From Baby to Golem MECHA in Minecraft

From Baby to Golem MECHA in Minecraft

I have become an iron golem, and my job is to protect this village. Well, it will be when I’m older. I’ll need to evolve and become the ultimate mecha golem in order to save all villager kind. Luckily, I have my twin brother to keep me company. Hello, brother. I’ve always wanted a brother, so this is this is great. Bros who suck binkies together stay together. We might be small right now, but we got big goals. We want to be like you, papa. I don’t actually know if that’s my dad. It’s our destiny to kill any kind of evil that comes in here. With us around, this is basically the safest place in all of Minecraft. Well, at least I thought it was. Oh, no. This a raid. Everyone get inside. This is not a drill. Not a drill. Bro, this is what we were made for. Let’s go take out those evil dudes. Protect our people and help our fellow soldiers. Uh, wait. Who the heck is that? Is that a player killing the golems? Oh, Dad. That is not good. Oh, bro. We got to get out of here. This is bad. This is bad. This is real bad. The golems, they’ve fallen. Where are we going? A a blacksmith. What is this place? Dude, you knew about a secret entrance, bro. All right. Well, I think we got to go down here. We will never be able to evolve into the ultimate iron golems if we get kidnapped here. Wo! What is this place, dude? I’ve never seen this before. This must be what our ancestors made. A secret tunnel to our salvation. That doesn’t look like salvation. That looks like a big creepy door. And I don’t know about you, but I am not tall enough for this. Just like roller coasters, we do not meet the high requirements. What are you supposed to do? M Oh, how’d you do that? You see that? My bro just turned into an iron block. You still got our face, though. Oh, wait. It looks like I can do that, too. It’s called Blockify. Wait, am I able to like stand on top of him? Yes, I am. Oh, that’s going to be cool. So, that’s how we get over the wall. How am I supposed to help you? Oh, I probably could have helped you up with this pressure plate, right? Yeah. Okay, that made the ladder spawn. Really convenient that I have a twin brother. If I didn’t, I don’t think we’d be able to get out of this alive. Wait, what are you doing up there, bro? You got an idea? Oh. Oh, I think I see what you’re doing. I am spitting up what you’re putting down. You get it? It’s like babies they throw. Okay. And then just another one of these. Let’s go, dude. We are kids so smart. Lots of big IQ brains up in here. And now we can escape this way. Uh wa. What is this place? Looks like a garden with all these pumpkins and and flowers and stuff. Oh, what’s this? Provide the greatest flower to each hopper. But we got to put our heads together. That sounds pretty tough. Except I like this one. This one’s blue, just like me. That’s insane, dude. I’m so weak. I’m such a baby. I can’t even break blocks. Can’t break blocks. Can’t craft. Can’t do nothing. Being a baby stinks, literally. Let me tell you, my diaper is not smelling like flowers right now. What the heck would be the best flower then? Oh, I think I get it. I need to stop thinking like crafty and start thinking like a golem. And if I’m not mistaken, a golem’s favorite flower is a poppy. Please work. Uh, hello. Hm. Not seeing anything yet. But it does say each hopper. And each, I think, means how the heck did you get up there? You know what mom said? No more golems jumping on the shelves. It’s like the oldest tail in village history. Okay, let’s get another one of these poppies. Throw them in here. And oh, I think that’s the last one. If this doesn’t work, I’m kind of lost. Yes, they worked. Bro, you kind of did a lot of nothing, but that’s okay. You figured out the other one. Uh, and I think I will leave figuring this one up to you. Have fun, dude. Oh, so it’s not a puzzle. It’s just uh get good. Okay. Ow. Ow. Oh, it hurt. Oh. Oh, the agony. The pain. It wasn’t that bad cuz I’m an iron golem. But he still hurts. I’m just a baby. Okay, we do this together. Three, two, one, jump. Ow. Ow. Okay. Gosh. Oh, it looks like I’m invincible as this iron block, though. That’s pretty cool. Hey, bro. Want to test it out for me? Want to step on one of those pressure plates? Oh, that’s so cool, man. All right, no more funny business. I have a genius strategy to get across. Got across and without a scratch on me. Eyebrow. Think it’s safe. Yeah, he’s a lot more careful than I am. Oh, cool. A lever. Hopefully that turns it off. Oh, I guess I could have done that to help him. Sorry, buddy. And yeah, now that opened the door. Let’s go. Freedom. Yeah. Um, wonderful weather we’re having, isn’t it? Uh, hey, look over there. I swear that’s the first time that didn’t work. Oh, where am I? Hello. I’ve been dropped in a cage. This isn’t fair, man. You can’t keep a baby in here. This is going to stump my growth. I’ll never grow to be as tall as the Brown James at this rate. This got to be a way out of here, man. Man, if I could jump super high, maybe I could get out of the ceiling. But oh, bro, you’re here, too. I don’t know if I should be happy about that or sad. But at least we’re in it together. Your head fits through the bars, though. That’s funny. Focus. This is no laughing matter. Hey, let me out of here. Yeah, I’m talking to you. You open this door right now, mister. I got some choice words for you. And the words are, “This is mean. Please let me go.” Haha. Hey, fell for it. Oh, this trick in the book. I’m out of here. You know what? I probably should. Okay, that makes sense. Oh, wait. You leave him alone. Ow. Ow. Okay, fine. He’s strong, but I’m a baby. I can’t even fight back if I want to. Okay, fine. You can put that away. Jeez, dude. What do you want from us? We’re just baby hour golems. What? What are these seeds? Really? Pumpkin seeds? Oh, you want us to plant? Fine. Whatever. Looks like child labor laws didn’t make it into Minecraft. Is this how mobs usually feel when people make like mob farms and stuff out of them? If so, I feel bad. I feel really bad for him. I got to make this right. This player is no nice guy. You can tell because he has sunglasses on. He’s walking over to these fence areas. Uh oh. And he’s pointing them. Oh, okay. Jeez. Oh, is this some kind of mine? Does he want us to mine for him? What are you supposed to do with this? Wait a second. This place doesn’t look really confined. Maybe we could get out of here like this. Okay, I’ll mine for you. This doesn’t work. We are both way too weak for this. I might be a child, but I do not yearn for the mines. Uh, sorry, dude. Ah, my arms and noodles. I promise I will be submarine. Is that what they call it? Something about Subway sandwiches and and listening to instructions. What? You want us to go inside? I guess it’s better than the cage we’re living in. Uh, you want us to go down this elevator? Uh, what’s the worst that can happen? Woah. I don’t think this is a movie theater basement. Bro, I think this might be a dungeon for like experiments and stuff. I think we might be the next experiment. Bro, I am not going in there. No matter what you say. Fine. Okay, I’m doing it. You’re very convincing. What? You going to run experiments on us or something? Do your worst. Uh, except not really. I’m I’m scared. What is he thought? Is he doing He actually is doing experiments on us. What could you possibly learn from this? That iron golems are susceptible to your experiments. Are you so proud of yourself picking on little poor guys like us? You have no idea. When we get out of here and when we evolve, we’re going to set the world right and save our village. Yeah, that ought to tell him. You think he’s scared? This is not right, dude. We’re being put to work as little babies and then we’re getting experimented on. I don’t think my parents signed a waiver. Whatever. I’ll go back to my cage. He’s better than the work and the experiments and stuff like that. Look at that guy. A true kidnapper. No, not even a baby napper. The worst kind of napper. I’m the good kind of napper. That’s cuz I just take naps. So, I guess I am a baby napper, but just in not the bad way. All right. Well, guess it’s time to go to bed. I just had the worst nightmare about being kidnapped. Oh, dang it. Well, bro, we’re in this together and I have a plan. That mine were in before, I think it opens up to the overworld. And so if we just get let out for the day, we should be able to sneak by them and the two of us are scot-free. And then we’ll finally be able to become the ultimate iron golems. Oh, Mr. Evil Captor, I’m ready to be led out of my cage for the day. There he is. Looks as bad and evil as always. Wait, someone just came in the door. Is that an evoker? What the heck would he be doing here? Oh, that’s got to be nothing good. He It looks like he just traded him a totem of undying. I didn’t know players and illers work together, man. Why are you shaking her head at me? What? Am I not good enough for you? No, don’t open his door. That’s my brother. No, take me instead, please. He’s pure. He didn’t do anything wrong. No, bro. This will not be the end. I will save you if it’s the last thing I do. This is the most heartbreaking thing that’s ever happened to me. My brother, he’s gone. My village destroyed me in captivity. If I wasn’t such a good guy, this would definitely be the start of my villain arc. But I have resolve. And I resolve to resolve this. And I think this blockify is going to be my only escape before he gets here. If I change into this block, he won’t even know I’m here, hopefully. Yep. No, nothing to see here. Just an iron block he left in the corner. Yeah, it looks like it’s working. He got no idea where I am. He thinks I escaped, which is genius because I haven’t yet. Is the coast clear? All right, sneak past the pumpkins. And I’m not seeing him. All right, go to the mines now. I yearn for the mines. All right, does this mine lead anywhere? Oh, that’s a pretty far jump. Oh, but he’s behind me. We got no time. Let’s go. Yeah, look at him stand up there. I’m out of here. And now it’s time to go find my brother and hopefully evolve in the process. I’m still such a little baby. No powers, no strength. Still can’t break blocks. Gosh, we got to start upgrading soon. This cave doesn’t feel too baby safe, but I can sniff some fresh air. Oh yes, finally true freedom, brother. Wherever you are, don’t forget me. Oh, and it looks like I finally evolved it. Wait, why do I look like that? I’m so blocky. I Oh, and I have such a happiness to walk. Most importantly, I now have three hearts, a little bit of armor, and yes, I can finally break blocks. Oh yeah, I’m going to become the best iron golem in no time flat. Dirt. Sweet. Sweet dirt. Luckily, I haven’t been losing hunger, which I guess is cuz I’m an iron golem. Never seen one of those guys eat. Well, now that I can break blocks, I might as well get some wood, get some tools, and make somewhere to call home. So, you know what that means? Birch house, here we come. And one of these. Yes. Go faster. Oh, yeah. It’s all coming together when these. Okay. And there you go. I like the way I hold the stone axe. It’s itch from my elbow. Doesn’t make sense. I don’t have fingers to an elbow will do. But what are you looking at? You think just cuz we’re the same height means you can pick on me? No. Gosh, people nowadays so rude. Think he could just b all in my face. Well, this looks like as good a spot as any. And some of these. And I misplaced it. And some of those. Oh yeah, I’m doing it. You know, it’s rude to walk into people’s houses without asking. The sheep are my worst enemies today. And some of these. And done. and we get a little tour of my Birch House. So, if you walk in, we have a spacious, beautiful 6Q ft living room. This is the bedroom. This is the bathroom. This is the kitchen. This is the window that I can barely see out of because I’m 2 ft tall. And that’s my neighbor Jerry. But it still feels like I’m missing something. Something to really make this an Iron Golem’s home. Something very important. And that’s a flower. But not those flowers. Those flowers are lame. I want the best flower ever. A Golem’s favorite flower. I need a poppy. Ow. Cow. Have you seen a puppy? Oh, there’s one. All this work for a poppy. Was it worth it? Probably not. But it’ll make my house feel more like home. The wa Why are there pillagers here? Those are the ones who took my bro. I’ll fight them. But I currently have a disc. This is all I have. And I don’t think my elbow axe is going to do it. I think we just we just wait for them to walk off and hopefully they didn’t mess up my house. Okay, they’re gone. Coast is clear. Wait, it’s not. Who is that guy? There’s a pillager plant on my house. No, he’s going to blow it all up. No, that was my house. I worked so hard on that. I spent like a whole 2 and 1/2 minutes and an iron golem yours. That’s like forever. Where did you go? I might not be able to find a whole raid of you, but I can’t take down one of you. Come at me. Wait a second. What’s this? Looks like he left something behind a surveillance cam. What the heck did I do with both? Wait, what am I looking at? Am I controlling like a camera? What’s happening here? Wait, that’s him. That’s bro. No, he looks scared. And who’s that guy in there? That’s the guy who took him. D, that’s awful, man. I got to find him, but I’m not strong enough yet. There’s got to be a way to get there and get him out of there, huh? Okay, well, that’s a good start. Looks like I evolved. And I’m looking a little bit buffer. And I also got this new item called Golem Strength. Apparently, I can carry five times my body weight. As if I already couldn’t. I’m carrying like 10 trees in my hand. Sheep, do you want to see how strong I am? Wo. Okay. Okay. So, I guess I can apparently hold mobs up to five times my size. That is nice. And I can throw them to explode, too. Don’t know how that’ll be helpful, but Jerry, that’s what you get for being a bad neighbor. But seriously, stop eating the grass. I’m going to call the HOA on you. Okay. Well, now that I’m getting a little bit stronger, and I know that my brother’s still out there, I think next up, we should follow where the pillagers went. And they went off this way. That’s the only clue I’ve got. So, that’s what we’re going for. Oh, wait a second. Is that a village? Wait, that’s my village. And my village is on fire. And I’m not used to how goofy I look yet. Come on. You got to subscribe for this face. This is the face of an angel. And these villagers in the player are bad news. hurting my people. Setting a place on fire. Not cool. Wait, is that cage? Oh, for those pillagers. Oh no. I think this might be the time to prove myself. I got this golem strength so I can have my first real fight. You shoot that guy. Don’t shoot me. Why you hitting yourself? All right, now throw him. Nice. Wait, that’s super strong. We’re just going to go on a little trip, buddy. I I’ll give you one chance. Say you’re sorry. All right, fine. Goodbye. Hey, buddy. Get down from there. It’s safe now. I promise. I’m an iron golem. I’m your protector. I feel like a fireman helping a cat from a tree. There you go. Perfect. Oh no. Sorry. I’m still learning this whole golem thing. I was an infant like uh 15 minutes ago. Guys, you look a little squished in there. Want to get out? All right, file on out, boys. Yes. Yes. No need to thank me. It is what I do. What’s this fire here for? One fire around a hole. No. Hey. Oh. Hey, buddy. You look very spiffy. Did they put you in a hole and pick on you cuz you have glasses? That’s not very nice of them. Do you have anything? For a piece of bread, he’ll give me a map. Not tell me what kind of map, but a piece of bread isn’t that bad, so I can go ahead and get that for him. I’d say a little bit of wheat for the hero of the villages. It’s uh probably not a bad deal. I believe in fair wages for iron golems. Now, please, your finest uh map ID number zero, whatever that means. Uh what is this? Wo! Wait, that looks like a house, but I don’t think it’s any normal house. Do you think this might be where my brother is? If so, the fact that he kept that to himself kind of messed up. And he ran off. Yeah, he’s deadly suspicious. Well, let’s check the camera again and see what’s going on. Yeah, he’s still in there. Look at my bro. He’s growing up just as fast as I am. I guess that makes sense. Oh no, the evoker’s getting in there with him now. He’s throwing potions on him. Why is he experimenting on my boy? This is cruel and unnecessary punishment. And I will not have it. I got to hurry, bro. I am on the way. All right, let’s follow the map. Uh um Bob, you know, I don’t know how to read a map. This way looks like a good way to go. I’ve been golf forever and I don’t think it’s the right way. As an hour golem, I really don’t want to go swimming. This is a dangerous man. I feel like I’m frogger jumping along the water. Oh, but look, it looks like we are going the right way and we should almost be there. Yeah, look. What is What is that? I have an awfully strange suspicion that this isn’t where my brother is. There’s a witch up there, but it doesn’t look like she’s looking at me. Which way will you look, witchy witch? Oh, wait. She can teleport around. Oh, no. I think she might have spotted me. Okay, I’m going to go this way. Sorry to bother you. I don’t want to solicit. Oh, well, she’s not chasing me anymore. I guess she just doesn’t want me to enter her place. Fair enough. But the map does lead here, so I’m sure there’s something important. Wait, what’s that? It looks like there’s something in the house. a big old bottle of uh something. Strawberry lemonade. The blood of my udamese. Uh, no, probably not that one. All right. Well, let’s see if we can get in there. Just got to sneak around. Stay in the bushes. And he can’t find us. Uh-oh. I’ve been spotted. Duh. That’s cheating. Wait, I forgot. I got golem strength. Come here. And you go that way. It’s okay. I’m not going to destroy your place. I’m not a pillager. But what I am going to do is take a look. Oh no, forgot about the hotel port thing. You go over there. What is this? I don’t know, but I want it and I might need it. Peppermint essential oil. I just almost got killed by a witch for some essential oil. You are kidding me, dude. But I do this. Can I drink it? No. No. Give to a loved one to cure ailments. I know. You guys are my loved ones. And not being subscribed is an ailment. So take this and Oh, make sure press that red button. Well, shoot. Dude, is there anything else on the Wait, do you see that on the map? No, not there. No, not there either. Okay, now you’re just messing with me, Derek. Yeah, there. I think that brown trail might be something. Uh, not what you think. Ew, that’s gross. I wonder if it’s some kind of clue. Oh, dude. Yeah, man. There’s fire and banners. The pillagers have been here. And where there’s pillagers, there’s my brother. So, we must be on the right track. Okay. Yeah, there they are. It’s okay. I’m all strong now. Not even scared of you. Have fun in the sky. You have fun. Uh, you know what? We’re just going to take you for a little bit of a walk and we’re going to talk to your friends. Oh, sorry. I didn’t mean to set you on fire, bud. Okay. I need you to tell me where my brother is. Don’t shoot your friend. That’s mean. Are you going to do it? Okay. If you’re not going to do it, then we have a problem. Hello. Is anyone else here? So, it looks like they’ve been camping out here, but this definitely isn’t where my brother is. That was like some big stone building. There’s a barrel here, though. Arrows, more arrows, and a woodland mansion map. No. Wait, do you guys think that’s where my brother is? I mean, he was taken by an evoker, and evokers are usually found at woodland mansions. So, yeah, that might be where we need to go, dude. You know what? We got no time to waste. Actually, I’m going to do a little bit of stocking up on supplies real quick. E runop chest. Oh my gosh, there was already an eye pickaxe. Brad, bread. Brails. Do Do I need these for anything? Is this just a waste of time that I’m getting these? Probably. But you can never be too prepared for an escape plan. Ah, spiders. Stop it. No, you go back to your family. Stay out of here, Spider-Man. Much better. Wo! What the heck is this? How have you ever seen this before? Wa! Wait, is this a Is this one of those those copper dud things? I mean, obviously it’s copper, but like I don’t know. I’m scared. I’m getting off track. Diamonds. Diamonds are what I’m looking for. Diamonds. Diamonds. Diamonds. Ah, yellow diamonds. Sorry. I’m coping. I know they’re not actually diamonds. Oh, wow. Purple diamonds. Yes, my favorite kind of diamonds. Red diamonds. You got to be kidding me. Walmart bread diamonds. Wow, this is great. Can you sense my sarcasm? Oh, finally. Real diamonds. Was it really that hard? I’m kind of on a time crunch. I got to save my brother. Uh, speaking of, let’s check up on him. Oh no. At this again. Wait, what’s happening this time? Their voker’s like spinning and jumping and stuff. Bro, what are you doing? Don’t listen to him. Are you telling me the experiments are working? They’re brainwashing my bro. I got to get there before it’s too late. Probably shouldn’t have stopped to get a diamond sword, but can you blame me? It looks cool. It gives me aura. That That’s what the kids say nowadays, right? I’m jetting out of this cave and going to the woodland mansion in uh 3 to five business months. I’ll see you later. I’m totally lost on this map. I wonder if it’s nearby, Crafty says jokingly because he already found it offcreen. All right, no more funny business. Out with a combination of golem strength and a diamond sword. There’s nothing that can stop me. I truly could not be any stronger. I just got stronger. Nice, dude. I just turned into a full iron golem. And look at my health and my armor. I am one beefy boy. And my head doesn’t connect to my You know what? Don’t question it. Well, unlike you guys, I am respectful and I will use the front door and not blow up your entire house. But I probably would if I had DNT. I think I could safely say this is the first time that pillagers have been raided by a golem. Oh, hello Patty. Goodbye. Yeah, an iron golem with a diamond sword. Kind of overpowered. And I am not complaining. cuz I’m going to need as much power if I can get if I want to evolve into the ultimate iron golem and save the world. Vindicators, I would say these guys aren’t messing around, but uh they don’t do so hot when you just give him upies. Just bang his head on the ceiling. Just a little bit of a concussion. I’m sure you’ll be fine. Spoiler alert, he was not fine. Oh, wait. I don’t even need a sword and I could hit mobs with super strength. This is honestly what my bases look like. I get tons of chests in a chest room to look cool and I don’t have anything in them. All right, let’s try out this attack again. So, I really can just launch them up with my melee attack and almost killed them in one hit, dude. Alise, I might not be here to save you. But I am a good guy after all. So, you guys get out of here. I got more important business to deal with though. Hello. Anyone in here? Oh, there’s a lever. Oh, what’s the worst that can happen? Oh, wo. You know what this is? Secret passage. Secret passage into the basement. Kind of scared. Wait, has this been an outpost the entire time? And I just haven’t looked hard enough. I mean, I guess every time I’ve gone to an outpost before, I just kind of get in and get out. But they got whole piles of gold. Do the secret dance. Only then will it open. Uh, what? Okay. Secret dance. Secret dance. Hey, this is pretty secret and silly. You like it? Is there Is there anyone on this door that’s going to open it for me? Please, I’m doing a secret dance. What else could you want from me, please? Oh, there are pressure plates right here. I totally just trolled myself. Enter Kihuahui. What the heck is a Kuwaiti? Enter Kui. Is that it? No. What the heck is a kooey? Essentially a waiting line. A waiting line? Why would pillagers have a waiting line in their mansion? That doesn’t make any sense. And why is there soul sand making me walk even slower? I don’t like this kui. Gosh, finally I made it. Let me in. Uh, hello. Is this some kind of reception office? Super cool secret laboratory. That’s where I want to be. That’s where they got my brother. Uh, you fell for it. And there’s lava down there. Actually, I literally didn’t fall for it. I think we’ll go. Not that way. So, let’s try the exit. I hope it’s not actually the exit, though. I see some water down here. This definitely looks similar to where my brother was. More iron everywhere. Dude, I swear there’s something funky going on here. They’re not just raiding villagers. I feel like they’re experimenting on iron golems and making an army or something or making coffee. It’s broken. Wow, that is so real. Not that I’ve ever had office coffee, but I I’ve seen it in the movies, guys. I think this might be it. This looks a lot like what I saw in the surveillance cameras. Oh, there’s the Evoker and a Nether portal. Why would he have that? I didn’t see that when I was looking on the surveillance camera. All right, no more sneaking around. I’m stronger than this guy. Hey, you get your behind out here. We’re going to have a talk. He’s running. Hey, you come back here. Only he knows where my brother’s at. Where’d you go? Come back here, coward. I’ll chase him. Okay, never mind. That’s a lot of running. Oh, there’s a book. The experiment was a success. The subject has been sent to the Nether. Whoa, whoa, whoa. No. Wait. Is the subject my brother? He’s in the Nether. He can’t make it out there. He’s not even as big as I am. We got to stop him and bring him back. It’s the only option. Hello. Not seeing him here yet. I’m seeing things that Iron Golem has never seen before. Hello, Mr. Tall Man. Could I potentially get directions? He just ran away from me. Ow. Hey. Hey, stop it. Stop it. No. Let’s have a chill pill, dude. Jeez. I am looking for my brother and I’m asking if you’ve seen him. You don’t got to be so angry with me. All right, take two. Okay, now you’re just being rude. Stop it. Stop. No. No. No. Gosh. Okay. Nether mobs not friendly. Do not give directions. Wa! What the heck is that? Is this supposed to be a strider? Why is he all icy? Dude, there’s something wrong here. I have a suspicion there’s something up with the Nether. The villagers did say something about how their experiment was going to be tested here. I think this might be bigger than just iron golems and villagers. Wait, do you guys hear that? Heck is that noise? Sounds like explosions. Whatever’s here in the Nether messing things up, I think we might be catching up to it. Oh, we got to be careful. Here’s a bastion. It does not look too good, though. Very messed up. Blocks are broken everywhere and there’s pork chops. Did someone come here and kill all the piglins? It’s like they raided the bastion or something. Oh, man. This is not good. They didn’t even take any of the gear. This is weird, man. All right. Well, let’s stay on the trail. Dude, here’s a fortress. And it’s messed up, too. There any blazes nearby? Uh, no. There are blaze rods, which is uh a little concerning cuz that means something came here, killed all the blazes, and didn’t even care about the drops. It’s like the pillagers have made some kind of machine, some killing machine. What could have possibly killed all these blazes and all these endermanmen? Usually on the opposite. If I could just get these without killing things, that would be so much better. So, I guess that’s at least convenient. It’s an iron golem. Wait, I know that back from anywhere. That’s my brother. Hey, bro. I told you I’d save you. Now we could go home together. Uh, why? Why do you look like that, bro? You got like a cage around your chest. Your eyes are red. You got a redstone torch. What’s up, buddy? What did they do to you? Hey, Earth to brother. Crafty speaking. Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don’t punch me, dude. What’s gotten into you? It’s me. Ow. It’s me, Crafty. Your brother. Hello. Got the same nose and everything. Ow. Okay. Stop. Stop. You need something. Uh, emeralds. You want those? You still love emeralds, right, dude? Ow. Okay. Okay. Um, pepper oil. This is supposed to be used on a loved one. There you go. Come back to me, brother. Ow. Okay, it didn’t work. No. Stop. Stop it. I hate to do this, but you need to take a time out. Sit down, dude. You stay over there. Stay over there. No. No. No. I threw him. I didn’t mean to. No. You were my brother. You were supposed to save the world from the pillagers, not join them. Oh. Oh, I’m actually so sad now. That That’s the worst. I can’t believe they turned my brother against me. They made him evil. I can’t let him do it to anyone else. No other iron golems. No other villagers. The pillager and players. Their evil stops today. Eva L1Xed. What? Evolution error. Five netherite required. I got a new ability called overcharge. Look who’s kind of like a redstone torch. So, bro, this is for you. Let’s see what it does. Uh, I don’t get it. It’s not working. Well, I guess we’ll figure that out later. Maybe has something to do with us needing netherite. Oh, wait. Oh. Oh, it looks like I can charge up and eventually Oh, I can run through things like instantly. Well, this overcharge ability is crazy. That should easily let me get the Netherite I need. Go. I’ll find another eye one day. Just give me like uh 40 of them and I should be there. That’s how many days I need. Oh, big shiny rocks. Where are you? Okay. Fireworks, too. Duh. Finally, dude. That is uh one one of them. Avenging your brainwashed brother seems like it’s going to take a lot more work than I thought it would be. Also need this gold for the Netherite, so I might as well get all that. Oh, there was another. Honestly, this is pretty satisfying. Crafty’s Netherite Farming Simulator. Crafty’s burning to a crisp simulator. I think I got all the ancient debris I need. So, we’ll just turn all these nuggets into nice old bars of cheese. And then wait for these bunkos to smelt up. Now, don’t worry. Take your time. It’s not like the world depends on it or anything. 1 2 3 4 five Netherite ingots. Wait, what happened? My Netherite’s gone. Oh, that’s why. Oh, look at me, dude. I am a Netherite Golem. Oh, I look so cool, man. Look at all my hearts, my armor. I’m indestructible. Oh, wait. If I’m Netherite, does that mean I’m not going to burn in lava? Yes, I don’t. I am. Uh, I don’t think quite the ultimate golem. I feel pretty strong, but something’s telling me I’m not quite ultimate enough yet. I still got to avenge my brother and take down that evoker and player. My job here in the Nether is done. God, look at this place. It sickens me. This is for my brother. Oh, I hope it’ll have to go back to the Nether, cuz now I cannot. This terrible laboratory. You’ll never make iron golems and put them into experiments ever again. And now you’re definitely never going to have coffee again. All of it. It all has to go. Like some kind of clearance sale. Oh yeah, I forgot about the staircase. This is where the evoker went. So maybe if I follow him, I can get back on his trail. Feels good be able to destroy these guys’ base, but uh destruction isn’t going to solve my problems. I don’t really have any leads on where they’re at. So, all I can think of is to go back to the player base. You know, the one where they kept us captive. And luckily, a golem’s like an elephant. I got a perfect memory. I know exactly where it is. It’s directly in front of me. This way. It’s not this way. That way. There it is. The cage that once tried to trap me. And I’m not going to be so nice this time. Ring ring. Is anyone here? Nah, I’m kidding. Who needs doors? I remember this cage like it was yesterday. But it wasn’t yesterday. It was like an hour ago. Hide. Let me in. Where’s he at? We’re going to tussle. Yo, Steve, way you too scared to come out and fight me now? See, this guy has a good coffee maker. I mean, had a good coffee maker. Coffee is only for nice people. Wait, is that a note on the ground? Question mark. Experiments complete. Prepare to make the ultimate dragon golem. No, I was right, dude. Then I just run experiments to try and take over the world with golems. Oh, I got to stop this. They’re going to the end, which means I’m going to the end, which is that way. And the eye got locked in the ceiling. kind of ruined my whole monologue there to the stronghold. Man, this place look kind of messed up, too. There’s destruction everywhere they go. And I’m too tall. Help. Help me. Also, what’s weird is there’s no mobs around. No zombies, no witches, no skeletons, no nothing. But there is an apple. At least you can always cat on that. That would explain why there’s no doctors around. Oh, the only mobs here are silverfish. Great. And yeah, it’s already complete. That means we’re not the first ones here. We got to go. We got no time at all. We got to get the heck in there. Oh, no. Wait, bro. Is that you? You’re alive. You’re missing an arm, man. You’re all cracked. I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to. Are you back to being my bro? He’s back. And he’s okay. Uh, kind of. This is for you, man. An Iron Golem’s favorite flower. That’s a show of our brotherhood. What do you say, man? One last fight together. All right, let’s do this. Show him who’s boss and save the world. Bro, we’ve made it. But, uh, bad news. Don’t see an ender dragon. So, I think they might have beat us to it. The peppermint oil might have worked on you. Don’t think it’s going to work on a dead dragon. Let’s go do this. Uh, that’s a really big iron golem base. Hey, you too. We’re getting revenge on you. You brainwashed my brother, but you’re not going to hurt anyone else. Oh. Oh, what’s happening? Oh, woo. We combined and we evolved. You got the right arm and I got the left arm. We are officially the ultimate iron golem together. Oh, yeah. You guys do not stand a chance. Redstone beam. Yeah, I think we could do that. Boom. Boom. Boom. Absolutely shredded. Oh, now you want a piece of this. You show us the right move. You showed us the right move, buddy. You will never hurt my village or any village for that matter ever again. See you later, sucker. Pro Steve defeated. And I definitely won’t be needing to make an ender dragon golem anytime soon. All right, bro. Let’s go back to our village. Duh. We’re back. The village is safe and our parents are safe. Are you so proud of us? We did it, bro. We became the ultimate iron golem and saved the world. Up till next time. See you next video. Fly.

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0:00 From Baby to Golem MECHA in Minecraft
1:30 Blockify
3:50 Freedom…or Not
5:50 Experiments
8:50 First Evolution
11:30 Golem Strength
14:10 Sus Witch
15:40 Pillager Camp
18:00 Full Iron Golem
20:50 No More Sneaking Around
22:50 Evil Brother
25:00 Netherite Golem
28:00 Ultimate Mecha Golem