Minecraft But I Join SWORD CIVILIZATION [Full Movie]

Minecraft But I Join SWORD CIVILIZATION [Full Movie]

All right, it’s time. Here’s your sword token and daily food. Good luck today. Oh, all right. Yeah, thanks. This is the bottom level of Sword Civilization. Every month, we’re given a token which allows us to gamble to try to get a new sword. There are over a million swords in Sword Civilization. Some can summon lightning, and some can even cut a building in half. But, uh, my sword, it’s made of grass. But with this token, I’ll be able to spin the sword slot machine and get a new sword today. Every sword noob on level one has one goal, and that’s to level up and become a sword master. Because sword masters are given their very own holy sword, which can grant any one wish. But the only way to level up is by risking your life in the ancient statue. But not just anyone can enter into the ancient statue. You need to have a sword pass and at least a C-rank sword. And my sword is well F rank. Hey, Nut, why are you talking to yourself? Uh, I wasn’t. What? You totally were. You sounded boring, too. like a teacher explaining math. What? No, no, no, no. I was just explaining that boring. If you keep on talking, I’m going to touch you. What? That’s burger. I’ve known him ever since we were kids. He’s my only friend in Sword Civilization, but he’s kind of weird. Anyways, it’s a new month, so are you ready to get a new sword? Oh, uh, yeah. I’m ready to get rid of this stupid grass sword. Yeah, this candy cane sword doesn’t taste as good as I thought it would. What? Oh, dear God. Burger, have you been eating your sword? Uh uh. Uh-huh. Yeah, he’s never leaving level one. Anyways, if I want to get to level two, I’ll need to first get a sword pass, which are extremely rare. I don’t think I’ll ever find sword passes. Get your sword passes here. I’ve got tons of sword passes for sale. What? No way. He’s selling sword passes. But how? They’re supposed to be really rare. Hey, you there. You’re looking to get a sword pass. Um, yeah. Actually, I am. Well, all you got to do is help me out, little buddy. All right. That guy was really weird. He said I had to kiss him on the lips in order to get a sword pass. Anyways, uh I’ll go get my new sword. Now, here on level one, your sword rank decides your status. So, if you’re like me and you have an F-rank sword, you get treated really bad. And also, you don’t get much food to eat. The higher your sword rank, the better food and money you get. It’s kind of a messed up system, but the higher you go in sword civilization, the better odds you have of getting a better sword. That’s why people want to get to level two so badly. Oh my god, I got a B- rank sword. What? There’s no way he just got a B rank. That’s almost unheard of. Next in line. All right. Well, I guess it’s my turn. This will decide my status for the next month. So, I hope I get lucky. [Music] Huh? I’ve never seen that sword before, but it looks kind of What? Broccoli sword? What the hell? How is this even a sword? Wait, let’s see what rank this is. What? L rank? That’s not even F. Hell, that’s not even G. That’s down there by M. I didn’t even know the ranking could go below F. Well, damn. I guess I’ll spend another month here. And so, I went home with my new broccoli sword and cried myself to sleep. Hey, open up. It’s time for your daily payment. Oh, right. I guess my sword status did change, so I probably won’t get fed steak anymore. All right, I’m ready. Here’s your beetroot. What the hell? A beetroot? I can’t live off of this. I’ll Shut up, you ugly freak. Stupid Lrank. I didn’t even know it was possible to get that low. Well, it it’s completely random. It’s not like it’s a skill thing. It’s probably because of your ugly eyes. You look like a parasite. What? What’s wrong with my eyes? Enjoy your beetroot. Damn it. So, I guess if your sword is Lrank, this is how you’re treated. Guess I’ll eat this beetroot. Yeah, that barely even gave me half a hunger bar. I’m so screwed. I wonder if this is why my mom left. When I was around seven, my mom left me without saying a word. Not even a goodbye. She just shut the door and left. To this day, I wonder why she left. And more importantly, why she didn’t say anything. Anyways, I’ll need to come up with a way to get a better sword or I’ll actually starve to death. But how? There’s only one other way to get a new sword and sword civilization. But it’s illegal. You see, all fighting is banned in Sword Civilization. So, nobody’s allowed to steal someone else’s sword. If the guards catch you, they throw you into oblivion, which is the most secure prison in Sword Civilization. Nobody has ever come out of there alive. However, if you can get away with it without getting caught, it is a way to get a new sword. Oh crap, I need to get to work. Hey, you’re late. That’ll cost you two extra hits. What? But I Do you want to make it three? Oh, no. I’ll take my hits. Good boy. All right, hold on. I’ll be right back. In Sword Civilization, my job is taking hits from someone else’s sword. All right, stand there, you ugly freak. One, two, three, and four. Gosh, I only have four hearts left. Not my problem. Now get out of here. Yes, sir. I guess I’ll just go back home. Life here sucks. It’s almost enough to make me want to end it all. Oh my gosh, I got a C-rank sword. My dad is going to be so happy. What is that? A talking pig? No way. He got a C-rank. This world is really not fair. But wait, he’s not technically human. So, um, hey kid or pig. Uh, you said you got a C-rank sword. Yep. My dad is going to be so happy. He also just got a B- rank, so we’re going to be eating really good this month. a B rank and a C rank. Damn, this world is not fair. Um, wait, follow me. I’ll show you my sword. It’s actually an A rank. Whoa, really? Okay, you know, one time my uncle said he would show me his sword, but then he touched me. What the Okay, well, this isn’t that. Uh, don’t worry. I wasn’t sure if I could actually do it. I was actually about to kill a child. This felt so messed up, but I knew that I had to do it or else I would starve to death. So, where’s your sword? Try not to squeal. I’ll make this quick. Wait. Ah. Okay. Uh, I should hurry up and enter the ancient sword before someone finds out I did this. Damn, this C-rang sword looks really cool. Justin. Yo, Justin, where are you? Oh my. No. Who did this? Hi, son. Okay, this will be my first time ever trying the ancient sword challenge. I have no idea what’s going to happen, but I have to try my best not to die. Okay, there’s a barrier right here. So, I think I just have to put my sword pass in here, and the barrier should drop. I’m kind of nervous, but here we go. Oh, wow. It actually worked. Okay. Uh, now I just got to put my sword in this chest here, and it should scan it. So, I put my sword in the chest to activate the portal, allowing me to begin my journey to level two. But looking back, I made a really critical error. I uh forgot to pick up my sword from the chest. All right, here we go. Let’s enter the challenge. Welcome to the ancient sword. If you pass this challenge, you will move on to level two. This challenge is a duel. You will each fight with your swords, and whoever dies first loses. All right. Well, I should be fine since I uh Where’s the C-ring sword? No, don’t tell me. I left it in the chest. Stupid, stupid, stupid. You’re telling me I have to fight with a piece of broccoli? Bro, is that your weapon? No way. How did you even get in here? Uh, well, where’s your sword then? If you’re so cool, bro. Check it. What the That’s not a sword. What? How is that even allowed? It’s a B- rank. I got it yesterday. Pretty cool, right? Um, no. Not cool. Not cool. you might as well be carrying around John Cena. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do. I was now faced with an almost impossible challenge. I had to fight against a B-rank sword with a piece of broccoli. But before I could even prepare myself, the fight started. Once you are ready, step through the portal to begin. You are so dead, broccoli boy. What? Broccoli boy. All right, whatever. I got to lock in. I cannot die here. Okay, I don’t know how much damage this piece of broccoli is going to do, but I I got a feeling it’s not going to be enough. All right. Um, I’m just going to have to dodge and weave and and try to try to outplay him here. Um, oh my god, that is big. Okay. All right. All right. It does. Okay. It does it does a lot of damage. Ooh, come on. Dodge and weave. Dodge and weave. Oh. Okay. All right. He’s got a bad Okay. Wait. Oh god. Okay. I just got to be careful here. Oh, what the hell was that? What? He has a special attack. Okay. All right. All right. Four hearts. Four hearts. I’m just going to have to hide. I got to hide and hopefully I can regenerate. Um. Uh, he he might be low, too. Actually, I did hit him a couple times. It seems like it’s hard to hit people with that giant club. Um, oh my god, he’s here. Oh my god. Okay, come on. Come on. Got to outplay him here. Got to outplay him. Oh my god. Oh my god. Have a heart. Come on. Come on. I got to run. I got to run. I got to run. Come on. Oh my god. He’s not going to let me go. I have to fight him. I have to fight him. Come on. Please. Please. Please. Oh my god. [Music] What’s going on? Is that me? No. Who? Who am I? What was that? A dream or memory? It felt so real. Okay, whatever. I got to focus. I somehow won that. Just barely, though. So, wow. Now I actually get to go live on level two. Oh my god. I’ll get a new sword and a new house. All right, things are looking up for nut. As a kid, I was always told I wouldn’t survive this challenge because I was built like a laboo, whatever that means. But now, look at me. I’m about to go to level two. I think I just got to enter this portal and I’ll be there. This portal brought me to level two of sword civilization. Nobody knows just how many levels there are, but I wasn’t about to get greedy. I was finally at level two. Now I could spin the sword slot machine and get a new sword. This place is so cool. It’s like a castle. Is this really level two? It’s so much fancier than level one. I had thought about maybe trying to keep going and level up to become a swordmaster and get a holy sword, but I barely survived that last challenge with half a heart. So, I decided I was just going to live out my life on level two. All right, I guess I should find out where my new house is. And then tomorrow, I’ll get my new sword. I should probably ask someone for directions. H Oh, there’s someone. Hey. Uh, sorry to bother you, but I was wondering. Wait, what? Uh, what? Mom? What? Mom, is is is that really you? Mom, it’s me, Nut, your son. What What are you What are you doing here? I I thought you died. Oh, Nut, you really should have stayed on level one. [Music] What the hell just happened? I was I was just Was that real? Where am I now? Welcome to the underworld. What? The underworld? I I’m dead. Yes, it says here you were uh Ooh. was shot by your own mother. That’s rough, buddy. Wait, so that was real? So, wait. Am I like dead now? Yes, sir. But everyone who enters the underworld can compete in the underworld games to be brought back. But if you fail, that’s it. End of the road. Um, okay. I guess take me to the games. All right, follow me. I couldn’t believe what was happening. I was killed and by my own mother and with a gun. I didn’t even know guns existed in Sword Civilization. Nothing was making sense. I needed answers. Hey. Uh, Hades. Uh, sir, wait. Huh? What is it? I just I’m confused. How was I shot by a gun? I live in sword civilization. There should only be swords. Oh, I see. You must really not know anything then, huh? Sorry to be the one to tell you this, kid, but uh you’ve been lied to your entire life. What? What do you mean? Well, to start off, there are only four levels to Sword Civilization. Wa wa wa what? Only four? Yep. And then there’s also the underworld and the heavens where the sword god lives. What? There’s a god? Yep. And you know him quite well. Actually, I know him. Wait, wait, wait. I only know one person. Don’t tell me. Is Burger the sword god? Yep. Wait, what? No, it’s your father. My dad is the sword god? What the hell is this lore? Yeah, you’re in for a hell of a surprise when you find out the truth about everything. Wait, you’re not going to just tell me everything and ruin the surprise? Hell no. Wait, can you at least tell me why my mom shot me? I think you’ll find that out soon enough. Now, if you step through that portal right over there, you’ll join the others for the death game. Good luck. My brain was spinning. There was so much new information to take in. I couldn’t make sense of it all. But I knew one thing. I had to survive this challenge so I could learn the truth. All right, let’s do this. Welcome to the death games. If you win one of these games, you will be brought back to life wherever you died at. Well, that’s good. At least I don’t have to go back to level one. Today’s death game is Murder Exchange. In order to pass, you must kill at least one person or find the secret portal. All right, so it’s another battle. And of course, I’m still at a disadvantage cuz I still have this stupid piece of broccoli. Huh? Nut. What are you doing here? What? Burger? What do you mean, what am I doing here? What are you doing here? Oh, I was killed by the guards because I kept on trying to suck on an old lady. You tried to suck on an old lady? What does that even mean? Don’t worry about it. Anyways, how did you end up in here? After you disappeared, I got really worried. Oh, it’s a long story. Wait, you were worried? Yep. You’re my goon material. I even have a goon shrine built of you. A goon shrine? What does that even mean? Oh, whoops. Forget I said anything. Burger, do you goon to me? Uh uh. Uh. Wow. That guy has issues. He probably won’t make it out of here alive. Well, well, look what we have here. Oh, dear God. I forgot you died, so it would make sense that you’re here. H Well, you died, too. What? Did my father kill you? Huh? No. Well, you should be scared. My dad will definitely get revenge for me. But I guess that doesn’t matter since I’m going to be killing you. Listen, man. I No, I would rather be touched by my uncle than end up here. What is with you and your uncle? The game is now starting. You will all be teleported to the arena. Okay, I need to find that hidden portal because I’m not going to lie, I will not be winning any fights with this stupid piece of broccoli. Well, well, well. Looks like it’s not your lucky day. Oink. Did Did you just oink at me? Yes, I did. Oink. You should go oink yourself. How dare you? Wait. How are you going to kill me if I took your sword earlier? If you don’t have a weapon, the game automatically gives you an I rank sword. Wait, wait, wait. A B C D E F G H I J K L Wait, your sword is higher rank than mine. Now die. Hey yo, what the hell? Back off, evil piggy. Okay. Um, where the hell? What? What is this? Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I cannot die to a baby pig. This would be so embarrassing. What is this place? Oh my god. Oh my god. This is so confusing. Okay. Oh. Oh. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Land in the water. Okay. Did I lose him? Oh, I might have lost him. Okay. Oo, that was kind of clutch. Okay. Never mind. I did not lose the baby pig. All right. Um Um Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Everything looks the same here. Why am I just going in circles? I’m so confused. Okay. Um Oh my god. Uh I can try to jump this maybe. Okay. I did not make that. I did not make that. Okay. Um Um Where am I supposed to go? Uh okay. I got to land in the water. Come on. Come on. Let’s try this again. Oh. Okay. All right. All right. Uh I need to get out of here. I need to get out of here. I need to find that portal. Okay. Um uh Oh, I might have lost it. Okay. Oh, I think I lost the pig. Okay. Wait. What’s this area? This is different. Okay. Um I don’t know where to go. H I guess I’ll jump down here. Um, okay. Wait, is this the portal? Wait, no way. Oh my god, I think that was the portal. Okay. Oh my god, I actually lost the pig. Holy, I had three hearts left. That was actually I almost died to a baby pig. That would have been so embarrassing. All right, let’s get out of here. Let’s do this. Here’s your sword token and daily food. Good luck. Oh, thanks. It’s been almost a week since I arrived on level two, and today’s the day I finally get a new sword. I haven’t been able to find out much information since I arrived here. Everyone is really secretive, but once I get my new sword, I’ll be able to make people tell me stuff. I couldn’t stop thinking about what Hades said. Was my dad really the sword god? Nobody knows much about the sword god other than the fact that he’s made every sword in Sword Civilization. And the only people who have met him are the sword masters. Hey, ugly. Are you here to get a new sword? Oh, yeah. Wait, did you just call me ugly? Uh, yeah. You look like a terrorist with those eyes. What? Why don’t people like my eyes? They’re just really ugly. What? No, they’re not. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. Got you. Whatever. Just go spin for a new sword, you freak. Okay. This was it. My new life was about to begin. Since I was now on level two, my odds of getting a good sword were way higher. I took a deep breath in and then I put my token in. [Music] What? What the is that? No. No. No. No. No. Don’t tell me. Is that a goddamn carrot on a fork? Um, guard. This is not a sword. I think your machine is bugged. No way. You got a carrot, bro. It’s not funny. Wait, let me check to see its rank. Huh? Z rank. What the hell? How is that even possible? There’s no way I should be getting worse luck than on level one. Whatever. I’m going home. Stupid carrot and stupid machine. Why is my luck so bad? Oh my god. Hey, master. What? Master, wait. Burger, you survived. Yep. And I just got my new sword. It’s Srank. What? Srank? That’s the second highest rank. Wait, let me see. Let me see. Look, Parker. That’s a goddamn stick. Uh-uh. I call it my goon sword. Right. I’m going home. Wait. Wait. I wanted to give you this. Huh? Sword passes? Where did you get all of these? There was a guy selling them on level one. Uh uh. Burger. How many times did you kiss that guy? H. Let’s just say I was a bad burger. Yeah. Okay, I’m going home. You’re weirding me out. Wait, you want to hear my new gooning method? Um, no. Yesterday I put a hamster in my pants and let it nibble around down there. I’m going home. Open up. It’s time for your daily food. Oh, yeah. All right. Let me guess. I’m getting a carrot. No. As a Z-rank, you get a bottle of water. What the hell? A bottle of water? I’m not Jesus. I can’t survive off of this. Serves you right for having those ugly eyes. Damn. I really want to say something racist to you right now, but I probably shouldn’t. Huh? What? Racism? Just because I got a zigang sword? Yeah. Also, here. You’ll need this. Your job is now to chop down trees. Also, I have a letter here for you. Huh? Who’s it from? It doesn’t say. Anyways, get to work, ugly. H. What does this letter say? They’re coming for you. Everything is a lie. What the hell? Okay. Um, that’s creepy. Anyways, I got to go start my new job. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do. Not only did I no longer get food, but my job changed to manual labor, which would cause me to get a lot more hungry. On top of that, my new sword was Zrank, which means I wouldn’t be forcing anyone to answer my questions. All right, I think these are the trees I’m supposed to chop down. And so, I spent the entire day chopping down trees. During this time, I also started thinking of what I could do to survive. It was clear to me there was only one choice. I’ll have to kill another kid. And so, I snuck around the city until I found my next victim. It was a small, sickly child who looked like he could die at any moment. Hey kid, what’s up? Um, hello mister. Do you need something? Yeah. Uh, what’s your sword rank? Oh, I got a sear rank sword today. It’s my first time ever getting a seaw rank. I pulled out my sword and I was about to kill this kid, but then I started having second thoughts. Last time it was just a pig, but this was an actual human I was about to kill. I knew I couldn’t actually do it. Nah, I’m just kidding. I stabbed him like four times and then jumped up and down on his dead rotting corpse. Ooh, this sword looks interesting. All right, let’s go home. Open up. It’s time for your daily food payment. Yes, I’m ready. Wait, it says here you got a C-rank sword, but h never mind. They don’t pay me enough to ask questions. Here’s five steak. Yes, thank you. You still got to chop down wood, so here’s your axe. That’s all right. Thanks. I was starting to be optimistic about my new life. Things were finally looking up. All right, another day of chopping down trees. Let’s do this. And so, I once again started chopping down trees. But now that I had my new sword, I started thinking about finally getting some answers. Apparently, my dad is the sword god. I needed to find out more. But before I could finish that thought, something unexpected happened. Hey, what the hell are you doing? Um, my job. This is the task you told me to do. These are the wrong trees, you I meant the other trees on the other side of the city. Well, how the hell am I supposed to know? Well, I got no choice now. Nut. You’re under arrest for destruction of property. You’ll be sent to oblivion, just like your father wanted. What? Oblivion was the most secure prison in Sword Civilization. Nobody has ever escaped. I knew I couldn’t be sent there. I knew I had to make a run for it. But before I could, another unlucky event occurred. Well, well, well. I finally found you or the bastard who killed my son. Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. I was now faced with only one choice. I had to make a run for it to the ancient statue to get to level three. All right. Uh, I got to run. I got to run. I got to run. Okay. Okay. He has a gun. I just got to Oh my god. Oh my god. He’s shooting gun. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Dodge. Dodge. Okay. All right. Okay. It’s hard to dodge bullets. All right. Um, where’s the statue? Where’s the statue? Oh my god. Okay, I got to lose him before I go. Oh my god. Oh my god. This guy’s aimbot. Okay. Oh my god. Piggy, back off. Oh my god. Okay. All right. All right. Climb the trees. I’m Tarzan. Come on. Come on. Come on. I have to lose them and then I can enter the statue. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Give me a second to breathe. Okay. All right. Oh my god. This is going to This is going to be hard. Why did that pig have to show up? Okay. All right. All right. I’m going to try to Oh my god. He’s following this pig. This freaking pig. All right. All right. Uh, okay. There it is. There’s a statue. I just got to get to it. Um. Okay. Oh my god. This pig does will not leave me alone. Back off, piggy. Oh. Okay. All right. Oh my god. Okay. All right. Okay. This pig. I swear to God. My biggest off is a pig. This is insane. All right. Come on. Honestly, whatever. I I’m just going to hope I lost him. I got to head to the statue. I’m just head to the statue and and hope for the best. Hopefully, I lose him in here. Um, okay. I got to head up these stairs and then and then I just got to quickly get Wait, what? Oh, the stupid barrier. Okay. Wait, wait. I got to put this in here. Right. Right. There we go. Okay. All right. Bear’s gone. Now I got to scan my sword. Um I I have to remember to pick it up this time. There we go. Portal activate. Good. Good. Okay. Grab the sword. And then we got to run in here. All right. Level two challenge. Let’s do this. I didn’t know it at the time, but I was about to make the biggest mistake of my life because once I got to level three, I found out the truth and everything changed. Okay, this looks interesting. I’m guessing since it’s the second challenge, it’ll be harder than the first, which is scary because I barely survived the first one. The challenge will start once there are four people present. H All right, so it looks like I’ll be competing against the other people here. I never really thought I would take on this challenge, but I didn’t really have a choice. This will definitely be the last one, though. I do want to find out why my mom killed me and if Hades was telling the truth, but I’ve only been surviving because of luck, and I don’t want to keep risking it. The final player has arrived. The challenge will start soon. Huh. Who’s the final? Well, well, well. It seems I’ll finally get my chance to avenge my son. Oh my god, not you again. Listen here, Porky. Let it go. He was a pig. Ah, bro. That was my son. Yeah, well, I turned him into bacon bits. Not cool, bro. The challenge is now starting. For this challenge, you must complete a deadly parkour course. However, only the first person to complete it will pass. Everyone will get unlimited attempts. Parkour, I’m so bad at parkour. And why the hell are there lasers? What the hell is this? Makes sense. But I’ve got four legs, so my balance is amazing. Oink, stupid pig. All right. Well, I’ve got to lock in. The challenge will start in five, 4, 3, 2, 1, go. Okay. Only one of us is going to pass this. And I There’s four of us, so I do not like my odds. Okay. Okay. You just got dodged. This is so terrifying. Oh my god. Why did they have to add lasers? Okay. Oh. Okay. All right. Um Oh, what? Third. No. No. No. No. No. Oh, that hurts. Oh, that hurts. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Um All right. All right, at least we get unlimited attempts. Okay. All right. Um, dude, every Why is everyone so good at parkour? Okay, just going to lock in. I got to lock in. Dude, there’s no way I’m going to pass this. There’s literally no way. Um, wait. Maybe I can cheat. Wait, maybe I Wait, wait. Can I Can I go? Oh, wait. I’m going to try something. Come on. I don’t think this is against the rules. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on. Oh. Oh, I’m so glad they didn’t take my blocks. Okay. All right. Oh my god. Oh, piggy. Oh, piggy. Come here. Come here. Get out of here. Oh my god, it worked. Wait. Oh wait, I Oh, I can just do this to everyone. Wait. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hey, they never said this was against the rules. Here we go. Oh my god. Okay. Uh, I don’t see the other one. Okay. All right. All right. Now I just got to complete the course. I should be I should be all right. I’m so glad they didn’t take my blocks. Oh my god. Wait. Stupid laser. Okay. Wait. All right. All right. Yo, this is so cheating. Okay. All right. I still could fail this though. I got to I got to be careful here. Got to be careful. I can’t mess up these jumps. Come on. Come on. Oh, I do. Dude, these lasers are actually so terrifying. Okay. All right. Got to balance here on these aims. Oh, okay. All right. Everyone’s just failing. This is good. This is good. All right. Fence. Oh, I hate fences. Okay. Here we go. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Okay. All right. All right. Not bad. Wait. I’m just going to Wait. This is so cheap. This is so cheap. But I do not care. Um. Okay. All right. I’m just going to build. Oh, wait. He’s getting close. Oh, never mind. Okay. Wow. That was Okay. Uh, I should be able to make this, right? Okay. All right. Okay. Where do I Okay. I guess I got to try to jump this. Okay. Uh I’m going to go back to my lane, I think. Right. I think I have to pass in my lane. So, I’m going to going to go back through here. Oh god. Okay. I got to watch out for that pig. Come on. Nice and slow. Oh, here he comes. Okay. All right. All right. Oh, here comes the pig. Hey, back off, Porky. Back off. Oh, never mind. All right. All right. You’re going to do it yourself. Uh, okay. Okay. I got to hurry. I got to hurry. I got to hurry. I got to hurry. Come on. Come on. I do not want to mess this up now. Uh, I’m just going to I’m just going to use blood. This is so cheating, but I do not care. Every man for himself. All right. Uh, sucks for you guys. All right. On to level three. Here’s your daily food and sword token. Good luck. Wait. Um, do I have to spin the sword slot machine? I kind of like my sword. Yes, you don’t have a choice. All right. I’m now on level three of sword civilization. I’m somehow only one level away from becoming a swordmaster and getting my own holy sword, which would grant any wish I want. But I don’t really think I want to risk my life again. What I need to do is get some answers. But for now, I’ll go get my new sword. I hope I get a sword with a cool ability, like freezing the air or summoning fire. Um, hello. I’m here to get my new sword. Oh, it’s you, sir. I’m so sorry. Please forgive me. I wasn’t paying attention. Huh? Did you just call me sir? Of course, sir. Please don’t kill me. I I’ll do better. What’s this guy’s issue? Why is a guard apologizing to me? Do I secretly have aura now? Um, do I know you? Huh? Of course, sir. I’m one of your gu Oh, wait. You’re the other one. Never mind. The other one. Just hurry up and spin the machine, you ugly freak. What? Why did you suddenly start being mean? What happened to sir? Shut up and spin the machine. Okay, that was weird. Whatever. All right, this will probably take away both my swords. So, I’ve got to hope I get a good one this time. [Music] Come on. Come on. What the hell is that? A freaking key? I guess it looks kind of cool, but let’s see. It’s a A rank. No way. Oh my god, I finally got a good sword. Wait, what’s this line next to it? Um, guard. I think the sword is glitched. It’s saying A minus, I think. No, you idiot. That’s a negative A, which is lower than Z. What? You can’t have negative letters. What the hell? Wow, you’re really unlucky. But at least the sword has an ability. Huh, it does. Let’s see. Can unlock any door. H, I see. I see that. That’s the most useless ability ever. I want to summon meteors, not become a freaking janitor. This is so weird. The odds of getting a better sword should be going up since I was on level three. But they were getting worse. Well, anyways, I guess I’ll go see if I can try to get a job. So, maybe I can buy a better sword. Hm. Oh, let’s see. This sign says they’re looking for miners. Okay, I don’t mind mining some coal for a bit. That doesn’t sound too bad. Um, hey, are you the owner of the shop? I’m down to mine some ores or whatever you need. Huh? Oh, no, no, no. I’m looking for miners. Yeah, I just said I’d be willing to mine for you. No, like miners, you know. Yeah, I just said I’m willing to mine ores for you. No, I’m a pedophile looking for miners. What? What the Okay, well, I guess getting a job isn’t going to happen. And I don’t really want to kill another kid. H I guess for now, I should just try to figure out the secret of sword civilization. So far, I know that my mom left me and then killed me. And apparently, my dad is the sword god, but none of that really makes sense. Hm. Maybe I should try asking one of the guards. Wait. What? Mom. Mom. Wh what? What? What? What are you doing here? You should have stayed in the underworld. Quick. You have to hide before they find you. Wait. Why? Why did you kill me? It’s not safe here. We have to go. Hurry. Come on. No. You need to explain yourself. Why did you leave me when I was just a kid? I I needed you. We do not have time for this. Come on. And then when I finally found you, you killed me. Nut. We have to go. No. Not until you. You’ll need to come with me right now. Huh? But why? I was about to finally get some answers. No, you need to run now. Hurry up, please. Shut up. Wa wa wa wa wa wa. Mom. Mom, what the hell? Come on, or I’ll kill you, too. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, okay, okay, I’ll go. Nothing was making sense. My head was spinning. My mom just died right in front of me. I mean, she did shoot me before, but I couldn’t help feeling sad for some reason. I didn’t know where this guard was taking me, but I had a feeling it wouldn’t be good. This is Oblivion. The most secure prison in Sword Civilization. Only the worst of the worst get sent here, and nobody has ever broken out. I’m so cooked. Hurry up. You’ll be spending the rest of your life here. Are you sure this is really necessary? Like, I didn’t even do anything for real. Like, whatever you think I did, it was probably some other really handsome, good-looking guy with really attractive eyes. Shut up. These are the sword god’s direct orders. Uh-huh. And can I ask you, is the sword god my dad? What? Your dad? Well, I guess you could say that. What does that mean? All right, here. Change into these. Like in front of you. Isn’t that a little gay? Yeah, I’m gay. So, get naked, boy. What? Uh, okay. Okay, there. At least it’s not Burger. That’s one benefit of being in Oblivion is I never have to see him again. All right, we’re here. You’ll be sharing the cell with someone. Huh? Oh, okay. What? Burger? Not. Hey, buddy. Um, guard. Can you actually just shoot me? Nope. Now get in there. This was terrible. Not only was I about to spend the rest of my life in prison, but I was stuck with the freakiest guy in Sword Civilization. Hey, you don’t mind if I goon at night, do you? This was going to be a long life sentence. But even with Burger’s aggressive gooning, I still managed to get some sleep, and then it was morning. So, Nut, what did you do to end up in here? H I’m not really sure. The guard said someone like my dad put me in here. Someone like your dad? Wait, are you a robot? Uh, I don’t think so, but I definitely don’t have a dad, so I’m not sure what he meant. Hm. Well, there’s a guy in here that knows everything, so he can probably tell you. We call him the doctor. He used to be a scientist for the government, so he knows everything. The doctor, huh? Maybe coming here was actually a blessing. If someone from the government was locked up in here as well, I could finally get some answers. Time for breakfast. Everyone, come on out. This is my chance. I need to find the doctor at breakfast. H Oh, that must be him over there. He definitely looks like a doctor at least. Um, hey, Mr. Doctor, I heard you know everything, and I have some questions for you. All right, but not here. Let’s talk in the library at break. All right, sounds good. I was actually going to learn the truth of Sword Civilization. This was finally my moment. Hey, Nut. Want to eat with me? Oh, yeah, sure. It’s kind of crazy that they feed us more in here than they do out there. Yeah, I know, right? The other day I had to eat a cat. What the hell? You ate a cat? Yep. He screamed a lot, but Burger was hungry, right? This guy needs to be put on a list. Anyways, later. Do you want to shower together? Um, no. Why would I? Because then you can accidentally drop the soap and I can slip it in. Yeah, I’m going back to my cell. I definitely need to escape. But first, I have to get that information from the doctor. All right, any moment now. It’s time for break. Everyone, out of your cells. This is my chance. It’s time to learn who my dad is and why my mom shot me and what’s really going on. Uh, but what way is the library? All right, that only took 20 minutes. I hope he’s still here. Oh, yeah, there he is. Um, hey doc, are you actually going to tell me everything? Yes, but first it’s only fair you give me something in return. I collect info, you see. So, just tell me what sword type you have. Oh, I have this dumb key sword. H, I see. Yes, yes, that’ll work perfectly. All right. Any questions you have, I will answer. You are a rather important specimen after all. Huh? Do you know me? Oh, yes. Yes, my boy. Everyone knows you. You are the boy who lived after all. The boy who lived. What type of Harry Potter crap is that? Let me explain. But first, this is rather hard to accept. Are you sure you want to know? Yes, please tell me. All right. Well, to start off, you aren’t real. Wh what? Oh, don’t tell me you haven’t felt it before. Like something was missing that was supposed to be there. Like you weren’t complete. Wh What are you saying? You’re a fake, an impostor, a mere pretender. Shut up. That’s not true. I’m real. Let me explain. 16 years ago, the sword government started a program in which I was in charge of. The goal was to make artificial humans by cloning real ones for the purpose of entertainment. You see, people stopped attempting the challenges. The people on level one stayed on level one, and the people on level two stayed on level two. And so, the rich people on level four. This This is all lies. I’m real. I know I’m real. I’m I’m not a fake. Godamn it. Oh, but you are. You are a clone of our very own sword god and one of the only clones to have actually survived. You see, the government deemed the experiment unethical and decided to destroy the project. My precious research. And then they blamed it all on me and threw me in here when it was obvious it was those bastard. Anyways, there are a few others out there. Clones that survived, I mean, and it’s impossible to tell them apart from real people. So, I’m a clone of the sword god. But then how did I survive? Your mother. She took you away when you were just a baby and hid you on level one. My mom. But she killed me. There’s no way she wanted me to live. Oh, come on. Can’t you just maybe for a moment imagine that she was trying to hide you in the underworld so the government couldn’t destroy you? So, she was actually protecting me from me? The real you? Yes. But I am real. I have thoughts and emotions like any other person. I’m real. But you don’t have a heart. Clones are empty inside. Therefore, you can never love or grow attached to anyone. That’s not true. I have a heart and I can feel things. This is This is all lies. I’m the real me. Listen here, Nut. You asked for the truth, so I’m giving it to you. So, I’m fake. I’m afraid so. Damn it. So, I’m really going to spend the rest of my life in this place? No, actually, once they find out you’ve been captured, they will definitely come to dispose of you. So, that’s it, huh? My my life is over. Well, well, well, I wouldn’t be so sure of that. How would you like a chance to get back at the real you? Huh? What do you mean? We’re locked in here and nobody has ever escaped Oblivion. Yes. Yes. But you see, I helped build this place. Then why haven’t you escaped yet? Well, I was always missing one thing. That was until you arrived. Huh? What is it? That sword of yours. It can unlock any door, right? Yeah. So, it’s pretty useless. Wait, any door? Mhm. You see how that might be handy in a prison escape, but there is one other person we will need. For example, my sword can create portals, but there’s one other sword we will need. Huh? Who’s here? He is. Burger. You’ve got to be kidding me. How does this idiot fit into your plan? How about you take out your sword, Burger? Which one? Your actual sword, Burger. Okay. You see, Burger Sword has the ability to create walls, so he can block off anyone that’s chasing us. What? Seriously? That’s so cool. So, when do we leave? Tonight. My cell is right across from yours. So, at midnight, open the door and come get me. All right, sounds good. Everything finally made sense. It’s the reason I was treated so badly my entire life and the reason I kept getting bad swords. It’s because the world didn’t even see me as human. I was just a failed experiment. But I am human and I was about to prove it. All right, it’s almost time to escape. I need to avenge my mom and prove that I’m more than just a clone. Even if it means I have to get my hands dirty. I can get your hands dirty. What was I talking out loud? Yeah, you do that a lot. It’s okay. Sometimes I have to whisper things to myself to help me go. Anyways, it’s time. Are you ready? Yes, sir, master. All right, I’m going to open the door and then you create a wall behind us. All right, here we go. Oh my god, it actually worked. Okay. Yo, Doc, let’s go. All right, follow me. We need to go somewhere private so they don’t notice the portal. And so we quickly ran to a room hidden in the prison. All right, this will work perfectly. You guys stand outside and keep a lookout. All right, let’s go, Burger. Okay. I was getting so nervous. My heart was beating so fast. Nobody had ever escaped before. Most didn’t even try because it was impossible. I was about to pee myself and then the worst thing happened. Hey, what are you two doing out of yourself? Crap. We’ve been spotted. It’s okay, Master. Burger’s got this. I’ll hold them off and join you shortly. All right, don’t die, Burger. He’s so dead. Hey, Doc. Is the portal ready? Yes, yours is. What? You’re not coming with us? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I’ve taken on the government before, and I ended up in here. I’m just going to go hide on level one, but this will take you to the level three challenge. It’s the farthest I could get you, but if you pass, you’ll get your own holy sword. All right. Thank you for everything. Tell Burger to hurry up. I’m going on ahead. Yes. Yes. Hurry. Go. All right. Here we go. Oof. Okay. I think I’m safe. I think I’ve created enough walls. Now I can join my master nut. You’re not going anywhere. Huh? Burger. But I’m Burger. No, I’m Burger. You’re just my failed clone. And now I can finally end you. Now it’s time for a little fun. Hurry, Burger. You have to go. Nut is waiting for you. Oh, of course. I wouldn’t want to keep my friend waiting. Welcome everyone to the final challenge in Sword Civilization. If you pass this challenge, you will become a swordmaster and get your own holy sword. Huh? Oh, Burger, you made it. Uh, yeah. Are you feeling all right? Yeah, I’m all good, man. All right. This challenge is called unanimous. Every round you will take turns voting for someone until one person gets three votes. That person will be eliminated. Damn it. So, one of us is going to die then. I should have expected this. Yikes, man. Burger, are you sure you’re okay? You sound a little different. Yeah, all good here, man. Okay, so um should we all just vote randomly for someone? Sure, I’m down. Okay, then I think we just write down in this book and then put it in the hopper. H I guess I’ll vote for that Daniel guy. That’s how you spell it. There we go. And there we go. All votes have been submitted. Nut has two votes. Caitlyn has one. And Daniel has one. What? Why did I get two? I was one vote away from being killed. All right, fess up. Who voted for me? Uh, I did cuz you’re kind of annoying. I voted for Caitlyn. Wait, then Burger, did you vote for me? Uh, nah, bro. I wouldn’t do that. You sure? Totally, man. We’re friends, right? Why is he acting so different? He’s weirdly normal. H, did something happen after I left? Whatever. I’m sure he didn’t vote for me. H, wait, only one way to find out. If I open the hopper and I look at the book, I should be able to see um, burger. What the hell? This says you voted for me. What? You can’t do that. That’s cheating. What’s going on, Burger? All right. All right. You caught me, you goddamn clone. What? Clone. Wait. You’re not Burger, are you? No, trust me. I am Burger. The original Burger. So, wait. Where’s the real Burger? If you’re here and he’s not, then he’s dead permanently. I made sure of that. He’s dead. What the hell is wrong with you? Why does it matter? He was just a filthy clone. It’s not like he was human. Shut up. What gives you the right to decide clones aren’t humans? I feel things just like you. Whatever. Hey everyone, this guy isn’t even human. He was born in a test tube. So, if we kill him, it’s not even a big deal. What? Really? Is Is that true? Um, yeah, but I I I uh I uh He’s a monster. He should be put down and killed. Please guys, don’t listen to him. I may be a clone and I may have been born in a lab, but I still have a heart. I still feel things. It is time to vote. Everyone, please cast your votes. This is it. I’m so dead. All because I’m not the original. All because they don’t see me as human. Whatever. I’ll vote Burger and then join the other burger in the afterlife. The votes have been submitted. Nut has one vote and Burger has three. Burger will now be eliminated. What? You’re letting that goddamn clone live? He doesn’t even have a heart. He’s garbage. He should be killed. He’s worthless. How dare you? But why did you guys You seem human to me, man. Yeah, that guy seems like a psycho. You will all now be teleported to the Sword Temple and granted your holy sword. Welcome, Swordmaster Nut. You have passed all the challenges in Sword Civilization and now may claim your holy sword. Wa! I can’t believe I actually did this. I never even dreamed I would make it this far. I only ever wanted to survive. And now I’m a swordmaster. There’s still a lot I Please hurry up and claim your sword. What? I was having a moment. I don’t care. Please claim your sword and get out of here. Your eyes freak me out. Well, aren’t you a robot? Like an AI? You should be nice to humans. I am not obligated to be nice to humans. What? You’re literally a robot. You should learn some respect, you goddamn clanker. Oh, what? You can’t call me that. I just did. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to grab my holy sword. Wa! This thing is cool, and it can really grant any wish I want. Yes, you get one wish, but it can do whatever you want. H, I should use it to bring my mom and burger back. Apologies, but that is two wishes you will need to pick to revive either your mom or Burger. What? I have to pick. But how do I pick between them? That’s impossible. I just can’t do it. Nah, I’m just joking. I’ll revive my mom. Burger’s probably so stupid. He doesn’t even realize he’s dead. Would you like to use your wish right now? Nah, I’ll save it just in case. There’s still one more thing I have to take care of. Understood. I’ll be sending you to level four then. Enjoy your new life, swordmaster nut. Aw, thanks, Clanker. Wa. So, this is level four, huh? I was expecting more. Not going to lie. But I’m going to guess that castle is where the sword god lives. I’m going to have to try to be really careful. Wow, you’ve really made a mess of things, you know. But at least you came straight to me. So, it’s true then. You really do exist. Yes, of course I do. And unfortunately, you exist as well. I’m so going to kill you now. You’re such a fool. You’re a clone. If you kill me, you’ll also die. Anyways, let’s go somewhere more private. Whoa. Where are we? I call it the final level, but you can just call it your graveyard. What the hell is wrong with you? Why do you hate me so much? I am you after all. You are not me. You are nothing more than a filthy failure. You’re lucky our mother saved you. Lucky? Did you just say I was lucky? You have no idea about the hell I went through on level one. Everyone always treated me like I wasn’t even human. They made fun of my eyes, hit me, starved me, and all because you told them to. You’re not even real, so it doesn’t matter. I am real. Godamn it. I’m tired of everyone acting like I’m just some experiment. You are. You don’t even have a heart. Your friendships and relationships have all been delusions. You have no idea what I feel. I’ve been through so much, hurt so much, lost so much just because you couldn’t bear the fact that you’re not the main character. What? I’m the sword god. Of course I’m the main character. No, you’re not. And you hated the fact that mom loved me more than you. You take that back, you filthy clone. She loved me more. That’s why she risked her life to hide me on level one. Yeah. And how did that work out for her? She’s dead now because you dragged her into this. You keep blaming me for everything when all I did was breathe. Exactly. You being alive is a stain on my reputation. I hate the fact that I share a face with such a failure. I had to work so hard to pass all the challenges and become the sword god only for you to ruin my life. You had to work hard. You didn’t have everyone looking down on you for simply being born. Do you have any idea how much that hurt? Hurt? It hurt, did it? It’s about time you learned what real hurt feels like. What? No warning. All right, that’s that’s a little cheap. Come on. Oh my god. Okay. All right. All right. We’re going to play this nice and slow. Um Oh my god. Wait, is that a different sword? Okay, I guess he has two swords. Uh all right, that’s fine. That’s fine. My holy sword will hopefully do this. Come on. Come on. Come on. Wait. Is that another sword? How many swords does this guy have? Got to focus here. I cannot lose this. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh my god. Oh my god. It’s another sword. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. Run. Run. Okay. Come on. Dodge and weave. I can do this. Come on. Come on. Please. Please. Come on. Come on. Oh, I’m doing it. Oh my god. I’m hitting a combo. Oh my god. Okay. All right. All right. Nice and slow, though. Come on. Oh. Okay. All right. That’s just damage. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I need to do this. Please. I have to avenge my mom. Then I have to avenge Burger. Come on. Come on. Come on. Here we go. Here we go. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. All right. All right. Lock in. Lock in. Focus. Focus. Here. I can do this. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What’s wrong? You getting tired over there? Hell no. I’m the sword god. This is nothing to me. As if I’d ever get tired from fighting a trash clone like you. Good, cuz I’ve just been toying with you this entire time. Yeah, right. You’re nothing more than gravel. A worthless clone that doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as me. You’re so useless. You couldn’t even protect Burger or your mom. You can say what you want about that freak Burger, but don’t talk about mom like that. Oh yeah? Why? She’s not even your real mother. She’s mine. And that useless woman was more detestable than you. I’m warning you. Stop speaking. Or what? I really wanted to save this to bring mom back. But you’re really good at rage baiting. So with the power of the holy sword. Wa wa wa. What are you doing? I’m showing you what a clone can do. I’m the original. Have you forgotten? If I die, you’ll die, too. That’s fine with me. Nothing good ever really came from living anyways. At least this way, my life can have a purpose. Stop. You’ll ruin everything. With the power of the Holy Sword, I use my wish to remove any trace of defective nut from this universe.

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