Do NOT Play the Alex After Dark Mod in Stardew Valley

Do NOT Play the Alex After Dark Mod in Stardew Valley

That’s a good boy, Dusty. I wish he spoke to me like that. What’s up, gamers? Welcome back. I have spent years ignoring Alex’s six-pack and tragic backstory. Jocks with mommy issues just aren’t really my thing. But today, we’re going to explore the Alex After Dark mod to see if it makes him a viable love interest, somebody I could actually like. I’m curious to see how much this mod really transforms the dialogue. Hello, Alex. How disappointing. I would have thought the new farmer would be more cute. You have absolutely no right saying that when you look like that. Hi, Alex. As much as I find farmwork super interesting, I have things to get back to. Like ignoring you, for example. That’s a crazy thing to say to somebody you just met for the first time. Here’s an egg. Brack slurp. M. Now that’s what I call a snack. He just drank the egg. Look, you seem nice, but I think I’d rather make conversation with a grid ball right now. Men, listen, sweetheart. You don’t have to keep talking to me. You’re not even my type. You need to be more Never mind. I need to be more what? Say it with your chest, buddy. Don’t you never mind me. Alex rolls his eyes as soon as he sees you walking up. Doesn’t look like he wants to talk to you today. Alex, who is she? Are you joining the egg hunt this year? Yeah. Are you trying to win the straw hat? That’s a little on the nose, don’t you think? What do you mean by that? Now, the winner of this year’s egg hunt is, drum roll, please. Faith. Me? You’re kidding. Here’s your prize. Enjoy. Thank you so much. I’m going to wear that straw hat over to that house. We’re going to give this man a piece of our mind. He’s been disrespectful. He’s been rude. He hurted my little feelings. And I’m just a baby. Excuse me. Use me, sir. May I ask you a question? Okay. Hey, I got you something. How does he know that my love language is gift giving? I know it’s a bit out of season, but I don’t know. It’s kind of reminds me of your smile almost. Why aren’t the posters low-key suspicious? Oh, hey, Stalker. You know, I think I’m getting used to you sneaking up on me. It’s a little embarrassing, but I’ve read maybe two books on this entire shelf. Gran says I need to be more well read, but just looking at all these books makes me nervous. What? think a little book is going to hurt you. I’m surprised you’ve even read a book before. I’m just going to say you’re cute when you’re nervous. Jeez. Hi. Oh my god. Are you actually trying to flirt with me? Is it working? Can’t read skill issue. Guys, don’t make fun of him. Why are you in here anyway? If I didn’t know better, I’d think you’d like visiting me when I’m all alone and vulnerable. Get this man away from me. The fact that I have to read this. Oh, that next time we meet, you’re the one who’s alone and vulnerable. Oh, cringe. Oh, cringe. We got another cut scene. Are you kidding me? I love a muscular man. What can I say? Oh, hey. I was just doing some quick workouts. Sorry about that whole no shirt thing, babe girl. It don’t matter. Actually, since you’re here, does that mean you’re not mad about the other day? You know, the bath house, the pool, sir. Huh? Never mind then. Well, uh, are you just going to stick around and I’ll let me working out then? I might. Look at them little pixel pixel pecs. Kiss me every time. Do you have something wonderfully nice to say to me today? Any gifts? Anything interesting to add? Oh, he’s blushing. You actually look pretty cute with mud on your face, sweetheart. Stop. I’m like married in real life, but he doesn’t have to know. That’s a good boy, Dusty. I wish she spoke to me like that. What am I going to do about her, boy? She’s driving me insane following me around and I thought you liked me. Wait, you’re telling me men don’t like to be stalked? He doesn’t even get my vibe. It’s like Faith wants to make it impossible for me to ignore her. Like, she’s trying to get me to fall for her. That’s so silly. Who would Who would do that? You know why I keep my distance? Don’t you, boy? Ya, he was such a piece of to my mom. I swear I’d do anything not to become him. Even if it means ignoring Faith. I’m here, queen. I’ve arrived. I made my entrance. Don’t you know it’s rude to walk up behind people like that? Don’t you know it’s rude to be talking about people to your dog? God forbid a girl has hobbies, honestly. Like, can I not stalk? Wait, does that mean you heard what I was talking about before you showed up? No. Like, of course not. He hesitates a moment, sighing in resignation upon realizing he has no other explanation. You caught me talking to Dusty about my dad and how I’m afraid of well afraid of becoming an acting like him. I sometimes talk to Dusty since I don’t want to bother Granny with it. You hear Alex clear his throat. Well, never mind all that. I don’t want to be all sappy and around you. Do you want to see what Dusty does for a steak since you came all the way to see me? Yes. Oh my god, that’s horrifying. That’s a nightmare. Look at him. I think he might like the steak as much as I do. Jump scare. You actually look pretty cute with mud on your face, sweetheart. Hello. I just like happened to be rolling the neighborhood and I just wanted to say hi and like see what you were feeling. Okay, I’m going to go see your grandma now. Bye-bye. George spends the whole day in front of that darn television set. I love how they’re such a realistic old couple. He just sits in front of the TV and is grouchy and she’s like George just he just doesn’t do what he’s supposed to. Literally my grandparents except there is a lot more cursing. Oh, I need to buy a bouquet so I can ask him to be my boyfriend. I confess you’ve never finished Stardy Valley. I have never finished Stardy Valley. You find it very boring. Don’t talk to me. Don’t look at me. Don’t look me in the eye. Have I ever told you how good you look? I could stare at you all day, sweetheart. We’re not even dating. What the heck? You redeemed hats off. I have to put on a hat. Oh my god, my lady. Do you like my hat? I have to switch to a different hat. Oh, there he is. Why are you always watching her? This is going to be our first fight. Why are you always looking at this other girl? Hm. Am I not good enough? I’m surprised you even had nice clothes for something like this. You look cute. I’m gonna ask Alex. You’ll be my dance partner. Yeah, of course I will. Now, how about you give me a little twirl so I can see the whole outfit. Do we start the dance? Yes. I want to dance with my boo even though I don’t get to I don’t get to wear the same outfit as all the other girls. Everybody else got, you know, told about the outfit change. Not me. Wore my stupid boots and my dumb little hat. I’m not even hitting the moves right now. This is just making me mad. Look at me. I’m doing like this and all the other girls are doing like this. I’m so off key. I’m so off key, Alex. This is so embarrassing for me. You’re dragging mud in. Stay there. Let me go get a mop and a towel for you to dry off. I swear you’re such a mess. What the heck? Like, I came in all romantic, ready to be like, you know, Alex, this thing between us and you’re like getting mud in my house. Oh, these flowers are nice. Thanks, sweetheart. Will you let me kiss you now? Not before marriage. Jeez, you dirty dog. Okay. Oh, no. I have a cut scene with Alex. Okay. He’s a little puzzled. Hey. Very, very angry expression. That was like a Hey. Hey. What are you doing on my turf? Huh? Sorry. I thought you were someone else. Who are you thinking of when you see me? You know, I haven’t actually seen you here before. Just so you’re aware, this is the spot I come to to be alone. It’s your spot. You own the beach. So, I’d uh I’d appreciate it if you left it to me from now on. I’d rather not see you here every day if I don’t have to. Girly Pop, this is this is the man I’m dating. Plus, I’m not really into that into into me. You know, the whole dirty, sweaty farmer thing you have going on. You seemed pretty into it. I would argue you quite liked it. What’s wrong with being a little sweaty? I’m surprised you’re afraid of a little dirt. I’m not afraid of dirt. It just doesn’t look good on someone like you. Like me. A woman. Whatever. I’ll choose another spot. Yeah, you do that. Yeah, you. This is my turf now. This is my area of the beach. I got another cut scene. Is he going to be nice to me now? I know she ignored what happened at the pool when we last talked, but I need to talk about it. I need Oh my gosh. Is he going to apologize? Whatever. I’ll just open by asking if we can hang out, and if I’m denied, then I’ll know where we stand. Oh my gosh, he just ran away from me. I love a man who’s afraid of me. I’m never this nervous. I’ll tell her next time. I hope someday you’ll feel the same way about me as I do you, sweetheart. What did you just say? Uh, don’t worry about it. Should have listened the first time, dummy. Your petals look beautiful this time of year, sweetheart. Huh? Yeah, I meant the flowers you planted. What? What else did you think I meant? Get me out of here. First day of summer. Maybe we can go get ice cream together and hang out. Great. First, I have to deal with the heat. Now, I got to deal with you, too. Can this season get any worse? I am being like brought on this emotional roller coaster. Like, wait a minute. He’s like, “You’re just so cute, sweetheart.” Or I just like, “Oh my god, I just want to eat you up.” And then the next minute he’s like, “Can you stay away from me?” Like, I feel like I’m dating Edward Cullen in the first Twilight. Let’s find where this man’s going. Oh, we have a cut scene. Oh, great. Are you stalking me now? What even was your name again? Penny, wait. Come on. I was kidding. Can’t you take a joke? Jokes are not meant to be hurtful. Only when the jokes are funny. Got him good. Ate him up, girly pop. Sorry. I only bring out the good jokes for my actual friends. Not some farmer who has an obsession with stalking me. I bet you’re just as obsessed with me. Um, I know he’s as obsessed with me. I know deep down. Yeah, right. Like I’d ever be into someone like you. I bet you can’t even catch this. He just like slams it into my face. That’s what I thought. Just stick to farm work and being cute, sweetheart. Wait, he thinks I’m cute. Sweetheart, do you barely know this guy? You know, you’re not bad company, Faith. I could show you how to properly catch it if you’d like. He got your name right. He gets me. I love uh being treated like crap. He’s sniffling in his corner, guys. Oh, hey. Hey. You weren’t supposed to see me like this, but I don’t think I really care about that anymore. Be the real you, queen. Show us what you’re made of. You hear Alex sigh. It’s the anniversary of Oh, no. She died 12 years ago, but the only thing I have to remember her by is this little music box. That’s sad. This is just supposed to be a silly mod video. Wait, just holding his little music box. Oh my gosh, that is so sad. Okay, like I’m a sensitive person. I know it’s silly, but I’ve been trying so hard for the past few days to try and recreate her salted radish sandwiches for today, but I just couldn’t get it right. Oh, that’s not silly. I think you should just get over it, bro. Just get over your dead mom, dude. Uh, it’s not silly. It’s not. You know just what to say, don’t you? Maybe that’s why I don’t mind so much anymore when you keep finding me in these vulnerable places. I want to find you in a vulnerable place later. You know, a while ago, I found you over there at the edge of the docks alone, and I was wanting to tell you something. Tell me what, King. I just I feel so comfortable around you. I need you to know that, Faith. Okay. Don’t Don’t say anything back yet. I I don’t think I could handle it if you said you didn’t feel the same way. Let me walk you back. It’s starting to get late anyways. Alex needs a chill pill. No, I get him now. I And I can fix him. Hey, Faith. Mhm. Don’t tell anyone else about my mom. That stays between us. Yeah, of course it does. Stream, I need you guys to be Keep it cool. Keep it cool. Oh, wait. Wait. We’re supposed to be like spying on him. Hold on. Shh, guys. Who is she? She said, “Good morning, Alex.” I don’t care that they’re at different parts of the beach. I don’t care that they’re not sitting next to each other. How are you, Dia? Oh, I’m good. I’m good. Hey, let bro. Let bro, let’s not I can’t stop pumping. Oh my gosh. Ever heard of knocking? What’s wrong with you? I thought I I thought I thought you were uh thought I was what? Getting a really good workout in. Oh, gross. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Do you want to work out or something? Maybe it’ll help you out on the farm or whatever. Um, actually, I want to go potato on the couch. So, okay. Is that Do they have no shame? We’re working out. We’re working out. Gam gam. My gosh. Hey, I got to make things dirty. Wait, wait, wait. I found this the other day while around your ho. I mean, granny found it while she was gardening. I thought it looked good on you. Got me a necklace. That is so cute. A fancy necklace found in the water outside of a bath house. It’s still wet. Have you noticed how Dusty started to get really excited when you come over? This means you have to come over more often. You know that, right? If you want to see me more, just say that. You don’t have to use your dog. Meet me at the saloon tonight after dark. Alex, he said to meet him at Oh, at the saloon. Like, do I have to go into the saloon? Oh my god. This man lied to me. This man left me standing. What the heck? Am I confused? Did I misread it? I got stood up. Oh my gosh. This man stood me up. I waited here all night for you, Alex. All night you never showed. That ice cream stall has been pretty busy this year. Maybe I’ll make enough to buy you something pretty. A That’s so sweet. You stood me up last night, though. All righty. Let’s buy us a a good old mermaid pendant. We going to wife this man up. Okay. Maybe he’s he’ll be normal. He’ll be nice. Are you trying to impress someone? Boo. Uh why are you asking this? You just uh just look nicer than usual. You just like brushed your hair and I was like, who is this It is time. We asked him. I accept. I’ll set everything up. We’ll have the ceremony in 3 days. Okay. Bye-bye. Hey, uh Faith, I feel a lot more at peace after talking to you on the beach last week. Thanks for listening to me. Yeah, of course. Of course. This guy’s weird. You think I’d look good in overalls? I’m really trying to embrace the whole farmer thing now. No, Alex, wait. We’re getting married, Alex. You don’t have to go to the beach and hang out with Haley anymore. You’re mine now. Wait. This is my man. We’re getting married tomorrow. And he’s coming to the beach to hang out with his girl best friend. Does that sit right with anybody else? It’s our wedding. When Faith first arrived, no one knew if she’d fit in. She seemed kind of like a loser to me. But from this day forward, she’s going to be a part of the community. We unite Faith and Alex in holy matrimony. Oh my gosh, I’m getting married in the straw hat. Excuse Twilight marriage music. Alex, you may kiss. Life’s going to be different from now on, but the future looks bright. The future is damn queen. The wedding was wonderful, wasn’t it, dear? Well, we can’t forget about the farm. Time to get to work. Oh my god. I just had my forest kiss with Alex. I’m going to throw up. Everybody else has like a cool hobby room and he’s like, world got to hit chest. Good morning, sweethearts. What? I told you I’d be the one to make you breakfast one of these days. Have I ever told you how cute you are? Sometimes I find myself struggling to look away. I need just people to take notes. That’s like the perfect thing to say. His outside area is literally just a kettle ball. They really just were like, you know what? He’s going to be a jock and he’s going to have mommy issues. That’s my man. I’mma stand by him. Sorry. Just sometimes I can’t believe that you gave me my dream family life. Faith, I love you. Here’s a fried egg. There’s always something so homey about the meals you bring me. Thanks, sweetheart. No problem. It’s a green rain day. What do you have to say? I nearly tripped on one of those weird plants while out on my run this morning. Are you all right? Stop. He’s worried about me. I’m great. Where you going? Where you going? Would you date me if I was a worm? What’s your favorite color? Do you still like me? If I was the color, would I be the color yellow? And like I’m legitimately stalking him and he’s a fictional character. like he’s not real. Alex is already thinking about divorce after all those questions. No, he’s not. You like me? Oh, he’s going to check up on his family. And then he judged me, George. Dear, is this the end? It’s been a good life, but I’d like to see Alex find his way before departing. Oh my gosh. They’re there, honey. Don’t you worry. Even if it is poisonous, I breathe in more noxious gas in one minute back in the old coal mines and I’m still kicking. I want what they have. Hi, good morning. Middle of summer is always the hottest, but it’s perfect for sweating everything out. Actually, know a few excurses to help with that if you want to join me. Morning, sweetheart. Going out already? Uh, how about you stay home just a little longer? I promise I’ll make it worth your while. He’s always just hanging out here. How’d I get so lucky marrying a cute little thing like you? Almost starting to feel like a hot trophy husband with you doing all the work around the farm. I love my trophy husband. Morning, sweetheart. He made me breakfast. He’s a good man, Savannah. A good man. Wait, what does it say? Jack be nimble. Jack be thick. My man’s double cheicked up. Jack. Okay. Bit of a strange title to an erotica, but you know, hey, it’s pretty boring without you here all day. Are you sure the farm can’t go just one day without you? I’ll even take the day off from working out just to spend more time cuddling with you instead. Stop, honey. I got hard, man. Your labor to do. Have I ever told you how cute you are? Like a couple times, but like tell me one more. Did you cook this for me? Yeah. M. Do you think I could get a little sugar to go along with it? He’s so smooth. I’m going to use that line from now on. I got to learn the Rizzler ways. Why do you always look so cute first thing in the morning? Let’s go back to bed for a little. The farm can wait. You hear Alex sigh? I really miss when you’re out working all day, sweetheart. At least this means I have time to think of all the things I’ll The woman was too stunned to speak. One, two. Oh, hey Faith. Want to join me for a few reps? Maybe I could help you out with some farm work? Maybe we could we could finally get you a PR on your or your bench press. Either one is fine with me since I’ll get to see you sweaty no matter what. Hey, sweetheart. Breed some coffee for you. I thought you might need a little pickme up after what we did last night. when we slept wholesomely in bed, holding hands six feet apart, outstretched. Yes, of course I remember that, darling. My chickens are still going to get Oh my god. Oh no. Um, guys, I might have forgotten to pick up my chicken eggs for just a couple days. I’ve got a whole new workout routine I’ve been dying to try out on you. I don’t want to be deadlifted. I totally forgot about the Everywhere I go. Everywhere I go, the girl best friend follows me. I’m haunted by you, but I secretly want you. Okay. Want me to win you a prize this year, sweetheart? I’ve gotten pretty good at the slingshot game. Who in the world is this? Wow, that’s the biggest cheese wheel I’ve ever seen. Very impressive. Wait, I have to visit the fortune teller to see if me and Alex are meant to be. Will we last? Ah, yes. My crystal ball is swirling with visions of your future, young one. Read my fortune. I see you laying on a cot. Looks like a hospital. Evelyn is there to keep you company while you recover. What a nice friend. Interesting. I see you and Alex working together on a farm. You seem very pleased about something. Ah, the crystal ball has gone dim. That’s all I can do for you, young one. Now, just keep in mind that the future isn’t set in stone. You told me I’m going to be in the hospital and I have to work the farm. That seems about normal for me. Oh my gosh, he even sleeps kind of like a douche. I was on my morning run and couldn’t stop thinking about you, so I ran back to make you breakfast. I wasn’t sure when you’d be home tonight, but I made you dinner anyway. I tried a new recipe for this one. Hope you like it. I just love that I’m getting like so much free stuff. Found some quality stone. Maybe you can build it. Oh, George, that is so cute. Morning, sweetheart. I was just getting a quick workout in while the weather’s still nice. Maybe for this next rep, I can lift you up a few times. Oh, it starts at 10:00. That seems a bit late. Like, that’s when I’m in bed. Me personally, I’m too scared. Good. Finally, you’re here. I’m getting so scared in this maze. I think I need a cute little farmer to keep me calm. Don’t mess with me. I have important things to do. You know, I learned a thing or two about keeping plants alive from Gran. Maybe I can help you out today by doing more than just being some nice eye candy out here. He’s building a snowman with this other girl. What does she have that I don’t that I have to be competing to build a snowman with you? Are you cold, sweetheart? Come closer. I know you’re just itching to be between my arms. Oh, well, your snowman is stupid and your face is dumb and I hate you. I can’t wait to build snow forts with our kids when they’re older. There’s just so much open space out here. It’s really nice. He’s going to hate me. All righty. So, we’re going to head to Mayor Lewis’s. Spend all of our money filing for divorce because divorce in Stardw Valley is expensive. People say Stardw Valley is not realistic. Explain that. File for 50,000. Golly. Divorce papers have been filed. Hey, sweetheart. How was your day? Why don’t you let me give you a nice massage? I mean a deep massage for your back while you tell me all about it. Divorce. Immediate divorce just for that statement. Oh my gosh. And Evelyn sent me a cake. You’re kidding. I feel like the worst person in the world right now. Alex looks at you longingly but refuses to say anything. That was so mature. I think kind of cuz the other guy said he was going to kill me last time I got a divorce. So this was actually this is pretty nice. I hope you guys enjoyed exploring the Alex After Dark mod. If you would want to see more Stardew or other content, make sure to follow, subscribe, whatever. Um, and I hope you all have a good rest of your day. Bye everyone.

In this Stardew Valley mod spotlight, we check out Alex After Dark — a mod that overhauls Alex’s romance route with new events, deeper dialogue, and more character development. It definitely gives me the Yandere Alex vibes. If you aren’t into Stardew Valley’s #1 jock, this might change your mind.

Link to the mod: https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/28267

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