Minecraft but I Mine 1 TRILLION Blocks

This is 1 million blocks. And this is 1 billion blocks. But I want to mine 1 trillion blocks. Oh, that is way bigger than I thought. Well, better get started. One, two. Uh, what is that? It’s like, guys, like a Nether portal. It’s beautiful. I can look at it for hours. But I don’t got hours. I got a trillion blocks to mine after all. Wo, where did this just take me? It’s like some mineshaft. And there’s all these items on display. dynamite, a lava vacuum for 75,000. There’s even a planet destroyer for 1 trillion blocks. Okay, I think I get it. So, that number at the top left counts how many blocks I broke, and I can use that to buy items like this uh gardening shovel for the crazy expensive price of one. How will I ever financially recover from spending one? What about this dude? A penny pickaxe? No, that’s 25. So, I guess we got to mine 25 blocks. And to do that, we’ll use this gardening shovel. Let’s see. Oh, cool. Not exactly sure that how Oh, that’s helpful. But every time I garden, I make all this farmland around it. Well, I always wanted to be a farmer. Time to cultivate this soil. You take your time, little seedling. You grow up to be big and strong one day. Well, the gardening shovel’s pretty spiffy, but 31 blocks, that’s like, is that almost a trillion? I don’t know. How long would it take me? Hello there, Mr. Google. Is 31 almost 1 trillion? Mark. No, 31 is not almost a trillion. It would take 31,000 years. I don’t got 31,000 years. I’m not sure I even have the attention span for 31 minutes. So, hopefully I can use this shop to give me some more items. And hopefully these items will get me to a trillion a lot faster. Okay, what do we got next? The penny pickaxe. Uh, yep. It is a pickaxe with a penny on it. At this point, you might as well just call it a copper pickaxe. But no, copper’s still useless. So, penny pickaxe. Let’s see what you can do. Dirt, I’m going to smack some sense into you. One cents. Get it. Get it. Okay. Wa. Wait. Wait. Wait. What just happened? Tails. Did it turn into obsidian? Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. What? Penny pickaxe. Do you feel lucky? Oh, so every time I mine a block, it’s like giving me heads or tails. And I guess tail is obsidian and heads is Oh, a lot of broken blocks. And I almost fell to my death. Oh yeah, I’m feeling lucky. Oh. Oh, not lucky. Not lucky. Give me heads, baby. Can I get heads? Dang it. Please give me heads. Yeah. Not that I condone gambling. Can I break lots of blocks? Can I break lots of blocks? Dang it, dude. Come on, please. Oh, I did not just get tails three times in a row. There goes my life savings. Ah, you know, it can’t be worse than my flint luck, though. Okay, maybe it is worse than my flint luck. Oh my gosh. The quickest I get flint is when I don’t even need it, of course. All right. And that’s 100 blocks, which if I’m not mistaken, means that I should be able to afford the next item. Yeah, it’s this withering axe. It’s like a golden axe with a little rose on it. I’m sure it’s going to feel real nice. Yep. All the thorns sticking into my hand. I’m going to give this an Amazon review of two stars. Looks great, but I am bleeding. Well, let’s see what it does. Oh, it breaks entire trees at one time. Never mind. I changed my review. Five stars. The next item we need is 250 currency, and that shouldn’t be too hard to get with my new beautiful luxurious axe. What I have behind me is a national treasure. This tree has grown for almost 100 years. It’s weathered every storm. It could never be destroed by Wa. Holy smokes, dude. That broke a 100 blocks. I’ll get a trillion in no time. Well, I don’t know if I’d say no time. We’re probably still on pace for about uh 20,000 years. But on the bright side, little guy is growing. Place your bets now. Who’s going to grow faster? Righty Randy or Lefty Larry. I like how I focus so much on like planting seeds and cultivating the ground over here just causing mass deforestation. Mr. Lorax, if you’re watching this, I promise don’t be worried. It’s just Minecraft. All right. Well, that is officially 250 blocks, which means we have exactly right on the money. And now for the first time that really caught my eye, the miners dynamite. It’s a TNT, but squished. Look, he’s like a little baby. You’re adorable. I shall take you home and put you in my pocket. Now, I’m not going to lie, this deck’s kind of cool, too. Groundbreaking bread. Is that Is that raisin bread? Does it have raisins in there? Well, whatever it is, it better be worth 1,000 blocks. Either way, I’m sure it’s not going to take long. I mean, I’m sure dynamite’s going to be pretty strong, right? Oh, look. It It bounces. That’s That’s cool. Wow. And it breaks the blocks. Uh, of course it does. What were we expecting it to do? Turn to a subscribe button? No. That’d be pretty cool, though. Wow. Look at there. You’re right. It did turn to a subscribe button. Press it. Press it. Now, the question is, can I spam it? Oh, yeah. I can. Look at him. Hey, bounce around. Die. Goofy and quite destructive. You know, I think I might have found what I want to use the dynamite on. Ah, look at you. You can explode, right? Well, I’ll help with that. Oh, I just shot it back at myself. This is awkward. Ouch. Stay back, foul monster. Okay, I’m not very good at aiming this thing. It’s It’s so bouncy. I love it. Bouncy little TNTs. Yeah. Okay. I might want to reel in the destruction a little bit. But good news, Lefty Larry’s taking the lead. Lefty Larry fans, rejoice. Rejoice while you still can. While you do that, I will be making a masterpiece. Go. Yeah. Oh, I fell again. Oh, I fell again. Well, I might have two broken ankles and a worm for my rest. But more importantly, I got 1,000 blocks broken, which means I can finally afford bread. Totally worth it. Probably. My grocery bill has gotten pretty high recently. Could have sworn these used to be like a dollar. Now they glow. And m they taste like radiation. Oh. Wo. What the heck? Look at me. I’m st What was that? Hello. No. My dream of being tall. I thought I was finally going to get to play with LeBron James. Whatever will I do? Probably eat it again. Yeah. Oh my gosh, dude. I’m going to be like three blocks tall and I can just walk through stuff. I don’t think this is just bread. That must be what the raisins were for. What happens if I eat more pieces of bread though? Oh, I get bigger and bigger. Dad, you like bread, right? Try this. It’ll solve all your problems. Got picky eaters. Wait, I wonder exactly how big I can get. Oh, I can get bigger. Oh, I get so big. Yes. Oh, I’m not very fast, but I have so many blocks I can break through now. I’m already at 1,500. I need 7,500 for that sponge thing. That’s a lot of blocks, but I need to get bigger and bigger. Bigger than any crafty ever was before. Go, go, dude. With this, I can get to 7,000 blocks in no time. Well, I guess not quit. I literally will be getting to 7,000 blocks in no time. And I have now excavated an entire cave. Okay. Yes, dude. We finally reached over 8,000 blocks. And that is the perfect amount to buy this beautiful, incredible, honestly a little gross everrowing sponge. Looks a little moldy. I think I see a wart there and there and there and there and all around there. But it’s now my child and I love it all the same. I shall call him Spongebob. So, let’s see what this does. I’m going to assume it’s something with water. Water. I need water. Hello, small child. Do you know where the nearest water is? He ran away. Fair enough. I guess if a stranger barged into your house asking for water, I’d be a little concerned, too. Oh, yeah. Dude, this will work. How do I do this? I just like placed the sponge. Wa! Oh my gosh. Wow. Dude, stop it. Stop. You’re getting too big. Rob here sucked up all the water and threw it everywhere. I want to see it again. Go, go, go. Okay. Oh, that’s a big sponge. That is ginormous. And it shoots the water everywhere. Uh, so cool. Is that breaking blocks, though? I can’t really tell. Oh, there’s a lake over here. Let’s try this one. So, I’m just going to go to the very middle of the lake. Hope that this doesn’t uh completely dry up everything, but I’m wondering if it’ll give me some broken blocks in the process. Oh, it stuck up a lot of water. Oh, yeah. Look at all that. It just gave me like 2,000 blocks. Oh, it’s still going. It’s still going. It’s not stopping. I’ve created a monster and it’s amazing. Wo, that kind of curse, dude. And if I’m not mistaken, all I need for the next item is 10,000 blocks for Is that a puffer fish? I don’t know. Don’t ask questions. Back to sucking up water with Spongebob, which I guess counts as breaking blocks. Let’s see. Oh. Oh, I can place so many of them. My army of sponges, they will never stop you. That’s crazy, dude. Oh. Oh, I’m starting to lag. Might have been a mistake. Wo! This is what happens whenever I break like a couple thousand blocks. What do you think’s going to happen when I break a trillion, dude? Ly latty. Yeah, I think that got me enough for the next item. The block breaking armor. That is a puffer fish. I don’t know about you, but I don’t see a single arm involved. Oh, wait. I got my numbers all mixed up. This was 10,000. Crafty, don’t read too good. Which means we could also buy this mob launcher, but I’ll put that away for safekeeping for now. And the next thing we want to get is chest art. Huh? Chunky Chester. I guess you are looking a little chunky. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him as a double chest before. Honestly, that’s even more adorable. Just when I thought Chester couldn’t get more perfect. All right. Not sure how a puffer fish counts as armor, but I guess I might as well try it on, right? Oh. Oh, I get it. I get it. It’s like a bodysuit. That is awesome, man. This is my bodyguard. Uh, literally, he’s on my body and he’s guarding me. Hey, you golem. Want to have a little sparring match? Duh. Okay. Whoa. You see that dude? I’m dead. Not exactly sure what happened. So, I’m going to have to try that again. But for all you still invested, look at that. Righty Randy, he took the lead again. But lefty Larry’s right behind. Oh, I’m so invested. Hit. It’s a lot harder to do this in a big puffer fish here. Derek, help me out, please. Oh, mobs. I don’t know how I feel about just making myself bait for mobs, but it does look like there’s some kind of bar in the middle of the screen to powering up. Hey, you got to do it a little bit faster, dude. Wa! Yeah. So, it looks like when I take a certain amount of damage, I shoot out all these splines. Okay. I still got to be careful. I don’t have armor. No, don’t kill me. Okay. All right. To stop that from happening, I might as well make some armor real quick. 1 2 3 4 crafting table. Stick. Stick. Cobblestone. Stone pickaxe. And I already have iron. Goodbye some pickaxe. Key stone. Festo. Coal. Iron. More iron. There you go. Take your time. I’m in no rush. Hurry up, please. Sorry about that. I get a little impatient. Legs, feet, one of these things. Stop. fully clothed. You can’t see it. You know, it’s one of those invisible armors. But now we should be ready to Well, wait, wait, wait. It works with any kind of damage, not just mobs. Oh, wait. I got an idea. Remember me, viewers. Remember me. Oh, that is so cool, dude. I love it. I love it very much. Okay, well, I really want to try out this mob launcher. But before we do that, I think we got a little bit of a purchase to make. You know him. You love him. I have a round of applause for Oh, what are you doing here? No. All right, that was a little dramatic. your boy Chester. Yeah. Oh, look at you, buddy. You’ve been hitting the gym. You looking pretty buffed today. Oh, he’s so happy. I’m happy, too. Jesse, you want to go try out this mob launcher with me? We got a long way to go if we’re going to break one trillion blocks. But next up, we got a 75,000 for a lava vacuum, which I’m not going to lie, sounds pretty cool. I think I’ll lava that. Wait, that was cringe. Cut that, Derek. Not a chance. A fire has started in the Minecraft village. Assemble the firefighters. Rush to the fire. Extinguish the flames. Save the kittens. Use one of the 10 skins with 3D helmets, backpacks, and equipment. Proceeds from the skin pack will help fund gear, and programs that keep LA safe. LFD Firefighter Heroes, available now on the Minecraft Marketplace. So, not exactly sure what a mob launcher does, but I got a pretty good guess, and it has to do with launching mobs. Oh, I can hold right click to suck mobs in, and then not let me guess. I can shoot them. Go. Oh my god. And it’s gone. Okay, I want to try it again. Horse, be free. He’s gone. Goodbye, my friend. Oh. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, wait. He’s fine. Horses are invincible. The more you know. But what was supposed to do with this? This doesn’t even do anything. I’ve been scammed. I’ve been ripped off. I demand a refund. I have buyers remorse so bad right now. You You take this. I don’t even want it anymore. Oh no. Maybe I could like throw them into the lava. Wo, these mobs are better. If I launch these guys, it looks like it’ll do a big explosion when they die. Oh, I get it. So, the amount of blocks it breaks has to do with what kind of mob it is. So, peaceful mobs are useless. Don’t do that. But hostile mobs break lots of blocks. So, as a recap, spiders, yes, spiders are great to throw. Small baby villagers, uh, not so much. This dude is not going to like me. First, I come in, ask it for waters, then I take him out of his bed. The bed is occupied. Will you tell me the villagers still in here? Hey, look, dude. I promised that bed was yellow before I got here. Wait, dude. I got an idea. So, the mob launcher works better on hostile mobs, right? Do you think it would work even better on bosses? So, if you’re picking up what I’m placing on the ground, then I might be able to get enough currency for that lava vacuum just by killing a guardian. Oh, and I have seemed to have made a mistake. Help, I’m stuck. Suck it. I’m drowning. Okay, this seems to be my fate now. Okay. All right, for real this time. And uh I have no idea who won. I think it was Ry Randy. So, congrats if you got it right. All right, friends. It looks like we found an ocean monument. All thanks to Chester the navigator. Now, excuse me. You go over there. Thank you. Pardon me. Uh, down there. Thank you. Wa! I just revealed the elder guardian. Thank you. You are now mine and I am out of here. That’s so funny. I just like kidnapped their king. Was like, “Bye.” I would feel bad, but the guardians are evil. You can go back home. Wa! That was a ton more blocks. Probably not worth it, but still cool nonetheless. Now I’m kind of wondering what’ll happen if I suck up some other bosses. Wakey wakey eggs and bakey warden. The best part of waking up is Crafty sucking you up. Goodbye. I think this is the least I’ve ever been scared of a warden. Oh no, so big and scary. Whatever am I going to do? Goodbye. I love when they just go flying. That’s so funny. You think you’re so big and tough? What about now, tough guy? Why don’t you go ahead pick up some of your own size? You’re missing out on all the fun. They’re all over there. All right, Chester. Which mob should we Wait, what? Apple, are you hungry? You’re hungry on the job? I guess with all these games, you do need some food. Well, anything to keep the doctor away. Where you going? Oh, he’s on a mission. Uh, bye, Chester. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What did you just do, Chester? You just ate an entire chunk in one bite. That’s why they call you chunky Chester. Not just because you got so big and strong, but also because you literally eat entire chunks in one bite. You, my friend, are menace. Who needs a planet destroyer when you got Chester? Not me. 31,000 is a lot, but it’s not a trillion. Heck, it’s not even the 75,000 we need for the lava vacuum. Get out of the way, Grass. You’re ruining my shop. Oh, wait. It looks like Chester’s hungry again for snow. Oh, he wants ice cream. A chest after my own heart. Personally, buddy, I’d go for like vanilla, but I guess it doesn’t get fresher than this. Oh, I forgot you can’t just get snow. This could not get any worse. It just got a lot worse. I made this video for you and I’m freezing for it. This is what a crafty looks like after a whole video of you not subscribing. No, I’m kidding. I’m chill. May we get snow with this TNT thing? Yeah, we can. I think this dynamite might be my favorite item. It’s not the best, but it’s just so cool, man. Okay, a snow block. And I’m out of space in my inventory. Please, get out of my inventory. Hey, Chester, want to go ahead and eat all that snow for me? Oh no, he’s going the other way. Dude, that’s crazy. And you’re on the ledge. Tester’s like, “Help me.” That’s okay, buddy. I got you. That sure is a long way down. Oh, come on, man. What are the odds of that? No. Hi, Tester. We’re doing good, but we still got a lot of blocks to go. And you’re still hungry. You’re hungry for TNT. Well, that’s easy. Here you go. Do you want this? Does this work for you? Is this what you hunger for? Okay, not that way. It looks like he actually just wants a TNT block. Fine. Fine. I’ve raised a picky child. Time to find a desert. I’m sure if I just keep going this way, I’ll eventually find one. Sorry, I can’t hear you. pretty loud. Derek, turn down the noise. Not what I said. One very loud journey later. Wait, you guys, look what I just found. A desert temple, a village right next to it, and right next to that is a ruined portal. I didn’t even know that was possible. But honestly, why am I surprised? Nothing is possible in this video. I’m shocked by structure spawning, but this what Chester does totally normal. Completely 100% normal. Well, Chester buddy, you’ve done a great job, but I think it’s time we move on and buy the next item, which should be Yeah. a lava vacuum. Not sure if that means it vacuums up lava or if it’s a vacuum made of lava. And hopefully it’s able to give us 100,000 blocks for a brewer 2.0. It’s like a It’s like a blending machine. Kind of cursed. Not going to question it. I don’t think I vacuumed since I was like 9 years old. Is that gross? Don’t answer that. All right, let’s see how this works. Wo! Oh, I literally suck up all the lava and it’s gone. That’s it. No more lava. No more danger. This This is powerful. I have to go to the Nether now. Ruin portal, I need your help. Please have obsidian. Oh, but I do have the penny pickaxe. So maybe if I just get a little bit lucky or unlucky, I guess I can get the obsidian I need. Now I just need a couple of diamonds. So shiny. And now the super interesting task of breaking one block in like 30 seconds. Yep, I ought to get to a trillion and uh maybe a trillion years. And perfect. Now for literally unlimited lava that I can suck up. Infinite money glitch. Here I come. What the heck? All right, time to vacuum up some lava. This is either going to be a really good or go really poorly, dude. Wo! Oh my gosh, dude. Oh. Oh. Oh, that was so loud, but also so awesome. Oh, and so laggy. I’m breaking my computer. That’s it. My computer is going to break, dude. I’m already at 79,000. I’m going to draw something. Wee! Oh, that’s so cool. I made a heart. Obviously looks just like what my mom would put on the refrigerator. Well, since we’re already at 100,000 blocks broken, I think it’s time we go ahead and buy that next thing. Yeah, the Brewer 2.0 for 100,000 blockaroonies. I’m going to make some mean smoothies in this guy. Maybe I could feed him to this thing. Automated destruction golem for 500,000. Dude, he looks like he’s got like Christmas ornaments on him. How destructive can he be? D. Well, let’s see. How do I use this? Uh, I can’t upgrade a potion in your off hand. Oh, so I got to get like potion stuff. Well, guess we’ll need some water bottles. That pickled up there is like, why? Why’ you do that? So not necessary. All right. Well, cook up some sand. Turn these into some glass bottles. Fill them up with the finest spring water. And then I guess see if that works. Oh yeah, I did. Dude, look at this. A punch two potion. Hey cow, stand back. You do not want to mess with this guy. Woo. Oh, I didn’t mean to actually kill him. Oh no. That is that is a powerful punch. I I want to do it again. Oh, wait. This one’s different. It’s called jump to jump to where? Well, only one way to the clouds. Woo, that’s a pretty good jump. And I destroy everything. Uh, not as cool as the punch. So far, that one’s definitely my favorite. Let’s try it again. See what happens. Oh, it’s a speed 2.0. Wow. Maybe this two will also give me 40 million subscribers. Uh, nope. Looks like it’s just breaking some blocks beneath me. Pretty cool. But I got 500,000 blocks to get to. So, we got a lot of potions to drink. Oh, yeah. I feel like a mad scientist over here. Is this a good idea? Probably not. Do I regret it? Nope. Not even a little bit. I wonder, can I combine them? Do like a big jump and then punch in the ground. That was cool. I enjoyed this. I enjoy this very much. This makes me very happy. Very satisfying. And luckily, all I need is water, so it takes like no time at all to restock more. We must get stronger. We have so many more blocks to break. This like still is nowhere close to 1 trillion, dude. Oh man, that sure is a lot of lava. If only there was a way I could get rid of all of it. Peace says, setting up the punchline of him getting rid of all of it. This might be my favorite item so far. Like that’s just so good, dude. Terrible for my eardrums and computer. But I think it’s still my best way of getting to a trillion blocks. Uh guys, I think I think I think I’ve done I think I’m doing too much. If I blue screen, just know that I crafty have always. And that’s 500,000 finally. Oh man. Which is the perfect amount for us to go ahead and buy this automated destruction goal of die. He wouldn’t hurt a fly. See, this buddy’s beautiful. You’re all decked out, man. I have one goal for you. Your job, if you choose to accept it, is to break all these blocks. Go. Okay. Making this really awkward, man. Go. Whoa. Wait, I can ride him. That’s kind of cool. He’s not breaking blocks, though. Oh, he’s breaking my skull. What the heck, man? He needs something. You’re kind of smoking. Be like a machine. Do you need fuel that? Okay, maybe coal. There you go, buddy. I was doing something. Where you going? Wa! Look at that. That was so many. And now he’s uh sleepy. He swung his arms once and he’s like, “Okay, work here. Done. Five more minutes, Mom.” Hello. I need you to do that again. He’s eating my coal, but it’s not working. Uh, he’s an iron golem. Do an iron. Oh, he does. Oh, okay. So, I might just need to keep coal and iron on me to keep this guy rocking. All right, buddy. We’re going to be the best team ever. Uh, second best team ever, obviously. Chester, you go break those blocks, and I’m going to get more of these leather from the vacuum. We are not done yet, soldier. Oh, wait. Why are you going red? Oh. Oh, no. That’s not good. Oh, he’s dead. Good news. Uh, we got like over a million blocks from that, which means we can buy this sword of experience. Don’t know what it does or how it’s supposed to break blocks, but if it can break up 1.5 million blocks for this inbreaker elytra, I’ll be one happy guy. Okay, so it looks like this sword does. It has sharpness X and Armageddon X, whatever the heck that means. It looks like I can kill mobs to get more experience. And the more experience I get, the more destruction there is, I suppose. I mean, that looked pretty lame. Come on. I said there’s destruction. You’re ruining my whole thing. Wait, are you saying because I don’t have a lot of experience, I’m not causing any damage. That’s kind of a bummer, dude. On the bright side, I am getting levels really fast. They know somewhere we can get lots of levels. Everyone’s least favorite place, the ancient city. Ow. Cuz theoretically, can’t I just like throw a bunch of TNTs out, collect all this stuff, and then get all the experience super quickly? I don’t know. But it’s my only idea. Wait, I just noticed, dude, if I right click, I also get these little enchantment stuffs. Wa! Yeah, it looks like it enchantes some of these items. Protection 100 armor and efficiency 255 pickaxe. Uh yeah, that’s that’s kind of crazy. Yeah, they’re going to be able to get levels pretty quickly now. I like it. So, I’ve stocked up on some levels. How about we test out our new stuff, shall we? I guess I already am. Yeah, that doesn’t hurt, dude. Keep shooting away. What are you going to do by buddy? Wo! Oh, look at that. Oh, it looks like with my levels going up, my sword’s getting stronger. Yes, dude. Hey, are you next? Hello, dude. This is so OP. More. Bring me more. Oh, hello bodies. How’s that feel? Woo. Okay, you know what? That was a bad idea. That’s on me. That’s my bad. Well, that didn’t exactly go as planned. Good news, the sword is awesome. Uh, bad news, to protect the village, I must destroy the village. Look at these guys. They’re scrambling around. They don’t even know where to go. They know that pain awaits them. Oh, I do it every time. Maybe if I’m just far enough away. Go, go. You stay that way. You think you can hide from me, foul monster? Hey, you stay away from the house. Uh, where’s Woo? Okay, that it’s getting crazier. I apologize about the house. I promise I didn’t mean it. Wait, look at this guy. He’s trying to hit me and he can’t do it. Ah, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary. Oh, this guy wants some, too. Yeah, get him. Take him down. Get this boy. Nice. Hey, I did it. Hero of the village. Thank you. Thank you. I’m sure I have great trades, right? M. Wow, that’s awesome. All back to business. We still need 1.5 million blocks broken, and I’m not going to do that unless I start really killing mobs. I got no time to waste, dude. Skeleton meet sword. Uh, that is quite a lot of blocks, dude. Oh, that’s wrecking a lot. Now, now we should be able to get to 1.5 million in no time at all. Now, it’s kind of like every time we kill a mob, we’re Chester. Uh, because of the whole blockb breaking thing. Not because Chester’s a bad guy, I promise. Excuse me. Pard me. Thank you. And I think with that one, I should finally be hitting, wait for it, dramatic pause. 1.5 million. Oh, bye, Chester. And so it kind of took forever, but now we can buy the inbreaker elytra, wings of glory, tech, the promised land. Ow! Ow! Ow! Okay, that hurt. I really thought I’d break the blocks I ran into, but uh, nope, that doesn’t work. All apparently, it destroys in stone. Okay, you know what that means. Sorry, boys. This is a fire hazard. 1 2 3 4 5 7 QPZ1. Let’s go. All right, now that we’re in the Nether, let’s just try like flying out this way. And can I break it? Oh, dude, I can. And look how many blocks I’m breaking. It’s like millions at a time. This is awesome. And all I need to do is get to 100 million for the next item. Ow. What? What are you doing here? This is my safe space. Hey, dragon. You think you’re the king of the Okay. And that should be a 100 million. Wow. Big number. Very big number. And the dragon might be shooting at me, but it can wait for a second. I have more important matters to attend to. Like this warden blaster. Oh, that looks cool. I want it. But what I want even more is the black hole for 1 billion. Yeah, Chester’s excited, too. You see that guy? Oh, warden blaster. What could you possibly do? You know, I think I have a pretty good guess. Mr. Dragon, you have been involuntarily signed up to be a test subject. Wait. Oh my gosh, dude. This life shreds through everything. And apparently, it’s breaking tons of blocks. This is called the get off me device. I get scared and I tell all the enderman to get off of me. I promise this won’t hurt a bit. I’m lying. It’ll hurt a bit. And the dragon is down. Oh, wait. Warden Blaster level two. Did it just evolve because I killed the dragon? Let’s see. Woah. Oh my gosh. Look at it. It’s dealing more damage. That’s all yellow and it shreds through blocks now. You think if I killed like a warden, it would upgrade again? Well, all in one way to find out. Through the uh the halfbroken portal. Oh, probably shouldn’t do that. Hello. Is anyone here? I’m just here to uh destroy the entire world, but like in a good guy kind of way. Yeah. How’s it feel? Use your own power against you. It’s only reached level three. All right, let’s see. Oh my gosh, that could not be crazier. Wo! You tell me there’s still two items after this that’ll break blocks even more than that. And that is finally 1 billion blocks broken, dude. We are working with some insane numbers now. And speaking of insane, it doesn’t get much more insane than a black hole, right? I mean, come on, dude. It’s a black hole. I’m surprised this isn’t the last item. Well, let’s go ahead and use it. Uh, what? Nothing happened. Oh, something’s happening. Okay. Oh. Oh, it’s getting billions of blocks at once. It’s sucking me in. Woo! Look at that. That is a black hole. Oh, it’s destroying everything, dude. That was ridiculous. Oh, poor piggies. Oh, look at all the chickens. They’re finally falling down. Like, yes. Freedom land. Oh no. And we’re getting sucked in again. No. Oh, this is bad. This is real bad. Okay, maybe when the water will look cool, cuz we got to get to a trillion. We still got a ways to go. I mean, we’re pretty close, but not there yet. Run away from the explosion as it happens behind you, just like in the movies. Oh, that’s not how it happens in the movies. I think I might have spawned too many black holes. I think I made a mistake, guys. Oh no. Oh, it broke through bedrock. I think this is it. I think it’s Oh, it’s all breaking. I can’t even die. That’s how much it’s lagging. If you’re watching this, please call my mom. Tell her I love her. Oh, that’s that’s some good frames. So, I might have broke Minecraft, but I have not destroyed the world yet, which means our job here is not done. And Chester is now multiplying. Oh, we really got to break a trillion blocks before my computer breaks, dude. But look at that destruction. That’s ridiculous. Oh, and there’s another one behind me. Why’ I do that? Now, after all of this garnage, we have officially reached 1 trillion blocks and the I don’t think I’m making the world better. But remember, it’s just Minecraft and we have to see what happens with the item that costs 1 trillion broken blocks. The planet destroyer. All right, Minecraft. Goodbye. Uh, planet destroyer firing in 10 98. What is that? You know what? I changed my mind. I actually don’t want to destroy the world. That is a death star. Oh, it’s shooting down blazers. Everything’s a destroyed. This is bad. Duh. Is it over? Oh, dude. There’s nothing left, Chester. It’s just me and you on one block. I’ve seen this before. Well, we did it. We successfully mined one trillion blocks and the entire world in Minecraft. And now I guess I’ll start my one block let’s play. Bye. Oh, that didn’t

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0:00 Mine 1 TRILLION Blocks
1:39 Penny Pickaxe
3:50 Miner’s Dynamite
5:10 Groundbreaking Bread
8:08 Block Breaker Armor
10:06 Mob Launcher
13:33 Chester Chomps Chunks
15:33 Lava Vacuum
17:00 Brewer 2.0
19:10 Automated Destruction Golem
20:15 Sword of XP
23:50 Warden Blaster
25:07 Black Hole

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