How I Like To Beat MASTER MODE Terraria With The MELEE CLASS!

How I Like To Beat MASTER MODE Terraria With The MELEE CLASS!

Hello everybody, Waffle Time here and this is how I like to beat Master Mode Terraria with the Melee class. First, we build some housing for our darling NPCs, which I want to beat with rocks until they walk funny because of their antics during our 100% achievements run. Next up, since we’re playing Melee, we’ll obviously want to build ourselves a house worthy and suitable for a melee warrior to live in. We’ll be living in a sword. That’s right. We start with a hilt and slowly work our way up to what’ll be the blade itself until finally our blade is complete. And bear in mind, if you happen to see it shrink and shrivel up when it gets cold outside, just remember one thing, that it’s only because the blades enchanted, and no other reason whatsoever. We collect some cactus, think about life, end it all, and come back out of pure spite to begin working on a elevator. We find ourselves a wacky, wavy mushroom biome, and after eating some off the walls and experiencing ego death for 6 hours straight, we find Hermes boots, which makes me blow twice. All we have time for currently is there’s much work to do. We go back down. We go back down and motorboat great mother earth for the vast amount of resources provided by nature. Find ourselves a mace and promptly get the bad touch by several mobs shortly after. After going back down to defile said mobs in a fit of angst, we take to the skies. Not only to check out massive bird racks, but also to get this bad boy, the godamn star fury. Beautiful, isn’t it? To celebrate the upgrade to our arsenal, we make some cactus armor. And not having enough to make pants, we do the morally correct thing and let our meat swing like a grandfather clock in the wind. We mine even more. Mine even more. Mine even one more of those and I’ll no longer be held responsible for my actions. We mine even more, collecting an eye of Cthulhu summon life crystals, gems, and some delectable ores along the way. We pop topside and make ourselves a silver helmet and a platinum chest plate. Still not enough bars for pants, but that’s fine. I’m enjoying the breeze. Our next goal is a blade of grass, a weapon that’ll absolutely help us progress through the early game, as well as help make a devastating goddamn weapon down the line. We pile drive our way down into the jungle, not only in search of components for said blade of grass, but also for some ores to maybe have some pants to play through. Between snagging ores, we get some feral claws, which we certainly would have blown for, but we’re still on cool down from earlier. So, we simply put them on while maintaining a deep gaze for now. We spread apart as many cheeks in the jungle as long as we can, dying several times over until at long last, we have every last component we need to make what we desire. We craft up that blade of grass and use it to dawn every blood moon enemy in our path. only dreaming of using it against bosses that come our way. As soon as a blood moon clears, we make silver pantaloons. And seeing as it’s raining slime, we make a quick arena and beat the piss out of as many slimes as we can. All until this big bastard shows up. We begin hitting him with volleys of attacks, doing totally okay damage. But one thing to note at this particular point in time is that we are getting beaten to a [ __ ] pulp by this gelatinous behemoth. He does a crippling amount of damage, and it would be less embarrassing to show up to college completely nude for a week than to admit King Slime has us on the ropes. We may be on life support for the vast majority of the fight, but with the help of our handy dandy grappling hook, we’re able to get into a decent enough rhythm to avoid many of his attacks. We kill other slimes and absorb their slime essence to restore our health, which is fantastic for us. When we’re close, we use the blade of grass, and when we’re far, we hit his big ass forehead with stars from the high heavens. With keeping distance as much as possible, he eventually falls, leaving our godamn timbers shivered. Hell truly hath no fury like a king slime scorned. No time to piss to bed just yet because it’s officially nighttime. Meaning it’s time to fight the eye of Cthulhu. With nothing but an iron skin potion, a gingerbread cookie, and a godamn dream, we summon him up. And for some unknown reason, he’s about a thousand times easier than King Slime. The blade of grass presses its finger to our lips and hushes us. Don’t worry, Waffle Time Inc. I’ll take care of it, it says. And god damn does it. The little eyeballs aren’t an issue. The eye itself isn’t an issue. The poison from our weapon works incredibly. And eventually the big bastard goes into his second phase. This is precisely where we [ __ ] back and launch mints and Listerine strips into his mouth at full speed. This pisses him off more and more. But at least now when he’s charging at us with his mouth a gape, it smells like a peppermint breeze instead of dog [ __ ] and plaque. At this point, we simply run back and forth, and the absolute buffoon charges directly into our attacks, giving us yet another victory. After resting up and jerking it ever so slightly, our postnut clarity reminds us that the brain of Cthulhu is next. So, we go to the Crimson and make a god-awful arena, smashing our first heart and getting a panic necklace soon after, which, if you didn’t know, actually makes you freak the [ __ ] out in public over trivial matters, then feel silly about it when you’re back home. What an accessory. We break the other two hearts and begin battle. For a fight like this, the first phase is the scariest. So, we try to keep distance so as to not get touched by slightly moist eyeballs and also to let our poison go to town. Thankfully, we’re able to sweep them quite easily without taking too much damage. The poison truly does its thing. And soon enough, the eyeballs have popped like some goddamn boba. Now for the easy part. All we got to do is look at which idiot is poisoned and keep on swinging. We utilize simple dashes to help keep distance and after a short amount of time, toss the brain salad entirely. While running over to find the shimmer, goblins actually make the fatal mistake of invading. The only goblins around here are going to be the goblins wives goblin this horsemeat ding-dong. After totally not dying once or even twice for that matter, we head down to the shimmer and find a tinkerer watching his wife recruit a third from afar. We buy a tinkerer’s workshop. Totally don’t hit the quality of lifestyle infinite money hack 9000. Then buy ourselves a pair of rocket boots as well. Up top side, we make some spectra boots. Then some lightning ones mint condition never worn. After this, we hit the skies once more for the harpy massage parlor and find ourselves a lucky horseshoe as well as a balloon, which we use at home to make a blue horseshoe balloon. With no time to waste, we reforge everything, make a deathbringer pickaxe, and hit the anal crevices of hell to grab a hell forge, followed by a metric ass ton of hell stone. Once we’re back home, we make a beautiful goddamn volcano, a swagged out set of full molten armor, as well as a molten pickaxe for our hard mode mining needs. The plan was simple. Rush to the dungeon, cobble together a shitass arena, then hit the sack until night. Why? Because it’s Skeletron time, baby. The battle begins with one simple goal. Slap around his big ass man hands until they’re no more. The volcano takes no prisoners. It wres havoc, [ __ ] up anything that comes its way. We violate Waffle Time Inc’s 34th rule, getting teey heads several times over, making the battle into an absolute ass clench fiesta. We keep swinging the volcano, doing putrid amounts of damage, and soon enough, victory. We dive head first into the fungeon, and wouldn’t you know it, first chest Mirramasa, second chest cobalt shield. After giving a special kind of tribute to my desk and keyboard after pulls like that, we immediately head back home because it was time to craft our final preh hard mode weapon. We make a blood butcher, throw the volcano, blade of grass, and Miramasa in the mix, and finally make the night’s edge. With that bad boy in our clammy, sweaty gamer hands, it was time for Queen Bee. We hit the jungle, find a hive, and build yet another god-awful arena directly above it. We summon her immediately after, and with our new shiny, sleek, sexy Knight’s Edge. She’s nothing more than a piñata stuffed with mediocrity and honey. We have no real trouble with this fight. We simply dash into her dashes, aka the Master Dasher Blaster 9000 technique, and keep swinging our blade. Her health goes down incredibly fast and without any dire threat to our emotional and physical well-being, we secure yet another victory. Now for the main event, the main course, the moment we’ve all been patiently waiting for, the balls of flesh. But before we show that wall of flesh our wall of flesh, we build a hell arena, aka the quality of life supreo. It is time we summon him up. And god damn does that night’s edge cleave through that squishy monstrosity like a hot knife through butter. Everything’s going swimmingly. We’re feeling like our man or woman balls are made of concrete. Then it hits me like a ton of bricks made of frozen wall of flesh meat. We forgot our cobalt shield. I get tossed around like a goddamn ragd doll. My health plummeting faster than my dignity. We’re hanging on by a goddamn thread. The wall of flesh may go low, but I go lower. We keep swinging. He keeps going 95 down the freeway during traffic hour for no reason. Barely alive, we finally hardly squeeze out the victory. And for our troubles, a warrior emblem and a breaker blade. I blew twice from that. But you know as well as I do what the wall of flesh being down means, don’t you? You little goddamn freak. It means we officially begin the early hard mode grind. We start by chopping up cobalt, then Oricalum, and lastly adamantite to make the world’s sexiest set of full adamant armor. Shortly after, we defile not one wyvern, but two of the absolute bastards before grinding out some fairies for their dust, which instead of snorting this time, we make the manliest goddamn set of wings in existence with. I am of course referring to fairy wings. We grind out some mimic loot next. Really finding out what that tongue do in the process for science. Just when you thought the foreplay was over, a big goddamn mimic shows up and after what felt like 45 straight minutes in battle, drops us a pair of feted bags, which I still have no idea how to pronounce. After all that combat, it’s time for a glow up that’ll put the hard in hard mode. We make a star veil as well as a power glove, not only for the power boost, but also to harness the exaggerated swagger of a hard mode Terrarian. We stock up on Souls of Light and Night. And while we’re grinding for souls, we manage to get ourselves a hellfire yo-yo. This This is exactly what we’re going to use to give Skeletron Prime a homemade vasectomy. We summon him up and begin obliterating the soul out of him by means of yo-yo. We’re doing just fine at first, don’t get me wrong, but there comes a cute, sweet little part where naturally we begin getting our asses fed to us by four mechanical arms. However, we recover and unreover many times over. Clench, unclench, clench, unclench. It’s truly a wild swing of emotions, but our pure vile hatred for Skeletron prevails. The Hellfire does its work, and after circling him many more times over, we get that godamn victory. No time to waste whatsoever. We bounce home immediately and make an Excalibur, a surprise tool for stuffing up the destroyer’s ass later. For now, however, we want the twins melted down into a [ __ ] ring made out of hollowed bars. So, we seek out the most ranged melee weapon possible to take them on. A great candidate for this is a shadow flame knife. And after fighting the goblins once and getting hit with the curse of a thousand shadow flame bows in a row, we get it on our second attempt. With no time to waste, we summon the twins immediately, targeting only spasmatism. We shadow flame his dumbass when he’s far and absolutely pelt him with the Excalibur when he’s close. Our damage is fantastic, and we quickly enter a second phase where he heats up urine to an outlandish extent, drinks it, and attempts to spit it back on us. We’ll have no part in this whatsoever. So, we keep up the fire with our delectable shadow flame knife. Retinaser is helpless watching his brother get thrown into a brazen bowl right in front of him. And only after the noises stop do we slowly turn to retineer. Wherever his cheeks are located on the back of his eyeball, the Excalibur will find them. We beat him relentlessly, flying high so we can’t shoot lasers well and keep up the fire during his second phase. After a short amount of time, we pull yet another immaculate victory to bring home to the jungle. With one mechanical boss left, we summon the destroyer, immediately, locating his glutes and spanking him purple with our Excalibur. The damage is absolutely delicious. This weapon couldn’t be more hot in this battle if it tried. The process is simple. We avoid Lethal Dome, work our way into nooks and crannies, and slap him silly, hitting multiple segments in the process. This certainly isn’t a scary fight compared to the other two, so we wind up taking them down rather quickly. Listen up, my fellow degenerates. It’s time to get down and dirty with Planter. No time for sweet talk and foreplay now because our beloved plant-thed mil is about to get a taste of our raw power. Emphasis on the raw. We make a true knight’s edge as well as a pickaxe ax and hit the jungle. Mining up as much chlorophy as we can along the way. With this sun-kissed chlorophy, we make a full set of armor as well as the godamn Tru Excalibur baby. We then make a mechanical glove followed by a fire gauntlet. It’s showtime, so we build up an arena, summon the absolute sugar mama, and get right to work. For the first phase, we simply lay the WWE Super Slam Smackdown on her with the Tru Excalibur. As soon as she gets wine drunk and enters her second phase, however, we go against every fiber of our moral being and put some distance. Using the Tru Excalibur to absolutely soak her as well as do a lot of damage. To finish her off, we use the Tru Excalibur. And Mr. President of Victory has hit the second tower. We hit up Gollum’s Rancid Temple to get a solar tablet and use that bad boy as soon as we’re home to start the solar eclipse. We’re straight up chilling when all of a sudden we hear the shrieks of Mothin screaming at me for alimony and child support. Acting like I didn’t already invested at the casino earlier this afternoon. Not a chance. We defeat her and get the broken hero sword, grinding out a death sickle right after that for an absolutely delectable solar eclipse hall that bricks me up like none other. We make the sexy, sexy terror blade, which means one thing and one thing only. We’re ready for Gollum. We charge that temple like our lives depend on it. Craft an arena so shitty that California take it and call it affordable living and charge $4,700 a month for it. Then promptly summon that bastard up and get to work. Slowly but surely, we yank his hands right off the bone. Think of it like peeling an orange or a banana, but with a lot more struggling. Our beautiful terror blade makes short work of him, and finally, we knock both of them off. Then we simply beat his head in with a baseball bat until we could call him Glenn. Once that absolute chrome dome pops off, we run back and forth like a goddamn maniac and keep attacking until we Holy [ __ ] Did you guys see that? Running back in slow motion. It was actually a cosmic particle that interfered with my Gollum speedrun. Clearly, none of that actually happened. It was obviously a technical error. What I said was we take out his hands, beat his fat head in with a bat, then hit the run back and forth in her 9000 and keep attacking the pile of mud that could. Eventually, he crumbles, reducing our statemandated therapy sessions by a measily weak. Thankfully, no ionizing solar particles got in our way this time. Or the next couple of times, because we’re going to grind him out for beetle husks until he’s all but a fond memory. As soon as we’re home, we make some beetle armor swag. And god damn does it feel incredible. The next head to roll is Duke Fishron, who we’re about to violate for a sweet, sweet ride. With that said, we go tug our truffle worm until we walk funny. then hit the beach and set up yet another arena, summoning the slimy bastard shortly after. Phase one’s easier than getting copyrighted by Nintendo. His bubbles aren’t really a threat to us because the terror blade carves through him like a politician through promises, morality, and ethics. Suddenly, we enter phase two. Cheeks are immediately clenched, but our erection stands proud and tall because with the help of our exquisite new blade, we’re absolutely crushing him. We do our best to keep the shark natives at the edge of the arena and keep dashing and lighting him up from a distance. Last but not least, the third phase hits, meaning it’s time for the master dasher blaster technique once more, where we simply dash into his dashes. It’s a very calculated risk like hitting on a grandma, but careful timing means certain victory and maybe, just maybe, a sprinkle of sugar if you’re lucky. We kill him, prying the mount from his cold, dead fins. This absolute rat bastard is going to be our ticket against the moon lord. And after we beat him, we’ll send the mount off to the coal mines to get newiosis. With our new mount in play, it’s time for the lunatic cultist. We start by fixing up our arena directly above the fungeon and slaughter the cultist friends to summon him up. Lo and behold, ladies and gentlemen, pro gamers all around, the terror blade puts him in a goddamn jar. We can absolutely tank the vast majority of his attacks at this stage of the game. So, we grab him by his big ass nose and fold him like a goddamn pretzel, flying around and dodging his attacks until we put him on a t-shirt. Seeing as we happen to spawn directly in the vicinity of the solar pillar, we start taking out solar mobs and wipe out the pillar entirely, collecting its goodies and making the daybreak shortly after. Up next, we head to the Stardust Pillar. Cheese the absolute titties off of it and wipe it out as well. After this comes the vortex pillar, which we dive repeatedly in, resulting in our statemandated therapy sessions extending right back up. Eventually, however, we slap it around just enough to make things interesting. Then head right over to the nebula pillar, which we happen to take out in decent time. The Moon Lord was about to grace us with his legless presence. Confidence non-existent, but sometimes you must learn to both [ __ ] it and ball. Life is all about balance. That’s if we ball means you get a fantasmal death race shot through your mouth and out of your ass. We were mad, but truly, without a doubt, in my godamn mind, not stressing. So, we craft a celestial sigil with some truly nasty melee accessories strictly to defile the Moon Lord with. We also make the solar eruption because in a fit of postfantasmal partum, we decide to try out the old one’s army to get the flying dragon from Betsy. The flying dragon is a devastating weapon, one which could wipe the moon lord with ease. And I’ve probably done the old one’s army event like, I don’t know, three times in my entire life, so why the hell not? To make life a tad easier, we set up a ho contraption to get the enemy stuck under a table, between handrails of the stairs, even halfway inside of a washer or dryer to guarantee swift, backbreaking victory. Stage by stage goes by until suddenly Betsy appears. How do we respond? By getting sucked silly in a way that not even Mr. Sins himself could comprehend. We die fast and with that lose the event. On our second attempt, however, the stages flew by once more and Bessie comes at us once again. This time, however, we were better prepared. We bounce between the daybreak and the solar eruption, trying to keep any flying bastards at bay between Bessie’s volleys. We soak her in damage, but being a woman of the people, she returns the favor, doing a disgusting amount of damage to us in the process. On the brink of death, the silhouette of Planter appears before our very eyes, spiking our testosterone in ways we’ve never seen. With this new power, we dish out hits with maximum ferocity, dodged to the best of our ability. And suddenly, Betsy folds like a goddamn omelet. After all that work, we open Bessie’s bag, and wouldn’t you know it, get a [ __ ] Bessie’s wrath. I can’t. I am not doing that again. We gear up for our second attempt against the Moon Lord, build a house for the nurse in case we need a heal for the low cost of 37 platinum, and summon up Big Legless while it’s raining. We start attacking his right hand eyeball with all of our might, throwing pocket sand at max velocity to disorient him. We fly around his beams, keep the attack up to the best of our ability, and after some time, we pop that bad boy out. We win. Our defense is so high at this stage of the game, we could simply sit nice and snug inside of this fleshy eye socket and not take damage because of those delectable eye frames. Our only job now is to throw daybreak piss missiles at the rest of his eyeballs. We keep the attack up on his top eye, popping it out after some work, and now it’s simply a balancing act between staying in the eye socket and targeting his left hand eye. Soon enough, that jiggling heart is revealed, meaning we’ve taken out all the eyes and can officially go for the kill. We keep attacking it with all of our might. Our damage is incredible. And by god does it feel good to watch his health wither away. As soon as he begins bursting into flames, we know we won. And that, ladies and gentlemen, pro gamers all around is how I like to take on Master Motor Terraria with the melee class. Just for shits and giggles, our inflated ego summons Daylight Empress of Light. And wouldn’t you know it, all goes well. We’re able Okay, well that’s going to be all for today, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you all so much for tuning into this video. If you enjoyed it, please be sure to drop a like and subscribe for more content like this, as well as leave a comment down in the comment section below to let me know your thoughts on this video. For video and stream updates, be sure to follow the Instagram and Twitter linked down below. And to catch playthroughs like these live, be absolutely sure to follow my Twitch link down below as well. Thank you all so much again for watching, and I’ll be seeing all of you beautiful people in the next one. Waffle Time Melee Freak Edition out. [Music]

From Copper Short Swords to the Solar Eruption, from Eye of Cthulhu, to the Moon Lord…THIS is how I like to beat MASTER MODE Terraria using the MELEE class! We start from humble beginnings, simple ore armor and a toolie, and work our way to hammering out hardmode bosses like Duke Fishron, Plantera, and Golem, with only melee. Can we make it all the way through without shaving our eyebrows off over drop chances? Truly, there’s only one way to find out.

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MOD LIST:
Census – Town NPC Checklist
Fargo’s Mutant Mod
Luminance
AlchemistNPC Lite
Recipe Browser
Subworld Library
Boss Checklist
Auto Reforge
Ore Excavator
absoluteAquarian Utilities
Magic Storage

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