Uh

(Duhh uhh you are super duper fucked! Double triple fucked!)

Now there should have been a moral here, should it not?

(You are super duper fucked!)

I can’t think of anything besides your fucked.

(My god, you are fucked!)

You are F-U-C-K-E and D. That spells “fucked” if you’re too fucked to see.

So don’t you ever drink and drive, my friend, unless you wanna go to jail and get fucked again.

You are absolutely super fucked!

*Clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

YOU’RE FUCKED!