Minecraft, But Crafts Are Random…

Minecraft, But Crafts Are Random…

Okay, we just got to make a crafting table. And wait, what? What is this? This is Minecraft, but crafts are completely random. And since everything is random, crafting even just a stick could give me a,000 whiplers. My only goal is to make it to the end and defeat the ender dragon, which normally isn’t a big deal, but when every single craft is random, it is. Literally, right now, I’m about to make these logs into sticks, but they could be anything. I could end up getting ender pearls, diamonds. I have no idea. and honey bottles from oak wood. How is this going to help me defeat the inner dragon? Because crafts are random, we need to just go for the simple crafts like these flowers because you can break flowers down into dye like stripped oak wood. Oh my god. And there’s more. A little orchid warped planks. Oh, and you know what? There’s also acacia trees here. So, we can also see what these craft into. I’m feeling like these are going to give us diamonds or at least iron ingots. something that gives us a tool or a weapon. Here we go. Here we go. I’m believing. Three, two, one. What am I supposed to do with this? Okay, but I am having a bit of a brain blast. I didn’t know this existed until the newest update. You can actually add the logs and you can make wood. So, we’re going to get another craft by using straight up logs, not the planks. And what is it going to give us? And no, the first good craft of the day. Look at this. Pigs. Beley, are you proud of me? I just I didn’t expect this to literally turn into a diamond axe. Like, this is how crazy this video is going to be. Oh, so I saw this pillager tower in the distance. The good thing about the pillager outpost is there’s always a chest at the top and there’s so many items that we can use for crafting. Okay, hold on. Hold on. All right, come here. I need help. I’m recruiting you. Golem, go and attack. Golem, go. Golem, do something. Are you stuck? Attack. Yes. Oh, golem. They’re over here. We’ve got the chest at the top of the outpost. And what do we get up here? Okay. Wait. Dark oak logs. We have enough logs. We can break down one of them. Normally, this would break down into planks, but now it’s going to break down into a desert temple. Is this like the whole temple? It’s literally the whole temple. Okay. And 3 2 1. Yeah, literally. It’s an entire desert temple, which is amazing because we can get the chest down at the bottom. Okay, now you know what would be really good. I realized we do need to find a craft that gives us pickaxe. Oh, and I realized something else. We don’t have a crafting table. I can only make 2 by two crabs. Okay, let’s loot this quick. Then we figure out how to get our crafting table. Oh, okay. Gunpowder, iron, apple, gold, string. No, bro. You know the drill. You see diamonds? Yeah, I like the video. This is just how the rules are playing in the book, baby. All right, we have fully looted this desert temple. Now, watch this. Now, let’s see what we have. Golden ingots break down into gold nuggets. But for us, they will break into a dark oak boat with a chest. We need a crafting table. Without the crafting table, we are limited to so many crafts. Okay, string. Four string gives us a a shipwreck loot chest. Wait, is this like full of loot? OMG. Okay, strings are the best craft we’ve ever found so far. Iron nuggets, dude. We have enough to make like almost a full set of iron if we had a crafting table. If we can’t make one, we just got to find one. Can we please find a village? Oh, okay. That is a ruined portal. Oh, and we see a village on the left. Oh, perfect. Let me just see what we can get from this chest. Uh, now I know that there’s a specific type of village house that has a crafting table. Okay, I see a melon farm. We have wheat that we can make into bread, which will give us a different craft. We got What do we got? No. What about this? That’s what we needed. Thank you, villagers. I love you. This literally unlocks everything for us. We can make all the armor cuz we have the 3×3 crafting table. Now, let’s start with gold boots. Uh, let’s not start with gold boots. What about a gold chest plate? Uh, bastion loot chest. Oo, I mean, the shipwreck loot chest gave us so much iron. This is going to be nuts, dude. This could have Okay, we want ender pearls, eyes of ender, bows, arrows. This is good. Mending diamond helmet, diamond sword. Dude, look at this upgrade. All right, what else? Before we leave the village, let’s get some sugarcane. I got a ton of melons from the village. I know there’s still more chests. Yeah, more diamonds. A full block of iron. If I was a craft that would give out eyes of ender or ender pearls, what would I be? Maybe I would be sugar. Oh, lapis lazul could be huge for some enchants. All right, what can we make with this? Well, we can make blue dye with lapis lazuli. Oh, no. We never mind. We can make a bow, which we definitely are going to need to break the ink crystals to kill the ender dragon. This is going so good. Oh, we can make a block, too. Oo. Okay, we need to get one more lapis from the sugarcane and eyes of ender. No, ender pearl, bro. Close enough. Close enough. Oh, this is huge. Sugarcane turns into lapis lazul. Lapis lock turns into ender. Oh, bro. It’s just It’s like a Pokemon evolution. But we still have to figure out what gives us blaze powder or blaze rods. I want to avoid going to the Nether at all costs if I can. Now, for all my single melons out there, what do we turn into? That’s not place powder, but that is really good. Diamond chest plate, dude. Okay, what about a block of melons? Dude, if you love melons, I want melon emojis in the comments. These guys are the homies. Melon melons are the best. We can now collect so many materials to try out so many crafts because we actually have a pickaxe. And last but not least, like you know how you can break down an iron ingot into, you know, iron nuggets, but what about breaking down a block of iron into iron ingots? Maybe it’ll be really good. 3 2 1 Where is it? Oh, this is incredible. This is Wait, no, wait, hold on. Maybe this is not Is there such thing as like a friendly warden? I don’t know. I We got to try it. I know if I didn’t try it, y’all would roast me in the comments. I’m not going to get roasted. Not today. No. Okay. Oh, please. Please. crafting table. Go, go, go. They immediately, immediately spawned in. I thought I was going to like hold them in my inventory, you know, and place them down. No, now we know that some of these crafts that are random can literally be deadly. Oh. Oh, bro, that poor village. What have I done? We are staying away. We will never craft an iron block for the rest of this video. We will stay very far away from that. But you know what we should be doing? We got to go into a mine. Cobblestone normally would be literally worthless, but because we don’t know what it’s going to craft into, we can make cobblestone into a button, stairs, slabs. It can literally be what we need, which is blaze powder, or the eyes of ender. We just don’t know. Uh, who’s that? I think I’m hearing a warden. Oh no. Oh no. The warden is really close. We got to go down. Mining down. I do not want to die. All right. Now, cobblestone recipes. Starting with slabs, we get Dude, I’m sick of seeing these waxed blocks, dude. Copper is the most useless block in Minecraft, and I will not be told otherwise. Slabs bad stairs. Give us the blaze powder. Golden boots. What else am I forgetting? Oh, what about a furnace? Oh, wow. I’m so thankful. Oh, but we can make the walls. I almost forgot about these. Could have forgotten. And you know what? I would have not noticed anything different. All right, cobblestone is a no-go. But you know what? There’s so many more blocks down here. Let’s go deeper, man. Let’s find some diamonds, some red stone, and see if they craft into our eyes of ender. Oh yeah. See, now this you see a cave. I see opportunity of any craft ever. Just like with the lapis lazul, there’s a lot of crafts of redstone. And we still haven’t found the eye of ender or the blaze pounder. Man, come on. Block of redstone will give us hopefully an eye of ender. Yeah, in stone bricks. But there’s a lot of other things you can make with redstone though. How about this? How about this? What about a compass? We have gold ingots. Wait, is this a clock or a comp? This is a clock. Compass is with ironing it. Clock gives us What is that? Well, I know that’s custom. What the heck is this? It’s like a modded loot chest. We have to find the craft that gives us the secret key that unlocks this chest, which literally could be anything in the game. Okay, let’s keep going. We got to keep going. Okay, let’s make a compass now. Okay, let’s not make a compass. Ooh. Oo, diamonds. Diamonds. Diamonds. Diamonds. Yes. Oh, please tell me diamonds give us a good crab. We’re missing one diamond to make a block. But we can make armor. Okay, diamond boots turn into fire charge. That’s so close to blaze powder. Like so close. We have to light a nether portal. We might need the fire charge cuz I don’t know how to make a flint and steel right now. Uh, okay. Helmet will give us stairs. What about diamond legs? That is a bannable offense. Okay, last but not least, we haven’t tried making a diamond chest plate. I have tried every craft to get our eyes of ender or our blaze powder so we could avoid going to the Nether, but I don’t think we can avoid going any longer. We have to just go to the Nether. I’m being forced. I can’t believe I’m going to have to literally waste diamonds on a fire charge so I can light this portal, man. Like, literally should be illegal. All right, just have to finish this bad boy up real quick. Fire charge was diamond boots. Yes. And to the Nether. Ah, I just wasted four diamonds. [Music] Dude, please work. Now, before we go in, check this out. Check this out. I saw it right down there. That gold block, which we haven’t broken down into a craft yet. Okay, this is going to be a little bit risky, biscy, but I need to do this for science. I need to be way more careful, man. I’m being way too risky these days. Imagine. Imagine if I lost the crappy table. Like, literally, we’d be reset an hour. Didn’t I just say, Preston, we should be more careful. Huh? And here I am not being careful. All right. Ow. This is sick and twisted, man. This is sick and twisted, y’all. You know, we’re really lucky that we got the ender pearl crafts early on, cuz if we didn’t, what would I do? Can I make that pearl? I got to I got to try. Yay. Oh, please land. Please land. Oh, I’m going oldfashioned. We haven’t found any of the crafts to give us the blaze powder this entire video. We just got to go old school. Hit the Nether Fortress up. Say what up to my boy the blazes. All right, in the meantime, what does glowstone give us? Glowstone, please give us something good. Is that real? Is that re? No way. Am I getting gas? Hold on. I just got the best craft I’ve gotten in the game so far. An enchanted golden apple from literally glowstone dust is disgusting. Oh, dude. I mean, the inner dragon is basically dead now. I literally get almost infinite notch apples from the glow stone. Ooh, quartz. Quartz. Quartz. Quartz. Quartz. Quartz. There’s so many things that you can make with quartz. Okay, four quarts. And we get iron nuggets. Well, have we tried turning iron nuggets into an iron ingot? Dude, this is kind of crazy. Well, you can make a lot with quartz. Okay, you can make diorite with quartz. I I didn’t know that. No idea. Cobblestone and quartz makes a diorite. What? No. No. Remember what happened last time? We made 10 wardens and immediately we were almost dead. I’m not grabbing that, bro. A thousand weathers would literally nuke me. What? I didn’t even I did not craft it. Hold on. Hold on. I didn’t even craft this. I didn’t craft it. How did they just spawn on the Rewind, Ref? Where’s the red flag? Rewind this video. I didn’t click. There was no click. Wait, no. My crafting table was blown up. I lose I lose everything. I kept all my stuff, but you know what? I think the best thing I had literally got blown up by the withers. It was the crafting table that was still on the ground. They were freaking bombing me. Maybe it’s still there. Oh, dude. It’s a literal war zone. Look at this. Where’s the crafting table? Where’s the crafting table? Oh, it’s still How is it still alive? Wait, we were meant to be, bro. This is my duo. I don’t know how it survived. I’m not going to ask. Sometimes in life, it’s just a blessing, you know? Take the compliment when you can give it. Wait, is that Oh, and we got the Nether Fortress. Okay, blessing in disguise. This is what we needed to get the blaze powder so we can finally make the eyes of ender and go to the end. Okay, where are the blazes? Where are you? Oh, hello there, Mr. Blaze. If you don’t drop a blaze rod, I will lose my mind. Hey, one of many, baby. One of many. Yeah. Oh, no. Wait, I just realized something. This is Minecraft, but crafts are completely random. What if the blaze rods don’t even break down into the magma powder that we need to make the eye of ender? Do we even Why Why do we What? What’s the point of even crafting this? Huh? The blaze rod isn’t going to turn into blaze powder. You know, the thing we need to get to the end. It’s going to be something totally different and most likely copper. I came this far. I’m going to craft it anyways. [Music] Wait, this looks like the key to the chest. Thank you for not being useless. All that time I thought I just wasted by coming here. no longer wasted. Please tell me that inside of this chest are eyes of ender or something that’s similar to blaze powder. Oh, look at it. Dude, it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful. This is a magical moment. All right. What do we think is going to be in here, folks? Because I have no idea. But if it’s just like blaze powder, eyes of ender, I’ll be okay with that. That’s like what I really need right now. 3 2 1 Oh. Oh my god. Fully enchanted netherite gear. Step aside, terrible armor. I’m done with you. We got totems of undying. Bro, we got so much stuff. I can’t even carry all of it. Oh, shulker box. This is what we needed. Let me make sure I didn’t leave anything else. Okay, protection for feather falling. Ooh, arrows. Now, as much as I love everything we just got from that chest, where are the eyes of Enders and the recipe? That’s all we need. We have everything to defeat the dragon except for the thing to get into the portal for the dragon. It’s going to be like the most simple item we’ll craft into the eye of ender or the blaze powder. I just have that feeling. That’s why I’m doing these basic crafts like a flower again. Okay. Mossy stone bricks. Oh, bread. Bread makes bed. Cornflour carpet. Oh, my favorite color. Orange. Wait, I haven’t tried these. Lilac copper. Copper has been my natural enemy this video, but I haven’t crafted the copper ingots into anything cuz we’ve been getting all the waxed copper blocks, which I don’t even think you can make into things. But I know you can make copper ingots into blocks. I’ll try it out. What will you give us? Huh? Come on, copper. Dude, I already have the warp planks. I have them. Oh, but you know what? Actually, this is the first time I think I’ve had four planks since we started the video. We didn’t try making a crafting table. Crafting table. Uh, okay. Wait, wait. We never tried making the wooden slabs out of the warp planks. They was in my inventory the entire time. I had three warp planks in my inventory the entire video. Like the I don’t even remember how I got them. I think I got them from a flower and I was like, “Yeah, they’re useless.” I can’t believe this whole time. It literally is just under my nose were the eye of enders. We could have avoided the Nether. It was one of the beginning flowers. I don’t I think it was this one. It was the blue orchid this whole time, man. I can’t believe it. 21 Eyes of Ender. All I needed was a flower. But finally, we could go to the stronghold and beat the inner dragon. Guys, don’t worry. I’ve never gotten lost in a stronghold. I know exactly where I’m going. Watch this. Uh, end portal right here. End portal right here. Uh, end portal right here. End portal right here. Uh, end portal right here. You know, eventually I’m going to I’m going to run out of all the rooms and I’m going to find it. End portal right here. End portal right here. End portal right here. End portal right down here. [Music] Told you I never get lost. Step aside, peasants. Papa is here. This is sick and twisted. I only needed two eyes of Ender. This is You know what? I’m not I’m not upset. I’m not going to let that I’m not going to let small things like that get to me. All right, I’m I’m literally going to bippity bop this ender dragon to pieces. Hello, Ender Dragon. I’ve come for you. You would think that beating Minecraft with random crafts would be a lot easier. No. significantly more difficult. Throw all your knowledge out the window. It’s not even the same Minecraft. Oh, and speaking of crafting, you remember those uh remember that one craft? What was the craft that we made that spawn the wither? Cuz like, can we use that to defeat the Ender Dragon? I feel like it’s very fitting to defeat the Ender Dragon using a random craft instead of doing it the oldfashioned way. Uh oh, it was the diorite, cobblestone, and the quartz. Yeah, this is what it was. We wait for the dragon to come down. You know, he’s going to be perching right over here. Then we make the crap literally on his head. Oh, he’s coming. Get ready. Okay, here we go. Move. Oh no, he’s in there. He’s blocking me. We got to go in. Go, go, go. We’re going in with these craps. Then we got to pearl away. Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh boy. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Mission complete. We beat Minecraft with random crabs. Please click on either one of these beautiful random videos on your left or right hand side. So that way the wither army will go away and stop bombing me.

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