Unstable SMP: The Great Farm War

Unstable SMP: The Great Farm War

My friend Lomidy asked for my help in a war so deadly players were being killed. Bases were getting destroyed and complete chaos was spreading across the unstable SMPP. Well, that’s what he told me. And and then I found out it was all over some crops. Clomity, bro. This is about crops. Are you serious, bro? Wait, my farmer’s at war. I need your help to become the best farmer. My gosh, bro. So, uh, what do I get for helping you in this farm war nonsense you’re talking about? Well, you can get this maxed out a horse. Look at this. What the? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wa. That’s kind of OPD for traveling. All right. Fine. Fine. So, in order to get myself a god horse, we got to work. Repairing the base, planting crops, and trying to outfarm Lamdy’s two biggest rivals, Spons, the players with the greatest farm on the server. And while I worked, Lamdy started explaining the so-called rules of becoming a true farmer. All right, Flame, if we’re doing this the farm way, that means leather armor only. Uh, are you joking, bro? What the heck? And also, that means no weapons, Flame. No killing. We’re We’re going to abandon our netherite gear. Going to get our payback, bro. How the heck are we going to stop Spons and Willie without killing them? You see, these guys, Spons and Willie, show up to Lamdy’s farm every single day, destroying crops, killing animals, and just ruining everything. And without weapons, I had no idea how we were supposed to defend the farm. Okay, so this is why you lose. You’re telling me we can’t wear netherite gear, wield weapons, and we can’t kill. What are we supposed to do? What are we even supposed to do, bro? Bro, bro, bro, bro. True farmers don’t kill. That’s the farmer code, bro. Okay, then if we can’t fight, then we got to trap them, bro. Trap them. Yeah, I mean, yes, trap them. I mean, we can make a few TNT fall traps behind doors and fields and then just wait for them to attack. So I got to work making dozens of pressure plate fall traps all across the farm and when night fell waited for their usual attack. They usually attack it this time. Do you think this is actually going to work? Yeah, this is going to work. They won’t expect this at all, bro. We just got to got to just sit here. Make sure they can’t see you through the windows though. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just make sure they can’t get right here. Get right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. I’m scared, bro. Shut up. See you. Shush, dude. Oh my god. All right, you guys know the routine by now. Loot the chest. Just take the crops. Let out the animals. Like, literally do whatever. Guys, lock in. Like, actually, just destroy everything. Like, I’m the best farmer on the server. I don’t want a single bit of land in the earth to have crops on it. Just actually literally just break all the crops. Destroy all the farmland. Like, we’re resetting this guy to ground zero. All right. This is why I am the best farmer. You know, Willie, I guess you’re a little bit of help. Yo bro, what? Wait, what? What? Oh god. He has leather armor, dude. Are you sure we can’t kill them? Are you sure we can’t kill him? Don’t kill him. Kill flame, bro. He’s literally in leather, bro. I swear it’ be a lot better if we can kill him. We can We can kill Flame, bro. We can, bro. What are you doing, dude? I don’t know. Yo yo yo yo yo yo, bro. Get lom, dude. Yo, Bobby, what are you doing, bro? Oh my god, all these people you’ve killed and you’re going to die to me. I’m going to be the first dying to you, bro. I’m not falling in that, bro. Dude, he’s in leather armor, dude. Explain. Don’t dude. Oh, yeah. Definitely there, bro. What? I thought there was there, too. Oh my god. How did you survive that? Oh, he had a totem. Hey guys, lame. No. Uh, they go, “What are you doing? How what am I supposed to do if I can’t attack them?” LDY, what do you really want me to do? Use traps. We are running out of traps. Lomby, what do you normally do in this scenario? Do you just run away and hide? Uh, dude, stop trying to compete with my farm. Oh my Brody, you got to use the TR. Use the TR. I have like nothing left. You’re actually dead. Every everyone uh take a look here. It’s uh flame pack is dying to me. I will be the one to kill you. You’re done. Over here. Over here. I probably was not allowed to do that. My boo my my freaking pants, bro. Hey, bro. He’s not dead. He’s not dead. Get back. Get back. Are you kidding me? Where do you fight? Yo, you want to fight or you want to fight? Yo, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? I don’t know, bro. Just call him quit. Hey, bro. Do you want to Hey, bro. I got a trap right here. You haven’t won anything, barely. You want to jump on the trap? You want to jump on the trap? Scaredy cat. Leave. Let’s leave. Yeah. Like, yeah, leave, bro. Leave your anything by killing my three horrible teammates that I don’t know how Willy found them. It’s not like he’s much, dude. You’re so diamond that you can’t kill a leather player. You’re horrible. You have an enchanted diamond sword. Do something. Oh. Oh, you almost got into Bro, come up. Come up. Idiot. I have to just leave, bro. Like, flame, you’re you’re not going to win this, bro. This farm is Bye. Good luck with anything cuz you’re Okay. Holy, bro. It’s really that hard, bro. That That was just so stupid. We just could have just, you know, killed them, but we didn’t. We defended the farm without breaking the farmer’s code, bro. Whatever, bro. I’m doing this for this freaking horse anyway. Yeah. But uh let’s clean up the farm for a bit and then we’re going to take our crops to a trading town so we can grab some enchants for um our armor and tools and supplies. Uh okay. Well, we have no crops again, so we’re going to have to start from zero. But I guess uh can I get some new armor, too? Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god, dude. Bro, why why do we have to Bro, we can just kill them and it’s going to all be No, Flame. Oh my god. Well, we’re not killing We’re not killing anybody, bro. Oh my god. Do you want the horse or not, dude? Sure, bro. Oh my god. After fixing up the farm from the last attack, I met back up with Lomidy since he wanted to head to some farmer’s trading town. Ped up all the crops and the supplies into the mule. We’re going to trade everything once we get to the town. Okay. Uh since you’re the one who uh loaded up the donkey, uh can I ride out the on the max style horse, you know? Okay. First of all, it’s a mule. Get it right, buddy. it like a real farmer would. And second, no, you’re on mute duty, buddy. I’m riding a max horse, bro. Are you serious? I’m on mute. Let’s go, bro. Dude. Oh my god, bro. Let’s go to Trinidad. Yeah, you have to wait for me. Oh, this is so unfair. Let’s go. Are you serious, dude? [Music] Must be nice. Yeah, bro. This is unfair. You’re literally flying. You’re literally flying, dude. You’re a slowpoke. Oh my god. Hey, come here, bro. It’s a pretty small town if you look at it from this side of the mountain, bro. Yeah, doesn’t seem to be a lot of people here. Yeah, that’s that type of town. Hey, guess. All right. Yo, dude. Yo, yo, I got some stuff to trade with you, bro. Yo, what are you doing, bro? Yo, you just trade with me, bro. Bro, where is he going? Yo, I’m not here to kill anyone unless someone gives me a reason. Okay, what is he doing? Just trade with me. Why is he running away? Ignore him. Ignore him. All right. He He’s with me. We’re just here to trade crops. He’s mostly peaceful today. Uh, come here, bro. I got let’s see here. Uh I got blocks of wheat, potatoes, seed, wheat. So uh you got any enchantment books like protection, fortune, breaking, any anything that all that [Music] um are you going to keep looking at me or you going to drop the enchanted boname? All right, put this on the mule and let’s just get out of here, bro. Oh my god, bro. Flame, what you did at the town was not the farmer’s way, bro. Basically robbed that guy. Well, I mean, we got everything we needed. Um, enchanted bugs, carrots, beetroots. Um, well, I mean, like, sometimes you just got to be direct. I don’t know. You just don’t get it, bro. Like, farmers don’t do this, I don’t know, bro. I feel like Oh my, you’re too focused on killing people, bro. Why can’t you like stop killing people? You really I I feel like you really enjoy the farmer’s way if you actually uh Okay. Uh something more important uh going on at the base right now. Oh my god. Okay. Get down. Okay, dude. Oh my god. What What are you doing? I got to see what they’re doing. Okay, we said that we’d be back. Okay, then we are. All right, let out all his animals, steal literally everything, and kill the pets and take his dog. Well, we have a problem. Yeah, we have a problem, bro. Low key, bro. Let them do their thing. We don’t have any like trash this time. We don’t even have any like good weapons to kill them. They’re just going to die. What do you mean don’t do anything? Like, you think I’m letting them waste my time and like just kill my dog? Bro, this is like the second time, bro. Dude, I’m stopping this mess, bro. Hell no. You can stay here if you want, bro. Bro, you’re going to die. God, bro, I’m not dying. You Oh my god, dude. What are you doing? Yo. Yo, what’s your guys’s problem, bro? Like, come on, dude. You keep griefing our farm, dude. What is up with you guys? Omdy’s little farm boy. Oh my gosh. What are you going to do? You’re in leather armor still, bro. You barely even held last time. Aren’t you going to follow Lami’s rules, bro? No weapons. No weapons. No weapons for me. Flaming. No weapons. Okay. A weapon. You can’t even hit me, bro. You can’t even touch me, dude. What are you going to do, bro? Do you think I need weapons to handle you guys? Keep talking. I’ll show you what leather armor and a hoe can do, bro. I don’t even need to use weapons. I literally cut your house in half. You can see through it. What are you going to do to us, bro? You can’t do anything. Are you actually serious about not using weapons, bro? Like, Dude, I don’t need a weapon against you, bro. going to kill us with farm material. Dude, you gave me Dude, you throw potatoes at us. Dude, how you got that? That’s a hoe, dude. Are you serious? Um, I don’t know why you’re surprised, dude. What? Dude, dude, hey, bro. Oh my god. Four hearts. There’s four hearts. Yo, so what you trying to do here? What you trying to do here? Stop. Oh my god. Ow. Dude, he does too much damage. Dude, just don’t get hit. Dude, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Please. What do you mean? Stop. They’ve been gripping our farm this whole time. This is my third time fixing this. I’m not doing this again. Dude, just stop. Stop. Leave our farm alone, bro. Like, you’re we’re the I am the best farmer. Wait, I am the best farmer. This is the best farmer. What are you even attempting here, bro? I can already see the headline. Strongest player on the server dies to the best looking farmer in the world. Best looking best looking. I think that matters. Dude, best no wonder we lost the weather, dude. Come on. Oh my god, dude. How do you have, bro? Really? I don’t have I have literally I’m on my last totem, though. You got to do something. It does like a heart and a half, but I don’t know how. Dude, he has five hearts to me, so I don’t know how you’re not killing him. God, bro. Oh. Oh my god. I actually can’t I actually can’t do anything, bro. Really? Just Dude, I’m scared even though he has a hoe. The web is so bad. I mean, my teammate is full of diamond, but he’s pretty awesome [Music] [Music] Oh my god. [Music] Bro, really? Just get out, bro. Just get out. Oh, you’re about to be dead. Oh my god, bro. Oh, you’re not even going to help your teammate. Oh, what are you guys trying to do? No. What are you guys doing to run now? You just grabbed our entire farm, bro. Bro. Oh my god. They’re running away. We got what we need, bro. We don’t need to kill you, bro. It’s not required, bro. Oh my god. I’m part of the checklist. Look. Just go. Just go. Dude, leave us alone. Back off of here, dude. Bro, what? Like, dude. Like, you really didn’t have to kill them, bro. They have like We’re like chunkies. Tell me what we’re supposed to do. If being a farmer means we can’t even defend our land. Like, what? Bro, what the hell is the point? Why would you ever want to farm? Dude, they put a hole in our house. They split our house. Dude, what is this, dude? They Oh my god, bro. Yeah, bro. [Music] Just just stop, bro. Just killing people from you got to really just stop killing people from now on. We We really didn’t need to kill them, bro. We can debate that later. Right now, look around and look what they did again for like the freaking I don’t even know how many times I freaking repaired this so far, bro. I can’t even imagine you living like this, bro. This is the second time today, bro. Doesn’t that make you mad? Like, this is insane, bro. that they put a hole in our they split the house down the middle. We’re going to have to freaking fix this. Does it not make you mad at all, bro? We’re going to their base and we’re going to get payback, bro. That’s it, bro. And now we have to fix this up, bro. Cuz you want to know why I just I kind of just killed them, bro. Oh my god, dude. So, after having to repair the farm for the second time, me and LD set out to their base to get some payback. They destroyed our farm way too much, bro. We cannot let this slide, bro. We need to take everything, bro. We need to steal any valuables, any rare animals, pandas, camels, whatever they got, bro. Melons, I don’t even sugarce, bro. Cactus, all of it, bro. We look, bro. We did this before, bro. It’s It’s just a troll, bro. A counter prank, bro. That’s all it is, bro. Okay, if it’s a troll, just follow the rules, bro. No more killing or you ain’t getting the horse. Whatever, bro. Keep going this way and like try and land. I don’t even know how to aim, bro. just get lower and like kind of land near the trees so they can’t see your gas. Then we need to sneak around and you know uh you know don’t let them notice so we can steal all their stuff. Bro, look how much stuff they have. Why haven’t we been doing this before, bro? This saves so much time trying to farm it ourselves. Bro, this makes no sense, bro. Might as well just do this. Yeah. Okay, let’s get closer. All right, don’t let them see you, bro. I got it. Come here. Yeah. Yeah. I have like one invis potion. All right. Let’s make this count. Okay. Oh my. Okay. I don’t see anyone. Holy, bro. Uh, what do we need? All right. Get a melon, bro. Melon. A melon. And a We don’t have We don’t have these. Okay. Melon. Okay. Pumpkin seed. So, we can have these. Oh, dude. They’re far. Oh, they’re over there. Get down. Don’t Don’t let them move to the left, bro. Dude. Oh my god, bro. They definitely saw us, bro. Get hide, go. Get in here, Bab. Okay, we got to be quiet. Be quiet. Don’t swear I saw someone, dude. I don’t know. It’s probably freaking anyone on this server. Any farm materials, dude. I don’t know. Just Just look around. I swear someone was here. I just just look around. Just look everywhere. Literally, just look everywhere. What did you see, bro? Were they wearing Netherite or something? What did you see? a player, dude. Like, like what does it matter? What was he wearing? Are you dumb? Why does it matter what he’s wearing? Dude, I just saw player shaped like I cuz if it’s the armor that there Yo, I just found Flame’s helmet. Okay. Yeah. Uh helmet and boots, dude. Are you serious? Invisible or something? Dude, Flame and LD are here 1,000%. Bro, oh my god. Like, I I swear someone was here. Hey, that means he has no armor. Split up. We We genuinely have to find him. Everyone look around. Dude, if he’s here, dude, he’s dead. Like, he’s on our turf this time. We can We’re killing him. Like, if Flame is here, we have to kill him, bro. Everyone, Dude, he’s probably here for the sniffer egg, dude. Everyone split up. We We generally like, dude, we need to make sure he does not take that, bro. You think he knows about it? Dude, we need this unlock right now, bro. No. Holy. [Music] Okay, I think I hear a camel. I’m not even going to lie. We lowkey need to steal that. Was a camel. Yeah, bro. They have a camel. They have a camel. Yo, come over here, bro. Come over here. Oh my. Come go up the watchtowwer. Go look. Stand up there. Use the watch tower. Just tell me if you see literally anyone, bro. Like, and who left the doors open, bro? Bro, like Oh, what? Why is he sitting like that? Dude, are you stupid? It’s a camel. Yo, what’s this? What? Dude, this was like this, you idiot. How do you get up here? You freaking water. There’s particles. There’s no particles. There’s partic Oh my god. It’s his helmet. Where? No. No. Close the doors. Close the doors. Close the doors. You stay. You stay inside. No. No. You stay inside. I’m going outside. Oh my god. Okay. Uh, I don’t see any. I don’t know. What? They What? They take Dude, the door is open. Are you stupid? What did they yo? Yo, DJ Cow’s fam. They’re here. We just saw particles. Go to the Go to the house. Go look for the sniffer egg, bro. Don’t even look at me, bro. Just run straight to the house. Why are you Go run to the house. Run to the house. We need to poop. There’s flowers missing. There’s flowers missing. Bro, there’s flowers, dude. You know what I did for that sniffer egg, dude? Like, genu, if we lose that, I’m going to be so mad. Like, took everyone go back to the house. Bro, I I’m coming back, bro. Oh my god. Oh my. You scaring me, bro. Dude, dude, dude, bro. Get the happy gas and steal this freaking camo, bro. Oh, dude. Okay, bro. If we have a camo, bro. Imagine how crazy that’s gonna be. Wait. Okay, you have to go get the gas and you need to steal this camo. The cam. Yo, steal all these, dude. Damn. Steal much. Steal all this hay, bro. Yes. Okay. I don’t like You need to attach this, bro. Put this on. Get the happy gas and put it, dude. Steal the camo, dude. Okay. Go get the gas. Just don’t let them see you. I’m going to go for the sniffer egg. They were talking about it a bunch. All right. Okay. Okay. We need this is unlocked, bro. Like, do not just gen like Okay, then. Someone get in the house. Someone Someone go inside the house. I I’ll try like this is perfect. We’re so far. Okay. Just Willie, keep Willy. Honestly, you stay inside with DJ Khaled and just just make sure there’s no one near the egg. I generally need this place unlocked, dude. Hey, bro. What? Yo, the flame’s here. He’s here. He’s here. He’s on the roof, dude. I’m looking at him on the roof. He’s on the roof. He’s on the roof, dude. Get away. No. No. No. Actually kill him, bro. Just kill him. Get inside, Dude. He just took it. Dude, do not let him out. Do not let him out. Hey, guys. Dude, kill him. No. No. No. I’m so dead, bro. You cannot escape from this. Hey, bro. Kill him. Dude, we knew you. I have one more ball, bro. Oh my god. Like I’m fly away. Fly. Yo, lity. Fly away, dude. They’re going to get it. Just leave. Leave. Dude, they’re taking the camel. They’re taking the camel, bro. Why? How? I didn’t know you could do that. Fly, camel. Fly. Fly. Fly away. Literally fly up. Fly up. Take the camel. Get the camo. Go. Go. Wait. How do you heal that thing? Oh my god, bro. Get up there. Someone go. Oh my god. Oh my god. Go. Don’t let him. They’re just going to keep following us. Uh, we need to hide this. Um, dude, they’re just on the ground. Like, what are we supposed to do? This gu is really slow, dude. I want this camel, bro. Dude, bro, they might go in front of us and block us off at this point, bro. They’re not that. Yeah. I don’t know, bro. They’re ahead of us. Oh, they’re trying to build up to us. Um, are they actually Okay, shoot, bro. They’re actually Yeah. Don’t Don’t no off, dude. Oh, shoot. Yo, you got to dodge that. Get this camera to the base. Okay. Yo yo yo yo. Why up upwards upwards upwards upwards? Why upwards? I’m doing it. Oh, they’re making a boat trying to beat Oh, okay. So, they’re making Oh, they know where we’re going. We’re caught. Dude, we need to just get this camo hidden, bro. Dude, I mean, it’s pretty hard since like we’re we’re on a big gas, bro. Okay, how about this? How about this? I’ll go down and I’ll distract them. And you just need to hide this somewhere. But you got to meet me back at the base, bro. Okay, sounds like a plan. All right, just make sure not to kill. Okay. Okay. Hey guys. Oh my god. He’s coming down. He’s come down. He’s down. Hey guys. [Music] Uh, do we go for flame or someone go on lomdy? Nice. Oh, okay. That was luck. Oh. Oh my god. Where is spawns, bro? Why is he slow? Oh my god. You bro. Oh my dude. Hey guys. Hey guys. Bro, what are you guys going to do? I stole your camo, bro. Like, just let it go, bro. Flame, you’re First of all, you’re not getting away with the stuff that you suck. And second of all, your base still sucks, dude. Look at this place. Oh my god. Like, what? And third of all, you’re not even like, it’s not it’s not even like you came to our base, got away with nothing. Like, I stole like your sniffer egg. What are you talking about? I’m voting it in my hand. You’re not kidding. Dude, we knew you were there the whole time. Okay. Well, look what I have. liquid. I am the best form. Like, even if you took this sniffer egg, bro, which I’m going to get back because you’re not getting out of this, dude. How are you, Dude? Even, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no. Even with the sniffer egg, bro, you’re not going to be able to beat my farm. You sold this. Dude, you know how rare this is? Do you know how rare this is? This lowkey added value, dude. This added so much value, bro. Well, I mean, I have your sniffer egg and your camel. And what else is running? What don’t I have? You can’t even catch me. I’m going in the most predictable routes possible. Oh yeah. Yo, let’s go this way. They’re at the base. Dude, lity, you are not getting away with this. Why you guys more focused on me now than Lomdy? He’s supposed to be your OP. LD is the least of our worries right now. All right. Like, dude. Oh my. Your farm is trash. M. You are not a good farmer, man. Your farm is your farm is trash. Get up, bro. Our farm is trash. Have you seen it, bro? Have you seen yours, bro? I broke Lomby’s chest plate, bro. Like, bro, who cares, bro? Use the sniffer egg, dude. Can you stop hitting him with it? What was the plan, bro? Climb up the water, bro. Will you good, bro? Like, just kill him. Dude, why do you have our farm all the time? You just got to kill him with that. You got our farm, bro. What are you talking about, bro? Dude, he’s not getting up. He’s not getting up, dude. me. Nice. Go, go, go, go. I’m running. Go up. Oh my god. Okay. Oh, go up. Oh my god. Oh, that’s not Oh my god, dude. Don’t let ly go. Someone DJ Cow, bro. Go after Lamdy. Break it. Break it. DJ CalD, bro, drop me this sniffer and I’ll let you. I’ll consider almost thinking about letting you live. Uh yeah, sure. You’re dead here. I don’t have anything to get up faster. You’re actually dead here. He jumped. He jumped. He jumped. He pearled. Oh. Oh, right. Lonnie is not here. I can just leave. Goodbye. Oh, just leave. Yeah. Yeah. Holy. I escaped Smok and Willie. But knowing them, they’ll probably head to our base and wait for us, hoping to take back their stolen camo and sniffer rag, both which are extremely rare. So, while they’re setting that up, I went into a jungle ahead to find Lomdy so we could figure out what we wanted to do next. [Music] Lamdy, what? LD, [Music] dude. Bro, we escaped, bro. Fine, bro. Bro, bro, we wouldn’t even need to be doing this if you just let me kill them, bro. Like, look, look what you have on, bro. Like, oh my god. Farmers don’t fight, so there’s not much we can do. But run away, bro. This is actually like trenches, bro. Like, you don’t even They have like no armor. Oh my god, this is really bad, bro. Like, what are you supposed to do? They’re probably at the base griefing it right now. No, I don’t want to build again, bro. Like if we just kill them, we could solve this all. Dude, no, bro. That’s not the farmer way. Oh my god. Oh, what is this? What? Oh, what the What the Oh, wait. This looks like a jungle village. Are you serious, bro? It’s It’s a man-made farm. It looks like, bro, and it looks to be abandoned, bro. A jungle village, bro. Those don’t Bro, those don’t even exist, bro. Jungle village, bro. There’s so many farms around here, bro. Dude, what do you mean a jungle, bro? Oh my god. Why are you so impressive? Cuz you’re so Dude, that doesn’t even make those have never been in Minecraft. Jungle village. Like I mean to be honest, like the area is known for farmers because of the nearby town. So I I’m just jungle village. Like are we serious? Why are you so impressed? Oh. Oh shoot. Dude, there’s gaps in here. Oh, they have diamonds. Wait, and they have a brown. Wait, they low key have a chicken eggs, bro. Wait, we can lowkey get the brown. Wait, steal the eggs. Wait, this is lowkey good for our farm, bro. Our base is about to be gone. Oh, gaps. Wait, they have nether wart. You want to be a nether war farmer, bro? That sounds fun. You might as well. Like, you want a little bit of everything? Yeah. Expand my market. M uh what the I I found a hole. What? Yeah, come here. Yo, this looks like a good place for like some good treasure. Wait, what? Yeah, look. There’s just a a big hole down here. Oh, I mean uh if they have like enchanted book Oh, you didn’t take this unbreaking? Are you serious, dude? There’s unbreaking, dude. Oh my god, dude. They have all these books and all this stuff, bro. Like surely whatever’s down here like has to be good. Like no one’s no one spends all their time, bro, building all this. And like if they have something down here, bro, like like they’re definitely trying to hide something down here. I think we should go low key. It might be risky, though. But bro, we’re going down. Okay, I guess I’ll go. Oh, shoot. was to be serious, dude. Oh my gosh. Okay. What the heck is this, bro? Um Oh, this is a No way. Someone built a maze to hide their stuff. Dude, what the Let’s not get lost here, bro. Okay, they definitely have to have good stuff if they’re doing all this, bro. Oh, I hear something. Oh, there’s a ravager. There’s a Oh my god, dude. Go this way. This way. This way. Okay. Yeah. All right. Go. Run. Run. Wait. Where are we going? I think we’re going to a dead end. I can’t even lie to you. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. I Bro, I’m not too hard, bro. I won’t even lie. Um. Um. Oh, there’s Oh, there’s ravagers. Oh. Oh my god. Uh uh this place run I’m going to catch him, bro. Yo yo bro, where are we going? Oh my god. Okay, dude. Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait. Hey, let me pearl over. Okay, run. Okay. Uh oh shoot. Oh my Oh. Um, why did you leave me out here? Um, go go go. Um, just do it. Just do it. Oh my god. You’re not even cool about it. Oh, dude. Oh. Um. Um, you go. Oh my god. Wait. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank goodness, bro. Oh my god. Oh. Oh my dude. Yo, it’s the Nether hoe. Yo, what dude? Oh my god. Killer. Yo, that sounds so tough, dude. Oh my god. Thank goodness. Oh my god. Oh. Oh, my armor is gone, bro. Bro, just put that crap on, bro. I guess you have to get more leather, dude. All right, bro. I guess you’re going to have the Netherite hoe, bro. And this disc and all this. Just take it just for me, bro. Bro. Bro, I mean, you’re the farmer, bro. This ain’t me. A netherite hoe, bro. Oh, what? This is my dream coming true. With a netherite hoe, a stolen camel, and even a sniffer egg, we were starting to feel like legendary farmers. But as we mined up and started heading back to our base, we stayed on edge, suspicious that Spons and Willie might have planned something. Okay, we’re back at the farm. Yeah. Uh, it seems kind of untouched from like, you know, the chase. Uh, kind of weird though cuz it’s lowkey been like an hour. Like it low key doesn’t seem like they did anything worse. Like the house is not split in half like you know last time. Um, I mean there’s no way, bro. Like what? Maybe they went AFK for the night or something. I don’t know. They might have called it and just gave up. Uh, where’s the freaking Oh, okay. Bro, what are you? Heck yeah, bro. What are you doing, bro? Yeah, bro. Bro, what are you doing? Bro, it’s lava chicken, bro. Bro, what? I know. Banger, I found the treasure in um in that jungle thing, remember? Bro, I found this. Oh my gosh. Bro, bro, are you serious right now, bro? If you want to be a better farmer than Sponge, you can’t be dancing, bro. We got to farm, bro. This song is so good, bro. Bro, we have so much to do, bro. Like I I want my horse, bro. Like Oh my gosh. I just want to take the horse and leave, bro. It’ll It’ll help us farm better, bro. Just enjoy the song, dude. I’m not about to enjoy lava ch Oh my god. Are we serious right now? It’s a lava taco, bro. Oh my god. This is a banger. Oh, dude. Oh my god. Let’s farm it up, bro. Farm it up. Let’s farm it up, bro. Yo. Oh shoot. I’m Oh. All right. All I’m having a dance off, bro. Oh. Oh, yeah. Let’s have a dance off, bro. You can’t move, though. I don’t How do I do that? Oh my god, dude. Oh my dude. Oh my god, bro. We got to farm up, bro. Farm up. Farm up, bro. Yo. Oh my god. [Applause] Oh, what the What? Wait, dude. Wait, let me go go. Dude, what? How did you survive, bro? Dude, getting what? Dude, where is he? Where? How did you Dude, bro, are we serious? Where you all doing this, bro? Flame, bro. Oh my god. How did you survive that, bro? Bro, Billy, how did your trap fail you? Dude, we’ve been waiting to use this and then off. He just survived, bro. Okay, so if so he survived. So you’re saying it didn’t fail. Okay, if if he survived, then how did it not fail? Cuz he pearled, bro. So it can’t come at that. I told you to place the signs. You place them. Dude, for a trap to succeed, he’s got to die. You’re so I mean I mean come come to my thing. Come to my dude. I’m trying. Dude, there’s webs. What is this? Flame, you’re not getting out, dude. Go. Help me. Help me. Drop water. Drop water. Drop water. Quick, quick, quick, quick, dude. Quick. I mean quick, bro. I really mean quick. Place water. The water. Place it. Oh my god. Mommy. Oh my god. I’m being farmed. Get out of here. I’ll kill I’ll kill you. Oh my god. Yo. Flame, bro. Dude, I’m trying, bro. What is this? Dude, what? Dude, are you sure we can’t kill them? What are we supposed to do? Oh my god. Dude, dude, what did you do? How did you pearl with the bro? Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. I’m actually done, bro. I’m actually done, bro. Up. Blow up. I don’t Oh my god. Blow up. Blow up. Are we serious, bro? Can I not just kill them? Literally, bro. They’re blocking. Good luck being the best farmer now, dude. Oh my god, bro. Dude, I thought you were the best farmer, bro. What happened? What happened, bro? Bro, what are we? Dude, you guys are Bro, just die, dude. Just die. Lomdity, bro. Bro, we could have just killed him. Stop, bro. Oh my god, bro. Bro, what am I supposed to do? Dude, this farm is a joke, bro. You guys actually stand no chance. You’ve been able to defend this farm a single time. You know, dude. Oh my god, bro. Ly, like, what? Like you’re not going to become the best farmer, dude. Like, dude, you you might be able to beat me. You can’t beat me in this, bro. You’re not a good farmer. You’re not a good farmer, bro. If I was actually trying to kill you, I would have just I would have killed you and ended your stupid legacy so long ago, bro. If I’m not a good farmer, then why have I withstood everything you’ve tried to do? And your farm is in ruins again. You take my sniff, you think I’m not going to come back, dude. You’re not tough. If If I wanted to kill you, you would be dead. But you want to know why? It’s cuz freaking lomy wants to make up these rules, bro. Cuz ly is making up these rules. So you just care about lomdy too much that you’re weak now. I didn’t know ly was your greatest weakness. I thought I was lying, bro. I just wanted a horse, bro. That’s what I wanted. You just want a horse? All this for a horse. How’s it going your horse? Yeah, dude. I’m looking around. I’m not seeing any horses. I’m just seeing some uh burning trees. Nice wood farm over there. Look at Look at that farm. That’s That’s your farm. Lomdy. Lomdy, this is your life’s work, dude. You You’re a farmer. You’re supposed to be a farmer. And look at this place. You can’t even defend your own farm. You want to be the best farmer. Look at this. You can’t even defend your own. Let me kill them. This is actually a joke, bro. You’re genuinely a joke. Best farmer, bro. You can’t You genuinely can’t compete with me. I’m I’m the best, dude. You can’t do anything. Look at this. There’s nothing here. There’s nothing here. You have nothing. You have nothing. You robbed my base thinking you’re all that and you come back to nothing. I I don’t know. I don’t know who you think you are trying to take my title, bro. But I am the best farmer. I spawned the best farmer of of the server. You got it, bro. You can’t even defend your teammate, bro. Like Yeah, cuz he doesn’t want me to. He doesn’t want me to. Oh yeah, I’m sure that’s it. I’m sure that’s it. You’re definitely not just scared to fight us, bro. That’s You’re definitely just Oh, following his rules, bro. Just admit you’re scared, bro. Just genuinely admit you’re scared. You think I’m scared of you, dude? Say you’re scared of us, bro. Did I beat you with a freaking hoe, bro? You are so weak, dude. Dude, you’re not good at all. You are literally the worst player. If I wanted to kill you, you would be dead. Let’s Let’s take it into consider. Let’s Let’s look around this base. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. We some craters here, some craters there. No farm at all. Okay. And then we look at my base. Beautiful flourishing land. Ly’s got nothing to say. Like I could kill I could kill lomy right now. I could. Then I would stop following the rules and you would be dead. I’m I’m just Oh, let’s just leave, bro. They have nothing. Like like this is a farm. There’s no crops. There’s no animals. It’s just a crater in the ground. Dirt and snow and that’s what it is. Dirt dirt farm is everywhere. Bro, you’re not farming, bro. Wow. Yeah, they really took everything, huh? All the crops. Yeah, I realized the dog was also gone, too. Your cat’s gone. Uh, they Yeah, they took the horse. This is your fault, bro. Oh, you dragged us into this. We didn’t have to fight back. We could have just gave them what they wanted and it was working. But the moment you came along and started using violence, you just ruined everything. They never wanted this farm. It’s only because of you, bro. Like, you’re not a farmer. Yeah, 100% you’re not a farmer. You’re just a bad friend. What? I’m done. I’m logging off. Only thing I want to do is farm. I can’t even do that in peace. I quit. I’m done. I’m farming. I give my stuff away while I’m at it. Bro, I’m done, bro. Wait, bro. Wait. Before you go, bro. Come over here. All right. Just farm with me one one last time, bro. Just one more time, bro. All right. [Applause] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Bro, we fixed everything, bro. The houses, bro. The farm and like, bro. Oh my gosh, bro. It’s five times better now, bro. This is crazy. Oh my gosh. Yes, bro. It couldn’t have been done without your help, bro. I appreciate that. But I mean, like, you have your farm now. So, I mean, it looks like we’re done here. I can’t really ask you for the um max tourist because uh they stole it and you know, they also took my dog. So, I have to go kill them. But out of respect for you, you can keep your armor cuz um I’m not a farmer. Like I’m I’m not done. But put that armor back, bro. Oh, okay. There’s no form of my animals and especially not without my pets. We had a deal. One max horse. We’re getting them back. I have to keep my word. Just give me a moment. Stay here. Uh I can help prepare for war, bro. Uh let’s just let’s take our pets back, bro. We’re putting an end to these fools. Oh, perfect, bro. That’s That’s what I like to hear, bro. That’s bro. Hey, I’ll be back and be ready, bro. This is war. Oh, hey, Ben. Wanting to get our pets back and to put an end to Spons and Willie, Lamdy spent hours setting up TNT dupers to wipe their base, then called me over to execute the attack. Before you blow up anything, um, let me move our pets out of there. Oh, once they’re safe and you hear this horn, send in the TNT dupers and we can destroy everything, bro. Sounds like a plan. Get our pets back, bro. All right. All right. Head to the dupers, bro. All right. All right. Time to end this. [Music] No way. You serious, bro? Dude, are they stupid? Are they dumb? Can’t be serious, bro. [Music] Dude, there’s someone stupid. Bro. Yo [Music] yo hello. Oh, look who it is. Dumb and dumber. Look who it is. Dumb and dumber. Look who it is. Dumb and dumber. A Oh, look at him. Look at him, bro. Look, bro. You have no base. Why are you here? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Everything else you got planned, bro. What kind of plan you got? Dude, dude, I was just here to get my animals, bro. My dog. Take them back. He stole them. Dude, you don’t have a farm. What do you need animals for? What do you need animals for? Half of his beds, bro. I mean, I don’t know what they’re going to eat cuz you don’t have any food in your farm. So, there’s not much that you could do. Stop placing webs, dude. Making my farm look bad. I don’t want it to look like yours. Your farm is bad, bro. Dude, my farm’s bad. Worst nightmare. I would not want my farm to look like his whatsoever. Yeah, I mean, you could definitely keep saying your farm is good. I don’t want mine looking anything like yours, though. So, I don’t I don’t think your definition of a good farm is going. Hey. No, no, no, no, no. Why you going near my base, bro? Hey, get out of here, bro. You can’t even fight us. Why are you here, bro? Bro, you’re not a farmer. Like, what? Why are you here again? You got the only thing you could do is fight, bro. Like, you’re not a farmer. Like, what are you even doing here? I’ve already beaten you. Like, this is our Dude, I don’t like farming. I’m not better than you have been farming. All right. Well, I I guess you’re right, bro. I’m not a farmer, and I won’t be good at farming, but always be better at taking things one step further than you. I would turn around if I was you. What? What? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. F. Bro. Everything down. Where? Dude, I don’t see anything. Am I crazy? Oh my god. Oh my god. What are you going to do? Pick everything up. Pick everything up. Pick everything up. Oh my god, your car is ruined, bro. Oh my god, dude. Everything’s gone. I don’t care. Kill him. Kill him. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh my god. We should never have been farmer. I tried something stupid. Oh my god. Everything’s gone. Oh my god. Oh my god. Are you serious? Do you know how long I spent on this? Are you No. No. No. You’re actually weird. My god. I’m weird, bro. Oh my god. Dude, bro, did you just not care about like other people’s farms? Dude, you didn’t care about mine. Dude, really? Do something, bro? I’m not doing anything, bro. I’m just horrible to die. I’m killing you. Oh my god. Come help me. This is like all that matters. Why are you doing? No, I don’t do anything with my whole Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. All your drums are gone. Everything’s gone. What is wrong with you, dude? I hope it was worth it. I literally broke, bro. Oh my god. All those annoying times. All those annoying times. All those annoying times. Look at what you did. Everything with you. I’ve spent months on this. How long you spent on this dude? Oh my god. Everything’s gone. Dude, get the animals. Get do something. Willie, dude. Oh my god. I’m not going to do anything. I’m going to let this happen. Dude, what is wrong with you, dude? Why do I Dude, I No, no, no, no. This is my hat. This is all I have, dude. I want to be that stupid farmer, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god. Bro, it’s over, bro. It’s over, bro. It’s literally over, dude. We have to Oh my god. It’s over. You’re actually Oh my god. This is so I don’t even want to kill you. I don’t even want to kill you, bro. I want you to live with this. I genuinely want you to live with this, bro. Dude, just look at this, bro. Oh my god, dude. Let’s go. Let’s freaking go, bro. Oh my god. You deserve this, dude. All the stupid machine play, bro. Oh my god. Dude, don’t even kill him. Don’t even kill him, bro. We don’t even need to kill him. This is what you’re going to live with, bro. Oh my god, bro. I hope it was worth it, bro. I hope it was genuinely worth it. What did I just, dude? No. No. No. No. No. Don’t play with them now. Please gone, bro. A former doesn’t do this, bro. No, no, no. Don’t say that now. I’m so dumb with all three of you, bro. All three of you. Oh my god, bro. Dude, there’s nothing farmer, bro. The best farmer. Nice, bro. You blow bar. I guess you couldn’t even kill a leather armored player. Wait, you’re the best farmer. Nice, dude. Dude, you’re the lead diamond. You couldn’t kill two leather people. Are you serious play on the Minecraft server? I believe I’m the best farmer. I believemer I don’t want to see I don’t want to see I don’t want to see Sponge. I don’t want to see yourself. He’s the best farmer. Tell him he’s the best. Dude, I quit, dude. Like I don’t even care, bro. Dude, I never even wanted to be a farmer, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Look at your shield, bro. No, dude. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god, dude. No, you’re so annoying, dude. See you guys. Peace out, bro. Never seeing you again, bro. Bye, dude. You’re You’re the best farmer. Okay, leave me alone, dude. So annoying. Bye, dude. Oh my god, bro. I want to farm. So dumb. God, dude. Everything is gone, bro. Your face. Oh, bro. Oh, this is so awesome, dude. That was insane. That was insane, bro. Oh my god, dude. Dude, thank you, bro. Bro, you helped me against Willie. Now, without them griefing my farm, I can finally become the best farm on the server. I’m going to be the best farmer, bro. Okay, bet, bro. I can’t wait to see it, bro. Oh, but wait, wait, wait. Before you go though, as promised, for your help. Oh, yours. Yes, finally, bro. Oh my gosh, bro. Dude, all this time that’s going to be saved, bro. Bro, look how fast I am, bro. Oh my god. All right, bro. I’ll see you next time, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Finally, bro. Oh my gosh. Look how fast I am. Oh my gosh. Finally, bro. [Music]

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