Can I Make Minecraft Beat Itself?

Can I Make Minecraft Beat Itself?

Can you beat Minecraft without hitting any mobs? What if you can’t break blocks or place blocks or use any weapons at all? Essentially, can you make Minecraft beat itself? How do we even start? And just to be super clear, I am allowed to use buckets, loot chests, or pretty much anything not explicitly mentioned in the rules. Well, I guess first off, we need food, but I can’t even attack you. However, I can’t encourage you to break your legs. Honestly, kind of a great food strategy. Although, how do I get back up? I think what we should do is find a village. Ooh, I see a village over there. Okay, please have a chest. Oh, let’s go. I needed food. Well, I guess that was all the food. Ooh, what about these hay bales? Maybe we can blow them up with a creeper. Come here, creepers. There’s no mobs. All right. Well, let’s wait for it to turn night. Kapow! It’s night. Oh, creeper. Come on, buddy. Come on. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Nope. Okay, okay. What? Blow up, please. Oh, okay. Let’s go. We got one hay bale. It’s not the best strategy, but it’s not even a strategy at all cuz I need a crafting table to make bread. Well, oh, it’s a zombie invasion happening. We can get iron. There it is. There it is. There it is. Let’s go. Now, with this iron, we can make a bucket because we can scoop and pour liquids. But for that, we also need a crafting table. So, uh, maybe we can find a village that has a crafting table, if that exists. Okay, there’s another village over there. Ooh, nice. Okay, sweet. We got a bunch of food and two emeralds. And there’s no crafting table here either. However, this is fine. [Music] So, the bad news is it’s becoming night. And the even worse news is there’s no village. Ooh, creeper. Want to give me some wood? Okay, I guess there was no point in doing that. I don’t need wood. This is so spooky. Oh, there’s a creeper right there. Oh, I really need to get some armor. The weird noise. Ooh, I can pick these berry bushes though. You are the weirdest looking guy I’ve ever seen. Oh, I spoke too soon. Ooh, that looks Finally found a village. Full iron. No way. Dude, I didn’t even realize that was there at first. I was like, ah, blue bed. Okay, this is amazing. Bucket. Oh, yeah. Ooh, I can make a shield. Now we can make a Nether portal with this bucket if we find a lava lake. What? We found trail ruins before a lava lake. Wa! Polar bear. Ooh, is that a ruined portal over there? Uh, a lot of flint and steel, which is good for lighting creepers, but there’s no lava. So, let’s move on. On the bright side, it’s night, so the lava lakes will show their bright side. But on the dark side, it’s dark, so the lava lakes will show their bright side. Oh, I see light up there. There might be a lava lake. Okay, it’s a singular lava. Okay, there’s mobs everywhere. Oh, there’s more light over there, though. Oh, village over there. Perfect. Okay, I’m going to sleep at this village cuz, well, death is everywhere. This village has furnaces. Let’s smelt our pork chops. Nice. Yes. Okay, lava lake finally. Okay, this is where it gets really tricky. We need to make a Nether portal without placing or breaking any blocks. No way. I just placed a cobblestone inside of the portal. It’s literally a ruined portal. Actually, if I finish the portal, maybe we can use a creeper to blow it up. That’s so annoying. Okay, so now there’s kind of a uh kind of a cobblestone in the way. I need a creeper, buddy. I need you to remove a block for me. Okay, just follow me up here. Get close enough where I can light you. Yep, there we go. There we go. Okay. Yeah, I think he was in that water, so it blocked him off. There’s another creeper. All right, come here. This should work this time. time I got rid of the water and okay. Yeah, he was way too low. Oh no, now there’s a giant pit there. I can’t get a creeper close enough. Maybe if I go from above I might need a few for this. Okay, okay, progress. We only need like two more creepers now. Oh, that’s so close. That’s so close. We need one more creeper and it’s completely daytime now. Can I get it? No, the cobblestone’s still there. Yep. Boom. All right, we’ve got a Nether portal. Let’s go. Okay, this is super dangerous because I can’t fight back and a lot of mobs want to kill me. But we need to find a Nether fortress. Oh, this is going to be so difficult because I can’t use water to climb. So I can easily get trapped for uh uh uh buddy. Buddy. Yeah. You like that? Oh, okay. Um, okay. We need to find another fortress that Oh, balls. Hey, suck it. Bro had no idea he allowed me to kill him by shooting a fireball. Wait, how are we going to kill blazes? Yeah, I can’t attack mobs. Well, I’m going to go try to get some dogs, I guess. No dogs in here. Oh, I heard a woof. Yo. Okay, sweet. We got a dog. I kind of want a few more, though. Well, I wanted an army, but I only found four. So, uh, to the Nether. Oh, no way. There’s another fortress right down here. All right. Uh, how do I get down there, though? Okay, here we go. Ready? Okay. Let’s find some blazes. Huh? Can I make it onto this? There we go. Blaze spawner. Nice. Okay, now he has to attack me for my dogs to attack him. There we go. Get him, boys. Sick him. Let’s go. We got a blaze rod. Okay, okay, okay. I’m taking damage. No, one of my dogs died. Oh, we got another blaze rod. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, almost. Okay. I don’t know how I went out of fire that quickly. Not the baby. Dude, if I had more food, I could heal them. This would be Oh, man. What are you just looking at him? Kill him already. No, another one of my wolves died. Oh no, I only have one left. No. Was that my last wolf that just died? So, all my dogs are dead. I don’t have enough blaze rods. And I just now realized I don’t think I can get back. This is all blocked by lava that does not go back. I actually might be trapped in here. Wait, I can use the fire to jump up this block right here. If they hit me and I catch on fire and I jump at the same time the fire hits me, I can make it up here. Come on. Oh, I did it. No way. No way. No way. No way. No way. No way. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is some hard work. Oh my goodness. So, slight issue. That’s where I came from. How on earth am I supposed to get back up there? Another slight issue. There’s a guest right here, but he doesn’t seem to see me. Maybe he’s a happy guest. He doesn’t look that happy. Yeah, he’s definitely not. All right, let’s try this alternative route. Don’t even think about it. I will light you on fire. Yeah. You like fire? Okay, good news. The alternative route worked. Look at that. Well, now we got to find more dogs and food. Dude, I just figured out a genius food strategy. I can just light cows on fire. Oh no. Oh, look at that. A dog has come. I’ll adopt you. Okay, well, two dogs will have to do. I really only need two more blaze rods. So, you know, I should actually put some of my items in a chest just in case I die. All right. Here we go again. Oh, okay. We just need one more. Oh, there’s another blaze right there. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Come on. Come on. I need the double jump. Um, please don’t kill me. No, that’s not great. Okay, I see my blaze rods, actually. Okay, I think I got everything back. Uh-oh. I’m almost out of food. I can’t even regenerate enough to do this fire trick anymore. Okay, well, plan B. I’m just going to throw all my items up onto this block and uh die. Don’t shoot me. Don’t shoot me. Don’t shoot me. Don’t shoot me. I have a small army chasing me. It’s okay. And pick up the items. Okay, we got blaze rods. Next up on the agenda is ender pearls. So, let’s find some Enderman. Hello, Enderman. I’m going to lava your toes. Oh, he died. He died. He died. And he did not drop anything. Come here, buddy. Come here. Oh, yeah. Well, okay. I think if he dropped a pearl, I burned it. Dude, there’s a shipwreck right here. I didn’t even realize. Ooh, a treasure map. We can use that to find gold and then barter for ender pearls. Oh, how am I supposed to get to the treasure chest under the sand? Hey, buddy. You want to get me some treasure? Okay, I think it’s like right here. Maybe not. That is what I am talking about. Look at all that gold. Give me some ender pearls. [Music] I said ender pearls. Oh, balls. There’s I made a gas sandwich. Oh, man. And I didn’t get any ender pearls from that. Oh, man. And my dog died. Well, that was chaos. I’m just going to kill Enderman the oldfashioned way. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Okay. Uh-oh. That’s not great. That’s definitely not great. I think uh I’mma just kill him in the overworld. Oh, he barely dodged. Yeah, he didn’t drop an ender pearl. Okay, you know, while we do this, we might as well make our way to the stronghold because there’s ender pearls and chests there, too. No, it exploded. Um I think there might be a ship buried down underneath this sand. You ever just have intrusive thoughts? Oh, the eye got stuck on this tree. I can’t even get on this tree. The only way to break this leaf is to burn it. Oh wow, that actually worked. So the stronghold is down here somewhere and there is a cave over here. So I’m really hoping that the cave just has access to it. This is my new favorite way to get rid of creepers. Like it’s just so fun. You just light them and they just die and they want to do it too. Dude, the stronghold. Oh, sweet. Oh, I shouldn’t have killed that creeper. Here’s a creeper. Come on down here, buddy. I need to use you. There we go. Oh yeah, dude. We already got an ender pearl. Nice. All right, we now have access to the portal. However, we do not have access to more Eyes of Ender because I only got one pearl from this brand new strategy unlocked. I put an enderman in a boat and I just ride him into the water. Uh-oh. Oh no. Okay. Oh no. Balls. You know, I have no idea where in this desert. I just died. Oh, let’s go. I thought it would have despawned for sure by now. Hey, there’s the last ender pearl. Now, to kill the Ender Dragon, we can set off fireworks, but they require paper and gunpowder and a ton of it. And I’m pretty sure gunpowder generates in desert temple chests. What the Oh my goodness. I see a desert temple. Oh, yeah. I can’t break blocks. Uh, I’m seeing a lot of creepers around here. Oh, hello, sir. How would you like to help me get Oh, into a desert temple. Come on. No way. This is ridiculous. I had to get another creeper. Okay, we’re good now. Well, I got one gunpowder from an entire temple. Ooh, another temple. Okay, at this rate, it’ll be 5 years till I have enough fireworks. New strategy. We’re going for shipwrecks. Ooh, we’ll actually need dye for fireworks. So, we’ll take this lapis. Me thinks the storms are brewing. Dude, it’s a wandering trader. Please sell gunpowder. No way. He actually sells gunpowder. Okay, sweet. We have so many emeralds. There’s no way. He sold me eight. Well, it’s been like an hour or five or I don’t know, but I think I have enough gunpowder for fireworks balls. I just threw one of my eyes of ender now. I’m one short. I’m going on a rescue mission. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. My eye avener. What the balls? I do not want to have to go all the way back to the Nether and get it again. Okay, well, let’s think about this. If Oh, okay. It went like right up this way. So, it’s probably these coordinates, but higher up. Okay, it’s somewhere in this cave, maybe. There’s no way I’m going to find this in time. Well, it’s past this wall. I feel like I’m in one of those cave explore videos. No way. Holy cow. I did not think I was actually going to find it. Oh yeah. Oh, actually before we go in, let’s put most of our items in this chest just in case we spawn surrounded in endstone. Okay. Uh, let’s do this. I better not spawn an endstone. This is taking a really long time. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Perfect. We can jump off here. I’m so glad I brought all my fireworks. We don’t even need to break the end crystals because these fireworks should be able to kill the dragon quick enough. Let’s see if that Okay, well, he went over there. Buddy, please come down. Please come down. Please come down. Please come down. Oh, I think he’s thinking about it. Yipp. Okay. Yep. You can hear it damaging him. Oh, balls. Uh, no. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls. Oh, no. He already healed up quick enough. I think we have to go in there and just spam all of them. That’s the only way to kill them fast enough. No. Get out of my bed, son. I’m so confused cuz when I tested this before, the fireworks killed the dragon so fast and now they don’t. It they do like no damage. Where the heck am I? I guess we need to break the end crystals, but I can’t use any weapons like arrows or snowballs or eggs. Oh, I thought I was done. Oh, boss. Boss, boss. Oh, it is good to get these items back. We need to go to the surface to make our buckets and another shield. Dude, I don’t have my buckets, so I can’t get out of here cuz I don’t have water. Oh no, I can’t place it anywhere. I’m completely trapped in here. Okay, I just really need this cave to lead somewhere. Oh, there’s an ender pearl in this chest. Okay, I think if I can throw it up here somewhere, I might be able to get out. Good choice. Good choice. I like it. Oh, I see light. All right. Well, that was dumb. Why did I need to get to the surface? Oh, right. A crafting table to make stuff. Bucket, shields, armor. Okay, let’s go break some end crystals. Oh, I just looked at that enderman. Okay, that enderman seems to be like frozen in time or something. Oh, pulse. Definitely not. Definitely not frozen in time. Ha, now he’s frozen in time. Okay, finally. Now, let’s break some end crystals. And I have an idea for how to do it. While eggs and snowballs are weapons, ender pearls are just a means of travel. So, we can throw those at the end crystals. So, I want to try to make a roof platform using lava and water. No, I just deleted my lava source. A well, okay, that’s fine. This roof is probably big enough. So now we just place some water down at our feet and trigger a bunch of endermen. And they just keep running towards the water and taking damage. And now we can just pick up all the ender pearls that they dropped. All right. So if I hit this pearl right and block my shield. Okay, I did not hit the pearl right. Boom. Well, that that Okay. Oh. Oh. No. Oh, I just put down my water and I hate this game. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Uh-oh. Nice. Okay, that’s every crystal destroyed. Now, I’m just going to drop my items off here and go get some fireworks. And now we just have to get to the surface. Oh, we’re good. Oh, wait. The creeper blew up the button. I can’t get back through. There better be another way out. It’s actually a dead end everywhere else. I need to go through that door. I guess I’ll just wait for a creeper to spawn. Guys, I’ve been waiting so long and there hasn’t been a single mob, but I can’t even do anything about it. I just have to keep waiting. Yes, let’s go. Okay. Oh, I don’t have a shield, though. I think if I can just Yep. Okay. And there we go. No way. No way. He missed the door. Okay, that’s it. I’m just going to throw all my items at this door. And there’s a zombie back in this room and he’s going to kill me. And now I run all the way back to the stronghold. [Music] Oh, let’s go. Okay, now we can get some fireworks. Uh-oh. That’s not great, dude. I’m so far from there. Oh, yeah. That’s how we do it. I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but I think there might be a lush cave beneath us. Oh. Oh, I’m so glad I have water placed down. Otherwise, this whole thing would have blown up. [Music] Wait, when did that blow up already? [Music] Okay, I think we have enough gunpowder. Let’s head back. Oh, yeah. I think originally what I did wrong wasn’t just the end crystals, but also I didn’t do enough fireworks stars because the more firework stars, the more damage. So, we’re going to fill these ones up. All right, here we go. Not even going to think about it. This is going to be a piece of cake. I just have to not kill myself like I did before. Check it. Okay, I missed. Okay, I thought he was perching. Oh, he’s perching now. Okay, here we go. Oh, he’s too high up. Oh, there we go. There we go. Oh, balls. I’m damaging myself. Oh, yeah. Oh, he got away. I think he’s merging again. Yes, he is. Yes, he is. Okay, he’s below half health now. I only have 40 fireworks left, though. I got to be really careful. Also, I learned if I spam them, it doesn’t seem to kill him any faster, but it uses up a lot more fireworks. So, I don’t even think my fireworks can reach him all the way up there. Nope. How about now? How about now? How about now? What? He already flew away. 27 fireworks. Okay, he’s bursting again. Okay, he is so good. I only have 10 fireworks. I think I’m going to have the exact right amount to kill him. Steady, steady, go. Yep. Yep. Hey, with six fireworks to spare, baby. This game is too

Using mobs and unusual features I made minecraft beat itself. RULES: no hitting mobs, no breaking blocks, no placing blocks, no weapons.
HOWEVER I can:
– loot chests
– use buckets
– place eyes of ender
– anything else not mentioned in rules lol

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This series is inspired by Wadzee and Luke TheNoteable and Sandiction and Carvs Hardcore Minecraft Series, as well as Mumbo Jumbo and Grian on the Hermitcraft server. yes I did steal this paragraph from Sandiction, he’s too good. These hardcore minecraft videos are similar to challenge or minecraft but or minecraft speedrunner vs hunter except its me in survival making cool builds.

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