DO NOT 100% Stardew Valley like this [The Movie]

👉 What happens when you try to 100% complete Stardew Valley in the most cursed, hyper-efficient way possible… all by the end of Year 2?

This is my full Stardew Valley 100% completion movie – two hours of cinematic gameplay, absurd optimization, and way too many jokes along the way. From maxing friendships, farming perfection, securing every stardrop, and unlocking Ginger Island, to the grind for obelisks and the Golden Clock – nothing was left undone.

💡 If you’ve ever wondered what it takes to achieve Stardew Valley perfection at perfect pace (without completely breaking the game with RNG manipulation), this is it.
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⏱️ Chapters
00:00 Intro
00:33 Spring Year 1
07:33 Summer Year 1
16:43 Fall Year 1
31:32 Winter Year 1
52:53 Spring Year 2
01:13:07 Summer Year 2
01:33:37 Fall Year 2
01:52:24 Winter Year 2
01:59:17 Conclusion Monologue
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15 Comments

  1. i normally dont click on new channels, but i'm really glad i gave this video a chance! this is exactly the kind of content i like. excited for your next video 🙂 only critique is not dancing with shane that first flower dance. don't diss my boy like that!

  2. I usually try to catch the Legend in the first spring so I can put it in a fish pond (cheap) and age the roe. The rest of the legendaries are good too, but the Legend’s roe is super lucrative

  3. This is an awesome video! Made my morning prep at work just a little better 😊 looking forward to more content from you, this showed up on my main YouTube page so I think you’ll have some traffic coming your way

  4. I never could figure out why people seed maker starfruit. If you sold the starfruit you can basicly buy twice as many seeds from Sandy. No seedmaker required. If you keg you can like buy 7 or so seeds for each wine. Explain why seeding makes more sense, please. You can seedmaker a winter root for wild winter seeds. Horseradish, Spice Berry, and common mushroom works for respected season. The Desert Trader trades wild seeds on Saturdays.