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  1. We didn’t kill them just turned them into birds that will eat our crops in retaliation. Shut up jammy and Aliza you both were 19-20 respectively and didn’t help out at the farm and rearranged my furniture In nonsense ways. Let’s hope the other 2 move out. 😤

  2. They truly won't let us go because if you buy bird house from Marnie, sometimes there will be a white dove hanging on that bird house just like the child that you sacrifice as a dove

  3. Thats what happens when you get an abortion at 460 weeks. Sometimes they turn into vengeful spirits. Better to just put them on a boat as the tide goes out, that way the spirit is stuck out at sea and can't harass you

  4. i just wish the phone calls would come in a bit more! i feel like a spend a fair amount of time in my house, but i’ve gotten maybe two calls in almost five in game years

  5. The phone is an amazing gaming experience/invention but I… I don't like it, ok?😅 I usually buy it but then those annoying calls start and yes, Vincent's call is cute, you get a call from the bear or whatever but it always interrupts me, even at night, those creepy messages are there, the ringing is annoying but then I cannot not pick it up and I soooo dislike calling IRL so it quickly ends up in a chest for its opportunity to actually prove useful.

  6. Best phone call is from the mapul syrup bear! Also, the fact that they call you only when you're in the house means that a lot of these calls end up happening after midnight. Like Vincent, buddy, it's almost 2 am! Why are you awake? And also Pierre, wtf is wrong with you?? Like I know you gotta hustle but why on earth am I getting a sales call right before I collapse into bed for my usual 4 hours of sleep?

  7. I accidentally clicked on the ??? Phone call not thinking 🤦‍♀️ I don’t even really use the phone in start but somehow I managed to use it on that exact day and forgot what it was… 😢luckily later on I was able to remove the code that says I triggered it so I don’t have to fight the cursed dolls anymore because I was dying despite being strong