Rating the STARDEW BACHELORS based on their HATED GIFTS!!

Rating the Stardew Bachelors based on their hated gifts. Alex’s hates are pretty simple. Other than the universal hates, Bro only hates Holly and Quartz. Quartz is easy peasy to get, so he sucks for that. But Holly, does Bro not like Christmas? Because he has a lot less hates than the rest of these guys. I can’t put him too low, but the Santa hating docks him a few points. He can slide into Ctier. Shane, just like Alex, only has two hates other than the Universals: Pickles and Quartz. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I hate Pickles, too. And because he’s pretty easy to please and pickles are the growth of Satan, I’m going to give him S tier. Harvey hates coral, nautilus shells, and rainbow shells. I don’t get the grip at the beach. If you give them to him, he’ll say, “I think I’m allergic to this.” Brother, you are not allergic to shells. Shells are pretty, and I don’t like Harvey, so Dtier. Now, Sam, our high maintenance king, because bro hates everything from mayo to bones to all the ores and bars. You cannot please this guy. The mayo. I get, but if I got gifted a whole gold bar, I’d be ecstatic. I’m sorry, my blonde boy, but you’re coming in Dtier. For a guy that lives on the beach, it’s absurd that Elliot hates not one, but both sea cucumbers. Why the hate for your neighbors, Elliot? But like, I wouldn’t want a damn super cucumber either, so valid. He can get a B tier. Sebastian hates anything with normal eggs. Complete breakfast, omelets, farmer’s lunch, but loves void eggs. I don’t trust a single soul that sees a black egg and says, “Yeah, I’mma eat that.”

rating the stardew bachelors based on their HATED gifts!! (hello ily all im back)

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  1. Hey I hate to break it to you but you might want to look up century eggs. They're actually quite delicious especially with porridge. (I see your videos doom scrolling sometimes 😅)

  2. Alex has no reason to be that low. He barely hates anything and also holly is prickly and poisonous so yeah kinda a weird gift.

  3. As much as Harvey is my type, him disliking: bread, cheese, chocolate cake, cookies, ice cream, pancakes, pizza, pink cake, and rhubarb pie (my favorite pie); AND shaming me by saying, "are you sure this is healthy?" is a no go for me 😭

  4. I'm halfway through a year daiting Sebastian, but I don't really care that he hates eggs besides void eggs 😅 You can't eat 'em anyway, (they're poisonous to humans) probably just pretty/cool 🙂

    Edit: Forgot to add that I ACTUALLY GAVE Sam a gold bar once, and I was so disappointed with his reaction, I re-started the day 😅 I am NOT wasting a gold bar! 😡

  5. was gonna choose seb as my bachelor but right before that I found out abt krobus being able to be your roommate and ditched him-(I only wanted the frogs from seb-)

  6. Harvey is allergic to shellfish. Obviously, I assume these shells don’t have anything living inside of them, but understandably he’s probably still cautious.