Marus1 on February 9, 2026 8:30 pm My friends happy to knock on the door when they plan to go do something stoopid that night Me who just wants to have a comfy night with a movie, a blanket and a coffee
ThisIsPart on February 9, 2026 8:52 pm Me: Leaving my friend’s house Me: Forgetting my phone at my friend’s house
Shadow_Assassin496 on February 9, 2026 8:58 pm We’ve meaning to reach you about your golem’s extended warranty.
Winston_Smith_2 on February 9, 2026 9:21 pm You going to sleep? Hurh. Huh hunrh. There’s a guy in this village who can punch straight through trees with little effort. …
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Zombie: Golden Dandelion
Villager: My poor fyp
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My friends happy to knock on the door when they plan to go do something stoopid that night
Me who just wants to have a comfy night with a movie, a blanket and a coffee
“Wooaaeeehhhh”
“Hauwh”
Me looking in the microwave at my hot pockets.
Me: Leaving my friend’s house
Me: Forgetting my phone at my friend’s house
There are zombies on your lawn
I’d let him do it.
We’ve meaning to reach you about your golem’s extended warranty.
You going to sleep?
Hurh. Huh hunrh.
There’s a guy in this village who can punch straight through trees with little effort.
…
“uuuueeeerrrhhh”
– Zombie, 2026