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  1. It doesn’t *necessarily* mean you danced the horizontal tango … but that blush certainly *suggests* it.

  2. vincentninja68 on

    Because Stardew valley at its core is a game that’s primarily made for adults and I love it. There are plenty of harvest Moon clone games that are for kids already. It’s nice to be catered to.

    It also means the farmer canonically lays good pipe lol

  3. Sundaes_in_October on

    Have you done Sam’s 10 heart event? Penny’s? How about Haley’s? There are some, let’s say, frisky folk in the valley.

  4. lol coral island does this too you’ll get hearts above your bed and the bed will be shaking

  5. TheAngryCheeto on

    Imagine it goes on for 2 hours and he immediately drops to the floor and passes out and then Harvey kicks in the door demanding a thousand dollars