Can You Beat Stardew Valley With NO TOOLS?

In Stardew Valley, you are chosen as the number one nepo baby. I mean, come on, you have your entire life handed to you! Your grandfather gives you a massive farm to do with as you please, alongside a large assortment of different tools at your disposal. I’m no freeloader, so in this challenge I want to see if I can beat Stardew Valley with absolutely no tools, to show that I can make my own wealth without the need of peepaws health. I simply must either complete the Community Center route or the Joja route, either one is fine. I may have spent 40 hours in this playthrough tho, for me this was absolutely terrible. Jokes aside tho, I spent a ton of time working on this one to see if I could maybe somehow get myself out of the FNaF / FNaF World hole I’m stuck in. I love Five Night’s at Freddy’s but I don’t want to be 90 still making videos on FNaF World just to pay rent. I would cry if that became the case. By the way, if you’re actually one of like the 8 people reading the description, comment “I love Stardew Valley so very much” so I know you’re a real one, thanks!

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CREDITS:

TheDapperWaffle – Gameplay, Script Writing, Editing, Assets, Art, all that stuff. – https://x.com/TheDapperWaffle

DanaDuchy, The Game Archivist, and TheWaffleGalaxy – Abigail Stardew Valley marriage footage, Mouthwashing gameplay, and Abandoned Jojamart cutscene footage respectively.
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https://www.youtube.com/@UCPk7AfBbUnVUZIu7PN14_MQ
https://www.youtube.com/@UCRQguRXSG7Ivk10cKcCB0fg

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CHAPTERS:

0:00 Prologue
1:27 Chapter 1
6:04 Chapter 2
11:54 Chapter 3
18:43 Chapter 4
27:52 Chapter …
30:11 Chapter …..

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I am definitely not mixing Stardew Valley and FNaF tags to get this video into more peoples recommendations and search results. I would never.

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50 Comments

  1. Hey everyone! I'm gonna be honest with you all and say I have been incredibly nervous for the past few days leading up to this videos release; I really wanted to experiment with the narrative on this one since I know a lot of people have gotten attached to the silly characters/storylines I've made for videos but I have no clue if this one's your guys' cup of tea. This video is pretty different compared to anything else I've done thus far towards the end, but I still hope you guys enjoy it nonetheless. Love y'all <3

  2. Guy I know the answer to the question of what came first the chicken or the egg it's the egg dinosaurs came first and they kept laying eggs until chickens happened

  3. I genuinely would love to see more stardew valley content!!
    I found you through Tomodachi Life 2 years ago and kinda miss the variety of games you used to play on the channel

  4. This is great, Dapper! love the videos. but quick question when are you going to play hello [REDACTED] 3? there is currently a playtest on steam which you can request into.

  5. You might have been nervous, but I think you did absolutely excellently on this video, Dapper! The plot was actually really compelling and I'd be interested in seeing new stuff like this in the future, FNAF or not!

  6. i love your videos no matter what you do with them, waffle!

    but, i do have a bit of a niche game suggestion… wolfquest! would you ever consider trying it? maybe with a challenge of some kind, if you want to!

    love the video!! ❤

  7. Less than an hour catch for a broke peasant like me who doesn’t get a membership. Already have 200 hours on stardew and I only got it a few weeks ago. I’m hoping this does great!

  8. Holy moly. I saw the Fnaf world refreshed nuzlocke and seeing Dapperwaffles actually take responsibility for himself was a breath of fresh air. Also amazingly foreshadowed by calling Schmegal and himself throughout the video like they were 2 separate people.