Was offended until I realised who he was talking to

If there was a stranger in my town who:

– lived alone in a dead man’s house

– stayed up until 2 am doing hard labor every night

– carried a sword

– ran around inexplicably handing out everyone’s favourite foods

– glowed in the dark

– communed with strange creatures in the woods

– rummaged through bins

– ate raw fish and algae fresh from the river

– had a fucking dinosaur on their farm somehow

I’d be absolutely terrified of them too! But eventually my farmer became his dream freaky husband so it’s all good ❤️