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Your future husband, ladies and gents


Your future husband, ladies and gents

by LindseyMarieArt

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  9. Gwenberry_Reloaded on

    that’s a man who cares about hygeine and keeping his feet looking fresh. In this economy, that’s a keeper

  10. SpiffyWitch on

    He said forgot, which means he meant to, and he feels bad cause he wants to be presentable 😤

    My farmer technically has never shaved her legs so it’s ok baby boy

  11. Own_Pear4920 on

    The Ironie is, as someone that is married for almost 20 years: This is such a marriage Dialog.

  16. Individual-Praline17 on

    I don’t hate Clint. Maybe he’ll get a little upgrade to his interactions. I bet many found Shane a little insufferable before he became an option.

  17. Trans_girl2002 on

    Oh and YOUR farmer clipped their toes??? Last I checked that’s not a feature

    You haven’t clipped those little piggies in YEARS! He at least REMEMBERS to clip his toes, even if he remembers after he should clip them. Clint clips his toenails more than your farmer, put some RESPECT on Clint >:(

  18. AileenKitten on

    To be fair, this is on ginger island and having too long nails in sand is a sensory nightmare that, ngl, would make me fully sob

    So him being a little bummed totally makes sense IMO

  21. badapple1989 on

    Shane is canonically in a pool of his own vomit at one point because he drank himself to near death by blood poisoning levels.

  25. SadLad406 on

    I was hoping for the wizard. Clint looks too much like my dad. Gross haha. Guess I can mod him to look different

  28. 1more_oddity on

    I mean, as long as he gets a character arc… Hopefully… Please… I can’t do it otherwise 😭

  29. Rezmir on

    Honestly, I keep forgetting to do that somehow. I never understood how people remember to do that twice a week.

  34. mjwanko on

    To the naysayers out there, when you’re in a real relationship, these types of conversations get to be normal 😂

  36. Pawsitivitea506 on

    Here’s the thing, was I particularly hoping for Clint? No. No I wasn’t. 

    However, you have to have some serious upper body strength to pound hot iron all day and the man does own his own business and is not just hanging out at his parent’s house. 

    Sooo, you know,  it might not be too bad to get tossed up onto that blacksmith counter and let him stoke your fire for awhile. 

  38. Kibbled_Onion on

    It just dawned on me that I’m with a real life Clint. He’s always leaving cupboards open and I always find his random socks laying around the house, he’s a good father though at least it’s not all negative.

  39. sideofspread on

    I know everyone wanted Wizard but the amount of content that will be generated from marriagable Clint is going to be so funny.

  41. InsanityVirus13 on

    I love seeing the vast hatred or love for Clint, no inbetween lmao.

    For those hating, we all have our nice guy/nice girl era, it just takes a good friend and sometimes more to get us out of it lmao

  44. RainbowLoli on

    Oh no a man who actually *cares* about his hygiene enough to actively think about it… the horrors…

  47. Pinappular on

    Hell yea!! Seeing Clint move on from Emily and get some real romance going for him 💕💕.

    Man is gonna be a certified sweetheart, mark my words