Upgrading House From Dirt to Gold!

Upgrading House From Dirt to Gold!

We currently have this dirt house, and my goal is to upgrade it all the way to diamond. But to do that, I’m going to need to make a million dollars. As you can probably see, I have zero dollars. But once I trade with this handsome farming villager, I can actually get a dirt dollar. We got our first dollar. Thankfully, are you proud of me? Well, I guess we need to make more money. Help us reach our goal of a million dollars. I have these custom villagers that will help us get there. But they are only dirt villagers right now. And like they might be dirty, but they got some trades. We have $1 on our credit card and we can buy a penny mine. Oh boy. Am I buying weapons with only a dollar? This is ideal. So we just right click it like this and then Oh, the chicken. Uh, okay. Wait, did it drop? It dropped money. Hey yo, that means all of these trades that are custom will help us get more money, which is perfect for reaching a million dollars. Will I need $2 more dollars to make the next trade for a Lamborghini? Come on, Darth Villager. Would you like to come this way? Yes, please. $10 for a Lamborghini that drives and destroys blocks in its bath. Does it actually work? Let’s find out. But the only bad thing is that it’s made out of dirt. Hey. Hey, look at me when you’re scamming. The least you can do is show your face after. What do I even say to that? Huh? Okay. Oh, I hear the engine. It’s purring. Oh, wait. It’s moving. Wait a second. Maybe we didn’t get scammed. This thing’s got some movement. It’s breaking the blocks. Wait, it’s actually getting us some coinage, baby. Let me hit a little Tokyo drip. $115. You know, they say you got to spend money to make money, but it not normally end up being this good. All right. Now, let’s see what you’re going to scan me with next. Oh, we can upgrade our village to cobblestone. Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for an upgrade? Watch this. [Music] Hey, our village has been transformed from dirt to cobblestone. Now that we have a cobblestone village, does that mean our villagers have also upgraded? Which means our trades could have also upgraded. Oh my gosh, look at the vill. There’s an ender chest now in the cobblestone village houses. I mean, don’t mind if I do. Now, we got to see if our villager trader upgraded to cobblestone. He did. He doesn’t look quite as dirty, but I’ve decided his name is Brian cuz Brian are always scammers. Sorry, Brian. Speaking of scams, we have a lottery ticket for $100, villager investor for $600, and the copper village upgrade for a,000. OMG. $100. Oh, we can make this easy with our little dirt car. One moment, please. Oh, sheep, watch out. Oh. Oh, sorry. Oh, yes. We have enough for three lottery tickets. This is beautiful. Yes, I’m over 21. Right click to spawn three chests. Then we have to match the items to win the cash. So, it’s almost like an actual game. Oh, wait a second. Which one do we choose first? So, whatever item we get, it has to be the same in all three chests if we want to win the lottery, which could probably give us hundreds of thousands of dollars, by the way. Uh, Cole, I l This is why you don’t gamble. All right, I’m opening lottery tickets in Minecraft. Never do this in real life. This is what will happen. All right, let’s try lottery ticket number two. This is where you all like the video to increase my luck chances. Watch this. No, wait. Please, Pixley, are you ready for this? Watch and learn, buddy. Oh, Pixley never proud of me. Oh, baby. Come on. Watch this. Three, two, one. Give me the diamond. Let’s freaking go. $1,500, baby. It’s not as big of a lottery as I thought. That was beautiful. Do we have enough to buy everything that this guy has to offer? I I want to upgrade to the copper village, but I need to know what the villager investor does. Right click to invest money, return later to collect the results. Okay, this is a life lesson. Invest early and then reap rewards. He got stars, dude. Yes. Yes. That’s what I like to see. Okay, see this is the investor. Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy. Hold on. This investor is mine and mine only. You can go get your own, homie. All right, let’s see what he says. I’m gonna swipe my credit card. Give me money and I will invest it for you. Okay. What is your strategy? I will give you $100. Oh. Oh, he’s investing it. 45 seconds to invest my money. I’m a little bit concerned, but I mean, do you listen to the satisfying keyboard clicks? This guy definitely knows his way around a board that keys. We need to make more than $100 cuz that’s how much we gave him. We’re about to find out if he made us more than 100 or if he made less. Come on. Oh, investment report ready. Oh, yes, sir. I would love to see that. And negative 100. Stocks were not great. Okay. Well, this time invest in good stocks. Here is another 250. Why did I just give him 250 if he just lost 100? What? What am I doing? Okay. Looking good. But hold on. All right. Hey. Hey. He said it’s looking good. Let’s see what the report says. And you $1,000, my man. Okay, now look. We only need $1,000 for the copper village upgrade. So, I’m going to give this guy I’m going to give him $593. So, while he’s investing the $593, we can go and upgrade to the copper village. Don’t worry, buddy. I’ll let you out of here eventually, Brian, but not right now. And are you ready for this? [Music] Yay. Remember, we’re trying to make a million dollars, so being at zero dollars seems like a bad thing, but it’s not because the trades are going to be crazy. Oh, and by the way, my investment report is ready. Let’s check in. Uh, hello, sir. I’m ready for my monies. Thank you for the $1,255. Let’s see what we have to trade here. Oh my gosh. $700 for a cash TNT. We can afford that. Then we have a money printer. This is what the government does. And then we have an iron village upgrade for 10 grand. Let’s buy the cash TNT. All it says is rightclick the place and ignite. I’m assuming that like maybe the more that we blow up with the TNT, the more money we get. Well, let’s just see. Let’s just see. Okay, we’re going to just uh bomb one of these houses. That looks great, honestly. Oh, yeah. Okay, we’re shutting that door. Oh, what the heck? Um, did anything happen? I heard an explosion and I What? What? We just wasted $700. I got like five bucks off this TNT. Did we just get scammed again after all the business I’ve given this guy? You know I know exactly what to use this TNT on now. Huh, buddy? You scam me? Let me put this down real quick. Let me kill you. Huh? Yeah. What do you think about that scam? Oh, hold on. Hold on. My TNT grew after I killed him. So, this means the more mobs we kill next to the TNT, the bigger it gets. And that means I just killed an innocent man who didn’t scam me. How far does this reach, though? Can I kill this guy? Okay. Yeah, it definitely grew. Oh, it grew. Oh, wait a second. Wait a second. I know exactly what to do in this situation. Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. Okay, it’s Oh, it’s so big. Oh, it’s Okay, it’s it’s Okay, I don’t want to make it any bigger than this because I’m lowkey worried. Okay, we need to have the getaway car loaded and ready so that way when we ignite the TNT, we hop in and we get out. Three, two, one. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. My car. My car. Oh my gosh. Look at all the money this thing dropped. Okay, this is officially wicked approved. Six grand off of that TNT explosion. And I actually kept the car, surprisingly. I need a I need a new Brian. You, sir, are Ryan. Oh, Ryan. Yes, I would love to buy your money printer. Please, please. Yes. Yes, of course. Insert valuable items in exchange for money to be printed. This is like alchemy. And boom, baby. Look at that. It did say that the more valuable the item, the more money you get out. So, what happens if we put dirt? Uh, wait a second. Wait a second. So, one dirt gives us like 50 bucks. Wait, we got diamonds. We I didn’t realize we kept the diamonds from the lottery tickets. Oh, yeah. Oh, come on. Tell me this is going to This is going to be crazy. Yeah. What is that? Like 1,000. Yeah, that’s a,000 per diamond. Gosh, this is almost enough to get me to the 10 grand. So close to the 10,000, bro. Come on. Print it up, baby. Print it up. I’m so glad we got all these blocks. And yes. Okay, we got the 10,000. Where’s Ryan? Ryan, I’m ready to upgrade you. Oh, time for the iron village. We’re getting so close to the diving village. And [Music] yeah. Okay. Is it me or does the iron look so good? It’s got that modern aesthetic. Oh, and they all look like investors. All right. More importantly, Ryan, how are your trades upgraded? Uh, cash pals, baby. Oh, let’s go. But there’s two items for 25,000. There’s a casino. And finally, 100 grand to get the gold village upgrade. Oh man. All right, let’s start with the cash cows. Oh, we might not be okay. We need to print and invest at the same time to get the $25,000. All in, baby. [Music] I’m running out of blocks. Okay, tell me you made some money, buddy. Tell me you made some money. Oh, thank god he did. $12,000. If I invest all the money right now, the $18,570. I’m doing it. All right, sir. William, I’m ready for my investment report. Ah, yes. $26,000. Thank you, kind sir. We only got 25,000. So, we have to make a decision between the cash cow and the casino. And I know everybody in the comments right now, I know you’re telling me to buy the cash cow. Yeah, that’s right. Yeah, that’s right. Swipe it, baby. He got the dollar signs in his eyes. Place down a cash cow farm. Okay, so I’m going to place him right here. A nice open area. Oh. Oh. Uh, now I don’t know about y’all. How How is this supposed to make me money? I see that you have dollar signs. Uh, what the what did you Oh my gosh. Did he just All right. You know what? Oh, it’s dirty money, but it’s money nonetheless. What? They Okay, be careful. Where are you pooping that money out, dude? You’re almost pooping it out of the fence. Wait. Purchase more cows. Wait. Oh my god. No way. No way, dude. Wait a second. Let’s keep going. Let’s keep going. Oh, wait a second. Wait. I can go into debt. Debt is usually a terrible thing, ladies and gentlemen. Unless your investments are paying more than your debt, which in this case they are. So, even though I’m $3,000 in debt, I literally will be I’m going to make it back in like 10 seconds. I’m not even going to buy the casino. I’m going straight for the golden village upgrade. The cows are just juicing me up. Okay, now where was Ryan now? Skipping the casino entirely. Going right to the golden village because I want to see what these trades are going to give us now. Are you ready for this? It’s time for the golden age. Yo. Well, well, well. Hello there, Mr. Kingsley. Well, now I’m feeling kind of like a peasant to be honest. We still have to make a million dollars. Don’t you dare forget. What do we got now? We’ve got a lucky money block. Oh, you know, we got to buy this. A golden private jet to drop golden bombs. And finally, an emerald village upgrade. A. Let’s go. Okay. Lucky money block so we can buy the gold private jet. Let me go away from the cash cow pen just in case it’s bad. Okay. Okay. It said place down and mine. So, I’m going to mine it now. And you’re going to give me something good. Okay. You gave me a lottery ticket. Lottery tickets? I mean, I got a lot of lottery tickets. Can I just open them instantly now? Hello. Oh, winning ticket. Winning ticket. Oh, losing ticket. Okay, you know what? Honestly, two for one. Okay, two for two. Okay, three for two. Three for three. I’m pretty sure I lost more than I won. We lost money. We had $33,000 when we bought the last lucky money block and now we have third. All right, lucky money block number two. So, give us something good. That is wicked. You know why this is so good? All of these Notch apples, diamonds, and enchanted diamond gear are going to the money printer. Oh, what was that? Like 20 grand. That was like 15 G’s. Oh my. Yeah. $15,000 for enchanted diamond gear. Oh, I’m just You know what? I’m dumping the whole wardrobe in here, baby. Diamond axe. Oh yeah, baby. I just gave it by Netherright sword. Print me this money with my diamonds. Everything we got from that lucky money block, we made 175,000. Not enough for the golden private jet, but it’s definitely enough for at least a couple of these lucky money blocks. All right, let’s see. I’m going to go for We’re going to start with We’re going to start with three for now. Come on. Something new, something fresh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Tax collectors, it’s time to pay up. Oh no. Where’s my sword? Oh. Oh no. The sword that I totally traded in for the money printer. But I have the diamond sword. Tax collectors. Wait. Every time they hit me, they’re stealing money. Stay. Oh, you demons. There’s only one way to deal with this. This is what the Lamborghini was made for. Stay back. Trying to take money from me. I already paid my taxes. They want me to pay more. I’m not having it. All right. I’ve spent all my money on lucky money blocks. We’re back to We’re back to 17,000. The lucky blocks have been draining us. Please. Oh, cash cows. That would be great if they were in the pin where they belong. Oh, this is it. This is it. Please, please, please, please, please give us something different. No, no, no. Stop it. Stop collecting tax. They’re putting me into debt. You are at monsters. I’m literally in debt and you’re keep You’re going to keep stealing from me. I’m $10,000 in debt. You guys are okay with this? Yeah, of course you are. You have no souls, dude. I’m $12,000 in debt. Please. I This is it. This is it. I I’m I’m I’m broke and I have I This is my only option. If you don’t give me what I need, I’m I’m done. That is exactly what we needed. What just happened? We just exploded and made $300,000. It only took us going into debt. No more lucky money blocks. Straight to golden private jet. It is. Swipe it. That’s the biggest credit card expense ever. Step aside, Lamborghini. Oh, dude. This is Okay, it’s full size. Are you I mean, I don’t even know how to get into this thing. Oh. Oh, we’re in it. Ladies and gentlemen, we have takeoff. Okay, so I remember this thing saying I could drop bombs. How do I drop the bombs? All right, now uh Oh. Oh. Oh, wait. I think I just dropped a bomb. Oh, what? I made like a quarter of the village golden. I can turn things into gold, but I can’t stop making any money. Am I? Am I? What? Wait, did Hold on. This cow was definitely not golden and full of coins before we dropped the bombs. Oh my gosh, it turned our cash cows into golden cash cows. We have maybe found the infinite money glitch. Okay. Yeah, aim it right here. As disgusted as I am right now, I am making a lot of money. We need $500,000 for the emerald villager upgrade, and I don’t think we’re going to have a single problem now. Okay, this is taking a little bit of time. Uh, is our investor alive? I might have bombed our investor. Hold on, let me check in on him. Oh, thankfully he was on the edge of the bomb. He’s still alive. All right, sir. This is the most amount of money I will ever give you. I’m going all in. He has every last drop of doll hairs I have in my bank account, which means we’re either going home wealthy or going home broke. Here we go, baby. Here we go. Here we go. 3 2 1 What do you mean negative? What’s negative? All what’s ne Why are you Are you trying to escape with my money? He just He just scammed me. Oh, it’s such a setback. Oh, at least we still have all of our cash cows. We can make it back. Wait, why did I skip village? Wait, village downgrade. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you mean downgrade? Why did I get downgraded back to the dirt village? This is what we had at the beginning. Hello. It’s okay. We still have the money printer. We don’t have the money printer. Oh, we still have the private jet. It’s okay. Uh, hey TV and our friends, you still owe money. Who’s this? What do you mean? No, I do not. Taxes for what? For what? I literally I you have money to pay. No, I have nothing. Go away. What? No, do not take the plane. No, no, no. What? You don’t take my Come, come back here. Come back here. I can’t even catch up with him. I have nothing. I can’t I will be back for what? Oh my god. I You just left. How are you back already? I owe nothing. I will take I don’t have any items. Okay, I did have some items. You didn’t have to take them all. Okay, look. I know I lied to you and I had some just like the real tax collector there and then gone. Huh? Well, what do we do now? How am I supposed to reach a million dollars and the diamond village when I’m now $2,000 in debt and every literal everything was taken away? This happens all the time in life and you can’t give up. I know that sounds corny, but it’s true. We have a cash cow. Wait, if one is here, what if we have a second one? Can we breed them? There’s a second one. We could definitely breed them. I’m not giving up. Wait, wait a second. Hold on. This is about to be the silver lining. The golden. No, the emerald lining. I’m getting an emerald village upgrade, baby. Follow me to your lovely wife. Yes. Come on. Make a Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, bro. Look at this. Look at how many cash cows we have right now. They’re breeding. I’m about to be running out of wheat. Oh my gosh. Look at how many we have. I’m out of wheat. There’s so many in here. I have been letting these cows poop. I let them poop for so long. I have I This is the most money I’ve ever had. We’re so close to the goal of having a million dollars. We can actually upgrade to the Emerald Village. Life lesson also, do not trust one person with all your money. Two, pay your taxes. Emerald Village. Swipe it. Yeah, bro. Going from dirt to emerald feels so good. So good. Oh my gosh. Okay, the new trades are insane. We can turn the money into a moon money and then we can become the president for the low price of $800,000. Okay. And finally, the goal of having the diamond village for a million. Holy guacamole. Oh, we have enough money. We actually have enough money for the moon. Ride an emerald spaceship. Okay. Now we just got to wait for night time. Oh, hello moon. All right. They do say that the moon looks like cheese. And cheese is another word for buddy. So, here we go. Look at this money moon, baby. Okay, now where’s my rocket ship? Okay, well the moon is definitely made of money, but where’s the I was told that there was going to be a rocket ship. Uh, what? What is this? Some kind of like Okay, this is a DLC. I got to pay extra. Really? Snazzy little man. Snazzy little scammer. All right, I’m back. I have enough money for the DLC. Tell me next time. Thank you. Spaceship acquired. Oh, this is going to be wicked. 10 dead. Oh, we’re literally Okay, we’re in the command center now. I’ve never flown a rocket ship, but obviously I mean, how hard could it be? Here we go. Here we go. You ain’t never seen a lava creeper fly to the moon until today. Oh, we’re literally loading to a new world. Wait, is that the sun? Oh, we have We are landing on the money moon, ladies and gentlemen. We can just mine. Look at how we got like 30,000 for every block we mine. I mean, we’re just going to keep going. Wait, why am I am I drowning? Wait, I’m not drowning. I’m on the moon. I have no oxygen. Oh, buddy. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Okay, I’m running out of air as we speak. We need to get as much money as we can and then go back to the rocket ship. Oh, we can’t get the million. We got to go. I’m so close to the million, but I’m about to run out of oxygen. However this thing works. Go, go. We’re back in the village. You know, buddy, you know, you could have sold me an oxygen helmet. Just saying. But you know what we can become now? We can become the president. That’s right. Ah, referred to me as Preston President. Oh, is this uh is this how you become the president? You just put on a chest plate and then Well, I don’t feel like the president right now. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, the White House. Yes. This is where the actual US president resides. Oh, yes. Well, well, well. Welcome, homester. No tax collectors be getting in here. Now to head inside the Oval Office. And what do we have here? A giant red button in the Oval Office. The money nuke. You got to be kidding me. Well, I mean, there’s only one thing that we can do at this moment in time. And I think you know exactly what it is. I know you’re thinking you’re proud of me, Pigsley. You can’t hide it no matter how hard you want. Yeah, walk away. One day, you’ll love me after I drop this money nuke. Seek shelter. But don’t worry, it will not charge anybody. In fact, it will do the opposite. It will just make me very wealthy. I hope. Oh, wait. Okay, that is um now that is a really Now this seems really close to me. Should we be concerned? I think we might be concerned a little bit. I mean, I don’t see a We’re okay. As we said, the nuke was not it’s it was not a dangerous weapon. It was a money weapon. It’s so much money that you are lagging. I mean, I got like two frames per second, but I’m wealthy. Oh, we’ve got it. Ladies and gentlemen, the goal of a billion dollars finally has been realized. But that was only one of our goals. All we have to do now is upgrade to the diamond village. Pixley’s proud of me. Behold the diamond village. Hey, do me a favor. If you’re proud of me, if you think Pixley’s proud of me, please click either one of these videos because we did it. What are you doing? What are you doing? No. No. Don’t you dare tax me. Pickly.

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