If you can't destroy the shorts, then they must be an unkillable god and you must worship the shorts! Praise be ✨Gold Trimmed Shorts✨

by Dingo247

2 Comments

  1. Eikler-OnesTwenty on

    Lmao this is the only correct solution. Mayor Lewis brought this upon himself by hiding those shorts in Marnie’s room. Now they’ve achieved god-tier status and deserve their own shrine. All hail the Gold Trimmed Shorts!

  2. Oh no! It was me who suggested she get herself killed and pass the curse onto Marlon. I’m guessing that didn’t work? I got someone killed for nothing.