I finally jumpv into STARDEW VALLEY – Is it REALLY that good?

I finally jumpv into STARDEW VALLEY – Is it REALLY that good?

[Music] Ash, you made me laugh with that. I’m having tech issues again. Oh, I even got my grandson to make me a a voice over thing. Tech issue, right? Let me just have a look see here. My god. Helps if we’re in the right game, doesn’t it? Come on, you can do it. Here we go. I’ve drank the Kool-Aid. We’re in. Uh, I don’t know how this going to go. Does it even use a joystick? I’m going to assume it doesn’t. I did try it one other time. I tried it with AJ like a long time ago, but I didn’t get anywhere. So, this is it. This is This is We’re doing it. Uh, it doesn’t look like there’s any options. I can’t hear the game sound either. Ah, there we go. Oh, man. This is This is going to be awful. Okay, we’ll just call it GG. Uh GG. Let me bring my keyboard over. I’m scared that it’s going to actually be a keyboard game anyway. GG. Farm name. Uh what do we call the farm? Any farm name ideas, chat? What are we thinking? My farm in Dinkham’s called Farmie McFarmmface, but I don’t think that’s going to fit. I’ve I’ve got Should we go Twe and go Sunshine Acres or will we go funny? You guys, you guys. Come on, Ash. You’re You’re the funny guy. You’re the funny guy. Um [Music] it’s a big decision. It’s a big decision. I’ll put sunshine acres. So, it’s so uh sunshine acre. I can’t have acres. Oh, sunshine acre is not going to fit, guys. Uh, what do we want? Uh farm. Pixelshshire. Let’s call it Pixelshshire. Favorite thing. Can this be anything? Gaming. I don’t know what that means. Animal preference. Cat or dog? Oh, is it just Oh, it is a dog. Oh, he’s so cute. Okay, which one? Oh, the little brown one’s cute. But I feel like this one. It’s super cute. I called mine the So, they would call it the farm. So, do they call it the Pixel Shire? [Music] I don’t know if I want to call it that. The wit, the charm, the unhinged gaming. Lady Romanora is here and you truly must subscribe to her if you haven’t already. Could you hear that over the music sound? Over the over the game sound. Super cute. All right. Eye color. Oh, it gives you quite a lot of um [Music] hair color. I feel like I should go gray to be fair. Like if we’re going My hair is getting more and more gray. Uh pants color. They look pretty cute. Little uh any other hints. It was a bit quiet, but I recognized it. A bit quiet. Hey, Simon. It is that good. Simon, you wouldn’t lie to me, would you? You wouldn’t lie to me, right? Okay. Santa, [Music] he’s going to die. And for my very special granddaughter, I want you to have this sealed envelope. Does it just carry on itself? I assume it does. Okay. No, no, don’t open it yet. Have patience. Wait until I’m gone. Now listen close. I listen. There will come a day when you feel crushed by the burden of modern life. Yes. Yes. I felt that day. [Music] And your bright spirit will fade before a growing emptiness. Oh, dude. [Music] When that happens, my dear, you’ll be ready for this gift. Curiosity would get the better of me. Now, let grandpa rest. XX years later. Oh, I work in a bloody cubicle. How awful. terminated. He looks like Lucky Luke. Some of these people are not working. Oh, is that me? Wow, they really don’t trust their staff in here, do they? Do I do something? If you’re reading this, you must be in dire need of a change. The same thing happened to me long ago. I’d lost sight of what mattered most in life, real connections with other people and nature. So, I dropped everything and moved to the place I truly belong. I’ve enclosed the deed to that place, my pride and joy, Pixelshshire Farm. It’s located in Stardw Valley on the southern coast. It’s the perfect place to start your new life. This was my most precious gift of all and now it’s yours. I know you’ll honor the family name, my dear. Good luck. Love, Grandpa. I would not have lasted xx years, just to be clear. P.S. If Lewis is still alive, say hi to the old guy for me, will you? Oh, that’s kind of sad. It’s funny how people do things once they’re gone and not when they’re alive, isn’t it? Like he could have given me the deed while he was alive. We could have both gone. Lurkers, Gigi doesn’t see you in chat, but she appreciates you’re there. True that. True that. What happened? Did we break down? Hello. You must be GG. Robin. Oh, she’s a cutie pie. I’m Robin, the local carpenter. May Lewis sent me here to fetch you and show you the way to your new home. He’s there right now tidying things up for your arrival. Thank you, Robin. The farm’s right over here if you’ll follow me. I need to bring chat up a little better. Let me see if I can get chat working so that I can actually see you guys. Uh rather than having to look down all the time in case you’ve got any helpful hints for me. I feel like I might need some helpful hints and not too many. Oh my goodness. What is happening here? All right, let’s go. Hey, there we go. Now I can see chat. I think I can pop it out, can’t I? There we go. Now I can see you guys. Did you trigger that sound? I did trigger that sound. It’s good, right? It’s Jackson. He’s my little sand over guy. This is Pictured. What’s the matter? Sure, it’s a bit overgrown, but there’s some good soil underneath that mess. With a little dedication, you’ll have it cleaned up in no time. I don’t play pixel games, by the way, which is why I’ve never gotten into this one. And here we are, your new home. I’ve got a lot of firewood. Does it get cold here? Ah, the new farmer. Hey, it’s Lewis. It’s old man Lewis. Welcome. I’m Louis, mayor of Pelican Town. You know, everyone’s been asking about you. It’s not every day that someone new moves in. It’s quite a big deal. Look at his butt cheeks. Look at his little pixel butt cheeks. So, you’re moving into your grandfather’s old cottage. It’s a good house. Very rustic. Very rustic. Did I not say to him granddad said hello? Rustic. That’s one way to put it. Crusty might be a little more apt though. I like Robin. Rude. Don’t listen to her, Gigi. She’s just trying to make you dissatisfied so that you buy one of her house upgrades. Yes. Hump. Anyway, you must be tired from the long journey. You should get some rest. Tomorrow, you ought to explore the town a bit and introduce yourself. The town’s people would appreciate that. Oh, I almost forgot. If you have anything to sell, just place it in this box here. I’ll come by during the night to collect it. That’s not creepy. That’s not creepy at all. Let me just uh mute that. Yeah, that’s not creepy. Coming by in the night to collect stuff out of the box. Peeking in the windows. Louis. Well, good luck. Is Robin staying with me? No, it looks like she wandered away as well. Hi, it’s Louie. Cheeky little Louie. Okay, so it is mouse and keyboard. Bear with guys. Bear with. Uh, am I awake in there? I thought Is she blinking? She She’s sleeping with her eyes open. W A S D. Okay, I can do this. I can do this, guys. Oh, I I slept fully dressed. Can I pick that up, guys? I don’t know what I’m doing here. No, don’t exit. What were the buttons? Was it E? Oh, [Music] a. So, where am I? [Music] I don’t know which house is mine. Uh, help me. Help me. Not even the creepiest thing that goes on. Oh my god. Okay. Oh no, I’m moving things. I just want to know how to open this box cuz it looks like it’s for me. Space bar. Oh, it’s right button. You receive 15 parnip seeds. Here’s a little something to get you started. Mayor Lewis. Okay, so take these outside. Oh, it’s a mess, though. Can I put them down? Can I Can I scythe? I feel like we need scythe. It’s going to take me a minute to get used to the keys because I’m not a keyboard person as we all know. Can I get this pick? Assume we have to collect everything we see. Oh, I can do that with that as well. Uh, can we pick this up? How do we pick up? Is it right mouse? Is it axe? Look, I never said I’d be good at it, okay? sort of was playing it. Axe. So, you have to use the tool to pick up the thing. So, like you can’t pick up when you’ve got the wrong tool in your fingers. In your fingers. Oh my god. In your hand. I feel like I watched your amazing 100 days of Stardew Valley video, right? And you did a million things and I feel like I’m not going to get to do that much. Towns folk are going to be like, “Why did she move in?” Uh, Simon, see the menu button again? You’ll see the game options for your keys, and you can also change it. Oh, cheers, Simon. Thank you so much. All right. How did I get to that? How did I get to that? Uh, journal. Oh, okay. If you want to become a farmer, you have to start with the basics. Use your hoe to till the soil, then use a seed packet on the tilled soil. Cultivate and harvest a pastive. Okay, so that’s my quest. Can I click on any of these things? No. How do I Can I chop down a tree to get it out of my way? Cuz I want to make this my little parasit field. Hey, be mindful of your energy, too. Hoing and watering will take energy. Use the scythe on the weeds, though, because the scythe doesn’t take any energy. Oh, okay. Uh, that’s not a fair comparison, though. That’s 100 days as an experienced player. E escape, I think. Simon, you’re a legend. Thank you so much. Hey, Simon, you can come by anytime. Please subscribe. Um, okay. So, I’ve still got all this stuff in my pocket. Uh, total. So, I’m trying to earn money as well. Collections. Oh, no. It’s a collecting game. Oh, sold options. See what can I use the Can I use the joystick? This is a game changer, guys. Guys, we’ve got this now. We’ve got this now. How do I bumper bumper? No trigger. Oh my god, this is much better. Woohoo. I don’t know how many pastnip seeds I got. How tired am I? How do we tell how tired we are, guys? Uh, I don’t see it, but I see that little exclamation mark there screaming at me. Let’s have a look see. I had no idea you could play joystick. This is so good. Right. Okay. And trigger across to the seeds. We’ve got 15 seeds. Do I have to use mouse for this? doesn’t. It’s not working the way it was. Okay. Oh, this is much better, guys. Oh, neatness. Neatness. Simon and Ry, look what I’ve done. The energy is bottom right. Oh, my monitor’s too big. I sometimes regret getting such a big monitor. Well, I’ve grown the parnips. Let’s click on what this is up here. See if we can find it in here. Is it this button? Yes, it is. Oh, joystick’s so much better. It would be a nice gesture to introduce yourself around town. Some people might be anxious to meet the new farmer. Two of 28. There’s 28 people in town. Holy cow. Is it showing me where to go? No, it’s just my pointer. Do I get the bus into town? I’m going to guess. No. Maybe I don’t get the bus into town. Do I need a ticket? The bus to Calico Desert is out of service. Ah, the problems of living in a small town. All right, that seems to be blocked off. Is it blocked off or does it just look like it’s blocked off? Hey, there’s someone. It’s a little business dude. Looks like the guy from the IT crowd. Oh, no, he doesn’t. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m Harvey, the local doctor. Cheers, Harvey. Don’t forget to water the crops. Oh, Simon. Simon, where did you come from, my friend? [Music] I’m getting good exercise here now. I’ll trigger and Oh, no. Not the same one. There’s a lot to this. I hope I can get sprinklers at some point. I can’t believe one dude made this. It’s insane. Right, off we go again. Let’s go into town. Uh, this way. Look. Okay. I’ve got no sense of direction. We know this. I’ve even got a I’ve even got a um a sound bite for it. Wherever it is. Yes, everyone. GG is indeed lost again. Yeah. Concerned Ape really set the bar. Hit escape and go back to the settings for a tick. Here’s the settings. What do we What do we need, Ry? What are you What are you telling me? Oh, wow. That’s insane. Sorry guys, I got sidetracked. My wife is in the outback at the moment, like out in the middle of nowhere in Australia, and she’s at the dinosaur um dinosaur tracks. There’s actually dinosaur tracks. She just sent me photos. They’re real. They’re not remade or anything. They’re actual tracks of dinosaurs from where they had a little stampede or something into the controller. Oh, there’s more things down here. Slingshot fire mode. Hold and release. Use controller style menus. Show advanced crafting information. Oh, I might turn the music down just a smidgey. that okay? Cuz I did feel like it was a little bit a little bit loud. Mute animal sounds graphics. Click on always show tool hit indicator. Always show tool hit indicator. I don’t know what that means, but I’m doing it if you’re telling me to do it. Sounds useful. Sounds useful. Is that all that I need to do? That’ll give you a red guide for where your tool is going to do the action. A cheers. Thank you, Ry. Thank you. Ah, the little red box. Awesome. Oh, Louis’s It’s nearly Louis’s birthday. Pierre’s. Can I not go in any of these places? Oh, I can. Oh, wow. It’s massive. Welcome to Pierre’s. Need some supplies. Supplies. I have no money at the moment though, do I? So, I can’t actually buy anything. I want to I want to say hello. Can I not say hello? Hi, it’s it’s Ms. Gigi, the new farmer. I’m Pierre, owner of the local general store. If you’re looking for seeds, my shop is the place to go. I’ll also buy produce from you for a good price. Wee wee. Oh, is this his What is that? What is that over there with the blue blue things? What is that creepy curtain? Oh, I’m going to follow her. Go, go, go, go, go, go. What the heck is happening here? He has an entire villain’s lair. Who are you? Caroline. Hello. You must be GG, the new farmer. I’m Caroline. Is Caroline his wife or am I making huge assumptions? What is this creepy room? What is this creepy room? How do I get up? Oh no. How do I stand? Altar of Yoba. Oh, are they are they Satanists? Caroline seems so nice. They’ve got a double bed. Is that a kid? Do they Oh my god. Are they going to sacrifice this kid? You’re not good enough friends with Abigail to end her bedroom. At least she’s got boundaries. What was his name again? Pierre. Caroline is his wife. Villain’s lair is so appropriate for Pierre. See, I knew there was something not good about that dude. What did I do? So that So that you can’t water water a crop three times. Oh, thank you guys. I appreciate the help. I appreciate it. How’s he not talking to me? Alex, hey, you’re the new girl, huh? I think we’re going to get along. Great. I’m Alex. You think that, do you? Your big assumption, Alex. Maru. Oh, aren’t you the one who just moved in? She seems cute. I’m Maru. I’ve been looking forward to meeting you. Oh, nice. Nice to meet you. Oh, hello. I’m Penny. Is that it? Penny, you’re not going to say anything else? No, she’s off. Oh my goodness. Is this a graveyard? I didn’t realize Stu Valley was so dark. Can we read them? Our beloved Mona What the heck? It’s old and faded. Oh, bless. Is it? Can I not read this one? Sewer. Can we go into the sewer? It’s locked. Dang it. There’s a law waiting for you. I take it that’s what that weird writing is on the on the gravestone. And the creepy uh creepy um thing in the guy’s house. Hi, I’m Clint. Clint looks like a hipster. I’m the town blacksmith. If you ever need to upgrade your tools, I’m your guy. Thank you, Clint. I’m never going to remember all these names, by the way. It’s going to be a problem. Good evening. I just walked into his house. Is this Lewis? It is. So, how was your first night in the old cottage? Creepy AF. That’s how it was. Lewis, what’s that light? What’s this thing? Oh, I don’t have any tickets. Whatever that is. Is it to get into the next human sacrifice? Do I need tickets for that? Oh, I like this little um like there’s little gaps so that you don’t get stuck. Who is living in this beautiful caravan? It’s locked. Open 9:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. Is it after 8:00 p.m.? Oh my goodness. Did I go in? Cool. Sorry guys. My My brain just goes like I’m going this way and then I’m like, “Oh, what’s that over there?” Oh, wow. This place is jumping. It’s jumping. Let’s see. I can’t remember what people look like. So, if I’m saying hello to the same people. Pam. Hey, kid. The name’s Pam. Nothing like a sip of the old stuff to warm these old bones. Oh my god. Fam the town alcoholic. Okay, we’ve we’ve chatted to you. Who are you? Gus. Well, hello there. I’m Gus, chef and owner of the Starrop Saloon. Hey, Gus. Oh, blue hair. Emily. Oh, I can read it on your face. You’re going to love it here in Pelican Town. I like a little bit more now. Emily, if you’re ever looking for something to do in the evening, stop by the saloon. That’s where I work. Okay, she’s the bartender in the saloon. I just realized I was behind the bar. Rude. Who’s this dude? I don’t know you. Why are you talking to me, Shane? Rude. Shane’s got issues. Shane’s got daddy issues. Uh, what can we play these? Oh my god. Shut up. No way. No way. Slo is packed in Friday. Pam is the worst. Pam is Pam didn’t seem that bad. I Shane was a bit rude. This is so cool. I suck at it. But it but it’s cool that you can do that. I want to see what the other one is. Can I get out of this? Can I exit? I just die. Quit. What’s this one? There’s a skull-shaped keyhole. Do we need a special key for that one? 75. Do you have 500? Yes. Dr. Peppa. All right. I feel like I shouldn’t go back there. These rooms are probably nicer than my house. I’m going to go back home. It’s dark as I hope I can remember the way. I got to remember the way. No, that’s all the way. Is that a fence? That’s a fence. That’s offensive. Oh no. I’m never going to know the way home. God damn it. Where’s my little Where’s my little thing that my beautiful grandson made me? Yes, everyone. GG is indeed lost again. Yeah. Oh, I feel like I’m on the right track now. I feel like I’m on the right track. There’s no mini map, is there? Oh, I feel like there wasn’t water near me, though. Am I up here? Is that me? That’s not me there. No, it’s not me. Oh, man. Is there a map? Try every button. That button. Is there a map in here somewhere that I missed? Oh, there it is. I’m here. Man’s ranch. Is that me? Right. Right at the very top. No, it’s questions. Ruined house. Am I the ruined house? Money’s ranch. Wizard wizard tower. Oh man, I don’t know where I am. Am I on this side? Maybe I was on the other side and I have imagined that I was on the left hand side. Sewer mayor’s manor. Willow Lane, home of Jodie. Wizard tower. I want to know what’s in the W. Am I the ruined house? I’m straight up from where I am now. There are there’s a lot of things you can interact with in this game. That’s awesome. All right. Straight up. What am I on the map? I’m I’m finding it hard to see. Oh man. You’re the big farm. I’m the big farm. Oh, that’s me. Oh, wow. That’s That’s the ruined house, is it? Okay, I must be off to this side, surely. Oh, how do I get Man, I’m really like I’m really blocked in, aren’t I? Maybe I should be trying to pick my way through here. Do you collapse of unconsciousness in this when you’re not tired? Uh, when you are tired? Sorry. Hey, we made it. That was a close call, guys. What’s happened? Why can’t I get to bed? She fell asleep on the floor. She fell asleep on the floor. Who put her in bed? Creepy Louiswis, that’s who. Hey, Treezy. Welcome in. You may have to scythe scythe my way through. Just make sure I haven’t missed anything. All right, let’s go. I assume I need to water my little things today. Hey, that’s much better. Thank you, Ry. Thank you, Simon. I might buy some other parnip seeds cuz it’s annoying me that I’ve only got a partial field. Hey, so we need another three three seeds. I’m just going to I think I might collect some stuff first. I feel like I need a better path. Uh axe, right? It was straight down, wasn’t it? So if I make a path straight down, what’s that? You found a geode. the local blacksmith can break it open for you. Who knows what might be hidden inside. Cool. I’ve always wanted to um get an actual geode and have it cracked open, but they’re really expensive. You know, you can go places and they they like let you pick what one you want and then they’ll crack it open. That would be cool. Quick hint. If I collect things like wood and stone, should I be putting it in the box for Louiswis at night or should I be keeping it to build things with at some point in the future? Like, what is my best um what is my best attack here without giving too much away? Now, Scythe doesn’t use any energy, so I’m sc it up. Make a path. Now, maybe I’ll get some I may as well grab a couple of things to Oh, I’m on the wrong tool. Let’s grab some stone as well. Your pickaxe isn’t strong enough to break this boulder. Okay, so I can’t break the big ones. Okay, we can make a path down the way anyway. Oops. Oh, where’s my where’s my thing gone? Oh, it’s at the top. That’s weird. It was there and then it was gone. You feel sluggish. Didn’t I buy myself a can of Dr. Pepper? Can I drink it? Yes. Is that going to give me some energy?Oop. Look at me go. I don’t have a net yet, do I? So, it’s pointless me looking at those butterflies. What are these little things? Can I get them? Can I get them here? What are they? I guess we’ll find out at some point. Oh no. Did I use all my energy? Someone give me a drink and some food. Is this the Is this the tavern? It looks like the tavern. Oh, look at that. It’s a kids room. Oh, there’s a couple of kids rooms. Whose house have I just wandered into? How rude. Go back out. I need some energies. Where’s my little map? Where’s the tavern? Pier General Store. Actually, can we mark it? We can’t mark it. So, up and right. up and right. Actually, we could just go right in the up since we’ve already walked here. Look at me. I’m so slow. Oh, look at the coos. I could have said hello to her, but I’m so sluggish. All right, I’m back at the sewer. Can I get out of here? Where is it? Yes. Oh, I love that. I love the devs done that. Left little gaps. So cool. All right. It’s got to be here somewhere. This looks like a town square. Oh, there it is. There. The starrop saloon. Actually, let’s go to Pierre’s. Keep it. You’ll go through it real quick. Okay. So, keep everything. So, what do I put in the actual box? Can I buy some food? What can I buy? Is this all just for looks for sale? Is that a bigger backpack backpack? Oh, $2,000. Oh my god. Okay, so I can’t buy anything in the shop. Do I have to grow my own food? Yeah, it’s not letting me click on anything. You’re a shy, Pierre. You have nothing for me to buy. No, nothing. I need to buy food. Where do I get food from? Did you want a hint? Yes, please. Because I need something to give me some energy. They’re all having a blast. Does she run a daycare? That’s That’s the vibe I’m getting. Or is she got a lot of kids? I’m just going to wait in the shop in case you tell me that there’s a trick to getting food because I have got a little bit of money, haven’t I? I’ve got 425. I need some energy. If you go to the If you go to Cinderap forest left side of the map, there’s lots of forageables you can eat. Oh, okay. So, I don’t have to pay for food. Is it worth me buying another Dr. Peppa? I feel like it didn’t really give me very much energy. Look how slow I am. [Music] I’ll be right back. 20 seconds. And we’re back. Bus stop Pelican Town. Okay. So, Starg Valley is the world. Pelican Town is one of the towns. Is that right? That’s how it seems. I’m so tired though. I’m going to have to pick things up. But I’m super tired. I can’t collapse, can I? If I run out of energy altogether. Is my energy like almost done? I’m not going to not going to get anything else if I can. Unless it’s blocking me. Oh man, everything’s blocking me. That doesn’t use energy though, does it? Let’s scythe it up. Oh, there’s a little cave there. I feel like I might need energy if I’m going to go spelunking. 3:00 a.m. where you’re at. You can’t sleep, Amy. You can’t sleep. That’ll be me tonight, Amy. I’ll be awake at 3:00 a.m. I have zero doubt about it. It is. What time is it here? It’s 10 to 7 at night after dinner. I haven’t eaten anything. Welcome in. By the way, I’m blocked in again, aren’t I? What do the forageables look like? Can I I don’t want to chop down any trees cuz I’m knackered. I assume I’ll know what forageables look like when I seize them cuz this all just looks like grass. Is that it there? What’s that? I’m stuck again. Oh no, it’s getting dark. What time is it? 8:50. What time does she go to bed? I feel like I should get trying to get going home. What’s that? Oh, it’s the ruins. mixed seeds. I need to clear this. It’s It’s um really blocking my path. This is my house, right? I can get back in there before we uh before we go to bed. Now, I can’t get those little jelly things. Oh, 1000 p.m. Am I going to make it this time? Don’t fall asleep on the floor. She’s in bed. Yes, we made it. Got to cook dinner. We’ll be lurking. I’ve got to cook dinner soon as well, but I will just be gone for like 10 minutes. I’d buy a salad from the saloon for a quicker meal and more health. Thank you, Amy. Uh, I don’t have a lot of money. I only have 425 monies. Player automatically passed out at 2. Thank you. So, I could have stayed out for later. I could have stayed out for longer than what I realized. Now, does it work like other cozy games where I don’t have to water them today? I’m going to assume yes. Would that be right? I don’t have to water my pastnips. I’m just siphinging it up because if it doesn’t cost me any energy, I’d be crazy not to try and clear some of this. Make it easier for me to walk around. Wee That’s a f. No, that’s just weeds. Okay, I’m going to go and find what was it that I needed to buy? Salad. You don’t have the water when it’s raining. Woohoo. Now it was Oh, I’ve got mail. Hello there. Just got back from a fishing trip. You should come down to the beach sometime. I’ve got something for you, Willie. All right, Willie said down to the beach. So, I’m going to assume it’s down the way. Oh, is that Oh, there’s a path. What are these little gummy things that are everywhere? These little these little bubbles. What are they? Actually, don’t tell me. I’ll find out. I’ll find out what they are. Wild horseradish. That sounds like something I could munch on. What’s that? Oh, can I not get the flower? Oh, I’m up on a hill. I thought that was straight down to the beach. Check the TV for daily weather, luck, and food recipes. Oh, thank you very much. Looks abandoned. Okay, so I can’t get down to the beach from here. Let’s go up. [Music] Oh, there’s a sewer um like outlet there. What is that sludge going into the water? I thought Stardw Valley was a lovely place to live. Dude should have given me directions. What’s that? Only a master of the five ways may enter. Five ways. Five ways of what? Oh, that’s fenced off. Okay. Oh, whose little house is this? This is cute. A little windmill. It’s locked. Only Leah’s friends can enter uninvited. Leah’s house. Is that a dead end? Even Sty Valley residents need to poop. Okay, we’ll forgive the sewer then. We’ll forgive the sewer. We all need to poop. Oh, I feel so rude just walking into people’s houses. Oh, a stranger. My name’s Vincent. Vincent, don’t talk to strangers. Mama says not to talk to strangers, but you seem okay. No, Vincent. No, Jodie. Oh, you aren’t exactly how I imagined, but that’s okay. I’m Jodie. How did you imagine me, Jodie? It’s so weird that you can just walk into their houses. Oh, I’ve been in this one before, haven’t I? Have I? Oh, Emily, I’ve heard rumors of rare and powerful magic rings forged long ago by forgotten civilizations. I’m not sure if it’s true or just a fairy tale. Emily, it’s true. I found some weird stuff in this town already. Oh, you’re that new farmer girl or whatever, aren’t you? Haley, she’s a princess. I’m Haley. What’s the What’s the story between Emily and Haley? Are they a thing or they have separate rooms? It looks like they have separate rooms. That’s uh disappointing. Disappointing. All right. Oh, that was Louis’s house, wasn’t it? The black one. Dog. What’s this? Oh, can I not pick up rubbish? Can I not help clean the town? Whoa. Oh, I tell you something. The Star Drop Saloon or whatever is like the TARDIS. Haley is one on the tier list. Sometimes you can find items in trash cans, but don’t get caught. Oh, be a little trash monger. What can I get here? Give me something to wake me up. Yo, salad. Oh my god, it’s 220 plus 50 energy plus a It’s a lot of energy though, huh? Should we go for it? How do I buy inventory full? No. Mother, [Music] do I have storage at my house? Actually, let’s go up the way and across. Oh, that’s cute. Oh, maybe I can’t go up and across. At least I’m still walking quite fast. I feel like the energy bar is really hard to see when you’re a little bit colorlind. I can just make it out. Oh, that was much easier. Way to go. So, do I have storage? If I put it in here, it’s going to get sold, right? Do I have storage anywhere in my house? I don’t seem to have a cupboard or anything. Whether a fortune teller leave. Oh, that’s sweet. Build a chest for 50 wood. Okay. How do I build? Is there a Is there a crafting table or do I just build out of the menu? Let’s have a look. See here. Gate, wood, fence, campfire, chest, wood. Why can’t I build that yet? Wood sign, stone sign, text sign, wood path. Maybe if I build some path, it will Oh, I can’t because my bloody [Music] my inventory is full. Did I just accidentally put something in the bin? Oh no. Wild horseradish. How’s my inventory full? I’ve only got one line of inventory. Yikes. You know what? Shall I sell the geode? I feel like they might be worth money. Shall I sell the geode? I’m going to wait until somebody answers me because I don’t know how like worth it they are. If they’re worth like a fortune and then I sell them, I’d be like, “Woohoo.” But if they’re worth a like material fortune, I’ll be sad if I get if I let them go. Build a chest for 50 wood. Yep. I’m gonna I’m gonna go pop my dinner on. It’ll take me about a minute and then I’ll come back. Uh, and if someone is listening, someone’s lurking and listening, um, can you let me know if it’s worth sell what what should I be selling that I have here basically? And I’ll be right back. I told you I wouldn’t be long. Uh, they’re worth more when you crack them, but you’ll find heaps. So, I should just sell. I need to get more wood. Is that what the problem was? I didn’t have enough wood. It wasn’t um and wood stacks so I can get it right. All right, we can do that. That’s an easy fix. Do I get to fix up this house? Is it on my land? Do I own all of this? That would be cool. I could have a guest house. I only got 11. What the heck? Collected loads. I know. I haven’t got my headphones on. It’s going to be going back through and I didn’t want to do a big factory and which I have done, which is why I never put them back on in case I forget. Can I just have 11? Oh, I have 47. I see it. Nearly got enough storage. Is it painful? Is it painful watching me play this? I feel like every man and his dogs played it to death. Very late. the party. Finally, I’ll understand what all the fuss is about. It’s getting dark. All right. Come on. Got to get home, girly. Just I’m going to put the storage on this side because we know how dopey I am. And then I’ll forget and I’ll accidentally put things into box. Hey, there it is. Is it as easy as that? Oh, I need to get rid of stuff out of my thing first. Dang it. I don’t want to. How do I get off this? off this window. I don’t want to put anything in my bed. No. How do I do it, guys? I don’t want to do it. Dang it. Am I going to have to put stuff in my bin? I’m going to put Oh, okay. That’ll do. There we go. That’s a little bit better. Organize. Add to existing stacks. That’s cute. You can change the color of the chest. I like that. That’s adorable. Just looks the same. All right, I’ve made it to bed once more. I’m early to bed tonight. It’s been a long day. Eat the horseeradish radish to get an inventory spot with the chest. A dang it, Amy. I didn’t see it quick enough. Oh, you know why you can’t hear me? I don’t have my headset on. Simon, I I’m such a Look, okay, look. Listen, we gathered here today to watch Gigi fail at gaming and have a laugh, right? I I didn’t realize my I usually have a separate mic. Okay, I’ve changed to this headset which has the mic on it. So, I thought you could all hear me, but obviously I need the headset on and I didn’t put the headset on cuz I was worried I’d big fat Greek wedding uh when I got up. Do I have to fill this with water? I’m going to guess yes. Is that what this is? Can I fill it? No. Did I just use my only water? Where? There’s got to be water on this land somewhere. Oh, right here. I’m going to guess yes, we can fill it up. Did that fill it? Yes. Look at us go. There we go. Got more mail advertisement. I keep finding cool stuff, but my backpack is full. Right. Does this sound like you? Well, Pierre’s got you covered. Stop by Pierre’s general store today and check out our affordable size 24 backpack. See you soon. It is not affordable. It is not affordable. Pierre, you big fiber. Uh, now you can hear me. Uh, absolute muppet. Go to the beach. Yeah, I tried to find the beach. Let’s look on the map. I obviously went to the wrong beach. Let’s have a look see. So, the beach is from town. So, I’ll go across to town and then down. I assume it’s safe to leave my fire on in the house. It’s not I’m not going to come back to a burnt out shell of a home. Is this where he’s going to give me a fishing rod? Cuz I know all about Stardw Valley fishing and how horrendous it’s meant to be. Is it going to make me cry? Am I going to cry? Is he smoking? Dude, you’ll kill yourself. Ohoy there a miss. It’s all Willie. Heard there was a newcomer in town. Good to finally meet you. I feel like I should have my voice thing on so that I can uh sound like Willie there. Heard there was a new heard there was a newcomer in town. Good to finally meet you. Ah, I’m still trying to unwind from a month out on the salty seas. It was a big haul. Sold a lot of good fish. finally saved enough to buy me a new rod. Here, I want you to have my old fishing rod. It’s important to me that the art of fishing stays alive. And hey, maybe you’ll buy something from the shop once in a while. You received a bamboo pole. Whoop! All righty. Man, I’ve turned off my voice. Stranger. There’s a good w There’s good water here in the valley. All kinds of fish. Oh, yeah. My shop’s back open now. So, come by if you need supplies. I’ll also buy anything you catch. If it smells, it sells. That’s what I That’s what my old papy used to say. Anyway, fishing is a little hard at first, but definitely a good money maker. Yes, I’ve heard about the fishing. K. Yes. Okay, indeed. Um, first time first time playing Bon is what I need. Uh, right. Let’s How do we whip out the fishing rod? Can we see fish like in other games or is it just a matter of chucking it in? I’m going to just chuck it in cuz I don’t see any. How do we How do we fish? Is it going to go under when I need to hit the button or did I just miss it? I feel like maybe I missed it. Hey Kim, welcome in. Oh, I feel like I just missed it. Kim, did you see that? Welcome in and I failed. And welcome in. Welcome in 5673E as well. I think they might be not uh an English speaker. All righty. Let’s try again, shall we? Let’s try this fishing caper. No idea what I’m doing. Okay. Okay. So, when it goes, that’s when I don’t know when to hit it. When do I hit it? Do I have to try and keep it in that little square? Oh boy. This is uh Wow, that’s uh that’s quite a lot. A sunfish. Hey, look. At least we caught one. Okay, at least we caught one. So, I need to hear for that little noise, right? And then I have to try and keep this little thing on the fish, right? Okay. Okay. I think we’ve got it. I think we’ve got it. Sometimes you’ll see bubbles in the water. Fish spawn in those spots more often. Oh, cheers. Fishing is hard in Stardw Valley. Kim, I’m feeling it. I’m feeling it. And I had heard that before. My good friend Rymanora, who is in chat at the moment, has told me many, many times. You’ll see an exclamation and then hear a little wobble. A little wobble. I didn’t I didn’t see an exclamation. Must have just locked out. What’s this? Nothing. Does it matter the further that you throw it out? The further you throw it out, is it the harder to catch or doesn’t really matter? You love fishing in this game, Simon. Oh man, wasn’t thinking. I was thinking about my dinner. Come on, little fishes. Okay, I saw the exclamation that time. Lost it. Dang it. I need some money. Oh, dang it. Man, that’s hard. That’s hard. I’m just going to go in and um chat to old mate. See if we can sell him the fish that we caught. Uh need fishing supplies. Can we sell him these ones? Oh, damn. Uh, how do I get down to the bottom? No, I can’t sell him fish. Didn’t he say come in and sell fish? Oh, here we go. Oh, I didn’t get very much. I didn’t get very much for those. That That seems like a lot of effort for a little uh little reward. Oh, can I fix this? 300 pieces of wood. Holy cow. Okay, it’s locked. Only Elliot’s friends can enter. Elliot, who are you? I don’t think I’ve met Elliot before. I feel like I haven’t. What’s this? What is that? Oh, trying to fish there. Okay. Elliot’s got a little cute little campfire there as well. And just lay out on the beach at night, listen to the waves. Beautiful. If you can fish in Stardw Valley, you can fish anywhere. Apparently, I cannot fish in Stardw Valley. Ry. Um, Simon apparently can made another save with the Riverland farm just because I love fishing. That means nothing to me, but it sounds like it’s probably got a lot of fish because there’s a river. You can also sell fish directly to Willie or place in the shipping bin. Ah, cheers. Okay. Oh, can I get in there? Is there any way anyway in here? Cuz I can see mushrooms. No, I can’t get down there. Dang. Have I Have I met these people? It’s locked. Oh, that’s the place that I was at before. Okay. I can’t get down here, though, can I? No. It’s a little mine cart. Rubbish bin. Is there anyone around? Can I snoop into it? Did I find anything? No. Is this What is this? Whoa. Place is massive. What can I buy? How can I How come I can’t buy anything? Can I grab a trolley? Is that what that is? Milk, fish, meat. So, are the So, are the shops here just for looks? I can’t actually buy anything in the shop. Is that right? Because I’ve tried a couple of shops now and I haven’t had any luck. Let’s meet. Okay, so I can buy Whoa. Holy crap. We needed three extra passip seeds. Uh, plus one speed only lasts is it 21 minutes. Seven, plus five health, plus 13 energy. Oh, potato seeds. Oh my goodness, there’s lots of seeds. I need more money. I need I need to know how to make money. Join us. Thrive. Welcome to Jojo Mart. How are you doing today? He looks um I don’t trust this guy. I don’t believe we’ve met. I’m Morris H. JoJ customer satisfaction representative. When you decide you want to become a JoJ member, I’ll be delighted to help make your transition a joyous experience. What does that mean? A member? Do I get stuff cheaper if I become a member? I’m just looking around because I haven’t been to this little place before. Is that Can I go across that? I feel like there’s something hidden behind that waterfall. I feel like that in every game. Oh, you buy at the cash register. So, thank you. Try to interact with the trash cans. You might get something. Yeah, I think it was Amy. Amy or Kim let me know that earlier. Hey, Brennan. Welcome in. I feel like it’s been ages since I’ve seen you in here. How you doing? I don’t think you were well. I think I think you were quite sick. I think I saw it and said, “I hope you get better in someone else’s stream. What is this? What a fancy house.” Carpenter, I would guess. All right, I need to bring that map up because I’ve got no idea where I am. All right, I can make it back all the way across to the left. Is that a road? No, that is what was that tent. Ooh, this is my house, right? Yep. Sweet. And we got our parip seeds. Oh and watering can. They’re going to grow a little a little uh different to the other ones, but that’s okay. Right. What did we collect today? Clam. A chewy little guy in there. Yuck. Nope. No. What was that thing? Muscle. Quit stir. Constantly filters water. Yuck. All right, we made it. We made it home. We made it to bed. Does the time keep changing if you’re just laying in bed like that or will it stay on 9:20? I feel like it’s staying on it because if it is, I’m going to grab my dinner real quick. It’s something I can shove right in my face so I don’t so it’ll be quick. Hopefully some of you guys will stay with me. Level up 100. Don’t do it. That’s sacrilege. Oh no. What did I do? Oh, join the join the bad guy. Join Melvin in his giant shop. Buying a Jojo membership is like buying a ticket to hell. Okay, don’t do that. Don’t do that. I’m at an orchid meeting. Hope mine wins. actual orchids. Like the flower, you grow orchids, it’s really hard. Is that what you mean? Or are you playing a game with orchids in it? All right, I’m going to go and grab my dinner and then I’ll be back. I promise I won’t take very long. [Music] I’m back. I’m just meeting you while I finish my last bit of my dinner. I’m having potato cakes for my dinner cuz when my wife’s away, I eat like a teenage boy. Hey GPS, welcome in. I’m playing playing Sju Valley. Not very good at, but I’m playing it. I need more seeds. Oh, no. No, Simon. How could you? Drilling operation is entirely legal. I don’t believe you, Simon. No. Not good. I’m not good. I’ve got tomato sauce on my face. I apologize. You comes to my streams, you gets what you say, which is usually me screwing something up. Oh my god, there’s a squirrel. A Can we pet the squirrel? No, he’s he’s not coming down. What’s that over there? Out of order. Okay, so I can’t go for a ride. I still don’t know what these bubble things are. I’m assuming it’ll all become clear. Oh, you can’t walk along the road. Is that Lewis? Oh, hi there. Pelican Town looks a bit overgrown. What an eyes saw. This is the Pelican Town community center or what’s left of it. Anyway, oh, I see a job coming. It used to be the pride and joy of the town, always bustling with activity. Now just look at it. It’s shameful. Shameful, I tell you. But listen to me. I sound like an old fool. A Don’t be down yourself, Louis. Joja Corporation has been hounding me to sell them the land so they can turn it into a warehouse. No. Pelican Town could use the money, but there’s something stopping me from selling it. I guess old-timers like me get attached to the relics of the past. Ah well, if anyone else buys a Joe JCO membership, I’m just going to go ahead and sell it. No, I won’t be buying one. Simon, how could you? Is it possible to move your cam to the left side just so we can see how much money you’ve got and the date? Of course I can. Hopefully, she says, “Let’s see. Should be locked as a group. Can we move it?” Oh, it’s locked as in I can’t move it. I think I can move the group. Let’s try. How’s that? Is that better? I think that’s what you meant. Let me know. Oh, wow. It is a mess. Oh, listen to the creaking. That’s so cool. What’s this? I guess Vincent and Jazz must have been playing in here. This place is even more dilapidated than I remember. Oh, Lewis. Hey. What? I don’t know what it is, but I know what it is because I printed one of those off for AJ on my 3D printer. What’s the matter? Are you ill? Oh, did he not see it? The little green thing. You saw something. Hm. I wouldn’t be surprised if this place was full of rats. No, it wasn’t a rat. Hey, there it is again. Oh, gone. The creaking’s so cool. You’re worrying me, Gigi. Look, I think I’m going to head home. I might need some lunch. Hey, I’ll keep this place unlocked from now on. Maybe you can help catch that rat if you have some extra time. I love is like I’m worried about you. And then he’s like, “Bye bye.” Ah, enjoy the shower. Better better, Simon. Good, good, good, good. I’ll have to come back and explore this building further. If you’re enjoying the utter chaos of this stream, hit that follow and tickle that like button. All righty. Oh, that’s a wall. I’m I’m literally trying to walk up a wall. Is there a ramp to get up to that area? Dang it. No, there isn’t. Oh, what’s that? Can I play on here? So, let me play. Oh, it does. Oh, how do I get off? Uhoh. Okay. Can I Can I climb? No, I guess not. doesn’t let me rock on it. That would be cool. I really want to save up and get the backpack. I need more seeds, I feel. so that I can make more things, sell them, get the money. Oh, did I did I not go back in there to have a look and see what I could find? Let’s have a look see around here. Can we not? No. It’s kind of creepy, isn’t it? The sound Oh, look at the old bulletin board. Wow, that’s a big safe. Were they making a lot of money in this community center? Down into the basement. Can I not clear any of this? Am I using the wrong thing? No, we can’t clear it. Dang it. Okay. Sounds dangerous. What was that? Whoa. Does that say scroll? We uh Is this like a language? Is this like Arabesh? Can we learn this language? Cuz that word and that word are the same. That word’s the same. H interesting. Okay. Interesting. Some of the tiles are missing. Okay. It seems like we can’t actually do anything in here at the moment. Did we check out everywhere? Did I go up there? Yeah, I did. There’s nothing else. Was there? No. The mystery deepens. What was that about? Ah, I really want to get in there. Look, there’s mushrooms in there. We can’t. It’s all blocked in. Is he open today? Need something built? Who are you? Oh, Maru. Hey. Sorry if I seem cranky. I’m a little sore from work yesterday. That’s okay. Don’t worry. What can I do for you? Shop, house upgrade, construct, farm, buildings, leave. Shop, wood, stone, big chest recipe, five. Everything’s so expensive. How on earth do you make money in this game? Is he got a laboratory here? Who’s this person? Demetrius. Greetings. I’m Demetrius, local scientist and father. Oh, how lovely. Thanks for introducing yourself. Okay, let’s assume that’s his house. I don’t want to be Oh, his kids into like astronomy and he’s got a computer. He’s got robots. That’s adorable. We love that. Oh, is this his kid? Sebastian. Wow. Sebastian is living the dream. He’s got Oh, maybe that’s a different kid. Maybe he’s got two kids. My chat’s disappeared. Try to enter the building. I assume you meant the community center. I didn’t actually find anything in there. I don’t know whether I’ve missed something. Maybe. A bullhead. What’s that? Is that in that box? Can I take it? Okay, nice voice. I assume the better the fishing rod, the bigger this this little line is that I have to keep him in. Yeah, that’s my guess. I need a fishing rod upgrade. I’m terrible at that fishing. Terrible. Once you enter the bedroom, you’ll get to know the stories. That’s what I’m hoping. The stories is what’s interesting me the most. What the heck are these things? There’s something weird going on in this town. Hey, Lionus. A stranger. Hello. He looks like Grizzly Adams. Although, you’re probably all too young to know who that is. Don’t mind me. I just live out here alone. Oh, Lionus. Fair play to you, buddy. Fair play. Oh, I can’t get that, can I? No. Dang it. Oh, this is me back home. Awesome. I’m going to just collect some stuff because why not? cuz I feel like I’m going to need like a lot of wood and stuff. Can I pick that up? I can’t chop down normal trees, can I? Oh, I can. Or can I? Oh, I can. How come I’m not picking everything up, though? Should I be picking up these little bits of wood? I’m just going to cut down a couple of trees so that I can fit through here. How much energy have I got? No. That must be a rock or something. Is it? Can’t quite make it out. Can I I can’t cut down the grass here. Is that Why is that doing that? That’s creepy. Let’s open this and put How can I not put those in? Oh, I can. I need I need to put the whole bunch in. Okay. Okay. I gota I gota So, I’ve only got 10 wood and I Is this stone? 10 wood and 34 stone. I feel like I should just hang around here, tie myself senseless, and collect some stuff cuz if I’m going to help fix that town hall thing, I do not have anything that is going to be good for that. How’s my health going? Do things respawn? Try to fish on different places. Lake, river, and the beach offer different kinds of fish. Cheers, Simon. Thank you. I like how you’re giving hints, but you’re not spoiling it for me. I really appreciate that. Oh goodness, my energy is low. Okay, maybe I should just go up and go to bed. 18 stone. That’s not bad, is it? Ah, am I stuck? Uhoh. What time is it? 10:30. I’ve gotten to two. Amy said two. It’s been a long day. Yes. Level one farming. Water and cam proficiency. Ho proficiency. New crafting recipe. Scarecrow. New crafting recipe. Basic fertilizer. mining pickaxe proficiency. New crafting recipe, cherry bomb. Nice. So, we did we made 500 from the um parnips. I need to go and buy more seeds. I think that’ll be that’ll be today’s job because I’ve got 900 now. So, there’s no excuse. Oh, Clint, uh hi there. Good morning. I notic that you’ve been breaking some rocks open and finding ore. That’s good. If you want to get the most out of the ores you find, you’ll need a furnace. Just so happens I had an extra set of blueprints lying around here. Here, I want you to have them. Thank you. So, we’ve got the furnace blueprint. Now, we just need god knows how many stones to build it. The furnace allows you to smelt metal bars. The bars can be used for crafting, construction, and tool upgrades. When you’ve smelted a few copper bars, consider having me upgrade one of your tools. It can make your work a lot easier. Perfect. Okay, I’m heading home. Take it easy. Nice. My sources tell me you’ve been poking around inside the old community center. Why don’t you pay me a visit? My chambers are west of the forest lake in the stone tower. I may have information concerning your rat problem. M Rasmodius the wizard. Yes. Yes. I think that dude was this way, wasn’t he? Oh, Scythe. Cool. I’m excited to meet the wizard finally. Oh, fishing. Oh, I’m on fishing. Okay. Oh, maybe my pockets were full. Look at all the goodies that I left. Nice. I’m going to need to use pickaxe. Uh, meeting the wizard for the first time is an experience. Oh, lordy. Okay, just grabbing some extra wood while I’m here. While I’ve still got energy. Oh, there’s no way out of here. Okay. How’s the old energy going? It’s looking pretty good so far. down here and across the left maybe. Farm Pelican Town. I thought that I thought it was right across the left. Wizard wizard tower. Oh, yeah. He is across the left. Okay. Hey, look at it. It looks cool. Oh, how do we get up there? Oh, stairs. I love it. He’s a cowboy, not a wizard. Ah, come in. I feel like I need my uh voice to be different. What do we go with for wizard? Let’s go with this one. I am Rasmodia, seeker of the arcane truds. Mediary between physical and ethereal. Master of the seven elements. Keeper of the sacred cha. You get the point. and U Gigi, the one whose arrival I have long foreseen. Here, I’d like to show you something. Behold, you’ve seen one before, haven’t you? They call themselves the Junimos. Mysterious spirits, these ones. For some reason, they refused to speak with me. I’m not sure why they’ve moved into the community center, but you have no reason to fear them. Hm. You found a golden scroll written in an unknown language. Most interesting. Stay here. I’m going to see for myself. I’ll return shortly. Well, he was an interesting chap, wasn’t he? I don’t want to walk around his house cuz I’m scared. I found the note. The language is obscure, but I was able to decipher it. We, the Junimo, are happy to aid you. In return, we ask for gifts of the valley. If you are one one with the forest, then you will see the true nature of this scroll. H one with the forest. What do they mean? Sniff. Sniff. Aha. Come here. My cauldron is bubbling with ingredients from the forest. Baby fern, moss grub, caramel top, toad stool. Can you smell it? Here, drink up. Let the essence of the forest permeate your body. Oh, it sounds gross. Plus 38 energy. Uhoh. Am I okay? Am I tripping out? He gave me like LSD or something. This is wild. Oh my god. Told you this was an experience, right, Simon? Oh my goodness. You’ve gained the power of forest magic. Now you can decipher the true meaning of the Junimo scrolls. I keep wanting to say Jumino, but it’s Junimo. That’s brilliant. Love it. Oh, can I go that way? No. Dang it. May as well grab some wood on the way back. Did I miss mushrooms? Is that what that is? Or is it stones? Stones. Oh, there’s one of those things. Can I not get it? What is it that I get it with? Oh, my inventory is full. Okay, I’ll just keep grabbing logs on the way back up then. Shimmer can’t get this yet. Yeah, didn’t think so. What’s my energy like? Oh, my energy is full because of going on the trip. So that’s good. Don’t do drugs, kids. Bad. Can’t do the big one yet from memory. Feel like I should put my ax. and my mind being next to each next to each other. How’s that energy going? Whoa. Maybe I’m walking too fast. energy. you. Hi, GG. I tell you what, I felt like I was Uh oh, my energy’s run out. Okay. Do I collapse if I use like way too much energy? I assume so. Can I eat anything that’s in my pocket? I’m assuming not. What’s that? No, we can’t eat that. Okay, let’s go up to the top and pop it away. Oh, dang it. I said I was going to go and buy seeds. completely completely been out of my mind. Oh, I need to water my things, don’t I? Oh no, have I collapsed? Oops. Does it go to the next day? 6 a.m. Yep. Answer my question. Hey to watch out the energy bar. You’re using too much losing too much of it. Yes. Yes. You still have to water everything and plant new things. Check the garbage cans in the city. Sometimes some useful things get thrown out. Cheers, Technic. Much appreciated. Yeah, I was told to check the garbage cans by someone earlier and they said, “Don’t get caught doing it.” Gee, someone dropped you off at the clinic last night. You’d passed out from exhaustion. You’ve got to take better care of yourself and go to bed at a reasonable hour. I’ve built you 94 gold to cover your medical expenses, Dr. Harvey. No. No. Oh, man. That sucks so hard. I’ve been saving up my money. Dr. Harvey, you shyer. He couldn’t have just done it like what’s it called? Pratta or whatever. Why did he have to charge me? Why? Trying to find the shop that sells the seeds. Is it this one? 8 a.m. Oh, it’s not 8 a.m. yet. Oh, there’s a bin. Oh man, I just cannot believe that he charged me that much. The medical profession. Good profession costs a lot of money. What’s this little thing? What’s this place? Archaeology. Shut up. Oh, there’s a garbage bin. Archaeology. Is it open now? I want to know what’s in there. at 8:30. Oh, wow. It’s like a library. Love it. Is this a wizard? Oh, it’s not. It’s another cowboy. Gunther. Hello there. Welcome to the Stardew Valley Archaeological Office. This is embarrassing, but the previous curator made off with the entire collection. We don’t have any artifacts for display. Oh, handy. Okay. Okay, I get it now. But I’m hoping to remedy that soon. Hey, if you find any artifacts or minerals out there, would you let me know? Sure thing, Gunther. What’s this little book? There’s a book missing here. Okay. Can I do anything in here? Just sit and pretend to read. What’s that? That’s a little stepping stool for short people like me. Uh, so we have to help him fill this. Okay. Okie dokie. I gota wants your money. Even as even as your husband, he wants your money. You can marry him. Marrying a doctor should be good. Uh if you faint like that, watch out for the straps. It’s very important. The straps. What are the straps? That’s not entirely true. When you start the game, you have zero friendship with everyone. And you can’t have an energy level at a negative friendship level. You can read the flying book. Oh, you can. Let’s have a look see. Oh no, gone back outside. Aha. Tips on farming. Use fertilizer to improve quality, reduce workload or hasten qu crop growth. Fruit trees take a whole season to grow, but they require very little maintenance. Keep the area directly around your new sapling clear or else it may not grow properly. Crops will die as soon as the season ends unless they grow in multiple seasons. Oh, some crops such as kale and wheat need to be harvested with the scythe. Okay, there is more to this. Who’s he? Have we met him before? Is that That’s not Lewis, is it? I can’t tell who anyone is. It is Lewis. Hey, I was doing my nightly rounds and noticed that your first passnip was ready. Congratulations. Cheers, Louis. Cheers, buddy. You get more flying books to read when you find found them. Okay. Thank you very much for the top tips. Now, it’s not the saloon I want. It’s Is it this place? The place that sells the seeds? No, it’s not that place. Go back out. Ah, it’s Pierre, isn’t it? The ripoff merchant for sale. How much have we got? 850. really want that backpack so bad. Is it him that sells seeds? Oh, yeah. Uh, how do these How do we know what um how do we know what season they are? Does it tell us anywhere? Oh, okay. So, maybe if there’s no season mentioned, they just grow anytime. Plant these in the spring. Okay, we don’t What are we in? I don’t even know what we’re in. Spring. Spring grass starter. Okay, we don’t need sugar. Let’s start at the top. Plant these in the spring. Okay, we need something that maybe isn’t Are these all spring? Is there nothing that’s like just every season? You don’t need to worry about the season. Cherry sapling. Ooh, they’re expensive. How do you make money in this game? Are we still in spring? I’m worried that I’m worried that I’m not in spring. How do I tell what I’m in? Does it tell me anywhere? Day seven of spring. Okay, so I could probably get some of those seeds. I could probably get a few passive seeds. You know what? I need to make my money back, right? Tells you in the description, but to start with, he only sells stuff that’s in season. Oh, good to know. Cheers. Were you able to interact with the bulletin outside Pierre’s store? There are tasks there that might help you get money. Oh, didn’t even think about it. Cheers. Oh, is it Louis’s birthday today? Have I got anything I can give him? Is this him? Stiff. Stiff. Uh, since you’ve been spending some time in the old community center, it’s good to know someone’s taking care of the place. Can I give him a present? Can I give him anything? He just doesn’t talk to me now. That’s it. Oh, well. Oh, is this a princess one? Yeah. Haley, my sister is so weird. Sometimes I wonder if we’re actually related. Haley, don’t be a [ __ ] [Music] We’re going back in. See if there’s any of those little things that show up. Anything strange in here today? That creaking is super creepy. I can’t even help clean up, can I? I can’t actually do anything here, can I? No. Is that bookshelf slide? Is there a secret door behind this bookshelf? So, I can’t do anything in here yet. I just have to sort of be patient, right? Oh, it’s one of those little things. Oh, he’s gone. Spring foraging bundle. What’s this mean? What does it mean? Do I have to put them down here? I don’t know what that means. Whoa. Oh, do I need to find this many things? Okay. Okay. How many was it for the spring one? Just one of each. A dandelion, a horseeradish. What was the other thing? A leak and a daffodil. Okay. Okay. Let’s go. We’ve got a mission. Some plants grow in several seasons. Cheers, Technic, for now. Ah, okay. Cheers, guys. Thanks so much. I’m going to go and have to turn my heating off because I’m starting to literally melt in here. Uh, so I’ll be right back. We’re back. I tried to get myself a Dr. Peppa and it appears that my grandchildren have got into my stash. There was none. There was none. Um, I’m not going to be streaming for much longer because my neck is sore, which happens when I sit in here for too long. If you’re enjoying the utter chaos of this stream, hit that follow and tickle that like button. Oh, who’s this? Caroline, today I’m just going to relax and think positively. Good one, Caroline. Nice. All you can do some days. I need to get up to these higher levels. Is there a way of doing it? I feel like all the goodies are up there. Maybe I’ve missed a bit. Let’s go along and see. Oh, is there anything in here, though? No. I feel like I’m missing a bit. For example, corn grows in summer and autumn. Okay. So, it’s like Dinkham. Do you play Dinkham? Does anyone in chat play Dinkham other than the lovely Roman ora? I know she plays Dinkham. Are you guys playing Dinkham? Technic Simon, do you play Dinkham? Do you enjoy it? Do you love it as much as I do? Oh, wow. Sweet. Aha, there’s a ramp. Oh, we still can’t get up there. How do we get to the higher levels, folks? What was it? We need a leak and dandelion. I don’t think I’ve seen either of those things. What’s this red stuff? Is that part of the tree? Oh, it’s just part of the tree trunk. Oh, this is old, mate. Is there a path that goes up there? A dang it. Time is at 9:00. I suppose I should go home. How do we get to the higher levels? Okay, I made it home. Did I water those? I can’t remember. I’m just going to do them again in case I forgot. Oh, actually I bought seeds. Is it getting too dark? No. Someone said I can be awake until 2:00 a.m. Ah, dang it. Can’t really see. I think I’ve done everything. No. Did I do that one? Think I’ve done everything. tired. Go to bed. Look at me. Oh, no. No, I went the bed. Dang it. Welcome to the quest of completing the community center. Ah, we figured, didn’t we? You have to get it, or rather, you can. There is another way, too. for example, corn grades and summer. Yeah, cheers very much for the hints and for not like giving away the story. I love that about you guys. Much appreciated. Right, it is 8:30 and I’m going to finish off here on this lovely day, Monday the 8th. We’ve only got 231 gold, but that’s okay. I’ll be back and we will uh we’ll work more in Stargy Valley. I’m actually enjoying it more than I thought I would. But I feel like, man, it is going to be a grind, isn’t it? You wet the bed, right? I wet the bloody bed. Of course I did. What’s this? A fail. Come here for the pro gaming. You come here for the fails and the lols. Right. Hopefully I’ll see you guys next time. Um, I might be streaming this tomorrow. We shall see. Uh, part two. I’ll start numbering them. So that we know like first play and then second, third, fourth, fifth. Uh as we go. You panic me for a second. I was like it’s Tuesday the 112th. Tuesday the 12th. It is Tuesday. It It is Tuesday the 12th. Yes. Uh is it Tuesday or Wednesday? It’s Tuesday. Oh my god. All my days are running in. Okay. Yes, it is 8:30 p.m. Tuesday. That’s when I am anyway. All right, thanks so much for the company, guys. I much appreciate that. Uh, if you’re not following Rymanora, by the way, uh, let me pop her link in, guys, because you like Stardw Valley and the girl makes some good Stardew Valley stuff, so I don’t want you to miss out on that. Head on over and subscribe. She’s a good egg. She’s a good egg. Zai, it should have come up. Um, it should have come up automatically. I’m not sure why it didn’t. Rhyman. Hey, here we go. I’ll pop it in the chat. Head on over there. She’s a good egg. And you got to watch her um like 100 days, 200 days of Stardw Valley cuz they are freaking brilliant. Right. I’ll see you on the next one. Cheers so much for all the help. Thank you. Especially Simon Technic. Uh Amy, I think was in here earlier. And there was someone else in here earlier whose name I’ve forgotten. I’m so sorry. Any lurkers out there? I appreciate you. Thank you for lurking. And I’ll see you on the next Stardew Valley adventure. I’m looking forward to it more than I thought I would be. I’ll catch you on the next one. Bye-bye. [Music]

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