What the heck, horse? I got armor for you, bro. Oh, yeah. Look at you. You look fantabulous. Looks like it is time to have a bit of a tiny little man sleep. Lovely sleep in my giant bed. So comfy. Wait, can I go under the bed? Oh my gosh, I actually can. Bro, we’re going to name that horse Pancake and we will go back to Pancake and beat the game with Pancake and it’s going to be the best pancake in the world. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh, I can get a full set. We’re going to go to the Nether next. I reckon that’s the next step is Nether. It is time to brave the heat and go into the world of unknown and probably die trying. It’ll be worth it, guys. Pancake, I’m going to make a Nether portal. It’s going to be epic. This is going to be really weird doing it in um tiny mode. All right, let’s just um and All right. Sick. Sick as a bick. Make a bit of a portal. Okay. How do I do this, dudes? I always forget how to do this. Need some blocks. This is really trippy being tiny. Is it like here? Like this? I extremely failed. Oh my gosh. Okay, I didn’t completely fail though. Oh my gosh, that was bad. Okay, cool. We made it. We did it. We succeeded. Flint, please. Oh my, I am drowning. Water is just so big. Everything is just so massive. I just want flinty. [Music] Okay, there we go. And let us make a flinty and a steel. Oh, actually, let’s let’s get some what the cool kids say, drip. Is that what the cool kids say these days? Look at this. Oh, yeah. Look at this. I’m a little guy. That actually looks so cute. Oh my gosh, I look adorable. Buy my plushy. All right, are we ready, librarian? Are you ready? Are you ready for me to go to the Nether? No, you’re not. You’re just You’re just leaving. Okay, fine. I see how it is. All right. Bam. Okay, horse. Are you ready? We’re going to go together, dude. We are going in together. No freaking way, dude. This is the second time this has happened to me in a challenge. I spawned in a fortress next to a freaking warped forest. That’s crazy. That’s insane. What? Ah, I feel I feel like my horse is going to die. You know what? I’m going to take my horse back this way. I don’t want the horse to die. All right, here we go. We just need to sneak our way around and look for dudes. I’m just going to make this here just to be safe. I hear blazes this way. Let’s make a tiny tunnel. Hey, man. Oh, freak. Oh my. Okay, that’s dangerous. That’s dangerous. Ah, freak. Okay, that’s actually really bad. That sucks. Oh my. Okay. All right. All right. All right. We’re going good. Yes. Okay. I just need to get down there and not die. That’s what I need. I’m just going to send I’m going to jump and I’m going to mine into that wall. No freaking way I survived that. That’s insane, bro. It’s because I trimmed my armor that I’m being this good. to make a tiny little way up here. Yep. I hear so many blazes. Hey man, frick. Trying to put out the Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Appell die. I’m actually doing this so amazingly. I’m just on fire. Why you use a pig as a shield? That’s so unethical. All right, that was epic. That was actually insane. Insane. Insane gameplay of Justice. Hey man, just want to end your life. Oh yeah. No way. I got a skull. I am a scary little ghost. I am here to haunt you. Oo. Oh my. No. No. Hecking no. Hey guys. Flick. Flick. Chick flick. We’re so close. We’ve come so far. Dudes freaking the What was that? No wonder they call it into fire because I’m literally into the fire every day. Oh my gosh. I’m nearly dead. I am so close to dying. That was like one heart left. Freak. Oh, got a couple more guys. Oh. Oh, flip. Ow. Ow. Oh my gosh. These guys do so much damage. [Music] 10 rods. I’m settling at that. Now I just need to get hecking ender boys to become my best friends. Just going to take a little bit of a break and go to the overworld for a moment and enjoy some peace from Minecraft. Dude, I hide under my bed. I hide under my bed cuz I feel safe here. I am bed, guys. POV, you’re a bed. Just leave that there. Stand on top of it. Just throw some things away. or rather throw them away. I can just put them in the rather than throw them away. I can just put them in um the blacksmith chest is what I was going to say before I was rudely almost killed. I fully got baptized in that lava. I was fully immersed. What a relaxing experience. So therapeutic. Oh my gosh. I hate bridging so much as a tiny little guy. Where are the little Endermen? Or the big enderman? It would be nice if they were my size. They wouldn’t be as hecking scary. Enderman, are you ready to die? I mean, what are you ready to donate your life? Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, the ender pearl nearly fell off, bro. Okay, I’m short, you’re tall. Let’s make a deal. You jump in this boat and no one gets hurt except for you. Nice. This is going good. That is so loud in my ears. Pan. That spells plan. And the plan is to make a pan to get out of this pace. Oh my gosh. You kidding me? There’s an army of mobs guarding my portal. I should have thought about this. I should have made a protective protection. Hey guy, can you like Heck off. Oh, I just sent him to the overworld. No, maybe I can shoot him. Who knows? Will that even do anything? [Music] All right, guys. Shield up. Freak. Frick. Frick. Frick. Run. Iron golem. Police. I’m being attacked. Oh, he’s gone. Oh, he’s stuck. Get destroyed. That’s right. That’s what I thought. That’s what I hecking freaking thought. See? See this? See this? See this? See this? This is what I think of you. This is what I think of you with a skeleton. Oh, he’s dead. I forgot. Why am I talking to a nothingness? All right, guys. Are we ready to send an eye? Oh, don’t push me off. You know what? It’s either you or me, buddy. You or me? Okay. Anyway. Oh my gosh, there was a giant in front of me. Okay, we’re going that way. All right, horse. Are you ready to go on an adventure? Where’s Pancake? Pancake. [Music] Pancake. [Music] Oh, there he is. All right, Pancake, are you ready? We’re going to go on an epic adventure together, bro. You and me. We’re going to go find the end portal and beat the dragon together. Hang on, bro. I just need um I just remembered I want to craft um just wanted to craft a bit of this. Yeah. Freak. I thought you were going to be right there. So I gasped and ready to ready to say an epic speech. Are you ready to go? It’s going to be so epic. This is going to be cool. Let’s flipping go. Pancake and I we have become brothers on this journey. So, off we go on a grand grand quest to free the end as horse and tiny seagull. Okay, here we go. Throwing another eye. Oh, wow. We’ve already passed it. Oh, okay. Back this way. We’re nearly there. All right, it’s going to be like right here. All righty. All right, horse. Come in this hole. We’re taking horse with us all the way down. Even though it means I have to mine four times as much, it is going to be worth it. All righty, horsey. Do you think we have arrived in the stronghold yet? I think that we have if I just look here. Wow. Oh my. Wow. Oh yeah. Okay. I found the stronghold. And my being small didn’t help me in any way, shape, or form. Okay. You know what, horse? Um, you just chill there for a moment while I go look for the portal. Hey man, I tacked you through the door. Look at this. I’m just like a tiny little guy like opening the door and then ha. Oh, I see the portal room. Yeah. Okay. Hey. Oh my gosh, that silver fish is massive. A break. Okay, sick. Oh, there’s a bad boy. Okay, big win. That is epic. Now, we just need to go get our horse here. So, how do we go about that? I guess I’ll just um make a little pathway on the roof. Hopefully, I remember where I came from. There we go. I remember coming this way. There’s literally rotten flesh from me. Yo. Dude, you legendary animal. You beast. Come this way, dude. Yeah, man. This is so good. Me and the horse. Yeah, let’s go. Let’s freaking go, dude. We made it. We hecking made it. You and me, horse. You and me are going to go destroy the dragon. I just realized I don’t have any freaking ammo. I’m really I’m going to need ammo to to fight this dragon. I cannot get away with doing this without ammo. I need to go back to the village and like trade up a bunch of arrows. This hurts. Ow. I see potential. I see opportunity. I see career. I see employment. Okay, there we go. And freaking two, three stacks of arrows. Four stacks of arrows. Okay, that is good. Let’s go and fight the hecking dragon now, guys. Bro, horse, you’re going to be you’re going to go there before me. Are you Are you okay with that? You okay with that, man? This is going to be so so good. We are going to do this. Let’s go to the freaking end and beat the dragon. I’m The fact that I’m walking on top of the eyes is kind of hilarious. Bam. There goes my horse. And here goes my life. Oh yeah. Okay, safe spawn. Let’s go. Just have to build a giant tunnel for the horse. Bro, don’t get in the way of my mining pl. The horse is sniffing me. We got to get our horse up to safety so we can slay that dragon with our pancake. Let’s go, dude. Okay, horse. Are you ready? Oh, yeah. Okay, let’s freaking go. It is time to destroy this dragon of justice. Or actually, dragon of evil. I just realized that I’m probably going to kill my horse in the process, but that’s okay. No, it’s not. Okay, come on. Get the crystals. Don’t get me, please. Okay, flip. Dude, I’m actually so dead if I get got. Come on. Go, go, go, go, go, go. I don’t know if this is going to kill me. Okay. All right. Sweet. Thank goodness. That would have been a very anticlimactic ending. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. We’re done. We’re done here. There’s water there. Yep. Okay. Sick. All right. Time to shoot that dragon. Oh my gosh. Help. I can’t jump. Okay, this dragon is done for. This bow is about to break. Yeah. Yes. That was my first time landing a shot. Oh, there goes my bow. Freick. All right. Crossbow time. Okay. My horse. How dare you do that to my horse? My horse is going to get revenge. I I I feed you. Okay. All right. Let’s go in this way. I can’t freaking reach. Okay. There we go. Come on. Come on. Oh, freak. I shot too early. Don’t you dare attack my horse. You know what, horse? It’s you and me. We’re going. We’re going to do this together. Come on, man. I freaking I can’t see anything. Okay. Sorry, horse. I’m not going to You’re just You can just You can get the participation award. All right. That’s what you get. Come on. The Ender Dragon’s life is just about over. It’s just a matter of time and patience and skills. Get out of here, dragon. Pancake and I have come to see that your life ends. So you are out of here. Killed by the smallest entity in this entire world. You got nothing on me, bro. I get your head and you will dead. That’s the rhyme. Get the head and it will dead. Die by the power of tiny little cringy gull. Oh dang. Okay, wait. I haven’t defeated you yet. I will in a minute. Just um give me a moment. Get out of here. I don’t miss any shots anymore. That’s the old me. Never mind. Okay, here’s another perch. Get in here. Okay, here we go. Yes. This is it. This is freaking it. Yeah, we did it. We beat the game and we’re tiny. Pancake, come here, bro. Look at this beautiful sight. Yeah, man. We freaking did it. You and me, bro. You and hecking me. Are you ready to go and see the credits? Pay Pancake, are you ready? I was born ready. Yes. Take me. I must see the end credits. Okay, Pancake, let’s go. Frick. Let’s go. Oh, yeah. Ah, why why didn’t it work? Pancake, I’m I think I have to leave you for a moment. We have done it. We beat the game as a tiny tiny little dude. Oh yeah. And I don’t know where Peanut’s gone. Frick. Peanut, where are you? Peanut. [Music]

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